ITT: Pokemon are real. What was your first pokemon? Rules

>>8848507
cock

>>8848507
bones

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>>8848424
(Oops)

>>8848507
Jay right here, he was still a Magnemite at the time.

>>8848542
would pet a jay

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>>8848500
>Flustered, but simultaneously confused lobster
Uh...not sure what you mean by that?
My shell? My meat?
>Normal voice
Uh...Soup is almost done.

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>>8848500
I DO NOT KNOW BUT WE SHOULD
WE MUST
I'M GETTING ANTSY

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>>8848479
That's not- I never- Rude.

>Sludge Wave back to the ship
>grab Remivolver
>splet self

>>8848524
Can I help you?

>>8848574
cock!

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>>8848507
Legally, Ray.
For practical purposes, Azoth the odd doggo.
Gon' pet dat doggo.

>>8848574
i want the cock

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>>8848507
My porygon.
>Getting serious.
>Rolling for science.

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>>8848542
SOMEONE SAY FAKKEN JAY- oh. Scusa.

>>8848568
>emberessed whispering
whywouldIwannatasteyourmeatthat'slewdandIhavenoreasontodosomethinglikethathahahHAHAHA

>>8848569
>recover from embarrassment
Ahem. Raidin'. Sounds cool.

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>>8848574
>Splet the cock

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>>8848586
Yes. That is the name granted to me by the gun fish.

>>8848614
Do I need to tell the story about the Feraligatr again?

>>8848637
>Alcock: Is splet
...Yes. Thank you Remi.

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>>8848507
Kag my Aggron, a Lairon at the time.
>Reached the site.
Neat.
>Equip shovel and get Kag to help.
>Rolling for time until a discovery with last two numbers.

>>8848659
yes

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>>8848659
>FIRE SPLET THE COCK

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>>8848659
You're welcome!
>Splet again for good measure

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>>8848623
>More confused whispering
Eating someone isn't lewd. It's weird. And scary. I have nightmares about being eaten.

>>8848569
What are you talking about?

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>>8848668
I meant Aron. Goddamn I'm too hungover for this.

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>>8848683
Deer god why. Fine. Short version. Attempted to date a fearigatr. Became amorous. My body is made of poison and suffering. He melted on top of me. It was unpleasant.

>>8848691
>hide in the closet
Captain why?

>>8848703
...Excessive.
>switch Remi to semi-auto

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>>8848623
YES RAIDING

>>8848709
RAIDING

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>>8848763
>>8848703
>>8848691
Heh heh he.

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>>8848709
>not even trying to whisper anymore
IDIDN'TMEANLIKETHATIJUSTMEANTTHATYOU'REANICEPERSONANDYOUSMELLPRETTY

>>8848779
>roll to panickedly change subject
RAIDING.

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>>8848596
It's battle time, right? Right?
>Rolling for Battle Success

>>8848763
...thats kinda hot

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>>8848779
Raiding who?

>>8848803
I...smell pretty?
Uh...thanks.

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>>8848814
...Disturbing. I fear what you do to children and small pokemon.
>Draco Meteor

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(Fucking internet died on me did not notice it was new thread time)
>>8848034
>>8848061(okay, i thought that i did something wrong by just rolling with the posts
>>8848076
Whoa, you're t-that legendary xenia... xernea... oh now i remember xerneas
What did i do?
>>8848117
(Okay i didn't knew that, fuck me but i could make an excuse to retcon the plot like a fake pregnancy disorder some other thingblike that)
>>8848185
I'll keep going i hope it is something interesting)
>>8848212
I've never been good at talking much and let my actions fo the talking.
That's not something good

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>>8848803
RAIDING

>>8848841
ANYONE

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>>8848763
>Remivolver is always on Remi-auto!
>Splet.
Not excessive, thorough!

i wish for some eights

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>>8848877
>Splet self
>Got in fisheye
AAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8848841
>[Internal Caw'ing]
...Sure.

>>8848869
RAIDING!

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>>8848877
VERY EXCESSI-

>>8848905
>get moist cloth
>dab the fisheye
>pat screaming fishgun
This only proves my point.

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These petri dishes suck.
>Rolling for science.

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>>8848855
I HAVE AN INTEREST IN YOUR CURRENT, AH, CONDITION.
ARE YOU CERTAIN THAT YOU INDEED CARRY AN EGG?

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>>8848807
>Fail: Ruffles had the great idea to take a tanky Water-Type head-on and couldn't OHKO.
I need a Berry and a nap...

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>>8848869
Hopefully nobody good?

>>8848915
...
>Take pot off stove
You guys want soup?

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>>8848962
And then I said, let there be life, well, cells.
>Rolling for more science.

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>>8848961
>AAAA-ing lessens
..But seaweed isn't pointy!

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>>8848915
YESSSS

>>8849060
YES
YES

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>>8849001
>Here comes Agger
>He is carrying a few Oran berries

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>>8848961
i peench?
>hesitantly poke the seaweed

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>>8849072
>Ollie: go forth and be sneeky.
>Also, write notes on everything you know about your dumbass former bosses. Makes it easier to roll over on their dead asses.
Yo. You need any supplies? I can get ahold of stuff.

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>>8849072
>Scienceguy is at 4/many for science.
>Rolling for more science.
>>8849140
What do you have to offer, friend?

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>>8849077
Some forms are barbed.
>attempt to manage AAAA-ing
>this isn't even your fish gun

>>8849127
FUCKING
>Draw Remi
>Splet the scorpion bat crab

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>>8849115
Ruffles: happy squawks
Thanks, Agger! Thanks!
Do you want to train too?
>Time to go bother John to git supplies and fresh Sitrus Berries. because those a best.

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>>8848978
I think so
At least feel that i do
I've been preparing to have an egg
Why do you ask that?

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>>8849060
Sure. Let's go with that.

>>8849096
Si.

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>>8849127
Eh?
>Thinking about fists and ice

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>>8849173
ahhh no splet the peench
>attempt to scuttle away without realizing that this body cant scuttle
>probably looks pretty sad

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>>8849148
I got some research notes from my old bosses.
Fucked up shit, but maybe you can figure out, like, how to reverse engineer the antidote they paid to get cooked up to the toxin they also paid to get cooked up.
That and I can get copies of some incomplete Aether secret-lab notes.

If you got the cash, I got the hookup.

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>>8849173
..oh.
that doesn't sound niiIII-AAAAA

>>8849127
>SPLET

>>8849206
>specifically wished to be a flying peench
>doesnt realize he can fly
this is turts mentality

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>>8849175
>It seems he has been following you a long while
>He nods eagerly

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>>8849206
>sucessful scuttle
...That was just pathetic. I wasted a shot.

>>8849227
>pet gun
Your service is appreciated

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>>8849184
IT IS POSSIBLE THAT YOU MAY BE PREPARING, BUT NOT HAVE AT THIS TIME, ER, CONCEIVED.
I WILL NOT STATE FOR CERTAIN AT THIS TIME, BUT THAT POSSIBILITY IS OPEN.

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>>8849219
I've got 1,000,000P to my name, lemme guess, you want all of that for it?
Either way, I'll be down at the center in Mossdeep City. Look for the guy with the Scolipede and Magneton.

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>>8849231
(He knows he can fly, he just doesn't know how to fly. I could wish to be a bird right now, but I wouldn't know how to fly off the bat.)
>>8849227
you mees
>>8849250
i sorry
no more peench

>>8849291
good god okay turts 2.0

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>>8849241
>Ruffles: think hard
Hmm... Maybe the Pidoves would be up to sparring?
>Go forth, gather the birbs.
>And go bother John for more Berries too.

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>>8849196
>>8849096
>Dish out watery meat, vegetable, and spicy pepper soup
Alright. Here.

>>8849231
(You aren't wrong)

>>8849291
desu that logic is kinda flawed because
you would totally know how to fly in a general sense unless your some dipass whos never seen a bird in their life
you would just need to practice a little

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>>8849274
Works for me.
I'll be there soon, look for the scarf guy with the Nidoking and the, er, Frillish.
>Ollie: bluff hard, and get thy ass to Mossdeep.

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>>8849291
("off the bat". ha)
....You sound familiar.

>>8849304
(You have 1 more before you break the comedic "3 rule".)

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>>8849250
>Splet the cock in return for pets
But I missed!

>>8849291
>Fishtol squint

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>>8849309
>John: be sufficiently Bothered and go get the things.
>rolling for quantity of delicious restoratives.
>Also grab a 12-pack of MooMoo Milk

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>>8849362
Got you.
>Wave to very fast grunt moving at high speeds.
I got the money if you have the stuff.

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>>8849309
>Watch the bigger bird rile up the Pidoves
>Time to get ready

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>>8849317
Grazie Shelldon.

>dip beak
>become the straw

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>>8849400
>Gruntdude hands over some thick fukken binders.
>He's got a Nidoking, and... wait, how familiar are you with Frillish? Because he's got a jelly but it's definitely not a Frillish.
>Jelly: sting Ollie, yet again.

( gotta run, IRL shit. People are Mad At Me )

>>8849398
>Ring ring ring
>Call incoming

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>>8849304
>>8849342
(I was going to have him learn how to fly and get used to a Gliscor body over the course of a few threads rather than just instantly knowing everything about being a Gliscor. )
>>8849352
(He knows how to fly in theory, he just isn't sure how to apply that to this body. I didn't want him to be soaring around immediately after becoming a Gliscor. Rather, I wanted to show him learning and whatnot. )
>>8849370
>I googled pointy seaweed and found nothing
maybe
i peench lot of people
peench you before too
>>8849396
>attempt to imitate the gesture

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>>8849255
W-what?
Do you mean that i might not lay an egg...
If so why am i acting like this?
>start worrying

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>>8849460
>Scienceguy can tell that isn't a Frillish but he isn't going to get shot over being a loudmouth.
>Hand over the cash and take the binders.
Thank you.
(Do your stuff senpai, take care.)

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>>8848668
>>8848721
>Get the feeling there's some bad science going on.
>Rolling for what he found.
>Only mega stones on dubs.
>Evens being decent gemstones and odds being shitty ores.

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>>8849396
>cock: is splet upon
Yes chummer. Yes you did. But you're much more efficient than a traditional weapon and you don't jam.

>>8849472
(fuuuuck)
"Peench"? ...Do you happen to know a lasagna shaped crab?

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>>8849517
Great, amazing.
>Bag shitores.
>Rolling for time until next discovery with last two post numbers.

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>>8849472
>Squinting: Intensify by fish to the power of splet.

>>8849529
..True.
I can jam!
but i need music first.

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>>8849579
>Open mouth
>Remember that you can't blow bubbles anymore
>Stick tongue out instead
>>8849529
am a creb
see?
have peenches
>snap claws

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>>8849579
>>8849634
>Eel: Watch.

>>8849634
>Fish: GASP at the offensive gesture
>Splet the 'creb'

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>>8849446
So, how is it...?
>Try to hold bowl

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>>8849701
(good job pinkie you sent the post before i finished it)
>>8849697
Hi Zibel!

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>>8849634
>Stick out tongue back

Clingy anon here
I'm actually not doing as bad as I thought
Got my mind off a few things that have been bothering me recently
Also got a little bit of help from someone
I don't know if it was on purpose or something else but the best I can do is thank them
I'm not saying do it again, but thank you
You know who you are and I wish I could do more

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>>8849634
That's not. You're clearly not... Right. Okay.

>>8849579
>cover fisheys
Don't make eye contact, he's doing something inappropriate with his tounge

>>8849697
Permission to splet the bat?

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>>8849718
Bretty good!

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>>8849701
you meess
>Blep again
>>8849737
gesp
>BLEP
>>8849697
hello
would peench
but said i not peench anymore
>>8849752
make weesh
jiji change type of peench
am flying peench now
not sure how do the fly though?
>Flap claws uselessly

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>>8849728
Helloooooooo.
>>8849752
Bad is dumb, don't splet.
...Well. Only splet if he pinches you.
>>8849830
You gotta use your wings.
>Poke wing.

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>>8849697
>>8849728
>>8849752
Good morning and what are you guys doing?
>>8849737
Morning gask
>smooch the gask
What are you doing too?
>>8849634
And who are you?

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>>8849830
...Jirachi. Jirachi the magic being. Jirachi the magical divine being gave you a wish... A wish for almost anything... and you picked being a creature who's body you can't control.

>>8849841
>acid splet: in chamber
Noted commodore.

>>8849844
There is a bat on the boat. It was a crab.

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>>8849752
What?
What's he doing??

>>8849830
>Blindfire splets: GO

>>8849841
Hiiii.

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>>8849830
Heh heh, good tale.

>>8849841
>>8849728
Hello, heh.

>>8849844
>Public display of affection
Hehehehe, welcoming the visitor.

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>>8849317
YEEEES
>Slurp it all
>Loudly

>>8849718
GOOD
TOO MUCH MEAT THOUGH

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>>8849844
am a peench
cant do the peench anymore
said not do
>>8849841
i know
but flep no work?
>Flaps the wings this time, succeed only in fanning everyone's faces
>>8849903
yes?
instead of be ground creb forever might be air creb
need learn first
you not born knowing how to everything either
>>8849904
ow
why
i not even peench
>>8849920
you good feesh
not like splet fish

is it me or is jirachi really pathetic

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yo
so like
whats wallaces team
water right
>>8849992
(It's just you. )

>>8849992
(Nah he is.)

>>8849992
(You)
(That's all you are getting from me real hateboner)

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>>8849766
...
>Smiles
That's great!

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>>8849904
Lewd things, not appropriate for fishtols.
>equip notepad
>fish gun shoots better blind
>consider investing in moist eyepatches
>unequip

>>8849978
You can't prove that.

>>8849992
(I know we all swore off replying to shitposts but everyone else is doing it so, no, just you.)

>>8849992
>sniffs didnt say anything
hmmmmmm

>>8850084
(It's not sniffs. Inoccent until proven guilty.)

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>>8849978
Why not?

>>8850070
Ohhh.
...
Lemme see!

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>>8849961
>criticizing mah lobster
>caws internally

>>8850054
Yep!

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>>8849961
Oh. Uh...thanks for the advice.
I'll cut back on it.

>>8850154
>Eats his own bowl
So...what now?

nut

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>>8850070
ok
you know how dreco meteor as skrelp?
you geega eempect as skrelp?
>>8850145
because
float feesh say no splet unless peench
am a creb with ears
can hear

>>8850185
But

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>>8850145
...Perverted gun.
>remove leafs from fishtol
>allow him to see flappy bat tongue

>>8850191
>flashbacks to days as a water-type
>when you could actually kiss someone without them exploding
...You can't prove I didn't.

>jirachi will khs before par ends
feelsgoodman

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>>8850191
I didn't say no splet though.
So I splet.
>Splet.

>>8850230
I am not!

>>8850234
(how bout you kys)

>>8850234
(This worries me. Jiji please tell me this isn't true.)

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>>8849978
Heh heh, thanks.

>>8850191
Just don't peench me or I will punch, eh heh.

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>>8849920
Alright is the visitor the bat over there?
>>8849978
Hello whatever you are
>roll to read his mind
>>8849903
That's weird

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>>8850154
SQUAWK

>>8850181
THAT WOULD BE GOOD
I AM NO STRICT VEGETARIAN BUT ALMOST

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>>8850268
...Good shot.

>>8850314
Yes. Yes it is.

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>>8850230
skrelp no can dreco meteor
not a dregon
>>8850307
can poke?
>Hold a closed claw up
>>8850314
>He has a lot of thoughts, but they're hard for him to grasp onto and understand, most slipping away soon after
>It's even harder to communicate the ones he can hold onto
>You can see that he used to be a Crustle, slow and anchored to the ground, relying on his shell for everything
>He envied the birds and their freedom, never restricted in where they could go
>A vocalized wish ended with him being a Gliscor
>He wants to learn many things - to fly, to communicate as fluently as everyone else, to be able to protect himself...
>>8850268
aaaa so
please no splet
>>8850234
>HB will die with most of his dreams unaccomplished and either in a painful fashion or as a weak and pathetic old fart
(Feelsgoodman)

>>8849481
( Yo, I back if you want exact deets on what's in the files. It's all relating to former plots lol. )

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>>8850314
He heh, yes. A strange bat, heh.

>>8850495
>Flex
Heh heh, yes.

>>8850234
(If he dies he will be missed, unlike a certain someone I'm replying to)
(Shithead)

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>>8849480
IT IS POSSIBLE THAT YOUR DESIRE FOR OFFSPRING IS SO STRONG THAT YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BEGAN PREPARING FOR THEM BEFORE CONCEPTION.
IT IS NOT UNHEARD OF .

( Sorry for slow, IRL stuff )

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>>8850234
Maybe he needs help
>>8850495
>sees his memories and dreams
Well you want to learn how to fly right?
Maybe we can help
>>8850605
yeah he is strange
>looks at gask flexing

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>>8850495
Cannot. Prove. Anything.

>>8850605
Feel free to bat the bat. I will conveniently forget if the captain asks.

>>8850234
(get GRIDS)

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>>8849542
Alright, next vein.
>Mega Stone with dubs.
>Good ores and gems with evens, shitores with odds.

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>>8850663
>excited crebat squealing
yes! yes! much thank!
>>8850702
cen you geega eempect now?
>>8850605
i poek
>poke the arm

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>>8850744
Hell fucking yes.
>Mega Stone: Get.
>Rolling to see if he can dig up any gemstones or anything.

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>>8850744
>>8850784
All units, we have an illegal mining operation.
All units to these coordinates.

>>8850810
fuck off turts

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>>8850810
>UNIT ONE: BE SNOOPING ON RANDOM RADIO COMMS AGAIN
ALL UNITS? OKAY.
>>8850784
>UNIT ONE: ARRIVE
HELLO DESMOND.

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>Ollie: count money, crack knuckles, grin.
Gonna have my debts cleared in no time...
>Send a good 90% of the cash to pay off said debts, and pocket the remaining 10% to keep his Pokemon fed and happy with good chow.
>Ollie: also eat the Pokechow, because fuck it it's not gonna kill him or anything

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>>8850784
>Gemstones, got.
>Stuff shit in a bag and-
>>8850847
Uh, hey Unit One.
Did Hilbert talk to you?

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>>8850663
>Show off

>>8850747
Heh heh, nice.

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>>8850866
NO.
ACTIVITY: SNOOPING ON POLICE DRONES.
RECOGNIZED KEY PHRASE: "ALL UNITS TO THESE COORDINATES"

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>>8850929
>Pat the bugbot.
Alright. I know you like rocks, there are some decent veins around this cave if you wanna check 'em out.
I gotta do a thing so, take care.
>Kal is sent out.
>Teleport to Gay Ghost Keep.

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>>8850611
(It's cool, i was busy at that time anyway)
Oh...
It makes sense
Ut's a bit heartbreaking but makes sense
I guess humans and pokemon can't breed and i was nust hoping

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>>8850747
No. I don't need it.

>>8850926
>equip notepad
>marsh beast: is stronk
>unequip

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>>8850967
I AM DEEPLY SORRY.
SUCH A FEAT WOULD BE... CHALLENGING EVEN FOR ME.
I WISH YOU THE BEST IN YOUR ENDEAVORS.

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>>8850747
Well i float but that's not really flying
But maybe when you turned into one you naturally know about it
>>8850926
>poke arm too
Nicely muscular as usual
>speaks telepathically to gask
>"i love your muscular body not more than you the way you are"

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>>8850965
...
>Fiddle with wrench which is ready to become a projectile
Can I help you?..

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>>8851136
>roost

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>>8851136
>Turn on translator.
Hey, Bones, right? Can you cut gems?
>>8851154
>Wave to birdhat.

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>>8851154
..Don't you have a lobster for this now?

>>8851204
Yeah, Bones.
Sure can, what do you need done?

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>>8851221
>Lobster cleans up kitchen

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>>8851204
Ciao.

>>8851221
Yeah. But he's busy in tha kitchen. And I accidentally implied I wanted to eat him.

>>8851228
>distant caw-ing

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>>8851221
I've got a Steelixite I need cut.
>Hand it to him.
And, uh-
>Open bag full of uncut gems and ores.
How's this for payment?
>>8851251
Ciao amico.

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>>8851070
>she's a bit bummed down
It's okay
Thank you for opening the eyes of this delusional pokemon
It was better this way, no one will have to worry about it
But for how does this feeling goes?

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>>8851251
..Well.. do you?

>>8851328
Can do, any specific style cut you want, or is the standard orb fine?
..And uh, that'll be plenty. Thanks.

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>>8851328
>sneaky thief birb: notice pile of uncut ice
>[MR.PINK INTERNALLY]
>HEAVY BREATHING

>>8851399
...It's complicated.

>>8850843
>implying
>also not realizing HB is still in the discord

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>>8851081
no
not know how fly
not know how mouth at first
bite tongue a lot
have to learn
>>8850994
but you not know
feesh not born know everything
steell not know geega eempect
>>8850926
i not muscle
but has gain tail
>flex tail

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>>8851399
Eh, surprise me.
No problem. If I see any decent ores I'll toss them your way.
>>8851429
Is your bird friend alright?

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>>8851081
>Think clearly enough for Nirie to read
>"I can say the same"
>"Come closer"

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>>8851429
Do yoooou?
>Poke the borb with your bone

>>8851490
Alright, I'll see if I can crank something nice out.
Thanks, I can always use more bauxite, so.. yeah.
...uh, maybe? Not sure.

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>>8851475
.
..
...
>Desire to Acid Splet intesifies

cock!!!!!!

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>>8851547
Firstly, dat's some serious ice you's just picked up. Tax free, no permit fees, and no middleman costs, drop dat on the right market at da right time and you's could piss off a lotta people.

>borb: be poked
>blushing intensifies
>also burning
...You's can't force me's ta say anythin'. That's the other one.

ily all

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>Gooey looks for an item shop in a random town

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>>8851547
Alright, thanks, Bones. Since you work for Plasma now here's my PDA number.
>Hand it over.
Literally can't remember if I gave you it last time so here you are again. Call me if you need anything done. Oh, and call me when the Steelixite is done, please.
Obviously.
>>8851640
>Squint at bird.
Bones, you want me to get Kal to go through your friend's head or nah?
>The Kal in question smiles at the birb.

>>8851475
Well you have to learn how to fly
Try flying inside so at least you won't fall in the water
Try i don't know flap your arms?
>>8851503
>comes closer
>gets really close to gask
>"it's good that we think the same"
-nirie

>>8851699
>A Roughneck appeared!
The fuck? Where's your Trainer?
>He adjusts his jacket and scowls.

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>>8851819
>Gooey did not bring a dex
>Realizes her fatal error
>Expression of "Are you serious?"

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>>8851819
The Goodra is with me.
>>8851904
Aren't you?

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>>8851640
>Poke, prod, etc.
Tell meeee.

>>8851730
Yeah, anytime. Neat.
>Enter that into his own PDA/Tablet/w/e
>Might as well give him mine as well
Don't think you did, not that I'd remember either. I'll send a picture or something when it's ready for pickup.
..Sure, go for it.

>>8851904
>The Roughneck sneers.
Better send you to the C-
>>8851918
>Sneer: gone.
>Roll to see if he can identify that he's in over his head.
Really? Even respectable people are letting their Pokemon just fuck around these days?
Ugh...
>Odds: grab Pokeball.
>Evens: Make a departure, using second-to-last digit if you decide to chase.

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>>8851730
Clancy: Revert to original pre-development/retcon version of yourself
You's wanna find out what happened to the fakkin' jays back in Goldenrod that tried that on me ommosessual?

>>8851922
Birb: Revert to modern "Proud Property and Registered Trademark of the Gay Ghosts" Clancy
'Dis his highly unprofessional capo. If I's didn't respect you's so much, I'd be offended.

>>8852099
>I left out the meme arrows
Fug it, you know where they'd go.

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>>8851576
see
even feesh have learn steell
>>8851817
i can go inside?
practice fly inside?

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>>8851922
>Put it down.
Thank you. I'm avalable for work if you really need it. I'm gonna get out before I accidentally start a fight.
>>8852099
>Kal ain't scared of no dark types.
>Desmond pats him.
Leave the italybird alone. C'mon.
>Teleport back to Hilbert's house.

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>>8851918
...
>Looks between her and the roughneck
>Nods
>"Yes."

>>8852081
>Look of disgust and annoyance at the ball
>"Really? You are seriously doing this?"
>All he hears is goodra squeaks and noises
>Braces herself for a fight, but doesn't take a stance

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>>8852175
>Roll to see if the sound of teleportation wakes Hilbert up from his alcohol induced trip to snooze city

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>>8852081
It's my pokemon.
>She grabs a pokeball from her belt.
>>8852206
Do you want to battle him or should I get rid of him?

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>>8852175
>Italian squinting
>squint at teleportal
...Fak did I's actually used to sound like dat? Thank god I's got a real job...

>>8852081
>Roughneck sends out Houndoom!
>>8851918
Lady, it's called a Pokeball. Learn to use it.
>>8852206
Houndoom, use Inferno!
>L30 Houndoom, Inferno is BP 100.
>This only hits on a 6 or 8.

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>>8852252
>Sluuuuuurp

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>>8852099
>Poke with ethereal flavored bone
C'mooon. I know you want a taste of that lobster.

>>8852175
Yep, I'll give you a call if I need anything.
See ya.

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>>8852219
>Send Kro in to see if he can rouse sleeping beauty.
>Rolling for very loud bat noises.

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>>8852285
>Bat sounds aren't loud enough
>He keeps on snoozing on

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>>8852268
>ethereal flavor
>yum
...It's a good hugger and it smells nice, that's all you's is gettin' outta me.

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>>8852239
I would appreciate the help.

>>8852252
...
>Squint
>Energy ripples around her mouth, before she releases a shockwave at the houndoom
>Gooey used Dragon pulse
[Level 72 EVs: 252 SpD, 252 Hp, 4 Spa]

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>>8852320
>Implying shadow-y poke-age
>Which continues
C'mon clanc, you can tell me. I'm not gonna tell anyone, especially not Shelldon.
>Sit at the wakbench and start looking over your haul and figure out what to do with this rock.

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>>8852252
>LV90 Weavile is sent out.
>Icicle Crash.
252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Poison Jab vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Houndoom: 467-550 (496.8 - 585.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8852384
Alright.

>>8852400
>Poison Jab.
Someone kill me.
252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Houndoom on a critical hit: 558-655 (593.6 - 696.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>8852384
>L72
>Not even gonna calc that, Houndoom is houndone.
>>8852400
>Very done.
>Roughneck hesitates.
>He sends out a Pawniard [L30] and an Inkay [L30].
What the hell!?
>His Pokemon don't get to attack first turn out...

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>>8852397
>birb: still gettting poked with Bone's bone.
>no, the other one
>realize you're in the Wakshop
>prepare for wrench to the face if you keep stalling
...I mayhaps have considered the possibility of attempting to court mah lobstah.

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>Zibel: Go do a training.

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>>8852314
>LOUDER BAT NOISES.

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>>8852481
I mean.. that's fairly obvious. No matter how much you two say it's platonic.
You need something to give him? Because.. I can help with that, obviously.
>Gesture to the literal pile of shiny rocks on the table

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>>8852541
>Watch

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>>8852558
>Sleeping beauty has awoken
>He groans at Kro, chucks a pillow in his general direction, and rolls over onto his stomach, pulling the sheets over his head

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>>8852463
You know I'm a cop, right?
>Icicle Crash the chess piece.
252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 36 Def Eviolite Pawniard on a critical hit: 278-328 (365.7 - 431.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Slight concern that the Goodra seems to have spaced out.
>Grab another pokeball just in case.

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>>8852616
...Do lobstahs like ice?

All i've been able to figure is that they's don't like honhons, hot water, butter, and vore.

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>>8852629
>Miss.
>Squeak.

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>>8852541
goo around the ship doing looking for things to do
>>8852622
>does a surprise butt squeeze and disappears hides somewhere in the ship

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>>8852622
>Very good watching.
>Splet some random pokemon.
>Rolling to gain some levels.

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>>8852722
>take notes on
...Buff eel.

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>>8852463
>Breathes in
>Fire blast the Inkay

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>>8852686
..Well, he's not Dragon or Ground type so.. probably? I guess?
I'm not particularly fond of those either, except butter. Butter is nice.

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>>8852734
Thank you!
>Get some more training done.

>>8852676
>Roughneck: hear the magic words "I'm a cop"
>Pawniard looks back briefly with a look of "why u do this" right before getting wrecked.
>>8852769
>Inkay barely avoids getting turned into Marshall's House Special Calamari.
>The little fella panics.

>Roughneck calls Inkay back!
Fucking hell, are you off-duty SPAT or something!?
>Rolling to flee.

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>>8852706
>Butt: squeezed
>Urge to get gooed intensifies

>>8852722
You go boss, heh.

>Roll to attempt training

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>>8852824
>pull paper from under hat
>CHRISTMAS 2017
>SHELLDON: RING?
>STICHES: NEW HAT? KING ROBE?
>BONES: SUN DRESS?
>MAX: ???
>FLOWER: WEED KILLER
>TED: ARMORAL?

>add BUTTER next to Bones

Huh. Mayhaps. Might be worth a try, if it ain't confront you's non capo.

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>>8852898
SPAT don't have legendaries.
>Note: Pokemon didn't seem to exhibit signs of abuse, look into this trainer anyway.
>Message description, team comp and level off to trainer investigations and wait for a reply.
>>8852769
Good work out there, where were you going?

>>8852961
>he does a naughty laugh telepathically
>"later i'll let you swim in goo"
-nirie

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>>8852898
>Watches roughneck run away

>>8853064
Thanks for the help.
I was looking for an item shop.
You know, the ones that sell items that help you in combat?

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>>8853152
No problem. Down on west and 24th.
Do you want me to tag along?
I might have to run off if it turns out that trainer is an abuser, let's hope not, though.

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>>8853008
>If he had eyebrows that weren't drawn on 90% of the time, he would raise one.
Sure, why not.
I always need more wak to do anyways.
Anything specific in mind?

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>>8853204
West and 24th...
I didn't bring a translator. I don't have one.
Not sure if I can buy stuff from there without one.

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>>8853261
Than I can at the least help you get your things, alright?
Come on.
>She starts walking toward their destination.
Why are you out here anyway?

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>>8853127
>Dreams of goo
Heh......

>>8852961
>No training today, like most days

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>>8852888
>Trips.
I'm feelin' good today, nothing can stop us!
>Zibel is now level 74!

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>>8853288
>Follows
Separated from a group of friends, went my own way with one of them.
He's sleeping right now, and after a recent loss, I feel like I could use something to help in battle.
Something with defense.

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>>8853235
I dunno, I's never seen him wear anythin' except that one time with Tree an' the dresses... Uh... you's think he'd be into a bracelet or somethin'? I still got dat one rocket grunt's collar, but that might be a bit lewd.

>>8853064
>Local PD's got a file on this guy already.
>Drunk and disorderly, threatening behavior, a prior investigation for abuse a few years back.
>"Thanks for the tip. We'll send a pair of officers, no need to use IP resources on this suspect."

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>>8852695
>Grumble and groan
>Burrito self
Sounds hurt....

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>>8853354
Are you looking to find your way back to your friends or was it a separation for the best?
Hm... Assault Vest would be best.
>She opens the door to the shop for the Goodra.
I can pay for it if you want.
>>8853455
>"Alright, stay safe out there. If things get hairy I'm always available."

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>>8852888
>>8853344
Getting real strong boss, heh.

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>>8853468
>Accept lampshade as new home.
>Squeak.

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>>8853344
Whoa, you got really strong zibel
I wouldn't want to be against you

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Unovan PD, we have a call about a trainer with an Aggron that was mining illegally.
Last known location is...

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>>8853508
We split up because everyone sort of needed to go their own way.
They were together for a long time, but had no reason to stay together for any longer. Moving on and all that, but not cutting contact, you know?
>Walks into the store
Assault vest?
Sounds like what I was looking for.
How much is one?

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>>8853344
>equip notepad
>do not anger the eel
>it is made of death
>unequip
Well done.

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>>8853595
In a different region, so guess what? Out of Unovan jurisdiction! Shame, isn't it?

>>8853632
no it isn't you tit

>>8853632
Granite Cave is in Hoenn, Anon.

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>>8853528
>>8853572
>>8853616
Thanks guys!!
>Pose.
>Go do some training because I'm on a roll today.

>>8853661
>>8853649
( note to self: skimming != reading. derp. )

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>>8853427
He might like a bracelet, yeah. I could do some sort of water resistant metal with some.. aqua themed gems? Maybe a few darker ones?
..what's wrong with collars?..

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>>8853666
>notice eel glowing with unholy power
>it grows stronger with each second
>it may actually be a Super Saiyan
...Damn.

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>>8853606
Ooh I see. Yes, I've done that with a lot of people. Usually for the best but I see why you might miss them.
>She follows the Goodra inside.
I think they usually sell for 50,000P?
>Rolling for if they'll half it for a cop.

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>>8853632
>>8853644
We have reports that the criminal is in Unova.
Sending a SPAT team as we speak.

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>>8853666
So much power
I'm scared hug me gask

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>>8853666
>Eelbro is now the fucking strong
>Something is stirring inside of Gasks mind
>The desire to be truly like Eelbro and actually train and generally being less lazy
Heh heh... teach me your ways.

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>>8853726
Ain't nothin wrong with no collars. 'I's still got mine from that weirdo greaser with the stupid hair-do. Just dunno if it's a bit too committal. Lotta symbolism with dat

>trying not to stare at prema-locked wak collar
>_nice_

Bracelet might be good. Get somma dat lapis in there.

>>8853805
fuck off turts

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>>8853805
Not without a warrant you aren't~

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>>8853739
What?
>>8853826
Are you okay?
>>8853865
>Zibel does a splet.
Uh, like that? I dunno, I just kinda spletted a lot of wild pokemon.

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>>8853805
>Listening

>>8853872
>implying

>>8853934
You are so stron
How can i achieve such strength

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>>8853805
Need you be reminded now,
This is how Thorpe died?
An illegal black-bag raid?

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>>8853934
>step back from Zibel Zarock over there
...You are very, Big. And I am terrified beyond all capacity for rational thought.

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>>8853992
(Forgot pic)

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>UNIT ONE: RETURN TO THE LAB
>Rolling for what kind of wicked loot he got from the mine

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>>8853751
They were really nice people.
>No discount
>Tries on the vest
>Does some movements in it, testing it out
Hmm...
>Pulls out a bag of money
>There is about 11400p inside
Are you sure about paying for it?
You don't mind?