ITT: Pokemon are real. What pokemon would you hug? Rules/

>>8839076
kag

File: 1d5ba5a86065feebcf04df3bfdf29ab5.jpg (22KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 400x400px

>>8839076
Not Magcargo
Sorry Magcargo
I wish i could but not dying comes first

File: A literal murder.png (898KB, 634x954px) Image search: [Google]

898KB, 634x954px

>>8839076
Pick a ghost. Any ghost.

>>8839076
deoxys because i want to die

File: 51321047_p0.jpg (441KB, 880x880px) Image search: [Google]

441KB, 880x880px

>>8839065
The self endures while the shell persists. Failure of the shell leads to failure of the self.

File: tumblr_o8mo1eTNz91u4r9iyo1_1280.png (205KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 768x1024px

>>8839068
We can do that tomorrow then?
Why don't you rest? I can guard this place until you rise.
>>8839133
Is this flirting?
I want to die too, baby~
Did I do that correctly?

>>8839076
Bones.
Wanna hug that wak.
Platonically though, I'm no homewrecker.

>>8839076
what >>8839133 said

>>8839076
wakk

>>8839076
goo machine

>>8839076
BORB

File: yamask_by_blackandwhite202-dab7jq7.png (241KB, 534x800px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 534x800px

>>8839139
Um, not to be the bearer of bad news, but that person does not appear to be flirting...

>>8839192
>pet dogo

File: [mx2-mb-c]ad9d10d7af0efc14513960c3518a44a1-daudkdm.png (199KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 800x800px

>>8839143
>>8839158
>>8839172
..Okay?

>>8839076
Stitch.

File: 6.png (153KB, 428x515px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 428x515px

>>8839202
YOU THERE!

DO NOT TOUCH DOGGY!!

I SAW DOGGY FIRST!

File: 13774770_622932211204014_1201423823_n.jpg (48KB, 475x475px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 475x475px

>>8839076
I think my friend Iven needs a hug.
>>8839192
>hug the ghost

File: Unless you meant OOC me, in which case go nuts.jpg (15KB, 236x295px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 236x295px

>>8839184
...You's ain't mah lobstah. Git off.

Dis is what it's like to be Bones, ain't it?

>>8839076
borb

File: 26942770_p0.jpg (68KB, 391x488px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 391x488px

>>8839192
>>8839223
>Quizzical headtilt

File: yamaskplush.jpg (31KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 640x640px

>>8839202
Umm... I am not the canine-esque chimera you seem to be looking for...
>>8839223
Um. Thank you Ruffles but that is enough. I'm cheered up now.
>>8839235
Oh, hello there. How are you this evening?

File: 02b.jpg (106KB, 1032x774px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 1032x774px

>>8839136
i see

goo has asleep
hello
my trainenr posts here
what do we do here??

File: cc54511633e50930792170cd96c10ae7.png (925KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

925KB, 1000x1000px

>>8839139
Alright...
Please don't try anything funny.
>Goes to sleep on the floor

File: Again, if you meant OOC me, pls gib hugs.gif (3MB, 500x748px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 500x748px

>>8839234
...Still not mah lobstah.

>>8839253
Break knees.

File: pkmnation__dod_murkrow_and_sneasel_for_emodog17_by_purrincely-d9ogau9.png (136KB, 622x481px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 622x481px

>>8839253
This is a Kalosian potsmithing forum.
We talk about pots and smithing them in gay french fashions.

File: tumblr_ofvmwg3UBH1uc8ea8o1_1280.jpg (148KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 900x1200px

>>8839192
Oh, he was?
Ahem, I would not want to kill anyone so... Please do not do anything hasty.
>>8839270
I have no intention to. Sleep well.

File: MasterfulDisguise6.jpg (10KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 225x225px

>>8839253
This is /par/, bro. We get everybody from heavy-hitter League trainers to Team Admins to random-ass kiddos to the fuckin' IP on here, plus pretty much every Pokemon that figures out how to Internet ends up here too.

So, naturally, we complain about our lives, ask for shitty advice, and make crude jokes.

File: tumblr_ofnzvjA8Ti1scncwdo1_1280.jpg (963KB, 700x990px) Image search: [Google]

963KB, 700x990px

>>8839278
why??
>>8839283
is my trainr a potsmither???
>>8839298
o
why does my tainer post here?
hes smatr he has he has um
he was kanto legendary guy

File: 36545934_p0.jpg (84KB, 1024x614px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 1024x614px

>>8839250
>Nodding, followed by pointing towards the outside with a leg
>Head bobbing as if he were rubbing it against something

File: tumblr_ofvmnxKZuo1uc8ea8o1_1280.jpg (101KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 900x1200px

>Even though Latias said to not do anything funny...
>Deoxys: Brush up on comedy routine.

So two prions walk into a farm...

All the Miltank get Mad Cow Disease!

File: Yamask_anime.png (60KB, 250x141px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 250x141px

>>8839346
Hmm.
You wish for me to follow?
Very well.
>Maskghost: drift outside, see what the fossilmon is trying to bring him to see.

File: 59511504_p0.jpg (130KB, 768x768px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 768x768px

>>8839253
Observe our selves, ponder about our purpose.

File: He has a different tab open full of seafood in maid uniforms.png (92KB, 303x370px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 303x370px

>>8839344
In order, because it's mah meme, probably, nonna that made any sense amico, three words, learn ta fuckin' type bambino.

File: SneaselCntrGrin.jpg (11KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 200x200px

>>8839344
Yep, that or he smokes pots.

>>8839344
Probably trying to keep up with the news and check in with other Trainers in a way the League bigwigs won't comb through for family-friendliness.
If he's League, he might be here because there's some genuinely good advice about battling on here sometimes.
Sometimes. Other times it's a shitshow.

File: 29175612_p0.jpg (76KB, 1000x750px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 1000x750px

>>8839253
Think about the general craziness of the last four and a half months.

>>8839298
Speaking of admins and their employees...

File: artfrogge2.jpg (17KB, 236x236px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 236x236px

>>8839371
Plusle and Minun,
A pair walk into a bar.
Order up some drinks.

Then the Plusle says,
"My cash, I've forgotten it!"
Alarm in their tone.

Minun looks over,
Asks, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yes. I'm positive."

File: 8d169a146cab161c8b3464170559f413c283ed2c_hq.jpg (32KB, 512x288px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 512x288px

>>8839382
i see
>>8839395
ok
>>8839408
how do u smoke a pots?
>>8839426
i see!! ok thank u
>>8839427
it was very
i used to be tiny
now im big
sometimes i forget
i ripped desmonds backpack once and he was sad

File: MasterfulDisguise.jpg (11KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 225x225px

>>8839427
Yeah, what's up?
Just gonna let you know now, I'm rolling over and singing everything I know about old dead MCD to the five-o to try to avoid getting sent to the slammer.
I'm not much good to you or anybody else if I'm locked up.

File: 56874480_p5.jpg (375KB, 1569x1011px) Image search: [Google]

375KB, 1569x1011px

>>8839377
>Agger is slow
>Really slow
>Eventually they get to a bunch of trees with the bark closer to the ground rubbed away

File: tumblr_ok00g6e27o1s81qvoo1_1280.jpg (770KB, 1280x1678px) Image search: [Google]

770KB, 1280x1678px

>>8839443
Hahaha. Good one. Okay.
Two viruses are out during recess.
A few humans want to get in.
When they do they die!
They didn't mean to do it, they were just plague-ing around.

File: 250px-338Solrock.png (50KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 250x250px

>>8839371
>>8839443
>Judgemental Solsquinting.

File: He also has a second tab open full of seafood in dresses. But he did it by accident..jpg (432KB, 653x800px) Image search: [Google]

432KB, 653x800px

>>8839493
Hail plaugebearer! I shalt join in the merriment!

TWO SCIMITARS WALK INTO A TAVERN
THE FIRST, OF TURKISH MAKE, SAYS UNTO YON WENCH "FETCHITH ME AN ALE" AND HIS OTTOMAN STYLE COMPANION LIKEWISE

TWICE AND ONCE MORE STOKES FURTHER, THEY DEPART WITHIN YON CARRIAGE, WHERE UPON THE SHERIFF BIDS THEM HOLD, FOR THEY APPEAR TO HATH CONSUMED THE ROOT OF MADNESS.

"NAY" SAYITH THE TURK. "I DOTH BE DESIGNATED AS DRIVER"

AND THE SHERIFF SAYS THUSLY "BE YE IN FAITH UPRIGHT AND CLEAR OF MIND? THOU ART CURVING THRO'T THE PROVINCE!"

AND THE OTTOMAN SAYS "WHY MUST THOU MAKITH IT RACIAL?"

Haha!

>>8839493
A porygon checked into a hotel.
The desk clerk asked them if they had any luggage.
The Porygon replied, "no, I'm traveling light"

File: Yamask 250px-562.png (31KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 250x250px

>>8839479
Curious.
Why rub away the bark?
Does your faceplate itch?
Is this a territorial marking?
I'm sure we can help, in any event.

File: tumblr_n0qhdwIQ9W1s2i16to1_500.jpg (79KB, 500x701px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 500x701px

>>8839466
You set it on fire and you suck on it, or something like that.

File: 1487398439543.jpg (350KB, 1478x1948px) Image search: [Google]

350KB, 1478x1948px

>>8839493
A Golduck walks into a bar
He orders two shots of sake
When the bartender asks about payment
He says "just put it on my bill"

File: 37721622_p0.jpg (1MB, 1800x1800px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1800x1800px

>>8839426
There was a guy here once that really believed he could mega evolve a zangoose. The ensuing collective facepalm was strong enough to count as a Boomburst.

>>8839474
Things are more of less normal, hello.
You have my permission to do that, if there's anything you haven't told us before about them now would be a good time.

File: Points Red Dog is down with these sick bantz.png (3MB, 1566x881px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1566x881px

>>8839493
>points Red Dog at the Space Plague
Bork. A man walks into a bar, asks for strongest thing they have.

Bork. Bartender says it's called the Star Spangled Banner, and he can't say what's in it, but it'll either make you sick, or crazy.

Bork bork. Man drinks, looks sort of flushed then walks out.

Bork. He comes back the next day and says "Man you were right about that drink. I was so sick, I blew Chunks all night"

Borktender says "I told you you'd be nauseous."

Bork. But the man says "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog!"

Bork.

File: 25569857_p0.png (76KB, 768x576px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 768x576px

>>8839493
Two Magnemites walk into a bar.
Clang.

>>8839619
...Are you Chunks?

File: Deoxys_DPA.png (345KB, 517x722px) Image search: [Google]

345KB, 517x722px

>>8839494
Yes?
>>8839508
>>8839517
>>8839569
>>8839619
Hahaha. Very good, very good.
>>8839635
Hahaha.

A star walks into a steel factory

The workers are confused and ask why it's there.

The star smiles and says, "I've begun making iron in my core."

The workers are confused by this but they ask why this matters.

The star becomes a nova.

Everyone is dead.

File: Points red dog again.png (1MB, 1174x881px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1174x881px

>>8839641
>points Red Dog at Anon
...Depends on who's asking. Bork.

File: flop.png (40KB, 413x118px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 413x118px

>>8839655
>Points Giant Bug at Red Dog
Just a dude, guy.

File: 075b5ee1b7a010df28921e8a16b255858254b956_hq.jpg (12KB, 250x188px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 250x188px

>>8839508
>>8839517
>>8839569
>>8839619
>>8839635
>Solsquinting intensifies.

>>8839654
>...These...jokes...are...terrible...

>Psychic moongiggles.
>I'm enjoying them, they're quite clever.
>Don't mind Centuari, he's a strange one.

File: 23760757_p6.jpg (471KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

471KB, 600x450px

>>8839522
>Agger nods as if saying no
>Then tries to point to the faceplate as best he can
>You notice the faceplate is well polished

File: MasterfulDisguise2.png (46KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 225x225px

>>8839585
They had three leader guys, all confirmed dead. Pretty sure whoever took Cartier out was one of you, no clue who did in Marshall but I owe them a beer for doing humanity a favor, and Darke got turned into postmodern art by Palkia Himself, which is the best thing to ever happen in my life.

The group's beheaded, but there are still bolt-holes, supply caches, and safe deposit vaults around of theirs. Plus, there's other grunts who didn't get dead, and some of their clients are kicking around. Nobody I know of that's on your payroll, don't worry.

File: Somewhere there's a chemistry major laughing his ass off.jpg (342KB, 707x1000px) Image search: [Google]

342KB, 707x1000px

>>8839654
Ha. Hilarious. One day Professor Oak was teaching Silver, Gold, and an Aggron geometry. Silver made a triangle. Ag came behind him. Gold dissolved.

Be amused.

File: Confused Hotdog.jpg (160KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 800x600px

>>8839701
Bork. I'm not your guy, buddy.

File: yamask_by_doctornuclear-da4olme.png (82KB, 621x350px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 621x350px

>>8839713
I think I understand.
This helps to keep your faceplate in good shape, yes?
I think we could find a good post for this purpose, just in case you run out of nearby trees.
>Ivenhotep: smile a bit.

File: wot.png (64KB, 300x253px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 300x253px

>>8839728
I'm not your buddy, pal.

File: Look into my special eyes.gif (13KB, 353x379px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 353x379px

>>8839739
I'm not your pal, friend. Bork.

File: deox.png (300KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

300KB, 480x640px

This one is long so sit down.
A symphony is playing, the bassoonist plays the wrong note. The conductor comes up to him and hits him. They start again.
The bassoonist plays another note wrong, so the conductor ups the punishment, he breaks the bassoonist's leg. They start again.
Finally, the bassoonist plays a sour note. The conductor is so angry she shoots him on the spot.
Everyone sees it so she's quickly arrested and taken to jail.

They ask her, "What do you want for your final meal?" She asks how many volts will go through her. They tell her about 25,000.
She says she wants exactly 10 bananas.
She gets the bananas and eats them.

The execution comes up. She's seated at the chair.
They pull the switch.
The electricity surges through her.
...And nothing.
They take her back to her cell.

They ask her, "Well... What do you want for your second last meal?" She asks how many volts this time, and they say about 35,000. She nods and asks for 30 bananas.
She eats them.

The execution proceeds again.
The switch goes down...
And nothing.

The third day comes.
They ask her again, "What do you want for your third last meal?" She asks how many volts will go through her again. The man says that it's going to be 50,000.
She nods and orders 50 bananas.

After she gets them down, the man asks, "Are the bananas keeping you from dying?"

She shakes her head, "No. I'm a bad conductor."

File: 427729_Golisopod.png (159KB, 400x389px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 400x389px

>>8839750
I'm not your friend, chum.

File: Flare flareon.gif (1013KB, 500x286px) Image search: [Google]

1013KB, 500x286px

>>8839823
I'm not your chum, lover.

File: tumblr_inline_o32n22lvAH1swxvdg_500.gif (273KB, 138x101px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 138x101px

help
i punch human nose
and all he does is make louder noise
is he broke

File: tumblr_inline_ohh80rYQws1qmr8br_540.png (113KB, 540x291px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 540x291px

>>8839849
Gay.
>Rev up that EE

File: Yamsk_lego.jpg (140KB, 1024x814px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 1024x814px

>>8839853
That was not the best idea.
He's certainly not dead, but there's a fair chance that something broke.
Why did you punch him, if I may ask?

File: tumblr_oiasjj324K1vrgm9wo1_1280.png (21KB, 670x389px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 670x389px

Alright I spent an absurdly long amount of time on that. Time to get back to guarding.
Have a good night, all.

File: c9189b655fb4940f65f03d83e418f1b0.png (216KB, 500x594px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 500x594px

>>8839853
Pinch his nose.
If he doesn't get up his broken.

>>8839853
I know how to wake him up.
Sit on him.

File: m-m-m-multi character shitposting.png (1MB, 1024x979px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1024x979px

>>8839853
Preserve his dignity and give him a painless end with thy blade.

File: 13716749_p0.jpg (48KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 480x640px

>>8839716
Cartier was confirmed killed by a group of pokemon, a few of them assigned to one of our team members, Marshall's murder is still being investigated by Hau'oli police, but they aren't trying too hard given what they uncovered about him and as for Darke that's both hilarious and completely expected.
Noted the part about the payroll, trying to weed out such elements would have been messy.
Thanks for everything, we'll be still in contact any of the clients or other grunts tries something funny, or an artifact they had needs to be recovered.

>>8839759
>Pokerface

>>8839884
>>8839883
These people are silly.
Pick him up and take him to the doctors.
Then set him down and run away.

File: mega_aggron_by_blizzou-d6q2evo.png (1MB, 1223x1129px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1223x1129px

>>8839872
i ment pinch
peench
>>8839883
>>8839884
>>8839888
ok

File: Did you notice his mouth isn't anywhere near the food but it's still bobbing up and down.gif (223KB, 500x371px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 500x371px

>>8839859
Bork. No clue who you are.

File: 539f59a06c55dc147ffacb1c_54e76869fa7cfd35665b3bfd_320.jpg (39KB, 320x280px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 320x280px

>>8839894
I am a doctor!
How dare you call me silly.

>>8839901
Good luck.
Try not to tear it off or something.

File: 37170115_p0.jpg (2MB, 4000x3000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4000x3000px

>>8839737
>Positive head bobbing
>Can be barely seen under the faceplate but he's smiling as well

i wannafug a kaiju!

File: tumblr_nzeehhOsbb1qeaguvo1_1280.png (597KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

597KB, 1000x1000px

>>8839888
>Hug sord before sleep.
>Also clean that cooled sord goo up,

File: Sleeping with a freindly floating sword in the room protecting you would be pretty comf. just sayin'.jpg (8KB, 197x255px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 197x255px

>>8840081
Rest well wizard!
>hug sleepy wizard
>spend night staring at wall again
>such is the suffering of a sord
>i have no slep and I must snug

File: beheeyem_by_nukeleer-d5smxom.png (154KB, 477x499px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 477x499px

>>8840140
...
>Drag sord off to bed to study snugs.
>For science.
>Grab the catto too lets make this three way science.

File: Winter Sord.png (53KB, 500x550px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 500x550px

>>8840184
>Cover up eye because holy fug that thing's bright
>still awake tho
>haven't slept in 8 years
>still can't sleep now
>make token effort because angering wizards is what got Cousin Sven locked in the Jarl's basement

File: 18b2e6084e60d2502d917d67ab340b6b.jpg (148KB, 1280x785px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 1280x785px

>>8840184
>Catto: grabbed
>Three way science-snugging: engaged.

File: 1492392489472.png (118KB, 500x700px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 500x700px

>>8839076
I would fug a Glaceon (male) t b h

>>8840387
same

>>8840387
Totally.

File: G1_EN_RC14.png (136KB, 245x342px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 245x342px

>>8839076
Oh man, I'd hug an Espurr so hard

File: 1492386797487.png (294KB, 840x840px) Image search: [Google]

294KB, 840x840px

>>8840427
...
You wanna fuck sometime anon?

>someone samefagging this hard
lol

>>8840459
..Maybe.

File: 995d76ebb966beab32448fdac575aec1.png (362KB, 660x1000px) Image search: [Google]

362KB, 660x1000px

>>8840503
That so?
Well let me know what I can do to make you change what you call me from "maybe" to "matey~".

>>8840558
On a scale from 1 - 10 how dom are you.

File: 2e1c70ce3254bf2de352cae616d31e73.png (712KB, 1203x1280px) Image search: [Google]

712KB, 1203x1280px

>>8840698
7 I'd say

I want to hug A lucario.

>>8840775
T-throw away email?

Hello /par/, i have a problem, my sableye has aquired an worrysome habit
She's stealing the neighborhood residents gems despite me giving her gems of good quality to feed her and because of that she os becoming quite chubby
I tried to tell her to stop but she doesn't seem to listen to me, and her response to that is flirting with me
How do i tell her to stop stealing?

>>8842763
Hrm. Well, have you ever disciplined the sableye?

File: tumblr_mm8ktejsRt1so01mdo1_500.png (127KB, 486x692px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 486x692px

>>8842805
Yes i did
She was really well behaved
And all of the suddenly she began to act like that
She begun Acting rebellious all of the sudden

File: Pokémon.full.1513446.jpg (404KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

404KB, 1200x800px

>>8842763
If discipline isn't working than perhaps finding out the cause of the problem will work better. Is there any possibility that she may be preparing to lay an egg?

>>8842836
Well, i never thought of that she does seem to be looking for a place in my house that she keeps resting constantly except when to eat

>>8842835
Give it fools gold.

File: f2e21238ab2fbc58bb3849b11cc4600b.jpg (46KB, 500x426px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 500x426px

>>8842868
And you said she's flirting with you every time you tell her to stop, yes?

>>8842879
Is that a gem?
I don't think she likes gold
>>8842909
Yes she does
What does that mean?

>>8842922
Pyrite is a gem, yes.

File: 6401bad1245dc9bd6c2dd5c412b5a945.jpg (178KB, 736x842px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 736x842px

>>8842922
It sounds to me that she may be propositioning you, with her over eating being in preparation for the egg that she believes will result. I would advise talking to her about it or going to see a psychic

>>8842961
Well i'll go look for it
Shemight like it
>>8842971
Well, that's kinda cute
But i'll go to a psychic and have all the details and i'll think
If it's to make her happy i'll do it
If she's happy i'm happy

File: hugs9tipxsylveon.png (817KB, 2437x1946px) Image search: [Google]

817KB, 2437x1946px

>>8839076
Zorro

>>8843061
Cute

>>8839076
Knifewife

File: bisharp.png (102KB, 750x503px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 750x503px

>>8843083
Thank you but...
>she looks down
It's dangerous for you to do that
>she sighs
And even with the blade cover it isn't very comfortable for people to hug
Sorry to disappoint you

>>8843314
Only pussies don't want cuts.
Pain is pleasure.

File: How did he get through that door.jpg (552KB, 2002x1300px) Image search: [Google]

552KB, 2002x1300px

>Seaweed: Sort collection of stolen garbage
>I mean artifacts

File: bisharp_practice_by_runde-d5o9dre.png (72KB, 283x350px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 283x350px

>>8843340
Wierd
Fine go on hug me
Hugging from.the back is fine toonas long as you are not a perv

>>8843397
Is it hard to type with those claws?

File: bisharp_by_kgym-d4dkynr.png (69KB, 400x272px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 400x272px

>>8843488
A bit hard but not impossible

>>8843522
I like your can do spirit!

File: 1265008545.narffet_borealglaceon.jpg (145KB, 624x900px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 624x900px

>>8841681
[email protected]
Hopefully you'll send me a message you stuttering cutie~

>>8844146
anthro a shit, delet this

File: 1452662450.elpatrixf_6cher.png (205KB, 540x947px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 540x947px

>>8844187
I'll delet you~

>>8844146
S-sent

>>8844220
I'm not even sure how deleting would be lewd.

File: 29091ba19fa82fc2debbaddd1eb19268.png (469KB, 1008x756px) Image search: [Google]

469KB, 1008x756px

>>8844249
Replied~

File: 1da497564a83e4b5eb97c10c584b6452.png (680KB, 1200x1082px) Image search: [Google]

680KB, 1200x1082px

>>8844335
It's simple really!
I'll just delet your virginity with my cock!
That is, unless you've been a naughty little slut and've gone and lost it already~

File: f5a27a32430ec40bd25f473b870decbf.png (2MB, 1600x1500px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1600x1500px

>>8844410
How do you feel about this?

>>8844410
Oh. That makes sense.

File: 1488743915050.png (265KB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

265KB, 1600x1600px

>>8844450
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DELET THIS

>>8844510
What's wrong?
I find it pretty hot.
She's just melting away.

>>8844510
>using my delet this picture
fuk u m8 delet yourself

>>8844524
no u

>>8844450
If you melt a glaceon, does it become a vaporeon? And if you stick a vaporeon in the freezer, will it turn into a glaceon?

Can we stop fucking giving him (You)s, please?

File: 1a127991d2d6aa3a232ec53656772840.jpg (369KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

369KB, 800x600px

>>8844579
Fine, I'll give you (You)s, you greedy bastard....

>>8844643
>ray

File: 1faf85b5f8f857b1357fc39116d8fade.png (713KB, 1230x1280px) Image search: [Google]

713KB, 1230x1280px

>>8844579
Why'd you have to go and spoil my fun anyway?
I just want to have a good time.

>>8842971
>dark type
>psychic
N i thought you were smarter than that

File: sableye_by_suguro-d3d38jg.png (166KB, 427x503px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 427x503px

I'm back from the trip to the psychic with my sableye
And well N was right
She want me to tske Care of the egg with her like a family
She did get a little flustered when she said that and it was pretty cute
I couldn't say no to her
So now both of us are waiting for that egg

File: 92813417640ccdaee9116de021c567f1.jpg (39KB, 800x565px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 800x565px

>>8844579
Oh, I bet I know why.
You're jealous!

>>8845003
Psychic pokemon trained for therapy usually have Miracle Eye for this very same reason.

>>8845019
So you did it with her ?

>>8845038
>Miracle Eye
I guess I'm the dummy here then, no idea this was a thing.

Ok par I'm giving the people I'm being clingy to some space
Hopefully I can get through it

File: omnomnom_sableye_by_pace_eterna-d30moyu.png (44KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 300x300px

>>8845042
Not that i remembe
But apparently she did things that she isn't proud off
She didn't say what it was so i don't know what she did but she needs ny support now more than anything else

>>8845103
HOW DID YOU GET KEKED BY YOUR OWN POKEMON

>>8845103
>>8845134
>that time
Meme magic everyone
Also friend. If she managed to do that to you so easily what else could have she done?

>>8845134
What are you talking about?
I would never have sex with my pokemon
But there was that one night that i woke up without my pants so i hope it isn't what i think it is
I hope it was me who didn't put anything because of how tired i was that night

>>8845103
Not like it didn't help, if she had not done that there would be no egg now.

File: tumblr_n14i7bm7mh1rjnjmxo1_500.jpg (73KB, 500x662px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 500x662px

>>8845003
>>8845060
Miracle Eye is a thing, yes. I'd also like to point out that Dark types are only immune to psychic type attacks. If you're Pokémon is calm and trusts you enough to not consider the mental prying an attack then it won't be a problem.
>>8845179
.... I would confront your Sableye on this matter.

File: 173ef4b381bd13b9dc7380924af1e090.jpg (22KB, 450x442px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 450x442px

>>8845157
I don't know i tend to be a heavy sleeper but every once in a while i have wet dreams for no reason what so ever
>>8845223
I guess so
she did say i would hate her if she told
>>8845266
I should try that and try to keep her calm
Not to be too hard on her so she can talk

Does anybody here work out with their pokr buds?

It's hard keeping up with my lucario on jogs...

>>8845068
>youcandoit_catposter.jpeg

File: IMG_1243.jpg (180KB, 1280x1168px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 1280x1168px

>>8845348
Heck yes! I go jogging with my Pokémon all the time! It's an EGG-scellent way to hatch 'em!

>>8845348
Maybe your Lucario can agree on a handicap.

I already know how Tobias will celebrate tomorrow
How about you par?

>>8845068
Ha ha good luck with that shit.
You help and help and they don't even say thanks.

Then you get a little lonely, ask for some company, and bam, they all leave ya

>>8845465
I'm clean and from a region that doesn't put the month first.

File: tumblr_inline_ofsklkj8Lj1rcjsql_540.jpg (70KB, 540x401px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 540x401px

>>8845465
.... is there something special happening tomorrow that I failed to realize? There's no holiday marked on my calendar.

>>8845432
Nah, that's for cheating nerds. I just need to catch up with him!
>>8845418
Oh good, which one do you bring a long?

>>8845465
(Bork is p secretly planning on over dosing and suiciding. I'm not looking forward to it)

>>8845511
That's more of a general fitness question, then

>>8845686
I don't think he knows what "jog" means, whenever we go out he just kinda sprints.
Fast.

>>8845526
wtf i told you that in secret

>>8845706
Have you talked with him about the issue already? How did he react?

>>8845819
He tilted his head.
I don't know if he's confused or has a hard time listening. After the seven miles im nearly dead tired and he's just waiting at the condo's front door.

File: sableye_by_momo_mia-d3f5s7m.png (269KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 500x500px

i'm speechless...
She told everything
She has been doing sexual intercourse with me while i sleep during the past year
I don't know what to say
And how i did not notice? Is it something ghost types do?
And after she told me that she broke into tears
Also how did this happen, i thought that human and pokemon breeding was impossible
I comforted her but i don't know what to say...

>>8845907
If it makes you feel better, this is not the first time this happened nor the last. That and you found a real lover.

>>8845855
Probably just confused, maybe if you formulate it as a challenge he may understand.

>>8845974
I tried holding his arm paw thing while running but he got embarassed. Which is weird, since we use each other like weights, with squats and bench pressed and what not.

File: 1487813785157.gif (159KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 500x281px

>>8845907
... That. You need to let her know that this is not okay and that raping you whilst unconscious will not happen again. If you wish to pursue a relationship with her that is your decision, but rape is not okay.
Interbreeding between Pokemon and humans only works if both parties want a child.

File: 907e39ae46cc873639b79f5e21900cb2.jpg (205KB, 736x1095px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 736x1095px

>>8845511
All of 'em! Pichu kinda rides on my back and one of my Raichus kinda just floats, but it's cool!
>>8846025
Leeeeeeewd! He thinks you're goin' for the handhold!

File: 1b6e08423c4ea5daca336b17b19b6567.png (392KB, 1020x1316px) Image search: [Google]

392KB, 1020x1316px

>>8845945
Well in that sense, yes it looks like it
>>8846033
I'll tell her that's not the right thing to do
I know she didn't mean in a bad way, i'll give her a second chance and try to make things work out.
I know that if we try together everything will work out
But if both parties wanted a child does that mean i unconsciously wanted a child too?

>>8846093
Well, how would you make a lucario slowdown?

File: __pokemon_go___spark__again_lol__by_karkat_chan-daffxsh.png (449KB, 821x1092px) Image search: [Google]

449KB, 821x1092px

>>8846128
Well, ya said you already asked him. Maybe have 'im carry stuff? Somethin' he can't run too fast with 'cause it'll break. Like an egg or somethin'.

>>8845729
(You didn't actually tell me. I just knew)

File: frown.png (45KB, 229x274px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 229x274px

>>8846225

File: alolan_raichu_appreciation_by_raizy-dadoi9j.png (1020KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1020KB, 1280x1280px

>>8846093
Bro. Like, best taste in bros, bro.

File: John_Cheery_Beret.jpg (25KB, 225x325px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 225x325px

>>8846128
A weighted vest might work.
I'm about to go jogging with one, albeit for purposes other than slowing down.

>>8845478
I know that feeling to well
Say the wrong thing once
Someone pushes you
And next thing you know they all think the worst of you
They won't even hear you out
And now the pusher does whatever he wants while your blamed for it all
But it's not you
But he'll slip as he already has
Once he does fall from that slip
no one will help him

>>8846245
(I don't want you getting hurt. I'm sorry but it's the only way to keep you from doing it)

File: Considering that he doesn't have legs, he can go for quite a while.png (334KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 1024x768px

>>8846128
Have yon blueberry flavored spike fox carry thy kit 'past yonder mountains in full dress.

A good forced march ends only when thy warrior hefts under the weight of his own spirit!

File: unknown.png (219KB, 550x544px) Image search: [Google]

219KB, 550x544px

(For smeargles roleplayer)

File: 33678958_p0.png (7KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 350x350px

>>8846128
Thinking about your self forces your to slowdown and ponder, a slower shell.

>>8846295
No they'll all pick the slipper over the clingy fucker anyday.

>>8846307
aight im done memeing, what has you thinking i'm going to do that

File: birbsrights16.jpg (382KB, 756x1100px) Image search: [Google]

382KB, 756x1100px

>>8846295
if you in unova i come and sing at your windo
that always cheer peopel up
its ok this a nice place for nice people

unless maybe you a ax turtl.
everyone else is cool thogh

>>8846381
Sad but true
No possible way to change it
Is there?

>>8846405
(Cause you are you and I worry about you)

File: 13716749_p1.jpg (48KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 480x640px

>>8846295
...what.

>>8846423
maybe but overdosing is oddly specific

File: 1481357029638.jpg (51KB, 900x806px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 900x806px

>>8846337
(Hey thanks)

>>8846289
I see, alright. Anubu is pretty strong, though.
>>8846315
Uh huh yeah I recongize some of these words.
>>8846211
I don't have any eggs. Mister Devito hasn't blessed me.
8>>8846363
Jeez I don't want him to get sad.

File: 55724002_p0.png (39KB, 1010x1074px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 1010x1074px

>>8846295
Is your shell in danger from your self?

>>8846407
Remove any peoole in your life and accept solitude.

>>8846406
>turts is still implied to be hateboner
>this has been disproven several times
>some still imply this as if they are trying to hide something
Hmm

>>8846456
(You already take alot of drugs and it worried me)

>>8846520
just how many drugs do you think i take

File: Espurr creeps me the fuck out..jpg (30KB, 500x477px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 500x477px

>>8846461
Verily!

>>8846406
>>8846475
I appreciate the help
>>8846496
But solitude for sometime might help
Thank you

>>8846538
(Alot according to what I've heard)

>>8846555
>Failtrips
>Solitude is your kingdom
>I'm sorry

File: b6298ce6502522c29a297c746715c9b7.gif (884KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

884KB, 500x281px

I feel horrible i love my trainer but i went too far for a whole year, i even am going to lay an egg from him
he said that he eould give me a second chance but i do you think he hates me for doing something so horrible
>sobbing

File: John McAfee_standard_withberet.jpg (55KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 600x400px

>>8846452
I can't make sense of it either.
>>8846461
Well, a good weight vest should let you adjust how much weight you've got.

>>8846644
Give him an ultimate blowjob
He'll forgive you

File: But you don't get Haafingar or the High Kingdom of Skyrim. Just the city of Solitude and a room in Blue Palace..jpg (422KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

422KB, 1920x1080px

>>8846633
>Solitude is your kingdom
Hail to the new Jarl I guess.

>>8846664
Maybe I can piggy back on him.

That'll be fun.

File: 250px-342Crawdaunt.png (68KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 250x250px

>Lobster attempts to make soup
>Grabs some ingredients out, hopefully not crushing the containers

>>8846772
Don't forget the rock my dude.

File: 7828101_p0.jpg (837KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

837KB, 1200x1200px

>>8846644
If you are the same Sableye your trainer was just posting about mere minutes ago, I'm going to say that he is actually giving you a second chance.

>>8846664
If you ask me that was some sort of bad attempt at poetry.
Have fun with the jogging.

>>8846745
>filename
I'm ok with this

File: tumblr_o28q0cgwUI1qm1yelo1_500.png (194KB, 500x280px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 500x280px

>>8846772
The psyrocks are hovering nearby, quietly watching.

>>8846828
>you forget to green text

File: Cooking Intensifies.png (231KB, 637x961px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 637x961px

>>8846772
>roost on
Ay prezioso.

>>8846828
>>8846834
(Maybe I did. To be fair it's really fucking hot.)

File: jupiterSableye.png (62KB, 200x259px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 200x259px

>>8846743
As nice as his dick is giving him a blowjob now isn't the best of plans
>>8846801
R-really, i must go apologize for doing all that for a whole year
Why did i do that?

File: crawdaunt(3).gif (45KB, 70x64px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 70x64px

>>8846791
Rock salt?

>>8846842
>Pat head
Hey there.
>Grab meat chunk out
>Attempt to cut it up with claws without destroying it
How are you doing?

>>8846828
>Wave

File: There are people on here RIGHT NOW that don't understand that Ulfric's rebellion would destroy the Empire, let the AD steamroll the world, and destroy the Towers.jpg (77KB, 900x506px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 900x506px

>>8846816
You should be. It's much nicer than Windhelm and a more profitable port now that the EEC gave up on Ravenrock. Add in the Bard's College and Castle Dour, the easily defensible road up to the city proper, and not to mention a good supply of Deathbell and Canis Root, it's one of the better cities to take over.

>>8846886
No see all you need to cook a good soup is just a rock.

File: commission_prize__lurantis_by_jpskyline-daqvouz.jpg (127KB, 900x1050px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 900x1050px

>>8846886
Do you need help?

File: Minimalistic Borb.png (96KB, 707x447px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 707x447px

>>8846886
>happy birb cooing
Doin' arright. Bit better with now you's around. Watch'a got on, amico?

>>8846828
>squint
Ay rocce.

File: ba253c306cf8e5b5ccbbc454d5974208.jpg (12KB, 236x283px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 236x283px

>>8846886
>Solsquint.
>...Hello...

>Hello, Shelldon.

>>8846899
>Intense Solsquinting.

>>8846912
>Curious moonrock noises.
>I don't think we've met, hello there.

>>8846919
>Squint harder.
>...Hello...
>...How...are...you...doing..?

>>8846888
>filename
>those trips
How are you still single?

File: tmp_5781-IMG_20170410_161005606645791.jpg (18KB, 230x228px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 230x228px

>>8846899
I don't get it...
You mean like a soup for rock types?
That eat rocks?

>>8846912
Uh, sure.
You could help cut up those vegetables?
>Gestures to a pile of them

>>8846919
Good to hear.
>Rub floof briefly
I felt like making soup.
>Meat chunks added to pot

>>8846946
Hello.
What have you been up to?

>>8846946
No a different rock. Not you.

File: LoungeJohnBeret1.jpg (42KB, 530x298px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 530x298px

>>8846801
Alright. I'll see if Ruffles and Iven want to tag along.
See you in a bit.

>>8846958
Nah man its a soup for all types, and even humans can try it.

File: lurantis_by_rupoor-dacbb6o.png (35KB, 159x200px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 159x200px

>>8846946
No we did not...
I'm clover nice to meet you
>>8846958
Yes i will
>she picks a knife and starts cutting the vegetables

File: How the hell big is this kitchen.gif (180KB, 192x182px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 192x182px

>>8846946
>Double Squint
>I'm doin'. Wassup with you's?

>>8846958
>hug the Shell
Ay, lookit Emeril Lagasse overhere's. Lookin' good.

>>8846952
(Blame the Altmer.)

>>8846998
>Blame the Altmer.
(Have my babies)

File: 60707799_p1.jpg (280KB, 706x1000px) Image search: [Google]

280KB, 706x1000px

>>8846958
>Flapping noises, Max has arrived
>Drops a bunch of peppers in a nearby table
NOT HOT ENOUGH

File: tmp_5781-IMG_20170410_1703132050643288.jpg (37KB, 487x426px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 487x426px

>>8846984
I still don't get what you mean.
You can't eat a rock.

>>8846987
>Chunks are slightly big, but otherwise will work
Throw them in the pot when you are done, alright?
Thanks for the help.

>>8846998
>Happy lobster noise
>Add spices to pot
>With claw
>Salt, pepper, etc.
Thanks.
I don't think I'm that good, though.

>>8847032
Oh.
Uh.
Thanks.
>Throws them in the pot as well

File: archen_by_roky320-d5150ej.png (52KB, 1041x724px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 1041x724px

>>8846982
>Rufffles: tag along.
Wait up! Wait up!

File: solrock___lunatone_by_stormful-d7r62ju.png (2MB, 1024x1365px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1024x1365px

>>8846958
>We travelled around a little and had a few friendly battles.
>It was quite enjoyable.

>>8846973
>...You...were...not...specific,..my...apologies...

>>8846987
>A pleasure to meet you. I am Proxima and this is my partner, Centauri.

>Friendly squint.
>...Hello...

>>8846998
>Double psyrock squint.
>...We...are...here...to...rest,..for...a...while...

>>8847032
>Hello to you too, we have not met before either.

>>8847048
Well yeah you don't eat the rock, you eat the broth

File: 48392647_p0.jpg (152KB, 2048x2048px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 2048x2048px

>>8846982
I'd ask you to get Agger to tag along but he would really slow your pace down.
Later, then.

File: The ending of these posts is ALMSIVI.jpg (37KB, 670x678px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 670x678px

>>8847032
...Fair 'nuff.

>>8847048
You's kiddin'? It's lookin' great.

>>8847076
>Maximum Over Squint
>Stay as long as you's want
>Anyone that helps mah lobstah is good as familia

>>8847020
(I can't Anon. My dunmeri pride won't allow me to breed outside of House Telvanni)

File: Lurantis.full.2025277.jpg (187KB, 911x768px) Image search: [Google]

187KB, 911x768px

>>8847048
Okay done
>she puts the vegetables in the pot for the soup
>>8847076
You two seem like nice people i hollo
>she politely bows to them

>>8847127
>I can't Anon. My dunmeri pride won't allow me to breed outside of House Telvanni
;_;

>>8847076
I AM MAX, THE MAD
>Manual attempt to contain the yelling
Or at least used to be the Mad, now I'm just Max

File: 61023533_p0.png (1MB, 2700x2500px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2700x2500px

>>8847199
(DRINK, in a mad fashion)

File: tmp_5781-342_crawdaunt_by_pokemon_countdown-d5g67oc1055449562.png (134KB, 600x608px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 600x608px

>>8847076
Sounds like a good time.
Meet anyone interesting?

>>8847077
That...makes no sense.
Wouldn't the water be dirty?

>>8847127
Thanks...
>Hug borb
>Fills pot with water
>Sets it on the stove
>Turns burner on

>>8847170
Thank you.
I'm not sure how long to boil this for.
Do you know?

sableye is turts do not reply

>>8847234
this

>>8847231
Nah man you wash the stone, or polish the rock ya know?

File: fe1de6d4ab280dedd91e1360b889e8adea6c0326_hq.jpg (37KB, 633x1024px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 633x1024px

>>8847199
>>8847218
hello honey
>clover walks to him and gives him a kiss on the cheek
How are you doing
>>8847231
I'm not sure maybe 20 minutes?

>>8847234
Proof?

File: Two angry birds. Two shy chitinous animals. One soup full of rocks..jpg (153KB, 500x700px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 500x700px

>>8847199
>>8847218
>dubs fail to not yell
....You's do a good impression of it though.

>>8847231
>[Happy Birb Sounds Intensify]

>>8847193
(House politics, it's hard to explain to Outlanders. )

File: 6adf60a11ea5979faaa010786b33c05833147b8d_hq.gif (458KB, 500x453px) Image search: [Google]

458KB, 500x453px

>>8847234
(I'm not turts
I know the difference between your and you're)
well i apologized to him and he did say the he will give me another chance
I'm relieved that he forgave me

File: no_337___338_lunatone__solrock_by_quebracabeza13.png (343KB, 900x667px) Image search: [Google]

343KB, 900x667px

>>8847127
>Attempt to focus psychic power into the rocksquints.
>Attempt to psysquint through the type immunity.
>...Thank...you,..you...seem...friendly...enough...

>>8847170
>Thank you, Clover.
>When did you get here then, I assume it was fairly recently as it wasn't too long since we were last here.

>>8847199
>Attempt Calm Mind on Max.
>...Hello...Max,..nice...to...meet...you...

>>8847231
>We met a human named Chazz, who seems fairly alright dispute his initial attitude, as well as a Goodra and a Shelgon who we had a double battle with.

>>8847302
>croags

File: IMG_1244.jpg (250KB, 692x842px) Image search: [Google]

250KB, 692x842px

>>8846461
Don't have any eggs? Well, shit famalasada, if you can't slow him down I guess you're just gonna have to speed up to keep up!

>>8847325
(Can you just stop trying to guess who plays who?)
(It takes away from the rp)

File: archen_by_splashkittyartist-d7afnqy.png (528KB, 800x750px) Image search: [Google]

528KB, 800x750px

>>8847332
Yep! Yep!
I'm posting while my Trainer gets water.
We're out and about too!

>>8847325
(This)>>8847336
(Also stop implying things)

File: tmp_5781-crawdaunt-201554311.jpg (32KB, 405x240px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 405x240px

>>8847263
But...then it'd just be water.
With a rock in it.

>>8847266
That sounds about right...
>Watches pot boil

>>8847296
>Happy lobster sounds
>Hug birb tighter, platonically

>>8847314
Alright.
Good to hear you had fun.

File: 60901169_p0.jpg (886KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

886KB, 2048x1536px

>>8847266
>Instantly calming kiss: received
Trying to help in other ways than guarding.

>>8847296
It is just NATURAL for me to YELL

>>8847314
Hello

File: seriously im skitters guys.png (217KB, 1000x930px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 1000x930px

>>8847234
yeah and im skitts

File: totes canon.jpg (163KB, 825x858px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 825x858px

>>8847314
>Squint with all your might
>Awaken power inside
>スタンド 名:「LYIN' EYES」
>Thanks. You's arright. Sorry 'bout the rough introduction
>Can't just let anyone's roll up on the Famiglia, ya know?
>Jus 'caus I ain't on the guard don't mean I's don't have vested interest in keepin' the place safe

>>8847369
>platonic cheek kiss
>not lewd at all
>It's an Italian thing, don't question it

>>8847430
Fak. Havin' some kinda random speech imped-e-ment like dat's gotta be annoyin'. Glad I's don't got's nothin like's dat. Bambino.

File: simplified_solrock_and_lunatone_by_vulpes_canis-d8oecsm.jpg (137KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 1024x768px

>>8847369
>Thank you, has anything interesting happened here while we were away?

>>8847430
>Squint.
>...How...are...you...doing..?

>>8847484
>Squint.

>No need to be sorry, we don't hold anything against you.
>We will help to protect you all, whenever we are around.

File: tmp_12915-IMG_20170314_223116606645791.jpg (19KB, 256x191px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 256x191px

>>8847430
I don't think I've talked to you much.
Uh...what was home like?

>>8847484
That's a greeting, right?
>Attempt cheek kiss

>>8847549
Not really, to be honest.
Thanks for taking me to the center the other day, by the way.

File: Water Types are especially effective against this one for some reason.....jpg (79KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 640x480px

>>8847549
>Rebuff Squint
>Glad to hear it

>>8847574
Yeah. That's definitely what it means.
>whispering
don'tmentionhistrainerdon'tmentionhistrainerdon'tmentionhistrainerdon'tmentionhistrainer

File: OFinTPcz.jpg (117KB, 1252x1252px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 1252x1252px

>Attempt to wake trainer up again.

>>8847332
I think he runs as fast as my car goes, man. I just wanted my miles to.be less lonely, not boot camp!

File: 60460391_p0.png (27KB, 528x733px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 528x733px

>>8847484
It's only ANNOYING to EVERYONE ELSE

>>8847549
FINE

>>8847574
Thieving, looting, a few MURDERS, running AWAY
AND THAT WAS BEFORE WE LEFT ALOLA

File: tumblr_ohqi2ue6vA1qfk42zo1_1280.png (37KB, 822x1036px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 822x1036px

>>8847620
Morning Kag.
>Pet the big dino.
God I feel like shit.
>Rolling for if Desmond can function today.

File: 2m9nogb.jpg (536KB, 2988x3735px) Image search: [Google]

536KB, 2988x3735px

>>8847574
>Oh, I see.
>You're welcome, we try to help where we can.

>>8847612
>Gentle squint.
>...We...are...glad...to...consider...you...a...friend...

>>8847637
>Good to hear. How long have you been here, then?

File: tmp_12915-crawdaunt_by_incredibleburningman-d6y7xmt-76126701.jpg (110KB, 894x894px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 894x894px

>>8847612
>Whispers
Uh...okay.
>Normal voice
I think the soup is getting there.

>>8847637
Oh.
Uh...sounds exciting?

>>8847743
Thanks.

File: Lurantis.full.2025451.jpg (162KB, 813x578px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 813x578px

>>8847369
I hope it goes well
>>8847430
I bet you are doing a great job honey
>she hugs max

File: Local Birb attempts to escape self-imposed freind zone, accidentally squeeks at rocks, Story at 11.jpg (185KB, 1000x848px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 1000x848px

>>8847637
...How do you's not have sulcus vocalis?

>>8847743
>birb: got called freind
>[CAW]s internally
>roll to maintain composure

>>8847846
Betcha it's as good as you's are.

File: JohnNeutralface.jpg (31KB, 660x371px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 660x371px

>>8847624
Tell me about it.
I'm getting tired with my buddy Ruffles here, and he's still got the energy for back-to-back battles.

File: surprised_sableye_by_funnyman2416-d7xym18.png (176KB, 785x1017px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 785x1017px

(Did i fuck up something? I was just improvising with i got as a response. I guess i'll just drop the character and make another if i did something to make people not like this character)

File: solrock_by_ar_bo.png (106KB, 597x502px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 597x502px

>>8847846
>Centauri squints at the pot of soup.
>His rays start glowing as the squinting intensifies.
>He attempts to heat up the soup faster.

>>8847887
>Psycaw back.

>>8847990
(No replies doesn't mean bad, please continue)

File: 723697c1fab384714ab1d024e55f75e6-d4sk2y2.jpg (179KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 800x800px

>>8847668
>Go grab some water and pop open PDA.
>Let's see if we can find any dig sites to dig up mega stones.
>Rolling.

>>8839076
All pokemons are real

>>8847990
(Ya good, man, keep at it.)

File: xerneas_by_revenantanime-d664zly.png (370KB, 1024x1267px) Image search: [Google]

370KB, 1024x1267px

>>8847990
PLEASE, CONTINUE.
I AM INTRIGUED BY THIS SERIES OF EVENTS.
IT DOES RELATE TO MY DOMAIN, AFTER ALL.

File: tmp_12915-Shelldon1-547525657.png (273KB, 1000x1188px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 1000x1188px

>>8847861
Seems like it is.

>>8847887
>Squeak
Uh...thanks?
>Whispers
Is that a compliment?

>>8848025
>Slight improvement, but not by much
I hope it doesn't burn.
>Stir soup