RWBY/RT Trash General #395 Previous threads: https://desuar

The gay shit will never leave.

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What if your waifu was a pig fucker?

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>>8839864
well now that you mention it

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>>8839864
I have a whole folder for gay shit.

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>>8840232

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Slow tonight

Who /triggered by RWBY being the more popular RT show/ here?

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>>8841179
I really don't give a shit anymore
I used to be big into AH and Early RvB but don't watch any of RT's shit anymore.....
Hell, all my favorite characters in RWBY are either in the background, unimportant or dead
Like Penny, Ruby, Nora, May, Roman, Sun, Neo, Merc

>>8841445
>May
>An actual character

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>>8841575
She's a real human bean

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>>8841575
I love that little slav
She is the S.T.A.L.K.E.R we need for this show

>>8839678
Sauce

What if you were your waifu?

I'm triggered by how entitled Volume 4 Weiss was. Like, Jacques may be an asshole, but he still did a fuckton for the company, which is the true "Schnee Legacy", no matter how much Weiss tries to say otherwise. She doesn't even realize the only reason she lives in such an advanced age is all thanks to the SDC.

>>8842237
Volume 4 fucked up blake and Weiss and Ruby Christ they are so fucking shit now

>>8842607
Blake was already fucked up. Weiss and Ruby...yeah

>>8842237
>She doesn't even realize the only reason she lives in such an advanced age is all thanks to the SDC.
Nice fanfiction

>>8842664
You're right. It's totally a coincidence the world started rapidly increasing its technological standing once the SDC popped up.

>>8842685
Are you retarded? Do you think that Standard Oil is the reason why we have cars now, too?

>>8842686
Dust is basically an all in one energy source for all technology in Remnant. Oil is fucking oil.

>>8842698
And our world runs largely on oil.
You have very poor grasp on causality. There is no reason at all to assume that SDC would be the cause, rather than the result of a technological boom.

>>8842727
Except it was founded after the Great War, when technology was only just getting started. Not eighty years later.

But keep going on about how the easy access to refined and purified dust had nothing to do with the increase of new technology that completely depends on dust.

>>8842753
Can you read? Standard Oil didn't invent petroleum. It just rode the boom into relevancy. SDC didn't invent mining Dust, implying that Jacques had fuckall to do with the general progression of mankind is unfounded reaching at best.

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What if Team RWBY were trapped on the Satellite of Love

>>8842777
No fucking shit the SDC didn't invent dust mining.

What they did do is essentially mass-produce it at a high-quality level. You really think half of the tech they have now would even exist if there wasn't a large supply of high-quality dust easily available, and ready to be used for testing, experimentation, and fuel?

>>8842819
And do you think people wouldn't go to great lengths to get said large supply of Dust even if SDC never came to be? There would be plenty of other Dust companies if SDC hadn't subsumed them all.

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What's the sexiest rwby pic you have?

>>8842850
Well, clearly no one could be fucked to do it before Nick did it. You also don't actually know that, and even then, they wouldn't be on the scale the SDC is. There's no way they would be able to get and refine that much dust.

>>8842871
>Well, clearly no one could be fucked to do it before Nick did it
So Standard Oil is the reason why we use so much petroleum these days, got it.
>You also don't actually know that...
followed by
>There's no way they would be able

No, you don't know that. You don't have an inkling of what actually happened, and since SDC has never been mentioned as a shining paragon of the progression of mankind, it's pretty fucking safe to assume that it isn't.

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>>8842869

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>>8842869

>>8842887
The SDC is fucking huge. They have the capability to mine a shit ton of dust. Obviously, smaller companies would not have that same capacity.

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>>8842869

>>8842916
Wot if
listen
wot
now, listen
wot if
really
wot
wot if there were SEVERAL smaller companies?

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>>8842869

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>>8842917

>>8842924
So, several different companies, each with varying grades of dust because there's no way they could all produce at the same level.

>>8843012
And why? We produce oil just fine with a slew of different companies at it.

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Why is she so perfect?

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>>8843622
If she's so perfect, then why did she get beat up by that ice cream girl?

>>8843703
Raven pls

VOTE RWBY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
https://www.poll-maker.com/poll1043458x3EA24670-43
VOTE RWBY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
https://www.poll-maker.com/poll1043458x3EA24670-43
VOTE RWBY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
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>>8843790
What the fuck is this supposed to be?

>>8843790
I don't know what this is about but I see many things on there that I prefer to RWBY so nope

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>>8843790
out of curiosity I followed the link....what the fuck is this poll

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>>8842869

>>8844014

Best Girl

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>>8844014
I'd smash that.

>>8844014
is she implying she wants it up the ass?

>>8844376
Or she's teasing. Or she's gonna make you work for it. Or she wants it up the ass maybe, yeah.

>>8844395
not blake shes the coward running away from people like john wick

>>8844538
>Running away from John Wick
>Cowardice

>>8844353

I wish porn artists would realize these shoes look fucking stupid. I'm not a footfag but I'd rather them be barefoot than wear these retarded shoes.

>>8845021
No argument here. I guess I've just gotten used to ignoring them.

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>>8845258
LEWD

Pyrrha was shit.

Jaune is meant to be a rentboy

>>8846037
He already is. How else do you think he paid for fake transcripts?

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>>8846542
>inb4 Pyrrha was only interested in Jaune becasue she saw videos with him

I think that I will eternally butthurt about my parents mutilating my cock when I was a child

>>8846774
'Butthurt' is when you're pissed or annoyed about something that doesn't matter. Cock mutilation matters.

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What if Salem didn't have vagina teeth?

>>8846890
You cant fool us Salem

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Sexiest pics

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>>8846916
Quit spreading lies about me, Ozpin!

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>>8846942
WRONG GAINS

What if your waifu joined King Radovid the V's Witch Hunters?

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>>8846993
Fatter = sexier

>>8841846
https://twitter.com/hiroya1610/status/823504753594220545

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>>8846970

>>8847067
is that how spines work?

Volume 5 when?

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>>8847348
Fall 2017

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>>8847420

HAS THE ALBUM BEEN RELEASED YET

>>8847476
You ask this every day
No

>>8847476
No

>>8847476
YES. HURRY BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS.

>>8847503
>>8847505
FUCK

>>8847509
YOO WILL NOT TRICK ME

HEY SOUNDTRACK FAG
GUESS WHAT?
SOUNDTRACK FUCKING NEVER
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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>>8847664

>>8847722
>tfw people still use my crop

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>>8847722
Sauce ?

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>>8847763

>>8847763
Ruby gangbanged by CRDL doujin

>>8847804
Man I'm a huge supporter of people searching their own shit but crops are notoriously shit for reverse image search.

>>8847763
Nigga if I remember correctly the first doujin made for RWBY

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Arkos is best ship!

>>8847863
The image is old as shit regardless, if you've been on RWBYg for more than a week you should recognize it

>>8847901
I'm not the guy you were originally replying too. Just playing devil's advocate.

>>8847901
The doujin is so old that it's never posted.

>>8847939
>Not knowing RWBY doujins by heart

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>>8847939
>Everybody's read the 2 rwby doujins
>It's pretty much required reading

>>8847763
Should be in /aco/ OP

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>>8848378
Are all Schnees patsluts?

>>8848426
Wouldn't surprise me if the kids were starved for affection.

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>>8848426
Are you not?

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>>8848490

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>>8848643
n-no

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>>8848662
Everyone's a patslut

>>8848426
yes, all of them, even Jacques

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>>8848684
Even Qrow?

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>>8848752
/r/ing funnels

>>8848652
More

>>8848805
Pyrrha wouldve been a better fit for funnels or bits, cause ya know magnets. Also why in every super robot wars game do they blow the animation budget on NU-Gundam?

>>8848752
>Weiss will never use other weapons

GOTTA USE THAT RAPIER DESPITE IT ACTUALLY BEING TERRIBLE FOR WOMEN TO USE

So lemme get this straight: Is Qrow an animagus or what?

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>>8848845
Sauce is a pixiv artist, they have a Tumblr but I think they shut it down

>>8848776
>Willow will never hug your small bird body and completely envelope you

>>8848919
He turns into a bird on-screen.
What the fuck do you think?

>>8849102
>on-screen
No not really

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>>8848776

>>8849121
There was one frame in between the forms. If that was a red herring then it was an exceptionally terribly executed one. Not even the meme kind of "lol everything sucks," but genuinely awful from a narrative standpoint.

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What if the Rube slapped you, because you said 'clip' instead of 'magazine'?

>>8849201
CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIT CLIP

>>8849201
I'd slap myself

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>>8849201
She punished me for my sins

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>>8849228
>CLIT

How well would DaddyoFive and his family do in Remanent?

>>8849422
dont care

>>8849201
Bully me harder Rube

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>>8849201

>>8849422
Family would be wiped out by a roving pack of Grimm attracted to the suffering of his kids.

>>8849539
"IT WAS A PRANK CODY? WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE?"

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>>8849201

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>>8848921
>>8848652
Weiss has such a fuckable body, god damn

What if Weiss was locked in a room with CWC?

>>8849836
Weiss would become a murderer.

>>8849836
The Canadian Wood Council?

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>>8849932
She gives this Canadian wood

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>>8849770
That would be really cold and really delicious

>>8849969
Weiss' frigid heart keeps the ice cream from melting

>>8849770
>>8849969
It's also how you get a yeast infection

>>8850024
yeah probably not her smartest idea

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>>8850067
Neither was getting creampied by total strangers just to buy passage to Haven

And she called Sun out for stowing away

>>8850024
A U R A
U
R
A

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You guys know what would be really cool? If Weiss got mating-pressed by Sunn and gave birth to faunus twins.

>>8850159
I dont think aura can help much with that one

>>8850159
>LE PLOT MAJIK XD XD

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>>8850202
yes that would be cool

>cute white hair twins with white monkey tails

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>>8850202
That'd be cute

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Weiss is neiss

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>>8850403
is this endgame?

>>8847876
>Jaune dies instead of Pyrrha
>Pyrrha uses his gear to upgrade her shield
>Greatshield bash incoming

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How well would the Rube fare in the world of Avatar?

>>8850432
Almost certainly not

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>>8850407
What's her endgame? To make Jacques relieve the Schnee name?

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>>8850480
the hints are there

>>8850504
Pretty much

>Watch V3 finale
>Pyrrha dies
>Don't feel much
>Watch latest episode of Samurai Jack
>That character's death left me with a gaping mouth
>Even when they were brought back to life thirty seconds later.

Why was everything about Pyrrha's death so flaccid?

>>8850543
But I thought the Schnees weren't even that important until Jacques showed up?

>>8850592
They were important way before Jacques, though they may not have made as much money because Weiss' grandpa was literally Santa and loved charity

>>8850514
Anon no, delusion is for the Arkos shippers

>>8850612
He also didn't try to beat out all competitors and saw to all mining operations and workers being well protected, didn't worry about getting rich as much as running an honorable business

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>>8850504

>>8850689
Jaques made all that money but to what end? It's not gonna help when his family and everyone around him hates him and grimm are knocking on his door

At least real Schnees are special simply because they inherit their semblance. Wonder what's the origin of that?

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>>8850742

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ROUGH SEX WITH WHITLEY

>>8850845
Jaune x Whitley

>>8850883
Is shit

>>8850772
>Wonder what's the origin of that?
Probably some fairy tale like the Maidens and Silver Eyes

>>8850883
Just as retarded.

>>8850891
>even more MacGuffins

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>>8850883

>>8850888
>>8850904
Better than garbage incest

>>8850939
Just. As. Retarded.

>>8850911
It's coming anon, it's coming and you know it. They've written themselves the ultimate get out of jail free card. Anytime they need to justify something, anytime something isn't consistent with the established setting rules, anytime they need to give a character a generic power up; they can just tack "Magic" on and call it a day

>>8850968
God damn Eragon was a shitty book but even that had set standards for magic

>>8849655
*Smashes kid's head into a cabinet*

>>8850883
>how do we make Jaune more likable to the fandom and make tumblr shut up a little
>give him a boyfriend

Genius

>>8851097
BUT WHAT ARE THE GLOVES FOR?

WHAT DOES SHE TEACH?

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>>8851119
>WHAT DOES SHE TEACH?
Dust and shiet

>>8851119
>sex ed

>>8850968
>consistent with the established setting rules
implying this show has established rules. half the stuff in this show falls under "works however the plot needs it to work"

>>8851006
Eragon's magic system was pretty solid, really.

>>8851164
Wew

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3rd Reich when?

>>8851332
1939 - 1942

>>8851416
Does Nora know about this?

>>8851437
Does it matter?

>>8851437
Yeah she's in the corner masturbating and crying

>>8851437
It was her idea

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>>8850465
>Jaune dies instead of Pyrrha

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>>8852212
>Ruby dies instead of Penny

>>8852242
>Anon dies instead of Monty

>>8852212
>>8852242
>>8852258
And nothing of value is lost

>>8852398
>Value dies instead of nothing

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>>8852212
Whats that Jaune? Stab Ruby and make it look like an accident? Good idea!

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>>8851332
The real question is 4th Reich when?

>>8852493
Jaune dying instead of Pyrrha would have made the series much better.

>>8852553
there would have to of been one to be a 4th in Remnant

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>>8852553
Never you nazi pidor

>>8852212
What would it be like if Pyrrha lived instead of Jaune?

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>>8852553
I thought I told you to stop browsing /pol/, young lady. You're grounded for 2 weeks.

>>8852566
Broken Pyrrha is best, her concepts about the world shattered, all she knew is ruined and above it all, she failed to save the man she loved and nothing she can do to fix that. That fact will eat her alive.

>>8852651
Pyrrha would be be angsty and despondent, falling into the depths of despair
And without Jaune, NPR would become irrelevant

>>8852651
>Jaune participates in the fight against Cinder
>Jaune get's CINDER'D and is vaporized while the Rube arrives just in time to watch in horror.
>The Rube runs Silvereyes.exe
>Pyrrha is heartbroken, loosing the only man she ever loved, starts wondering if she was ever worthy of anything and has to rebuild her self esteem all over again.
The last point is especially true, considering Jaune never really loved Pyrrha and it wasn't really his fault that she died.

Sexualize the Rubes

But that would mean Jaune was given the maiden powers.

>>8852779
Clone the Rubes

>>8852651
V4 would've been better

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>>8852779
Don't.

>>8852797
Ozpin saw him in the dress and was inspired

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>>8852242
>>8852212
>Pyrrha dies, Penny and Roman live

>>8852806
RUBY FOR ALL

>>8852797
Wot

>>8852797
...No it wouldn't?

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>>8852696
But, Dad I must Kämpfe für mein Volk! If I don't the Judaeo-Bolsheviks will take over and destroy mein Volk through race-mixing and marxism!

>>8852797
Guys can't get maiden powers.

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>>8852848
I'm starting to think that Weiss-girl is a bad influence on you.

>>8852913
But Weiss is a jew

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>>8852928
Depends on how you spin it. Her mother has to be jew to be a jew, by Jewish law, but...

what of Ruby was upset and wouldnt talk to you because someone ate the last can of spaghetti-O's

>>8852711
Exactly! Jaune dying would mean a lot more to Pyrrha than Pyrrha's death means to Jaune.

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What if the rube told you that 9mm was a manlet round and that real men use .45 ACP, because of it's stopping power.

>>8852996
But her two cans and shove one up her ass while feeding her the other one.

>>8853061
What if I use .22 LR?

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>>8852493
Pyrrha doesn't have the balls. That's why she suffers, it's a hell of her own making

>>8853248
and the one time she asserted herself she fucking died

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>>8853061
I would tell her that all guns and calibers are equal in the eyes of the /k/ube.
That being said we are entitled our opinions and must defend them

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>>8853061
>A girl
>Trying to tell me what a real man does

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What if you treated the Rube to a fancy dinner and took her home with you where she said that she was ready to get intimate with you, but as she strips down you discover that she has a foot long cock?

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>>8853929

>>8852928
>Weiss "gas the faunus" Schnee
>Jewish

>>8853929
>foot long
Dissatisfied

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>>8854267
>He thinks Weiss is racist
You're a funny guy

>>8854828
She was but not to the degree people make it out to be

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>>8854828
We're not talking about volume 2+ """"""""""Weiss"""""""""" here

>>8854998
>not Blake.png

>>8854998
Rewatching this scene and Kara's voice acting was actually so great here

I can see why people like volume 1 Weiss so much, she wasn't afraid to tell her teammates what they didn't want to hear. After that communication between them was all sunshine and roses, because God forbid of friends call put each other I stead of letting them live in ignorance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWhUvm8SunY

This is /ourguy/ #20 on trending

>>8855629
This guys came out of nowhere

Which girl plays the rusty trombone the best?

>>8856405
Winter

>>8856405
Kali. Blake's getting there though.

>>8856405
whichever one the greentexters want to

t. Weiss x Beowolf writer

>>8856666
I didn't mean for that to happen

give me ideas to write though
no pt 3

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>>8856405
Whoever has the longest tongue. So Neo.

>>8856405
Klein

>>8856666
Nice digits
Were you talking about The Black Bone Club?
>>8856733
Wait, nevermind.

>>8856660
Probably true.

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>>8856660
I dunno, she's holding it all wrong

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>Alright cucks, first one to reveal the location of the White Fang base gets to stay on my helicopter!

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>>8857356
How about you top playing dressup you degenerate junkie

>>8852651
She'd kill herself.

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>>8857213
>Rough cat tongue inside your asshole

I leaned three things today
Beastiality in not arousing at all, although this probably proves I'm a normal person
The internet is not as well policed as I thought
Searching for a word say "toaster" in this instance will turn up fucking that should not be accessible on the front page of a fucking bing search instead of people fucking toasters
How have you guys been?

>>8858189
Yeah she probably would.

Pyrrha is not all that mentally strong. She's the kind of athlete who ends up killing themselves in their thirties.

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For all the people who were bothered by Ghira being left out of the porn all the time

>>8858478
Now I can't self insert when fucking Kali

>>8858604
>Not fantasizing about joining in for a threesome

>>8858604
>Now I can't self insert when fucking Kali
If you could with Sun you can with Ghira.

>>8858652
>cute monkey boy
>disgusting hairy man
no

>>8858604
>Kali
Anon, look closer

>>8858667
You're not cute though so it makes no difference.

>>8858667
>disgusting hairy man
Shit taste, Ghira is a fine piece of bara ass

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>>8858604
Well obviously. Sun is for self-inserting to fuck Kali. Ghira is for self-inserting to fuck Blake.

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I wanna melt this ice cream

Is Blaine bi/gay? Could have sworn he had a boyfriend or something. Might be thinking of someone else.

>>8858840
That's a sick fetish. Truly disgusting.

>>8858991
Blaine's gay. Rachel kissed him that one episode and he was all "Yep, I'm gay" and he went back to Kurt.

>>8858478
cow tits kinda ruin it, blake in general looks off

>>8859040
I meant the Roosterteeth employee

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>>8859036
Are you saying you don't Neo all hot and bothered

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>>8859501
>you don't Neo all hot and bothered
That's not a complete sentence, but melting the ice cream is some sadistic shit. Although I will admit that melted ice cream is just as delicious.

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>>8859799
Agreed, she'd be the one melting the chocolate

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>>8860941
I'd cover her in my cream

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I REALLY LOVE CINDER

>>8861696
What do you think her hidden arm looks like

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>>8861747
Dunno, it kinda looked like half of the lower part was missing. Also, I love Cinder.

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>>8856739
>No Ilia

>>8862150
What color does Ilia change to when she's horny?

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>>8862657
Ten bucks says that she's still crushing hard on Blake in pic related

What kinda sexual things does Jaune do to Ruby thinking it's just normal team behaviour because of Pyrrha's teachings?

>>8842803
They would be forced to watch RT's other shows

>>8858670
Gross

>>8862769
>Pyrrha's teachings
Not a god damn thing since she never had the balls to do anything even when she had the chance

>>8862769
Hesitant pats on the back. Resting the hand on the shoulder on a brave day.

>>8862769
Hover hand

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Oh my penis

Anyone else watching this shitshow purely for Ren and Nora only?

>>8862948
Nope.

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>>8862948
>implying there's any good reason to watch it
I want off this ride

>>8862657
Where's that coloranon's webm when you need it

>>8862963
>even slightly implying there's anything good about RWBY at this point

>>8862977
Sure as hell isnt Ren and Nora

>>8862948
Them and the villains

>>8862995
Your waifu is shit

I feel like Miles and Kerry should receive a reward for somehow managing to make 3/4s of their leading cast unlikable as fuck in the span of 12 episodes. That takes something....

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Now that we're bump limit...

>>8842803
>>8862770
>In the not-too-distant future
>Next Sunday A.D.
>There was a team named RWBY
>Not too different from you or me
>Each one was a pretty skilled huntress
>And their show was great: a huge success
>The plot had promise if a bit fast-paced
>But the writers screwed them over then they shot them into space!

>"We'll screen our shows and movies!
>The best we can find!
>They'll have to sit and watch them all
>And we'll monitor their minds!"

>Now keep in mind they can't control
>Where the screenings begin or end
>They'll try to keep their sanity
>By riffing with their friends!

>Huntress Roll Call:
>Ruby!
>Weiss!
>Blake!
>Yaaaang!

>If you're wondering how they eat and breathe
>And other science facts
>Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show
>And M&K are freaking hacks!"
>For Mystery Huntress Theater 3000!

>>8863019
Don't have one.

>>8863042
Then what are you watching it for? Literally not even trying to roast you. I'm curious.

>>8863042
Haram

>>8863042
is this a joke
are you having a chuckle

I liked Volumes 1-3 better. Volume 4 looks good, but everything else kind of sucks

>>8863059
I've been here too long to quit easy, I kinda wanna see where this is going

>>8863080
No joke.

>>8863033
Oh yeah definitely it's amazing how shit team Rwby has become now I want the villains to win or more screen time to Oscar and Ozpin

>>8863033
You were only let down because your expectations were too high in the first place. You should've known better after 3 volumes of this.

>>8863148
Oscar is generic, whiney, and boring as shit. If we're going the self-insert route, is almost prefer Jaune.

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>>8863162

>>8863162
Volume 3 was actually pretty good though. And the ending was awesome. That speech, while showing RNJR leaving, and the ruined remains of Beacon, and then cutting to Divide was fucking amazing

>>8863168
True I want Oscar is because I just want to hear Ozpin before he vanishes that and the time semblance

>>8863100
Everything that happened could have been done in 4-6 episodes

>>8863195
I mean, I just really hate Ozpin at this point desu. So maybe I'm projecting some of that onto Oscar, but still. He feels entirely unessecary

>>8863162
I mean they made Ruby a bigger idiot and they somehow made Blake even shittier and Weiss more like a brat

>>8863168
I'm giving Oscar a chance because he's only had so little time in a few episodes so there's potential, and the stuff with Ozpin is actually pretty interesting

>>8863226
Yeah I agree with him being unnecessary like shit why put Ozpin into a new character that they gotta put into the plot

>>8863241
I know a lot of people hate Jaune, but if they really had to do the two souls shit, I would've preferred Jaune. At least we know him and he's relevant to the plot because he's obviously trying to avenge Pyrrha.

They could have showed Oscar among the people tuning into see the tournament in volume 3

>>8863264
I dunno, Jaune doesn't seem nearly as concerned about the whole Cinder situation as Ruby was. I think Jaune was just along for the ride, helping out a friend just like Ren and Nora.

>>8863184
V3 was the payout of the entire series so far. It had better be good.

>>8863332
Even so, I feel like he'd be a better choice because they wouldn't have spend so much time introducing him and trying to get him into the plot. He's already there

>>8863359
It'd really clunk up the plot more than it already is though, Jaune has the whole Pyrrha thing along with helping out Ruby, and with that is all of Rubys plot and any side plot with Ren and Nora tossed in as well as Qrow, putting Ozpin inside Jaune would bring way too much drama and focus in an area where we are already dealing with Rubys shit.

Jaune made it clear he doesn't trust Qrow and easily doesn't trust Ozpin.

Yes Oscar could have been handled better but his plot with Ozpin is separated for a reason, and Oscar is made to take in whatever this is with Ozpin far easier than it would be with Jaune.

Ozpin was such an arrogant fuck. I'm not sad to see him go if he does fade. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be the true evil or something.

>>8863474
He was literally Dumbledore with a pimp cane

>>8863474
>wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be the true evil or something

Doubt it, they seem to make it pretty easy to tell what in their storytelling is good or evil, Salem is ridiculously obvious in how she is true evil, no matter how morally gray or suspicious Ozpin is he is meant to be the side of good.

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>implying the chucklefuck brothers can write anything morally ambiguous

>>8863503
Dumbledore was competent

I just really hate how the show seems to be pushing for this Ozpin was totally right PoV, when he was a total fuck up who didn't do anything right. Even his agents couldn't do anything right. The entire Ozluminati is made up of numbnuts

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>>8863474
>I wonder who's behind this post