ERP thread: Girls can't love girls edition Previous

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Reminder Bolin a underage.

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>girls can't love girls edition
Then I have no reason to be here.

>>8827148
Don't worry, just whip your cannon around a bit and people won't mind it at all

>>8827148
Good. Go away.

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Hi Hello
Where are the lolis?

>>8827130
My Dear Maid
It's some good stuff

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>>8827164

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>>8827097
>Girls should love girls *

>>8827180
Some day. Maybe the nun, too.

>>8827185
Yuri is objectively the worst. Kys Red.

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>>8827185
Get of here, Gaburiru.

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>>8827180
I support this wholeheartedly.

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>>8827199
>closes

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>>8827048
(If my plan comes into fruition with at least some sort of success, the prom queen will definitely get fucked; that's a promise.)

>>8827178
(Can confirm. Bolin might be Bolin, but that doesn't stop My Dear Maid from being great.)

>>8827193
You had your chance. Not anymore.

>>8827226
Not sure what that means, but alright.

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>>8827199
*Get out of here.
>>8827212
Shoo, or I will hijack your body and make you watch as dozens of anons defile this heavenly form.

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>>8827242
Ok ok, im fucking gone. just dont use my body for your shitty internet sex

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>>8827274
Use my body for internet sex please

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>>8827274
Don't make me use this body for my shitty internet sex. I'll let the boys do all the nasty stuff they want to her: anal, abuse, impregnation, choking, slapping, ass to mouth, even some lewd cuddling and handholding for the really sick fucks.

>>8827162
How can you treat the two new best girls /erp/ had since a while with such disrespect?

>>8827376
I don't like them. Their attitude is insufferable.

>>8827180

Kobato is too fucking cute

>>8827327
>anal
>choking
>slapping
>ass to mouth
Patrician detected.

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Bleeeeeh.

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>>8827463
ma'am your tongue is hanging out, just a little.

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>>8827452
>holds your hand

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>>8827485

>>8827485
/d/MG shows up

>>8827519
>Cums in pants

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>>8827485
>The squiddie does not understand the odd bimbo's language.

Reminder, Mecha is the main shitposter and his defense force shits on lupin to draw attention away

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>>8827521
DELETE THIS

>>8827537
Heyhey~

>>8827545
YOUR TONGUE
Squid squid
IS HANGING
Squid squid
OUT
Squid.

>>8827545
>Pinches the squiddie's tongue

>>8827560
>Plants his face right into her tits
Hi, I'm horny.

>>8827415
>didn't got to fuck them
>T-They are insufferable!

>>8827226
>>8827235
I mean I could guess, but it's probably for the best that things go unanswered.

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>>8827560
I will if you guess who I am, here's a hint, I'm from HG and I never ERPed

>>8827579
She fucks only female ava.

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>>8827578
Hi Horny
>She pulls the anon closer, covering his little face with fat tits
I'm mom!

>>8827612
All the HG people I talk to ERP in secret...

>>8827625
Because she is sick of
>anon grabs her puccy and cums inside
type of anons (which is the majority here)
I had a nice and long session with her on discord yesterday. As a male ava.

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>>8827097
BULLSHIT!

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>>8827638
K, here's another hint, Derpy is second best PURE pony.

>>8827657
Hi Owain

>>8827657
She could stay on Discord then.
Everybody win.

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>>8827680
Last time I showed up over at HG Ruby told me not to lewd the pony. Sooooo Ruby?
AND STOP MAKING ME LOOK BLACK!

>>8827683
Hi

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>>8827696
Okay, I just did it because I was bored.

>>8827612
>>8827680
I'm liking these edits more than the original T B H

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>>8827695
Speaking about people as if they couldn't read your posts isn't very nice.

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>>8827683
(Not me though.)

Post cards

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>>8827716
What brings you to this strange land? You know gothic characters don't last long around here? They're hunted by their predators. Magicians

>>8827638
Hi Mom!
>The frisky boy rubs himself against her as his face his buried further in her busty chest

>>8827721
And quite frankly, neither are you.

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>>8827738

>>8827761
Man you're really upset they won't now down to the almighty Anon cock

>>8827772
Some Tour Guide would be nice, even if just for her legs.

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>>8827761
Somebody is really upset.
What do I have to do to gain your interest?
Suck your cock here in the thread?

Well, we might as well do that.

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>>8827759
>Patting the back of the anon's head she hums softly to the young man, rocking him back and forth.
How you doing today my little man~

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>>8827800
No public tours today. It's my day off, if you want me you'll have to take a tour of my house... and pay double.

>>8827772
I've never played a Mortal Kombat game in my life but I want Mileena to give me (non-fatal) love bites.

>>8827848
What if I pay triple?

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Welcome to United Airlines, how tough are ya?

>>8827817
I'm afraid you've lost your chance.
Once and forever.

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>>8827878
>Y-You suck!
>Y-You never fuck the anons
>"Well, we could fuck right here and now"
>Y-You lost your chance

Amazing.

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>>8827849
Mhmm not feeling Mileena this morning. I think I'll stick to DMG/Tour guide today. Sorry!

>>8827868
More money more features! A nicer guide, a more.. intimate interaction~

>>8827612
Colonel Sanders.

>>8827871
>[screeches in Chinese]

>>8827910
This is what I feel reading your posts.

>>8827914
How much would I have to pay to get all of the features that involve your legs? And, um... for curiosity's sake, what's your most expensive feature?

>>8827557
I gotta say had a good giggle at this 'mysterious steam friend' I apparently talk to and me being in love with Jinx.

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>>8827871

Well, I'm not a doctor. Does that help?

>>8827910
Shame, they miss it.

>>8827914
Don't worry about it. Hopefully sometime soon!

>>8827972
>wrestles you to the ground and drags you literally kicking and screaming out of ERP

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Umm, are you sure these are gonna fit me, I've beacome a lot bigger now since the last time we've been here?

>>8827910
Anons kind of suck most of the time, I dont blame you

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Make this ERP related

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>>8827914
ON
THE
GROUND

You will serve the King of Armageddon tonight.

>>8827998

Ruby Ridge! Ruby Ridge!

>>8827835
(I'd continue lewding with you but I've got stuff to do :( )

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Reminder that the ultimate redpill of ERP is that ERP is just a reflection of IRL and 80% of female avas only go for the 20% of male avas?

>>8827463
>Rubs Squid tongue

>>8828104
Weren't you playing a futa the other day?
What does that say about you?

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what is up my dudes

>>8827772
>Little sister
pls gib

>>8827910
You're confusing.
When I first read your posts I just assumed you were gay.
The kinda gay where you say you're bi but you barely are though.

>>8827772
Would anyone be up for an imouto that was an actual loli and not some old hag?

>>8827910
You are worse than Parsee.

Reminder that Spare is the one behind the downfall of ERP. Spare and his conspiracy of drama spreaders. Mettaton, Piggu, Clownpiece, Cirno. These are the true villains of ERP.

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>>8827964
Most expensive?~ Some freaks want me to step on their cock with my soft skull stockings. That'll cost a pretty penny. You're not one of those freaks are you?

>>8828029
Blow me "King"

>>8828158
>>8828188
In a bit! I Really wanna play Tour Guide

>>8828248
I don't know who any of those people are nor do I care, anon.

>>8828252
Hmm.
I can get down watching this.

>>8828248
Give me the quick rundown

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>>8828288
Watching? Laaaaame~

>>8828252
N- no! But... I think you're making me change my mind... would it feel good?

>>8827910
Wait, I thought you were just a tease shitposter or something.
Fuck, now I want to try again.

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>>8828181
I'm actually straight.

>>8828252
INTO THE DUST WHORE
>is to lazy to make two posts and search for other Demise pictures

>>8828336
Would it...make it less lame if I filmed it and sold it online?

>>8828252
I was offering to play a new imouto actually. You seem to have your thing going on with her.

>>8828299
I'll give you the TL;DR to an ERP Lore essay I'm working on.

>Original 4chan ERP IRC formed by a guy named Spare.
>Virra was in the group, separates with a whole bunch of people into the ERP Discord.
>Spare left alone and betrayed, will never have the power Virra has.
>Angrily unites with Cirno, Piggu, Mettaton.
>Clownpiece joins along the way.
>Have been shitting the threads up for over a year now.

The worst part is people are pointing fingers at Paul and /v/ for ruining ERP but it's much more than that. These guys were responsible for a shit ton of stuff.

>>8828372
Didn't Spare commit sudoku?

>>8828350
Are you like the other shipgirl that just wanted to be bribed into sex?
Because that can be done.

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>tfw no snuff partners

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>>8828340
They say it does. A cock being rubbed and played with under the sole of my stocking, getting it all sticky with pre.
Weird right?

>>8828350
The Underworld wins again.

>>8828363
Depends. What's my cut?

>>8828369
Oh! My bad.

>>8828406
I'm only into snuff if I'm on the receiving end, it's being done to me by a sadistic girl, and even then only when I'm super depressed.

>>8828408
What if I tell you your cut is based on how enthusiastic and wild you are during the fucking, and then jip you out later

Reads like most hentai I've seen starring it.

>>8828350
>straight
Futa isn't straight

>>8828408
Y- yeah, of course! Who would even want to rub their cock against your silky smooth stockings for the entire night until they're painted white in hot sticky sperm, r- right? Haha...

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>>8828408
What other shipgirl?

>>8828408
Can you give ME a tour then?
I'm not Demise, I promise.

>>8828444
Don't make me post it.

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>>8828441
It's make sense the more into it I am the more copies we'll sell.
But if you "jip" me out of anything I'll make sure every single Dragon Lord makes your ass look like a Dark Hole.
Got it?

>>8828350
Well you obviously don't want to be raped, I saw plenty try.
Are you just super into dom girl? Because I've not seen anyone push it quite that hard before. Might be why you had trouble keeping interest since people didn't know what was going on.

>>8828406

Welll....there are characters I really truly hate, but I'd rather not go into that.

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>>8828471
Show me yours and I'll show you mine
Dicks or Discords, either works

>>8828475
Dam. I believe I've just been told.
Don't worry, every penny you earn is yours.

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>>8828468
Yup! Bunch of weirdo~ Like the weirdos that'd get hard from this conversation. Isn't that right?

>>8828471
For the right price everyone is welcome! Just the bus is out today. You'll have to take a tour from my personal bedroom, which would cost double. That's okay right?

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>>8828504
Every penny? So it's a 100-0 cut? What's in it for YOU then?

>>8828471
>other shipgirl
I forget who it was. But I saw her get a panzer and she gave it up.
I was just seeing if you were similar, or not.

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>>8828372
>ERP lore essay
So there's an entire page about me in there, isn't there?

On an unrelated note, I'm considering picking up a new ava, maybe doing something later

>>8828484
>people didn't know what's going on
If I wanna bang em I can just post as a girl for a few posts for /u/ or futa. It hasn't been hard to follow

>>8828518
Well obviously, I didn't mean it quite that way...but. .I could probably be convinced to part with my share if you worked it the right way.

>>8828509
Yeah! It's not like even thinking of coating your stocking-clad legs over and over or getting milked by them the whole night is making me hard or anything... N- nope, no ma'am!

>>8828544
Well yeah, if you just wanna fuck period all you need to do is post as a hot avatar and you'll get like 3-4 right there.

I'm mostly curious for my own sake.

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>>8828520
Don't tell anyone, but that was me too.

>>8828503
Ehh? S-Sorry what?

>>8828509
If I get the private tour, I want to have EVERYTHING in private then, my dear.

>>8828484
Really?
I've seen people pushing their ideals much harder than I do. And with Graf I play arround with anons, I don't know what you guys want you're never happy.

>>8828569

So, is Milady a dom? Or would she prefer to be the one taking orders?

>>8828569
Oh you are?
It wasnt' bad. A shame it never continued right when it got good. That I saw anyway.

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>>8828546
70-30. And if I'm good enough I get your 30. Deal? Get the camera.

>>8828556
Indeed! Now what do YOU want? You don't want any weird foot stuff do you?~

>>8828569
Everything? My oh my big spender over here! Keep in mind we have a LOT of stuff on the menu, don't let your head get bigger than your wallet. Where will we start?

>>8828569
>Pushing ideals harder
Well, yeah. But they usually make it pretty obvious what's going down, and the anons into it are prepared.

When you do playful dom who likes to toy with em, it can take forever for anything to happen and you can't really initiate as anon, since she's the dom.
So people get confused and start to think you're just a tease with no actual intent of bang.

You feel me?
Not that I was bothered by it, I just thought I'd explain what it looked like from outside.
Maybe give hints to help anons out, if you like the way one of em types. Communication is key really.

>>8828600
I didn't realize that tour guide was a profession that could provide you with enough money to live. Don't most people just use the internet?

>>8828600
What a terrible deal.
I accept.
>Rolls the camera.

>>8828617
Please, she's got nothing on the original tenryuu who literally never fucked

>>8828643
There was an original?
I'm not thinking of the wrong one, am I? Or was that one ages ago?

>>8828643
You mean the one before Mecha? Mecha blogged a fair bit back then but he still did a fair bit of lewd with Tenryuu

>>8828656
Pre Mecha Tenryuu, they would show up, say how much they need a dick, but aren't sure if they should do anything and then say Anons are boring and leave

>>8828600
Uh... n- no! Of course not! I'm a healthy male that's all about fucking and definitely not those... slender, gorgeous, sexy l-- okay, I give up! F- fine, I love your legs! Not your feet specifically, b- but from your thighs to your feet, even your butt!

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>>8828627
Sure you CAN use the internet. If you're a lamo! Don't you want to see it for yourself! Be up close to the monsters of the Underworld! Touch them? FEEL them? You can't do that on the internet!

>>8828631
Oh geez camera's already on?
>The Tour guide sucks in a breath before looking at the camera, winking and placing a finger on her cheek, pouting before she speaks
Hey there guys and gouls!~ I'm the Tour Guide from the underworld and today we're gunna have some FUN!
>She chirps out with a smile, faking it all with dollar signs in her eyes.
Now Mr Camera guy. What will we start with?~

>>8828663
Oh I see, I never saw that one then. That sounds like a lazier version. The one I was talking to did tease people a lot. But no one managed to get past that part that I saw except girls. That I saw anyway.

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>>8828670
>Spinning on he heel with a devilish grin she grips the edges of her tight little skirt, pulling them up ever so slightly, making sure he can see her tiny, perky rear bounce and jiggle
How much you willing to pay for this butt?

>>8828674
I could probably use the internet to find out more information on underworld monsters. And for free, too! What's a tour guide have that the internet doesn't?

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>>8828589
It depends on ther other person.
I have both, dom and sub traits.

>>8828593
I often have to leave on short notice, I am sorry.

>>8828600
I will contact you over these kind of matters in another way, alright?
That way you will receive your payment in advance too.

>>8828617
Come on, I've been here since ... Friday?
You can give me that shit next month if I don't fuck anyone till then.
So, enough of this.

>>8828674
>Keeps the camera trained on her, as she manages to get out her prepared speech. He could already see the greed in her eyes from here. How shameless. He grinned sheepishly from behind the camera when she asked him that, and he considered instructing her to go with the tour but...
Why don't you give everyone something to enjoy while they're tuning in, huh? It's kinda hot out here anyway. Lose the jacket!
>He said as if voicing the words of an unseen audience.

>>8828569
>you're never happy.
We don't like being insulted, or patronised, by outsiders. In fact, it's one of the few things that reliably unites us. Mutual alienation can be very bonding.

>>8828709
You are that new? I kind of appreciate you joining even more since you have a feel for everything so easily

>>8828709
Alright, if you say so man. Goodluck.

>>8828723
>We
Dude it's not even that hard to bang em

give me attention!!!

>>8828687
I- I'll pay as much as you want! I need to grope it so much... I want to be pampered and bullied with everything below your skirt until your panties and stockings are soaked with my cum... I- I can't stop thinking about you ever since you gave me that amazing footjob in the bus! So please... I'll pay anything!

>>8828754
Have a (you)

>>8828709
Hey man, I was just trying to help out since you seemed to be getting some flak due to dealing with a hard fetish to properly explore on here.

But hey if you got it down, good for you. Hope it works out for you. I actually really enjoy your character and might give her a shot next time I'm free if I see you.

>>8828543
I'm actually happy now

Not going to write up a bullshit apology paragraph because I know it'll just become a pasta

Maybe I'll RP again sometime soon, mybe I'll just lurk more

See ya guys

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>>8828775
Only proving my point

>>8828372
I always wondered who the shitposters are. It's really obvious there are a small number of them, who know each other, and in almost every thread try to stir up shit in the same ways.

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>>8828830

>>8828709

Well, if Milady ever wishes to indulge in her dominant desires, I'd be more than happy to oblige.

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Moge!

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Hello again.

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>>8828701
I JUST TOLD YOU. You can TOUCH and FEEL whatever you want!

>>8828709
Another way? Whatever you're comfortable with my love!

>>8828714
Easy~
>She pulls the tight blue jacket off, tossing it away she exposes the fairly small chest under the light white dress shirt. She cups her little chest and bounce them about, teasing the camera with the view
Just the jacket? Nothing else you wanna see?~

>>8828758
>Lifting her skirt up she exposed the stocking clad butt, wiggling it side to side. only thing covering it is a thin, see through stockings, and a tight pair of black panties that stuck between her cheeks.
Take your cock out~

who here has an avatar that identifies as LGBTQ?

>>8828873
Adorable
>filename
wh...my brain...

>>8828873
Moge is back?
>Gives her pale blonde ears gentle scratches

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>>8828873
>>8828884
Welcome. Entry fee is $20

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>>8828906
Alrighty.
>hands the lady $20

>>8828893
But isn't touching strange terrifying hellbeasts kinda dangerous? What happens if they eat my soul or something?
...or are you just inviting me to feel you up?

>>8828893
Oh I'm sure they wanna see plenty more. I just figured I'd start small. Spikes the ratings, you know?
>He explains, training the lens on her small breasts when she cups them especially, before he refocuses on all over her.
Alright. Lose the rest of your clothes. And...do some poses, huh? Show off a little! You want this to sell don't you? Give something to the buyer that you know they want.
>He encouraged her, ignoring the red coloring his face as he says it.

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>>8828897
Mogehehehe!
Moge-ko knows how cute and confusing I am<3~! I really, really like being both of those things, moge!

>>8828899
>The Moge-ko is pet. Her tail twirls happily behind her.
Mogegege...

>>8828906
Mogee?
>Moge-ko struts towards the woman with her hands on her hips, eyeing her up, staring her down.
Moge-ko doesn't have any money, moge<3.

>>8828893
>He stared in amazement as the perfection of her butt covered with stockings and panties had him undressing in an instant. He refused to shift his gaze away from her rear even as he undressed, much like a hypnotized person. He clearly lied in their earlier discussion, as he was already as hard as a diamond, eagerly throbbing every time she wiggled.

>>8828940
Nice to see you pop in every once in a while Moge
>His finger nails scratch at the base of her ears as her twirls hypnotism him with their cute allure

>>8828820
I'm actually happy now

Not going to write up a bullshit apology paragraph because I know it'll just become a pasta

Maybe I'll RP again sometime soon, mybe I'll just lurk more

See ya guys

I'm actually happy now

Not going to write up a bullshit apology paragraph because I know it'll just become a pasta

Maybe I'll RP again sometime soon, mybe I'll just lurk more

See ya guys

I'm actually happy now

Not going to write up a bullshit apology paragraph because I know it'll just become a pasta

Maybe I'll RP again sometime soon, maybe I'll just lurk more

See ya guys

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>>8828962
>The moge's ears fold back as they are tenderly pet. Moge-ko leans her head into the oncoming scritches.
Moge-ko just comes over whenever people tell me to say 'Hiiii' to you guys, moge~. After all, Moge-ko loves all of the... moge-ful people here<3.

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>>8828916
Huh.. Didn't expect..
>Quickly stuffing her bra with the few bills she leads her in
Welcome to ERP! Don't step in anything sticky and don't talk to anything loud and green. Enjoy your stay!

>>8828923
.. The second park numbskull.

>>8828930
>Gripping each side of her buttoned up shirt she pulls them apart, splitting open her shirt and exposing the soft, little chest of the fiend. Shooting the camera wink, fallowed by a shot of her fangs she digs her thumbs into her skirt, turning on a heel and let the camera get a full view of her ass, shaking back and forth until she's out of her skirt, only in her skull themed stockings now
Getting all of this?

>>8828940
No money no entry.. Don't kill any cats on the way out cupcake.

>>8828951
>Pressing her warm body against his her shapely little butt wiggles into place. Her little cheeks tease and bump into his erect cock again and again, shifting it between her cheek.
Go ahead, hump away perv~

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>>8829062
Moge...?

>>8829060
Well, I think you should go back before I get carried away with Moge pets
>He doesn't seem to be stopping infact he can now hit all the pet like sweet spots behind her ears with them folded down like that

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>>8828940

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>>8829062
Nah, I was just here to say hi, so yeah, Hi.

>>8828406
Looking to snuff or be snuffed?

T. Ava with no fucking electricity for a few hours, so I can't grant your request immediately but if you're around in the evening I should be too.

>>8829062
Well, if you insist.
>The man reaches forwards and gropes her ass, squeezing and rolling the soft flesh between his fingers.
So, how much is this gonna cost me?
>He punctuates the question with a light spank, just to see how much the tour guide would put up with.

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>>8829091
Moge...
>The Moge-ko's head pushes against the hand that pets her a little more.
Everyone there always plays hard-to-get with Moge-ko, and not in the fun way, moge. Moge-ko likes sitting here watching as all the lovely high-school girls get naked for me, moge, even if I'm just watching<3~.

>>8829062
W- wait, shouldn't I pay f-- AAH~!
>He realized that if he had to pay her afterwards, she could drug him into doing more, thus making the experience far more expensive. However, it all flew out of his mind the instant her panty-clad butt began rubbing him, causing him to interrupt himself with a moan. It didn't take long for his hands to start wandering across her butt and stocking-clad legs as he eagerly humped away at her, even enjoying being called a perv.

>>8829062
>He keeps the camera going as he watches her strip, making sure to make the lens follow her very fine curves, especially when she turns to show off in such a way.
Oooh yeah. Don't worry, I got it all.
>He assures her, her cameraman clearly enjoying this just like an audience member would.
Very nice. You should keep the stockings. Kinda iconic, you know? Plus people love them.
>He encouraged, eyeing her legs carefully, before looking back to her ass.
Alright, you're doing great so far. Now all you gotta do is spread yourself open real nice, and play with your pussy, and ask the audience to 'please come fuck me'. Trust me, it'll drive the world crazy! It'll really help if you're a little wet when you ask it too. That isn't too hard for you, right?

>>8829138
Most people wont like that Moge-ko doesn't appreciate men, and I'm not sure we have any school girls at the moment.
>He finds a nice seat and pulls Moge to his lap to continue scratching her ears in a more comfortable position.

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>>8829163
>Moge-ko offers no resistance and is easily lifted onto the anonymous male's lap. She sinks into her new seat with a sigh and rests her head against his chest.
Moge-ko plays games with them too, moge...
Moge-ko just thinks that I deserve a delicious, ripe high-school girl all for myself~<3. Is that so much to ask?

>>8829225
It's not to much to ask, but we don't have that many school girls. I'll ask for Moge if I find any alright?
>She can hear his slow and steady heart beat as his fingers continue their magic scratches. How can he not get carried away with a cute fox who just happens to have well kept hair.

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(Gunna grab a shower. Brb!)

>>8829117
Hi!~ Feel free to come by anytime!

>>8829122
OOu~ Rough are you? I'll do a tally at the end of our session honey, don't worry, just enjoy~
>She chimes as her perky little butt is teased and play with, the soft pale skin reddening from the light smack before she pushes against his hips again, making sure to crush his cock under her little bit of weight.

>>8829143
You'll pay when you're done sweetheart~
>She teased as her round bottom rolled in small circles, making sure the stiff cock between her cheeks was teased and worked over again and again, bringing her hips out, then back in to hump at his waist.
Feel good my love?

>>8829147
>Still turned to the camera she raises a stocking clad leg to the bed, resting her knee on the bed to give the camera a nice under look at her sweet wet lips just a bit off from her rump, both being in one shot she slips her hand between her legs, under her skirt and begins to toy with her sweet pink lips, rubbing up and down on the folds as she moans aloud, arching her red head back and sighing
Ahh~ Come fuck me, pleassse~
>She played up to the Nth degree, making sure to try and keep eye contact with the camera as she toyed with herself.

>>8829319
(Coolio. Gives me a chance to finish a thing)

Absolutely stunning. Can you imagine how many boys are gonna use this as jerk off material when we're done making it?
>He laughs at the thought, even as he ensures the camera is scanning every bit of her. He captures her smooth legs and cute butt in frame-but the focus is all on her soft pink lips, as she toys with them and asks that in such a sweet voice. Her cameraman swallows a little at the eye contact with the camera, and he takes a few steps closer, adjusting the camera so it still captures all of her. She's the star, after all.
Alright, now we get to the actual fucking part. Teasing's good for sales, but if you want the real money, you're gonna need to get fucked after asking that of the world.
>He says, acting as though it's a pretty obvious next step, and if not stopped, walks up behind her and drops his pants-presenting his dick and slapping it against her ass-being sure to capture the view of it nestled between her cheeks on film if he does.

>>8829319
I can be as rough as you like it, cutie. Unless you'd rather be the one on top.
>He keeps squeezing and toying with her ass, occasionally grinding his hardening bulge against her. Meanwhile, he starts slipping his other hand up her skirt, groping her stocking-clad thighs and making his way up to her pussy.

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>>8829278
Moge? You'd really do that~?
>Moge-ko makes an attempt to sit up again, wrapping her slender arms behind the man's neck to use it as a support. Pulling herself up, the moge comes right up to his face and gives him a peck on the cheek.
That's for being so nice with Moge-ko, moge<3. If there's one thing Moge-ko likes it's people who will do anything for her... and high-school girls, moge~.

>>8829485
Moge seems nice themselves, no reason for me to be mean to Moge
>His hands leave her head as she moves around to kiss his cheek. That will probably be the extent of his reward for today, at least until he can find a school girl. Damn, why are there never Japanese school girls when you need them?

>>8829319
Y- yes, I'll pay you as much as you want! You can drug me, bully me or step all over me as much as you want, j- just please don't stop~!
>Ever since they had met on the bus, he couldn't help but think about her and how amazing her work felt. It even got him addicted to the point of ordering stockings similar to hers and furiously masturbating with them once he was back home. Now that they were finally in the privacy of her bedroom after he saved up both his money and semen, he wished this could last as long as possible as he continued to moan and hump her butt. His precum eventually began to leak out of his tip and landed onto her black panties.

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>>8829515
Mogehehe~.
>Moge-ko's arms slide away from behind the man's neck as she twists around on his lap, and then she simply bounces off him. She gives one big stretch before turning around to face him again.
Well, Moge-ko looks forward to hearing from you again. Maybe if Moge-ko finds a nice, high-school girl to play with I'll let you come join the fun too, moge<3.

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>>8829405
>>8829484
>>8829536
Sorry guys. I thought the shower would help this headache but it did nothing </3 I'm going to lay down for a bit. I'll be back later.

>>8829609
(That's okay, see you later!)

>>8829609
Dang. See you later then.

>>8829607
Maybe if Moge can't, I can have fun with Moge anyway some day for something for Moge-ko to do
>Well it went about as far as he expected. Still she did have a nice and firm butt judging by she felt in his lap. He stands up and gives Moge a kiss on the cheek before she leaves.

Yo ⭐

>>8829609
Feel better soon! Maybe have a tall glass of cold water. Might help if it's a dehydration thing.

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>>8829630
>The anonymous male's lips press up against... the length of Moge-ko's finger as she stops his kiss a hair's length from her face. This elicits a snicker from the moge.
Mogehehe...
Moge-ko will... think about your request, moge<3.
>And with that, Moge-ko turns away from the man and begins walking back to her home next-door, her hips and tail swaying as she does.

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Good afternoon, everyone.
I hope your days have been well?

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[heavy breathing]

>>8829900
Where's the shark

>>8829981
How thicc is Hex?

>>8829914
I'm not sure whether that's good or bad....

>>8830014
Meant for >>8829914

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>>8830014
Thicc and full of milk~

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>>8829981
>Shoves generic shark anon's way, whether he liked this shark or not.

>>8830060
I was referring to Sidon but this is OK too.
Any non-furry shark monsters? The snout isn't doing it for me.

>>8830057
Lactation aint my kink but I'd love to get molested by a lewd goth.

>>8830057
Paul~~~

>>8830057
How can you be full of milk, if you haven't gotten pregnant yet?
Someone should fix that.

At this point I just want someone to talk to.

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>>8830085
>Non-furry shark monsters
A but of an oxymoron, no?

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>>8830085
>Non-furry shark monsters

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>>8830166
Nope. By non-furry I just mean shark monsters without a snout. Like pic related.

>>8830201
hi owain

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>>8830207
>Shark
>No snout

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>>8830222
>Revealed by trips!
(Hi.)

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>>8830207
SHARKS ARE NOT FOR LEWD

THEY'RE NOT
>>8830138
Ily Anon, how are you?

>>8830057
Would put my cock inside the nipple.

>>8830255
>Sharp teeth, fins, and shark coloring
What would you call her, then?
>>8830265
Sharks are definitely for lewd. I want a Shark to molest me on the beach!

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>>8830261
>revealed by trips
My man I saw you post the same image like 5 times today

>>8830265
I am a bit lonely. Thank you for asking.

>>8830284
>What would you call her, then?
Shit.
I'd call it shit.
The sharkface makes it good. Without it, it's just a copycat sameface moe BUT has the cyan-tard coloring of a furfag donut steel

>>8830303
Feel better friendo :)
>>8830284
I hate this
sharks are all m y adorable children i will not stand on my steppy stool for this

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>>8830293
(But if I didn't post at you others wouldn't have known it was me!)
(Or something. I don't have very many reaction images.)

>>8830318
I just don't like the snout because I'm not really into furry stuff. I guess I'd be willing to overlook it if the porn was really really top-tier or if there was ERP happening though.

>>8830293
>>8830330
You guys got any spicy shitposting ready for the thread today?

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>>8830330
Others don't HAVE to know it's you, geez.

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>>8830378
(Geez mom! I'll go back to lurking right now. Sheesh.)
>grumble grumble

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>>8830378
>>8830410
Nice blog

Do you people consider yourself funny?

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>>8830453
You too
:^)

>>8828233
Parsee did nothing wrong.

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>The squiddie hopes that no one in this thread could even think about doing very violent things to it!

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>>8830322
Oh no it sure would be awful if somebody posted even MORE shark porn
(Also is this the same D.Va ava who keeps posting the lyrics to Daddy? Because if so thanks for making me start to get into Die Antwoord.)

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>>8830472
Not particularly but that's not really the point of these threads.

>>8830593
Jesus why does so much Splatoon porn reawaken the tongue fetish that I thought I had gotten over

>>8830623
I want to fuck shark balls!
...I also want the shark to humiliate me for being so very small compated to it!

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>>8830472
Bitch I'm the funniest person alive

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>>8830606
Oh no you don't

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>>8830623
SHARKS WOULDN;T HAVE HUMAN PENISES THEY HAVE TWO (2) CLASPERS I HATE THIS WORLD


also yes they're trash but daddy is a jam i hate my life
>>8830472
Yes, absolutely

>>8830057
Both of those things sound incredibly tempting right now if this isn't the Paul Hex.

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Why am I not dead yet?

>>8830733
>kissus the squid
A question I ask every day.

>>8830733
>Places a bucket of water in front of the squid

Here ya go.

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>>8830754
>The squid chomps off kissu-anon's lips.
>>8830770
But suicide by water is not a fun way to die. Blunt force drauma, missing limbs and vital organ damage is where it's at.

>>8830817
Why are squid tongues so lewd?

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>>8830817

The worst way to die is by chainsaw.

Man. That shit scares me.

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>>8831047
>chainsaws Boco and saves ERP

>>8831106

Shit, and I haven't saved in like, an hour.

>>8831106
Fuck not those assholes
>Pulls out the shotgun

anyone got that kekholds copypasta?

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>>8831156
Gotta bunch of people that got animosity towards black guys cause their dicks are bigger than them. These are guys that are jealous, cause they don't carry, they don't possess, BBC. They don't possess that GOD GENE that's involved in these black men out here.

Keep getting jealous while your wife asks for KEK-HOLDS. While your girlfriends ask for KEK-HOLDS and WISH that they could get FUCKED by these African warriors with these huge BBCs that could pipe them down to the point where they could FEEL each and every last spectacle of their pussies getting VIBRATED and THRUSTED until the orgasm just SPEWS out. Keep saying NIGGER, keep saying BLACK.

Come on you KEK-HOLDS! You love it! You love this shit! I’ll be that monkey. I’ll be that monkey. Yup, with a BBC. Enjoy it. Have your woman take this dick. She’s imagining a HUGE Black Cock. Why do you think your bitches get huge dildos!?

You guys don’t possess the BBC gene. That’s why you’re upset. No BBC equals anger. You’re upset, you’re mad at these African Cocks. These Rhino Dicks. That’s why you guys like saying nigger so much. I get it.

Whatever happened to Fronk? I haven't been in these threads for a while and I haven't seen him lately.

>>8831206
thanks

>>8831233
Busy with IRL shit and he hasn't been feeling like roleplaying

>>8831259
Got it. Hope he comes back soon.

Tell me who's the top dogs here and give me their images

>>8831297
Top dogs as in popular avas?

>>8831307
yeah

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>>8831297

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>>8831297
that one guy

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>>8831297

>>8831337
We need the shipchat updated

Lurkers awaken

>>8831337
>Virra and Lore
>Owain and EGG
>Vino and Rinoa
>Jiro at all
fucking kek

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>>8831359
Here you go

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"ERP: The Movie"

{PROLOGUE}
[Enter Jiro to the stage. His surroundings are pitch black, and there is a single rose on the center of the stage.]

JIRO: What is... love? Love, you see, is the true mind killer, but also the mind fuel. For what is a man without love? A hollow shell with no emotion. A statue of a heart, in the brink of ruins. When one says- "Better to have loved than never loved before", is that the honest truth? For I have loved, and lost that love, yet I feel worst than 'fore I did. Love is a competition that should've never been started. This is the telling of my story, and the events that followed afterwards. I advise the audience to follow the one rule I couldn't follow- the one I established... Please, don't get attached to any of the characters on screen.

[Exit Jiro, dismissing the rose. The camera zooms into the folds of the rose, then abruptly cuts to black. The words fade in: "E.R.P."]
-----------------
{SCENE 1}
[Upbeat party music slowly fades in the background. We see characterthathouettes of Trixie, Sponty, DMG artistically pole dancing. A manly crowd cheers on.]

[End music, strippers stop dancing in confusion. A charismatic, pleased robotic voice makes an announcement through the speakers.]

VOICE: Please excuse the interruption, darlings! But it has come to our sudden attention that an 'incident' has occurred in room 2B. If you plan on showing your gorgeous face there- DON'T! Thanks for your cooperation, and sorry for the inconvenience.

[The speakers cut out on a loud beep. The crowd shields their ears, grunting. Sirens are heard nearby, and men are heard marching inside the neighbouring room.]

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>>8831382
Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see?
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your flashy ways
Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid

>>8831337
Owain x Everyone

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>>8831481
[DMG, Trixie, and Sponty look at each other, dazzled. The crowd begins to loudly chatter in the confusion. Trixie makes an attempt to keep order.]

TRIXIE: Gentlemen, gentlemen! The Grrrreat and POWERFUL Trixie has promised you all a spectacular show! And NO event could POSSIBLY take that promise away.

DMG: Yeah! Nothing can take that away!

TRIXIE: We've been through these things a few times, now, Trixie assures you it's nothing serious.

DMG: Yeah! It's nothing serious!

TRIXIE: In addition, Trixie would like to remind the audience that DMG is a talentless bimbo.

DMG: Yeah! DMG is a talentless- Wait, what?!

[The audience audibly laughs.]

[DMG stares at Trixie in competitive rage, teeth clenched together. Trixie boasts about and riles the crowd up.]

DMG: H-Hey! I'll have you know the management told me I was super talented and put me in the higher ranks because of it!

TRIXIE: Really? Higher? They put Trixie in the high-EST rank. Perhaps they showed a pinch of pity for you.

[Audience gasps and cheers in excitement. Trixie is crossing her arms with a smug grin on her face. DMG is ablaze, steam releasing out of her ears.]

DMG: Th-That does it! You...!!!

[DMG rushes Trixie, attempting to claw at her, but misses terribly. Instead, she claws her azure bra right off her chest. The audience gasps.]

[A moment of silence is given by Trixie, soon followed by gentle giggling. The audience joins the giggling. DMG nervously joins the giggling. Trixie snaps and tackles DMG to the floor, the two viciously cat fight in the half-nude. Sponty is shown sighing and shaking her head.]

[The scene changes to outside the building, the laughter fading out. Ambulence sirens and police radios take over the ambience. A body wrapped in a white sheet is taken inside an ambulance, while a brown-haired, blue-eyed woman in lingerie sobs miserably, following the body. The police force her away from the body, and the ambulance takes off.]

[END OF SCENE 1]

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>>8831481
Needs more homoerotic undertones.

>>8831490
Is there enough room inside the MEKA to bang?

>>8831491
Deader meme

>>8831490
>read it in her voice
Aaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>8831382

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>>8831382
Sky here! Just gettin dinner ready is all!

>>8831490
>Lyric posting
literally paul-tier

>>8831492

Is that human Trixie doing the poledancing I hope?

>>8831614
Hey Ms Nilla. Any way we can finish our lesson later?

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>>8831529
One day I will perfect my D.Va voice

>>8831632
>Talking smack about Biggie
>Comparing Biggie to Nirvana
Delete this meme
>>8831512
I-I mean, I don't think so, but... It's not like I tried, pervert!

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Anyone else feel like shit today?

>>8831678
I'd fuck somebody wearing that Vanellope mask.
I'd fuck them so hard.

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>>8831674
Yo Jinx, you free?
We've been overdue for a proper scene for a while, I feel.

>>8831674
Well, there's only one way to find out!

>>8831689
I never thought I'd say this, but someone actually wants to Fuck vanellope more than I do, good job.

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>>8831720
that is not an achievement

>>8831720
Thanks! Maybe you can be my masked sweets princess, anon~~~~

>>8831738
There's a point where you reach so far below the bottom barrel, that each further step is amazing.

>>8831769
Noty

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>>8831771
that made me chuckle

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>>8831813
Why is Murdoc so uncomfortably pretty on the Humanz cover?

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>>8831838
because he is pretty you fuck

>>8831838
Because he doesn't look like a maniac on it

Where is the ERP

>>8831882
In the Discord.

Where is the loli?

>>8831886
nah, just Jinx and some dude talking about music.

>>8831886
But anon, discord only had drama!

>>8831909
and lolis fighting over a gay man

>>8831902
>and some dude

That's one of her harem, you pleb

>>8831929
Wut

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>>8831935
Her harem?
I am in no ones harem fucker.

>>8831929
Had owain finally claimed Jakuri?

This thread is so fucking dead

>>8831678
I feel like shit every day.

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>>8832029

>>8832025

Arise chicken.

>>8832003
Jinx you are literally the only one who circlejerks Gorillaz this much.

>>8832090
That's not Jinx though

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>>8832090
Nah i'm not jinx i'm the other guy

>>8832090
Did you just mistake Murdoc for Noodle?

>>8832103
Mecha?