/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay
"Inverted nipples" Edition
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>>8817782
Big juicy black cock
>>8821961
Midare you still here?
>>8821976
quit this shit
>>8821985
Shut up, Misuzu.
>>8821982
Sure am!
>>8821999
Nice trips.
Mind reposting your last message for me?
Hello everyone~
>>8822010
(Lucky~!)
Master's such a tease today.
>Midare says to himself as he gets up from his chair in front of the mirror. He placed his hat down on the desk and stripped out of his socks before unbuttoning a single button and shedding his shirt. He wrapped a white towel around himself, covering his chest down like a girl. After a moment of undressing, Midare opens the door and enters the bathroom.
There's a hot spring in the citadel, you know, master. Why do you want to bathe in this little tub?
>Midare asks as he struts up to the tub, not quite getting in just yet.
>>8822053
Hey cutie.
Hello
Where are the lolis?
>>8822064
I fucked them, lolibro.
I fucked all of the lolis already. I'm sorry.
>>8822071
I guess that makes us brothers, through some odd fellowship spawned through lewding cute things.
>>8822059
Well I want to be closer to you Midare.
>Anon says as he spreads his legs to the ends of the bath tub opening a small space for midare between his thighs. His thick yet flaccid cock can be seen through the water
Or do you not want to be close to your master?
>He asks as he looks at midare's cute body, looking up and down
>>8822077
That sounds kind of gay, bro, but okay.
>>8822064
>>8822062
Oh, hello there Anon! How are you doing today?
>>8822092
That's fucking cute, thanks for making me spit out my drink.
>>8821920
>She laughs and grunts her massive cock beginning to throb violently as even more hot and delicious pre began to seep out
Oh? Is that so? Too bad...Ah'd love to pound that tiny rosebud of yours~....Maybe at some point
>>8822103
Well I was alright but after seeing your cute self.
>Anon says as he pets Links head softly
But maybe you can help make it better.
>He says giving him a confident smirk
Oh /erp/ I hope you don't mind but I'm gonna make Halloween come early this year here?
>>8822137
I'd fuck
>>8822110
>He starts to jerk her cock off harder and harder
come on apple jack, maybe i'll let you pound my ass if you shoot that musky cum all over my face!
don't forget to talk dirty while doing it, i love a good southern girl talking naughty while she blows her sticky horse cock jizz all over~
>>8822137
This is
An uncertain boner
>>8822123
C-cute?
>Obviously flustered by the complement, his face less so obviously turning to a bright red, the hero can't tell if this stranger has simply fallen for his disguise
That's very kind of you to say... but how can you be so confident? You don't even know what lies under this mask of mine.
>>8822084
Of course I do, don't be silly! I'm coming in~
>Midare announces jauntily as he drops his towel, revealing his petite, feminine body all at once. He steps over the tub and gets in, positioning himself right in between his master's thighs with his back to him. As the tips of his light blonde hair touch the water, they float to the surface around him. Midare looks over his shoulder to his master behind him.
What's with this position? I thought I was gonna wash your back, master, not the other way around.
>Despite what he says, he doesn't seem to mind all too much, nestling himself nice and comfy in his master's lap.
>>8822176
Does that matter?
>Anon asks as his face moves closer to Links veil his expression now to a cocky smirk rather than confident.
I know a cutey when I see one.
>His hand reaching down to links, moving links hand to his lips planting a soft kiss.
So can I count you in to make my day better?
>>8822137
I don't mind one bit. Fear boners are the best boners.
>>8822193
After we relax Midare. It's almost like you don't want master to bathe with you.
>He says as he plants a soft kiss on midares head, moving his hands down under the water to his stomach, his cock rubbing down from midare's lower back to his legs. His shaft between his little bubbly ass.
So Midare, you don't want to bathe with me?
>He asks as his hands move to his chest letting his fingers lightly press against his nipples
>>8822159
Then get ready you jizz guzzlin' jezebel! Here it comes!
>And with a great amount of pressure is released from her cock as a deluge or fresh hot jizz coats his slutty face
Take it all you lil bitch!~
Can someone cute please fart on my face? Or sit on my face and bully me until I cum in my pants? Thank you
>>8822198
I-Is that so?
>His eyes dart back and forth, clearly thinking about something, before they meet yours with a certain glow that wasn't previously there
Well, if that's truly how you feel... then I suppose it'd be rude of me not to return the favor.
>He grips onto your hand daintily and brings it under his mask, placing a kiss on the same spot you'd put on his
>>8822053
>Shiekah Link
Muh dick.
>>8822254
Good, I'm happy I can count on such a cute person to help me.
>He says not letting on that he knows it is indeed a male. He gets his hand back after the kiss and caresses link's cheek with the same hand. Anon stand up straight again and looks Link up and down, before moving closer letting his body press against links. Anon's hands move down to Links ass, holding his ass cheeks firmly.
My issue is, I can't seem to find a bath house and I want some help when I do find one.
>>8822223
>sticky blasts of jizz shot out of applejacks cock and plastered him in the face over and over, painting him cum white, steam markings coming off the hot fresh jizz that poured out of her horse cock.
Mhhhh, ahhh fuccck so good you slut~
>>8822289
>The hero lets out an "eep" in surprise, his mask swaying back and forth gently due to the heavy breathing
>Still, once you bring up the bath house, he's broken out of the booty grab-induced trance
Ah, you're in need of a bath house? There's one nearby, I can just show you the way to it if you'd like.
>>8822216
I already said I do! I'm bathing with you right now, aren't I?
>Midare protests as his master wraps his arms around him. Midare's eyes widen for a moment as he feels something poking his back and sliding down to his rear. He blinks before his eyes narrow, throwing a knowing glance at his master as he grins.
Ohh? I see now. It's actually master who doesn't want to bathe with me. Master wants something else. How naughty~!
>As the anon touches Midare's nipples, Midare responds in kind by slowly gyrating his hips and rubbing his soft cheeks against his master's erection under the water. Well, if there was a place to make a mess, this was certainly it!
Fiiine. I'll help you have a very relaxing bath, master, but you have to help me wash my hair after!
>After stating his conditions, Midare reaches behind himself, his hands tracing up his master's thigh until finding their mark at the base of his master's member. Midare takes a firm but caressing grip and begins to stroke him as he rubs up against Midare's butt.
>>8822335
>Anon chuckles at the eep before letting go and gesturing for link to lead the way.
Please show me, I'd really need some help washing my body.
>He says as he walks behind Link giving a light and playful push, his hands hitting his ass, to let Link lead.
>>8822363
>Being the traveler that he is, the two of you get to the nearest bathhouse in no time at all.
>The whole walk there, while he's indeed focused on getting you there unscathed, he also can't stop thinking about what exactly you meant by needing help
Phew... that wasn't so bad, right?
>>8822356
>Anon lets out a sigh, feeling Midare's small hands on his cock. He kisses Midare on the cheek teasing him, moving one of his hands down to Midare's cock slowly teasing the relatively smaller cock by first teasing the head.
You don't have to make a deal, I love helping you too.
>anon says as his other hand gets some shampoo, stopping the teasing of Midare's cock he puts shampoo on the now available hand and starts to scrub his hair.
This isn't naughty yet Midare.
>>8822293
>She chuckled and panted looking at her handiwork
Now clean up this mess~
>>8822403
Not at all.
>Anon says chuckling while they walk into the bath house, his eyes on Links ass.
Now come on and help me.
>He says stripping off in the dressing area letting Link see his fully erect throbbing cock. He winks at link before heading into the completely empty bathing area before sticking his head out to see link
You can come in, either no clothes or like that. Fine with me.
>>8822438
>Above his mask are a pair of bulging eyes, unable to keep them off your member.
>Expecting you to return clothed again, he's secretly delighted upon hearing your invitation
>After nervously pacing and thinking he decides just to enter the bathing area fully clothed - after all, they can be taken off if need be
>>8822484
Look at you, still clothed.
>Anon says as his cock is now semi erect, he taps his thigh. Inviting Link to have a seat
Lose the bottoms at least, we both know what we want.
>He says confidently as he reaches to links ass with the other hand spanking it. Making sure to lightly pull link closer
>>8822500
>The warrior is impressed how your confidence rivals even his own in battle. Moreover, he's also quite impressed by the thick slab of meat in between your legs
>In the fog of lust he's forgotten about his disguise, and obediently strips away the bottoms before resting his plump ass on your lap, subtly shaking his hips side to side
>>8822408
>Midare cheerfully smiles and giggles as anon kisses him on the cheek, happy to receive any of his master's affection.
Ah~
>Midare sighs with pleasure as anon begins teasing his head. In response, Midare's hand begins to stroke his master's cock faster and he starts guiding it in between his cheeks, sandwiching it between them.
Master's so kind~!
>Midare says as anon lathers his hair with the shampoo. He smiles and closes his eyes as the soapy fluid runs down his face.
Really? How about...
>Midare trails off and his other arm moves behind him to join the first. While one hand strokes anon's shaft, the other ventures downwards. Midare's delicate fingers cup anon's balls and start to massage and caress them.
...now?
>>8822524
good boy.
>Anon says as he reaches around and teases the tip of links cock, moving his lips to the back of LInk's neck nibbling softly letting him feel his teeth press against his skin.
Look at you, no hesitation to do what is asked of you and such a lustful personality.
>anon says as his cock is now fully erect the massive cock brushing against links elbow at this point
Have a seat somewhere more comfortable, like here.
>He says as he strokes his own cocks head
>>8822552
Not...all the way Midare. I think we can make this even naughtier if you face me.
>He says as his master scrubs the shampoo into Midare's scalp trying to pay attention while he feels his balls getting cupped.
Maybe we should jump to it and you can feel master's cock in your tight little asshole.
>He says making sure to use vulgar language to make Midare even hornier
>>8822423
Y-yes mam~
>He got down on his knees and started to lick up the steamy cum, it tasted sweet like sugar.
mmmmh tasty~
you sure know how to cum a massive load miss aj~
>>8822556
>Electric waves of pleasure are sent through his body, quivering in delight as you kiss and nibble and grope, a few lewd noises escaping his lips here and there
>Without any thought he sits up, your cock being freed from in between his soft cheeks, and reaches down to grip the base and aim it outwards, then carefully sitting down once more, the tip being pushed into his tight hole
>>8822597
No I need you to take it all in.
>Anon says as he moves his hands down onto Link's thighs forcing him down onto his cock spreading his tight little asshole wide. He forces only half of his cock into Link's asshole before struggling to force it deeper.
God you're so cute, even your asshole is cute.
>He says as he lifts the veil up and kisses link on the lips, forcing his tongue down Link's throat
Hand over those Pokéballs, twerp.
>>8822637
I'll give them to you but first you have to do me a favor.
>anon says as he pulls out one pokeball and teases Jesse
>>8822613
>Moans loudly in pleasure as your thick cock is pushed down the walls of his hole. Disappointed once your thrusting comes to a halt, he slowly removes less and less weight from his feet, allowing gravity to stuff his ass fully with your cock
>Once his soft cheeks have met your crotch he playfully shakes his hips some more, and turns his head to accept your tongue, wrestling his own against yours and sucking on it, all while continuing to moan into your mouth
>>8822574
Mm?
>Midare hums as his master claims it can get even naughtier. Anon's next words make Midare gasp.
Ah!
>Suddenly, Midare dives under the water of the tub, simultaneously rinsing his hair off and filling the tub with little soapy bubbles. He surfaces once again on all fours, facing anon with a pout on his face.
Master! You don't have to say it like that! Can't you be a little more romantic?
>Midare complains with a huff while brushing a few wet strands of hair out of his face, noticeably not denying what anon said either.
>>8822647
What is it, stupid twerp?
>>8822651
>As his entire cock fits into Links asshole, he moves his hands up to links chest. One is left on his nipples teasing him as he pulls away from the kiss and forcing two fingers in its place.
Suck them for me.
>He requests as he starts to move his hips into Link
>>8822659
But I was being romantic Midare, then you complained about the size of the tub.
>He says as he leans his face to midare's, he runs a few fingers in midare's hair before moving his hand down to his chin.
Okay how is this for romantic?
>Anon asks as he places his lips against Midare's letting him feel the warmth of masters mouth against his, not after too long Anon inserts his tongue into Midare's mouth moving it around letting Midare feel his Master's Passionate kiss.
>>8822661
I need some help with this.
>Anon says pulling out his throbbing cock from his pants, he lets it hang out down to his thighs
Not really a twerp but I still need help none the less. AFTER you help me you can have one pokeball.
>>8822667
>Obediently takes your fingers into his mouth and sucks wildly, wishing that it were your cock inside his mouth instead
>As you buck your hips sporadically, he attempts to ride against your thrusts - your cock being stuffed deep down his tight hole before just as quickly being pulled back, your member sliding in and out of his inner walls and poking at random spots
>>8822699
>Anon continues to thrust his hips before pulling his fingers out letting Link see the trail of saliva come from out of his mouth. Before Link can react any way he sucks his fingers cleaning off the saliva.
Off,
>He says in a loud towering voice ordering link down wanting to see how far he could take the petite adventurer
>>8822661
I-i'll give them to you if you let me shove my face in that fat butt of yours.
>The anon has a hardon.
>>8822729
>He obediently forces himself downward onto your cock, slipping it all the way into his ass and keeping it there. His body twitches with pleasure, and with his mouth now free he begins to moan and mumble - you can't quite make out what he's saying, but it's certain that he's enjoying himself.
>Now hilted to your cock, he leans his torso forward, resting his elbows on his knees, to give you a lovely angle of the boy's plump ass that you're pounding
>>8822661
Why did your tits get smaller?
>>8822750
holy hell, I want that butt on my face.
>>8822760
(Really now? I think that can be arranged... but what would you do from there?)
>>8822686
I wasn't complaining!
>Midare says defensively. He doesn't shy away from anon's touches to his face, enjoying them immensely without showing it.
Hm?
>Midare can only get out a questioning vocalization before his master suddenly kisses him. His eyes go wide briefly but it doesn't take long for Midare to start kissing him back. He was secretly hoping for this all along anyway. As anon's tongue enters Midare's mouth, it's immediately met with Midare's own tongue, lively and passionate. Midare's body inches closer to his master's as they share the deep kiss.
Mmn~
>Midare lets out a happy hum in their kiss as he throws his arms around anon's shoulders. Below the soapy water, anon feels something poking at the head of his erection.
>>8822750
>Anon gets on his knees and angles himself sliding his cock back into Link's asshole slowly thrusting teasing his no longer tight asshole
Already so eager to please arent you?
Tell me how badly you want my cock into your mouth sexy.
>He says teasing the boy as he reaches his hand under and wraps his hand around Link's cock immediately pumping it forcing link to feel stimulation both in his asshole and on his cock
>>8822775
>Overcome by the multitude of sensations washing over his body, he's unable to resist succumbing to your cock
I-I want it so badly... I want to taste it and feel myself lose breath as you use my mouth as if it were a toy~...
>>8822774
>Anon pulls away from the kiss, the saliva bridging between their lips before splitting
Now Midare was that romantic?
>He asks as he looks down at Midare's erection
I'd like to help you Midare but you need to help master first. Sit down in the best seat.
>He says stroking his cock as he blows Midare a teasing kiss
>>8822798
Like a toy?
>Anon asks chuckling as he pulls his cock out of Link's asshole, Anon finds it a bit difficult as he has it buried deep into his asshole. After he sits back down and releases LInk's cock
Enjoy it as much as you want. But I won't touch you,got it?
>He asks as he stares at Link's now stretched out asshole.
>>8822770
Probably just blow in my pants, its such a nice butt~
>>8822821
>He buries his face down to the ground, muffling up his loud moans as your thick cock is slowly pulled out of his ass, the hole now noticeably wider
>Staying on all fours, he turns around and puts his face up against your cock. Unable to resist for much longer, he places his lips at your tip and carefully leans his head forward, taking your massive member all the way down his mouth, his eyes looking up at you happily the whole time
>He begins to bob his head, gently at first but quickly gaining speed, and scoots his legs back on his knees to give you the perfect view of both him sucking and his ass, which he occassionaly shakes playfully
>>8822853
Keep going, I'm almost done.
>Anon says as he sits back letting Link have as much as he wants, slowly nearing his climax he looks down watching Link ravage his cock
Just a little more then get ready to swallow my entire load.
>Anon says as he watches Links ass shake, after a bit more time Anon finally climaxes cumming deep into links throat. The massive load overflowing in Link's mouth as he pulls his cock out.
>>8822886
>The blonde boy happily takes in your massive hot load, moaning gleefully. He keeps it in his mouth for a short while, swishing it around and savoring it, before swallowing it with a loud satisfying "gulp". Licking away at your cock, slurping up any additional cum, he finally pulls back, his face deep red, and smiles widely.
>>8822912
So do you want to sit on my face elf boy?
>>8822912
Look at you, so happy after pleasing me.
>Anon says as he puts two fingers into Link's mouth opening his mouth and using his other hand to play with his tongue
Now get back on here so I can finish you off.
>He says finally getting ready to let Link cum, his cock still fully erect and throbbing
Let me see that fat ass back on my cock.
>>8822940
(Unfortunately, I'm getting sleepy - playing with you has just been too hot for me to handle~. We can continue next time if you'd like, or even just start anew!)
>>8822969
(This was fun too. I gues I'll see you next time )
>>8822807
>As he pulls away from the kiss, Midare licks his lips and grins at his master.
That was better.
>Midare pulls himself onto anon's lap, straddling his master and letting his stiffness rest in between his cheeks.
Fine, fine. Master helped wash my hair so here's your reward.
>Midare reaches behind him, grasping anon's shaft and rubbing it into his rear, deeper and deeper and until his head is met with some resistance. To this, Midare's eyes widen.
Oh! Here goes~
>With one hand, Midare spreads one of his ass cheeks while the other slowly guides anon's cock into his tight ass. It takes a little pushing but after some effort, anon's thick cock slowly sinks into Midare's hole, eliciting a relieved moan from him.
Aaahh...! Master, you're... big!
>Midare carefully lowers himself onto anon's cock, slowly inserting the rest of his length into his asshole, quietly moaning every time he fits another inch into him.
Mmha..
>On Midare's end, his cock throbs and twitches with excitement. If it weren't underwater, the precum drizzling from it would be plainly visible. Midare stops just before anon's full length is inside him, still sighing with satisfaction.
M-Master, you're in...
Lurkers come out and play!
>>8822997
(I'm around.)
>>8822997
>sleepdarts the anon
Go to bed!
>>8822982
>Anon bite his lower lip feeling midare's tight asshole wrap around Anon's cock. As Midare sighs in pleasure and tells Anon that he is in he shuts midare once more with his mouth. Before pulling away Anon starts to thrust forcing his cock to hit Midare's walls with his cock.
Look at you Midare, so cute even when my cock is deep into you.
>Anon says as he starts to suck Midare's nipples stimulating Midare at almost all areas. With his available hand he starts to jerk Midare, stroking his cock slowly letting him feel every sensation fully. Every stroke Anon teases Midare's head slowly rubbing it.
>>8822997
No Lurker here, only Meme.
Testing, am I blocked from posting in /trash/, too? Please, /erp/, you are my only hope.
>>8822997
Searching
>>8823024
MmmMMGH?!
>As Midare is kissing anon once more, his eyes widen and he lets out a surprised, muffled noise into the kiss as anon suddenly starts thrusting his cock into Midare's asshole. Although it's tight enough to squeeze every part of anon's dick, it gives way with every wet thrust, letting anon fuck Midare with ease.
Ahah..! Yes! I've always wanted your cock deep in me, master!
>Midare lovingly holds his master's head as he sucks on Midare's perky nipples, quickly making them hard. His cock throbs as anon begins stroking it and he begins subtly moving his hips while anon pounded him from below to try and get more of his master's handjob.
Yes! You can touch me anywhere, master...!
>>8823142
Jeasus
>>8823142
We don't want you here either
>>8823142
i think ur good m8
>>8823151
>>8823156
>>8823157
Whew, what a relief. Anyone wanna talk about video games? I would've made a thread about losers who play video games on easy on /v/ but can't so how about we talk about it here?
>>8823166
>only 1/3 posts actually want you here,and that one is a second away from being an exact minute between your posts
>Still acting like anybody on this fucking earth likes you
Please kill yourself as soon as possible
>>8823150
>Without hesitation he bites down on Midare's nipples, making sure to stimulate Midare as much as Midare has to him. Every thrust inside Midare's tight asshole the wider his asshole is stretched.
Midare...Master l-loves you.
>Anon manages to say his declaration of love to Midare between heavy breathes. As he finishes his sentence he looks into Midare's eyes as he easily slides his cock into Midare's asshole. Each thrust the water moves around and falls out of the tub, the water acting as a sort of lubricant. Midare's asshole squeezing Anon's shaft each thrust tightening it harder clamping down.
Guten Tag.
>>8823222
Hey Graf, how's my favorite german cutie.
>Anon says greeting Graf Zeppelin with a smile, he salutes the beauty.
How's your day been?
>>8823222
And Guten Morgen from me.
>>8823238
I'm barely awake yet.
I still have sand in my eyes...
>she rubs her eyes
>>8823240
'Moin moin.
>>8823307
Well I hope you have a wonderful day. But alas I must sleep. Goodnight Graf.
>>8823150
Maybe we can continue tomorrow. Goodnight
>>8823315
Schade.
Goodbye.
Somebody please sit on me
>>8823339
Guten Morgen Dame Zeppelin
>Anon says the very little german he knows greeting Graf
>>8823217
Nnaagh?!
>Midare throws his head back and winces as anon bites his tender nipples. Each time anon's cock slams into his little hole, Midare feels himself being pushed closer to orgasm. Hearing his master's declaration only serves to excite the lovedrunk Midare further. He lovingly looks into his master's eyes, a dopey smile on his face and hearts in his eyes.
Aah! What I've always wanted to hear! I love you too, master! Fuck me harder please!
>Midare's asshole starts to tighten around anon's cock as he thrusts into him, as Midare tenses up.
I-I think something's coming, master...
>Midare says as the head of his cock starts to throb in his master's hand.
>>8823325
Ah! I was too late. Sorry about that, master. I'll try to be around tomorrow for you. Goodnight~!
>>8823365
Das klingt einfach nur falsch.
>>8823391
Huh?
>anon asks as he looks at a book for the translation
Wait...what? but i've been trying that for like a week
>He says disappointed in his german
>>8823408
Nonono, this won't do.
Dame is not a title.
Bleeeeh.
>>8823414
B-but......
at the very least teach me!
>Anon says still wanting to learn some german
>>8823420
Teaching?
Das wäre absolute Zeitverschwendung.
Ich habe wichtigeres zu tun.
>she waves her hand in a motion to shoo him away
>>8823436
How is that fair Graf, I've made you cum with just my tongue, and not to mention never kept up your end of the bargain
At the very least teach me some german.......
>He says reminding her of what they did last time they spoke
...or let me get my end of the deal.
>>8823448
Y-Youdidn't made me cum ...!
In fact, i was far away from it.
Somebody like you could never ...!
>>8823475
What?!
>He shouts as his Honor and pride have been challenged once more
Do I have to prove it once more?! Is that why you don't want to keep up your end of the deal?! you've become greedy Graf, I've made you cum and you just want more. You show no honor!
>Anon says infuriated at how greedy Graf Zeppelin has become. He looks her dead in the eyes with a fire burning in his heart.
Do I have to do it once more to get you to finally admit I'm that damn good?!
>>8823504
>the sound of pistol getting cocked back fills the room
Tzz, tzz, tzz.
Don't forget who you're talking to.
>she wrapes her arm arround him, pulls him in close and pushes the barrel into his guts
Do you think I would easily give in to you? Yes, I admit it was nice yesterday, but don't get cocky now.
>>8823536
>Anon feels the barrel pressed against his body looking directly at Graf
You do understand if you shoot me it makes you not only a dishonorable person but a coward.
>Anon says trying to hide his fear
But you admitted you enjoyed it proving I won the deal. So I apologize for my reaction, but put the gun down.....please Graf.....
>>8823628
>she pushes him onto the sofa, still pointing the gun at him
You do understand that insulting me may result in a chemical reaction inside this apparatus, right?
And we both don't want that.
Now ... Pants. Off with them.
>she points at his legs, motioning a downward movement with the gun
>>8823659
Wait....is this your way of paying me back?
>Anon asks a bit worried as he hesitantly pulls his pants a bit lower on his thighs showing his black boxers
So I'm guessing these too?
>He asks nervously as he pulls out his flaccid yet thick cock and leaves it out
I did apologize though...
Post cards
>>8823687
>have an entire folder of all the cards posted in the Discords
Give me a random number
>>8823687
>>8823692
700058000987234teenbilionteen27
>>8823687
>>8823672
I'm not paying you back, I'm enjoying myself.
>she giggles, the gun pointed at his crotch
It would take barely 4 newton of strenght in my finger to shoot it off now~
You better enjoy this as long as you can.
Who knows when "Unfälle" might happen~
>>8823687
I still have no card.
>>8823718
Lucky 13
>>8823695
>most of the avas on the chart are all dead
>>8823734
I miss Anon.
>>8823718
Who's card is this?
>>8823753
SpookyKabuki
Discord only player
>>8823721
Well if you're enjoying yourself can you at the very least, and I ask this in the nicest way, get that gun away from my dick.
>Anon says as he watches Graf with her gun in hand, when he hears her giggle it gives him a sort of arousal but the fear of losing his baby maker is far much more powerful
Also, no accidents.....
>he says as a bead of sweat comes down to the side of his face
>>8823750
>>8823753
Usually goes by Rei Ayanami
>>8823761
>>8823753
Oh wait, I thought you were referring to >>8823741
My bad, anon
>>8823755
>>8823760
Who knows ~ it depends on how well you behave.
>she holsters the gun and then grabs with both hands, only using her index finger and thumb to slowly lift up her skirt, showing her pantyhoseclad crotch to the man
Enjoy yourself ~
>>8823850
Nein
>>8823814
>Anon looks up at Graf and then at her panty hose, his cock now getting harder, his cock throbbing just from the sight.
Okay, I will.
>He says as he cautiously puts hands on Graf's hips moving her closer before brushing her pussy with one finger over her pantyhose.
>Anon uses his other hand to move her panty hose down to her thighs before moving in for a kiss on Graf's lips trying to pull her in onto his lap getting ready to lead her onto his cock.
Buying ERP.
Cute anime girls only
>>8823869
I'll take that as 9
>>8823875
>gives you the succ
>qt anime grill
>>8823875
Stop harassing your autistic friends.
>people won't erp with me even for a game
holy shit am I really blackballed?
>>8823916
Only goes to 65.
>>8823922
Can I have number 7?
>>8823692
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>8823944
>that first one
Cringe.
>>8823944
That first one is bringing back them F-List memories.
Shark girls?
>>8823944
tfw I actually love Vishka, her art that is.
>>8823961
10/10 would let them eat me.
>>8823922
Do you have the card of best girl?
>>8823966
10/10 Gotta feed hungry sharks~
>>8823968
Lotta best girls here, anon.
Gotta be specific
>>8823971
It's a 2hu
>>8823922
Do 65
>>8823979
That's because Owain will swoon anything remotely "female", even if it has a tree trunk between their legs.
>>8823978
First card I picked out that had a Touhou character
>>8824003
Go to bed Owain, your meme status is dead at this point.
>>8824008
>Male only list
Someone's self-inserting, hard.
>>8824005
Wrong card
Let's specify more
It was best 2hu
she has wings
>>8824018
Ayaya?
>>8824018
Even if you added: "She has a hat" that would only narrow it down to like 80 touhous.
>>8824021
no it was this one >
>>8824018
>>8824021
no wait maybe this 2hu
>>8824032
Truly the bestest 2hu in existence.
>>8824021
Damn straight.
But which Aya?
>>8824039
>>8824042
There's only two that I can remember, birb and the stockings one. I'm going with Birb
>>8824048
/ftt/ Aya and OG Aya aren't in that discord, only birb/blackmail Aya
Boo!
>>8824065
Ahh!
>>8824052
I think the blackmail Aya was the one I was talking about when I said stockings Aya. Aren't they the one who plays that Kuro vampire too?
>>8824048
Now imagine stockings Aya would be here now
How would she feel?
>>8824052
>Blackmail Aya
Whut?
>>8824067
Haha! Got you!~
>>8824085
Stop scaring people. you're too cute for that.
>>8824078
>>8824068
There is an Aya who did stocking stuff and disliked Anons -OG Aya
There is an Aya who is friends with the old Reimu and enjoyed blackmail stuff -Birb Aya
And there is /ftt/ Aya who loves anon stuff, plays Kuro and does stocking stuff -/ftt/ aya
Only Birb is in the main discord, /ftt/ goes by SNK and OG Aya is only in PetAnons discord
>>8824092
I'm not cute, I'm spooky! Roar!
>>8824102
no, you're adorable.
>Anon pats her head softly
>>8824098
So OG and /ftt/ Aya are different. Thanks for clearing the up for me anon.
>>8824102
Is that you Nue?
>>8824098
OG Aya deleted her account
>>8824106
...
>she decides the best way to surprise the Anon is to do something uncute
>she bites the petting hand, and by bite I mean a big fat kiss on the palm of it
>>8824117
(Nope, this is Clawdia/Gert)
>>8824124
No idea who you are.
Never heard of you.
>>8824122
No they didn't, they are still around
>>8824138
I tell you, she is gone.
She hasn't been here in what? A year ?
>>8824133
(Nice to meet you then!)
>>8824145
Gone from here, but like I said they are in petanons server
>>8824124
See cute.
>Anon says as he lets her kiss his palm before caressing her cheek teasing her. His palm softly running against her cheek.
Anything else to scare me?
>>8824151
Then get her here if you're so great.
>>8824005
>Franken Fran
That's a scary thought.
>>8824157
I didn't say I'm great, I said she's in other servers. Obviously you just pissed him off and he blocked you
>>8824148
Don't play Kogasa.
>>8824167
Shut the fuck up. Gert has earned their place in the threads.
>>8824153
>she pouts at the man, looking down at something
Every human has a weakness! Their spooky sticks!
>she kneels down quickly and grabs on the man's pants, failing to pull it down, awkwardly looking at the man with humiliated eyes
...can I get a little help here? Please?
>>8824167
(Eh? Wel you are a bit too late on that sir)
>>8824185
How has he earned his place if I don't know him
>>8824098
Who's the best?
>>8824201
Depends on your taste, I havent seen OG RP in a long time but I know Birb and /ftt/ can both do marvelous things, though not the same things
>>8824199
Because you're a Discord circlejerking dumbass who never spends more than 2 minutes reading threads before going back to sharing pictures of underaged boys in DMs.
Gert has been with us for months.
>>8824196
You mean my penis?
>Anon asks as he looks down at her and her adorable excuse to try scaring me
Fine, but try not to go to crazy.
>He says as he pulls out his thick cock and looks away a bit embarrassed doing this to the cute girl. His thick cock in front of her face as she looks and stares at it.
>>8824201
I prefer OG, especially since he could play Aya with various personalities, sub, dom, virgin, sex maniac etc. etc.
>>8824215
I think it's been almost a year since they came in as Gert actually, only a few months since they've been mind broken to cock though
>>8824215
>Because you're a Discord circlejerking dumbass who never spends more than 2 minutes reading threads before going back to sharing pictures of underaged boys in DMs.
>>8824245
Welcome back Anxious
>>8824253
I'm not him. I just found the fact that you suddenly threw generalizations all out the ass just to seem more right is hilarious.
>>8824268
Sure you aren't senpai, you just happen to write and act exactly like him with the same gif's with the same file names. I heard he was asking around about the Aya's to so that makes sense
>>8824238
>she looks at it with amazement, looking at it to the side and then the front, as she pokes it with her tiny finger to see how tough it is
I-it's big!
>>8824280
If dredging up boogeymen long-gone helps ya sleep at night, anon, then more power to you.
For the record, I wasn't the one asking about the Ayas either.
>>8824280
>when you're somebody else and you're afraid they find out but they all suspect you to be somebody else
Life is good
>>8824285
>Anon feels her finger touch his shaft, he looks down at her studying it.
T-thank you.....What are you going to do?
>Anon asks as he watches her poke his dick.
>>8824285
Do you like futa?
>>8824280
>bringing up dead memes
Consider suicide, anon.
>>8824325
Can I rape the Sekibanki?
>>8824312
>she puts her finger on her chin, wondering what to do
Hmmm... let me do something first.
>she leans near the cock, giving the head a lick, before sighing with delight
I know what I want to do! I'm going to make it like my lollipop!
>>8824318
(Yeah)
We need to clarify this for now.
Who is the best Aya?
>>8824361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGy6FuGdeYk
>>8824357
Lollipop? But....
>Anon says surprised at her tongue pressing against it, letting out a small sigh
But you're supposed to suck it too. not just lick.
>>8824357
Neat.
Do you have a discord?
>>8824361
We need a Hatate to balance it out
>>8824361
Hatate > Aya
>>8824361
I vote Gazer. If only they came here more often.
>>8824394
Gazer does Aya to?
>>8824404
No, I just fucked up. I didn't actually mean Gazer.
I already deleted the post and I will just go to my corner of shame.
>>8824367
>she looks at the man with a grumpy pout
Fiiiiine...
>she licks it some more, wetting it, as she is done with the licking, she immediately puts the head of the cock in her mouth, giving it licking swirl, savoring the taste
Mmmm~
>>8824370
(Yeah, Gertie Pie#1860)
>>8824361
SNK.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12772909
>>8824412
I mean, the implication is that Gazer is Birb which would make a bit of sense. Thanks for leak homie
>>8824417
>Anon starts breathing heavily as her tongues swirls around his cock, he enjoys her lips around his cock.
Try putting it in deeper, if you do you get a special type of snack too.
(Hey I'm about to head out for my morning class I'll be back at 8:40 if you have a discord or something can we continue then?)
>>8824426
You're welcome?
>>8824425
Rigged poll.
>>8824437
>she was interested in this special type of snack, as she slowly took in the dick more and more, before deepthroating it
(Sure! Gertie Pie#1860)
>>8824453
Yeah, it's only one vote for OG Aya.
hi
Hoi.
h-hi
hi
hi.
>>8824518
Did you go the beach recently? You got a little color
Fuck, HG raid
>tfw you doze off at your desk for the second night in a row, covered in drool for the second night in a row
Somebody help.
fucking HG can't stay in their own thread.
>>8824547
Not like anything else is happening right now
>>8824541
Yeah! Do you like it?
Lurkers come out and play!
>>8824581
Keep them please
>>8824553
You should go to bed sooner, Anon.
No fighting pls
>>8824579
And with who?
There is nobody here.
>>8824553
Is that you, lolicon?
>>8824592
Hi Hi
>>8824579
So Anxious can thirst post them?
>>8824585
I'd like to, sometimes, but I stay awake to keep a few friends company and play games with them.
>>8824598
H-how are you today?
>>8824588
>a spooky butt is awaiting for someone to play on it
>>8824568
Its kinda weird, I think the black and white thingy gave you a little charm
>>8824581
Hi
>>8824607
Remember Anon, health and safety should come first, do tell your friends that you are tired and sleep, they will understand.
>>8824608
Bretty gud, considering sleeping again, though. What about you, mystery person?
>>8824609
>pets
>>8824615
S-so no charm? I'll go back to colorless then...
>>8824622
Goodo
>>8824617
I mean, I do, but sometimes I think I've got more energy in me than I actually do. Thanks for the advice, nonetheless.
>>8824618
I-I wanted to let you know that you're always welcome here.
>>8824628
Just remember to take it easy.
>>8824627
You look pretty nice in monochrome too!
>>8824622
Eh?!
>she gasped a bit from the lady petting her butt
>>8824639
I look good in anything
>>8824648
COCONA
>>8824648
Post Cockona
>>8824657
Y-yeah, of course you do!
>>8824644
>massages massagingly
>>8824630
Thanks, I might've needed that.
I'll come back in an hour or two.
>>8824681
It's another slow morning, take your time
>>8824676
>she tries not to squirm from surprise, as she enjoying the soothing rubbing of the girl
>>8824676
Do you come here often? I dont think this place is good for you
>>8824721
N-no... just saying hi! I'm kinda bored.
>>8824708
T-there you go, you looked like you needed that.
>>8821965
Hi to everyone.
Holy fuck this thread is dead as fuck
>>8824901
Play a loli
>>8824901
Everyone is at their classes or work, fucking their lecturers or supervisors
>>8824901
(Posting the card.)
>>8824901
It needs a hand.
>>8824908
I'm working.
>>8824918
Not yours.
>>8824918
It took me a bit to even recognize this as Yoko
I'm too used to the sniper bikini
>>8824923
Alright then. I can return from where I came from.
>>8824933
Good.
Don't come back.
>>8824944
Jesus Christ, Boco.
uwu
owo
0//3//0 !
>>8824916
>Froppy
My dick!
>>8824908
Holy shit, I'd give my right hand to fuck those massive mountains.
>>8824991
Pretty sure that's not how you speak to someone when you first meet. My name is Tsuyu Asui.
>>8824954
I don't really think he's Boco.
Boco can be anything you want. But he has never told me to leave. Not even when I was trying to seduce him and typefuck with him in the archives.
So did that anon discord ever take off, or is it dead in the water like the others?
>>8824933
Does that mean you'll be on /v/ more often?
>>8825094
no Discord will ever overtake Virra's
>>8825094
It's moderately populated. It's still going, which is an achievement in itself. Pretty much has the same people talking day in and day out though
>>8824954
What? What did I do now?
>>8825138
Exist.
>>8825077
Who is he then?
>>8825157
Ah. Same as usual then.
>>8825159
An annoying tripfag who likes to guilt trip people into talking to him. Morrigan is legitimately the only person who wants him around because Morrigan is too nice to tell him off.
>>8825170
Yeah, I need a name here.
>>8825170
>An annoying tripfag who likes to guilt trip people into talking to him.
>>8825136
>Pretty much has the same people talking day in and day out though
The people there are alright, but I eventually got bored of that
>>8825077
>Gives Yoko a surprise kiss
>>8825159
I have absolutely no idea. Nor I care.
But I'm not going to leave because of him. I'm just a bit busy working on something else right now instead.
I'm talking about the shitposter of course.
>>8825127
My /v/ or /r9k/ days where the comfiest days. No drama, no one cared about anything. Just anons shitposting about ''>doing ERP >what a degenerate >fucking faggots''
And nothing else. Most of the time every anon was masturbating to my posts and that was the point of it. Also, I've seen a lot more dicks in my time in /v/ or anons masturbating in front of the camera.
I never left /v/ though, I'm less active, that's all.
>>8825205
>Gasps at the sudden attack from anon!
>>8825228
>Just anons shitposting about ''>doing ERP >what a degenerate >fucking faggots''
Just like back on /b/. That was good times indeed.
>>8825067
My name is anon
>>8825183
You can ask Blake/Ichigo. They were victim to it.
>>8825228
Hi Morrigan.
Feeling better?
>>8825260
But they aren't here now are they? And they haven't been for a while. If you can't provide proof, how am I supposed to know if its true?
>>8825276
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8201424/#8204939
>>8825260
Uh, what did I do to Blake now?
>>8825301
Goddamn, it was worse than I thought. I just remembered the cringe shit they kept doing to them
>>8825316
You know what makes it even worse?
Look here.
>>8825312
He genuinely believes he did nothing wrong. He goes through his life wondering why people hate him, why most people shitpost him, why most people warn everyone else about him. There's being autistic and lacking in self awareness and then there's being a legitimate sociopath.
>>8825322
Well, that's a downer.
Ah well. I wish him the best anyway.
>>8825249
Yes, they were. I don't like browsing /b/ because It's not my thing. The few times I did, I had a terrible experience. People don't have common sense or even heart.
>>8825271
I'm doing a lot better, thank you. I'm working on some folders right now while I'm studying.
How about you?
>>8825253
>Tsuyu nods her head at the anon's words and gives him a friendly wave with her glove. Walking over to a nearby bench she takes a seat, crossing one leg over the other as she looks him over. Her wet suit clings heavily to her curves, leaving little to the imagination as it conforms to her skin.
"Well it is nice to meet you, anon. Any particular reason you're here?"
>>8825340
Stop talking and stop doing the same thing to Morrigan. Poor thing is too sweet to realize what a terrible person you are.
>>8825346
>Anon sweats a bit, wondering how to approach this, maybe she's a girl that appreciates honesty?
I-I.....I would like a blowjob from you Ms. Tsuyu.
>>8825374
You're doing it again. You act in that rp'ish way to act so innocent. Right now you're just trying to gain Morrigan's sympathy by making such an interruption.
>>8825330
>a legitimate sociopath
Post the Amy autism
>>8825421
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8143133/#8145715
This is the person trying to pass himself of as a poor bully victim to Morrigan
>>8825399
Well, if I am that's not the intention.
We're all pretending to be fictional characters fucking each other. I really don't think it needs to be taken so seriously.
>>8825374
All you need to do is relax a little Boco. Just clear your mind.
Also, I hope you have an air conditioner
This thread need more typefucking and less Boco shaming.
>>8825394
>Tsuyu's mind seems to shutdown for a moment as she processes his words, her cheeks tinging crimson as she places her hands over her face. The word "blowjob" continues to run through her mind repeatedly as she shifts nervously in her seat. Removing her hands she takes a quick look of the surroundings, noticing that no one else seems to be around. Looking back at the man she allows her tongue to slip past her lips, making a small come hither motion towards him.
W-Well since you asked nicely and it is the job of a hero to relieve suffering...I could do that. Just uh, take those off and we can get started.
>>8825456
>We're all pretending to be fictional characters
If the person behind the fictional birb is awful it seeps through, though
Anyone remember Bolins age? It was between 13-16 if I remember right.
>>8825458
Thanks Morr.
So tell me, if Yoko were to attempt to seduce someone, how do you think she'd do it?
>>8825458
Its just Mecha trying to trigger Boco
>>8825599
Or Fronk
>>8825494
>Anon blushed a bit himself as he approached the girl slowly. Quickly undoing his belt and zipper, he let his cock hang semi-erect before the hero.
S-so do I just stand here and hold it or..
>>8825599
Or [Insert Ava's Name here]
>>8825536
14 from what I have heard others say about him. Good luck getting him to admit it here. He does his best to avoid being banned for bein underage.
>>8825628
Mecha admits to people that he falseflags and anon shitposts all the time. Its safer to assume. Its him then anyone else and his orbitors will play it off
>>8825538
If she tried to seduce someone? Well, she's well aware of the outfit she's using and loves the attention from the males. So what she'll do is exploit her bosom. Brushing them on his shoulder while talking very softly with lots of innuendos.
>>8825599
I know Mecha, It isn't him.
And whoever is doing this, he's not wrong. Boco might not be the best person around but for some reason I can't stop replying to him.
I think he needs to relax a little, that's all. Maybe drink tea.
But wait, does it matter who's doing it? Of course it doesn't. Namedrop is irrelevant to the thread.
Morrigan is a fag
a spineless sissy
as expected of people from his nationality
>>8825659
You sont know Mecha that well, he literally shitposts and falseflags more then lore ever did. Even I got tired of it so I stopped talking to him
>>8825653
>that time mecha got made fun of during a cyoa
>the shameless samefagging he did to save his name
he doesn't have a fanbase, he's a one-man fanbase
except he also has fronk and jinx
>>8825669
What?
>>8825669
That's a nice haiku, Anon.
>>8825659
Sounds hot. What kind of things would she say?
And don't feel obligated to talk to me or anything. If you wanna stop go ahead. Plenty of other ways for me to get horny.
>>8825683
Hes admitted in private a few times that hes inlove with jinx, maybe hes emulating lore to win her over. Oh and Kinx helps him along the way because its helping him over the break up apparently
>>8825712
What break up?
>Anon baits the trap.
>>8825716
Triggered
>>8825626
>Tsuyu swallows heavily before leaning forward, placing her gloved hands on the man's thigh as she began to service his member. Her dark pools flicked towards his eyes as she pressed kiss after kiss along the shaft, ending with a particularly sloppy one right on the tip. She licks her lips as she savors the salty flavor before diving back down, placing his cock into the wet confines of her mouth. Afterwards her tongue begins to encircle his member just under the tip, pink bands of the slick appendage trapping his cock in the moist heat of her tongue. Once his member was completely trapped she began to pump it back and forth, using the spit slick appendage as a makeshift onahole for him to use. The tip of her tongue slips between the man's thighs and rolls his nuts around across the flat of her muscle, weighing just how much seed is inside while she stares into his eyes.
>when you're just an anon and call someone a faggot and the entire thread derails into private matters
You fucks are so easy do distract.
>>8825749
ERP care more about shitposting than typefucking.
>>8825730
When Coffee dumped him for being a pathetic piece of shit like last month or the month before. Well dumped is kind of formal, she just stopped talking to him and as always, he got bored and chased the next girl who put up with him
>>8825679
I've been talking with him on and off even before I came into the thread. I think I do know him.
>>8825709
What would she say? Umm... Maybe something along the lines of ''Hey, wanna go and hunt with me sometime? I know how to handle a weapon'' while she presses her breasts on his shoulder.
>>8825712
This post is full of lies. Don't you have any shame?
>>8825749
>when you're just an anon
MILKY!?!?
>>8825768
>This post is full of lies
Proof?
>>8825768
You dont talk to him about that kind of shit apparently, hes always been open to me about that stuff but it gets tiring. Apparently you are just getting strung along
>>8825768
Ah, weapon innuendo. I like that. Of course, most guys might not even hear her talking since they're so distracted by her "talent".
>>8825785
Proof?
I don't know what's happening, but someone please post more loli.
>>8825794
Steam doesnt save chat logs
>>8825802
So no proof?
I'm glad I don't get involved into this drama.
>>8825802
It does on phone actually
>>8825712
>yfw Mecha is the one shitposting Jinx's "defense force"
>>8825774
I don't need to prove what I'm saying because you're saying nothing but lies.
And no one needs to prove anything to the thread or the anons themselves.
>>8825785
In fact I talk with him about this. And he doesn't do the thing you're saying or accusing him.
Jeez, I don't know why I'm replying to these posts. It's nothing but lies and bait. My fault.
>>8825789
I can imagine the guy looking at her cleavage unable to move his gaze away and Yoko saying ''Hey, hello? Can you hear me?'' while she keeps teasing him.
>>8825806
Ah, hello Milady.
>>8825797
>>8825797
Redpill me on these guys
>>8825806
It's nice to skirt by it all, isn't it
>>8825826
Fuck if I know
>>8825819
>I don't have to prove what I'm saying because you're lying
?
>>8825821
You're not tricking me today.
>>8825819
Well, if Yoko ever needs someone to practice her seducing skills on, lemme know.
>kisses Yoko's cheek
>>8825826
The first one is Paul who essential destroyed ERP last year with his obsession over DMG. He also managed to get nearly everyone addicted to drama. The rest are pretty much irrelevant.
>>8825839
Didnt mecha used to say that when caught in a lie?
>>8825826
Parsee has done nothing wrong.
>>8825865
Oui.
>>8825818
I havent heard him admit to that one, but jinx was saying in one discord that the defense force is probably someome trying to shitpost her so maybe mecha admitted it to her, she wasnt thrilled and is trying to wash her hands of it
>>8825744
>Small moans of pleasure left Anon's mouth as the frog girl went to work on his dick. It was not only that the warmth of her mouth was pushing him close to his climax alone, but her long tongue that jerked him off inside her mouth almost made him cum right then and there.He bit his lip and focused on breathing as the sounds that she was making only got more lewd with each passing second. When the tip of her tongue began massaging his balls however, he kew he couldn't last much longer as he began thrusting in and out of her mouth forcfully, his own eyes looking down to meet hers'
>>8825849
Gotcha, Boco. Have a good day.
Though I think you'd melt rather instantly.
>>8825839
If you think that someone here has to explain things to the thread, you're wrong.
>>8825875
Yes, Parser has done nothing remotely lewd with my dick.
Good Morning Lasy Tuesday /erp/.
How are you today?
>>8825820
Hello ~
>>8825828
S-Sorry what?
>captcha loli port
>>8825875
Should I remove her from the memeimage?
>>8825891
>lasy
you're the only 'lazy' one here
>>8825908
Yes and replace them with Lupin
>>8825847
>You're not tricking me
>Was a post away from ramming the the hacka doll yesterday
>>8825908
No, that Anon is lying
>>8825916
Lupin quit.
>>8825916
Ok. Any other suggestions?
>>8825916
Is Lupin the one who got cucked out of his Discords?
>>8825908
Replace her with Lupin.
>>8825935
yes
>>8825908
No.
Parsee did literally everything wrong you can imagine.
>>8825924
Even the daki-shitanon has better taste.
>>8825933
hi lupin
>>8825924
>>8825946
Why must you be so rude in the morning?
>>8825953
The guy hasn't posted here in months. Is it not safe to say he's gone?
Morn'
>>8825826
Middle on top is Parsee. A fun person if you actually know them.
Far right on top is Bolin. An underage shitposter who has admitted he is underage off the forums many times. Don't remember his age atm.
Bottom middle is Adachi. One of the avas I respect alot.
Rest? No fucking clue.
>>8825886
Morrigan you're being retarded
>Makes a claim
>"It's false!!!"
>Ok why?
>"I don't have to prove myself!!!"
>>8825975
Go away adachi
>Everyone talks about how shit mecha is
>Suddenly lupin posting amd falseflagging
Same tricks as always?
>>8825968
He posted just a few weeks ago.
>>8825982
>provides no proof for claim
Why does no one on 4chan understand how this works
>>8825974
cute
u
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>>8825955
There are only a few more morning minutes to be rude in this morning! If you're an est fag like me anyway.
>>8825974
Hi Jinx.
>>8825884
>Tsuyu's saliva is soon slathered across his crown, her lips locking tight around his shaft as he begins to facefuck her in earnest. She didn't mind the roughness as the only thing on her mind was the perfect manhood sliding over her tongue and down the curvature of her windpipe. Both of Tsuyu's hands disappear between her curvy thighs as she begins to heavy handedly masturbate, tracing the lips of her suit clad slit before pressing her digits inside of her sex. Riding her hand she began to pump her head back and forth in time with his thrusts, sheathing every inch of his juicy member into her cum hungry maw. Her tongue rhythmically squeezes around his girth with each thrust, attempting to milk out his pre cum and drain him of his creamy seed. As he pistons in and out of her mouth her tongue extends further, fully encasing his warm nuts in the furnace heat of her soaking wet appendage. The muscle undulates along his salty flesh all the while, attempting to drain him dry as she stares into his eyes.
"Glk~...Hnng..."
>Tsuyu moans and gags around his girth, not daring to fully pull away from the member she's worshiping. Her gaze flicks upwards and stays permanently glued to his as she silently begs for him to cum. To spill all of his salty seed right down her throat. To pump away until all of his worries disappear with each drop of spunk he forces her to swallow.
>>8825990
sup lupin
>>8825974
How did Mechas confession go?
>>8825968
What makes you think that? Just because the avatar is gone, doesn't the one behind it is.
>>8826000
I've got about an hour left, but that's still no reason to bully innocent people!
>>8826010
I'd like to imagine they are, because thinking that they're still here, thirsting after avas, and searching for a new master, is rather terrifying.
>>8826026
Lazy day. How about you?
I want to suck Owains dick
>>8826026
Loan me the steppystool pls
>>8826026
Mecha has a crush on you
How fucking detached from society do you have to be to fall in love with a fucking girl on a Erotic Roleplac Chat on the trash board?
>>8825946
Also, a special fuck you to you, that AI is fucking adorable.
>>8826049
(That's lewd anon!)
>>8826057
He used the word inlove
How fucking detached from society do you have to be to play an autistic RNG simulator on a Erotic Roleplac Chat on the trash board?
>>8826066
Not much.
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where the Joker is. Just one bad day.
>Lupin is on stage, jumps around
>audience starts cheering
>"You know what crowd!?!"
>audience yells "WHAT LUPIN!?"
>"i always wanted to be a rapper"
>Crowd laughs!!
>"so in honor of Quanzza day, let me kick a little rhyme for you"
>Base line starts playing, crowd cheers, a door in the back slams open and out comes a street dancing crew of urban youth start backflong onto the stage
>Lupin grabs the mic and starts rapping
>I like big black cocks and I can not lie
>You other white guys can't deny
>That when a black guy walks in with a 6 pack waist
>And a big dick in your face
>You get sprung, wanna pull out your bum
>'Cause you notice that cock is thick
>Deep in the jeans he's wearing
>I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
>Oh Koizumi, let him get with you
>And let him dump his BBC residue
>His homeboys tried to warn me
>But that big black cock he's got makes me so horny
>The Kuzuryuu girl asked how's laifu?
>Told her I don't care, just fuck my waifu!
>Use her, use your cock that's snuggled
>'Cause i ain't that average cuckold
>I've seen them dancin'
>To hell with romancin'
>My wife's sweat, wet,
>Black cock have her like a pet
>I'm tired of magazines
>Sayin' little white dicks are the thing
>So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
>Has your girlfriend got the Big Black cock? (Hell yeah!)
>Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
>Shake that throbbing cock
>Lupin's got Cuckd
>>8826088
How does someone manage to be THIS hated by so many people?
>>8826107
Good luck with that. I hope you manage to do all of it.
>>8826123
He's a ginger after all.
>>8826123
It takes surprisingly little here actually.
>>8826123
Bolin is Autistic and wrote that a while ago, treat made the new images for laughs. Mecha has shitposted lupin since they started and nowbhis fanclub use it as a defense mechanism
>>8826123
After that screenshot about him being a spy for virra came out, things just went down hill for the guy. It's kind of sad, really.
>>8826136
This. Just saying the wrong word(s) can be damaging.
>>8826141
>being a spy for virra
Go on
>>8826147
I'd rather not. It's old news, and it's best left alone if you don't already know.
>>8826139
That's really dumb, considering Mecha was just as bad as Lupin at the start.
>>8826147
You just want to read the same story from like a year ago? In the end he turned on Virra so now the discord circlejerk shitpost him to
>>8826067
Adorable...
>>8826164
He's still just as bad.
I would even say, he got worse since he dosn't even try anymore.
>>8826164
Mecha was the bane poster that went after Lupin everytime he played Jacko which is what drove him to the discord
got anything that will piss off Bolin? I can't stand his cancerous shitposting.
>>8826003
>Whether it was the throatfucking, the feeling of her tongue squeezing his cock, the sound of here pleasuring herself or just the needy look on her face the entire time, Anon would never know which one pushed him over the edge. He shoved his member in as far as is would go into her mouth as he came. Her choked and muffled reactions only served to excite him more as he coated her mouth and throat with his seed. Whenever he felt as though he was empty, her tongue would give him a quick tug and squeeze and somehow milk him of every last drop. His legs shook as he held onto her head for support in keeping him steady, his cock still sheathed in her maw.
>>8826177
Do not bully the AI!
>>8826201
Screenshot his posts in discord and try and get his account banned or drop anonymous tips to the Irish police about him trying to have cyber sex. That should work
>>8826201
Scotland rules!
>>8826188
There's 0 chance that's possible.
Sorry guys, but I'm hijacking this thread.
Every Maria and every Harusame is fucking dead.
Breivik wants to go back.
>>8826088
Glad to see that my pasta is still in use.
>>8826235
>>8826228
You can arrested as a minor for doing that shit. Its technically cybersex in the eyes of theblaw
>>8826250
Now I have cancer...
>>8826235
Kys, irish faggot!
>>8826261
>>8826208
Sorry, but I can't hear you over my threesome.
Me didn't start the fire. Gant did, however.
Hunter caught Lanza's AIDS.
>>8826139
>wrote that
It's a Louis C.K. pasta I stole from /pol/ and altered for shitpost purposes.
>>8826267
no.
>>8826279
I hope the pony wins
>>8826268
What the fuck? Now I don't have cancer.
>>8826279
Scotland>Ireland
>>8826279
Change.org petition to ban Bolin from Brantsteele let's go
>>8826297
>>8826235
>I think with that I've been dethroned as top jobber now.
>fug
>>8826302
I want to fuck Mokou
>>8826275
I see, so it was my nemesis all along. Also
>split daki
>Having the shittiest character in the show, share a pillow with the best girl
Yuigahara can go die, the blonde one does literally everything better than her. Yukinon is the best, though, I love her.
>>8826302
Or we could ask around for the discord screenshot of him admitting his age, and sending it to Irish authorities. He IS a minor engaging in sexual plays with adults online.
HG RP >>>>> ERP "arrpeee"
>>8826279
>Bolins hijacking caused the drama to stop
wtf I like bolin now
>>8826202
>Tsuyu's eyes roll in her sockets as the first delicious blast of cock seed spills down her throat and into her eager to receive stomach. Tsuyu gags and chokes on his load, swallowing back as much of his seed as she can while a few strands bubble up across her tongue. She continues to squeeze and tug at his sack through his orgasm, determined to milk every single drop she can out of his emptying sack. When his ejaculation slows to a trickle she begins to clean him off, dragging her coiled bundle of tongue back inside of her mouth before slamming it back down, overstimulating him while cleaning all of his inches of his spilled spunk. Once the only thing dripping from his prick was saliva she spools her tongue back inside of her mouth, shivering from the hefty taste still clinging to her muscle. Tsuyu brings her hands up to her mouth and cleans her fingers off of her juices, the thigh area of her wet suit drenched in her lusty secretions. Standing unsteadily to her feet she leans forward and presses a kiss to the anon's cheek, starting to walk a bit shakily in the general direction of the town.
"G-Glad to be of service. Make sure you don't tell anyone about this."
(I think that's it? Hope you enjoyed.)
Kemono will be the last furfag standing.
>>8826301
This divide is what der ewige Anglo wants. Unite!
>>8826289
nop.
Lanza or Breivik win, please.
>>8826302
nop
>>8826308
Nice job dumpass.
>>8826324
thank
>>8826326
I hope I don't win.
>>8826326
>>8826088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4
Sanya got BLACKED
>>8826328
I think the cute autist likes you fampai.
>>8826330
qt
>>8826326
Unite. Both of those people traditionally wear skirts.
>>8826335
>>8826325
"Y-yeah"
(Yeah it was great, thanks)
Well I'm bored, give me something to photoshop
>>8826345
I don't get it.
I've been here for a long time now.
Long before I started posting with avatars.
And never ever I've learned what this HG shit is really about.
I have never seen a thread, never seen the website, never been told how to participate.
I just don't get it. For me, it's like a shadow organisation running shit from the background.
>Frozen lake took out /ourguy/
K-KISAMA!!
>>8826341
We also have extremely similar languages.
>>8826345
On the pull, eh?
>>8826353
>For me, it's like a shadow organisation running shit from the background.
You know too much.
>>8826322
>Cute Autist against Lanza
It's the battle of the spergs.
>>8826353
It's actually a front for drama, shitposting, infighting and oldfag backstabbery.
>>8826353
>>8826360
How should we terminate her?
>>8826364
I love it.
>>8826370
Immolation.
>>8826364
It can't be worse than erp desu
>>8826328
I hope you win this. Just... uh, because.
>>8826373
3 axe-chops to the back?
>>8826364
I just want to play along and make friends, that's all.
>>8826349
>>8826377
It's about the same, actually.
>>8826348
nice rp
>>8826349
hi guys
>>8826348
(No problem! You have a wonderful day.)
>>8826392
>The same
The worst of HG don't get close to the worst of ERP.
>>8826403
Is this erp adachi
>>8826413
Of course it is
>scroll up in the HG discord to see where I said >>8826362
>go back to brantsteele
>it's back to reaping with default characters
FUCK
>>8826427
Bolin you actual fucking twat
>>8826427
You're a complete faillure Bolin.
>>8826362
That explains so much. And here I thought it was a combination of his worthless moms shitty cooking, and being Brittain's bitch.
>>8826427
Soooo.... can we go back now?
>>8826378
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>8826427
>>8826413
no guys
it's me
lupin
>>8826447
Lenny host a real game
>>8826436
>>8826433
>>8826447
I didn't know such a thing was possible! F-fuck you...
>>8826446
Yes.
>>8826446
Can I fuck Momo?
>>8826427
>bolin pls
>oh well back to being sucky
>>8826449
KYS LUPIN
>>8826387
Don't worry about it Milady. We have a rivalry with HG and they sometimes bomb our threads. It always passes.
>>8826459
>>8826467
I'd love to but dinner's almost ready. I will when I come back.
>>8826473
>rivalry
Getting shit on at seemingly random times, is not a rivalry. Most people want nothing to do with them, but the people who cross over from those threads are trying really hard to push us together, for some strange fucking reason.
>>8826473
They seem to have more fun than the ERP thread though.
>>8826447
And you're lucky the guy's machine borked. Still though, got pretty far... so, that's accomplishment.
>>8826449
>Girl MC a cute.
>>8826460
Sweet, but I gotta answer someone real quick in this place.
>>8826463
Who the heck is that?
>Isn't ERP Momo here or something?
>>8826485
HG is like a mini pol in a way, that shit crops up everywhere across the whole site and no one wants it
>>8826490
HG is thicker skinned than us so they're allowed to have fun.
Well, shit.
Sorry for the disturbance, ERP. I'm gonna jerk off to My Dear Maid, play RDR and read Hunger, in that order.
>>8826485
Put all the shit in a single thread.
>>8826506
Why don't you start with combining with tlhg then? You guys are on about the same levels of autism.
>>8826473
In our defense, an anon said if dubs Bolin must continue hosting here. Bolin could have easily ignored the shitpost, but decided to bring the game here.
We try to not start shit with you guys for the most part, as you try not to with us. But once again, Bolin happened...
>>8826502
You did this on purpose boolin
>>8826515
I love you Ramsay
>>8826502
You do you, weirdo.
>>8826498
I still don't know how to join ...
>>8826201
Call him a cucc
>>8826490
If posting character and then waiting for RNG to decide stuff isn't "fun", I guess.
>>8826201
Post his ERP.
>>8826201
Bolin has thicc skin,you can't get rid of the cunt
>>8826535
>If posting character and then waiting for RNG to decide stuff isn't "fun", I guess.
Only lurkers do that. The rest of us interact between the other avas there and help use the games as another medium or excuse to do that.
>>8826548
you forgot
>get shitposted on for having good rp
>>8826201
Lots of things piss me off. I'm an angry lil boyo.
>>8826515
Not true.
>>8826521
That I will.
>>8826533
rood
>>8826543
This does actually piss me off, bigly. My breathing rate went from 14 b/pm to 22 when my ERP got criticised recently.
>>8826526
You should lurk the threads first for a little while so you don't muck up your first time around.
>>8826548
It's like erp, minus the type-fucking. You still get the control freaks like here though.
>muh rp!
>muh standards!
>stop having fun in ways I don't like!
Plus, you get to laugh now n again at the rng game.
>>8826572
your erp succs big benis :DDD
>>8826561
Well, sure. You can do the deed with her. Still, why did you ask me of all people?
>>8826601
I wonder...
>>8826572
>rood
How's Junko?
>>8826606
>Junko
Which one?
>>8826606
You mean the KIDDEH DIDDLAH?
>>8826600
F-fuck...
>>8826606
Couldn't tell you, it's been a few days or maybe a week or so since we last spoke.
>>8826617
The best one.
>>8826604
Wonder what?
>>8826572
>not being able to keep yourself under control
You are like a little baby.
>>8826624
>Couldn't tell you, it's been a few days or maybe a week or so since we last spoke.
Exactly
Now run off to HG
>>8826576
Lurk?
Pff, screw that.
I'll go full force next round.
>>8826653
Just remember, if you're having fun nothing else matters.
>>8826637
It's difficult to stay under control when you're not entirely sure what you're feeling at any given moment but know it isn't good and you need to vent, tbqhwy kenken.
>>8826644
Wow, rood :^^^(
I'm telling Junko on you!
>>8826600
Got a screencap of it, or his reaction to the bad review?
>>8826680
>Bolin is using best girl
I'm disgusted. Now if someone (god willing) picks her up people might think it's him
>>8826680
I can tell them myself right now to save you the unchecked email
>>8826715
>picking up a literal who
>>8826709
I was told that it was jusr decent which is
r o o d
>>8826715
At least you have good taste in whyfoos
>>8826718
You really know how to make words hurt, don't you?
>>8826746
I thought you were leaving
>>8826680
I don't know how you keep control.
You're an autistic failure to your parents.
You come from Brittains bitch colony.
A potato famine almost did you faggots in.
You're a 13 year old who type-fucks to fit in.
Despite that, you still don't fit in.
Your ERP is worse than Parsee's.
Guinness beer sucks dick.
And you're inferior to a bunch of skirt wearers at everything.
>all these avatars you'll never bang because their owners are stuck in a never ending phase of memes and post irony of underage
>>8826746
Well, that leaves zero doubt on if the age screenccap was you or not. Thanks for clearing that up, irish cuck
>>8826773
Not with that attitude. Even Lord Dominator got slightly redeemed by somebody less autistic picking up the character, for the poor souls who actually want to fuck that repulsive thing.
>>8826773
To be fair, I'm living in a dorm for the moment so most of the time I can't do anything lewder than shitposting. By the time I'm able to I'm tired as fuck.
>kissu
>>8826763
I hosted in here and wanted to stick around for a little bit. Sue me.
>>8826766
I was tested for autism, diagnosed normie.
Britain got fucked by asymmetric warfare.
Britain was partly responsible for the famine.
I don't fit in which is ok since I don't intend to stay long.
Fuck that hurts desu
I wouldn't know because I don't drink :b:eer.
Scots are our rightful brothers.
>>8826786
ok
>>8826864
The fact that you responded to this just tells us a lot about you.
>>8826876
It's not like I've been able to get a lot of lewding done, Anon-kun.
>>8826867
>I don't intend to stay long
Ah, if only you actually meant this
>>8826974
Apparently you don't even understand what I am implying here.
>>8826873
Misc question /erp/
If there was a Galko would you want them to be pure or a slut
>>8826873
Galko ava when?
>>8826984
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
>>8826998
Pure. Galko is for love and impregnation.
>>8826998
Pure, it's more in character.
>>8826998
A slut that bullies anons about their tiny dicks while they fuck her and talks about how much she loves big pulsating black cocks impregnating her.
>haven't finished my card yet
>still have empty spots
>already having ideas about it like a random monster girl each week or alternate version of the card that put characters into specific scenarios that go out of their canon
Am I thinking too far into this?
>>8826991
I might.
>>8826998
>>8826999
>we don't have a Galko anymore
How depressing. I recall slut.
>>8827000
Pssst how about you stop posting for a little and you actually fap, Boli?
>>8827017
No, you're having fun with it
Keep on keeping on you lewd anon
>>8827017
Losers sit around and whine about their grand plans all day.
Winners get up off their asses and fuck the prom queen.
>>8827031
Who is this semen demon?
>>8827007
Impregnation isn't pure
>>8827031
Too bust making mad money in Liar's Dice on RDR.
>>8827048
Thanks, not I want to watch The Rock
>>8827048
Now*
>>8827060
Unironically one of my all-time favorite movies, if that wasn't obvious from the shitposting.
>>8827057
This reveals the Bolins age. Now I don't have to wait for Guts to find the old screencap from hg
>>8827057
Just give me the damn source.