every pony welcome every pnoy motherfucked
>>8822331
the worst
>>8822331
Making a new thread is like playing chickun on who'll do it first.
>>8822368
its a fun adventure to make new breads!
>>8822401
Your bread makes me wish I would have tried making it instead.
So when I was around 14 my grandpa gave me a little remote control blimp for christmas that used tiny fans on the bottom to float around and you could make it go up, down or backwards and forwards. It was really fun, I'd spend hours just floating it around and bumping it into my grandmas butt but the balloon it used was quite big and to make it work it always needed a certain amount of helium and there were no stores around that had helim on hand, just a place about 40 miles away and 40 miles back so my grandpa later went out and brought back a tank of helium. I have it in my room now.
Faggots
>>8822430
I considered asking everyone if we should just take over the /mlpol/ general instead.
>>8822425
Good thing you didn't use hydrogen. What are you gonna do with it? I hope just make funny voices. I want to hear.
>>8822462
i considered calling everyone a faggot
That sounds like a dreadful idea.
>>8822424
next time you can = ) everypony can bake its not just for fags its for fun!
>>8822425
i dont think you should have a big old helium tank in your room.
>>8822430
yay!
>>8822440
yay!
I find it interesting that none of the other trash generals seem to have discovered namesync yet.
>Trusting the botnet
>>8822515
there are some good general threads on here but none of them are as fast paced as us
>>8822515
you know what you must do.
>>8822564
what go to bed?
Do not go to bed. Remain awake and continue posting bun.
>>8822578
that's exactly what I meant.
how you got that with so little information to go on is astounding.
>>8822469
Why? I'm no chemist but the internet says it's lighter than air, I always thought that was the thing you put in cuts to sterilize them.. Meh, vocaroo is lame
>>8822599
elementary, my dear watson!
>>8822592
here is bun
I did not enjoy that movie.
>>8822608
Hydrogen is a gas and is quite flammable, it is what the Hindenburg used because Germany could not get helium at the time (thanks a lot US). If your little blimp was full of hydrogen when you crashed into into your Grandmother the results would have been catastrophic.
Hydrogen peroxide is the liquid people use to sterilize cuts.
lol
says the guy who does it all the time. okay though. So why do you have the tank in there? please tell me it's not because of my info before.
>>8822608
hydrogen is explosive in tis gas form
you\re thinking of hydrogen peroxide, a liquid.
>>8822599
Sometimes I can't help using my amazing talents.
>>8822608
You're thinking of Hydrogen Peroxide for cuts (but from what I heard don't it doesn't actually work very well compared to other options)
he wasn't talking to you two faggots jfc
*she
>>8822631
you're a better detective than I am!
>>8822616
oh man, nice dr.who reference. I almost didn't catch that.
>>8822620
I liked it.
>>8822657
I suppose we are not meant for each other.
>>8822509
They're not even that big.
>>8822660
If you say so.
>>8822648
Just sucks that the episode, season 3 episode 12, attack of the borg, was such a bad one.
>>8822679
Well, I do like Blazing Saddles and Holy Grail.
>>8822626
I kind of want to make a hydrogen blimp now what the fuck
I just have it there as a reminder the EXIT IS THERE I'll blast crawling in my skin and do funny voices
>>8822682
the entire show is garbage imo.
never liked it.
>>8822687
Sounds like a good time.
sing crawling in my skin high af on helium*
lmao
>>8822687
Yeah I mean who doesn't
Right, that will not last long enough and you will need to get a net higher flow valve. There are way better tanks for the purpose. I don't know why I'm telling this though. You are only to use that tank for fun purposes. you feeling okay?
>>8822705
that's what helium is for, don't know if it really gets you high just really light headed. Check to see if you have any argon it makes you voice deeper
>>8822707
It got even worse because all the PC pushing.
>>8822728
Not surprised that you watched it.
>>8822732
Did you take a picture of your picture?
I watched it because of the very loose sci-fi elements, since no one else is really doing any sci-fi other than anime occasionally.
>>8822762
I did not.
You were desperate is what you are saying?
>>8822768
Yea especially when I'm waiting for my authors to write more books.
>>8822719
Why would someone just have argon lying around?
Yeah, I am. Or not really, idunno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPjAtPqqdhM
>>8822789
You might have some laying around if you're a welder.
>>8822789
welding and stuff, and i know you got tools i thought maybe you would have an arc welder.
hm, i think you aren't
>>8822787
And in a way, you make it difficult to be disappointed by whatever follows the detritus that was Dr. Who.
>>8822671
oh well thats not so weird then. I have a big old pirate ship in my room.
>>8822682
Woooo Raps back to posting appajack!
>>8822687
thats the second plan youve had tonight involving that song. is there something crawling in your skin? is everything ok?
>>8822803
Hmm.. Well there's two mig welders and a regular one outside used to replace the teeth and blades on some backhoe and dozers we have but i never heard about using that with it..
>>8822803
pls
>>8822814
sometimes I greatly dislike my mother. and btw linkin park is dope, don't tell me you don't like them, you just keep getting worse, sometimes I look back and think about you "wow blewberry is pretty bad, he can't get worse than this, he's so bad, he just can't possibly get any worse, it's inconceivable", and then you say words, and you actually get worse with each one of them
As bad as Linkin Park got with each successive album.
It starts with one thing.
I don't know why.
It doesn't even matter how hard you try.
Keep that in mind.
I designed this rhyme to explain in due time all I know.
Time is a valuable thing.
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings.
Watch it count down to the end of the day.
>>8822814
For now, yeah
The clock ticks life away, so unreal.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He broke it.
>>8822862
What did she do?
I dont have crawling in my skin, but I admit I have an mp3 of The End. (linkln park, not Doors... well I have the Doors too.
You know, I'm rewatching The Office and it occurs to me that we're kind of like Michael and Toby, eternally at war but still working together.
>>8822878
>>8822877
pls no
We tried. And yet, it didn't matter.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS NIGGER
Well time for bed, I got to wake up before the ups guy gets to my place so I can receive my computer parts.
>>8822955
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8822926
You should have wanted it more.
If a mosquito landed on your desk and nicely asked if he could poke you and have some blood and also presented an STD test that said he was clean and you let him poke you and have some blood and he started hanging around your room kind of just chilling, telling jokes and listening to your stories but then you went out into town and got checked and you came up with zica and herpes, and then came back to your room and he was there chilling watching TV and asks how you're doing, what would you do/say?
Kill it.
>>8822955
good night friend
>>8822989
I would tell him that I have zika and herpes and he should get tested now and notify his other sexual partners.
>>8822994
LOL
I imagine you as blewberry 2.0 revamped with a next generation vocabulary walking into the room furious using obscure rare words to subtly insult him and just beating the crap out of him while he screams he's sorry
>>8823030
I would not be able to do that if it is a normal-sized mosquito.
>>8823038
i was thinking it's about bird sized
>>8823042
What kind of fucked up mosquitos do you have in Texas?
>>8822925
https://youtu.be/xg4QEIDgnc4?t=2m32s
kek
i'm definitely not toby
>>8823080
I kind of like Toby desu. Hes like a tragic character in some ways. I would give him a hug. I would a toby.
Though Dwight was always my favorite. Who do you like?
>>8823048
http://i.imgur.com/NWCGL1N.jpg
playing d3 .. my barbarian now has a gank squad
>>8823119
Pinche ridÃculo.
Me voy a dormir.
>>8823119
The wild, wild west indeed.
holy shit wow that video linked to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo969yTWvH0
>>8823109
I don't watch the show so I don't know but so far I like the guy whos always getting mad at toby for sure
>>8823130
Well, good night.. so am I i guess.. i hope i never wake up
>>8823136
pshh
>>8823161
Thats Michael, he can be super cringey but hes like one of the 3 main stars of the show, Dwight and Jim are the other two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLp8pjqwlsc
as technology advances, one day your toaster, oven and toilet are going to become sentient and start anticipating events, what if you woke up as one of these to find that this is your life now
im going to get to bed. goodnight pony friends!
I thought you were going to bed.
>>8823207
im not allowed to bed post?
>>8823228
i just want someone to talk to, something to listen. i guess i do have siri
>>8823309
Do her replies have more than thirty words?
>>8823324
Do ours?
>>8823388
We'll have to wait for Skitty to tally them up.
>>8823412
We may never know
my dad gifted me a whole schwarzwälder kirsch cake
he wants me to get fat...
>>8823465
That looks really nice
why does trash not support sound webm or mp4?
>>8823529
Dunno honestly.
Hello bread
>>8823798
Dobroy Uter
How're you Pasta?
>>8823805
A little sore, also feeling a little down
Are you doing alright?
>>8823813
I'm ok, why're you feeling down?
>>8824344
Just the usual morning blues, I don't really know why for certain though, I guess a number of things?
>>8824354
Is it anything you want to talk about?
>>8824452
I don't know
I guess I just feel a little lonely at times
I need to get out of this shithole of a home and make some friends or something
>>8824574
Entirely within your power.
Don't you already have some friends you could call up and hang out with?
>>8824574
Cant we just end the world instead by trying to start WWIII?
>>8824662
Aside from my sister, no one I know lives nearby, and even then, aside from bread members.I have like one other friend
As I've said before the neighborhood doesn't have a lot of people you'd want to talk to, just older people who don't even use the internet, and a few children, and this one maniac who likes to talk about how to kill people, he was a war vet or something
>>8824689
That may be within the realm of possibility, seeing how things have been going down lately
>>8824717
Yeah. true.
Fair enough.
Maybe your sister knows some people?
Alternatively you could try and find a group. there are dnd groups that organise to meet online and such like that for instance.
>>8824717
It'd probably be for the best at this point, just to destroy most of everything, so that the current socio-economic and political barriers can be torn down. Then maybe all the lies might stop.
Would be totally worth glossing the entire planet and giving everybody cancer.
>>8824744
She doesn't, we're both shut ins, can't blame her though, this place has a fair bit of crime
I guess I could find something like that, but I'm more interested in talking to people physically, I talk to people on the internet a fair enough amount
Getting a girlfriend or boyfriend would be really nice, I ain't too picky, but thats another subject
>>8824759
We've been fucked for a long while, with obscenely overpriced medical bills, people stuck in welfare traps, sapping tax dollars, never improving their lives out of fear of losing that money and possibly going homeless for it, we have next to zero privacy on the internet, and none of this is going to get any better
Yeah, we do need something to happen, but outside of being nuked a few times, I doubt ww3 would change any of this
>>8824849
It would basically render all of those things null. Hell there'd be so little public order they'd hand out the cure for cancer for free just to get a workforce again. A good chunk of the internet would be taken offline forever given that so many server houses would be destroyed. Urban centers would most assuredly be wiped, taking with them irreplaceable government documentation and beurocracy. Just by merit of living you would become an asset in the quest to rebuild what would be lost.
Then would come the enlistment and the fight amidst the ruination. Technological progress would boom unrestricted as patents would no longer hold much real meaning with the legal system destroyed.
It would be a new dark age, but for the best.
But everyone would actually have cancer from all the radiation and some
Parts of the globe would be uninhabitable, the bioweapons may be released, we'd see plague again.
>>8824849
No no I meant, the organise online, but they meet RL, or there's other things too.
But there wouldn't be any hoops to jump through, no mountains of paperwork to climb, no more asses to kiss, issues to tiptoe around, feigned sympathy to gain, social circles to navigate, mindless labor to preform or useless people to feed.
Just, flash bang and it's over.
>>8824955
Since I live on the east coast, I'd more than likely be hit by a nuke, since they'd probably target the white house, so whatever happens after a nuke wouldn't really concern me all too much, since I'd be dead
>>8825003
I guess so, I'd just need to find something like that, that would share my interests
>>8825091
Aren't there bomb shelters everywhere?
>>8825146
I suppose that's true, regardless I don't think I'd survive very long after a nuke
>>8825091
That's what I'm saying though :P
Look online to find local groups, for games, or reading, or excercise, whatever may interest you.
>>8825171
You just need at least three weeks, maybe a month underground before it should be safe.
Safe-ish.
>>8825199
I'll probably check around, but I don't know, I'd proabably be really awkward and stuff
>>8825211
I don't honestly think I would win any fights after the fallout, odds are I'd be raided and killed in that kind of scenario
I'm gunna head to bed.
have a good one.
>>8825258
I know a manic midget with a lead lined suit, an extensive katana collection and an assault rifle in my town. That I'll have to watch for.
I know who's going to be doing all the raiding in my town.
>>8825283
Spokoinoi nochi
>>8825327
I have a bat, and thats about it
We do have a maniac in our neighborhood who was a war vet, likes to talk about how to kill people in detail, if he survives this possible scenario, I'm probably fucked
mfw this thread
>>8825366
Well. Then I'd highly recommend volunteering with FEMA upon leaving the bunker.
Interestingly enough in the event of WWIII, the deep state would actually become our defacto leaders in the event that congress and the president are dead.
You lied, that's not very interesting.
http://landfall.se/tabz/
this game is top lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHQ31h3jTVc
someone should make a new thread desu
You do it.
>>8827665
ʸ-ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒ ᶦᵗ
>>8827748
Okay, I did it.
>>8827782
ᶰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᶦᵈᶰ'ᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᶫᶦᵃʳ
>>8827813
It was created somewhere else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj1tWn8UGSY
I'm not surprised the firecracker psycho fatguy is hanging out with stevo now
>>8827836
ᵘʳ ᵃ ᵈᵒᵘᶜʰᵉ
>>8827854
Rude as heck.
>>8827936
im eating cereal for dinner cuz i was to lazy to buy food today
I kinda miss /qa/, back when it wasn't taken over by /jp/ and that one gr15 spammer
>>8828076
I often eat cereal just because I'm too lazy to cook something
I forgot the name of that bicock manga someone showed me years ago. Wish I had it on me.
>Print one project in the morning
>it all goes well
>want to print another project now in the evening
>different guy running the store at this hour
>I tell him which pages to print
>right before printing, he changes the page size for some reason
>see pages printed
>50 pages' spacings all messed up
>I show him the document preview and how changing the size messed it up
>he says he has to tell the printer to print a page size of A4 otherwise it won't print
>Tell him I printed another report here in the morning and it printed perfectly cuz the other guy didn't change the page size
>"I don't know.. speak to the owner tomorrow"
Some people I tells ya.....didn't even bother to look at the preview page after changing the page size....
>>8828177
printing is witchcraft.. use good old quill and ink to copy your sacred scrolls!
>>8828259
dont post comics out of context
>>8828282
where are the games?!
>>8828315
in my steam account
>>8828332
have you tried the totally accurate battle zombielator?
>when you're so MLG pro the noob kids have to resort to votekicking you
>>8828356
sounds gay
How do I use a steam key?
I just got one for Tabz aka the totally accurate battle zombielator
>>8828384
Games >> Activate a Product on Steam
Protip: Don't buy keys from G2A, they're known to be a scam site that steals credit card info
>>8828384
top bar, games>activate product
>>8828413
>>8828425
neato
thank you
heh
well I guess my pc can't actually run this..
ooh well..
>>8828384
You're this stupid?
>>8828521
i don't activate games really often
>>8828519
waterboard it till its responding, its the american way
>>8828519
Specs?
>>8828648
>>8828792
That's odd, I can't find the system requirements anywhere.
GPU looks a bit old in the tooth and the 1.2GB VRAM may become an issue in modern games unless you turn the settings down a bit. If you just play at 1080p, the RX 580 or GTX 1060 give solid FPS in many games.
I dunno if the game crash is a program bug or something though.
>>8828960
Well it's a lot better than the pc i had before anyway.. I used to just have an acer aspire d250 i'd play minecraft on at like 15 fps, was quite fun
>>8829134
That's at least something, despite the 6 year old GPU. I think it'll last you a bit longer until games grow even bigger.
Minecraft at 15fps? I was able to get like mid-30s with intel graphics with some messing around, but it seems to not like onboard GPUs very much.
>>8829206
It had 1gb ram and an intel atom cpu, iirc it was about 1.2 GHz
I still have it running windows xp and it lags like crazy with firefox alone itt
>>8829250
Top lel. I thought Firefox couldn't run on XP anymore.
That being said FF is an utter memory whore as it is and locked up my 4GB laptop through memory leaks alone. Had to top it up to 8GB, everything's so fucking bloated now.
hello tiny friends
>>8829588
Hi Blew. What's up?
>>8829605
not a bunch, howabout you?
>>8829639
Me neither, just had some stir fry for dins.
Just getting into my nighties and gonna chill at the desk for half an hour before bed
>>8829588
Heya
4chan passes are literally 4chan gold accounts, they just didn't use the meme name
>>8829747
They should've
and also thrown in glittery gold text in your posts
>>8829669
sounds like a great night! got some chill tunes or a show to watch before beds?
>>8829670
Howdy pasta pal!
"Do you, like, ever let people into your meat-locker to, like, uh, you know,
fuck around with the meat?" I asked.
The short-haired Greek man looked at me strangely from behind the counter.
Several of the waitresses glared in my direction.
"What you mean 'fuck around'?" the dumpy Greek asked.
"You know, like shovin' your dick in and out of the openings in the meat.
Then, like, getting a bunch of smelly, sticky cream of tubesteak all over the
junk that you grind into foodburgers," I informed him.
"Naw. We don't do that. You don't do that. Nobody do that," the imbecile
claimed.
"I do that," I began, "and as a matter of fact, most of my pals do that too.
We like it."
Overhearing our conversation, one of the waitresses gave me a sour look.
She seemed to be acting like she was getting sick. The cook and the other two
waitresses completely ignored everything except the random orders for patty
melts and double cheeseburgers.
"Look, I don't wanna do nothin' weird or strange or anything. I just wanna
fuck a bunch of meat that you got in your huge ol' meat locker. Listen, don't
any of you stupid fuckers understand what I'm sayin'?" I stated in an agitated
manner.
"Mister, people gotta eat my food. If you stick dick in food, no can eat.
Frank lose money. No can do," the Greek said.
"How much money would you lose, bright eyes?" I asked.
"Big thing of cow cost Frank $220 for a half," Greek-man said.
"Well, I wanna fuck around with about 13 of them. Let's see...that's about
$2860...and I'll give you...oh, let's see...$40 just for letting me do it,
OK?"
>>8829826
How've ya been
>>8829747
Yep, that's hirojewki for you
>>8829826
I'll be checking for some YouTube stuff from Markiplier, Vanoss and a bunch of tech channels as well. Currently listening to some weird as hell stuff right now.
"I dunno."
"OK. Look, I'll give you $3000 cash, RIGHT NOW, cause I like you an awful
lot, and also cause I'm fucking sick and tired or trying to talk to you
goddamn Greek half-wits."
The Greek seemed to ponder what I had said for a minute, or perhaps he was
just wallowing in incomprehension. One waitress went into the back-room and
loudly threw up.
"OK. But you give Frank money NOW."
I handed the three bills over to the fool and lifted up a section of the
counter and walked into the walk-in freezer.
"OK, you can fuck with 13 sides of cow, but leave cheese and other gunk
alone. OK?"
There was a wide variety of different kinds of food present in the walk-in
freezer. Many, many eggs and other fine foods. I could see containers of
pancake batter and butter. On the left was what I was after. Thirteen
beautiful sides of beef!
I started to get a hard-on just looking at the beef!
"You got your cash. Get out of here!" I shouted at the geek.
I casually waltzed up to the nearest beef-side and began to sweet-talk it.
"Hi, new in town? Ever get into Satanism? Shit, you're cute."
The cool beef did not reply.
>>8829866
been good, just chillin. You?
>>8829897
sounds pretty cool! youre a techy then Woah I dont know if I have that rainbow dash diaper pic yet! Thanx
>>8829960
Yeah I like to be well informed and sometimes they do weird shit like RGB lighting and high end servers
And you're welcome. :3
I've been considering trying them again, gonna get some proper ones this time. That way I can easily just wear the same one for days without any severe leaks
I'm unironically using a CRT monitor
>>8830088
I wish I still had mine. Dunno if it's in the attic or if we threw it out
>>8830107
I don't even know where mine came from, it was just there
>>8829960
Not much, just playin a little vidya
>>8830125
>well over 200Hz refresh rate
At least it's something you can fawn over to bits~
>>8830141
>you can fawn over to bits
what did he mean by this
is that good?
nite nite
>>8830156
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>>8830157
Bored?
>>8830171
No. My posting has a purpose and it is strategic with the benefit that they are all automated.
Did you just manually click all those links? JUST LOL
>>8830012
I actually do a bit of work with RGB LEDs too, for my lightsabers. What do you do with that stuff? Theyre really neat. And I tend to get my crinkles from ABU or Tykables, they make cute ones.
>>8830189
...Yes
>>8830212
x)
>>8830212
>>8830129
Dark souls again?
If energy can't come from nothing then why does gravity make things fall when they're not moving
>>8830263
Yes
Havel's armor is pretty dope looking
I'm actually so gay, I cant hide it, even if I'm trying my best to hide it.
>>8830332
try wearing a cloak.
Skitty pls
>>8830347
heil!
>>8830347
is that how you hide it you flaming homo?
>>8830397
i'm straight. i don't have anything to hide.
i might be the only legit straight person that posts here.
>>8830385
hi
So, this is the power of the 4chan pass...
>>8830464
I'm like 60% straight, maybe 70%, am I close enough?
IS THIS THE FACE OF A FAG