HG Thread. New Game edition. No swaps.

>>8819891
Looks like shit. Let's do this fucking thing.

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>>8819891
Fine, fine, let's begin.

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And right off the bat, my filler dies.

>>8819868
>Suz
>Len
>Lum

can you die please

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>>8819933

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>>8819933
I have the nagging feeling this is what you wanted.

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>>8819891
Let's begin.

>hopefully I do better this time.

>>8819937
After you, assfuck.

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>>8819900
No god or prayer will save you child. You are not the first to use Divine arts against me. You will not be the last and Baron Blade certainly does not leave such tactics unprepared.
>>8819933
A little vodka and later a molotov.

>>8819937
>Sunslut
Cancer
>Yuno
Cancer
>Len
/b/tard Cancer

>>8819922
TND
Red
Ichigo
Wiggins
Stocking
Furry Porn
Hikki
Littlefinger
Kamina
Rin
Hoshi
Aussa
Araragi
Adachi
Hajime

who else?

>>8819924
Know what else looks like shit? You're future.

>>8819965
me

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>>8819933
could i have at least got killed by someone else ok thanks

>>8819972
Not as shit as your grammar.

>>8819972
Know what else looks like shit? Using the wrong "your".

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>Ichirin dying after Unzan
That should really be reversed.

>>8819965
Suz
Ahri

>>8819972
Know what else looks like shit? Your mom's upper lip after I Hitler'd her last night.

>>8819964
>hating people for having more fun than you.

Go be cancer somewhere else.

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>>8819886

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>>8819982
You die by my hand, or you don't die at all. Fair? Hee!

>>8819965
Junko
Aikawa
Souda

>>8820003
Whoa...

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Night's filler, so I'm posting it now.

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>>8819962
>A sharp, haunting disembodied whistle-like noise sounds through the air. She still hasn't moved.
>>8819991
Wh-pardon me!?

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>>8819991
Perhaps I shouldn't have used one of my own bottles.

Keh...

>>8819965
Bolin

>>8820004
Post lewds.

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>>8819933
Nothing to see here folks.
>>8819886
>I've never erp'd in my life what

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>>8819991
They can't be far.
Unless we're already the final three tributes, because that would be really embarrassing...

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>>8819933
And already felled by a cheap trick...

>>8819686
...Hm?
I'm a magician, obviously. See?

>>8819862
!
>in an instant it comes to her, her face lighting up with recognition.
Ah, no, I remember now! You're Tenryuu, yes?
You're looking as well as ever. It's a surprise to see you again, you know.

>>8819861
So is this.
>Patchouli shifts where she sat, almost uncomfortably.
It's rather busy work, obviously. Shelves upon shelves upon shelves of various books. The library is large enough to get lost in... And I'd be willing to bet any human that wandered inside would.
>as her hair is played with more, her stoic demeanor slowly cracks
Well, I do have my share of assistants... A demon is under my employ, and there's a good number of fairy maids. That said, the library is mostly empty unless we're cleaning, an-
>she scoots away
..Do you mind...?

>>8819900
>she looks actually surprised by the transformation, taking in each moment closely as it happens. Once it's finished, she blinks.
...Well, then!
That is a subject of interest...
Do you feel any different from that? What's it like?

>>8820038
It was a lame shitpost. They also linked Mokou.

>>8819999
checked

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>>8820032
Pardon?

>>8820053
Lewds. Post them.

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Nice fucking job, Hoshi.

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>>8819991
Now where are my Ink pens.
>>8820026
>He puts on some metal bands irradiating an unholy, godawful substance.
Your ghost will die you know if you send it to attack me.
>>8820062
A little nap will do me good.

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>>8820043
>Stuffed with pizza and high on your her
>CC falls into a doze

I'll... Have to... (yawn) stop by sometime... To greet and... Eat all your food...

(snore)

>gots to go nao

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>>8820060
I've no idea what you're talking about. Have you lost your mind?

>>8820088
On your hair*

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>>8819964
Oh.

>>8820095
Lewds. Of yourself. Not that hard to understand.

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F Best bote. Everyone involved is now on my shitlist.

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>>8820043
Not...entirely different. It's rather like one of my typical...aesthetic blessings-
>She pulls the glasses down, before blinking rapidly and pushing them back up.
...For the most part. My sweater underneath feels a bit softer, and...everything's fitting a bit...tighter up in the front...an..and heavier.
>She coughs awkwardly. Her voice sounds a bit...softer, and calmer as well.
However, nothing immediately comes to mind.
>>8820084
>She vanishes. She broke her concentration.
>>8820062
I still abhor fighting!

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>>8820062
Fuck

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>>8820062
At least I don't have to listen to that annoying robot's screaming anymore.

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Day three, fucking nothing again.

>>8820137
dummy.

>>8820140
Me on the left

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>>8820043
Ah, you remembered after all, librarian. Nothing like frecuent maintance to keep this cruiser runnin' alive and well after years of service.
>Raises a manly thumbs up.
You're also a rare sight around here, Patchy.

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Nothing that night either.

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>>8820125
>Mistaking her disappearance for cloaking he puts on some infrared goggles and cautiously looks around.
You cannot hide forever you know, coward.
>>8820145
Looks like you DO have a use after all merak.

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>>8820109
It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't want to understand. Just how perverted are you?

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>>8820112
Woooow, 5 of you to take down a single unit. I'm the real badass underdog of this game,you fucks!

>>8820166
oh my god it took me like 10 seconds to realize he was wearing glasses

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>>8820109
I got you covered mate. Sorry he's being a cunt.

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>>8820162
I'll just use my guest for warmth

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>>8820166
>She's gonezo.

I miss Rikka

>>8820199
Thanks. You the real OG.

>>8820199
>>8820171
Samefag

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boop

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>>8820166
Blade?

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>>8820043
There is a bit of substance behind being a magician. Just as me being a fighter, a lot behind the wetworks of what an average person expects a fighter to be.

>>8820199
i have never wanted to fuck a doctor more

>>8820209
Np, just looking out for a bro

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>>8820190
>fun fact, it's the only pic of him where he actually puts them on.
>>8820215
Cia?
>>8820213
A decent water source.

>>8820218
>He's never wanted to fuck a doctor
What are you, gay?

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>>8820199
Keh?!

Erm...there's an explanation for this, surely...

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>>8820232
>>8820232
Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?

>>8820239
u a bitch that's how

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>Saki starting to kill again
nononono

>>8820199
>>8820209
Fucking gay.

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>>8820088
>For a moment, she simply watches her fall asleep.
>once she's sure she's asleep, the mage would drag her off a little ways from the action
...Show her the mansion? Pah.

>>8820125
What you're feeling is probably how my robes feel. They're made for comfort.
Heavier..? Well, it is pretty heavy, too.
Hm. I suppose it makes sense. It's simply a blessing, limited power bestowed to you by your god.
I'm sure it might come in handy some time.

>>8820150
Me? You had said you wouldn't be coming around anymore, and yet here you are.
I might have half a mind to call you a liar... Hmh.
>she allows herself to smile lightly
How have you fared, outside of here?

>>8820217
You're right, perhaps I should have elaborated....
I'm a youkai magician. It differs slightly from being a human one in that magic has affected me since birth. As such it's enhanced my body and abilities for magic.

>>8820247
It was I, anon! I paid him in choco-tacos!

GUYS
SAKI
LMAO

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>>8820261
Was getting him fat, part of your plan?

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>>8820205
>Once he's realized it, he starts searching for the anon again.
>>8820247
>>8820261
He is correct. Fourty years and only now am I truly enjoying american cuisine.

>>8820239
No need to be ashamed of it~

>>8820280
No, it was giving him diabetes.

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FUCK, SOMEONE STOP THAT BITCH.

>>8820268
Dude, take a fucking chill pill, holy shit.

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>>8820257

>>8820268
Best girl

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>>8820255
And you're a buffoon.

>>8820287
Than what else should I feel?! Pride?! Joy?! Hah hah!

>>8820286
I don't see a corpse, Blade.
One pizza for only half the job done.
>Tosses a box of Domino's at your feet
At least you got rid of it for a moment.

>tfw nobody talks to my ava

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>>8820293
Well congratulations you gave him type 2. Now whats the next step in your masterplan?

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Nothing.

>>8820319
You'll get over it.

>>8820328
To go to Disney World!

>>8820312
Pride, of course. You've got such a cute member.

OH MY GOD SAKI KILLED SOMEONE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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>>8820280
>>8820293
A pretty terrible plan if you ask me, you DO realize one of the two fields I specialize in was Genetical manipulation? I helped make nanomachines a little diabetes is easily cured.
>>8820316
A fair answer.
>He starts eating it, clearly a man who enjoys his food

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>>8820341
>Shoots anon before throwing him out of a plane.

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>>8820332

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>>8820343
!?!

I...it's not...do not...s-shut up! Leave me alone!

>>8820372
Getting embarrassed, are we~? I don't blame you.

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A shitty fetish bites the dust, thank god.

>>8820353
No seriously, are you ok? Is there something you want to talk about, man?

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>>8820361
You're a smart guy

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>>8820258
Not...not quite my implication.
>She reaches up and...unzips her coat a bit, looking a bit uncomfortable, but letting out a soft sigh afterwards.
But it is quite comfortable. And that is assuming it is that and not something...else. I've certainly heard of less exotic things. Ah, and...
>Fluorette adjusts her glasses a bit.
Gods. Plural.

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>>8820258
Well I'm not a regular anymore, but curiosity makes me take a peek around here once in a while, can you blame me? Me? Being an old lady messing around with younger girls, like babysitting. Retirement feels good.

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>>8820149
Ataruuu~? Is that you, husband?

>order fries
>they ask how much salt
>tell them to make it saltier than Ahri's haters
>they poured 4 cans of salt on my fries

Should I get a refund over them under salting my fries?

>>8820386
KYS WIGGINS

>>8820403
Ya lol

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Terrorists don't win today.

>>8820411
Sunset, please. That was terrible.

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>>8820386
What do you mean?! I'm not...I'm merely disgusted! Why on earth are you thinking in such a way?!

>>8820319
>tfw whenever we try, your shit RP Feels like a slap in the face for our consideration

>>8820428
kys shadow

>>8820411
Swing and a miss, anon.

>>8820411
Get over it, sunset

>>8820319
Only Anons and Hoshi rp with me.

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>>8820414

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>>8820428
t. The person who probably typed that out

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>>8820319
I'v noticed a decrease in RP past few weeks.

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HELO ITS I AHRI

>>8820319
That means we don't like you.

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Feast time. No one's really hungry except for Suz. Who was in the mood for Calamari.

>>8820440
Oh shit, I've been found out. Yes, it is I, shedew.

>>8820462
Nope. I don't even really care about Ahri.

Post canon HG ships.

>>8820473
please fuck me miss ahri!!!

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>>8820398
...A-ah.
You don't have to say anymore than that.
For what it's worth, it's nice I could assist.

Polytheism, is it?

>>8820399
>she shrugs
This place has some sort of strange draw to it. Even I'm not immune to that curiosity.
Ah..
It sounds like a relaxing time. And one well-deserved.
Good on you. Perhaps one day, I'll have that kind of time...

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>>8820258
So I guess you've had a headstart in learning then most magicians ever haved. I'm gonna hit the hay. G'night.
>>8820390
Down and out for the count. I'm done.

test

>>8820493
Maria and Harusame
:^)

>>8820494
>shoves tail between legs and fucks your ass

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>>8820428
>and I thought staying quiet was actually working.

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>>8820484
Lies.

You just wanted to slander my sick anecdote writing skills

>>8820493
Aikawa x Every anime girl ever

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Nothing but one today.

>>8820493
Me x every single girl.

>>8820513
AFK buff is a myth, son.

>>8820517
Got me there.

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>>8820484
I already got my ranch bro, i don't need the feast

>>8820493
Martin x Ash x Kamina x Red

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>>8820497
Ohohoho~? The librarian will consider retiring with a cute family one day?
>Tenryuu's single working eye stares at Patchy's cuvy figure from head to feet
The chosen one will be one lucky son of a bitch, I'm sure of it.

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>>8820497
>She peers at Patchouli from behind the glasses. So that's what that look feels like.
Looking back to my old opinion about my own size, I can't say I envy you that much any longer. A-hem. But thank you.
And yes. A great host of them. I cannot make out specifics that well, only one goes by a name of any sort. Even then...only as "Her". It's rather inconvenient...

>>8820551
Nice rp.

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It's another filler episode.

>>8820473
>throws water on you
Oops! Forgive me, I'll help dry you off.
>throws into giant microwave I stole from Baron.
This dries the Ahri!
>hits start
>watches the Ahri frantically panick
>her head pops like a zit.
>proceed to have sex with a toaster in the missionary position.

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>>8820557
>shipgirl
>RP

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>>8820537
Busted, punk.

>>8820540
Wiggins must be fucking pissed he missed out on that dank homo circlejerking

>>8820566
Funny =/= Random

>order wings
>they ask how much sauce
>tell them to make it saucer than Ahri's lewd pics
>they poured 4 bottles of sauce on my wings

Should I get a refund over them under saucing my wings?

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>>8820537
>not even AFK, just lurking.
>besides, it worked for the squid a few games earlier.

>>8820575
Nagato rps just fine though?

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Yawn.

>>8820581
Sh-Shit, how will I ever recover?

>>8820600
Zzz

>>8820603
RNG is a flighty, unfair and cruel mistress my boy.

>>8820499
That's one way to put it.
Yes, go and rest. Goodnight.

>>8820551
Wh--
No, don't misunderstand me...
I'm simply envious of your amount of freedom, really.
A family...Honestly, it's a lot of work, or so I've read. And I know few that would even want to start one with myself.

>>8820554
It doesn't bother me anymore.
You don't know much of them, do you? It would seem rather hard to worship something without a form or definite name.

>commission Rin x Hoshi porn
>they ask how gay
>tell them to make it gayer than LF x KK
>they drew 4 thick ropes

Should I get a refund over them under gaying my porn?

>>8820588
>stares at you
... I am the law!
>tries to jump through the window
>burst into treats because it's made of salt and engine lube.

>>8820649
Kek

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Bleh.

>>8820649
If your intention was to run this into the ground, you did it.

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>>8820637
>whooops, I'm a big dum-dum

>>8820649
>Not LF and KK commission

3/10

Your tried

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>>8820557
I'm fucking amazing.

>>8820637
>>8820663
Well it is, you kinda stop living for yourself and instead you do it for others, you gotta be sure about it Patchy. Is being a librarian really that hard?

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>>8820637
Well, one of us has always been with it. I was more than lacking until a moment ago.
>She zips her coat back up with a huff.
Unfortunately for me, I know only what they care to tell me. I at least have their symbol.

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Samefagging denied.

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Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy

>>8820734
Callin it now. Suz wins.

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>>8820693
Right, yes, whatever... Now you can look the way you wanted.
I do remember at least that symbol. Have you gone that long with just that?
... Then again, I've heard more ridiculous things.

>>8820692
Living for others... It sounds so strange putting it that way, but I suppose you're right?
It's tiring sometimes. Even with the help of magic and the fairy maids, there's a lot to organize. And that's not to mention the nights I spend up reading and archiving....

>>8820734
Why is eating a scorpion fatal?

>>8820777
Go find out, anon.

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My wi-fi shat itself for a second and now the images are fucked.

>>8820748
Congratulations.

>>8820777
Because eating a shitton of poison is no good.

Post images that will never not be funny

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>>8820777
You can choke on things and die irl I think

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>>8820734

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>>8820777

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>>8820788

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Anyway, winner.

>>8820788
>inb4 samefag post that you could've just posted without this anonpost

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>>8820775
I'm not certain which I prefer...hm...
And yes, the symbol, primarily. Curious as I may be, I'm in no position to push or pry for more.
>>8820777
Presumably, they also consume the less-than-desireable portion.
>>8820807
Congratulations. And thank you for this.

>>8820808
Too late, anon.
>>8820807
Congrats Machi. Thank for gaem

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>>8820775
Wow, that sounds....so boring! How about blowing things up with that magic? Like meteors obliterating an horde of orcs and giant ogres. I'd totally move to your place to see that.

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>>8820807
Mau, thanks for hosting! Even if it broke in the end!

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>>8820807
Uh, congratulations.

Thanks for hosting, I guess.

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Thanks for participating. Have a good night, have fun, and remember to keep a cool head. Closing the tab and doing something else is an option, and you have no obligation to prove anything to anyone here, nor are you inclined to believe everything said.

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>>8820807
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting

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>>8820807
Yes, yes, congratulations.

>>8820835
I suppose I should thank you.

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>>8820835
dead last
nice

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>>8820835
Have a good rest yourself, and thanks again.

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>>8820835
Could've done worse then 4th

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>>8820807
Congratulations to you

>>8820812
Fluorette... That's up to you.
Is that so? Afraid of angering them?

>>8820816
There's no doubt I can do those things, but summoning orcs alone would take an entire afternoon! If I really am bored, I like reading. Making a big show for everyone is not my top priority.

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>>8820835
Thanks for hosting.

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Goodnight, HG.

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>Got a free car
>Have a date tomorrow
>just received paycheck+bonus
>Moving forward in my life

So why the fuck do I feel so empty inside?

>>8820887
You're getting greedy. Try to see the good in the things you have right now, because boy am I kinda jealous.

>>8820887
Try putting life into a different perspective. Changing how you see things changes your entire life.

>>8820887
Because you're lying on 4chan.

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>>8820869
Good bed squiddo.

>>8820887
Because you seek validation from equally worthless faggots on HG rather than focusing on your life

>>8820887
Because you're still here.

>>8820887
You will spend your entire life trying to fill that emptiness. We all do.

>>8820931
oh..thanks

>>8820887
Because you know that deep down, something bad is going to happen. Things are going nicer than usual, like the calm before the storm. Your inner psyche is running full speed wondering what sadistic shit God is going to do after giving you this one nice thing.

>>8820887
probably because there's no penis inside you

go get filled up boyah

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>>8820943
Craaaaaawling in my skiiin

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>>8820867
Fine fine I get it then how about uh...
>scratching her heead
You me and some alcohol? We can watch some wrecking in the big screens instead of real life, how about that?

>>8820955
Sleep tight!

>>8820968
that wasn't him
it was me
your ex-squiddo

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Saki's overwhelming lead means that she could probably leave for the rest of April and return to still have a top 5 score.

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>>8820867
I'm starting to wonder if there are other, less apparent alterations to this...
Well, yes, in part. They've more than shown me what they're capable of, should their ire be drawn. But along with that...it would be simply be rude of me to be so pushy.

>>8820960
Yup, that's exactly it. Fuck me I am walking into an ambush that I don't know how to prepare for.

>>8820980
Can you get to the point of this already, Wiggins?

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>>8820978
>ex-squiddo
But you're still my squiddo even if I'm not here.

>>8820980
>overwhelming lead
>five points ahead

>kills are eight

>>8820980
God, I am really fucking terrible.

>PK@mobile

>>8821003
No, no. You have a new squiddo now.
I'll just... let you have fun...

>>8821004
>five

>>8820980
But for everyone else, there's MasterCard.

https://pastebin.com/BvBxpRnt

>>8821000
No.
>>8821004
I haven't counted the last game yet.
>>8821009
So is Smol.

Summary slides are greatly appreciated.

>>8820967
Craaaaaawling in mein skin!
These judes, they will not heil.
Gaaaaaas is how they fall.
The oven is now ready, sieg heil!

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>>8821017
I will take you in.

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>>8820980
>tfw suck at losing so 0 points is hard to get to

>>8821009
teach me how to be a good jobber
i wanna start losing effectively

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>>8821017
Don't be like that! Why would I replace you? stop being silly.

>>8821037
Hands off! She's still my squid!

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>>8820980
>What an unexpected turn of events, eh?

>>8821042
>suck at losing
>just came in dead fucking last

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>>8821035
You better be glad I had the tab up.

>>8821037
>>8821047
Sorry, but I'm CC's squiddo now.

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>>8820968
Mm, perhaps... Now that you mention it, I recall having some particularly good wine at the mansion I was going to drink by myself.
It'd definitely have to be another time though. I've worked through two mornings to gather more data, so I think I'll return to my room.

Do remind me when we see each other.

>>8820987
How would I know...? The more you wear it, the more you'll figure out about the power.
Hah. Unorthodox though it is, I probably should've expected your manners to affect that.

Now, if you'll excuse me... I'm off to rest and recover. Do enjoy the new form...

And a pleasant night to the rest of you.

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>>8820835
Well, at least it isn't last place!
Thanks for hostiiing.

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>>8821047
>>8821061
>bitterly chews on pizza watching this exchange happen
>she believes that she will never get a squid

Just because I think this leaderboard thing is the most autistic thing I've ever seen, I'm going to make a code with 0 kill events and host it on the regular.

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>>8821053
that doesn't happen often

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>>8821062
Night and night. Don't fall off your gigantic bed.

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>>8820980
Well,that's pretty embarrassing for the chief of police,isn't it?

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>>8820835
Thank you for your time

>>8821079
Do drugs. Winners don't use drugs.

>>8821035
>27th
I can work with this.

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>>8821062
From what I've gleaned so far, it leaves me...calmer. Clearer-headed. Focused, perhaps.
Manners are important, even for a rough street rat like I.
>She offers a bow away.
I certainly will. Farewell.

>>8821086
POST THEM FAT FUCKING WATERMELONS YOU SEMEN DEMON

>>8821076
Doubt it.

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>tfw nobody knows your secret ava

>>8821076
>he's going to host
The leaderboard is based.

>>8821101
>tfw nobody cares who you or they are

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>>8821101
This is a great feel.

>>8821101
>tfw no one knows who your non-secrets are either

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LF sent me this picture awhile ago.

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>>8821099
Could you please calm down, I didn't understand a single word of what you just yelled

>>8821115
>Tfw that's the point

>>8821117
It IS a great feel

>>8821120
That's a bad feel.

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>>8821090
: c

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>>8821062
I'll look for you then, Patchy
>waves at thicc touhout whilea long sigh of disappointment
Wine, huh? Man if only I could afford that, and I'm supposed to be the guy here.

>>8821101
I used to know this feel.

>>8821061
b-but
...you had to choose the words to hurt me most huh? Well good job.

>>8821074
...Are you going to it all of that pizza box yourself?

>>8821127
The fuck

>>8821076
You do know they don't lose points unless one of the tributes kills the other tribute, right?
+8 points per kill, -8 points per death by another tribute's hand.

>>8821076
At least you're not making my job hard, anon.

>>8821131
>That's a bad feel.
Not for me. Just goes to show how unobservant shitposters are.

>>8821134
eat all of that pizza box yourself?*

>>8821101
>tfw most people probably know but they don't say anything

>>8821127
>KK

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>>8821134
If you would like me to, nothing would make me happier...

Would you like some?

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>>8821101

tfw youre the one oldfag that no one knows what they actually look like

>>8821164
:ok_hand:

>>8821143
>-8 points per death by another tribute's hand.
Not him but that makes more sense. I thought it was just -8 just for dying.
Be nice if the stupid leaderboard had a list of the criteria for scoring instead of just seemingly random pictures and numbers.

>>8821164
Good thing you missed out on the faceposting, eh?

>>8821164
>one oldfag
>implying

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>>8821159
>A single tear runs across her cheek
...Yes please, and thank you.

>>8821152
>>8821131
The one thing I can say I enjoy about being shitposted is that at least me being so high-profile takes the shitposting focus off others.
>>8821143
I thought it was 6.

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>>8821164

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>>8821164
But that's wrong.

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>>8821194
>>8821194
>least me being so high-profile takes the shitposting focus off others

That hits me right where I live.

>>8821052
On Wednesday I told you that all you had to do to be in the top 10 was not die, and now you're top 1.

>>8821194
Recheck the new leaderboard

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>>8821190
Have you been starving or something? Even I have a hard time working up a tear for a pizza. You must've had it rough.

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>>8821164
>implying

Look put of your window, Jeffrey

>>8821194
Same desu.

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>>8821185
I really don't care, I just think it's funny how everyone is like "oh hoshi is some 14 year old koren cuck (K-kuck)" I'm just here not caring.

>>8821197
Im assuming im not the only one but I havent been keeping track. I just know a bunch of people posted pics of themselves or had pics posted of them.

>>8821215
my name isn't jeffery

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>>8821236
It would have been funny if I guessed it correctly

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>>8821207
>It's a pretty great feeling. Hoping I can remain there.

>>8821252
SUGOOOOI

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>>8821252

Speaking of secret avas; guess which avas are which.

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>>8821236
>tfw too smart to give a pic if my face to anyone here.

Only an idiot would willingly post their face on 4chan. Home of weaponised autism.
>this does not include the peoole who got tracked by Jude via ip
>even if they were dumb enough to click a link on 4chan.

>>8821286
im you

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Let us say our evening prayer to alcohol.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka.
Blessed are you among cocktails.
Pray for me now
And at the hour of my death
Which I hope is soon.
For I am a sinner
In the hands of an angry God.
Amen.

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>>8821214
Nah I'm good, I'm just kind of sad and food will make me slightly better for a short period of time before feeling bad again.
>chewing slowly.
Pwredy gwoobh...

>>8821252
You're supposed to chop it up into a bunch of pics and try to combo it, newfriend.

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>>8821288
I don't care. The HG community is chill as long as you are. Pic unrelated

>>8821286
I'm you from the future

Don't touch that cactus on May 3rd
>starts fading away
Thanks

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>>8821035
>I'm just on bad luck streak these past few weeks.

>>8821042
>Apparently just hope to win. Reverse psychology or some shit.

>>8821316
>The HG community is chill as long as you are.
The more I think about it, the more this is true.

>>8821318
You literally just won one

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>>8821360
>I know, but I've only won 4 games in the past month.

>>8821377
There are people who haven't won in nearly a year now.

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>>8821318
but that helps me win

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>>8821383
>Fair point. I suppose compared to my average rate, it's bad luck.

>>8821391
>Well, fuck, I dunno. Sacrifice a goat. I'll let you kill Smolgore.

>>8821377
>only won 4 games in the past month
>only 4
>in the past month
>month

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>>8821309
Food is digested and is gone to leave you with your troubles once again.

You may need a more permanent solution to your sadness.

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>>8821400
but that's the wrong road

>>8821401
>This

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>>8821401
At least people win man

No host? I could possibly do a game in a few.

>>8821401
I've won 13 in the last month :3c

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>>8821401
I have 3 wins in 2 years so don't feel bad.

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>>8821401
>I averaged out my victories per month and it's about 6 or 7 every 30 days. So yeah, to an extent, only 4.

>>8821411
>I meant for good. Kill him off.

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>>8821441
I would really appriciate that , anon.
Thank you.

>>8820980
>tfw you go from bottom to top 10

>>8821443
post them

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>>8821459
1/3

So are we doing the secret ava weekend?

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>>8821444
wouldn't that mean you won't be able to use him anymore

>>8821442
Nice job filler spamming trash

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>>8821459
2/3

>>8821449
Okay. Gimme a few to finish up what I'm doin n I'll get set up

>>8821481
KILL THE GOAT LEN

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>>8821459
3/3

>>8821484
>Filler
11/13 of those are my avas :3c
The other two were won in the Faction games or in Gorey games.

post ava cards