tf2g

first for human should kill himself

um

*um

pinchó

pam pam pam pam paaam
pam pam pam pam
tssh
pam pam pam pam paaam
pam pam pam pam
tssh

where are the dicks

>>8810685
>>8810788
>>8812550
samefag

can girls be fags

faghags

what should i draw
i want to practice but my mind is completely blank

draw draw a butt

Does anyone want to play some Team Fortress 2?

me
id?

>>8814631
eat breakfast

but its night time

>>8815527

http://steamcommunity.com/id/campfireelephant/

here you go. Add me. I'm a sniper mostly but I like Scout and Pyro too.

>>8815534

I understand the song that you're referencing

>>8815555
nice digits

>>8815594
nice existence

>>8815631

thanks! my existence is okay

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>>8815557
im sorry i changed my mind and i dont want to play tf2 lol
you should ask in the vg tf2g, someone will probably take you seriously
@ 312
i drew drew a butt butt
rate

where is my butt

butts should be illegal

thats not cute enough AT ALL

>>8816012
i dont actually want to play tf2 either i dont have it installed

i was just trying to see what goes on in here

>>8815684
wanna marry me

>>8816069

sure

what the heck
why is anonymous saying my cute butt isnt cute

>>8816057
then why did you ask if people want to play with you
<:/

>>8816119
to see if this was actually a team fortress 2 general or something else

>>8816151
it kind of used to be

>>8816196

and now?

>>8816225
now its this

team fortress two

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cat

did you even have that many images to start with

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wait a minute
what is with that filename and why is it on imgur

>>8816282
Cute

Crump

i had a dream about getting raped by the tranny seal
i made a mess before i woke up

tired

>>8816303
>>8816321
it's not mine
it's some dude's
tfw she never shared her cates with me

i woke up

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why are spies so lewd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqyjOc3EpT4

>when you get a guy so salty he starts complaining your team is doing team work
fuck i love support

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Post homescreens

i actually reinstalled my pc so i dont even have a proper background yet

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i HATE overwatch

>>8825032
too bad if you want to be my girlfriend youll have to play mercy for me

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>mozilla project
>install script doesn't work on windows

is this why someone on the internet said linux is better for programming

or was it on steam

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>>8824533
mine is kind of lame

>>8826204
maybe the expected linebreak style is a local configuration error?

>>8826259
but i didnt change anything

there's a three-month-old pull request being ignored (newer ones have been looked at and merged) that would fix the issue but they HATE windows users

>>8826292
why dont you just remove all carriage returns

>>8826354
*rolls eyes*

>>8826369
also its strange that its crlf when that is the newline style of windows based computers and it expects to be lf when that is the unix control character for a newline

maybe lf got translated to crlf on your system when fetching it

and dont roll your slutty eyes at me bitch

>>8826391
um

git converts them to crlf if you're on windows

someone on eslint.org says the fix is to add a .gitattributes file that tells it to not do that

>>8826426
im glad you sorted it out

>>8826453
but it's not my project and they're ignoring the fix

should everyone using windows really have to do that themselves

>>8826471
*ignores you*

>>8826590
>>8826369

my chest bones are becoming more prominent
is it time to an hero?

no its time to post your cute body

its not cute
i have will problems

what are will problems

dotsy has willy problems

oh get out of here human

i keep eating poorly and binge eat
i think i need help

your desire of wanting a cute body must always be bigger than your desire to eat poorly
it gets a lot easier though if you can keep it up for one month

cute body feels so hopeless

why is that

i found something some of you guys might like
>>>/v/374266019
>>>/v/374265858

cause i am not cute
my jaw is huge
my hair is shite and i do put a lot of effort into it

dont worry about it
at least we can always kill ourselves

ill just OD on these fiber pills

can you OD on my cum instead

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I found this on /v/

cute

i had a dream that my eyes started bleeding with a slight purple/blue liquid that made it look like i havent slept for centuries
then i looked in the mirror and tried to wipe it off but it didnt get removed
it was a little scary

*holds you over the internet*

*dies*

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big benis :ddddDD

*sads*

do not stand at my grave and cry,
i am not there i do not die

dotsy isn't there

please dont touch me

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if ound this o n/v/

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touch THIS

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mods reeee

>>8829761
le epic

>>8829761
what is your steam id

>>8829761
im thinking about stroking humans dick when reloading

>>8829761
touch THIS

>>8829761
(hey its your best pal xionxang copypasta)

this btw

Hey its your best furry friend XionanG. I'm looking for some hot butt smacking furry erp action. I'm talking about furry balls to the wall erpin. I want some hyper fur butt and some hyper fur cock. I will not say no to any type of fur. I will lick the shit out of your fur. Fur n shit in my mouth. Oh god its the furkin best. I want all types of furfaggots. I am talkin about single furrys, sexual furries, scale furrys , pony furrys , fat furrys , gender fluid furrys , cucked furrys , skeleton furrys , black neet furrys , hawaiian cucked furrys , australian furrys, peddophile furrys, trans furrys, girl furrys, turtle furrys , british furrys, niggerkin black british furrys , qt fuck boy furrys, foot rest furrys, and jew furrys. I just want you to come and fur cuck my shit up bro. Come on down tot he tf2g irc and add me athttp://steamcommunity.com//id/XionxanGfor all the furry needs

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>>8829881
radical

>>8829962
>qt fuck boy furrys
give

I don't want to say how long it took me to solve a hard sudoku
but I learned (learnt???) a new technique
I think

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>invite xion "gfur for days" xang to play on the furry pound with me
>he blocks me on steam and discord

>>8832056
[citation needed]

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murrrhello furiends x3 ^_^

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^^^ i aint blocked you but id rather play on low ping servers

and that one soldier on the valve sv pissed me off so much i got a triple airshot on the br pub i played

@ 043
what technique
x wing?

>>8832628
I don't know
I don't like or seem able to learn techniques by reading long walls of text
I like figuring stuff out by myself however long it takes

you wont get far without reading comprehension

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>>>/vg/174378640

who are you replying to

>>8832786
it's not about reading comprehension, it's more about lack of focus and time and care

focus on this *grabs dickaroo*

well in that case maybe you should kill yourself
it would be a lot easier and you wouldnt need to put any time or care into it
im thinking i should probably do the same in the future

no you two must live
you will be my *** slaves

i would but you are an anonymous person on the internet so it would never actually happen

you never know we might overcome our autism one day and meet up for safe unprotected virgin sex

i cant have outlooks on life that positive
it just gets worse later

what if you would stay positive anyway

i CANT son
its called depression
i think

dont call me your son,boy

and dont call me your boy, buddy

^^i think she called me son, daddy

youre not me, sonny.
youre getting punished tonight

are you going to hurt me again kiriikp

my boy
we dont see each other much

if im male why do i have so little body hair

cause your GAY LOL,

LMAO *fucks your butt*

>>8834192
ok
>>8834290
ok
>>8834350
ok

cringe

*holds up spork*

i hate you

*jerks off the cringing anon*

*jerks off to the jerking off anon*

jerking off should be illegal

what about fucking you in the butt

*jerks on*

super illegal

ohhh i need a drink !

dotsy needs to ***

to what

um

facts:
killing people is illegal
jerking off is legal
fucking you in the butt is legal if we ask nicely

kys

killing yourself is illegal

prove it

>>8836734
sorry i was wrong, and in most countries its legal or not punishable, so i guess its safe to kill yourself

i want to punish dotsy

kys

um

umys

i will sleep

idiot

i dont understand how you can make something like killing yourself illegal
like wow its really gonna matter to me when im fucking dead, guess i have to serve my time in prison in advance before i blow my brains out

makes even less sense
if you attempt to kill youself they don't arrest you, they send you to a mental hospital then charge you an arm and a leg for it

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sleep is for normies

I wanted to post something but I have nothing to contribute

contribute your butt
or should i say..
contributt

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contribute vivan porn

i woke up

^^me too did you take a shower yet

um

what

http://i.made.coffee/

http://take.a.shower/with.me.html

wtf now i want to shower

you are not me

anybody else want to punch human in her perfect ass?

fingers first then make a fist when you're inside
you don't just start punching the ass

idiot

>>8842615
idiot

they added a zoom feature to terraria

dotsy will be able to play it now

i am epic

>>8841306
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT IM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW NICE ONE DUDE

>>8841306
>>8841648
I don't have any of those

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don't have vivan porn<
what are you gay?

fucking hunam

fucking dotys

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fuck em

i will try

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really?
wtf i love human now
*spreads ass*

why are there dudes with boobs on my screen

my supple breasts are none of your goddamn concern!
*slaps*

excuse me but can you please kill yourself

>excuse me but can you please kill yourself
excuse me but can you please kill yourself

just pinch my ass and all your dreams will come true

*pinches your ass*
*makes a wish*
*it doesnt come true*
wtf

nigga you crazy i can't afford that

wtf you cant afford to make me happy
what kind of butt genie are you

yea

get out of here poser
*pinches a real butt genie's ass*

why'd you pinch me twice
i can't afford your wish

fuck off poser

anon. i can't afford human's dick surgery
its going to stay 14 inches

i HATE my

what anime is human from

i got a wig today
i feel pretty

post photographic evidence

*post about no camera*
what is a good camera
my old phone had a good one
my new phone doesn't have one

what the heck
who got you the wig

dotsy hates *igs (n**s)

me

so youre rich enough for a wig but not rich enough for a camera

i can identify an appealing wig
i cannot identify a good camera

>>8847947
>>what is a good camera

i have no idea what makes a camera good or not

i sneezed

i was going to do something but i forgot what it was

^fa*

i would NEVER do something like that

ok then

..should i do it for you

guess not
im gonna go to bed

oh

*beds too*

all my pals left me
;~;

at least in this wig i'm a cute girl

can you draw it
or maybe link to a page where you got it so i know how cute it is

I'm embarrassed to say

https://youtube.com/watch?v=D8UGlMcXPI8

i got a little hard when human stepped on my tail

i got a little hard after my dream last night

>>8847947
a good lens is more important than a good camera
I think

i have literally no idea
i just know my mom bought one for like 90 bucks and my old phone had one that was like 10times better

i okwe up

i was going to say something but i forgot what it was

does it make a noise when you shoot your cum

um

i wish i could hear humans adorable um

no
should it?

i dont know
i think it might make a noise if you can shoot it really far

it doesn't shoot far but i do make a lot

*opens mouth*

they were already emptied like 4 times today desu

kys

i will try

i want to empty anon over and over again

i want to kys dotsy

kys me

someone picked the new support character and wasn't complete ass for once
one out of 50
holy shit

dotsy picks her nose

you don't?

>>8855329

whats your favorite kind of booger human

idiot

idiot boogers dont exist

how do you get your nose clean humy

>>8864502
what game

by blowing it

dotsy blows

you cant blow everything, sometimes things get stuck

tfw no one to play tf2c deathmatch mode with

>>8863753
i made a video of myself *******
i shot ten times
i think i only shoot 8 times normally
what is the world record and how can i shoot more often

post it?

i recall this one time at my sister's wedding one of the other family's girls took my cake
only now did i realize she was hitting on me
at the time i just wanted my fucking cake

i deleted it almost immediately >///<

do it again

but im tired i just wanna cuddle

i'll cuddle ur benis
*puts on wig*

**aps*

i want to cuddle dotsys corpse

>>8865976
thats kinda creepy human

nothing creepy about true love

you are NOT me

im not you but i think its cute
can i think its cute if im not you?

human just doesnt want ANYONE to get the idea she is in love with dotsy

*catches human with her dick in dotsy's cookie jar*
Human...

*catches human with her dick in dotsy*

...HUMAN!

>when you filtered so many games on steam that only indie/anime trash shows up

did i do it
did i win

im not sure

fuck anime

fuck d*tsy

i have a love fetish

why

i have a "i wasn't born a cute asian girl and want to die" fetish

love is hot
if someone told me they love me i would literally (figuratively) cum

I have no strong feelings towards you

*goes completely limp*
hm

>>8865794
funny and relatable

No.8866937
i

i LOVE you *blushes*

love should be illegal

id still love you human

*blushes*

what the heck

*gets a boner*

blushing should be illegal

^^^cute
^^hot
^*whispers a lewd compliment in your ear*

im dangerous

im wild

*rawrs*

STANDING

im a serial blusher

wanted dead or alive in finland

i want dotsy dead

wanting dotsy should be illegal

i am right

oh

happy 4/20 tf2g!!! *smokes the weed* :)

smoke this *unwraps kiriikps butt*

um

^im sorry you arent old enough to be smoking butts

>Size: 27.3 GB (29,403,966,470 bytes)
>Size on disk: 27.3 GB (29,410,336,768 bytes)

can anyone explain this

the new gorillaz album leaked

its related to the allocation unit size option it shows when you format a drive

when you make a text file and type "hi" in it may allocate like 4096 bytes on the disk for the file (that's the default allocation unit size)

so if you add a third character to the file it doesn't have to look for free space on the hard drive platter (for non-ssd drives) for a single third character because it has already allocated space for over 4000 more

if the file has 5000 characters in it it will take up two of the default 4096 byte units (that may or may not be next to each other on the physical drive)

if that makes sense

if it only allocated two bytes for a text file containing "hi", adding more text to the file later would get complicated because the space on the physical disk after those letters might be used by some other file so it would have to look for space for the added text elsewhere and manage lots of possibly very small allocations and jump around the drive to read all of them and store details for all the allocations too (not magic)

if that makes sense

you may google filesystem fragmentation (what not having a minimum allocation unit size would make catastrophically worse)

if that makes sense

^^ how do you know?

xionxang shared it with me

>>8869707
would that be a problem with ssds since it doesnt need to physically jump around the drive?

>>8869707
that is probably right but i dont understand it

>>8869829
yes!

probably

i never had an ssd i dont know how they work

it still has to store a list of allocations for a file (takes up some space, is not magic) and if all the allocations are one byte it'll probably be a waste of space comparable with a too-big allocation unit size

there'd probably be a performance impact too, just smaller than if it was an hdd

i want to allocate dotsy a kiss

oh

i HATE

me

dotsy isn't perfect

>>8871124
>>8871124
>>8871124
>>8871124
new