First 24.
I ban whoever the fuck I want. Miss me with that gay shit.
Previously, on the HG threads... >>8808426
>>8810205
Astaroth
>>8810205
Fear Kubrick
>>8810205
Nanappon
>>8810205
Gabriel
Helenium
>>8810205
Merak
Kindrid Hunter
>>8810205
A dumb drawing
>>8810205
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8810205
Reiko
>>8810205
Plague Knight
Ice Queen Vira
Ikaros
Sister Diddler Zaros
>>8810205
Sabine
Emi
>>8810239
>*Kindred
Ginji Amano
Pippin
>>8810205
Miku's ass
Avenger
Purple Haze
Pizza Delivering Centuar
eggs man
Parsee
Eggman-kun
Reigen Arataka
>>8810205
Teacher Bun Bun
>>8810185
It's means "It Is"
Its means that an "it" possesses something.
For example:
It's a nice day -> IT IS a nice day.
or:
I like this rock. Its colors is red.
->Its means "the rock's" in this case. not "It is colors is red".
>>8810207 (Wandering Demon)
>Plague Knight just stands and watches the oni approach.
Francesca and Might
Lord Beerus
>>8810205
Kamikirimusi
>>8810272
>>8810250
And do not disappoint me!
>She roughly throws her back to the ground
>>8810317
>She's rapidly breaking in to a run, bracing her grip on the club
>>8810347
>Plague Knight calmly reaches into his robe and pulls out a single potion. He tosses it up and down and waits for the Oni to get close enough.
Kizuna AI-chan
>>8810347
>Reiko falls to the ground. She gets back up, stumbling.
Owie...
>>8810314
>Oh..
>Thanks
Apologize and I'll bump the game.
I'm sorry and I love you
>>8810387
Apologize? For what?!
>>8810387
I am sorry that I may or may not have bigger tits than you.
>>8810395
Give me a couple more tributes.
>>8810387
I'm sorry I have better taste than you :(
>>8810387
Sorry.
>>8810387
Sorry
I'll PM you in a minute
>>8810387
But I did nothing wrong cow tits! You should be the one apologizing to me for not starting this game immediately!
>>8810403
Damon Gant
>>8810403
Sanya Vladimirovna Litvyak
>>8810403
Aliens
>>8810403
Serval
>>8810403
Len
>>8810403
Angela
Freeman's Mind
>>8810403
Canute the Great
>>8810382
Sorry for apparently pissing you off and making you shitpost me
>>8810250
>>8810272
Stuttering means that you're lying
>>8810387
>>8810463
Whoops
>>8810403
May.
>>8810387
I don't know what i'm apologizing for, but i'm sorry
>>8810466
I-I'm not stuttering!
>>8810387
I'm sorry for... uh, whatever I did.
>>8810387
make a better game nigger
>>8810205
Nagisa Kaworu
>>8810497
You are doing it right now
If you didn't apologize to me while replying to me then you were banned
Check it.
>>8810471
Unless you're somebody I actively target to shitpost like LF, Okabe, or Yosugay then miss me with that gay shit
>laying on the couch
>brother says he has a present for me but he has to go out for a sec
>I can tell it's bullshit but I play along
>he comes back in after half a minute with a dumb grin
>he shouts "HERE'S YOUR PRESENT" before flicking water off his hands all over me while laughing uncontrollably
what even
>>8810537
Whoop his ass.
>>8810382
Don't whine! Just do it!
>>8810368
>The oni suddenly veers off to the side, her new course aimed to take her just next to the knight
>>8810537
Is your brother still in elementary school?
>>8810532
Fine, fine, let's begin.
>>8810550
>Plague Knight just keeps flicking the bottle up and down. He almost seems...eager?
>>8810532
I dont think Reiko falls to the ground was an entry
>>8810532
Let's begin.
>>8810537
And this is important because...?
>did you try punching him in the face?
>>8810532
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8810532
It's Kindred, not Kindri. Apologies for that
>>8810532
District 1 looks quite sweet... Let's go.
>>8810523
W-well, it doesn't mean i'm lying!!
>>8810550
O-okay...
>Reiko punches the oni as hard as she can....Her "strongest punch" is equivalent to being hit by a feather.
Ocelot
>>8810532
Why am I in a district full of girls that has cow tits!
>she grabs a pushpin
I suppose this will be a viable weapon against those girls that has cow tits...
>>8810562
>She stops on the spot, making a sharp spin to bring her in to position. Instead of coming down with the club as one would expect, it's a fist aimed straight for the knight's gut
>>8810598
>The oni sneers at the blow.
What was that supposed to be? You have strength hidden inside you, I can feel that much. Do not hold back!
>>8810620
Would kill because you're a pervert. Pervert.
>>8810620
Of course you would.
>>8810620
what are you gay
>>8810563
>>8810569
You right
Sorry I'm still getting used to this new hosthelper replacer
Shit kicks ass though
>>8810585
>Swapping after I bumped it
Miss me with that gay shit you piece of shit
>>8810623
W-well...Okay...
>Reiko punches the Oni again. It's a bit more harder this time.
>>8810640
yeh
>>8810665
>>8810623
>Palgue Knight quickly throws the bottle on the ground. It shatters, and acrid green smoke erupts from it, obscuring him completely.
>>8810598
Then what does it mean?
>>8810665
Mhh... I think I'll let you drive...
>stands aside and chill while the girl does all the work.
>>8810684
>Palgue
>>8810665
WELP! THAT ENDED ALOT SOONER THEN I EXPECTED.
>>8810681
Yeah I'm talking to you you ugly looking motherfucker
>>8810665
That's right, you better run.
>>8810620
>shot
>>8810667
>She only looks offended. Firmly, she grasps the girl's arm and squeezes at the upper arm in a testing fashion.
>>8810684
>The oni's nose flares up, but her fist doesn't stray from it's path.
>>8810665
I'll show you the power of an oni!
>>8810665
Elite squad? Wouldn't being part of a squad mean that I know these people
>>8810699
>I type too fast for my own good.
>>8810721
>The smoke dissipates, and...the knight is nowhere to be seen.
>>8810686
W-well...umm...uhh...It could be nervousness!
>>8810721
>She is confused by this action.
Umm...W-what are you doing...?
>>8810665
>she sprints out of the cornucopia
I remember that this place has no rice crackers! What a waste to stay in that place!
>she sprints on....... until exactly 10 seconds she stopped to catch her breath
hufff....... huff...... I should have not runned that fast..
>>8810698
But your honesty has proven to me that you ARE a pervert.
>>8810739
She'll die if she stays with you.
>>8810739
Thank you for the help... but I could have saved myself given some time to think, I'm sure. You should have saved the girl
>>8810742
Nervous about what? i'm not your crush or a tenebrous person
>>8810735
...Pah.
>She roars out in annoyance at the air, before resting the club against her shoulder, and walking off.
>>8810742
Checking for muscles. Weak as a human may be, nothing could possibly be this pathetic!
>>8810739
Harder! This is nothing!
>>8810739
Ow!
Just what are you doing, you beast?
>>8810739
...Why would you like to do that? *sigh* oh well
>She picks an iron bar and smash the car windows, shattering it.
Hey... This is pretty fun.
>She keeps smashing, going as far as setting fire to the oil reserve.
>>8810739
Oh uh....
>she feels grateful for the water
Hmph, thanks for noticing what I need unknown sponsor. At least you know when to be useful..... But... Thanks...
>>8810819
(This is the little girl from last time...)
>>8810819
>Plague Knight struggles to keep his balance.
Get...off me, you...deranged brat...!
>>8810819
It doesn't exist. You made the wrong choice on who to save, for one thing, and for the other... well, stating it would be rude
>>8810819
>Forgot to post stats for last game for that guy keeping score
Fuck I think i'm retarded
>>8810819
A-Aaaach!
>she got stabbed behind her back
Please! N-No more! It.. It hurts!
>she got stabbed again on her back
Gaaaah!! P-Please just let me go! I... I did nothing wrong! I have been a good girl!
>she crawls backwards but there's a tree behind her
N-No! I... I don't want to die! Not again! Please! Let me go! Nooooo!
>she screams as soon as the dumb drawing raises the blender piece
>she got stabbed by her stomach and blood spilling out of her wound
Bu....But...... wh-why..........
>she instantly blacked out from the blood loss
>>8810894
>eats a sandwich
I've been quite unlucky lately, but I think I'm finally on the tracks ag-
>she drops dead, stabbed from behind.
>>8810894
i hope i died from that
>>8810894
I don't sing
>>8810894
So, do I look intimidating enough now?
...nah.
Let's try something else.
>>8810894
>Plague Knight tries to take a drink from it without removing his mask.
>All the soda runs down the front of his cloak, staining it.
>>8810910
What?!
>She's surprised to have been spotted but quickly regains her composure.
Oh well, would you look at that. little Reiko. How are you?
>>8810954
I'm fine~!
>She giggles innocently.
How are you?~
>>8810969
Wowie~!
>>8810910
AND YOU ARE NOT ONE. you weren't stuttering until I mentioned the black thing on your hair
>>8810969
Fantastic, killed by a blender.
>>8810969
Thank you for the help, miss... I'm starting to think I should avoid swimming for a while, my luck with the water is getting worse and worse
>>8810969
road to 0 points
c :
>>8810969
Curse you, Amazon.
My package should be here by now.
>>8810986
W-well, I...!!....I....
>Reiko seems stumped at this point.
>>8810969
Give me back my angel! We had a deal that we'll let them see us both.
>>8810969
>>8810985
Nice enough. I'm still surprised to find you in such a place really.
Are your parents okay with that?
Rika is the culmination of what's wrong with Aussa and his avatars. It's the exaggeration of all the negative traits they exhibit magnified in one avatar. Rika will literally >dodges anything you do that would have an effect on her if you're not part of the touhou or fire emblem circlejerk. Of all the OC's Aussa has crafted, Rika has the least tolerable personality, in that she can be summed up as "Bad-mouthed loli". Godmoding aside, Rika's 'character' is built on headcanons that make little to no sense. Such as having a sister because their names sound similar. There is no other evidence to support a relationship of any kind between the two, and on top of her 'sister', she also picked a random touhou to be her mother. He also abuses her OC-ness to one up every character she talks to. You're a millionare? Well guess what, she is too! You're a scientist? Well, despite being an engineer, she's a scientist! It makes sense that Rika is his favourite character, she's the culmination of cancer, beating out Sophisto himself. Disowned 3 times by her family must make you really powerful, if her godmodding is any indication.
>>8811032
>>8811032
I'm sorry about this. Better luck next time... I really need to stop being near the water
>>8811040
Yeah, of course~!
>>8811032
Wow, that was soooooooo close~!
>>8810910
>She closes her eyes.
They are the arms of someone who more than simply exercises regularly.
>>8811032
Tch...disgraceful.
>>8811032
>>8811055
Just what do you think you're doing? Get yourself your own boat, you-
>rip
>>8811018
Looks like I was right, your hair has something special, isn't it?
>>8811041
Get a job.
>>8811061
Ah...I-is that so?
>>8811059
>She raises an interested eyebrow.
Really? With all the killing and everything.
>she smirks and produce an bottle of beer
Do they mind alcohol too?
>>8811073
W-what do you mean?
>>8811090
No, not at all~
>tfw keeps missing a game so while doing something so I go back to doing what I was doing only for the process to repeat itself
What a bad circle I've gotten myself into.
>>8811032
>>8811117
Oh ok... Would you like some?
>she flaunts a bottle behind her nose
I think it'll help you cool down a bit. You seem stressed.
>>8811149
>Reiko giggles.
Sorry, but that's part of the game~!
>>8811162
Ah? I don't feel stressed....But sure, i'll try some~
>>8811149
This is silly and pointless, you know. Why am I even doing this?
>>8811083
Yes. It is. These arms...yes. As unassuming as they may look, they're definitely those of a warrior!
>>8811117
Like.. are you a demon? your hair it's a demon? are you a magical girl? are you some kind of monster trying to be a human? are you some kind of god? are you a robot? I just keep saying random anime shit
>>8811175
Really? You seems intimidated by little Gabriel though, but oh well.
>She hands Reiko a fresh one.
Enjoy.
>>8811185
U-umm...well...uh...
>Reiko is hesitant about revealing the truth.
>>8811194
Heeeey...that was miiiine...~
>>8811196
Thank you~!
>Reiko drinks the alcohol. She doesn't seem disgusted by it but she looks like she enjoys it.
>>8811196
>>8811196
>>8811194
Well, that's one way to lose. At least I didn't nearly drown for a fourth time
Anyway, Cage Games coming up next maybe 10 minutes after Kamina's game. Would you say 24 or 36 are appropriate.
>>8811237
>realised i just linked the same post three times
>fuck
>>8811249
Whoops
>>8811237
Say it already, im getting bored right here..
>>8811194
>>8811249
>>8811256
36, we're a bit active right now.
>>8811237
You seem to like it. That's the spirit! Don't be afraid to ask, I have plenty of them.
>She puts another beer before Reiko, hoping to losen her inhibitions.
>>8811250
>It's ok really.
>>8811268
Great then. I'll be back in a moment.
>>8811268
>>8811257
W-well...I'm not...who people think I am...
>>8811276
>Reiko smiles as she drinks another.
Hehehe~!
>>8811268
>Reiko kills Gant in a fit of sorrow and anger.
>>8811298
Yaaaay~!
>>8811333
A weirdo with a secret
>>8811298
Winner next.
>>8811333
>She looks at Reiko(s cheeks with care, seeing that they're starting to take a scarlet colour.
So tell me Reiko... Who are you?
>>8811344
Well...umm...
>She decides to go along with Gabriel's assumption.
Yeah! S-something like that!
>>8811360
Uwaaah!!!
>Reiko falls and she hits her face on jagged rock.
>>8811387
Hmmm?...~ What do you...
>She hiccups.
mean by that...?
>>8811389
So a robot demon god monster magical girl with demon hair?
>>8811416
>She decides to go along, while in turn, lying.
Y-yeah, exactly!!
>>8811425
>>8811459
cute
>>8811459
Congratulate my wife on her win guys
>>8811465
She's great
>>8811413
Oh the usual... Where do you come from. What you're *really* doing in life, that sort of stuff.
>>8811425
>>8811459
I fear that centaur took the wrong adress...
Well, thank you for the game.
>>8811468
I didn't forget this time
>>8811459
Grats. Pizza is best food
>>8811459
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8811468
I suppose I should thank you.
>>8811459
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting
>>8811468
Congrats to the winner.
Thanks for the game,host.
>>8811459
There could be worse. Congratulations! And thank you for this.
Thanks for hosting Kamina and congratulations to the winner.
Lets proceed shall we?
First 36.
Is this the gay bath house?
>>8811468
>Sanya looks up from her pillow to see that the game's over.
Oh...congratulations to the centaur, and thank you for the game, host.
>>8811504
Len
>>8811504
Damon Gant
>>8811504
Astaroth
>>8811504
Nagisa Kaworu
>>8811471
Ahh, weeeeeeeell....I come from Gotham and i'm a...
>She decides to lie.
...Pop star. I'm really popular...~!
>>8811504
Sabine
>>8811504
>doing it in the same thread
kill yourself retard
>>8811504
Ruby Gloom
>>8811504
Sergeant Feels
>>8811504
Kindred Hunter
>>8811468
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8811504
Eggman-kun
>>8811504
Night Dog
>>8811504
Emi
>>8811468
>Thanks for hosting
>>8811504
Mount Lady
>>8811504
Grora
>>8811504
Numbuh 1
>>8811455
Oh.. sounds like a lie, but i'll take it
>>8811504
Gabriel
>>8811504
Reigen Arataka
>>8811504
Avenger
>>8811504
Vic Viper
>>8811504
Vert's tits
>>8811534
And?
>>8811504
Lucy
>>8811508
The bara thread is next door senpai.
>>8811534
>not hosting
>complaining
>image limit is still far
Kill yourself retard.
>>8811504
Machi
>>8811558
Heheheh~ Okay~
>>8811504
Ginshi Shirazu
>>8811504
Peach
>>8811504
Elias Ainsworth
>>8811504
YoRHa No. 2 Type B
>>8811504
Lana
>>8811570
do it on cam
>>8811504
Yuzu Tanikawa
>>8811504
Avenger
>>8811504
Metal Gear EXCELSUS
>>8811532
(She's not as easy as I thought)
A popstar? Yeah I can why they'd like a cute button like you.
>she puts another beer before Reiko.
So, you come here to cool down?
>>8811504
Donut
>>8811504
Rokurou Rangetsu
>>8811504
Lightning Emperor Raitei
>>8811504
Senshougahara
>>8811504
Kamikirimusi
>>8811571
Ik that, but is this the gay bath house?
We good to go?
>>8811667
No. Get out
>>8811690
Fine, fine, let's begin.
>>8811690
Yeah... We're good!
(...I better not die early this time!)
>>8811690
Seems I've just barely made it. Let us in already.
>>8811690
Let us begin then.
Time for bloodbath.
>>8811616
Well, yes!~ I love games!
>Reiko drinks another.
>>8811723
>Flies aways from the cornucopia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uR2W5d8rD0
>>8811723
Hopefully someone will give me a good fight today.
>>8811745
This must be a *hell* of a tendious job if killing people is the only game able to make you chill, hmm?
...
Unless there is something else?
>>8811723
How about we go find a less depressing place than this?
>>8811723
Day one
>>8811723
Stop trying to chicken out. You decided to follow me on this mission so we're going in together.
>>8811723
What a dump! Has no one heard of feng shui?
>>8811723
Wait, did I just lose right at the start? Well, that's disappointing
>>8811770
Hmph, what an unworthy opponent.
>>8811770
Hmm? It's that strange hotel again? Well, I guess I'll just stay away from anything too dang-
>The eternal darkness grabs Astaroth and pulls her back whence she came
>>8811770
Please let me go.
>>8811770
there weren't any roads here
>>8811770
And there she goes. Oh well
>>8811723
>Spots the house in the distance
Well, this seems like a creepy place for someone to call home.
>>8811770
>Spots the scissors lying on a table, blood splattered on them
Oh shit, looks like someone wasn't using these in a safe or proper way.
>>8811770
What? I'm used to drinking out of strangle bottles! Hah hah!
...Keh.
>>8811770
Night one.
>>8811770
Hahaha! That is funny...Wait, why am I just joking around?! I have work to do!
>>8811834
...What is that.
>Numbuh 1 appears scared but keeps a calm expression. He runs off.
>>8811834
I-it might be better to avoid him...
>>8811834
>Rokurou grabs both of his daggers and shoots his assailant a wicked smile in response.
Did you wait all this time for me to get up? That's quite honorable of you.
>>8811834
Day two.
>>8811766
Well, it's the ruuules~! If I have to kill, then I will!
>>8811892
I don't think he's worth our time. I suggest we get a move on.
>>8811834
>Feels notices the painting change from a pic of a beautiful woman to the same woman but looking mangled
Wait, what the fuck?
>Looks around nervously
Is this some kind of joke? If so nice job, you can cut it out now you know.
>He receives no response.
>>8811892
This is just gross.
...since he's dead, might as well take a look at this.
>>8811892
Urgh...disgusting. The stench is absolutely rotten...
>>8811892
Night two.
>>8811910
It's not like there aren't any other games like that minus the killing. Just admit that it suits you...
...
Still not drunk?
>>8811954
You know... This isn't exactly how I wanted to spend time here.
>>8811886
>Ginji shrugs off the attack with feint laughter.
There's no honor in ending a fellow team mate.
>>8811954
"Behind you".
What? What is behind me? I just came through this hall and there was nothing behi-
>>8812004
>>8812004
>>8812004
>>8812004
This way guys.
>>8811892
>Breathing heavily
Who the fuck was that and why are they trying to slaughter us?
>>8811954
>After searching for what felt like a eternity, Feels finally finds a phone, and dials 911. Only to find there is no signal
Damnit, this ain't good at all. Just gonna have to survive long enough for help I arrive I guess.
>>8811954
...Aa...ah...
>Numbuh 1 screams like a girl and runs away from the headless thing.
>>8811974
W-well, now that you mention it, I feel a bit tipsy...
ban