Haha I hate myself

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Hahaha cream got threaded.

Rest in gravy.

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i miss smoking cigarettes

>>8808773
I don't.
Weed is twenty times better at solving problems than fags.

haha

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>>8807190
I'm pretty sure my therapist is in way over her head with me and doesn't know how to admit it.

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>>8813243
>looks at thumbnail
>aw nice
>enlarges
>its not a backsack
mfw

>>8813351
Are you me?

Still pretty nice hot pic, someone could edit it maybe in request thread.

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>>8813243
>>8813351
>looks at thumbnail
>aw nice
>enlarges
>it's divine possum pussy
mfw

>>8813430
the position is brilliant and that jacket is adorable
if vaginas werent so icky today would be a good day

Isnt that vagina way too high anyway?

>>8813765
True that

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>tfw no qt possum bf

whatever happened to Habits?

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>>8815796
Maybe someone broke them?

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>>8815974

>>8809804
>fags don't solve problems
ergo the thread

>>8813243
omfg requesting clem/kyle in this position

Starting tomorrow!
>Escitalopram 5mg.
>Risperidone 1mg.
>Clonazepam 0,5mg.
The shrink won't tell me what's wrong. Are these babby's first psychotropics or am I fucked?

>>8818346
>Risperidone
I used to be one this for Bipolar. It made me non-stop horny, gave me insomnia and made me afraid of dying constantly.

I eventually stopped and really should get back to seeing him about some new medications.

>>8818346
They won't tell you what's wrong but expect you to take medicine to fix it? That sounds like ass caked in poo.

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>>8818453
Yeah, that's what I get for having an episode
>it's an "anon walks for miles while hurting himself and almost gets placed in a mental health institution" episode
The psychiatrist just gave da peels and requested I get a psychological evaluation to compare notes.

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>>8818346
>>8818566
>SSRI
Normal.
>Antipsychotic
Not unusual
>Tranquilizer
Given your history, this makes sense

Hang in there bro.

>>8818566
As >>8818718 showed, it's not difficult to find out what the drugs do. It just confuses me that they wouldn't explain a little bit as to why. I might be projecting, but I feel like a patient is more likely to be compliant if they feel included and readily informed.

But yeah, hang in there.

>>8818971
Other than some vague shit about "intrusive thoughts", he hasn't told me anything.

Has anyone here done acrylic painting?

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/seinfeld/ A thread about nothing

Our one true lord and savior edition

At what point of self-harm should do the 1.3 hour long walk down the highway to get to the hospital?

>>8820946
Deep

uwu

>>8819362
What is he doing here?

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>>8813243
Quick edit of this.

>>8824889
this is what i needed

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>>8813243
>>8824889
Last edit

hello, have a bump

>>8824889
Brilliant. Thanks for the good deed, bruh.

>>8808773
I miss spinning my weed with tobacco. The high makes me energetic but not paranoid. I really need my lungs though.

>>8819539
When you realize you're fucked up.

>"hah"

>>8831222
Checked

Good morning thread.

>>8831222
heh heh heh eh

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>>8831222
hehehehe

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I wish someone would catch me.

>>8838583
i wish someone would touch me

My parents said i was nothing but disappointment when they found out i dropped technical school and did not tell them for a year
And since they never heard me when i told them i didn't want it and made me do it anyway killing all the chances i had of socializing with other people by making me do it at the same time as highschool
It was almost a year and a half that i finished highschool
And doing those two at the same time was hell always rushing no time to relax no one that i could befriend since i had no time to talk to anyone
If i wasn't such a coward i would probably have tried to kill myself
And since i have no one willing to listen to me at home i'll just say it here
My father mentioned putting me in a psychologist, my mom said that i deserve a beating
she never does beat me but she always threatens me, and consideringshe beat my older sister with a high heels shoe on the head, you never know when she will actually beat me up while i do nothing like the coward i am

>>8838744
I don't know how to help but I wish I did.

Good luck my friend.

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>>8813243

nump

>>8838744
Wow, that's rough anon

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I'm guessing there are a few stoners here. What's your plans for 4/20?

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>>8844160
watch dazed and confused with bate en mano haha

Heh

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Did you nerds all finally off yourselves?

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>>8849057
Nope!

>>8849057
sadly not

>>8849057
yeah i'm dead

>be me
>get into uni
>chose to live in a dorm room so it would be easier to make new friendships n shit
>i now hide in fear in my room and only consume stuff that does not need refrigiration so i dont have to use or even go to the communal kitchen
why was i so naive?

>>8849057
Yep. Turns out, this is hell alright

I have severe social anxiety and haven't left my house in over four weeks, how do I fix this

>>8849057
Weekdays are pretty slow, some of us have jobs/school.
We're like bad smelling, mentally unstable stars. Just because you can't see us doesn't mean we don't exist.

>>8850886
I will have you know that I showered two days ago.

>>8851010
I showered yesterday with a bottle of "Moonlight Path" body wash I found in my room because I actually cleaned it a bit.

The stuff's 5 years old but still smells good.

>>8850743
do something small like going out to get the mail

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Found the balls to ask a girl out. She just did that thing where she just kept delaying.
I don't have a problem with being rejected, but it's honestly worse when they try to spare my feelings. It's like, do they honestly think I'm a weak enough man that I wouldn't be able to handle a straight no?

>>8857479
I doubt it's because she thinks you're weak. She either doesn't like saying a straight no--which is rude to you but not a critique of your character--or she's at a loss for how to do it.

Either way, it blows, but kudos for going for it.

Hehe

I wish I had shorter eyelashes. They're always getting in my fucking eye.

>>8861728
hahahahahhahahhahhhhahahahahhahhahahahhaaahahahahh rip u nigga

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Teehee I hate myself

>>8864064
Bows look silly on opossums. They're cute enough without accessories.

where did the artist of those comics even go? I loved reading them

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This is a robbery
Put the Clem porn in the bag and nobody gets hurt

>>8807190
I want to cream Clem's possum pussy.

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>>8864103
I'm not sure man, I think this one would look like it's angry without the bow.

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>>8864356
what bag

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>>8825080
big balls

>>8868224
tfw waifu shows you how much your edit sucks

God fucking damn it my roomate left my orange tree to die

>>8869274
Oh dang, now i remember what i wanted to do yesterday, but forgot:

Asking how are you, orange tree bro?

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>>8869310
I'm... Okay i guess
I got a skin transplant two or three weeks ago, can't remember

They put me in an other hospital for that and i accidently left all my shit there so i couldn't talk to you guys :(

What about you?

>>8844160
Is that comic gunna replace Habits as the go-to for these threads?

>>8844160
Been out of weed for four weeks. Too socially retarded to find a new dealer, plus I don't know anybody in this area. Probably going to smoke cigarettes and get drunk, like I do most nights. I just hate being sober, and the only drugs I have access to right now are horrible life-fucking substances.

>>8869400
Tired, like always.
So what now? Got any plans or life's back to normal?

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>>8869622
I know that feel, legal drugs are the worst.
>>8869502
Probably not. Pic related could be a good tagline to a series of Megahex threads though.

>>8869844
Fair 'nuff. Megahex seems to fit this thread as well, though. Both it and Habits have a "failure to launch" vibe, and reading one normally makes me want to read the other.

megg mogg and owl is okay but everyone in the comic are abhorrent assholes

habits is just friends being friends and occasionally being dicks to each other like friends do

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I think a big part of the difference between the two is the ages of the characters. Clem & co. are in their early twenties, while MMO&WWJ are nearing 30. When you're young you might have trouble finding what you want to do with your life, but when you're older you're meant to have figured it out.

And the Megahex gang are doing even worse at life than Clem's group. Out of Megg, Mogg and Owl, only Owl has a job. None of them seem to have any aspirations in life.
In contrast, Bennett and Kyle go to college, Kyle while also having a job at the gas station, and Clem at least has income from helping out Gary.

>>8870680
So MMO&WWJ are Clem & co.in the future probably.
Yaaaay, happy thoughts

>>8807190
Redpill me on this.

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I think maybe getting a glass butt plug to wear on errands and around the house is the spice my life needs.

haha i'm ambivalent toward myself

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>>8864103

>Not liking bows on possums

>>8873878
I've wanted to get one of those fluffy tail ones to wear around. I think it'd be nice while I'm just laying around on my laptop.

>>8873958
I love the idea of those, but I worry about stuff getting in the tail and messing it up. Also I'm picky about quality, so I'd rather get the plug and tail separately and make it myself. There are some silicone plugs with a small metal ring on the bottom that folds into the base that I think would be perfect for that.

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Everyone should do a shitty opossum sketch right now.

>>8876235
Do you want a shitty possum, or a shitty "possum"?

>>8877572
Either's fine.

>When you're talking with some friends and whenever you say something everyone goes awkwardly quiet for a while

I feel like fucking shit.

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>>8877579
Hopefully this will at least make you feel better about your own artistic skill, which is significantly more than mine.

>>8877886
Download a better program and put your mouse sensitivity on low. I've been drawing for 2 days and that's all I know.

>>8877904
Man I had to do that with a trackpad

thanks though

>>8869635
Aww
I have to rest for two weeks more and hope the skin doesn't come off

hheh heehehhe

My fucking laptop overheated and crashed. Gonna kms about now.

>>8881774
that sucks man

>>8881813
I had an open Krita project. All that work gone.

Granted I didn't really do much and it wasn't very good, but it's more the fact it happened at all.

>>8881824
damn that really sucks then

>>8881834
How's your night (or day or whatever) going anon?

>>8881836
pretty good up until 10 minutes ago. i'm actually the maddest i've been in ages.

>hungry
>decide to go grab a snack
>nothing in the cupboard
>okay fine i'll grab something from the fridge
>initially see nothing
>then spot yogurt tub
>sweet.jpg
>grab it
>it's really light
>look into it
>it's fucking empty
>start getting really mad that some cunt left an empty yogurt container in the fucking fridge
>i need to fucking break something i'm that fucking mad
>grab a beer bottle from the recycling
>go outside and peg it at the ground
>sweet release
>start feeling better
>go back inside, decide to check the other two cupboards i haven't tried yet
>nothing in the first one
>the second has a bag of pretzels
>open it up
>there's like three pretzels
>what the fuck
>at this point i'm fuming
>i punch the wall a few times
>give up, go back to my room

i don't even know why i got so mad. this isn't the first time this has happened.

>>8881937
I can understand why you're mad. Nothing's more fucking irritating then people leaving empty food packets in the fridges and cupboard.

Any shops within walking distance or anything? A walk and some food might make you a bit happier.

>>8881952
i would go out and grab something, but it's 10pm here and the closest shops that would be open now are about an hours walk from here. i'd be up for that, but there's fuck all lighting for most of the way and i get spooked easily.

>>8881979
Queensland Ausfag?

Also fuck, it sucks having no food around but you could call it an early night and try to go in the morning.

>>8882001
yeah qld

and yeah i think i will go to bed, got nothing else to do

>>8882013
Alright, good night man and have fun with the weather. I haven't seen any news reports from up North so I thought all your storms died down after that huge one.

>>8882022
good night, and i thought our storms died down too? are we supposed to get a storm?

early bump before i go

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>>8876235
I'll do one later, promise.

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>>8876235
haha

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>>8876235
There

>>8881774
And here I am, whining and bitching just because my netbook's battery died, and since the thing is ten years old, no spares can be found.
>the chinaman who sold them on ebay no longer sells them because he's out of them

>On drugs for two days now
>no hallucinations, intrusive thoughts nearly gone
>still depressed and suicidal
>extra drowsy too

Haha

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>>8876235

People used to tell me that I was smart.

>>8883597
this is really cute

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>>8885901
>tfw everyone praised your intelligence
>tfw you were told you were meant for great things
>tfw you are a 30+ NEET autist that must be medicated to function halfways properly.

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Hey guys, I've been thinking about killing myself since I was 7. My father was an electrician who also repeared old televisions, I broke one of them while I was playing and knew what would happen to me once he gets home, the feeling of fear was so strong that I thought I rather die now then go through all the beating I knew would come. Luckely he was too drunk and didn't notice. A lot has happened since then, since I pointed that knife against my chest, lately the thoughts have been getting stronger, specially now that I'm earning some money and can spend some time with people, I feel like I can fit in or rather I know I can but it so tiring, it is exhausting and I oftens woder why am I doing this to begin with. It feels like there is no point.

I've been reading a lot about economics(Thomas Sowell basic economics) and psychology(mainly social psychology) and watching documentaries(century of the self) and youtube videos(like introduction to psychology(PSYC 110) and the shool of life), I've been trying to understand, trying to find something, I've also been training martial arts and swim every weekend, not because I want to be better but because there is a point where I'm so exhausted, I just don't think about anything, my mind goes blank. I've also been trinking a lot lately and today when I was crossing a bridge I thought, why not just jump and be done with it?, my mind went blank like there was no counter argument, no answer against the question.

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>>8890051

When I was home, I saw my mother, probably the only reason why I keep going, I don't know why I'm telling you guys this, I don't really expect any answers(maybe some (you)'s) I guess I just wanted to say it to someone who wouldn't look at me with pity. I'm tired of it, sometimes I can't keep the charade no matter how hard I try and I see the look in their eyes, when they realize something is wrong with me but they rather choose to ignore it and I make it easier for them by staying in character, joking around, pretending l have goals and ambitions, by pretending that my life is going somewhere. I feel the anger and the sadness and I hope it won't burst out in a way we've seen a lot of times in the news, the good thing about having some knowledge of psychology is that I realize sooner that my thoughts are being clouded by my emotions, that everything seems worse than it actually is, I really hope I'm a coward enough to don't do anything.

I've been starting to believe in god again and something like the righteous path, doing good and don't expecting anything in return. I hope and prey things will never escalate to the point where I do or something that'll make the life of my mother worse. She has gone through a lot and I want her days on earth to be peaceful and that she doesn't regret giving up so much for his fucked up, piece of shit son.

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>>8876235
>>8883216
I gave up on doing it on my PC and did a notebook doodle instead.

>>8890051
>>8890216
>I just wanted to say it to someone who wouldn't look at me with pity
There are plenty of people out there who won't. Have you tried talking with a therapist about all this?

>>8890423

Once I do that, the charade will be over, people still think something is wrong with me but its not at a critical level, like still close to the middle where I can still change myself, get better and be done with it. Therapy means for everyone that I'm beyond saving, I'm constantly broken and the eyes of pity will remain forever. Specially my mother, thinks I can keep going and I can move forward, I'm not a mistake or a lost cause. It is worse because she is old-fashioned and can't help herself that she is aware and cares about what others think.

It is not healthy, I'm aware of that, I'm doing everything worse for myself but as long as I keep the charade going, my mother doesn't have to lose hope in the choices she made.

I've seen those family drama moments in television where a family member admits something is wrong with him and the family hugs him and promise that everything will be alright. I really wish things would be like that.

>>8890739
I spend a while writing and re-writing a response, but I couldn't get it to come out right. I don't think this is going to hit the mark either, but I wanted to write something.

You can't keep up the charade forever. It will break eventually. If things aren't getting better, then you're better off letting it slip sooner rather than later.
If people around you pity you for needing help, then they're not worth keeping around you.
But no-one's going to pity you.
Your mother loves you. If you need help, she will want to help you.
You're not beyond saving. You're not broken beyond repair.
If you find yourself in a really bad spot, like if you're crossing that bridge and thinking of jumping again, then seek help immediately. Call a service like the Samaritans. The person on the other end won't judge you - they don't even know who you are, and they're there to listen.

This last one is a really low blow and I'm sorry for it, but what would your mother rather discover? That her son needs help, or that her son is dead?

>>8891461
Shit I really need help, writing it out and reading it again now that I'm more composed really feels like I'm reaching some low points where things could really go wrong, I wish I was normal, I wish I was not like this. I've seen other people break, people who couldn't keep it together, why can't I keep myself together? how can it be so hard? there are moments when I'm worn out after the training, after I draw something or had been really drunk, moments of clearity but they don't last.

I guess I'll look out for help but noone can know. A social life is nothing but a prison but the game of pretend is necessary to move forward, you can't do shit alone and building connections and knowing how to deal with people is hard work but makes life easier in other ways, I can't give up on that.

>>8885901
i think this is what fucked me up.

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>>8876235
my ssum. That's a rope around his neck haha

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haha i ate myself

>>8896781
oops haha

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Does anyone have a cure/fix for being an insufferable prick?
Asking for a friend.
haha.

>>8898523
stop being an insufferable prick

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I haven't touched 4chan in probably forever now, losing track of days
Was about to get my shit straightened out but things fell apart again with some family members dying
haha

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>>8898630
Man, shit, how could I have missed that option.
Thank you anon, I have become enlightened.

For real though how do I stop being that asshole that gets mad at the dumbest shit I hate it and want it to stop.

>>8898818
Man that's rough, been through that before.
It gets better eventually, I promise.

haha

God dammit. I didn't get to smoke a bowl on Hitler's birthday.

>>8902251
disappointed in you desu senpai

oversized sweaters are gods gift to man

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>>8903802
This

hoho

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Ha ha.

Hello, /opossum/. It's been a little while. How is everything?

Just got back from a trip to California to see my in-laws. And so we could drive my mother-in-law's car back, since she's in her 80's, near-legally blind and legally deaf and definitely should have stopped driving five years ago.

The car trip was fun. 10 hours to Phoenix, stopped at a relative's house to sleep, then another 18 to Oklahoma. Ha ha. Other than gassing up and a short break at a rest stop for about 30 minutes or so, we drove the whole thing straight. And by 'we' I mean 'I', because yeah.

On the positive end, this now means we have two cars in case of emergencies. So, woo.

>>8904949
sounds nice anon

>>8906612
my boner is dead and you killed it

>>8906794
I've had a raging boner since I found the picture.

>>8906612
Needs more balls and destroyed assholes

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>>8907531
If hairy, freckled, menses-dripping 'possum pussy isn't enough for you people, then I just don't know.

>>8907720
Wrong timeline Enterprise, homosexuality didn't get yet exterminated here.

>>8904949
where abouts in oklahoma do you live

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>>8906612
>Neon-green dreadlocks

>>8912467
I'm not much for the dreads either, but at least all the neon green is from hair dye, nail polish, or makeup, and she's not some highlighter elemental.

hey possum how do i stop being depressed without drugs
what do i do when the interpersonal interaction stops working
the trash rps have only made it worse

>>8904949
Eh, my best friend is struggling with prescription medication addiction, and his "friends" (people who smoke weed with him then disappear) are just encouraging him to continue down that shitty path. Fucking sucks.

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>>8915271
Good questions.
All the advice I have is, just keep going, things get better eventually. Maybe get a pet, big affectionate dogs are great.

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>>8915271
>>8915820
Exercise. Doesn't have to be very strenuous, but at least get out of the house and go for a walk/run a few times a week.

If there is one thing that I always did, even when I couldn't get out of bed the rest of the weekend, I went for a hike to clear my mind.

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possuuuuuuums

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haha i grate myself

I just woke up from a nap and freaked the fuck out because no one's home. I thought I'd died or gone insane.

New comic btw

>>8919789
what, post link

>>8919819
http://terribleterribleterrible.tumblr.com/post/159887509375

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>>8919917
We're alive again. Yay.

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>>8919917
i'm glad

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>>8919917

Life is worth living again.

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>>8919917
Well, I got it

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>>8920815

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>>8920820

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>>8920826

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>>8920834

>>8919917
We did it guys. We did nothing but shit post and drink for several months and got some good results. Suck it prequel

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>>8921333
Should we stop shitposting and drinking now?

[nospoilersontrash] Can we husbando post?[/spoiler]

>>8921452
I just want to hang out with douglas
Also,
>stop
>drinking
For what purpose?

>>8921614
So you can drink more coffee, tea and hot chocolate. It's getting cold here now that it's nearly winter.

>>8921668
As long as i can add liquor you got a deal

>>8921745
>House has literally no liquor in it right now

Sure but bring enough to share.

>>8921781
Hey my dude i alwase share. No fun to drink alone

>>8921806
Very true. I haven't actually had a buddy to drink with in about 6 months now though, just sit in my room with it and chug painkillers.

So you could honestly rob me at gunpoint and I'd consider it a good night.

>>8921839
What kind of pain killers anon? And if it makes you feel better if i was going to rob you i would only steal [spoilerthatwontwork] your heart [/spoiler]

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>>8921902
Whatever's laying around. Most of the time my Step-Father has some for his back because he has arthritis or something so they're pretty good. Think they have codeine in them

Also /trash/ really needs spoilers. It's actually a pretty fast board and deserves them. Plus mousing over a spoiler to see that would've been nice.

keke

>>8918946
I remember those

I just thought I was getting messages from my dead grandfather but it turns out Stardew Valley characters just share a lot of names with my family.

Hahahaha holy shit is happening we all going to die I'm dead we all are dead only terrible terrible terrible is alive

I haven't posted in this thread for quite a while

But seems like Habits received an update
http://terribleterribleterrible.tumblr.com/post/159887509375

>>8925024
Oh. That was a rather cryptic message.

>>8925936
2 l8 m8

>>8926447
Haha~

hahaha i hate myself

You people may hate yourself but i love my mare she is a fine animal >3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dklwR0J0bSo

>>8838744
You're not a dissapointment, you still young.
But you need to get away from your parents and socialize more.

Updated the habits collection on mega with new comic:

https://mega.nz/#F!w8snESwT!q9gOUyA2hGjB-cmWAIsJpw

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>>8919917
our queen lives

haha

>>8906612
tumblr/10

10th page aagaaaainnn

>>8936618
>habits lives again
>thread dies

good night bump, sleep tight possums

>>8919917
When was the last update? How long has Lauren been playing possum?

I think I've finally gone crazy.

So are these threads just self loathing circle jerks?

>>8943630
yes

>>8943678
Oh, okay. Thanks man.

>>8943727
no problem

>>8943222
What makes you say that?

>>8943864
A bunch of weird shit is happening and I keep having dreams with people dying. I had a panic attack today at a McDonalds and had to sit in the toilets for about 10 minutes trying to calm myself down.

Also I sent some messages to people and I don't remember sending them, plus they're all gibberish.

>>8943905
Oh I'm sorry. Has there been something specific you've been stressing out about that would lead to this? Or is it just out of nowhere anxiety building up in your system?

>>8944057
Just out of nowhere. I used to be on some medications when I was younger for mental things but this is probably the worst it's ever been.

Real issue is I have no easy access to healthcare so I'll need family to give me a lift to the doctors, and they'll want to know why. I'm just nervous about having to explain this kind of thing to my family.

>>8944089
I know how you feel. I'm kinda in the same position. I've been really depressed lately and its been affecting my life pretty hard. I pretty much never get out of bed and I've had a very hard time getting shit done, and I'm too nervous to talk to my family about it, but at this point if it's affecting you so badly i don't really think there's any other option. I know I'm just some random guy on the Internet, but i want you to have the best life you can and be happy and not be fucked by stuff like that. Please go talk to them about it and get help before its too late. I hate seeing others suffer and i don't want you to cross the point of no return. I know its extremely nerve racking but the risk is more than worth it for the help you can get. Anyways that's just my thoughts on it.

>>8944285
Hearing it from a complete rando actually helps. Thank you. I was planning on talking to them and next time my mum goes out for a smoke I'll go with her and talk about it.

I hope everything in your life goes well man. You're a good guy.

>>8944305
Thanks man. I hope everything works out for the best. Anyways im off to bed. I hope to talk to you again in the future.

>>8944089
Just tell your family it's a routine checkup, or a vaccine booster, something like that.

>>8944946
I have issues lying to people. I can't stand it, makes me feel like shit.

Also my fucking mother isn't giving me a chance to talk about it. She keeps doing shit around other family members.

>>8945276
It's up to you. If bringing this up with your family prevents you from getting help, then I'd seriously reconsider.

Right now, you don't have much info about the problems or a plan of treatment, so there's not much to tell anyways.

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So what are these threads, it seems to be centered around some possum webcomic?

Then in between you all talk about your life problems but don't even namefag using namesync or avatarfag to better keep track of each others posts.

>>8945867
namefagging and avatarfagging is lame, we have a discord for that

>>8945867
We prefer to keep things simple depressing stories and rants. Namefags and avatarfag bring nothing but retarded petty bickering. There's a discord but I don't know what that's like.

Honestly at this point it's less about the comic and more about being able to come and anonymously vent without any prior stigmas about our problems from other people.

>>8945911
>>8945867
the discords pretty good, basically the same thing as the thread but with names

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>>8945895
And you guys wonder why your threads die.

>>8945911
From what I've read so far these threads remind me of the alcoholic threads on /ck/

>>8945923
I'm kind of creeped out by how many of you were lurking this thread waiting for someone to post....

>>8945943
>I'm kind of creeped out by how many of you were lurking this thread waiting for someone to post....
?
of course people from the thread discord would be in the thread

also what is
>And you guys wonder why your threads die.
supposed to mean? namefagging and avatarfagging is lame

>>8945943
Please for the love of god don't avatar post this thread up, if it turns into a general full of that I'll have no reason not to kill myself.

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>>8945959
It's fun with a good group of people.

>>8945967
Alright I'll take off I was just curious.

I just happened to notice this thread one day because the /trash general I hang out on has a guy that shows up occasionally and uses cropped pictures from this comic to avatar in our thread.

>>8945994
Thank you kindly. Honestly this thread serves little purpose in my life other then giving me something to do. I spend about 14-17 hours a day browsing 4chan with this tab open and the rest either sleeping or going to the welfare office. Now I've realised how meaningless this is and I'm going to drink.

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>>8946028
Alright hope you do alright with yourself.

hi possums, someone has the comic where clem should take the pills but she cant open the bottle and ends up not taking them?

i think it was called clem cant do a thing but i cant seem to find it

>>8946900
check the mega, should be a link in the thread

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>>8947205
I'm pretty sure she could have opened the bottle. She just didn't.

>>8945276
Just make a point of talking with her, and don't let the fact that she's busy dishearten you. Everyone gets busy some times, just wait it out and talk with her when you can.
>>8945428
>Right now, you don't have much info about the problems or a plan of treatment, so there's not much to tell anyways.
That's why it's important for him to go see a professional, to figure out what's wrong and figure out a treatment to make him feel better.

>>8947205
>>8947207
This kinda gets me on a personal level because i had a friend who would do this. Just not take his pills and it just hurt to see him like that. I get being depressed and anxiety ridden and shit sucks, but if you have the means to fix it and feel better, why wallow in it? I don't know.

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goin back to therapy tomorrow, wish me luck.
i don't wanna fuck this up, whenever i go in the room my mind just goes blank and i forget everything i wanted to say.

>>8949634
Good luck possum <3
Remember to have notepad in phone or piece of paper write things down

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>>8949634
I'm in the same position, going back tomorrow to actually spill out what I need to after a ton fo time of not doing so.

Good luck, fellow possum.

I considered calling a crisis hotline last night, but realized I don't trust them to help or understand. I don't trust anybody. I just washed some Benadryl down with liquor and watched Vsauce until I fell asleep.

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>>8945994
Nanachi, this isn't your thread

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I got a write up at work today and almost cried in front my manager and the whole store today.

>>8958339
Don't worry. The week before I quit my old job I did cry in front of my manager.

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I kept getting in trouble at my job because I couldn't go fast enough ever
Guess I'm the only person who can't handle 12 hours on their feet every day in a hot ass factory Monday through Saturday every week

>>8960167
I got fired from a job several years ago because I was too slow. I kept fazing out and, near the end, even started falling asleep briefly while standing up. Likewise, apparently 10 hours of almost nonstop putting pants on hangers just comes naturally to most.

heh

Bump for Anzac day.

>>8963799
did you go to the dawn service anon?

>>8963842
I went to the one last year. Didn't even remember today was Anzac day until 10 am.

>>8963873
nice, i've never been

>>8964028
It's pretty good. The RSL does a $2 Breakfast after it normally and they have bacon, eggs, toast, coffee and even have some alcohol if you're lucky.

>>8964061
sweet, might go next year then

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>>8956744
Every thread is a Nanachi thread.

>>8960167
>12 hours on their feet every day in a hot ass factory Monday through Saturday
>>8960529
>10 hours of almost nonstop putting pants on hangers

I'm not really sure why people say being alive is a good thing when this makes up like a quarter of your life.

>>8963873
oh crap, was anzac day today? i forgot to get up
._.

>>8964729
I know. I swear I had no warning this year. I won $10 playing two-up though so today was good aside from being half-kicked out my family's house.

>>8910658
Shitty little town called Shawnee. Biggest atteaction beyond the casinos is, literally, the Wal-Mart. There is nothing else to do here but gamble, go shopping and apparently shoot up enough meth to make your teeth fall out before you're forty.

Seriously, we have something of a record for the number of meth and crack addicts in this town.

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>>8964604
At the pants-hanging place, I remember in the break room there was a poster with between 50 and 100 names on it, celebrating those who had worked there for 5 years. 10. 20. 30 entire years. If I knew my name were to end up on something like that, I'd kill myself at the first opportunity.

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What are some of your bad habits, habits thread inhabitants?
I let my beard grow to a stubble just to rip it out when im bored during lectures.

>>8969016
I chew and bite on my fingers and nails to the point where they're covered in blood. I also like to pick at scabs and rip them open, and then pick at the edges of the wound, too. If I can't do either of those I bite and chew on my lips and cheek.

>>8946907
>>8947205
>>8947207


Thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thaaaaaanks!!

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I didn't know how it could get worse, but my mom is letting our house be foreclosed
Gotta love terrible events right after another when there's nothing you can do about it

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>>8813243
didn't see the other edits before I did this but whatever I have needs

>>8968050
That's pretty much the scenario I face right now. I'm talking with my shrink about how stale my life is and why it's like, a better idea to keep going or whatever

>>8969016
pretty much the same as >>8969279 but i also chew pen lids and bottle tops

Is it bad that I've really been craving a cigarette lately? Like my friends started smoking and i didn't really smoke much when they did, but lately its been really getting to me. People smoke all the time at my work and it just makes me really want to buy a pack and its awful. What do i do?

>>8973447
Don't smoke.
It's expensive and you're poor.

>>8973447
Stop being an autistic fuck and letting other people influence you.

>>8969525
Way better job than mine, and also i can fap to it now. Thanks anon.

>>8947663
I was doing this for sometime now. Thought I was getting better, it just felt like I wasn't 'me' when I was on them. If I need pills to be functional, then what the fuck am I as a person? I talked to a close friend about it and helped me get back on my meds. Feel a bit better, noticed I was more prone to anger without them, which is strange cause I was never a violent person before the pills.

>>8974335
>what is withdrawal
Escitalopram -which I'm on right now- causes behavior changes if you quit it overnight. I think Risperdal too.

>>8973447
It's not bad to be feeling the craving. It's a shitty environment to be in and would strain any former smoker's resolve, but I don't imagine there's much you can do about that short-term. Is there anything you can keep around to snack on to divert the urge at all, like pretzel sticks or gum?

>>8974559
Not them, but are those changes just during withdrawal, or can it become permanent in any way?

>>8974190
Agreed
>>8974209
I'm not. They got me into it and i decided on my own accord to stop. It was pretty shitty of me to start in the first place but i realized what a fuck i was doing
>>8974887
I usually keep gum on me. Thanks for the advice.

>>8969525
I wasn't a fan of editing it, but I do like this one. The genitals actually fit the style more than they did in the original.

>>8849057
If I ever get an H contact, I'll speedball myself to death.

Anyone ever had any good or helpful experiences with counselling or shrinks? Seeing one right now that's been more helpful than all that other useless fucks I've seen.

>>8979402
I need to see a psych. I saw a therapist and it was good getting things off my chest, but im still fucked by depression and i think it might be a brain thing. My father also has depression and i think i got fucked with his shitty brain genetic ls, because i also got his ocd and anxiety.

>>8979402
Shit; every so often, I get this strong impulse telling me I should probably talk to a shrink, or at least a therapist, because god-fucking-dammit am I aware of how fucked up I am, and what sort of problems I have. ('Case you're curious, I'm the Anon whose sister put a nail through his hand when he was 2. Among other things.) I know for some people, counselling really does help, but to be honest, the main thing holding me back is that my life's so much a fucking bubble to my family and friends, there's no way I could even try to keep something like that a secret.

And forget just going without hiding the fact - last time I even brought up the idea of my possibly being depressed, or having anxiety attacks, or even just not liking myself...

Yeah. Apparently I'm not allowed to not like myself, because depression is scary, so I'm not allowed to be depressed.

Fuck. Rambling again. Back to lurking.

Hope you find some good advice. Sounds like your current help is working. Hope it continues.

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Is there any good way of making money online? That would solve 99% of my problems

>>8979526
Never been on meds or anything, then? might be able to dull shit long enough to work out some new shit

>>8979728
The nail thing sounds pretty fucked up desu. With your family are you able to communicate with any of them to like cover for you or whatever? Sometimes keeping secrets about mental health really ain't necessary.
Don't be a stranger possum. Take care.

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>>8979939
Whore yourself out on cam. I know you've considered doing it, faggot.

>>8980472
I don't know why the fuck I typed desu I'm kinda high and meant to type desu but it came out desu wtf sorry

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>>8980532
fuck

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>>8980486
I haven't, you've probably got a different anon

>>8980532
Are you new to 4chan?
We've had the desu filter for what feels like years now.

>>8980722
I've lurked for a very, very long time.

I think I am just in love with the idea of being in love. I dunno if I actually could offer anything in a real relationship.

Just kinda had the realization.

>>8968050
>30 years
Christ. I could see maybe 10 while you were forcing yourself through school and you somehow kept fucking up. 30 years at the same store though without moving past general manager is depressing acceptance.
I remember a former friend of mine saying that it didn't matter what your job was and that what really mattered was what you did with your free time. I can't imagine myself enjoying anything enough to the point where I'd fold pants for 5 years, let alone 30.

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How's everyone holding up today?

>>8985605
eh

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>>8985949
same though, I'm all out of smokes and finals are rolling in.

>>8985994
damn, that sucks man

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>>8985605
Only teared up once today

>>8985605
I'm alive. Somehow. I wish I wasn't.

>>8986012
I haven't since last night, but who knows.

>>8986012
nice man, keep at it

>>8986008
My best option is begging for cigs on campus until i get my next check, and it's been working out for a few days now

>>8985605
Alright. Boss was able to talk to his overheads and now I make 50 cents more an hour.
40 dollars more a month. Livin' big.

>>8986027
I hear you loud and clear, guy.
shit sucks

>>8986049
hell yeah, life's gonna start getting just a little bit cozier for 'ya

>>8986071
long as I can knock out this nihilistic view about things it might all be alright.

>>8986119
Can relate, it's the trickiest part.

>>8986163
Any tips? It's been dragging me down more than normal lately.

>>8986198
I just distract myself with other ways to make cash. For example, I'll spend time refurbishing computers to sell outside of my regular job. I'll use that money to get fucked up and actually enjoy myself.
Or you could always try writing or something as some sort of escape. (I don't know too much about how it helps, I always just hate myself more when I write.)

If you've got tips, I'd love to hear them.

>>8986255
Nice work on the computers. Where do you tend to get your old pcs at?
I don't think I really have any tips that could be handy. I was able to fend it off for a long time with video games but the joy in those has begun to wear off again.
I use to write myself notes and have reminders that there is purpose to things and it's good to get out and about besides just for work. It was actually how I was able to get myself out to get my job. Sometimes I wonder if things would be better if I just tried to be intoxicated most of the time.

>>8986317
I just get most of my parts from networks that I rebuild, the companies need to give the computers to someone who knows how to wipe the data, so I take them, reinstall the OS, and sell them fairly cheap.

I've heard little sticky notes on your car visor and stuff help a little, but I've never tried it.

Also, be careful if you want to be intoxicated most of the time. Slip-ups happen easier than you'd think.

>>8986352
Pretty nice system. Sounds like you're getting paid both ways.

It's good for bits of encouragement. Constantly surrounding yourself with positivity makes it a bit easier if you can stop yourself from flooding your head the moment you wake up with the bad.

I'm not sure if that's what I want or not. I grew up with alcoholics and drug addicts and the life never seemed too great. Plus my body seems to react poorly to alcohol if I drink more than twice a week anyway. I think I might finally understand why they keep at it though. Outside of the physical addictions.

I'd like to think it's a good system.

I'm probably going to slap some stickies up on my walls when I make it home, thanks for the advice.

From my experience of being high most of the time for a good while, I can say that it gets old fast. Then Sobering up just feels even weirder than being high

>>8986494
No problem, glad I could be of some help.

That's pretty disappointing. I kinda feared that it just wouldn't keep working as well and I'd end up sick and depressed all the time instead. Don't need being sober to feel weird and it all loop though.

>>8986587
I had to slow it down after I started doing network stuff on the side, it's the only decent side-work I've had in a while and I don't want to ruin it.