HG Thread Wake the host up edition

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>>8792105
>steals wallet before waking her up

>>8792105
>takes the fish plush

>>8792105
>Dumps you out of bed

Wake up and do some stuff.

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>>8792120
>doesn't have any money

>>8792122
>her hold is too strong on the fish

>>8792124
Awww....whatcha want?

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>>8792105
>screeches into your ear

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>>8792131
Hehehe...what are you doing?

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>>8792105
>Plague Knight coughs into his fist a few times to clear his throat.
...WAKE UP! Hee!

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>>8792130
What a waste
>throws wallet into your face

Post avas and what you're listening to

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>>8792152
I'm up...

>>8792155
>absolutely nothing is thrown at her face because she got no wallet or money
Huh?

>>8792157

>>8792157
hi I'm listening screaming fucking children

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>>8792168
Well, wake up better! Do you expect us to sit here and not do anything?!

>>8792157
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVFTV0_eeaY

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>>8792223
Yeah.
>lays back down

>>8792235
Please host before I have to leave in like 1 minute

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>>8792157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJZ35VBYToI

>>8792174
Punctuation would go a long way towards clarifying this statement.
Hi! I'm listening, screaming, fucking children. You know, usual Sunday afternoon.
t. Kamina

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>>8792242
I guess?

36? slow? okay?

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>>8792235
Oh, for goodness sake!
>Plague Knight whips out a potion and throws it, just close enough to the Nana to be startling but not close enough to cause any damage.
>At least, he hopes.
Brat! Hee hee!

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>>8792257
Reigen Arataka

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>>8792257
Yukine

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>>8792257
Rachnera

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>>8792257
Kindred Hunter

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>>8792257
Inkling

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>>8792257
Emi

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>>8792257
Plague Knight

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>>8792257
Len

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>>8792257
QP

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>>8792257
Caster

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>>8792257
Gabriel

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>>8792257
Cirno

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>>8792257
Merak

>is this entry post?

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>>8792257
Kageito

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>>8792257
Fujiwara no Fumokou

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>>8792257
Yuzu Tanikawa

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>>8792257
Shirohebi

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>>8792257
Eggman-kun

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>>8792257
Monoko

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>>8792257
Amano

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>>8792257
Saki

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>>8792257
Elias Ainsworth

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>>8792257
Furry

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>>8792257
Emporer Penguin

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>>8792257
easter eggs man

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>>8792257
stabbo the crabbo

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>>8792257
Haru

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>>8792257
Zeri

>>8792332
>Emperor***

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>>8792257
Majong

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>>8792257
Crab Nicholson

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>>8792257
MagnetMan.EXE

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>>8792257
Okusan

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>>8792257
Tomo Aizawa

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>>8792257
Fumo Youmu

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>>8792257
Nanakko

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>>8792257
Icey

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So when's the host posting the roster?

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>>8792257
Night Dog

>>8792432
When they realize we'll post their lewds if they don't

>>8792432
Tomorrow

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>>8792432
Wait, aren't you the host?

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>>8792452
>>8792454
Wow this host must be sl-
>>8792457
Oh...

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>>8792432
Hee! Are you joking right now?!

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>>8792464
OOoooooh...
Swap
>>8792404
>>8792444

>>8792464
I love you

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>>8792471
No.

>>8792488
But I'm not loveable Nana, I'm slow Nana, silly Anon.

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>>8792475

>>8792517
What if you're my favorite, slow Nana?

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>>8792475
Let's begin.

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>>8792475
>>8792517
At least you're conscious enough to remember you're the host. Let's just begin already.

>>8792527
I've never been one for knives, but if they're throwable, then who knows! Ah hah hah hah!

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>>8792529
You'd have a favorite Nana then, and the other Nana's might be jealous.

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>>8792527
Goddammit.
Thanks for nothing.

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>>8792475
>ooh, a chrome host

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>>8792475
Oh thanks. Hope it's not in vain.

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>>8792527
I'm getting better with throwing knives. At least something good is coming out of my time here

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>>8792527

>>8792563
>Chrome
I am doing this on firefox... fits the slow theme a bit more...

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>>8792600
Thank you for the assistance, whoever you are

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>>8792600
I hope you all prayed to your Gods! Cause I'm going to send you there for fucking with my stuff!

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>>8792600
>sets up a market stall

Free punches to the face, come while they're still cold.

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>>8792600

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>>8792670
took them long enough

road to 0 points

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>>8792670
>>8792684
You're welcome?

You seem awefully happy

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>>8792600
>Then what are you doing for screenshotting
this isn't autocropping or else images would be boxy due to lack of scaling

RAPE ME BOOCE

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>>8792670
It's nothing personal, believe me. Goodbye! Hah hah!

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>>8792670
No cannibalism today.

>>8792705
But they are autocropped? mate I'm confused, I fucking despise cropping manually, so why the fuck would I not use Autocropper?

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>>8792670

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>>8792670
That was a lot more painful than I thought it would be

>>8792723
nothin' personell, kid

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>>8792705
He might be using thumbnails instead of full images

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>>8792743
damn
when did aikawa fix the scaling problem?

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>>8792756
Could you let me go, I don't want to catch your stupidness, it's probably a disease

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>>8792756
>>8792782
Foolish child, stupidity isn't even contagious, though with you, I question. Hah hah!

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>>8792774
>me
Ask Mozilla. I'm not responsible for Firefox development.
https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1182538

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>>8792809
I wouldn't be so sure, I've seen plenty of stupid people, but you take the cake.
I've met actual birds that are smarter than you

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>>8792756

>>8792770
>>8792774
>>8792829
It looks the same to me.

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>>8792848
>>8792756
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

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>>8792848
I should be able to strike down anyone who tries to get close to me from here.

>>8792861
It's just a stupid doll. Why are you running?

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>>8792844
And I've had the pleasure of seeing actual ice with more brains than you! What's your point then, hm?

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>>8792848

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>>8792874
It's angry!

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>>8792896
But ice doesn't have brains.
Ice is clear, you see right through it, and you never see brains, do you?

>>8792922
truth bomb right here

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>>8792105

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>>8792900

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>>8792922
Yes, and they STILL have more than you! Ah hah hah hah hah!

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>>8792964
I deserve a lot worse than this...

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>>8792928
It's just common sense.

I know the guy has bird brains, so of course he is stupid, but nobody is that stupid.
>>8792964
>grabs an empty picture frame

Huh, what's this used for?
>>8792981
But that doesn't make any sense you idiot!

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>>8792964

>>8793005
Rooting for Cirno!

>>8793019
t. Cirno

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>>8793005

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>>8793001
To someone like you, of course not! Have I not just explained your stupidity?

>>8793005
You're as cold as the child, but at the very least you aren't as whiny.

>>8793034
>It's just the preceding conversation.

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>>8793005
And once again, not a challange at all. This is getting boring.

This is the curse of being too great.
>>8793019
Everyone roots for me, didn't you know?

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>>8793031
>stares into your soul for calling it Cirno.
https://youtu.be/BNWpZ-Y_KvU

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>>8793044
You've only been showing me how stupid you are.
How could I have less brains than nothing? You can't have less than 0 in something.

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>>8793034

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>>8793075

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>>8793073
Did they not teach you negative numbers in school? Or does that not come until 5th grade? Hee hee hah hah!

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>>8793092
Are you stupid?

Come on , show me ''negative one'' brains.
You won't because that's stupid, you're stupid, your friends are stupid, and your face is stupid

>>8793075
>>8793089
Dysentery of the mouth be real, yo!

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I lost the 12th slide, so have a painting of it

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>>8793075

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>>8793146
: P

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>>8793117
I suppose they didn't teach you manners yet either, hm?

>>8793146
>lmao

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>>8793146
And the 13th

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>>8793146
Oh.

>>8793245
Thanks for hosting mate.

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>>8793224
cute

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>>8793188
People should show manners to me, not the other way around!

>>8793245
>thanks for hosting
>>8793127
>atleast it wasn't a frozen lake

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>>8793245
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting

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>>8793245
>Monoko claps quietly.

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>>8793245
Thank ye kindly for the entahtainment

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>>8793245
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.

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>>8793245
>thanks for hosting
>Congrats

>>8793323
FUCK YEAH

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>>8793267
Actually, you'll find you should show manners to everyone. That was a test...and you failed! Hee hee!

>>8793271
>>8793334
>>8793348
Yes, yes, thank you all.

>>8793245
I suppose I should thank you for this.

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>>8793368
Hush up now son, else I've have to throw you out! This is a family establishment, ya hear?

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>>8793375
Who cares about your tests, you're just someone's meal walking around, waiting to be cooked and served.

>>8793333

>>8793411
O-Okay...

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>>8793224
Uh, congratulations.
>>8793245
Thanks for hosting, I guess.

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>>8793434
Enjoy your dinnah now!

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>>8793421
...Are you inferring cannibalism?

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>>8793258
>>8793267
>>8793271
>>8793296
>>8793323
>>8793334
>>8793348
>>8793441
Thanks.

Nanapon said the best way to congratulate someone is to sleep with them, so I'm gonna sleep with the winner now...

>>8793375
>grabs, lays down, then falls alseep

>>8793499
Nanakko is too pure.........

I miss Tricky.

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>>8793491
Well, a lot of animals eat birds.

What you said is like saying eating lamprey eels is cannibalism. Cannibalism is only if another bird ate you

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>>8793499
Keh?!
>Plague Knight is suddenly grabbed in the death grip of Sleepy Nana and held tight while she falls asleep.
...Oh for...
>Plague Knight struggles to free himself from the Nana's clutch.

>>8793548
>Plague Knight continues to berate Cirno as he's held in the death grip of the sleeping Nana.
How many times must I repeat myself to get it through your thick skull?! I am not a bird!

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>>8793598
You look like a bird, act like a bird, and are as smart as a bird. There's no reason not to treat you as a bird

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>>8793499
>>8793598
Oh my~

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>>8793499
That's not what that... never mind. Sleep well

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>>8793598
I coulda swore I heard someone yell bird.

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>>8793623
How on earth do I act like a bird?! Have you seen me fly, or lay eggs?!

>>8793626
Hey, you there! Can you tell your clone or whatever to let go? It's rather hard to breathe...

>>8793631
Yes, that brat has been calling me a bird for ages. What of it?

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>>8793689
No, but there is not a single shred of proof that you don't lay eggs or fly!

You can't trick me, so don't deny it

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>>8793689
But don't you see that she needs a doctor?~

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>>8793689
>He raises a hatchet above his head, leaning towards you. He whispers to himself, ignoring your words entirely
Hold still now, little chick. Don't wanna let that pretty little neck a yours stain my clothes.

I want to twist _______'s nipples

>>8793800
Nanapon

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>>8793718
There is no evidence that I do, either! For goodness sake, child...

>>8793724
I'm not the sort of doctor you think I am.

>>8793739
Keh?! I'm no bird! I am a human being! Put down that axe before I put it down for you!

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>>8793805
Geez, you're a bold one.

Fine, I'll stop bothering you. But if I see you lay any sort off egg, you know where you'll be next time

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>>8793801
Lewd.

>>8793805
Alright then, you cosplayer.
>she tickles the sleeping Nana, letting her let go of the knight

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>>8793805
>Your words might as well be clucks to the blood crazed Colonel. He takes a mighty swing straight at your neck

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>>8793841
As far away from you as possible, I hope. Hah hah!

>>8793865
>Plague Knight rolls onto the ground, stands up, and brushes himself off.
Yes, well, thank you, I suppose. For, now, however...

>>8793890
...I must be going! Toodles
>Plague Knight whips out a potion and throws it on the ground in front of him. It explodes on the ground, with acrid green smoke erupting from the shattered glass, obscuring him completely.
>After a few seconds, it dissipates. Plague Knight is nowhere to be seen.

test!

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>>8793870

>>8794042
C-

>>8794052
better than normal

>>8793800
Cirno

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So will there be another game soon, or should I make myself comfortable while waiting?

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>>8794233
Comfy.

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>>8794233
Comfy...

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>>8794233

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>>8794282
>>8794311
>>8794353
>the hunter shrugs and reclines, waiting for the next game to start

I summon _____

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How worthless.

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>>8794353
>joins your side

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>>8794441
>Monoko starts half-pacing, half-skipping about
>>8794533
Huh?

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I wanna fug this tablefucking autist.

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>>8794583
Well, you seem rather full of energy, miss. Well, full of energy by pacing standards, at least

>nigger in cleaveland going around shooting people
>based /k/man currently manhunting him
america, you get better every day

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>>8794583
You heard me, friend, you are worthless, it's amazing how worthless you are, it's truly strange and bizarre, say, why don't you cut your wrists?

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>blasts dubstep

>>8794638
>Josh

>>8794638
Nana, come get your kissu~

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>>8794666
Now why would I get a kiss from a faceless coward who speaks in a moronic way?

>>8794633
Sadly, American news like CNN will label the the black guy killin people as the victim, and the person stoping him as the evil one.

Unless both are minorities, in which case they drop the story n continue bashing whites for being nazis cause they're white.

NGW?

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>>8794690
M-my face...

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>>8794706
Oh yes, the one who wants to cut his manhood away, pathetic.

>>8794691
CNN have already reported that the guy on on the loose, at first they didn't show the photo of him, but now they're showing it... after making him seem lighter skinned

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>>8794724
I don't- what are you talking about?

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>when you're so bored you become a shitposter that wasn't real.

>>8794585
same

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>>8794630
Always been like this.
>She stops mid-step
Nothing else to do...so why not?
>>8794638
That's a bit much for someone who calls someone friend...

>>8794738
Remember the airport shooting done by a Muslim a couple of months ago? CNN made his portrait black and white to mask the fact that he was a brownie. Fucking disgusting.

>>8794779
I know right?
trump needs to get rid of those fucks soon

>>8794738
Standard fake news. They will do everything they can to make it different. If muslim, they will not show picture, or reveal name.

If white, full on details n demonizing.

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Sup.

NGW?

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>>8794751
Come on then, grab a pair of scissors, and cut it off.

>>8794773
Buddy, pal, come on, we both know eachother, throw yourself at the edge of a curb, and then put your mouth on it, and I'll help you by stomping you.

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>>8794813
I don't know you at all. Why would I do that stuff?

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>>8794773
Good point. Continue, I was just stating an observation

>>8794802
I can't believe he's not been fucking caught yet
40 mins ago he was literally going door to door while livestreaming it

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>>8794825
You don't really want to live, you don't want to keep on suffering, you just want to die, I know you, and you know I'm right.

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>>8794813
I said no... why would I do that?

>>8794804
>deepthroats it untill I look like a skewered hunk of meat ready to be roasted.

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>>8794847
I like being me like this, though. Dreams don't have that kind of thought. You're weird...
>>8794839
Huh. Am I annoying you?

>>8794841
So basically it's Dorner, Ohio edition?

>>8794633
Yo, did you see the video he took of him shooting the old guy? It's pretty brutal, I enjoyed it.

>>8794841
Because police can't do shit. They start trying to hunt down a black man they will be labeled racists on tv, and more riots will happen.

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>>8794883
>I enjoyed it.

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>>8794852
>she waves her hand infront of the awawawa, hypnosising her
You said yes, I heard you.

>>8794869
Oh? really? do you really want to live as a freak? you really want to get stabbed? by your sister? hmmm?
>she pulls out a kitchen knife
With a knife like this? I told you, I know you, because you are my friend.

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>>8794869
No, no, not at all. I hate to boast, if its even boasting, but it takes quite a bit to annoy me

>>8794899
Blood Fire Death

>>8794871
Yeah except it's just random people minding their own business
>>8794883
yeah, the fucker looks happy that somebody was talking to him, then he goddamn got shot, he might be a nigger but he didn't deserve that
>>8794888
too right
america, please fix yourselves

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>>8794902
>is hypnotized

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>>8794932
Now, I want you to fall down, make sure to headbutt the floor 30 times, I heard it does people good.

>>8794921
A shit album. Nothing unexpected from a sicko like you I guess

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>>8794902
>shoots with a tranq gun.
>>8794932
>flips onto their back, breakibg the hypnosis

>equips box and runs off

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>>8794959
Fine...
>gets down and-
>>8794972
>falls on his back
W-what's going on?

>>8794923
I'm not saying he did. I just enjoy gore videos. It's fucking terrible and I hope the guy gets caught, of course.

>>8794969
I may prefer Hammerheart, but Blood Fire Death is alright.

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>>8794902
>>8794919
>Everything crashes to a halt the instant the knife is drawn.
>Fear and confusion and bad, bad memories flood the girl's eyes, and she starts shuffling away backwards towards the man, whimpering in fear. An extra pair of arms sprout out from where the first where, and a third from the top of her head, much of her body distorting in fear as she tries to protect herself.
No! No more!

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>>8794972
>The Inkling sees everything happen in a flash, and wonders what's going on

>>8794923
That's fucked up.

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>>8794972
>it phases through her

>>8794984
Oh well.
>she points up, as a small shadow ball forms, then throws it at the trap, giving them a horrible headache

>>8794999
Awww, what's wrong, honey?
Are you afraid?
>she throws the knife up and catches it
Come on, it's just a knife, it won't hurt me much if I stab you.

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>>8794999
Hey, are you alright? What's the matter?
>the hunter clearly couldn't care less about how odd the girl looks

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>>8795045
Ahh... my head hurts!...
>rolls on the floor

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>>8795063
>>8795045
Hurts! Hurts! No more, Ma-do! Please! Don't want again!
>The top two pairs of arms cover her face along with the one on her head, still backing away from the knife-wielding woman

https://videos.files.wordpress.com/ye3jLBhI/18008149_1162264480552611_4218290524764766208_n_dvd.mp4
NGW?

>>8795137
>Me
>Hosting for snuff/gore lovers

Lol no

Who has hosted so far today?

>>8795157
Where did i say that I enjoyed the video?
I am a snuff/gore lover but even i despise shit like this

>>8795161
Vert
Ruby

I dunno who else.

>>8795184
Nana is Ruby?

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>>8795131
Hm.
>she phases through the floor

>>8795132
Oh come on, it's not so bad, look.
>she holds the knife to her own neck, then as she stabs, she pops from existence, the knife disappearing with her

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>>8795137
what the FUCK
Oh wait, it's fake right

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>>8795132
Miss, what's the matter? What happened?

>>8795203
not fake at all
the guys still on the loose, this guy is manhunting him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-g1v-5I9ss&feature=youtu.be
and cops are after him but somehow still don't have him yet? it's been like a fucking hour and he's not even hiding

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>>8795137
>What the fuck is this

>>8795241
nigger gets dumped, chimps out on innocent people

>>8795184
T-That's it?

>tfw alone at home for 5 days.
>I just saw a shadow crossing the corridor.

Help

>>8795240
>HE'S GETTING ARRESTED RIGHT NOW
LMFAO

>>8795272
pulled over =/= arrested
they probably know he's out on the manhunt and just keeping him from danger by stalling him, smart move.

>>8795266
That I know of. Unless you count the past 24 hours, in which case Asgore, too.

>>8795291
they just got told on the scanner to tell the youtuber to stop it looks like https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/25234/web

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>>8795201
???
Where did she go?
>>8795240
Oh yeah, I mean the blood looks so fake.
Reminds me of that video of the guy shooting a reporter. It was in the same format.

>>8795137
I dont feel well after seen this, my stomach hurts.

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>>8795233
>>8795201
>She points at the woman, just before she stabs herself
...B-B-Bad dreams...

>>8795385
Well he livestreamed it live on facebook, and niggers are too dumb to hold their cameras horizontally

>>8795392
I have seen alot of videos of real killing. But they were from wars in the middle east between terrorists. Not an old man walking down the street for no reason... I fucking hooe this shit stain gets caught, and pulls his gun on the cops so they can light his ass up without fear of backlash...

>>8795385
It's arterial blood, it looks brigtehr than blood that goes through veins and organs which are less oxygenated.

>>8795524
Brighter*

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>>8795400
>the hunter looks towards where the girl is pointing, then back to the girl
Well, it seems like it's over now. You're safe from whatever happened. Will you be alright?

>>8795534
I think we can over look the typo this once.

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>>8795392
Hope he gets shot
Also, I guess when someone talks nonsense and then holds a gun to your head, either move frantically or quickly reach for the gun and try to grab it
>>8795524
Oh right that makes sense

>>8795555
Bet you the pedos got this get.

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>>8795539
>she looks at herself
>and wipes at her eye-goop
>it immediately returns to it's full goop-drip state anyways
Scared...not hurt. Stuck this way again...

>>8795579
Well you are right.

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>>8795577
Not as easy as you think when you're very old like in that clip.

Any thread about it in /k/?

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>shitposts

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>>8795586
Well at least you're not hurt.. so why are you like this? Some sort of.. I don't know, magic or something? Or would you rather not talk about it?

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Good evening everyone, what is happening here? We have a game coming soon?

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>>8795608
Yeah I mean if that happens to you.
Good thing we don't have guns here.

>>8795692
LOOK AT HER EYEBROWS

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>>8795683
>She swipes at the eye-goop again, and then sighs sadly, looking at her hands
Am dream. Always been...cer-tain way.
>>8795692
Don't think so.

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>>8795692
We're waiting patiently as ever Miss.

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>>8795692
It doesn't look like there will be a game soon. Hopefully I'm wrong about that, though
>>8795725
Well you seem real to me. More than just a dream around here, right?

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>>8795702
What's the problem with them? They have always looked like this!
>>8795725
>>8795755
>>8795760
Aww, oh well I can wait it out. How have you all been doing? Has it been going very well?

>>8795695
>blaming the gun, not the person killing people

I thought you were smart, Aikawa.

>>8795790
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THOSE FREAKING EYEBROWS

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Greetings. This is Numbuh 1, Leader of Sector V. Has a so-called "game" happened?

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>>8795792
This is like three baits in one.
But anyway, if he had no gun, he might have killed himself instead of someone else.

>>8795790
>your eyebrows look like nazi ss logo

Kek!

>>8795825
No man we're laughing at >>8795790's eyebrows

>Accelerates

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>>8795847

Hmm. I see. I will admit, they are very amusing.

>>8795790

>those eyebrows
>my sides.jpeg

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>>8795790
I am doing pretty well, thank you for asking, miss. Yourself?
>>8795825
You seem to be a bit young to be putting yourself in danger by being here. You must either be very brave, or very foolish

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>>8795829
>three baits in one
>believe me mate, those niggers can just find a rock, or a brick, he's an old man, he won't resist.
>F

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>>8795825
No games. Just scares. Hel-o, One.
>>8795790
Scary...knife-people...scary. Too much.
>>8795760
Don't know. I am dream. Don't know why...this. Not how talking. Just am.

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>>8795875
Come cuddle me or I'll find a rock

>>8795829
No, this is not a bait, let alone three. If he didn't have the gun, he would have used something else. The inanimate firearm didn't possess him and make him kill, he decided to of his own volition. Had he had no gun, he could use a car, a bat, a hammer, a knife, an ice pick. To blame a tool for someone's actions is like blaming a pencil for causing your bad spelling, or blaming the fork for making you fat.

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>>8795898