the bestest pony thread around.
direct another if seen elsewhere
>>8757267
duplicate
>>8757228
Nuts DEEP, amirite?
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/morgue-worker-arrested-after-giving-birth-to-a-dead-mans-baby/
>>8757364
>that link
what the fffffffuckkk man?!
postmortem ejaculation?!
>>8757446
yup
>>8757364
wtf? how?!!!??!?!
>>8757472
... what an inspirational story.
>>8757482
Hadn't been dead long and it's not uncommon for a man to have an erection postmortem so things still worked.
>>8757508
inspirational isn't the word I would use.
>>8757533
makes me wonder where natsoc is as well.
>>8757615
He's around in the discord.
>>8757653
bleh.
balls to that then.
I don't use discord often.
>>8757685
Kek, that's fair enough.
I'll tell him to hit you up.
>>8757685
Stop making twilight black
>>8757803
nah, it's good.
I'll bother them when they're around.
>>8757806
okay.
>>8757816
more content like this please.
my waifu needs more exposure.
>>8757853
DON'T MAKE SWEETIE BELLE BLACK EITHER
>>8757872
>>8757872
>>8757987
>>8757998
>>8757919
okay, cool.
cause finding nonlewd dark skin ponies is hard
>>8757987
>>8757998
that reminds me.
I got a whole slew of glitter shell pictures to crop
>>8757872
>>8757987
>>8757998
>>8758011
>>8758040
Plox post; gotta build up that Snailsquirm/Glittershell/Spice folder.
>>8758073
i process!
captcha makes very slow working of this
>>8758111
G O D S P E E D A N O N
>>8757919
>>8758057
>>8758011
>>8757998
>>8757987
>>8757872
>>8758186
>>8758187
VERY UNCALLED FOR
>>8758186
yes sir.
whom'st are you even?
>>8758111
>Trips
Glittershell is best pony; Kek wills it.
>>8758219
>>8758265
This I don't mind :3
>>8758233
I am [spoiler]Measure Theory[/spoiler], the person spamming the Spice/Glittershell/Snailsquirm pics (other than (you)).
>>8758287
What's so bad about the other one? I realized I missed part of her eye.
>>8758289
oh, I was hoping I had you on steam.
so I can just dump my dropbox folder on you and post catgirls again.
>>8758323
That would be rather convenient.
It is times like this where I wish users could post multiple images simultaneously.
mmm rule 63 snails
>wanting to fuck Snails
>>8758492
>>8758492
>Not wanting to fuck Snails in a dress
god damn ZIGGERS
>>8758323
>>8758492
>>8758393
yes it would.
fuck it.
www.dropbox.com/sh/7n4qd5hm28osilm/AABb9eKjWhwBH3Dp42jsow2na?dl=0
>>8758590
THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON
>>8758583
I can.
I'm just paranoid is all.
>>8758612
I dont got it all, but there's the one I made.
do you have the namesync, anon?
>>8758644
What doth thou mean by namesync?
I apologize; I'm a normie.
Here's the link for name-sync if anybody wants to see names ITT:
https://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/
>>8758696
it allows us to see one another's name.
this dude >>8758702 just posted a link.
I am rose, he is urshula
>>8758696
It's a script you can install together with 4chan X that allows you to use names and tripcodes on forced anon boards.
>>8758745
>>8758749
Well, I have it now; thanks, mates!
>>8758832
no problemo my man.
have you been around here long?
>>8758832
You're welcome!
>>8758940
I've been on and off /trash/ over the last two years. Primarily hung around /pol/ and /mlp/ though, until April 1st. Now /mlpol/ is homeland.
>>8759058
Do you use that name for other stuff like steam?
>>8759105
Yup. Am namefag.
>>8759153
I thought the new home of mlpol didn't like namefags
>>8759178
I don't namefag on /mlpol/. Poisons chance of dubs.
>>8759199
>Dubs
>Irony
>>8759058
>>8759058
nice.
there's a few here that post on mlpol.
>>8759199
Does the board move fast enough to make dubs worthwhile?
>>8759220
>>8759232
I'm surprised there aren't more "Bring back 4/mlpol/" threads here.
>>8759246
Not yet.
The Will of Kek will pull through, though.
>>8759298
Well hey there new guy
Hope you enjoy your stay here
>>8759298
mlpol has its own site, yeah?
and this board has little to do with the fusion.
I'm unsure of any resistance to mlpol from this board, but those are the reasons I can think of.
>>8759315
Thanks, comrade!
>>8759298
This isn't a normie board that's why there are none.
>>8759298
>I'm surprised there aren't more "Bring back 4/mlpol/" threads here.
I think a lot of /pol/nies gave up on fighting for a 4/mlpol/ and settled into the new home site so they could build up the community.
Also there's still a foothold thread >>8666988
>>8759437
>not every/mlpol/ny knows about it yet
That is why we must carefully, subtly inform wayward /mlpol/nies the place exists. Then it can grow in a controlled manner. Hiro is the only person who can bring back 4/mlpol/, and he's not around much.
>>8759650
bump
>>8759791
/mlp/
>>8759791
don't worry too much about bumping the thread this board moves slow.
survival is mandatory
>>8760032
>>8760032
There is no end to the ride.
>>8760113
more loli please.
>>8760143
I'm pasing you a (you)
>>8760143
>>8760167
>>8760113
>>8760172
(((You)))
>>8760204
>>8760204
>>8760232
How's it going?
>>8760262
I always read that as laughing desu before I expand the image or pay particular attention to it.
>>8760343
Welcome to our /b/reads.
try the Apples
>>8760204
>>8760232
>>8760262
>>8760343
I have a ponified version of this image, but I think it's incomplete.
>>8760362
Here it is.
>>8760167
>>8760362
>>8760343
>>8760333
>>8760360
>Why you can't hold all those apples
because there isn't enough Ricci(u,v)
>>8760362
>>8760343
(you)'st
>>8760333
checked.
it's just for (you)
>>8760362
>>8760381
nice
>>8760381
>Instantly saves.
>>8760362
this
>>8760396
is
>>8760404
getting
>>8760414
pretty
>>8760445
hectic
>>8760445
>>8760512
>>8758318
From the thumbnail I thought she was throwing out some wu-tang gang signs
>>8760584
>>8760512
y- you think I'm pretty?
>>8760550
Nah, she's just shying away for some reason.
>>8760606
Heh heh, I'll stop. :P
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((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Y O U ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>8760623
post pics and we'll know for sure
>>8760662
he know what I look like.
a lot of older posters from around exodus do.
>>8760709
the exodus from /b/ or 8ch
>>8760709
Do you resemble a khajiit?
>>8760584
How're you urshula?
got that link to that not pol ml place?
>>8760623
But of course, darling~
>>8760773
Hey Pasta, how'd you sleep?
>>8760762
>got that link to that not pol ml place?
Are you asking for it?
>>8760773
jumping start to lewd
>>8760802
I slept alright
How you been?
>>8760748
exodus from 4chan, to hate chan. when I joined as a lowly /x/file lost on 8/b/ in the chaos.
I originally posted to try and convince everyone to post on /pone/.
>>8760755
I have been referred to as a pussy many times in my life.
so I'll have to say, yes.
>>8760762
*enthusiastic (you)*
>>8760805
>>8760831
>>8760877
dear lord...
that doesn't appeal to me even in the least.
>>8760831
I mostly lurked(mostly for the chickuns) during the 4chan /b/ days and only looked at the threads once during the 8ch times.
>>8760804
yus, thanks
>>8760813
oh we've been through this hey, you woke up near 4 hours ago now right?
I'm sorry, I'm pretty fucked still.
>>8760831
>>8760914
you definitely have no idea what I look like than.
I can describe. you knnow, like, a fuckin cat, dude.
but humanoid.
I have been accepted into the EECS PhD program at Washington State University!
>>8760946
Yeah, I did
You gonna be okay?
>>8760976
Grats
>>8760976
congrats!
>>8760981
yeah, it's just cause I was up till 4am.
I'll go to bed soon for a couple hours and be here for the premier.
>>8760976
Congrats Rubles
>>8760976
Congratulations!
>>8760976
congrats
will that be cash or credit?
>>8761012
>tfw still not caught up to the show
>tfw I don't want to watch the episodes out of order so I won't be watching it tomorrow
>>8761037
How far behind are you?
>>8761037
Slacker :P
>>8761058
I last saw a season 5 ep iirc, but I decided to rewatch them at one point because I haven't seen much of the show in a while, and now I'm at season 2
>>8761097
I'll probably watch some episodes later tonight
>>8761037
I skipped to the end of season 6 so I could get enraged about the changlings
>>8761037
>cuddles you
Just go at your own pace. Don't rush yourself.
>>8761119
no pressure, you can still join in tonight if you want :3
>>8761144
>>8761021
I will be paying my way with a teaching assistantship.
Do you guys ever like to think about how many people might be lurking these threads at any given moment?
>>8761225
One.
>>8761225
yes.
>>8761198
>EECS
What does that involve?
>>8761225
Have it ever cross your mind that maybe some of us are into public indecency?
>>8761324
No because most of us are shut-ins, well except skitty he seems to get around if you know what I mean.
>>8761122
Nice
>>8761144
If you say so
>hug
>>8761150
I might
I've been lurkiiiing for a thread like you
be back in a while, I'm going to go sleep for a bit.
>>8761567
see ya later
>>8761567
sleep well honey bunny.
>>8761288
EECS = Electrical Engineering and Computer Science. They're the same department, but I'm purely a computer science kinda person.
>>8761603
>computer science kinda person
Have you made any neat programs? What's your favorite language? Can you teach me something interesting?
>>8761892
>>8761892
the game
>>8761912
>>8761979
this be some low energy shitposting
someone call poison control, cause I'm
T O X I C
>>8762023
>>8762053
>>8762053
why does he have a buss up his ass?
>>8762084
KEK ANON
>>8762099
Lol why not?
>>8762109
uses mlpol has pony BLACKED images
Really makes you think
>>8762109
pooper is for sharpie.
not public transport.
>>8762109
>>8762289
Lol
>>8762155
>>8762338
I find it funny that it seems to be the first time you've seen this.
>>8762392
It is.
>>8762370
what's that supposed to mean?
>>8762409
It means you're a good waifu.
>>8762409
he only thinks of you as 2d
So where are you guys going to watch the season premier?
>>8762423
there has to be some ulterior motive.
>>8762445
*gasp*
you think so?!
>>8762486
not me.
>>8762486
on a big ass tv
>>8762486
Dailymotion.
>>8762409
Who's a good waifu?
Who's a good waifu?
You're a good waifu! Yes you are! Yes you are!
never me.
>>8762512
what?! really?
>>8762445
Everyone knows there's no such thing as 3d.
>>8762486
Live on TV in my living room, hopefully.
scootapost
>>8762532
Yes you are! You're a good waifu! <3 <3 <3
>>8762509
Do you got a 60in OLED 4K tv?
Also hi Smokey
>>8762594
no. it's adequately huge compared to the 13'' piece of crap i had to watch when i was a kid.
also hi.
>>8762579
hey
>>8762626
sieg heil. hows it goin?
>>8762579
Heya blew, whats new
>>8762582
ahaha
holy shit this is awesome.
>>8762579
good evening.
>>8762544
Are you just getting off work around this time or something?
>>8762649
not a bunch, just been lurking about. you?
>>8762652
Howdy do Roseroo!
>>8762640
well enough, just waiting for the new episode.
when it does come on, i would like to discuss it ITT. no more of this "i haven't watched the show in 2 years, pls don't spoiler it for me" shit we've put up with for the last couple seasons.
>>8762676
I've been watching a few pony episodes, I'll be caught up eventually
Aside from that, not much
>>8762683
>when it does come on, i would like to discuss it ITT
Heresy! Crazy talk! What is this madness?
>>8762676
good enough.
howdy do to you too, bub.
>>8762683
we werent supposed to discuss new eps? Who the hell was that for? I never worried about spoilers, whether I'd watched or not, but I didnt know there was a moratorium on show talk.
>>8762696
sounds good. I just kinda watched the ones with the changelings desu. glad Cryssi is still evil
>>8762724
Im doin decent, might wander off to play some vidya here.
>>8762719
this is real. apparently a couple of people got triggered because like i said, they weren't caught up on episodes. well, given our move to an epicenter of mlpdom where there will no doubt be spoilers and r34 of every new character spread across the board by noon, i say fuck that and anyone who plans to timeshift their watching of the premiere can just avoid the thread for a couple hours after airtime.
>>8762756
see above, we have this contingent of people who haven't watched the show in years, but refuse to catch up because that would mean hours of viewing. and god forbid they watch a child's cartoon show out of sequence.
Post more Kanna.
>>8762776
hmmmmm na
>>8762810
Come ooooon.
>>8762657
No I'm on break, I get off in the morning. Break's up.
>>8762775
I didnt know anypony ITT took it so seriously.
TWILIGHT KILLS DUMBLEDORE
APPLEJACKS PARENTS ARE DEAD
FLUTTERSHY'S BROTHER IS A DOUCHE!
>>8762858
and the stunning twist ending of s6.
who would have thought twilight's been dead since season 3.
>>8762885
Really Smokey I thought this was a spoiler safe zone.
Now MLP is ruined for me forever.
>>8762924
it's a spoiler free zone.
spoilers literally don't work here.
>>8762937
>>8762775
I don't mind spoilers, I deserve them anyway for being so far behind
>>8762949
that's one good thing about trash.
spoilers are blue board faggotry.
>>8762956
it's not just about watching it live, it's about watching it together with us. so getting caught up is one thing, but if it leads to you watching all the episodes alone it just seems like it takes some of the fun out of it.
>>8762978
I suppose that's true, if you guys will be streaming it or something i'll be sure to join in if I'm awake
>>8762989
some of us sneak into the mlpg stream.
probably best to post anon, mlpg is ass jerks.
they are like the newman to our seinfeld. or were. i guess that rivalry kind of died out.
i still hate them.
http://stram.horse/
there's also bronystate. i used to use them all the time but they had technical problems late last season.
http://www.bronystate.net/
>>8763024
I only namefag in the bread
I'll be sure to check those out
>>8763036
and if you miss it, it will be up on various sites within a couple hours. it's crazy how fast the pirate links for this show come up.
>>8762885
kek
>>8763071
Yeah
I usually get them from yayponies
>>8761225
You sir.
Yeah.
you mr skeletal sir.
you bony.
Spooklord you come from 8ch.
you crave for ponynigger boipucci.
>>8763120
no
Don'tcha know it's 5 o'clock niggers?
>>8763574
heya
>>8763586
Yes
I'll probably be sleeping around noon to 2 pm or something
>>8763622
Why go to sleep at all?
>>8763665
Because, as a mere mortal I cannot stay awake forever
>>8763586
it's 7:30pm for me :3
>>8763622
How's it going?
>>8763727
I'm alright
Watching a little pone
How goes the russian
>>8763749
only did one lesson today, i can't really handle much else.
I'm up to the next set of things where we have 6 different options.
>>8763775
Yeah, its starting to get tougher, isn't it
Now its just practice practice practice, until things are easier to remember
>>8763796
Yeah it keeps wanting me to do those toughen skills thing, I've only done one once so far, but I probably should go back and do them all again.
>>8763802
Those are probably a higher priority than progressing onward
Learning new things is good, but you need to step back and refresh yourself on what you've already learned, or you'll simply forget
>>8763823
You're probably right.
I guess I'll get everything to 5 bars before I continue.
bredsded
>>8764330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qq4bJvoQJM
>>8764427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUn-eN8mkDw
>>8764436
Skits I swear you make me sick.
>>8764444
TYRANNOSAURUS FUGGIN CHECKED
>>8764445
Why?
what was the name nick said that movie was... skypocalypse ? i can't remember
>>8764456
How's it going skittles?
>>8764479
i'm meh
was just at some friends place doing a bunch of meh things.. meh
>>8764504
Sounds like you had a decent time :P
How's the arm fairing?
>>8764479
aaaaaaand you que?
You are all gay.
>>8764514
I'm watching my 600 pound life.
It's so disgusting.
>>8764456
I don't need a reason, I tell you I'm having a little jip.
>>8764513
i think better, i could punch the wall and it won't feel like he'll now unless i hit it too hard
>>8764535
what's that mean? can i help?
>>8764526
Why?
>>8764547
Yes you can! All you need to do is start bitching like a welp. Call me crazy cause I think I'm someone else. Just go on and on about nothing act insulting just to bring a smile nothing else.
>>8764580
>>8764541
That's definitely improvement
>>8764550
because it's disgusting
>>8764590
I don't know my name, there's soo much chatter in my brain. Please help me out because it's really quite a pain. Hurry please I feel my thoughts they're melting like wet clay. I'm hot and sweaty and I've had the longest day.
>>8757364
Wait how?
The penis needs to be constantly pumped with blood to get erect afaik, so how did he manage to ejaculate?
>>8764636
Kind of brings me back home a little in that one of my grandparents who I live with has alzheimer's and dementia and dealing with all that is kind of like that sometimes
>>8764659
I'm not forgetting I'm just scrambled up and caught in disarray.
>>8764686
mmm
>>8764651
He was dead.
it's rigor mortis.
>>8764687
Heya Canon, I caught up.
but I have two things I should mention to you, if you're free to steam hit me up and I'll explain :3
>>8764714
Yay Rap!!! :3
Yea I'll be on in a bit
>>8764794
done and done.
>>8764693
Lets sword fight with our dicks! Come on shoot me, come on over and try to make it quick!
>>8764983
no thnx
>>8764982
Raptor I'm going batty, please throw a stick! Chew a bone, tell me something!
>>8764993
I'm pissed off because in the boat episode of mlp they used a bunyip. a creature by mythology so terrifying you can not describe it after encountering it if you survive.
>>8764993
>>8765036
They made friends.
with a devil.
so terrifying.
that you can't remember what it looks like.
just that you saw it.
>>8764993
Pet birds are tamed, not domesticated, which is why they have much shorter lifespans in captivity as pets.
>>8765109
The circumference of the Earth at the equator is 25,000 miles. The Earth rotates in about 24 hours. Therefore, if you were to hang above the surface of the Earth at the equator without moving, you would see 25,000 miles pass by in 24 hours, at a speed of 25000/24 or just over 1000 miles per hour.
>>8765109
Light doesn't necessarily travel at the speed of light. The slowest we've ever recorded light moving at is 38 mph.
>>8765109
The top of the Eiffel Tower leans away from the sun, as the metal facing the sun heats up and expands. It can move as much as 7 inches.
>>8765109
The tiny parasite Toxoplasma gondii can only breed sexually when in the guts of a cat. To this end, when it infects rats, it changes their behaviour to make them less scared of cats.
Zombie virus anyone?
Canon
>>8765321
>Saaav'ed
I'm still awake
>>8765329
>>8765377
Canon's here now, new episode in ~90 minutes I think.
How're you?
>>8765395
Tired
>>8765377
>checked
Hiya Moonie!
how's u? :3
>>8765395
Poni soon!
>>8765402
Sorry about that Pasta... is there anything you can do/take that can help with your insomnia?
>>8765410
~103 minutes
>>8765410
I'm okay I suppose
>>8765418
I don't think so
I used to take clonazepam a few years ago, but when I found out about the long term side effects I stopped
Stopping it was really tough too since you form a dependance on it, I swear I came close to a seizure a couple of times
>>8765453
Forgot to add, of course I took it when I felt like I was at risk, lowering my dosages as much as I could tolerate
>>8765453
That sounds rather shitty
it's probably a stupid question, but have you tried physical exercises as well?
like, going for a run for 30 minutes a day, and doing some body weight stuff like push ups and sit ups to failure?
>>8765477
I need to do more than I do
I live in a sort of dangerous area of town so I don't think running or jogging is worth the risk
>>8765453
Plan on watching new poni?
>>8765546
Of course
Where will you be watching it?
>>8765556
Well the 2 sites I usually use for this are:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-brony-network
or
http://www.bronystate.net/
>>8765614
Sounds good, Thanks for the links