/erp/ new thread for Mr.Anon Previous >>8740554

>>8745938
Who is this semen sucker?

>>8745938
good girl!

Looking for a cute girl to cuddle with.

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>>8745946
S-sorry I can't... I can't...

>>8745950
>>8745950
YesssSSs

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Looking for a cute anon to cuddle with

>>8745965
Just cum already.

>>8745938
>>8745965
>>8745957
>>8745943
>>8745906
give me a fuckin source pls
pls try to at least remember a name, anything

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Woo, new thread!

>>8745981
exhentai.org

the tag you want is aheago, maybe heart_pupils, too

have fun kido

Who lurking?

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>>8746002
Well. Not lurking since I just posted. But hey

>>8745970
You just want to rape them!

>>8745970
I'm hot and tired and sweaty. I just want a soft welcoming body to cuddle into and some sweet words. Heavy on the sweet words, please.

>>8745992
yeah well I didn't ask you
fag

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>>8746023
... Maybe.

>>8746025
>Crawling into her big, soft bed she rubs down the bed next to her.
Come here anon. I'll make everything better <3

>>8746033
>Flops down next to her haphazardly, closing his eyes, leaning back into her body.

>>8746033
See, you aren't fooling me!

>>8745906
>I'm hiding
Oh? Is that a lurking ava I spy?

>>8745992
>tfw still can't go past sadpanda
I've tried literally everything.
Add-on. Cookies. Cache. Selling my soul to Satan. Bleach-drinking.
Nothing worked.
Why am I still even alive? Just to suffer?

>>8745990
I want to __________ NuDom!

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>>8746044
>pulling anon in close she holds him tightly, squeezing his head between her large bust. The warmth of her chest covering his head and face
Poor little guy. You feel better now?

>>8746055
Come on. Let me touch your butt a little

>>8746066
Honestly no. I think I might just go lay down.

>>8746065
Ship DMG with

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>>8746065
Worship!
>>8746075
NOT this!

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>>8746075

>>8746066
First is a little touch, then suddenly I have a horsecock in my ass. I've seen the things you do with that cute face of yours!

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>>8746073
Come on anon. Lemme smash.

>>8746075
Well... Green IS my fav color.

>>8746091
IT'S NOT ALWAYS A HORSECOCK!
Sometimes it's a knotted cock!

>>8746097
Let you smash? What does that even mean?

>>8746113
It's Ebonics. Nigspeak.

>>8746119
Yes but what's it translate to?

>>8746097
You can shove your animal cocks up your own ass, mine is not for rape!
>>8746113
She wanted to play Smash bros with you as you rested on her body.

>>8746123
"I want to fuck you."

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>>8746123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA

>>8746119
>>8746125
>>8746133
Oh. Sorry I'm very physically and mentally worn out. I didn't get much sleep and got caught in very hot rain and am a sweaty mess.

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>>8746113
You want sum fuk? I got you blue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA

>>8746125
But... But... I need boy butt.

>>8746148
I don't want fuck, just naked cuddles. You could play with my cock if you want.
>Head against breasts, might as well enjoy that.

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>>8746153
Fiiiine
>She rocks the anon back and forth as he presses on her soft pale body, humming softly she pats along his back for comfort

>>8746148
>steals hat

>>8746078
How much will it cost for me to become your seat?

>>8746148
Fiiine, I can be a bit with you, but if I see you summoning any kind of cock or phallic object I'm out!

Someone cute fart on my face please

>>8746173
You can smash if you do it gently.
>Gropes her butt some.

>>8746065
Kiss

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>>8746174
>Swinging her fists around wildly she tries to hit the anon.

>>8746179
>Mockingly she points her finger out, motioning it back and forth
Puuuusssy

>>8746181
>Wiggling her butt she shoots anon a little wink before she reaches around him, doing the same to him, just a little squeeze

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>>8746178
Like, a pizza.
Not right now though. Watching yt/reading jojo/playing vidya
Sorry anon

>>8746218
Fine, suit yourself then!

>>8746218
>Runs a few few fingers between her butt crack, moving them around the soft mounds.
Be gentle back there. No one's ever played with that before.

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>>8746227
What part you reading?

>>8746236
I will then Mr Anon!

>>8746237
Don't worry, I'm not raping you. Just teasing~
>She chimes as she jumps slightly from the finger poking between her cheeks. Chuckling slightly she kisses the top of his head

>>8746227
is that a jojo reference

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>>8746265
6th part.
Not really far into it though.
>>8746277
nani

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>fucking dies

>>8746265
Thank you. >Squeezes her buttcheek, grope grope.
Good butt.

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>>8746283
Weak part in my opinion. It's not bad, but I didn't like most of it.. Even tho I play two characters from stone ocean.

>>8746289
>Returning the action back at the anon she squeezes his little butt
Good butt <3

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ERP with me or else this anime bitch gets it.

>>8746283
Fuck off Paul, stop blogging.

>>8746316
That's not Paul

>>8746316
Not Paul senpai.

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>>8746002
smash that mf lurk button

>>8746337
>Smashes kissu button

>>8746327
>>8746332
Sorry desu...

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>>8745981
Almost every one of them are from random doujins that I don't know but I found this for you. I tried really hard so enjoy

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=asanagi+ahegao

>>8745980
I know! I-I was about to. God that was nice.

>>8746057
Yes and bye!

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>>8745981
Also take this https://nhentai.net/g/136779/

>>8746293
I'm sorry I'm really sleepy.

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>>8746441
Don't worry anon. Go sleep

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Pick two avatars to do this to you

>>8746384
So you did cum?
Good then. You waited like you were suppose to.

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>>8746453
My trap ava+any dom female

>>8746452
I really wanted to cum for you too.

>>8746452
G'morning DMG. how's your butt.

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>>8746472
Big and juicy as always

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>>8746459
Yes I did! And thank you for the compliment. Now I'll leave the thread, Mr.Anon.

>>8746486
Good news, good news. Anything interesting happen this morning?

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>>8746502
Cute bants with some anons. Not much aside from that.

>>8746489
Farewell, Ahego anon. Come back anytime for blueballin'

>>8746510
Could you give me some slow joi?

>>8746486
i wanna eat it

>>8746510
Nice. Sounds like a good time.

Don't mind me, I'm just...resting my eyes.

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>>8746515
But slow is boooooring. Are you already hard?~

>>8746526
My butt? You can't eat that! You can bite it, lick it a little. But you can't eat it.

>>8746539
>Cock-slaps across the jaw

>>8746537
In the mood to play your trap boy ava?
I think we talked about doing a sleepover with him and two friends if you recall that.

>>8746539
I want to fuck Hisa and my dick is big.

>>8746537
Oi, I wanted to know real quick. What's your favorite time of smash.
More of the ass variety. Multiple answers is fine.

>>8746537
i didn't mean it like thaaaat!

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>>8746578
Sorry cupcake. I'm kinda too tired to get into a long session right now. Maybe later tonight.

>>8746587
Fav time? When I'm wide awake and horny.


Gunna go lay down a bit, sorry guys <3 Have a good one

>>8746615
wh-time...what did
>Muh old post
Oh. Well I'm stupid and tired too, I meant type.
Anyway, Later bruh.

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>>8746453
Being anyone in that webm would be amazing.

>>8746728
I wouldn't mind being the penis.
Not the man, the penis itself.

>>8746453
I'd love to do that with an ava desu

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So /erp/, any plans for the long weekend?

>>8746828
No.

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>>8746828
Sex.
Behind Anon's back.

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>>8746855
Good. Fuck special events.
Stay home and catch up on sleep, vidya, and lewds anon.

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>>8746869
>not playing out the male as the cheater behind the faithful femanons back

Well, everyone's gotta have their own preference I guess.

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>>8746828
Lootbox grind baybee

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>>8746869
>This pic.
I came here to lewd, not get feels.

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>>8746869
>Cucking

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>>8746925
>she doesn't wait till the end of the update and just guts her bank account for lootboxes.

How dare you play the game normally

>>8747004
Rollin for pimp

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>>8747068

>>8747004
Arnold.

>>8747004
Roll

>>8747153
Gtfo

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HOT OR NOT

>>8747004
rolling

>>8746869
Usually I don't mind /ntr/ posting but this is legit sad man

>>8747184
Edgy.

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remember rule 2
this includes roll charts and skeletons

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>>8747242
No skeletons, huh? Guess I'll be taking my leave~

>>8747293
Dem bones ...

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>>8747293
Hot damn

>>8747293
>that birthing hip bone
why do I want to impregnate a skeleton

>>8747242
Seriously, what did Nozomi do that warrents her to be on the level of fucking Paul?

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>>8747307
>>8747335
>>8747340
>Fucking bones

>>8747405
Hate meme. Mecha deserves to be there more.

>>8747405
Not Paul. Peridot.

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>>8747503
>not wanting to play the xylophone all night long

>>8747503
You can't tell me those two aren't hot.

>>8747503
hey paul
what's it feel like being cucked out of your own ava?

>>8747541
Mecha did nothing wrong.

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Og fuck me I just woke up panicked...

Oh well, guess the solution is to fuck me.
I'm a fucking genious.

>>8747242
where the fuck is chat

>>8747589
Chat is not worse than Owain.

>>8747602
t. Chat

>>8747566
What happened Elena?

>>8747602
you can't actually believe this

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>>8747602

>>8747629
Then why Parsee is there?

>>8747589
Chat's faded into irrelevance really, outside of the few posts that are obviously them trolling for ass they don't do much

>>8747658
Parsee don't RP, is a constant shitposter and leeches on whoever interacts with them.

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>>8747625
I thought someone was knocking at the door, like, one moment I'm all comfy and snug, sleeping on the couch because reasons, and then just, like from the deepest of sleeps I wake up and think to myself "what the fuck?" and then I checked the door, yard, dogs, errythang still as should be.

Just the sudden wake up and I'm in full fight/or flight mode ready to fuck shit up but nah...

Oh well, at least I'm awake now

>>8747658
Parsee is irrelevant

>>8747674
Scary. It happened to me once.

Parsee is a nice person beyond the shitposting

>>8747724
Objectively false

>>8747674
Sounds spooky, that's why I don't sleep.

>>8747564
Attention whores all the time never ERPS just posts here to stroke his ego

>>8747724
More like the other way around. Her occasionally amusing shitposters are the only redeeming things about her.

>>8747737
Well they're nice to me.

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>>8747721
Happens from time to time, just waking up thinking I heard something or whatever.

Takes a moment to calm down but meh

>>8747750
Sleep is, after all for those too weak to stay awake.

Oh well, time for another nerve-wrecking period of being awake way too long.

>>8747755
Still better than the others.

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Reminder that since Jinx took this character she will only ever be played in discord PMs for Owain's Danny

https://youtu.be/of5QYM0uYso

>>8747819
How about dinner?

>>8747835
Hi paul

>>8747835
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8735197/#8737181

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>>8747840
Are you asking me out or suggesting I go down?
Because I'm down with either option, the night is young

>>8747911
>Discord PMs
MAN
READING COMPREHENSION IS
H A R D

>>8747924
Oh, I wish I could invite you out. You are quite fun. But this aside We have already done the deed today, I’ll let other anons get a chance.

>>8747835
Rather have none than Paul.

>>8747977
She doesn't do it at all, that means everywhere Paul.
Could you go be retarded somewhere else?0

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>Sasha's stomach growls so loud it could be heard from the next room. She almost doubles over. The brown haired girl clutches her belly and groans like she's in complete agony.
Uuuhhhhhh..hun....gry....
Hey! Anon! You got something I can eat? Please?

>>8747835
You know that's still one more person that'd get to rp with Desiree than if you had her, right

>>8748034
>Anon could practically hear the hungry girl's stomach from the room he sat in. He goes to check on her, and is startled to see her in such pain.
Yeah sure. Lemme get you something.
>Heading back to his room, he opens up his minifridge and shuffles through bottles of beer and liquor before he pulls out half a pint of chocolate ice cream.
Here ya go. Eat up.

>>8747835
>Jinx picked up a character specifically for Owain
>tfw you had a crush on her and now she fell for the BBC meme after months of her hating Owain only for her to suddenly change her mind

Rule 1
Fuck Owain
Fuck his bullshit self absorbed attitude

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>>8747994
How polite of you, and well, several sessions on the same day might make it a bit, stale.

You have a good one anon

>>8748079
>>>8747911

>>8748079
At least he's not a desperate shitposting racist.

Thats the thing, Owain just merrily goes about his business and never stoops as low as faggots like you.

>>8748079
Resorting to Owain memes as anon, Paul?

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>>8748071
Oh my godddd
>The ferocity with which this girl snatches the ice cream from anon's hands and wolfs it down is more terrifying than any titan's. Only after eating the entire thing does she look up again - shuddering hard, obviously suffering a total brain freeze. Still, she appears to be...crying?
Thank you...so much....
>Sasha paws at anon's chest with ice-cream all down her lips and and chin.

>>8748079
Owain is better than you and me Anon. Girls don't go out with losers but with alpha males. Get used to it.

>>8748102
>>8748100
>>8748145
>you're not even allowed to dislike Owain anymore

I'm so glad these threads are fucking dying

>>8748172
Owain did nothing wrong. If the roles were inverted, you would be doing the exact same things.

>>8748172
We get that you don't like someone thats no need to shitpost and derail the threads though.

>>8748172
If you're gonna eat up fucking Paul's bile for an excuse to spew Owain memes then go be a retard somewhere else
And take Paul with you

>>8748127
>"Maybe ice cream wasn't the best idea" Anon thinks to himself as Sasha experience as terrible brainfreeze, although it was the only thing he had in that college fridge of his. His eyes widen somewhat as she presses her form against his, and he looks down to see her tear-stained face.
No...problem...
>His focus quickly shifts from the pain she was enduring to the delicious treat that still coated her lips. The sight was too tempting for him to resist, so after gulping down hard, he lowers his face down to hers and with one glide of his tongue, he laps up the remainder of the chocolate.
You had a little something...

I miss Iowa.

>>8748246
>Owain did nothing wrong.

Owain was a massive piece of shit when he first showed up. I have never seen anyone more full of themselves than he was. He still has that attitude to constantly be the center of attention but at least he learned to fucking try and keep it from leaking out in the threads. Still can't stand how obsessed ERP is with him though.

>>8748248
I'm just venting anonymously. I'm just tired of how shitty all the ERP servers get while he's on. I get that I'm the only one that feels this way though so I'll shut the fuck up after this post.

>>8748249

I hated Owain for longer than Paul did. I laughed when Paul actually jumped at Owain's defense months ago. The asshole was fucking full himself I'm almost amazed that you all basically bow down and suck his cock the first chance you get. But whatever. It's his show now.

>>8748304
You are just envious. Size does matter.

>>8748304
>"can't stand how obsessed ERP is with him though."
>posts Owain hate to try and make everything about Owain
>"I get that I'm the only one that feels this way though so I'll shut the fuck up after this post."

Fuck off, you know the hateboner is huge there are a bunch of dedicated shitposters here that go after Owain. I don't give a fuck about the guy, I just don't want to have every single thread derailed into e-celeb tier shitposting like this.

Just ERP and don't stir up shit, stop acting like this is a high school.

>>8747819
Maybe if you cuddled with someone sleep would be a more pleasant experience

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So, how's stuff and things then?

Y'know, because the current thing is not nice.

>>8748349
Perhaps you're right, but alas, I have nobody to cuddle with.

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>>8748268
>Sasha is still in the passions of digesting all that sweet ice-cream and coming down from her vicious brain freeze - eyes fallen shut and her lips lightly smacking to swill what's left over her tongue, when anon reaches right down and licks the excess right from those wet lips! Her eyes only open in slow motion..
Heyy...what?
>Sasha blinks a few times, and smiles up at anon.
You wanna share? I still got some..
>The potato-obsessed soldier opens her mouth wide, showing off a big dollop of chocolate ice cream right on her tongue. She stands up on tip toes, moving her wet mouth closer to anon's..

>>8748083
Wait are we wining and dining nazi gal now?
That sounds weirdly cute for some reason.

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The jealousy crabs continue to grab at the nethers of the denizens of this board. Shall there be respite from the salt filled world, with no potatos to grace? Or shall we always be dehydrated, drinking the salt sand in an effort to quench our thirst. Yet those actions only make us more of a dried prune, thus dooming us to never be tasted ourselves.

Remember, those who drown in the see of salt. Shall never again touch the divine taste of a good malt.

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[Verse 1]
Grab Your Angel Wings & Your Sack Of Cocaine & Make Sure There Is Plenty Of Room In Your Bag For Blades, Not The Kinda Blades You Use To Shave Your Legs, But The Kinda Blades That Created The 90's Craze. Right Behind Your Legs Is A Chubby Butt With Aids & Right Behind The Lens Is A Stubby Cunt With Braids, Better Call The Press 'Cause I Got Something To Say Before I End The Pride Parade With A Fuckin' Grenade

[Verse 2]
Roll Your Windows Up Pussies You Up-tights, You Can't Possibly Bump This At A Red Light, You Wouldn't Even Fuckin' Want It It's Hate Speech, I didn't even know they was recording, they taped me!, And I'm So Embarrassed Now, That I Hope My Parents Don't Download This Album & Listen With Their Earphones. This Is Such A Queer Song (This Is Such A Sheer Thong), Faggots Get Your Beards On, This Is Such A PIPE BOMB!

[Hook]
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots (What!)
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots
Kill All The Gays (Break Their Bones!)
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots (What!)
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots
Kill All The Gays (Break Their Bones)

[Verse 3]
Lesbians Too, 'Cause They Eat Their Own Poo, They Put Urine In A Pot And They Make Their Own Stew. I Bet You're Gonna Throw Up When You See What Gays Do, They Drink Their Diarrhea In The Back Of J. Crew, It's True. Oh Shoot This Song's So Stupid (Fuck Jews!) Dammit Hitler (What?) What Did He Do, What Did He Do? A Boo-Boo, Kajuju In Hebrew, And Make Me Wanna Shoot, Shoo, Shoo. With Teagen & Sarah, Ladies Out There, Did You Look In The Mirror When You Cut All Your Hair Off, You're Just A Pair Of Lesbian, Slut, Incest Hookers! Suck Your Sisters Dick While She's Eating Your Boogers. Smash Guts In The Knee With A Machine Gun, Shooting Down Gays While Watching Glee Re-runs. And Macklemore I'm Coming For You, It's Okay, When I Was In Third Grade I Thought I Was Straight Too

>>8748340
Can I give this post a medal?
Cuz I really want to.
Christ. Who gives a shit about fags trying too hard to be the most popular girl at school.

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[Hook]
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots (What!)
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots
Kill All The Gays (Break Their Bones!)
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots (What!)
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots
Kill All The Gays (Break Their Bones)

[Verse 4]
If You're Bi, I Want You To Die, Trans-Gender, Get Into A Fender-Bender. Ellen Degeneras, Dresses Up Like Men Pretender, Little Dog Iggy's In The Trunk Remember? Now He's Killing Dogs Just To Offend Her Paws With A Cause, But This Time In A Blender, Raw With The Pogs, And I Think They're Legally Tender, And I'm Dropping Gays' Jaws Like 11th September, I Brought A Gun To The Set Of Modern Family, Now Mitchell & Cam Are In The Back Seat Of My Camry. I Found A Hammer So I'm Acting All Hammery & Jeffrey Dahmer's Drill Came From Ebay Finally. Buckle Up Boys We're Headed To Milwaukee, And If I Hear Talking I'll Hit You With This Golf Thing. Then I Heard Mitchell Start Coughing, He Had A Dick In His Mouth Like A Hand Inside A Claw Machine, It Was So Gross I Said "Fuck This" Put The Pedal To The Medal And I Drove Off Of A Cliff. If You Make Fun Of A Gay They Will Jump Of Off A Bridge, And If By Any Chance They Live, Just Make Them Listen To This!

[Hook]
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots (What!)
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots
Kill All The Gays (Break Their Bones!)
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots (What!)
Kill All The Gays, And The Faggots
Kill All The Gays (Break Their Bones.)

>>8748495
>Who gives a shit about fags trying too hard to be the most popular girl at school.

Hi you deserve a medal too

This should be the slogan for ERP and slapped onto the head of anyone anon tempted to talk about Owain.

>>8748383
I bet if you put me in a headlock with your thighs, I could go to sleep instantly.

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>>8748447
I mean, why the fuck not?
I see no reason as to why not, and well if anons get concerned about not getting their dicks wet then they must be dense.

>>8748340
>>8748495
Fucking hell, who would've kown? Reasonable anons.

>>8748510
My thighs aren't that special..

>>8748391
>The bold action that Anon performed had caused his cheeks to flush red as he never done such an act before. As his tongue rubs at the top of his palate to savor the rest of the chocolaty sweet, his cheeks would grow even redder as the titan fighter suggests to share the frozen treat that she saved within her mouth. He gives her a nod, coupled with an afirmative "Mm", then lowers his head again to plant his lips on hers. His mouth held agape, Anon's tongue lolls out and gives the ice cream a poke, before lifts up a small portion of it and brings it into his salivating maw. After swallowing it down, his tongue eagerly returns, and starts to swirl around with her tongue to melt the ice cream held in between their mouths. His arms wrap around Sasha and bring her closer to him, until her body is pressed tightly against his.

(I gotta step out real quick. I'll be back to continue though.)

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I have no rancho and I must relaxo

I have no rancho and I must relaxo

I have no rancho and I must relaxo

I have no rancho and I must relaxo

I have no rancho and I must relaxo

>>8748391
I want Sasha to fart on me!

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WHEREE ARE THE FURRY AVAS?? :333

>>8748539
>concerned about not getting dick wet
I dunno. You seem like the type of girl to put out. Maybe not until the last minute, after you've gotten everything you want. But probably worth it. You got the wild look in your eyes.

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>>8748549
(That's cool anon. How long do you think you'll be?)

>>8748559
>brappps, just for anon

>>8748539
>Thighs aren't special
>Posts nicethighs.png
See, now I just think you're teasing me with those earmuffs of yours.

>>8748383
Truth be told I'm more into throat fucking, but cuddling is a close second.

>>8748605
>He takes a deep breath through his nose, enjoying the aroma she emitted.
Aaahhh... t-thanks...

>>8748605
(About 15-20 min. Phoneposting right now.)

>>8748605
Oi, you, scouting cadet! What the fuck are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be reporting to your squad leader?

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>>8748580
I hear that every now and then, about my eyes.
But I do believe that I've managed to be pleasant company for all those who have sought it out.

>>8748609
Might be, you'll never know will you now?

>>8748622
Checked and agreed, cuddling's not my primary thing either, but a close second, believe it or not.

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>>8748684
(Thanks for the reply. I'll get a response before then!)

>>8748661
>Sasha is creeped out by this, but not as much as she thinks she should be. Maybe she's gotten too much flak from her comrades from farting in public, but this almost feels like ...redemption?
Eh. You're...welcome?!

>>8748702
>Sasha salutes FAST
Uh!?! Yes! Yes sir! I wasn't doing.a-a-anything! I'll get right too it!

>>8748709
>I'll never know
B-But how come?

>>8748709
What about kisses. Do you like those too.

>>8748723
>Seeing the girl get so flustered so easy, he reached out as she tries to scurry after, grabbing her by the wrist
If you have time to stand around out here doing fuck all, you have time to do a little job for me.
>Hoisting her after him, walking her to a place she wasn't too familiar with, she noticed the patch on the back of his jacket; one of the Garrison, and a higher up at that.

>>8748709
I see great minds think alike

>>8748723
>He blushes and scratches the back of his head, looking off to the side.
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. I just think you're pretty and all...
>He grins awkwardly.
And I have very peculiar tastes...

>>8748723
What a shitty character... continue to eat potatoes.

>>8748709
I want to fuck your ass so hard you drool my cum all day.

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>>8748735
Because you'll never get me to admit that I'm teasing you now will you?

>>8748751
Perhaps, depends on where though

>>8748764
So it seems, so it seems.

>>8748801
Was that a statement or a promise?

>>8748819
>Statement or promise
Bend over and find out.

>>8748819
You're far too cute for me nazi-chan desu.
>Kissus lips

>>8748819
I mean...I can't make you, no. But that's so mean to show me such nice thighs and just say no!

>>8748819
So you wanna bone or not?

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>>8748549
>Sasha doesn't seem to have any shame in offering up her mouth like this to the total stranger - her cheeks are flushed, but that's from the happy sensation of the food in her belly, as she presses her lips right to anon's. The wet, creamy kiss is totally decadent, and Sasha murmurs in it as all her drool is swilled up, mixing with anons, she raises her tongue to feed him every bit of the melted ice-cream she's got there. By the time She finally comes down from her tip-toes, the young soldiers is a quivering mess. She pants loudly.
Aah! You got..anything more..you want to share with me, anon?

>>8748753
>Sasha's wide eyes flick to the emblem on the man's jacket, and back at him. She swallows the mouthful of food she'd been chewing hard. She disliked him already, but rank was rank. Sasha skidded to a halt.
Y-yes sir! What do you need me for?

>>8748791
>Sasha snatches the potato from your hand and eats it in front of you so messily bits fly off in every direction (and mostly land back on you)

>>8748789
Eh..heheh...
>Sasha rubs the back of her head and tries her best to smile.
No..that's okay. I get railled on for my tastes too. Eheh. Thanks very much though, Mr. You...keep at being you, okay?

>>8748172
>Forcing shitty hate memes because Paul got triggered about duplicate Avas again
If you hate it here than fuck off, I promise nobody will miss your whiny non contributing ass

>>8748952
>Having yanked the girl off to an empty cabin located on an offshoot alley way in a more secluded part of the military camp, he turned to her with a fierce look. He was a rather rugged looking fellow, a bit scary to the small girl. He towered over her as his voice seemed to boom.
Do you have any idea the punishment for straying from your unit? We run a tight ship here young lady. I don't know why the fuck you thought it clever to wander off, but you could be thrown out on the streets for that sort of behaviour.
>Gazes fixed on her shifty brown eyes, he fixated on her face. She was admittedly rather pretty, but that doesn't go too far when trying to save your ass from fucking up orders. He sighed, deciding to try and at least give the girl as chance.
Tell me; why were you meandering about out there? Did... I see you chewing, or was I imagine that cadet?

>>8748304
>Derailing the thread for the millionth ducking time because you can't keep your precious opinions to your fucking self
Yes '''''not''''' Paul keep digging yourself deeper. I'm sure everyone will do exactly what you want if you just bitch harder

>>8748952
>He smiles warmly at her, happy that she is so accepting of him.
Thank you too, Sasha.
>He gives her a thumbs up and laughs quietly.
I give that fart a 10/10, by the way.

>>8749020
>>8749056
>responding to posts an hour old on a subject that even the person complaining about put to rest quickly

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>>8748847
Jawohl
>She bends over for him, shaking her butt around
Like what you see?

>>8748863
mmph!
>Returns the kissu

>>8748875
who said anything about saying no?

>>8748884
what the fuck do you think I'm doing here?
Of course I want to bang

>>8748952
(And just as I got back.)

>Anon continues to lap at the frozen treat that they held on their tongues, until it finally melts and mingles with their combined spit. He almost gags at the sudden flow of melted ice cream that spilled into his mouth, but when he gets used to it, he happily drinks it up. When the two part from their messy liplock, a mix of chocolate and saliva still connected their lips in sticky strands, and he pants in tune with her to return much needed air into his lungs.
Anything more?
>He parrots. Thinking back to the sloppy kiss they shared, the soft yet wet sensation that he felt riled up his member, and now it tented up the restricting fabric of his jeans. Grabbing onto the soldier's wrist, Anon brings her hand down to his bulge and rubs at it with her palm, demonstrating what he had in store for her.
Y-Yeah. Get on your knees if you want to taste it.

>>8749079
>Anon reaches around and grabs her butt
Well if subtlety is out the window

>>8749079
>Slaps her round jiggling butt hard, squeezing it.
I'd like it better naked.
>Goes to rip the skirt.

>>8749079
Oh.
Well if that's not no then...
>shuffles onto his back.
Why don't you take a seat?

>>8749073
Well thanks for dragging it out further anon, we so needed that

>>8749073
Stop forcing it man. Let it die

>>8749198
That anon dragged it out further, I was just pointing out their stupidity if they wanted the forced hate to end.

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>>8749033
>Sasha jerks her small frame into a rock-steady salute during all of this. Steady but for the fear making her shiver from head to toe. Sasha didn't want to be sent on another marathon-til-you-drop again. Sweat beads make their way right down the young cadet's strained face.
I was..investigating..food..supplies...in the area, Sir
>With a heavy, audible gulp, Sasha swallows the last of the steamed potato still in her mouth.
...the situation is good by the way! Nothing to worry about, sir!

>>8749072
>Sasha visibly squirms in her tight outfit, rubbing her thighs together in embarrassment.
Ehh...no way..ah...T-thank you again?! Do you really rate them like that? What..makes a good one?

>>8749110
>The brown haired soldier's eyes light up at the suggestion. Sasha smacks her lips a few more times, and presses her sweaty palm firmly against that bulge, bending her fingers to test it's shape. She looks down at it, and then up at anon, blushing deeper by the second. Her stomach growls loudly.
Nng. You mean like...okay. I get it.
>She grins
But ...promise I get to swallow it all, okay?None of that..wasting your load by blowing it on my face rubbish..
>Sasha's face scrunches up at the thought as she gets down onto her knees, and starts casually unpacking anon's bulge..

>>8747668
I leave the threads alone and get my ass on discord.

I think I'm starting to get sick.

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

>>8749292
>With her fingers curling around his concealed member, Anon bites onto his lip as his cock stiffens some more and tightens the available space it had.
Don't worry Sasha. There was only place I was planning to blow load anyways.
>He returns the soldier's grin with one of his own as his fingers fumble with the zipper and button of his jeans. When he finally undoes the constraints, he lets both his boxers and his pants fall down to the crown and kicks them to the side, then steps forward to give Sasha a clear view of his erect prick. Dripping with pre, the veiny surface pulsated as blood rushed to engorge it some more. Anon grabs onto the base of his prick and gives the famished soldier a slap on the cheek with its underside, then another and another until he finally rests the fat tip on top of her lips.
Feel free to eat it whenever you are ready Sasha~

>>8749292
Well, uh...
>He stands there as if he is deeply in thought.
It... was just an expression, I guess. A compliment! I was just saying that I really enjoyed it.

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>>8749115
Subtlety has a unfortunate tendency of taking forever, when we all know what we want.
So, how 'bout it?
>She grins, licking those sultry lips of hers

>>8749124
I'm sure you do
>She yelped as he slapped her butt, presenting it to him even more as he tore at her skirt to remove it
>With her rear exposed to him she couldn't help but tease him with a long moan

>>8749147
>Why don't you take a seat?
>ChrisHansen.jpg

Don't mind if I do
>she seats herself, spreading her legs for anon to get comfy between them

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>>8749435
>>8749445
(Sorry potatoes I gotta go for about half an hour tops I'll be right back after)

>>8749072
Do you have a discord, fartanon?

>>8749529
(Your turn now hm? Don't worry about it. Catch ya soon!)

>>8749494
>He smacks her now bare ass harder this time, spreading her open with his fingers
You look like such a slut with your ass perked up like this. You want something from me? Ask for it.
>Slaps his shaft against a cheek of her ass.

>>8749544
Yes! morose#9727

>>8749494
Pff. hey, I'm not lookin for lol-
>Rest is muffled as she takes a seat, and he reaches to squeezes both cheeks of her plump ass greedily, burying his mouth into her warm cunt, kissing it hungrily.

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>>8749561
I...I want your cock, please, give me your cock, put it in me! Please, FUCK me!
>she begged of him, shivering in anticipation, she wanted to, no she NEEDED to feel his cock inside of her

>>8749606
Mnhh~ Yeah just like that, eat me up anon!
>she moaned, grinding her pussy against his mouth

>>8749844
That's a lot better. If you beg real nice, you might get what you want from me.
>He states, steering the rod and slapping the hot meat against her tight exposed star, pushing the swollen tip against her tight ring, and starting to push inside her.

>>8749844
>Anon buries his face against the warm pussy presented to him, lapping at her hot juices, and thrusting his tongue up inside of her coiling cunt. He squeezes big handfuls of her ass, as he urges her to squish her hips back and ride his face without worry, panting hotly against her lips.

>this dead on a friday night

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(And back! Writin' replies)

>>8749494
That is true, I know what I want out of this, how about you?
>He asks as he groped her plump, full ass cheeks and placed her hand onto his growing member.

>>8750189
I'll probably never watch/read AoT, but ponytails are cute.

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>>8749922
>(digits, checked, nice)
Yes, mmph! Please, fuck me!
>She kept begging as he slid his length inside of her, her tight ass squeezing his cock as he went deeper inside of her

>>8749980
>she grabs hold of his hands, forcing him to grab her ass as roughly as he can while she pushes her sex against his face, her juices spreading around on his face as he parted her lips with his tongue

>>8750209
Well, judging by what I have, quite the handful of, I do believe that I know exactly what I want.
>She grabbed his swelling cock, sliding her hand back and forth along the length of it

>>8750189
(Welcome back. I'll be waiting!)

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>>8750171
Who knows maybe there's stuff happening elsewhere?

Could be an orgy of avas going on RIGHT NOW

bepis

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>>8750299
Spurlex spärlex sprölölölölöö
:DDDD

Ebin

>>8750250
>He gulped as her smooth and gentle hand slid along his cock, knowing that if she wanted she could make him climax without him even getting undressed. To protect his pride, he quickly launched a counter attack and grabbed a handful of her ample breasts, trying to throw her off her game and gain control

>>8750250
(Hm. not bad.)

>He slaps one raw cheek of her ass hard at her words, pushing his fat member deeper inside her tight, squeezing ass, until his balls slap against her pussy.
Ghh...Your such a filthy buttslut. Scream more.
>He shouted, delivering another smack as he spread her tight hole apart, watching his cock disappear inside of it, before he started to fuck her.

>>8750250
>His hands grope at her plump ass, squeezing both soft cushions, while he delved his tongue inside her tunnel, flickering it in and out hungrily, as he gave her an encouraging pat on her ass, as he pushed his tongue between her lips.

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>>8749435
>Sasha gasps auidably at the hot, juicy cockmeat that springs so eager in front of her. She can barely wait a moment before wrapping her drooling lips around anon's bulging crown - it tastes like the finest salted steak to the famished soldier. Sasha practically has to stop her teeth digging into that delicious cock as her lips lewdly smack around anon's girth, her tongue whips up and slides all under and against his glands, teasing out a steady trickle of sweet pre to fall right on top of it. The brown haired girl's expression is total bliss, it doesn't seem there is anything else in the world to her right now but anon's fleshy,pulsing cock in her hungry mouth.

>>8749445
Huh.
>Sasha stands there in utter awkward silence for a little while. The scent of her normally-incredibly-embarrassing expulsion is still fairly thick in the air.
You get..all sorts I suppose. I never thought that's something I'd get a compliment for, ha.

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>>8750244
(Sasha is cute. She can count all the way to potato. You should give it a go if you can stand the horror its a solid series.)

>>8750425
>Anon was expecting Sasha to take things slowly, but with her practically wolfing down his meaty cock, he lurches forwards and places his hands on top of her hair as the sudden sensation shoots through his core. His teeth clench together and a hand moves up to cover his mouth as a moan threatened to escape from his lips, and when he finally regained his composure, his back erects itself once more while a hand stays on her head. Even though he tries to hold back his moans, muffled ones came out into his hand as her tongue trails across his pink, sensitive crown, causing more of the salty precum that the hungry solider was eager to swallow to spill out. Anon looks down at the hungry soldier with a grin, despite his sudden outbreak of pleasure, and gives her a pat on the head.
That's good Sasha, now keep on working for that salty treat~

>>8748570
CRINGe desu

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>>8750171
Everyone's out paying respect to the lord on good friday

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>>8750589
>Sasha is clearly in a world of her own still; happy little murmurings vibrate around anon's length as she slurps on his cock with utter abandon. The teenage hunter tilts her head around at all angles, wrapping that needy tongue of hers around anon's cock in constant lavishing licks, all the while suckling firmly with lips, treating anon's succulent cockflesh with just as much care and attention as she would any fine cut of meat, savouring every aspect of its taste and texture. As Sasha swivels her head around, bobbing slightly back and forth to try different amounts in different places in her mouth, adoring every twitching vein with her tongue, that ponytail of hers starts to look very much like a handle..

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>People play legendary on their FIRST TIME EVER PLAYING THE GAMEMODE
>Reinhardts can't hold up their shield and have to fire strike every time it's off cooldown like a damn spastic
>Mercy players waste their ults on single people
>Torbs that don't know what their E key does
>Tracers that can't blink behind eradicators and hit the giant fucking hitbox on their back to drop their shield
>"It's just arcade dude xd"
>Rein's that miss their charge on STATIONARY bastions


Legendary is impossible

I haven't even made it to the power plant yet

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>>8750803
Fuck, forgot the fucking image.

>>8750372
Oh? I didn't know you were this eager, but by all means, don't let me stop you
>She cooed, not stopping the jerking she had started. Rubbing his cock through his pants

>>8750392
>She moaned as he slapped her ass while pushing himself deep inside of her
Yes! Please! Slap my ass! Fuck me! Please! I need your cock!
>She pushed herself against him, trying to shove his cock deeper inside her ass, her tight asshole wrapping around his shaft, squeezing it tightly as he pounded her ample rear

>>8750423
Yess, just like that, eat up anon
>She ordered, while grinding her wet slit against his face, her hands had wandered down to his crotch, unwrapping his cock from its cloth prison, wrapping her hands around it as she encouraged him to lick her more while slowly stroking his cock

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>>8750773
>expecting anything in solo que

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Hello ~

>>8750820
>He hammers away harder now at the tight woman's ass, every thrust sinking his dickmeat a few inches deeper, pushing on new angles inside her tight walls.
That's very good...your voice is pretty nice too.
>He notes, reaching forward to grab a fist full of her hair, and forces her back to take more of him, and to make her bounce that much harder. Every clap gets louder, and he delivers another slap to her reddening cheeks.

>>8750773
Soloulting as Mercy is fine in that game mode depending on the situation and target. Ult builds quickly and if it's tracer she's the primary DPS

I'd offer to queue with you but you're probably paul

>>8750773
>blogging about your kusoge in an ERP thread

>>8750820
>Anon eagerly buries his nose into her hot sticky pussy, mumbling some unimportant reply as his tongue tends to its far more important duties, stretching open her pussy and drilling inside as if it were a dick on its own, lashing against her walls.
>His member flops free when she peels back his pants, and perks right up for her when she grabs hold, twitching excitedly to be free and have attention all at once, as she earned a moan out of him right against her sex.

>>8750762
>Anon bites down onto his lips as Sasha's wet mouth massages his fat cock with the small moans she released on it. The feeling of his thick cockhead rubbing against her cheeks and his length getting sucked into the vacuum of her mouth was enough to make him gasp, as well as to pant heavily from all the moans he held back. He needed more though, so Anon slides his hand down to the back of Sasha's head and grabs onto her ponytail before he uses it to slide her plush lips down to his base. His head reels back as he felt his ruddy crown bump against the wall of her throat, then slide down even further into the tight, wet confines of it. He keeps his cock deeply lodged within her and her lips pressed against his base, then pulls her off until his length slides out of her mouth dripping with the soldier's spit. He gives her a couple of seconds to breathe, then jams his throbbing cock back inside her mouth and into constricting throat.

>>8750928
Hello-you're absolutely adorable. Nice to meet ya.

Aw, its Sasha. She's adorable.

Which is the best you're gonna get in AoT, I guess. Primus knows the girls aren't sexy.

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>>8750963
Would you believe me if I said I was the nuLD

>>8750834
I never expect anything in this game and I'm still let down

>>8750964
>Some anime word
what

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>>8750994
Oh, you're flattering me ~
But that won't get you anywhere.

>Paul still trying to be relevant
>still playing the game the ex he """""""""hates"""""""" bought him
Man what must it feel like to be this large a cuckold?

>>8750928
Hey honey!

>>8751035
What if instead I said...
I want to drown you in my cum till you beg me to stop.

>>8750820
>He let out another moan as she released his manhood from his pants in one quick motion that spoke to her years of experience over the boy as she quickly worked his cock in her hand, miking him for his very essence as Anon lost most of his strength and melted in her arms, surrendering himself to her mercy.

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>8751045
>Cuckposters THIS desperate for attention when Kathleen became a more stale meme than youtube poops after being posted in EVERY FUCKING THREAD for a week

GET BEHIND ME FRIENDS, I AM YOUR SHIELD!

>>8751035
What if I just want to flatter you because that's what I think you deserve?

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>>8751025

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Good evening, everyone.

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>>8751017
>Sasha's eyes open wide and she looks up in utter surprise, rudely awoken from that heady, cocksucking daze of a dream she'd lost herself in by the hand yanking at her ponytail. Despite the look of shock, Sasha doesn't offer the tiniest bit of resistance, and the thought occurs that this isn't the first cock the young soldier has slobbered over. Her lips purse around more and more of anon's hefty girth, til his tip barges right past Sasha's tonsils - he watches her cute face scrunch up as she chokes, gargling obscene wet sounds around that fat meat, but the look in her watering eyes still seems..grateful, right as Sasha's plump lips are forced to kiss anon's pelvis. It's amazing easy to side her face back and forth, the wet noises that narrow,pulsing throat makes as it wraps around anon's cock only get louder and louder, but theres barely any gag reflex at all; swallowing large amounts of meat comes so naturally to the girl.

>>8751017
DELET THIS

>>8751189
Good evening! How are you Kas?

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>>8750929
Mnh..yess! Fck! Please, harder!
>She moans, biting her lip as she's forced to take even more of his length inside of her, her buttcheeks slapping against him with each of his thrusts

>>8750977
chkd

>She moaned as his tongue worked its way around inside her pussy, jerking his cock as a reward for doing such a good job, her wet juices leaking in a steady fashion from her slit as he lapped them up, causing her to moan in pleasure

>>8751109
Oh you poor little thing, losing yourself this hard to just a little handjob...tsk tsk tsk.
>she taunted him, pushing her thumb against the tip of his cock, rubbing it roughly as she jerked it with her hand, supporting him with her other hand

>>8751211

Hey, it was a compliment!

....To you. Not to anyone else on that show.

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>>8751049
Hello, how are you doing tonight?

>>8751102
That ...
Sounds interesting.
For a trashy porn magazine.

>>8751172
Then, I would feel honored and accept your compliment.

>>8751230
>After steadily riding the slutty nazi, he lets out a heavy groan, the hand that was punishing her rear pausing long enough to squeeze her plump ass, and stretch her open once more right as he bucked his hips into her, stuffing her ass with fat meat. And then, all at once, he unloaded-releasing a sudden and rapid fire burst of hot jizz to pump her butt full, pouring it along her inner walls greedily with each thrust.

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>>8751229
I'm rather well, thank you for asking. What about you, Anon?

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>>8751266
I'm..sexual! I'm a woman! I've got curves and all the good stuff. What's not sexy about me?

>>8751278
Well to start off I really like your outfit. Gloves, epaulettes, that super short skirt.. It looks formal, but really hot at the same time

>>8751230
>Anon's tongue greedily slurped at her slit, loudly tonguefucking her nethers with every small bounce she pushed his way, pushing his face up greedily with every stroke of his fat cock, his tongue slipping out of her suddenly and starting to lap at her clit as well. Every hungry lick pushed and toyed with her throbbing button as she stroked his manhood, making it grow harder and more excited with every squeeze.

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Incase anon here, if anyone wants some lewd fun.

>>8751329
That you're not Mikasa potato girl

>>8751278
What, and there's somethin' wrong with trashy?
What about...
'I want you to sit on my face and let me taste your pussy'
Still too trashy?

>>8751329

Its not your fault. Your creator just can't do sexy.

....Although losing the ponytail might help.

>>8751230
>As much as he'd love let her spoil him like this, the man in him ignited as he gained new found energy. Needed to regain control, Anon used the much more direct method and grabbed her head, quickly shoving her downwards and allowing her to service him with her mouth instead.
Y-yeah look who's on top now!

>>8751312
I'm in the mood to lewd the fuck out of a bird person, have you seen any?

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>>8751368
No..Mikasa..where have I heard that one before..
>Her shoulders slump
I mean..that's not fair! No-one is. Other than Misaka...

>>8751384
Okay now you just overstepped the line. My ponytail is part of who I am! How about I zip over there and show you a piece of my mind, huh?

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Genes?
Ruined~

>>8751365
>*Raises hand*

>>8751211
>Anon continues to slowly tug Sasha's warm mouth on and off his pulasting cock, getting it as deep as it could go into the young soldier's throat. Her plump lips wrapping around his girth practically milked his prick, and constantly brought him closer and closer to his limit. He speeds up his pulling of her ponytail and speeds up filling her throat with his meat. To hasten his pace even more, his hips start to move in tandem with his tugs, making it look like Anon was fucking Sasha's mouth. The garbled noises he hears each time his cock delves into her throat was starting to get to him, and he could feel himself near the brink of his orgasm. Even though she told him to fill her mouth, he knew that if he came inside her throat, she wouldn't be able to taster it. His hips and hand don't stop, however, and continue to force Anon's throbbing cock deep into her slobbering mouth.

>>8751432

Okay, okay, lets not get violent. You're cute hot.

Thats a thing.

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>>8751339
H-Hot ...?
I wouldn't say that ...
It's just the basic uniform given to me.

>>8751380
Way too vulgar.
Tone it down.
A lot...

>>8751445
And that is what happens when you shit in the fishtank

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>>8751420
Oh, well there is Revali, Teba, Harth...

>>8751445
That's heresy but I'd still fuck it.

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>>8751452
Great! You have anything in mind as to what you would like to do?

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>>8751489
Who knew heresy was such a wild fuck~

>>8751486
Hmm... All good options, but I want you instead.

>>8751476
Even more than that?
Geez. You drive a hard bargain. What DO you enjoy then, anyway?

>>8751278
I'm doing well now that you're around. I love good company, especially when it's as pretty as you~

>>8751139
I'm actually happy now

Not going to write up a bullshit apology paragraph because I know it'll just become a pasta

Maybe I'll RP again sometime soon, mybe I'll just lurk more

See ya guys

>>8751516
I know this is absolutely sinful, but that image is doing things to my dick.

>>8751476
You're telling me that skirt is part of the basic uniform? Wow I want to live where you are.
Maybe you just fill it out really well. Like, make it look hotter than it normally is

>>8751491
You think you can play a trap that turns a straight guy gay with his boipussy?

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>>8751580
Oh? Why me, Anon? I'm sure all the others are just as equally fine, aren't they? I mean, one's a Champion, the other's a master bow craftsman, and the other's, well... Let's just say he's more good looking than the other Rito.

>>8749292
You... were stealing rations from the camp.
>The higher-up stares at her in almost utter disbelief, speech stammered only by the amount of shit eating greed displayed by the girl. He was right, her pretty face wasn't gonna save her from punishment however...
I'm required to inform you that such an offense is punishable by not only getting thrown out of the legion, but out of the walls themselves.
>Looking down, he sighs and speaks wistfully, as if to feign pity. However, his gaze his suddenly granted to her more frantic fearful eyes, as he grabs the young girl by the collar and pulls her body close, a whiff of her sweet smell wafting over his nose
But, you're a cute little thing. So I think I'll cut you a deal~

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>>8751612
Sure thing, all the pictures I saved are generally trappy but sadly very few, if any, non-lewd pics. Did you want to do something like picking the trap up from a bar after some flirting along with a few drinks or what?

>>8751633

Anon walks up and begins to run his hand up and down Kas' toned chest and abdomen.
C'mon big guy~ it gets lonely out here, you help me I help you.

>>8751594
Blacked Rei is my fetish. Glad to see im not alone

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>>8751311
>She moaned as he emptied his seed inside of her, coating her inner walls white with his thick cum
>Shuddering as he pumped her full, panting heavily, waiting for what he could possibly come up with next

>>8751358
Ahh! FUCK!
>As he began his assault on his clit she squeezed his cock tight in her grip, pushing her needy slit harder against his face while her hands worked on his throbbing member, stroking it harder than before.

>>8751399
You should work on your confidence a bit more, not saying that I don't like this new turn of events, just saying.
>She smiled, grabbing his cock, and rubbing it against her cheek and lips, giving it little kisses on the tip
So, since you're on top now. What shall I ever do for you?