THE OFFICIAL MIDNIGHT PONY THREAD
TRAVIS
>>8739854
Get on the moon ,nigga.
Time to get naked and shitty wit skitty again.
>>8739881
K
>>8739896
>>8740059
your asshole is mine. i will drain my prostate fluid in it whenever I want.
>>8740059
>>8740199
>>8740244
Yoooo, it's cool cats hour.
>>8740996
No it's not
>>8741029
Yoooo, its people that don't have social responsibilities hour.
>better?
>>8741045
FUGIN LAL i wonder how true the last half was.. sounds so sad if a lot of people really have that kind of harmful blind faith in someone and just get bit for it
>>8741037
oh, yes.. yess.... much better
>>8741045
>tfw you will never kill as many leftists as a leftist leader
!!noko is a faggot.
>>8741394
moop
>>8741115
Skitty ignoring cate you are very rude.
>>8741441
>>8741469
what
when
im watching kong skull island, it has giant animals and things, really good movie would recommend 10/10
It fucking sucks.
>>8741469
>Skitty ignoring cate you are very rude.
Wha?
scootapost
>>8741850
how long is your cock flaccid and erect?
>>8741647
no tu
>>8741867
Back the fuck off.
>>8741862
Uh, it goes from like 2 inches to 6.
this is better.
kong skull island was a best
idunno why hurr duhrrrwin rates it so low
>>8742118
because he is an old biter faggot.
>>8742131
>biter
Because it sucks.
>>8742142
ur dick has lower ratings this movie was 200% rad
i think imma hit the hay
>>8742153
Why are you so RUDE?
>>8742270
idunno
>>8742279
It hurts my feelings.
>>8742287
>>8742287
Lol s-sorry
>>8742336
no problem bud
>>8742429
Now post more of this thing.
>Free invitations to a Porn shoot sent to people who hate MLP Porn.
>Pic related is there.
>People are paid to fuck him. If they last longer than 5 minutes inside him with a condom on, they can cum in his ass bareback.
>If they don't, they have to tell the camera how much they enjoy fucking someone from MLP.
>While licking his cum off their face.
>>8742439
>>8742544
Good... good.
>>8742451
A mare would work better.
>>8742663
I guess everyone went to bed tonight since they have to get up early for Good Friday right?
>>8742853
I don't sleep anymore!
>>8742882
if you say so champ
Well I guess time for bed.
It is dead.
Rip
We had some good times. I will always remember you.
Just got home, how's it going?
>>8743664
Heya rap
How's it goin
>>8743690
I'm stressed out.
but I'm ok.
yourself?
>>8743754
I was playing dark souls earlier
Made it through sen's fortress, a friend has been giving me tips on what places are best to go to without spoiling anything
Blighttown was really annoying
>>8743764
Yeah blight town is easily the worst part of the entire game.
did you get to the bottom into the swamp area?
>Implying that he could have gotten into Sen's without both bells
Lmao, just lmao.
>>8743773
I explored around, found the firekeeper's soul, killed that spider lady, went in deeper, killed that fire giant and got some nifty fire/poison resistant robes, and picked up a little pyromancy
>>8743778
I got both bells, don't worry about that
I just didn't liveblog a lot of the gameplay
>>8743778
https://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls/comments/1wanvi/get_into_sens_fortress_without_ringing_the_bells/
>>8743784
>Implying
>that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>he
>could
>have
>>8743793
why not?
anyone watching the video could do it
I also accidentally freed that gold knight dude in the church, friend said I made a huge mistake when I did and said I'd have to kill him or the lady who upgrades my flask dies
I learned how to parry that day and got a really good ring that breaks when unequipped
Forgive me for not knowing names off the top of my head
>>8743783
>Killed that fire giant
Did you actually fight it or did you run to the door?
>>8743816
Nobody would have done that unintentionally.
>>8743821
>friend said I made a huge mistake when I did and said I'd have to kill him or the lady who upgrades my flask dies
>a friend has been giving me tips on what places are best to go to without spoiling anything
>without spoiling anything
Lol.
>>8743838
I saw the instakill strat but couldn't get him to get his ass over there so I did it the slow, safe, tedious way
Without spoiling too much*
>>8743821
I think his name is lautrec or something like that.
you'll be right, don't worry.
>>8743821
No rest for the wicked. Sleep isn't something for me.
>>8743859
Can't sleep either?
>>8743856
Alrighty
>>8743867
Not allowed to due to some standing obligations. I just got off work a few m
Now I need to return a key, and only then will I be able to shut my eyes.
>>8743867
Mhmm.
Dark souls has a lot of secrets in it which gives it the replayability.
some are impossible to find though unless you get lucky or are told.
Like, there's 2 covenants I think in ds1 that you can not find without being told or lucking out I think.
Ask your friend about the darkwraith covenant for instance, he should be able to guide you there without ruining anything.
>>8743903
have a good one Aku, be careful.
>>8743923
I'm not going anywhere... am I?
>>8743922
>without ruining anything.
I have less faith in him then you.
>>8743889
>>8743903
Sleep tight
>>8743922
I'll be sure to ask about that later
Are they for magic? Cause I had heard pyromancy isn't really stat dependant and my character has morely str and vit right now so it's probably the best magic I can ask for
*THAN
>>8743944
You already missed the good pyromancy teacher.
>>8743956
The one behind the breakable wall that you need spider eggs on your head to access?
Actually, I'm wrong. Forget what I said.
>>8743935
To return a key I thought.
>>8743936
I've not ever ruined anything.
>>8743944
Covenants give you some bonus's, but I don't really know what they are cause I'm not that knowledgeable on that aspect of the games... or any aspect really, I enjoyed the first and third one but I'm no expert or anything.
I just know some covenants give you bonus's for things like invasion or protection there of maybe some other things too.
>>8743977
That's why I have more faith in you now.
>>8743944
I said I'm not sleeping! IM NOT SLEEPING! I got shit to do!
The only reason I found out about the pyromancy teacher was because I was an idiot who attacked the eggsacs before the spider boss and googled how to get it off my face
>>8743977
Not for another hour or so.
>>8743991
What are you going to be doing then?
>>8744001
Ah true true.
Well stay physically active till you have to do that so you don't fall asleep.
>>8744018
Don't worry, goddamn sun won't let me.
>>8744010
Returning a key.
>>8744035
I meant after that
>>8744025
M'kay, just be careful, especially if you're driving.
>>8744040
So what part are you up to exactly?
>>8744104
Killed the giant at the top of the tower, a bunch of imps took me to a new area, saved at a bonfire, and I stopped there for a bit
Hello dearies
>>8744118
annor londo is where you are.
As your friend about the covenants sooner rather than later.
>>8744146
Will do
>>8744139
shiny?
>>8744174
YOUR GRANNY LIED
greetings
>>8744270
Hail, my queen
>>8744335
Hiya Moonie!
Oh woke up a bit late today, but ate breakfast(well more like Lunch), drank some coffee, and now just chillin' a bit, it's pretty rainy outside, but by the looks of things it will clear up soon
how's u? :3
>>8744338
Fine greetings to you! how's it going?
>>8744387
I'm alright, a little sleepy though
>>8744394
Isn't it morning at your place?
>>8744403
8:46 am at the moment
I'm a bit of a night owl
>Order cheap parts from ebay
>they actually come with very decent documentation and instruction datasheets
>Live support available even if you don't buy bulk
Thanks, China?
This doesn't usually happen
>>8744414
Oh I can relate to that when I'm on vacation in between semesters or got a long vacation during one... it's nice the first few weeks, but then I get uncomfortable staying up that long
>>8744416
Guess sometimes things just work out when you least expect it
>>8744387
All is well. Just listening to music and flipping between tabs.
I'll probably go sleep soon.
>>8744414
Envious, I sleep like a log
>>8744447
no checked.
>>8744449
Sounds chill, what ya listening to?
>>8744454
You weren't far from trip-dubs yourself
Pretty much knew it was impossible when I saw my last post number
>>8744485
tripdubs are worthless
Which poster are you?
>>8744510
Perhaps, but dubtrips on the other hand, are quite something!
CaNoN
>>8744590
I'm reporting you for over-glorifying trip dubs
>>8744600
You'll need more energy than dubs to transmit that report over
>>8744614
No point in resisting, CaNoN. It is done
>>8744640
>>8744668
>668
So close, yet so far
I shouldn't even let you post Luna anymore, honestly
>>8744212
What about?
>>8744387
Hey Canon.
>>8744674
;-;
>>8744682
Yay Rap!!!
how's it going?
>>8744701
I'm super confused currently.
It seems I've watched more than I've realised.
>>8744750
oh? in what way?
Fellow horsefuckers, where can I get a VR game called "besti". I saw it on e621 some days ago but I cant find any free links, just mentions of them in its patreon.
>>8744766
how it sounds but with more autism involved.
:3
are you on steam currently?
>>8745474
>>8745499
whats up pasta
>>8745508
Not much, you?
>>8745518
just doing some reading and cooking breakfast...
what movie/television series should I watch?
kong skull island was super cool
>>8745544
Neat
I'm not sure, jumanji's a neat movie, but you've probably seen it
>>8745562
ofc, i want to see the new one already.
>>8745566
Me too
I don't really watch much tv or movies so I don't really have much advice
Sorry skitters
>>8745566
Actually now that I think about it, I'd like to get a movie recommendation from you
I may have some time to burn later
>>8745758
kong skull island, darwin was like "it sux" but i thought it was pretty fugin awesome
you can watch it for free at gomovies.to apparently, this site is awesome it's like the underground netflix illegally showing everyone everything for free
lmfao im breakin the laws i dun giva heck
>>8745778
I'll definately try it out later today
Thanks for the link too
>>8745799
You're welcome.
bread really picked up while I was distracted
>>8746161
How's it going?
Is there such a thing as an antivirus that doesn't rely on trash heuristics that gives people a false sense of security because they are running malware that hogs resources on your computer to pretend it's keeping you safe?
I have never been able to trust any antivirus after having spent a month figuring out how to fly under their radar and found out these things really do nothing other than keep people using common RATs from stealing your information but someone who knows how to use a hex editor and a bit of time and dedication could easily circumvent them.
Malware like McAfee (which is my favorite example) will install in a system and try its hardest to stay on the system, it does not have an option to uninstall itself from the system, it will try and embed itself using KMDs that hook a ton of system APIs so that any program trying to use them has to go through it and slow down everything, this and all its focus is not dedicated to keeping your system safe from anything other than simply trying to ensure the user cannot remove the program from their system and it typically just lets malware steal your shit.
Where can I find a community driven AV that just lists anything suspect on your PC without having it go wild deleting everything and uploading whatever you have to their servers
https://twitter.com/nodejs/status/852695400830169088
nodejs is going full blown #NoWhitePeopleAllowed mode
>>8746543
>persons identifying as LGBTQ, women, persons of color, and/or persons with disabilities; and be unable to attend without some financial assistance.
All right, I'm in.
>>8746636
are you an poor lgbtqrstuv woman of color with disabilities?
>>8746636
Your financial assistance is to suck the dean
>>8746667
Yes. Give me free shit.
>>8746688
/free long distance hug
>>8746703
T-Thank you...
>>8746712
its government provided.
and more of a pat on the back.
you can retreive it from your local hug giver located any any social services office.
>>8746734
TIL am goverment
>mfw new poni tomorrow
>>8747229
Control yourself
>>8747245
It's been a while though, celebrations are in order!
>>8747286
Canon, we're in public. Behave
And go change your pants
>>8747229
there's an episode where fluttershy is basically hulk, i don't think i have seen the season where that one is introduced
how far behind am i even
I'm going to bed to escape Skitty goverment hugs
Night guys.
>>8747311
>checked
lol, who might you be I wonder
>>8747348
That would be season 4 episode 6, so you're about 3 seasons behind... can't believe it's been that long since that episode
>>8747445
Nighty!
>>8747448
I only saw up to season 3 I guess
>>8747448
Who do you think?
>>8747445
More for me.
>>8747464
I remember Season 3 being kinda meh, Season 4 and above got plenty of good stuff though
>>8747471
Well I got 2 names on my mind, and either my 1st choice is obvious enough given the circumstances when we got back to posting here, or you could be the other person who posts very seldom just to me... or I could be wrong and you may not be either..what a mystery!
>>8747580
Well, both are wrong, i'm the anon from earlier in this thread.
Don't think i forgot about your crappy >checks
>>8747781
I maek post
>>8747797
can you come over and help me apply some coconut oil?
>>8748088
... i would
i finally have a working copy of that c++ application I wanted to create that would function as an ini file reader to get commands and launch applications based on the ini instructions. finally...
>>8748121
Does it work?
>>8748226
I haven't tested it but I'm sure it will.
Hello, how are you?
>>8747939
witnessed
>>8748341
Doin good! Yourself?
old black OJ had a white wife
lookie lookie here
old black OJ had a big ol knife
lookie lookie here
with a stab wound here, an a dead jew there
here a coon, dare a coon, everywhere am stab wound
old black OJ killed his white wife
lookie lookie here
>>8748363
I'm alright.. Just going to finish this thing and probably watch whatever movie I find interesting in a bit..
old black OJ went to the courts
lookie lookie here
went to the courts an the judge was a nip
lookie lookie here
with fried rice here an a egg roll there
here a nip there a nip everywhere a nip-nip
stab wound here, and a dead jew there
here a coon, dare a coon, everywhere am stab wound. Old black OJ killed his white wife
lookie lookie here.
>>8748452
Neato. Got any movies in mind?
Old black OJ got the chair
lookie lookie here
Fred Goldman done pulled the switch
lookie lookie here
with a zap-zap here an a zap-zap there
smell dat burnin afro hair. with fried rice here and a egg roll there
here a nip there a nip everywhere a nip-nip.
with a stab wound here and a dead jew there
here a coon, dare a coon, everywhere um stab wound.
Old black OJs dead and gone
lookie lookie here.
>>8748464
Not really. I think I'll just do what I typically do, skim the list on the site I use and see what's appealing at the moment.
Have any recommendations?
>>8748425
For What purpose?
>>8748667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWESSV_7cc
>>8748121
>>8748649
Snatch
>>8748695
>>8748893
I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?”
And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”
Fuck get d.c.d and got a 30min deserterror penalty
Entertain me for 21mins
>>8749005
Haha!
It's not working
>>8749017
https://www.reddit.com/r/InternetIsBeautiful/top/?sort=top&t=month
>>8749022
Checked and fuck you man, I was 3/0/1 on a hard carry 5mins in
>>8749038
What game, what character?
>>8749037
Boring another
>>8749050
SMITE on ps4, Medusa
>>8749089
no, be bored and suffer
>>8749089
>Boring
That's what drugs are for.
>>8749107
Reeeeeeeee
>>8749148
I ran out of weed today
Bored and 14mins left
I wish they let us keep mlpol
13mins!
>>8749171
No wonder you're bored. when is the next time you can get some?
6 combo
>>8749205
Next month :/
>>8749205
Male clitoris (she)
10mins!
>>8748954
I googled this and clicked images and saw exactly what I thought I'd see for a quote like that. I liked the one with the american troops most.
I love the snake ladies in vidya
>>8749221
That sucks. at least it the middle of the month. It's 2 week and then 2 more days then its the first.
>>8749287
Aye, your a good person, you will be last in the chambers
8mins!
>>8749251
>>8749313
"I'M FLOATING ON COCKS"
>>8749304
Thanks.
5mins!
>>8749344
Checked and you gif is a lie
5mins still!
>>8749357
×r
I Miss Ommy, he was fun to glomp
3mins!
2mins!
1min!
Longest fucking 1min in my life
Thread is boring. Someone post horse butts
>>8749665
You. Horse butts. Now
>>8749779
>>8749798
kek
it's weird when you're reading rather boring programming docs that come off as serious but then you see subtle dragon ball z meme references in the code
Good morning tiny friends
>>8750304
>>8750526
I'm gonna watch a movie, his imdb rating is 3
im fucking WILD lmfao stop me if u can
>>8750578
do what you must, i might go do some woodworking
>>8750554
Derp
>>8750641
This looks like an interestingread
>>8750665
Ive heard good things.
>>8749274
They say that during the ramp ceremony so that one makes sense.
https://gomovies.to/film/shelter-4858/
https://gomovies.to/film/brokeback-mountain-4310/
https://gomovies.to/film/pride-9186/
https://gomovies.to/film/milk-13725/
https://gomovies.to/film/and-your-mother-too-3848/
https://gomovies.to/film/watership-down-10497/
>>8750578
#madlad
>>8751488
Howdy fox friend!
>>8751488
>that first one
>2nd & 3rd one...
>(((THE 4TH ONE)))
>(((MILK)))
Somehow I can tell these are movies I can't play over speakers and would need to stay at my desk with headphones and I don't like doing that...
I tried watching Earthtastrophy, it's' so ridiculous, the acting is so serious in contrast to the low budget effects, like clouds with vapor trails running around electrocuting people.. the heck is this
watership down seems cool, I think I'll go for that one next after I finish a few things.
>>8751737
They are all faggo movies btw except whatever the last two are. i would only watch the one with the rabbits, but i have no idea what it will be like.
Is that the much awaited follow up to Skypocalypse?
That is one of my favourite part of these movies. I have a feeling they crack up after every cut.
>>8751590
hello
>>8751737
This one in particular http://tomcatfilmsllc.com/skypocalypse
now that i actually see what it is, though im still not sure, i will guess they share no relation aside from their outlandish names
>>8751833
>Skypocalypse
>During a zombie apocalypse, some friends decide to open a group on skype and take contact whit the other humans. Unfortunately, something get wrong.
That broken english description
'
my fucking sides lol
this movie sounds extremely lazy
i need to watch this
what are you up to? my store friend just called and wants me to go drink..
>>8751888
nice eights. yeah i looked at that one too, it might be bad enough to watch.
you should do that, will be fun. i got nothing, just trying to get to one hundred forty ounces of water today. spent most of the day reading poolside, getting darque. have to make another excuse not to go to dinner with this girl tonight so i can watch my favourite twitch streamer.
actually let's not watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rJ8REiy0XQ
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1416336/
>>8751488
milk was pretty good. Ive heard good things about y tu mama tambien as well!
>>8751833
whats up?
>>8752290
sounds like fun! its ridiculously warm here too, btut at least it wont be dropping below freezing anymore for a while. have you gotten to to swimming yet?
>>8752349
Yeah, quite a bit of swimming. Actually I have swam in four countries in the last three weeks. And there is the pool here but the gas isn't connected to the heater or something so i shan't go in. there is the ocean but i will avoid it until the shark migration is finished.
>>8752428
a dip in the pool sounds super nice tho. damn I'd love a swim right now
I'm gonna dye my hair lime!
and get an undercut.
>>8753147
Are you retarded?
>>8753376
are you a nazi? stop using ableist slurs.
would a retard be so in touch with social issues?
>>8753147
Ugly af hairstyle.
>>8753401
>>8753412
but my favorite anarcho communist tumblr blogger has the same one!
>>8753436
I fuckin knew it.
>>8753447
We'll I guess you should gommunism is the way of the future after all.
>>8753528
yes!
free food for everyone! especially our generous leaders.
>>8753606
And Jews everywhere got!
So I ended up falling asleep faster then I anticipated
hooray for margarita in a can
>>8754201
Aluminum a shit!
>>8754277
wash your mouth out.
nothing beats old ol fashioned american aluminum. not like that crappy british aluminium they flood the market with.
>>8754312
>>8754486
so finding nemo was a tranny?
i hate nature.
>>8754532
It's better than pic related... no it's worse.
>>8754718
fish are disgusting.
fucking degenerates swim in their own piss.
>>8754780
Porcupines piss on each other. And this species of hermaphrodite flatworm, practices "penis fencing"
new rule.
all animals have to wear condoms.
>>8755208
This species of spider would go extinct.
being retarded is a full time job, where tax payers pay your checks.
>>8755303
this is what we like to call an acceptable loss.
>>8755330
It would also prove ineffective against the lesbian lizards.
>>8754486
that one on the left looks like a jojo character.
>>8755354
>new mexico whiptail
something tells me they mostly stay around new mexico. i'll take my chances in the southeast.
>>8755380
All male ants are niggers.
>>8755416
It's their state lizard.
>>8755424
except male ants are kicked out of the the colony.
just like what we should be doing with nig nogs.
>>8755458
my state doesn't even have a state lizard.
we have a green tree frog and a gopher tortoise.
both are superior to a degenerate species of desert lesbians.
>>8755561
Breastfeeding fish.
>>8755513
Coontowns need to be fenced off.
>>8755750
and surrounded by a quarter mile of razor wire.
>>8755750
fish with breasts?
now we're talking.
>>8755848
+landmines
>>8755860
that's a work place hazard for whoever sets them up.
we don't need any more unions.
>>8755894
still cheaper than acid lakes.
>>8755848
We're building a leaning border fence out of composite materials with sensors
>>8755860
Kiwis birth while teenagers
>>8756071
having it lean sounds like a design flaw desu.
>>8756151
It's going to lean towards Mexico so it's harder to climb, and all the footholds will have razor edges according to a guy interviewed by tucker Carlson.
>>8756245
>>8756238
what kind of fuckin agnel we talkin here?
cause I'm p-sure that shit's just gonna fall over without extra support.
>>8756245
where do you stand on leaning structures?
>>8756269
She should probably see a doctor
>>8756289
the bottom floor, high side.
I've come out of a womb only once in my life.
to expect another to do it every day is a just unnatural.
>>8756352
good answer.
that fuckin, pizza shit though. that fuckin thing is not safe.
>>8756359
I dunno, I personally would rather not get her pregnant at every fuck.
>>8756379
No, it isn't :3
>>8756402
no truer words have ever been spoking itt.
I tip my hat to you, good sir.
>>8756479
How're you Rosey?
>>8756546
I'm good. not really have much going on though.
>>8756626
Fair, fair.
>>8756688
How's it going Pasta?
>>8756751
I'm alright, just got up recently
>>8756751
tried to have a healthy day. but my friend bought us fast food right after we got done exercising.
;~;
I find the penis to be arousing.
>>8756801
join the club, faggot.
>>8756764
same.
about 30 minutes ago desu.
>>8756792
haha sounds amazing~
Ayy LMOA Dried pasta and Raptor are gay
I'll get next thread when we hit the picture cap!
>>8756888
I didn't complain!
oh well, tomorrow is another day! if it's not raining.
CANON!
HIT ME UP WHEN YOU'RE HERE!
>>8756930
i'M GOING TO GO to lunch soon myself... breakfast I think.
I need a break after this bs
>>8756922
>>8756930
Just gotta make it thru Easter weekend with this damn funeral. Then I can crash forever.
>>8757014
stay safe, rappy rap.
>>8757036
wait, what?
>>8757050
Not leaving as soon as I thought I would, someone just left so I'm waiting for them to return with the instant coffee
>>8757078
People keep dying and inviting me to their funerals! I didn't even get them presents for their birthdays or nothin!
bwaharhar, it is I, the fennec!
>>8757107
ayy, free coffee!
>>8757116
they die.. and then they invite you?
very strange indeed.
>>8757136
hi fennec.
>>8757176
I offered to pay for the bottle, we ran out two days ago.
>>8757176
Dead people can be nuts.
>>8757228
Nuts DEEP, amirite?
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/morgue-worker-arrested-after-giving-birth-to-a-dead-mans-baby/
>>8757176
we need that thread Roser