ITT: Pokemon are real. Who was your first team member? Rul

>>8736999
N

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>>8736999
Hm... I suppose it could be said that Zoroark was the first team member of mine.
>>8737032
What..? I don't..?

>>8736999
N is a furry

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>>8736900
>Slowly plopping off the goo
Hehehehehe... the storage is a good place to hide.

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>>8736999
Azoth, one of the resident odd doggos.

>>8736717
>John turns to Ruffles.
This is a whole lot of danger we're walking into here.
There's no guarantee we'll all be coming back from this one. Don't feel like you've got to come along, okay?

>>8736999
i am gonna kms

>>8736999
ccum

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>>8736999
well my first pokemon was my lilipup that i named kruger
i need should try get in some battles, my pokemon keeps looking at me wanting to participate in battles

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AHA! NOW YOU BOW TO THE MIGHT OF CLAN IRA, YE "FOURTH CHANNEL"! NO LONGER SHALL YOU FORBID THE INNOCENT TO POST WITH IMAGES!

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>>8737043
We need Fatterson to be immediately detained, legally or not, but preferably legally.

>>8736717
I wouldn't want to see someone so young getting hurt, personally.
Also, there's someone else that would miss you: >>8736734

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>>8737105
I know, but I still want to come.
>>8737164
I can keep back and make sure we don't get sneaked up on.

>>8736734

Hey... I'll be okay, okay?
I promise I won't do anything dumb.
I'll see you soon.

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>>8736999
My salandit.

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>>8737096
well, we have a place settled for you "meet ups"
so if you want, to "meet up", just say it
and i'll do that again

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>>8737164
I see. I know not much of laws regarding arrests. However, I can possibly detain him or keep him distracted. What am I looking for?

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>>8736999
Sol, my Solrock! I've had him since I was a kid, and Moon had a Lunatone!

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>>8737161
hey roth how are things going with you?
you are still talking funny so you are still normal

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>>8737278
>Fully out of the goo
Tomorrow after we run off with the ship, heh?

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>>8737365
The gold mane'd feline hath provided me with ample supplies of ambrosial drinks of gold, rendering mine fever'd mind silent.

How fair ye, shield-kin?

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>Theta: Go do a training.

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>>8737392
alrught it's settled
>looks if anyone is there
>he when he sees that there is no one there
>he sneaks a really quick kiss with gask
this will be our secret okay
tomorrow after we get the ship

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>>8736999
My zubat.
>Relax with some fights.

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>>8737429
alright, yeah well roth can you come with me help me train?
i'm not that strong, and if i'm knocked out you are there to help me

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>>8737523
Most verily! Rally ho!

>>8737456
Sorcerer! Doth thou wish to join us in jolly cooperation?

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>>8737119
Please don't.....

>>8736521
>>8736519
>>8736778
.....
I just feel like I can't protect anyone..... I'm weak..... I want to get stronger..... to help...

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>>8737229
Well, guess there's no way you're not on board.

>>8737311
Envision an arrogant fat bastard and you see him, most of Castelia is still plastered with that fat cunt's gunt.
Zoroark could also possibly do some legal moves, fire and immediately arrest him, maybe lead him to a "meeting" he can't escape from.

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>>8737567
Sorcerer? Sure, if you wish me to.

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>>8737567
>Cat: appear from absolutely nowhere
>As cats do.
Did I hear jolly cooperation?

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>>8737164
>Special guesting from abandoned character purgatory, it's Ivenhotep the Yamask from John's team.
I'm in.
I may not be strong, but I can help.
After all, what can they do to me? Kill me?

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>>8737582
Well it wasn't anything too serious so it shouldn't weight so much on you.
And you did protect me grace
You called for help because you were worried, you did the right thing
And i know you will get strong

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>>8737567
Alright let's go
>>8737625
Let's all help each other train

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>>8737615
Right, I'll have Zoroark call him right away. You and John should wait nearby in case he tries to run.

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>>8737625
Excellent!

>>8737637
>>8737701
Yea! Let us praise the Nebby!

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>>8737582
>Still yelling
>But of excitement this time
WE WILL TRAIN
YOU WILL BECOME STRONGER
YOU HELPED ME AND CLOVER, AND NOW I WILL HELP YOU
SQUAWK

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>>8737713
Yeah praise nebby
>has no idea who nebby is

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>>8737229
>Couldn't hide expression of extreme worry if she tried.
>She'd hug Ruffles tightly.
Please, be safe...
>Letting go of that hug she'd look to the rest of them.
>>8737105
>>8737164
All of you...
>She looked like she really didn't want them to go.
>All the same, she had a look of understanding and wouldn't try to convince them otherwise.

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>>8737701
Yes, yes, we will.
>>8737713
>>8737787
Excellent!
>Lv 70 Ayy: Help the nerds find a fight.

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>>8737654
>Tonight is returning characters night
...
...
It's time to act, my purpose is no longer to merely observe.

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>>8737713
>>8737787
PRAISE NEBBY!!

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>>8737713
>>8737874
Mahina pea.

>>8737156
Cool
What pokemon do you have man?

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>>8737874
>Ayy: be clever.
You.
You wish to fight us?

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>Meanwhile, in the precinct office, fatguy grabs his phone.
Gunderson here.
. . .
You idiots! You're on your own, I warned you not to get carried away! Consider yourselves burned.
. . .
You fucked it, Toshi. You had one job! And you fucked it!
If you're lucky you can get a trip to Orre or Almia before those Catalyst fucks start nosing around.
.. . .
I don't care about your brat kids, Toshi. Clean up the evidence and get the fuck out if you value your worthless life.
>click.
. . .
>PANIC.

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>>8737874
>pet

>>8737928
Aha! A worthy quarry!

>>8737951
>roll to throw brick through window
>again

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>>8737951
>Ring ring ring, your boss is calling

>>8737674
>>8737739
Thank you..... Both of you....
I need to reflect on everything before I do anything else......
Again thank you.....
(I'm getting really busy... sorry...)

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>>8738021
(Oops...)

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>>8737962
THANK PEW
>>8737904
RUDE!
LA LIONA.
>>8737928
OKAY. I WILL BATTLE PEW.
>NEBBY CROUCHES DOWN IN A POUNCING POSITION

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>>8738016
>Completely flip shit.
>Scramble out of the room.
FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!

>>8738019
>Fail to hide panic.
H-hello!? W-Who is this?

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>>8738037
>Theta equips a Toxic Orb.
Nebby I am offering you a present~!
>Theta used Trick!

>>8738103
good god you're fucking retarded

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>>8738103
...I don't think that's going to work wizard.

>Swords Dance

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>>8737812
you are really strong theta, you're so coo
l
>>8738037
you seem strong
>water gun
>won't even calc, he's level 10 so it will do jack shit

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>>8737495
>Flustered swamp thing noises
Ehehe... heh.
>Try to kiss back through the layers of goo

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>>8738065
Someone didn't check caller ID. It's your boss, Zoroark. We need to talk about some of your current activities and previous policies, so I'm going to need you to show up for a meeting in 30 minutes. Meeting room is on the 3rd floor, in case you forgot. Don't miss it!
>Click

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>>8738037
Mahinaaaa pea!
>Claus: bite the cat.

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>>8738172
Certainly...

>click
fuckfuckfucktheyknow.
I'm fucked, I'm so fucked.
I'll claim to be going for a coffee break, and break from the meeting.
Yeah, that'll buy me a few minutes...
>Hugo's looking for a chance to Fly off somewhere, anywhere but here.
>Rolling to call in favors, and retrieve something from the evidence lockers...

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>Seb goes into the radio station's workshop
>Comes back with three objects
>In one hand, a premium ball and a TM
>In the other, what seems to be a weird stun gun.

>>8737847
Did you have enough time to think?

>>8738172
Got the current location of the fat bastard?

>>8738237
>roll to take all the coffee so he can't bullshit out of confronting the Rusefox

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>>8738240
>beep.
You want me to hold down the fort, or should I come with?

>>8738237
( Oh, Hugo's in the central Castelia police station, by the way, and will be heading to wherever Zoroark is at regardless of Shenanigans dug up from evidence lockers. )

>>8738237
>People are picketing outside the station.

>>8738295
trick can miss?

>>8738313
(I thought it could? Discord starting saying something about missing, but I can go balete and rewrite that post if need be)

>>8738295
Sword Dance can miss?

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>>8738164
>kissed back
>flustered
yeah...
gask...
you're a pretty cool guy
>that sounded better in his head

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>>8738256
Fuck!
>>8738283
Goddammit, why now!?

>Drag sorry ass up to the third floor of the state building, with no scavenged Shenanigans.

>>8738313
(Tried to Trick a Toxic Orb onto a Steel-type, who's immune. Therefore effectively did nothing.)

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>>8738295
>Claus: be flung into a nearby tree and K the fug O'd
>Who thought fighting something that couldn't miss was a good idea

>>8738359
>Loud chanting can be heard.
"HUGO IS A NO-GO. HUGO IS A NO-GO!"
>Peaceful protest will only turn violent on a dubsfail.

>>8738331
(nah not like it matters anyways, even without the lifeorb boost claus is still one 'dead' cat)
>>8738359
(i know that, nebby wouldn't get their life orb boost though)

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(I'm dumb and have never used Trick ever, fixed it.)
>>8738103
>AN ORB FOR AN ORB
WHAT IS THIS???
I DON'T LIKE THIS ORB.
IT'S SMELLY AND GOOPY.
>>8738157
>MISSED
>>8738209
>ALSO MISSED
LA LIONA!
>SUNSTEEL STRIKE ON CLAUS
(There. This version is fixed.)

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>>8738396
(Went back and fixed it for writing reasons anyway. )
>>8738240
He's in the police station and heading to the third floor of the state building, make sure you're there.

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>>8738398
I will not stand for this.
>Signal Beam, confusion on 0 or dubs.
252+ SpA Life Orb Analytic Beheeyem Signal Beam vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Solgaleo: 82-97 (19.7 - 23.3%) -- possible 6HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>8738240
I have thought about it and the resulting effects on the self. A small loss of liberty in exchange for the security of the self.
>Touches premium ball with an arm cannon
>Wobble
>Wobble
>Wobble
>Ding

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>>8738398
oh no claus
>clint is really scared
>water gun again
>does almost jack shit

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>>8738398
This is a fine sport!

>+2 0+ Atk Muscle Band Honedge Shadow Sneak vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Solgaleo: 18-24 (4.3 - 5.7%) -- guaranteed 6HKO after toxic damage

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>>8738447
I'm good to go. We're on our way.
>John: haul ass, probably bribe a guy into letting the group use a speedboat to get across the bay instead of the slow-ass ferry.

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Hello children! I need to know, what is your favorite genre of music?

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>>8738457
>MISS
BUT PEW DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
>>8738481
>MISS
HISSS! WATER!
>>8738498
>HIT
OW.
WHEN DID PEW GET HERE?
>FLARE BLITZ
252+ Atk Solgaleo Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 36 Def Honedge: 914-1076 (1202.6 - 1415.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>8738498
(Axe the bit about toxic damage, calculator didn't catch it and neither did I. Knew Skitts would fix my shit if I fugged up, thanks Skitts)

Unless I fucked up that calc again, it should have been something like +2 0+ Atk Muscle Band Honedge Shadow Sneak vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Solgaleo: 18-24 (4.3 - 5.7%) -- possibly the worst move ever

>>8738543
DEATH metal

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>>8738473
>Pokedex new pokemon registered sound
>Let Panoptes the Claydol out
>No pokemon in my team is ever in the balls more than the strictly necessary

>>8738262
We're all going, set the station on automatic.

>>8738447
We're on it.

>>8738503
>Run after, team in tow

>>8738543
v a p o r w a v e

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>>8738473
Welcome to the team, Panoptes.

>>8738574
Yes, sir.
>Zeta sets the station on autopilot "cycle between music and a few ads" mode, then follows Streambro at full tilt

>>8738543
kys the character is taken

>>8738615
not really

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>>8738557
>>8738577
Those are very good genres. Have you listened to Justice?
>>8738615
(It is...?)

>>8738627
(Eh, kinda? He hasn't been played in forever, and there's some ideas for what to do with him floating around, but otherwise bacon bird is stuck in limbo)

>>8738550
>really, really scared
>still fights to not dissapoint theta
>water gun again
-clint

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>>8738543
>>8738627
(I'm not sure if you knew this, but one of our GM's is using Yveltal as a GM tool. He hasn't been used outside of that for a while, however, so I don't blame you for not knowing.)
(We could always let this be an alternate universe Yveltal, kinda like Gladi's Necrozma.)
(I'm talking to the other GMs about it, we'll figure something out, so don't get chased off in the meantime.)

>>8738627
yeah fuck off faggot before sniffers whines more

>>8738661
kys turts

>>8738641
>>8738658
>>8738661
(Uh, I'll just drop it. Whoops.)

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>>8738340
Heh heh, of course in cool
How cool you ask?
>ICE PUNCH the air
This cool, heh.

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>>8738627
Yeah, I'm blaring One Minute to Midnight on my way to what's probably going to turn into a bloody showdown.
I'm just hoping my missing friend's still in one piece.

( what >>8738658 said, also don't listen to the shitposters. We have at least one ex-member actively trying to kill the threads out of spite )

>>8738681
(Actually we also discussed offering you the Discord link. Interested?)

>>8738661
what did sniffers even whine about for you to say it every single time anon?
why are you so obssesd with him?

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>>8738550
>Signal Beam.
>0, blah blah.
252+ SpA Life Orb Analytic Beheeyem Signal Beam vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Solgaleo: 82-97 (19.7 - 23.3%) -- possible 6HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>N: chill in the meeting room with Zoroark

>>8738730
not that guy but sniffers did whine a considerable amount about a lot of things

>>8738724
(No thanks I feel like a retard now, sorry. I'd rather not be more of a retard.)

>>8738681
(Sorry about that m8. Not trying to be hostile, just had a guy claim it a while back, and he's been spitballing plot ideas trying to get something running for a while)

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>>8738741
>Hugo: try to play it cool.
>Check for nearby large windows, try to get close to those.
>One last desperate text to an old ex-UDF buddy before meeting time.

Care to explain what this is about? You were pretty vague over the phone.

>>8738768
( bro stahp, you're not a tard. You picked up a character who hadn't been used in ages, nothing wrong with that. )

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>>8738627
They're great, but right now, I need something more aggressive.
Like SebastiAn

>>8738768
dude you're fine the person who played yveltal hasn't done anything with them in a really long time.
it's understandable.

>>8738730
because he is sniffers

>>8738768
fuck off retard

>>8738768
(dude, you're cool it's no big deal. Ignore the shitposters. Character's been in plot development limbo for a while, you didn't do anything wrong. If you ever want the disc link, feel free to ask)

>>8738772
>>8738781
>>8738783
>>8738805
>>8738810
(Yeah, uh, I'll go. Thanks.)

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>>8738768
(You're fine man, the only reason I even remembered he was being used was because I run the character bin. )
(We could always help you figure out some way to get a similar character, if you want. Per se... Ho Oh and Lugia are unclaimed.)

>>8738836
stop fucking replying
especially with images
ill just
dump my porn folders if you keep this up man
plz

>>8738847
(.... Is it good porn, at least?)
-Skitters

>>8738825
just take yveltal sniffers wont do anything with it
he needs to fuck off out of this thread desu

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>>8738782
>John: show up where they need to be.
I've got a music suggestion. Carpenter Brut, max volume. Perfect for things going to hell.
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXtujxT9rzA )

>>8738717
>ex-member
>out of smite
(Righhhhttt)

>>8738862
(Delete this after words. Please.)

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>>8738893
Fitting name too.

>>8738768
>>8738825
(You're fine man. I really recommend you to follow the Discord link so we can discuss the problem without shitpsoters. You don't necessarily have to talk in after the issue is solved)

>sniffers drove off a new rper because "i might do something with him"
ugh

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>>8738550
>HIT... a shadow
This... may not be quite as much of a fine sport as I thought

>Retaliate for almost 0 damage to the sun cat

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>>8738781
>Zekrom is nearby the large windows
>Dragon likes his sunlight
Wellll first off? You're getting fired soon. Within the next month at the latest, most likely within the next week.
>>8738907
(Damn.)

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>>8738651
>MISS
>HISS AT THE TOTODILE AGAIN
>>8738734
OW
>>8738951
>MISSED
ARE PEW SURE PEW ARE ANY GOOD?
>FLARE BLITZ
252+ Atk Solgaleo Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 36 Def Honedge: 914-1076 (1202.6 - 1415.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>i ignore them because im a stupid baby
fuck off sniffers i hope someone bans your turts ass

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>>8738998
>metal_impact.mp4

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>>8738702
woah, yeah this is cool

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>>8738998
Argh. You suck.
>Signal Beam again.
252+ SpA Life Orb Analytic Beheeyem Signal Beam vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Solgaleo: 82-97 (19.7 - 23.3%) -- possible 6HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>8738954
>Hugo tries to play it cool, and bluff with a massive sneer.
I'm not a political hack who can be canned at will.
Do you have any actual grounds to do that, or are you just putting up a good illusion for the public?
>Evens, he remains calm. Odds, he's shaky as fuck.

>>8739044
252+ SpA Life Orb Analytic Beheeyem Signal Beam vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Solgaleo on a critical hit: 123-146 (29.6 - 35.1%) -- guaranteed 4HKO after Leftovers recovery
>Plus confus on the catte

>>8738998
>clint wants to run away
>but he doesn't want to dissapoint theta
>water gun again

>>8739019
(And this ladies and gentlemen only proves turts wasn't hateboner. But what do I know.)

>>8739046
>Brick
>Window
>Habben.

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>>8739044
>>8739070
>CAT: SLIP UP A BIT
???
>SUNSTEEL STRIKE
>ON 3 HE DAMAGES HIMSELF FROM CONFUSION
252+ Atk Solgaleo Sunsteel Strike vs. 212 HP / 0 Def Beheeyem: 336-396 (138.2 - 162.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8739076
????

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>>8739136
>Theta: Drop like a rock.
Gah- You suck.

>>8739102
i still think sniffers is hateboner and hes just gottten to the point where he realized he never shitposted himself

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>>8739046
How about the missing detainees?

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>>8739108
>The window cracks, but doesn't break.
>Another good hit could smash it, though.
Hmph. I should do something about those rioters, but that will have to wait.
>Hugo fiddles with his phone in his pocket. No response - he's burned all his lifelines.

>>8739173
>The chanting is even louder.
"HUGO IS A NO-GO!
"GUNDERSON IS NO FUNDERSON!!!"
"STICK THE PIG AND SAVE THE CITY!"

>>8739173
>Stupid reinforced glass.
>I'll show those windowmakers what for.
>Trash bin
>Hurled by a machoke
>Go.

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>>8739172
>Hugo: play dumb.
Missing detainees? What the hell are you talking about?
>Scream Internally

>>8739136
>Clint is terrified he's the only one left
>even in fear he goes for another useless water gun
-clint

>>8739168
(I'm not saying it's sniffs either. We all need to stop jumping to conclusions.)

>>8739209
>an exaggeratedly obese (though not by much) effigy is mock-lynched by the angry but still somewhat peaceful crowed

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>>8739206
>>8739269
>Desmond skirts the edge of the crowd trying to make sure it doesn't break out into a full on riot.

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>>8739209
How about... Thorpe. He hasn't shown up for trial yet, and he was last seen with you, wasn't he? Not that it matters too much, Zekrom is a mind reader, remember?

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>>8739211
..... ???
>CONFUSED CATTE: BOOP HIM ON THE SNOOT
BOOP

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>>8739211
He somehow hits himself with the water gun
>clint is on the verge of tears

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>>8739320
>>8739324
>booped
>clint starts crying
I wasn't able to help anyone at all i'm a disgrace

>>8739300
>Windowhater anon: Chill.
>Whistle innocently.
>Machoke: Attempt to whistle as well and fail.

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>>8739202
>>8739206
>>8739269
>The window is annihilated, and the crowd's chanting is clear as day. Hugo's freaked.

>>8739308
>Hugo's inner monologue: "Fuck, they've got my crew's number, time to throw those imbeciles under the bus for getting carr- MIND-READER!? OH, FUCK.

I sent officers to pick him up, if they didn't report to the precinct that's their failure!
I ordered him brought here!
>Pokerface: fails except on trips.

>>8739300
>Dubs.
>Crowd is in peace mode, only a tripsfail or worse can incite a riot.
"GUNDERSON IS DONEDERSON!"
"FRY THE PIG SAVE CASTELIA!!"
"PULL THE PORK WHO TOOK THORPE!"
>People scream loudly outside the Mayor's office.

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>>8739345
????
>BOOP HIM AGAIN
BOOP
THEY FIGHT FOR PEW!
MOTIVATION
CAUSE
PEW ARE THAT

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>>8739394
>There's only one door, and it's closed
>Not anymore, it slams open
YOU

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>>8739394
throwing your underlings under the bus is a poor display of morals.
would you care to tell us what you've done with the human known as thorpe?

>>8739394
>The crowd has begun pelting the building with cold uncooked bacon
"ROAST THE PIGGY, SAVE OUR CITY"
"ROAST THE PIGGY, SAVE OUR CITY"
"ROAST THE PIGGY, SAVE OUR CITY"

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>>8739445
>Zeta- following Streambro- flies around the room in a circle, giving a quick salute to the rusefox mayor and N- because he's almost definitely in the room to keep the rusefox from triggering Hugo's 'trained Pokemon can't be too far away from their trainers' law
>He then stations himself just behind Streambro.

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>>8739420
B-but i...
>sniff
I didn't help at all
Theta must be disappointed at me
>clint has a runny nose, tears are falling and he is sobbing
D-do you help me wake them up?

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>>8739402
>>8739462
>Shitpost shroom sits outside of the crowd.
...Bacon!!

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>>8739394
>John rolls in with the full team out.
Freeze, buddy.

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>>8739462
>Lean out the busted window
Citizens! Could you refrain from pelting the building with bacon? I understand your frustrations, but this building is for government officials, not police officials!
>>8739495
>Rusefox waves
>>8739394
Aaaand you've been caught on your lie! Anything you'd like to confess?

>>8739524
>Hail of bacon: Held
Sorry sir! Uhm, I'll go find a dustbin or something.

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(I'm going to drop Silver. So if anyone wants him feel free to grab him and change him as you like.)

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>>8739461
>There's a brief flash of a bloodied face in Hugo's mind before he tries desperately to block it out.

>>8739524
>>8739506
>>8739445
I d-didn't think they go as far as they did! I-I just wanted a confession for his crimes!
I-I'm not letting you sink me in what ever hole you Catalyst freaks have waiting!
>Hugo tries to leap out the smashed window.

>>8739572
>roll dumpster under window
>dumpster with a deadbolt lock

>>8739572
>Several people in the crowd try to grab the pig.
>Odds: Violence is going to happen.
>>8739581
(Bro, lemme GM.)

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>>8739572
>Zeta: roll to catch/block Hugo before he can jump

>>8739589
>Windowhater and machoke: DO A VIOLENCE

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>>8739572
Jay, prevent his fall through any means.
>Jay speeds off with the help pf the Focus Scarf

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>>8739589
>He flung himself from a third-story window.
>The odds of surviving impact are not in his favor, and if the crowd gets him he's gone.
>>8739605
>He somehow jukes Zeta, and leaps...
>>8739612
> Gotcha. Magnezone's got the raw bulk not to sink under his weight, and the speed to stop his ass.
>Butterson doesn't get to take the coward's way out.

>Hugo blubbers incoherently.

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>>8739572
>>8739658
>You mean the window that Zekrom was standing in front of anyway?
>Though I suppose he could be juked if you tried hard enough
>Zekrom does not seem pleased about the face that flashed in Hugo's mind
>Those are some angry dragon sounds

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>>8739658
...This is merely my own opinion, but if a man is willing to commit suicide before confessing what he's done, I don't believe he is mentally fit for the office of police chief. ...Or any other government office.

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>>8739572
>>8739658
Was that a suicide attempt? I do believe that's enough to relieve you of duty and get you moved to a hospital with a suicide watch, if I'm not wrong

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>>8739524
Mind reading or not, I have a thing to show.
>Connect dex to the meeting room's projector
>Play the video of Thorpe getting hauled off into a black van
>>8739612
>>8739658
>All while Jay floats back into the room.

>Trashcanchucker and his trusty machoke: Screw off into the night because this is getting hard to follow

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>>8739498
>[Encouraging and badly wounded sword noises]
>Something something something honor and friendship

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>>8739498
>Theta: Try to get the fuc up.
The pain of failure is oddly familiar.
Are you feeling alright?

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>>8739498
OK
I CAN HELP PEW
>BAP THE FAINTED POKEMON UNTIL THEY WAKE UP

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>>8739747
>>8739732
>>8739710
>Blubbering crying
I-I didn't mean for him t-to... Toshi d-did it, I just wwanted him r-roughed up, n-not...

>>8739691
>The face Hugo's imagining becomes clearer.
>The most striking part are the empty, lifeless eyes.

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>>8739819
What
Did you
JUST
SAY?
>Fists clenched in sheer anger

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>>8739819
>Zeta: examine context clues
>Zeta: make a few connections

...Dear Silph...

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>>8739819
>Zekrom's turbine starts to spark and spin
so you had him killed.
to what end?
your own success has not been furthered.
how pitiful.
a child throwing a temper over his loss.

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>>8739801
i'm alright, sorry but, i failied you theta
i dissapointed you
>>8739773
you're right roth i shouldn't be like this, we are still all ok after all
>>8739815
i think only claus is still knocked out

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>>8739815
...If I say I be awake wilt thou stop poking me?

>>8740004
is that what I... Yes, indeed! We have grown stronger as allies from this experience!

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>>8739864
>>8739870
>>8739878
>Murderson: keep crying like a bloody-handed baby.
I-I thought he'd confess!
I d-didn't think he'd hold out so l-long, or t-that Toshi's men w-would a-accidentally...
I t-thought they were t-trained interrogators!

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>>8740004
I'll be fine. And, you did good for being the level you are.
Do you want to go home?
>>8740023
>Grab sord.
>Get Claus too.
Come on.

>people ignoring ray because of sniffs
and i thought jiji was an attention whore

Whew. It's been a long night, but the shift's finally died down from hustle and bustle. Had to treat an Arceus-damned Hydregion tonight, and that took a lot out of just about the entire goddamn staff.

Name's Millicent Bell. I'm a Trauma Doc with 30+ years of experience and a license to practice Psychic Assisted Therapy.

I can answer only a couple of questions tonight, if you've any questions about Pokemon health, or human reactions/illnesses from Pokemon.

And fucking goddammit, another goddamn reminder that POKEMON ANTIDOTES != HUMAN ANTIDOTES. TAKING A POKEMON ANTIDOTE BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO MIX SCOLIPEDE POISON WITH FUCKING OPIATES/ALCOHOL CAN AND -WILL- RESULT IN YOUR VERY, VERY PAINFUL DEMISE.

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>>8740062
.....
>keep on reading his mind
>datamine this bitch

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>>8740004
>Claus is currently stuck in a tree

>>8740070
>Oop, nevermind.
>Claus is currently being carried by an ayylmeow.
..Did we win?

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>>8740023
Thanks for the encouragement roth
>>8740070
Yes, i want to go home theta
>clint holds theta's arm and follows him back to the ship
Next time i promise i won't disappoint you theta

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>>8740062
YOU WILL TELL IMMEDIATELY WHERE THEY ARE OR I'M STICKING A STUN ROD SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT IT BECOMES A SECOND SPINE

>>8740112
I know you're a trauma doctor but do you know of ways to treat a depressed pokemon?

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>>8740062
>>8739864
>>8739732
>>8739506
>Zeta: narrow eyes at Hugo, then look to Disguisefox, Streambro, John, and N
>They are the ones with the authority in this situation, not sentient hardlight robot.

>>8740112
How often has the alcohol+scolipede poison happened that you have to point that out?

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>>8740070
>metal sound
>not the ability, like a literal metal sound

>>8740140
>no clue what he said
>is not really 100% lucid right now
>sounds exactly the same as usual
Indeed! Rally ho! Praise the Nebby!

>>8740136
Sorry claus we lost
>sniff
-clint

>>8740112
>Eats an apple in your general direction

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>>8740122
>Legendary + dubs = you've got everything.
>He was planning to arrest Thorpe from day one, and found charges he thought would stick - if he forced a confession.
>The plan was to send three officers - Toshi S., Ana E., and Roy L., badge numbers 1398, 0836 and 0223 respectively, to detain Thorpe, take him to an abandoned warehouse and beat a confession out of him.
>He died as a result of the torture, and Toshi struck the killing blow.
>The wetworkers are running for cover, and all of Hugo's attempts to flee the Region fell through.

>>8740156
3480... N-North 38th... second floor...
>He passes out.

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>>8740136
No. I did snap at the cat hard enough to confuse it. I'll call that a win.
>>8740140
You'll do fine. I know you will.
>>8740195
I do not think you are well...
>Head back to ship (house I mean yep, not a space ship.)
>See about a whetstone and some polish.

>>8740162
Of course, although it greatly varies. First it's important to work out any physical causes. A Typhlosion with ADS(Acute Decombustion Syndrome) for example is very, very prone to depression because it will have an immense amount of trouble lighting its maneflame. Many therapists exist to aid you in this endeavor, and in the case of mental illness I would be able to help, as psychic therapy has an excellent history of treatment when used correctly.

>>8740178
At least 100+ people die a year from complications resulting from the use of Pokemon Antidotes in an attempt to treat the symptoms of acute poisoning from a poison-type. Some are even children.

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>>8740112
...How common is it to be allergic to certain kinds of Pokemon?

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>>8740221
>Zekrom of course, shares this information with everyone else
Well, I think that's enough information to have the officers involved jailed, don't' you guys?

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>>8740112
First I'd like to thank you for being a hero and a huge help for me and my trainer
Do you have any tips for weight loss?
I have a friend who stress-ate into a bad place
Also thanks for answering the thing about depression that will help too

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>>8740196
darn.

>>8740238
Hey, that's good enough for me.
I'd offer some celebratory catnip but.. y'know.

>>8740112
I have a bit of an issue here.
I have an elekid but he was born with a birth defect, one of the horns is considerably shorter than the other. He can generate electricity just fine but seems he has a hard time discharging it.
Is there a treatment for his problem?

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>>8740268
Oh, definitely. Everything from right to an attorney to torture to murder.

>>8740198
Sadly, I am no dentist. Keep up the healthy eating, though.

>>8740246
There's no such thing as a type-wide 'allergy' to Pokemon. Any allergies are caused by various components often linked to Pokemon -in- that type, but aren't all-encompassing. For example, those allergic to Flareon fur often have the same allergic response towards Ninetails and Arcanine fur. That said, it's somewhat common, with about 1:200 people bearing some manner of allergy, however light, towards -some- manner of Pokemon.

>>8740275
What type is your friend? Stress eating can eventually reach the point where it can be catalogued as a disease outright; at that point it becomes something my Xatu and I can help with treating. Leppa Berries are expensive but a very, very good starting point for weight loss because they kickstart Pokemon metabolism across the board, allowing for better digestion and metabolizing nutrition.

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>>8740221
>Try to compose yourself
Disgusting
Fucking
Coward
If it were my say I'd have severed your spine at the base of the neck and thrown you into isolation for life.

>>8740268
Immediately so.

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>>8740268
Suicide watch, no bail due to flight risk. Besides, the locals will kill them the moment any of them leave their cells.
>John's voice is cold and harsh.
We should try to calm the crowd - Thorpe would want his killer dealt with through the judicial process, and this scumsucker deserves to have a long, long time alone to think about what he's done.
We should go retrieve Thorpe's body, too.

>>8740345
Dang, thought that was about all doctors.
Keep up the good work though, doc.

>>8740238
I hope so, i'm tired theta when we arived i'm going to sleep when we get home
>>8740286
Maybe next time we can win
-clint

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>>8740345
Hes a Ninetales
Hes always liked junk food but recently hes been doing nothing but eating it
And not working it off like usual
My trainer knows and the Pokemon center gave him a shot of some kind too

>>8740308
Absolutely. Use of a extension from Silph Co. will allow your Elekid to discharge his electricity properly - as the entire length of the horn is critical to the conduction of his inner electricity, the fact that one is shorter results in an energy imbalance and prevents a proper 'link' between the two for a natural discharge. See a local doctor and ask about the Silph Company's Elec-Balancer.

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>>8740238
>squeak

>>8740372
Verily!

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>>8740345
How dangerous is a tyrunt bite in a human limb?

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>>8740286
...Y'know what?
I do not understand.
>>8740372
>Push door open.
>Put Claus on the couch.
We have arrived! Take your time and get some sleep.
You did well.
>>8740418
>Grab whetstone and polish.
Do you want me to help you with your blade?

And now we wait for Sniffers to do absolutely nothing with Yveltal, and whine again when he gets asked to drop it

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>>8740320
>>8740350
>>8740353
N and I will take him in, you guys go to the address specified.
>Zekrom picks up the passed out fatty

>>8740461
(Fucking this. I'm starting to agree.)

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>>8740455
..You're not a cat.
I don't think it would do anything.

>>8740372
Yeah, we'll win next time, for sure.

>>8740461
>>8740471
(Who the fuck does something with a character right after there's a shitstorm centered around it? That shitstorm is going to taint anything done with the character right afterwards.

Hold your fucking horses.)

>>8740405
A shot of some kind? Was the shot specifically -for- his overeating in an attempt to curb it? It's possible that the Ninetales has developed diabetes in such a case - both extremely high and low blood sugars can cause immense rises in appetite and in the former's case could be extremely dangerous IF that is the case. It also includes extreme lethargy as well, so I highly suggest he receive a thorough set of bloodwork to rule out such a serious problem.

>>8740437
That depends on the location of the bite and force behind it, not to mention if the fangs pierce the skin. Tyrunt fangs are just long enough that it's very possible they could perforate the Radial/Ulnar Arteries or the Median Cubital Vein when it comes to the arm. First aid should be sought either way, and the Tyrunt, if someone's Pokemon, should be carefully trained to avoid the possibility of dangerous bites in the future.

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>>8740470
>John nods, and silently walks out.
Understood, sir.
>Time to head to the address and hope there's still a body to retrieve.

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>>8740455
>hugs theta
>but he doesn't do an affectionate bite
Thank you theta...
And good night
>he goes to his room

>>8740492
(I'm seriously tired of his shit. "But the hybrids were a good idea!!" "B-but Farsail!!" Like, fuck off, you don't contribute a goddamn thing.)

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>>8740470
Understood.

>>8740515
We should get there quick, hopefully they left a hint of where they ran to.

>>8740526
(I'm going to have to say the exact same about you. All you do is attempt to chase off both new and old posters, and when the former is chased off, you immediately pin it on the latter in an attempt to get a two-for-one combo. Seriously, you are not wanted here. Fuck off.)

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>>8740455
I- ahem. Uh. Care of a warrior's blade is generally a private affair held for kinsmen and shield-kin of the clan. H-heh.

I would hate to impose.

>>8740551
(Okay have fun GMing without me.)

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>>8740482
If you say so. What does it do?
>>8740522
Sleep well, Clint.
>>8740569
Is this something you can do on your own then?

>>8740573
(Trust me, we will.)

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>>8740499
I just wanted to ask, i've signed to the fossil pokemon program
At the first week he was a little grumpy, but now he's warmed down to me
But i'll still keep an on his fangs

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>>8740534
>Zeta salutes, and follows Streambro.

>Shitposting about discord drama.
(Is this all this thread is?)

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>>8740584
I have maintained mine blade alone many times. A vigorous rubdown and through whetting will remedy this softness. T'woud be improper to impose such work upon ye sorcerer

>>8740681
(I dunno, at least Millicent showed up, they're cool as heck even if they aren't around super regularly I really dig the Doctor angle and stuff)

>>8740413
Just so you know, Elekid is real happy at just knowing that his problem has treatment, thanks for the help, I just hope ii is in my budget.

>>8740534
>>8740515
>The warehouse is there, and the door lock has been recently forced.
>There's shuffling inside...

>>8740681
at least one person tries to force it to be that way

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>>8740698
I see.
Would you care to demonstrate so I will be able to help in the future?
>Offer stone and polish ro Roth.

>>8740681
(Trust me, only one or two people actually want the drama. We do not like said person/people, because we do not want this drama.)

>>8740681
(Honestly if it wasn't for the few non-shitty people I would have given up ages ago)

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>>8740721
>Seb mutters a thing
>But Panoptes knows exactly what to do
>He readies up a Light Screen

>>8740709
Even if it's not within your budget, get in contact with the Silph Co. Pokepatient Care Clinic and tell them you were referred by Dr. Millicent Bell, MD, ID#177315A. Once that's done, I'm sure they'll work with you on financing after applying discounts in order to make it affordable to you without breaking the bank. It's the best patient program I can refer you to.

I hope your Elekid grows up very healthy!

>>8740499
so uh
i got a pokemons finger stuck in uh
one of my holes
got any tips on getting unstuck

>>8740779
(I have to agree with you there)

>>8740704
>>8740722
>>8740754
>>8740779
(Alright. I'm going to go back to lurking.)

>>8740793
(Same. But thread wise lurking is best lurking)

>>8740788
i dont think anyone can help you there unless you tell her what pokemon and what hole it is lmao

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>>8740721
>Ivenhotep floats up.
I'll lead the breach. I can't die twice, right?
>>8740785
Thanks.

>He pokes his head in...

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>>8740721
>>8740785
>>8740814
>Zeta floats behind Panoptes and Yamask, casting Conversion-Ice.
>Arm turns into pic related.

>>8740814
>There's two Pokemon watching the door, and they attack!
>Liepard Fake Out vs. Yamask: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- aim for the horn next time
>0 SpA Amoonguss Sludge Bomb vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Yamask through Light Screen: 19-23 (31.1 - 37.7%) -- 95.5% chance to 3HKO

>>8740840
There's a Liepard and an Amoonguss in sight, and movement on a gangplank above...

>>8740840
are you still ignoring that kartana guy?

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>>8740499
I don't think it was an insulin shot given where it was administered. The overeating and lack of motivation just started less than a week ago.

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>>8740584
It uh.. it's like..
i don't know how to explain it but it's nice.

>>8740880
(Uh, sorry, kinda forgot about that scene. ...Are they still around?)

>>8740880
(Is that the guy I was RPing with? Uh, sorry, guy, I'll do something else.)
>>8740902
(Haha, sorry.)

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>>8740914
(Yeah, it was. And naw, it's fine. Looking back, what happened was I was a bit stuck on how Sableye should react, then got distracted and forgot the scene was still in progress. ...Do you want to continue now?)

>>8736044
...I... I just... it's a lot to wrap my head around... I don't think I've ever had anyone else with me while mining, to be honest...

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>>8740860
>Raging Squawks
TAKE THIS!
>0 Atk Archen Acrobatics (110 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0+ Def Amoonguss: 72-86 (47 - 56.2%) -- 69.9% chance to 2HKO

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PAR how do I convince my Dusknoir to vore me

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>>8740860
You should run.
>Ivenhotep uses Will-O-Wisp on the Liepard!

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>>8740860
Panoptes, Reflect.
Jay, Flash Cannon the Amoonguss

>>8740860
>"Thank fuck Light Screen went off first"

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>>8741004
>>8741006

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>>8740860
>Zeta nods, and aims an Ice Beam at the Amoongus.
FREEZE.

0 SpA Porygon Ice Beam (after Conversion-Ice) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Amoonguss: 204-242 (55.2 - 65.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>8741006
>>8741030
>Not even going to post calcs for that Flash Cannon Amoonguss is donezo.
>>8741004
>Liepard runs, yowling.

>A panicked-looking guy in a police uniform tries to run out a back door.
>Rolling for if he remembered to unlock it.

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>>8741043
>Cue "Dead or Alive, You're Coming with Me" soundbyte
>Zeta aims an Ice Beam on the police guy's legs, to lock them in place.

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>>8741043
Jay and Hal chase that man
Panoptes stay in the back

>>8741030
Zeta, you deal with the Liepard

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>>8740750
E-h. I. Eheh.
>mumbled I'm getting too chivalrous for this shit.
Oiboi. The goal of a whetstone is generally to sharpen and take out dull edges. One assumes thou wishes to attempt such action?

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>>8741078
Oh, yes sir.
>Zeta takes after the Liepard, firing off another Ice Beam.

>>8740787
Sorry for the delay, I was checking with the Silph Co program.
With the referral it is now in my budget, you have my and my Elekid's most sincere thanks.

>>8741096
>252 SpA Porygon-Z Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Liepard: 182-215 (161 - 190.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Liepard's down.

>>8741071
Slight whiff
>>8741078
>Oh, he's not going anywhere.

>A Gurdurr and Vullaby join the battle!

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>>8740897
I see.
Thank you for this information.
>>8741090
...Yes? I think it would be best I know if there was a situation in which you could not preform it on yourself.

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>>8741136
>Zeta: immediately Ice Beam the Vullaby

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>>8741136
>Furious Squawking
You're done!
>252 Atk Archen Acrobatics (110 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Gurdurr: 84-98 (64.6 - 75.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>8741136
>Jay uses Flash Cannon on the Gurdurr