Objectophile Thread Why aren't you fucking swords?

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I want objects to be sexy

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>>8733723
already are senpai

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Lewd paper

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>>8733649
Same reason this thread is 3 people only
it's deader than my sex life and it makes me sad as fuck
>>8734473
I love how those two made tons of porn for their playthroughs' thumbnail and their reaction to people calling them out of it

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>>8733649
Too busy fucking superior weapons.

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>>8739414
yw

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>>8739859

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>>8739982
;)

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>>8740027
And why the hell am I still talking in the filenames

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>>8740065
we may never know my dude

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>>8740153
Autism. The answer is autism. We know now.

>>8740153
>>8740257
go fug you two

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>>8740257
all sword lewd is top tier
also yes
>>8740292
oh fuck
>roll to seduce borb

>>8740257
>>8740153
jiji/bones/borb best poly

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>>8740292
Anon y

>>8740304
jiji pls no you're married-ish

>>8740338
>inb4 HolloWishBones becomes real

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>>8740338
go back to thread, anon.

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>>8740398
but-
>>8740412
o hey

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>>8740428
hey there.

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Good god, just how many sord fuckers hang out in /par/

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>>8740503
sup gaylord
i love you
>>8740519
100

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>>8740519
lots apparently.

>>8740548
hey nerd.
love you too dude.

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>>8740519
>>8740548
>>8740593
just bang already

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>>8740621
*bang*

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>>8740708
Are you 2 or 3 all in a relationship or something? Christ guys just bang already.

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>>8740593
gay
>>8740621
will do
>>8740778
yes we are

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>>8740621
>>8740778
i'd love to, at least with one of them, but i don't seem to have a jet handy.

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>>8740803
>>8740805
Alright.
OK.
Right.

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>>8740778
>>8740847
You are 66.66% correct. I just kinda work here.

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>>8740875
Be honest. You want in on it, man?

>>8740918
Eh. Dunno I'd be any good at poly. Besides they're too cute together.

>>8740778
>Pon Piriri porn
Oh FUCK.
Just gonna go edit this to have a cute uncut robodick now, holy fuck. Pon Piriri is one of my most favorite Space Channel 5 bosses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qU9YztrBww

3:02, UNF. Would fuck THOROUGHLY.

>>8741143
You're welcome. He's cute as heck.

>>8741165
I honestly never ever would have expected to see it. As thanks, I'll share the dick edit when I finish it.

God fucking dammit I love cutebots.

>>8741263
Thank you anon! I think I have/know where some more is so give me a bit.

cool this thread is back
hopefully it survives the weekend
if it does, I'll probably take some requests

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>>8733649

I'm too busy with wanting to fuck this mask.

>tfw he has little to no lewds

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So when is the part where you guys post deviantart tier drawings and ruin a good thread?

>>8745373
Soon to come after your pointless shitpost, of course!

>>8745087
fug the mask anon

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>>8740708

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>>8748423
Pls

>>8748423
>Uncut
not for long

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>>8748712
Heck yea.
>>8749231
Anon please.

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>>8750292
>sexualizing a lamp

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>>8750843
>Not wanting to cuddle a nice warm lamp
>Not wanting to touch the soul flame

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>>8751129
>literally iron hug
>warm soul fires on back
>basically a nightlight you can snuggle
...Okay go ahead and lewd the lamp

>>8751195
It'd be a pretty hot relationship.
That lamp is on fire.

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>>8751195
Patrician taste anon.
>>8751238
But it's a ghost. Magic fire.

>>8751238
It'll warm up to you fast. But I'd hate to see things go dim.

>>8751267
I'd lampent the loss of a partner like that.

>>8751259
Snuggling up to a lamp on a cold night sounds warm-derful.

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>>8751335
>puns
yyyyyyyyyyy

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I
C
E
C
R
E
A
M

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>>8751391
Cream the ice cream

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>>8751335
I'd light to see that kind of relationship get some steam going. Not to leave anyone hanging, but I might have to swing on out soon. Not much can hold a candle to that lamp though.

>>8751378
Because I know at least two of the people in here and want to annoy them with puns about lighting and chandeliers.

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>>8751428
hell yes
>>8751483
Anon y.

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>>8751497
Shh shh. No tears. Only jingles.

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Does rotom count?

>>8751663
I mean. I'd advise against trying to put my dick in a lawnmower, oven, freezer, metal fan, or washing machine.

Otherwise, sure.

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>>8751587
gotchoo senpai
>>8751663
hell yeah

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@borb

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>>8751663

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>>8751694
>>8751693
>Lawnmower
Grind against the wheel, vibrations

>Oven
Warm body to cuddle and grind against

>Freezer
Doorjob, fun inside

>Fan
Cool breeze, or stimulating wind

>Washing machine
Water play, and that pipe looks appealing

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>>8751693
rotom wash has a perfectly good hose to stick it in.

>>8751809
this

>>8748423
>foreskin
unnghgghhfgaFGKHaHDFKGHaDKFG FUCK FORESKIN IS MY UBER-FETISH. APPLYING IT TO CUTE OBJECTS IS JUST FUCKING UNFAIR GODDAMMIT. PLS MORE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>>8751129
It's a bit dumb and doesn't completely match the goings on but one of my characters is an anthro Lampent boy
He has a little 'window' in his chest where his soul flame is and if he likes you, you can reach through the 'glass' and touch it directly and pleasure him like that

>>8754508
>Tfw no sword to rail you with his big uncut dick

>>8754641
>won't ever get to stretch out the Aegislash's foreskin, pulling that royal purple hood of stretchy skin out taut
>he glimmers and flusters a bit as you do this, single eye regarding you fiercely
>this also doesn't include docking your own uncut cock into the Aegislash's foreskin, jerking off with the excess skin like a fleshlight and making a mess of precum as you moan up a storm
>won't ever get to push your nose into that overhang, or your tongue, ro a toy, or all manner of delightful foreskin playthings

>>8755260
anon pls
>you will never play around with your chandelure's cock
>teasing him until he's practically begging you
>slow and gentle rubs until he cums
>cuddling him after he cums

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You know I'd kill to be paintbrush in this one

>making cute objects your sex slaves

>>8756643
anon I desire this and the Aegislash at the same time
>having them both beg you at the same time in their own way, from flickering, wanting soul flame and gentle crooning to the glimmering steel of the Aegislash and its steely cock, not to mention that beautiful tassel that can jerk you off and such

fug

Where would Aegislash's dick be located on him

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>>8733649

>Why aren't you fucking swords?

Sorry, fucking WITH swords.

>>8764004
near the tip of the blade my dude

>>8759717
>cute objects making your their sex slaves

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>>8751791
Literally giving blue balls.

>>8766031
nice
>tfw no dominant sword

>>8766168
>you will never be sexually harassed by an entire armory of lewd swords
Why live

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>>8766259
sounds like heaven

>>8762560
Anon fucking hell.

>remember palossand
goddamnit gamefreak why do you want me to fuck a sandcastle

>>8733649
Cuz my dick is already cut and it isn't so great

is banette obj?

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>>8767162
It's a doll, so I guess technically yeah.

>>8766831
>not wanting to sexual the spooky sandcastle
>not wanting to be cuddled by sapient sand
>not wanting to feel it dragging across and around your naked body
>not wanting to get lewded by something with canonical mind control powers
Stop whining and just accept it.

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>>8764004
Dunno about the agie, but on a honedge there's a giant dong on the sheath.

taking requests if anybody has some

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>>8767826
lewdplush
>>8769644
Something with Rotom/Rotomdex?

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>>8767944
>ywn be a sandcastle mindslave

>>8769891
>>8767944
Now I wanna see a story about that.

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>>8769891
>There is a sever lack of palossand-based mindbreak content
Hurts a bit desu.

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>>8770627
huggable sandcastle

>>8769644
Each of the rotom appliances wearing lewd undergarments. Panties, for example.
Preferably oven and washing machine.

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>>8767826
If Banette counts I'll just count Sableye too because both small impghostthing Pokemon

Would do things to Banettes and Sableyes and Carbinks

>>8769891
>>8767944
>>8770627
Hmmm
I am now interest in such things...

>>8772087
Sableye is so fuggable
Actually I'd rather get fucked by it or a Carbink.

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>>8773545
Can a jewel thing really dom?

>>8774777
yes

>>8772087
Damn, wouldn't mind being that sableye

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bumo

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i want to smooch the paper ninja

>>8783584
same

kartana a cute

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I'm going to have to agree with >>8778241. The rock is cute

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ded thred
ded fetish

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>>8790433
not our fault there's not enough cute object/mon art in the world.

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>>8790433
Some people just aren't enlightened enough.

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>>8790433
Well at least it exploded so it's not too dead anymore

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>>8790654
mark makes good stuff

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>>8790756

>>8734379
>>8734398
>>8734418
>>8734427
>>8734441
>>8734455
>>8734473
I love these thumbnails, gotta say >>8734455 is my favorite out of all of them

stop being dead pls

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>>8793720
okay.

>>8793832
Thanks my dude.

whats your favorite object
and whats your fetish, other than objectophile ofc

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>>8798088
As of right now? This sord. Lewd blankets would be p. great though. Can think of lots of ways for that to devolve into the endless lewd cuddle beast. Though I remember someone mentioning a lewd motorcycle once, kinda liked the sound of that too.

As for other fetishes? Dunno, I'm not picky. Corruption/Mindbreak is pretty hot.

>>8798632
Tell us more, "Anon."

>>8798632
>corruption/mindbreak
good taste.

>>8798854
I genuinely don't know what the "Anon" bit is implying. You mean the filename thing? That's kinda just a habit I picked up, sorry if that's annoying.

>>8798632
corruption is good

>>8798088
Pet play is one of the few fetish that I would mix with other fetishes

>>8800267
Fantastic taste

>>8801310
Pet play is truly one of the best fetish out there

>>8802063
Literally the comfiest fetish.

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>>8798632
huh
that's kind of hot
>>8798088
I sort of don't have a preference for objects as long as it's sexualized but i've developed a weird sick people fetish although it also might be a sub branch of corruption since the way i see it is that they are hyper sensitive atm and not them changing their entire personality... with snot... alot of it
also i just made this drawing for you, i tried my best to make the aegislash as mindbroken as possible but it was really hard and im not too good at minimalistic drawing
regardless i hope you enjoy it
and thank god this thread is back to alive-ness

>>8803414
Nice.

>>8803414
cute!

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Stop dying reee

I said stop dying, not die more

>not wanting to have your clothes slashed off by a possessed sword
>not wanting it to force you on your knees
>not wanting it to grope you while it makes you lick it's blade
>not wanting it to drag it's cold metal body across you, teasing you and making dull metallic drone that could almost be mistaken for a deep laughter when you flinch
>not wanting it to shove it's sheath inside you
>not wanting it to jerk you off with it's soft tassel
>not wanting to hear it's hollow metallic laughter ringing in your ears when it makes you beg for more
>not wanting to stare into the single icy blue eye when it makes you cum on your own face

That's the future you choose if this thread dies.

>>8803030
it really is the comfiest
getting pet all day
belly rubs
playing fetch
so damn good

>>8806937
Cuddles all night, getting a pretty collar, begging for treats. Unf.

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>>8806059
..Lewd.

>>8807032
It really is the best. Cuddles and a collar alone would sell it for me.

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>>8809654
Yes and yes.

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comfy

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rip obj
yall i cant be the only person posting

>page 10
Lewd computer viruses.

>>8812889
>No computer virus to crawl out of your monitor.
>Making you into its personal sex slave.
>Nice cuddles and rough sex.

>>8812935
>no Trojan to break through your vulnerable defenses
>no keylogger always there in the backround when you need him
>no RAT to brainwash you into doing depraved thin- I mean hugs
Sad.

>>8813052
>No RAT to brainwash you and make you do things without your consent.
>He tells you all the dirty things you think.
>He can change your thoughts and feelings at any point.
Fucking mindbreak man.

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>>8812935
>>8813052
>>8813170
god damn guys.
that's lewd.

>>8813170
>No RAT that forces you to edge for hours
>No mind-controlling virus to shove subliminal messages in your dreams so he can enjoy slowly corrupting you
>By the time you realized how far gone you are, it's too late and you're not even sure if you want to go back
Fuckin' mindbreak~

>>8813298
That is the idea, yes.

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>>8813298
You're welcome.
>>8813332
Lewd minbreak.

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>>8813389
The best kind of mindbreak.

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>>8813509
>We put our consciousnesses into robots/the internet.
>Viruses become like recreational drugs.
>RATs and worms are like the hardcore drugs.

>>8813575
I like where this is goin

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>>8813575
go on...

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>>8812935
I feel obliged to link this again https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8080269

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>>8815544

>>8815544
God that paperclip was so hot.

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>>8814004
>>8815456
>Getting too many hardcore viruses in you.
>They start to take you over and fuck up your antivirus.
>Fucking Norton.
>Becoming their personal sex slave as they use you to get themselves bodies.
>Lewd cybercuddles as you're forced into being the sex slave of three different viruses.

>>8815843
Anon pls muh dik

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>>8815843
WHEW LAD
may i add a bit more?
if so
>No one else can see them fucking with you since they are inside your head
>You look like an emotional orgasming mess leaking oil and fluids everywhere
>Very little to no people believe you so they never help you or they don't want to get infected too
>you're stuck orgasming and moaning while you have visions of the viruses fucking and cuddling you
also since we are on the case of robots and devices getting viruses and turned into sex slaves i drew these two just recently so i hope this is acceptable for this thread

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>>8815544
That was a good thread.
He ever do a second one?

>>8815843
>>8816379
noice.
Android bodies when?

>>8817489
>obtain android body
>uninstall anti-virus
>go to the shiftiest porn sites you can find
>???
>fun times

>>8816379
those bots are cute
especially the one on the left

>>8816379
nice

>>8816379
if Derby is a male bot
then I would fuck the shit out of him
[spoiler]and maybe draw him getting the d[/spoiler]

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>>8818966
The male one is actually Satel and if you want go for it
btw the file name is misleading on who's named who that's my bad

>>8819477
So Satel is the one on the left?

>>8819566
Yeah and debry on the right
the way i list names is weird
on an somewhat unrelated note have any of you played xenoblade chronicles X? there;s

>>8819477
cute lantern

sord

>>8816379
Got a site?

>>8820979
I have a tumbler but i have yet to post anything to it
i really gotta start on a personal note

>tfw you will never be hypnotized by a sentient keychain

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>>8821720
>Nor figure out how it breeds
seriously though some pokemon being able to even reproduce in a similar manner as animalistic pokemon is fucking confusing to me
I mean when it comes to fapping i just imagine it having a pussy and that's all i think about but when i think about the logic of it it's fucking confusing

>>8821795
iron ions anon

Matter

Raped by overly affectionate blankets.

Wish I had content to contribute, have a bump instead

What's the feral equivalent to objectophilia?

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>>8824152
This sounds surprisingly hot
>Wrap around you, holding you down
>Coils around your dick, rubbing it with soft fleece, focusing on your sensitive areas, and milking you for hours, maybe playing with your butt at the same time
>The more you struggle, the tighter it gets

>>8826730
Cars? I have no clue my dude. Objects that can't communicate through normal means?
Like... Bit from Tron? Idk I got nothing.

>>8827228
nice

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>>8822681
Huh
>Guy Decides to try out different charged shaved metals to see if the klefki gets pregnant
>dumps bucket after bucket of metal shavings on jingling keys
>Finally dump ionized iron on the confused set of keys
>Keys is now ecstatic and eggs are appearing everywhere
>Realizes eggs aren't coming from the klefki itself but just materializing from thin air
>HFW

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>>8831553
Just imagine them squeezing, and teasing you for hours, maybe even days.
Massaging every inch of your body, and making you squirm in their soft binds. Relentlessly attacking all of your sensitive spots, not letting you wriggle away. Milking you like a cow, for hours on end.

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>>8827228
>>8833433
naisu.

>>8833433
goddamnit anon

>>8833516
go to bed bones

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>>8833516
>>8833686
And when you are all drained, barely able to stay conscious, you don't even have to move. Just drift off to sleep, tightly embraced in their hold.
And then you wake up to them teasing you gently, before they latch on, and proceed to fuck you senseless again, early in the morning, before you are even fully awake.
Maybe they'll drag you away to an even bigger pile of blankets, smothering you in fabric, eager to work you all day long, never letting go, never giving you a break, until you are a drooling, twitching mess, buried in soft fleece.

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>>8834503
>>8833516
Don't go to bed bones i demand more rotom love

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>>8834503
waaay too early to sleep, anon.

>>8835276
v e r y naisu.
sentient blankets when?

>>8835328
i don't have that much but alright.

>>8835276
hell yeah man

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>>8835436
Go to bed and hug your husband.

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>>8835436
>>8835490
Not just blankets.
>Trapped inside a sentient sleeping bag, which does all it can to make you squirm, all night long
>Dozens of horny, sentient pillows that pounce you and pin you down, grinding their soft bodies against you
>Getting tackled and "ridden" by a mattress or body pillow

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>>8835611
i would if i could.
soon™ though.

>>8835661
alright that's pretty dang good. especially the sleeping bag.
b u t
how would things go with a water bed?
amazing i'm sure.

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>>8835661
>piles of sentient pillows hold you down while a fluffy throw blanket has it's way with you
>towels in your bathroom conspire to tie you up and see what they can do with the "Massage" setting on the showerhead
>can't ride the sofa because one of the coushions is riding you; hope you put Scotch Guard on or you'll have to cover up a mayo stain.
>With a blanket. Which has an asyphyxiation fetish.
>You don't even want to know what kind of depraved things those cute fuzzy plushies want to do to you

>>8835797
It would be hot and wet.

>>8835661
>>8835825
fuck

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>>8835867
That is the goal yes.

>bed sheets that slowly drag across your cock for hours but always pull away right before you can finish
>when the curtains flutter it sounds like they're laughing at your plight
>trying to sit on the beanbag chair results in being trapped in a collapsing pile of polyester, stripping and groaping at your body

>>8836033
goddamnit anon

>>8836060
God damned all of this some time ago.

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>>8835661
>>8835825
>>8836033
nice

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>>8835825
>implying i don't wanna know even raunchy detail of the plushies plans for me
also, good.
as it should be.

>>8836033
>edge-y bedsheets and grabby beanbags
sign me the fug up.

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>>8836033
>Back pillows skillfully jerking you off, or teaming up, and hugging each other, pinning your dick between them, pumping it dry in a soft pillow sandwich
>Curtains wrap you up when you get too close to them, squeezing you tightly, and edging you for hours
>Couch cushions have a thing for "facesitting" and foursomes.

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how do you even a banette

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>>8836281
Unzip it.

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>>8836281
yes.

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>>8836331
>>8836345
next question
is space virus /obj/

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>>8836392
i personally say no because were getting into anthro-y territory with deoxys but
w/e my dude

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>>8836392
Viruses are living things. But not sapient or mammalian, so idk, I guess you could argue it.

i want to fug a computer

>>8837254
i want a computer to fug me

>>8837286
I want an entire electronics department to fug me. Step up senpai.

>>8837286
>>8838248
>no cute dominant computer husbando

>>8838248
>ywn have an entire radioshacks worth of crap have its way with you

>>8838319
why live

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>>8838319
>no computer bf who always updates only when it's convenient
>no sapient laptop to hide lewd messages in your documents
>your computer will never rename all the files on your desktop to a detailed description of all the things it's going to do to you tonight

>>8838373
>go to electronics store
>plot twist, shit comes alive at night ala Night at the Museum
>also plot twist, the appliances are pent up as hell
>get tied up by coaxile cables
>choaked with christmas lights
>get branded by a toaster
>spamed with sexts from cell phones
>succ'd by a vacuum
>lewd zaps from the batteries
>sodomized by a vibrating controller
>camera records the whole thing, TVs make you watch while you get fugged sensless by a pile of things that can probably be replaced by one iPhone
>pass out from overstimulation
>dragged into back room by a fleet Roombas
>wake up tomorrow night, do it all again
>computer posts lewds of you being rutted by a swarm of mice in /obj/ and starts selling the lewds to PornHub

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>>8838481
When the tv was brought up I thought you would've said torturing you with playing any show on E and i laughed until i read the rest
then i got hard, good shit anon

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>>8838481

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>>8839955

cars are made for sex

>>8840396
Motorcycles are asking for it.

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rotom heat is most fuggable

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>>8840693
Trufax. Would climb inside that oven.

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>>8840693
rotom mow is made for terrifyingly good head.
look at those teeth.

>>8840693
>>8840733
Someone combine these two

>>8840733
Ouch

>>8840733
Imagine the vibrations it could give off

I always thought the boat from wind waker was handsome as fuck, but I can barely find any fanart of it.

Banette rape

LIVE

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Which sapient appliance/tool would you prefer the most?

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>>8846731
My washing machine
It has these really adorable chimes to alert you and even plays a little number once done
Plus it's a front loader so when you're bored of everything else you can watch you clothes get thrown every which way

>>8847715
n
nice

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!

>>8833433
Stop it, I'm at my parents house and your making me horny.

>>8846731
My bike, I've had it for like five years now and I treat it as if it has a soul. Like, when it's too hot/ cold outside I bring it in, and I bathe it frequently with warm water. Also if I ride a little too rough on it, I literally hug it afterwards.

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Flower is my waifu.

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F L O W E R W A I F U
L
O
W
E
R

W
A
I
F
U

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>>8854168
>>8853125
>>8852154
Flowers are not objects

>>8855737
But she is on BFDI which is an object show.

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i want rotom to rape me

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>>8857394
same

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>>8857394
>>8857394
Same desu

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does anybody know some objecto tumblr????

this pic is from https://fishyvish.tumblr.com

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>Fave artist drew more sord
fug yes

bamp for sords

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this is also from fishyvish

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>>8861038

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>>8860905
Suepii.tumblr.com
M1nty-gr33n.tumblr.com

bamp

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at least bump the thread to death so i can make a new one you tools

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welp

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well since im all alone
i want necrozma to cum on my face

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>>8876481
NOT SO FAST FUCK FACE
TWO CAN PLAY THIS BUMP GAME
also if you want that to happen, prepare to taste the rainbow first my friend

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>>8876481
lewd.

..same.

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>>8876583
hell yes
>>8876719
same
also i can make new thread gimme a sec
thicc sord

new
>>8876810
>>8876810
>>8876810
>>8876810
>>8876810