http://www.bankofcanada.ca/banknote s/banknote150/ enter the Konami code

vogue and wired uk sites used to do this too.

It was velociraptors from jurrassic park wearing hats and scarves.

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>>8717945
>OP is not joking
THANKS TO MAKE ME REMEMBER I'M STILL IN CANADA YOU FUCKING ANGLO!

>>8717945
virus don't click

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>>8717945
>tfw vidya in Canada costs a fuck ton of money

I want to be American to have better vidya prices.

wtf is a konami code

>>8717950
You have to be 18 to post here anon

>>8717951

> 18 yearolds would know jack-shit about NES or SNES

>>8717945
>memoric banknote

>it's filled with basic politicians and geography

>literally no one of note who actually invented anything because Canada hasn't provided anything in regards to useful inventions
>the 'cultural' parts of the note are completely fucking irrelevant and they need to include fucking inuit paintings because they haven't produced anything anyone gives a shit about culturally

Why is Canada so fucking irrelevant jesus christ.

>>8717945
What does this have to do with vidya?

>>8717953
Jesus christ, it sounds like Canada raped your babies or something.

>>8717954

Because exchanging for Canadian currency feels like buying gold, where you're getting something that is worthless in the real world.

I don't understand this thread

Purple money is cool

>>8717957
Go to OP's website and type up up down down left right left right a b a b

>>8717945
at least it's not a bunch of niggers and muslims on the bill

>Amerifats will never have money that you can scratch and smell maple syup
Lel why is America so third world?

>4chan is so contrarian that the fucking leaf meme actually took off and we're supposed to hate Canada now, despite Canada having probably the most positive image of any country in the world

DICKS 10 DOLLARS

Canada is going to become the Sweden of the Americas

>>8717951
I'm 21

Day of the rake when

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>>8717962

>>8717966
Woops, meant for >>8717963

OH CANADA

>>8717955
You're avoiding the question.
You ask a canadian what food culture they have and they bring up chips with cheese and gravy or inverse donuts as if they aren't things that exist fucking everywhere.
You ask a canadian what historical feats they've done and you get that they burnt the white house down and literally nothing else.
You ask a canadian what they've invented and the best they can come up with is the telephone, something invented by a scot and made in the US.

>>8717961

You're a faggot. Canada is shit. I live in Toronto.

>>8717958
>fucking up the code when trying to educate people
Just tell people to Google it next time.

>>8717970
Oh boo hoo, you have better living standards than 99.5% of the world by almost every objective measure, you poor baby :(

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>>8717961
>elects a pretty boy substitute drama teacher as their leader
>"most positive image of any country"

>>8717970
Toronto is shit, Canada is not. Being overpopulated with morons doesn't mean the rest of the nation is. Plus it's mostly just the mentality of the people living there that makes it shit. The city has a lot of cool stuff when you ignore the people there.

>>8717966

But I'm middle class and white, so I don't care

>>8717969
Penicillin, ya cunt

who /ottawa/ here
>snow all melted
>comfy season over again

>>8717970
>Toronto
>not wanting to kill yourself daily for traffic
401 East/West and Don Valley Parkway are fucking meme roads
30min to go 10km ffs

>>8717970
My condolences

>>8717974
>Toronto and Vancouver are the cities people immediately think of when they think of Canada
>They are both shitholes

>>8717976
>Penicillin
>alexander fleming
>Canadian

>>8717945
I don't get it, what's supposed to be happening?

>>8717966
>being an urbanite
to the ovens with ye

>>8717980
Helps keep the comfy parts of Canada away from tourists who don't give a shit.

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>>8717973
I know it's hard to believe, but the vast majority of people don't pay attention to 4chans epic "current year"/"a fucking leaf" memes.

>>8717984
>tfw live in prairies
You are 100% correct.

>>8717983
I'm not.

>>8717979

Kill me.

>>8717985

Nice outdated image. Canadians are the biggest fucking scumbags on the Earth.

>>8717961
I live in canada and this place fucking sucks. I hate it here, i want out.

I don't get the leaf meme though, as if canadian posters are somehow bad which doesn't seem true at all. When we merged on april fools and had flags most canada posts were just the same as american and most others. No specific shitposting or anything. The true threat was how many fucking mexicans and brazilians there were with shitty posts.

>>8717980
Toronto and Vancouver are great if you aren't a poorfag and have in demand skills.

>>8717985
I find it interesting of all that data, only Canada has a combined 100.

I can't speak about the rest of Canada but Toronto sucks.

>>8717989
Canadians are human beings.

>>8717990
>being a self hater
Kys cuck.

>>8717992
>American mathematics

>>8717987
then why do you care what happens in the capitols, into the oven with them

>>8717991
Let me be frank, I have a work permit. This means I stroll in under NAFTA with some paperwork, pay $200 CAD, and I can work in Canada for a year. My company pays me to fly back and forth and stay in hotels, etc... my daily rate exceeds $3,000 CAD (that's not what I make, it's what my company gets gross before taxes, cost to have my ass in Canada, give me a wage, etc...)

Canada is fucking expensive to live in, especially Toronto and Vancouver. I thought Montreal was bad but Toronto is worse. All of them are subject to the crazy high taxes of the Canadian government and 13% HST (which is fucking insane) but then the cost of goods... food actually does not cost that much more than the US with the exchange rate, but alcohol is a vice taxed to high heaven. Simple things like parking and such cost waaaay more than they do in the states.

My managers asked me to move to Canada and even with a theoretical pay increase I said no. I'm applying for my citizenship (Canadian parent) and I'll fly from the states, no thanks.

>>8717996
Because I'm not an edgelord who hates people simply because of the distance between them and their neighbors. It's fucking embarrassing when the capitol of your region is a shithole.

>>8717945
>http://www.bankofcanada.ca/banknotes/banknote150/
Hh, the code works. thats pretty cool OP. Sorry your thread went to shit already.

I dunno I think it's alright here. There's definitely worse places to live.

>>8717961
The leaf is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a shitposter, an idiot, a falseflagger, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a leaf and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>8717949
>preorder Disgaea 5 on Switch
>92 maple bucks on amazon, including tax

It's bad enough being a nintenbro first of all.

Canada doesn't deserve all the hate, they're just a whiter version of the US with a better version of Louisiana.

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This isn't really videogames, is it?

>>8718000
Success breeds jealousy

>>8718004
how is the konami code not vidya?

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>>8717945
Day of the rake when?

I really hate my country, just nuke us already

>>8718001
It's funny. All this time I thought this one leaf friend who was a chronic shitposter was the exception.

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>>8717985
The leaf meme doesn't have to do with Canada, as much as it has to do with Canadians being the most prolific and common shitposters and newfags on 4chan.

also
>positive image
Being universally ignored isn't having a positive image.

>>8717969
Special Forces

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>>8718004
Speaking of futa.
>>8717985
On a somewhat related note, did you know that the Philippines have a higher favorable view to the USA than the USA has to itself?

>>8717998
well it's filled with NIGGERS so what do you expect? at least america has "some" form of control over them. sweden literally sucks their dirty arab cocks.

>>8717969
>You ask a canadian what historical feats they've done and you get that they burnt the white house down and literally nothing else.
what about that time during ww2 where they invaded an empty island and lost

>>8718011
>filipines
>meaning anything

>>8718014
It's just neat how some random country the majority of the USA probably don't care or know about has a more positive view of the USA than Americans do about the USA.
It's sorta sad too.

>>8718015
Why? Propaganda goes a long way. Just look at these retards having a positive outlook on Brazil of all places. And they all travel to the criminal hotspot, too.

>>8718004
gross image, women aren't supposed to have a penis

>>8718009
>The leaf meme doesn't have to do with Canada
Don't you just love it when stupid people try to explain their mental processes?

>>8717952
They would if they were watching AVGN when they were 8

>>8717970
>Canada is shit. I live in Toronto.
You don't really live in Canada
You live in USA-lite

>>8717990
>I don't get the leaf meme though, as if canadian posters are somehow bad
Its just /pol/ posters getting mad that liberal replies to their bait mostly comes from Canadians.

They say "REEE CANADIANS ARE THE SHITPOSTERS!"
but what they mean is "REEE I SEE A LOT OF LIBERAL CANADIANS!"

>>8717969
Leafs invented Basketball too

>>8718021
>They say "REEE CANADIANS ARE THE SHITPOSTERS!"
>but what they mean is "REEE I SEE A LOT OF LIBERAL CANADIANS!"
What's the difference?

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>>8718023
>What's the difference?
My point is that its actually the americans that are the shitposters, no one wants to hear about your political views on /v/ and I wish both the left and right would fuck off

>>8717953
>tfw Canada irrelevant enough to not be effected if nuclear war ever breaks out
Well I guess theres some benefits

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>>8718018
>as much as
Don't you love it when people try to appear intelligent but simply display an incredible lack of reading comprehension?

>>8718025
We're the unlucky ones

USA will get wiped off of the face of the earth, Canada gets to deal with the radiation poisoning and die slow painful deaths instead of being instantly vapourized

>>8718024
Oh, right, the stop exposing me meme.

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my alberta canuck friend and his answer

>>8717947
quebecker separatist pls leave

>>8717956
Speaking gold did you know Trudeau sold 70% of our gold and literally nothing happened to our country

>>8717958
It's okay anon, I always think it's a b not b a too

>>8718028
>stop exposing me
I don't give a shit about politics, you aren't exposing anything, you're just making it hard to talk about videogames.

>>8717952
im 19 and i know the konami code by heart

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>>8718029
lol XD u two are so random!!1

Jesus Christ this thread is cancer.

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>>8718030
>Quebec seperates and becomes its own country
>the rest of Canada invades and takes it back
>french is outlawed and the official language of Canada finally becomes english and only english

QUEBEC SEPERATION WHEN
I WANT A SWEET GOVERNMENT JOB WITHOUT HAVING TO LEARN THAT STUPID FUCKING BUTCHERED VERSION OF "FRENCH"

>>8718035
he has every chance to burn me
>eagle: your money is gayer than me
>leaf: how is that even possible

>>8717945
What do you do for start and select

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>>8718037
I think you misread the intent of my post. You're both insufferable idiots, and there is nothing funny about your correspondence. Shut the fuck up.

>>8718036
i want the bastard frenchies to leave my country, they can have their own if they want

>>8717945
>three white males and only one female
Ummm can they not?

>>8717949
>buy switch + zelda
>$600

>>37368157
>>The leaf meme doesn't have to do with Canada

>>8718036
Regarding language in Canada and games for a second. I fucking hate buying physical games in Canada and the back of the box is butchered because half of the fucking thing has to be in French. I had both the Canadian and the US box for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and it's amazing how different the boxes are and how much better the American one is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM

>>8717985
doesn't change the fact for some reason leafs are contender for being bigger shitposters than australians

>>8718026
>The leaf meme doesn't have to do with Canada
>as much as it has to do with Canadians
Ah, to be dumb. Can you give a rundown of your daily routine? You got a caretaker or some kind of Russian nurse?

>>8718044
>the back of the box is butchered because half of the fucking thing has to be in French
Why the fuck don't games in Canada just have reversable covers with french on the other side?

>>8718045
This is great, made my afternoon, thanks anon.

>>8718046
t. kid from /pol/ that shitposts about politics on /v/ and thinks liberals are 4chan's biggest problem

>>8718047
I thought you were supposed to have decent education up there, can you seriously not get through a sentence?

>>8718036
>>8718040

I spy, with my frog eyes, what lloks like little cucks.

I'm sorry lads, but we'll continue to eat equalisation and fuck your inferior womens until you say you are sorry for 1760 ;^)

>>8718050
What is the biggest problem then, leaf?

>>8718050
thanks leaf for bringing politics onto /v/

>>8718044
The back of the box is so pointless these days that bitching about something you had to deal with for your whole life is pretty silly.

Now if you REALLY wanna bitch, complain about Nintendo of Canada's random "It's also in French!" shit all over the front of every game now. Something you never had to deal with as a kid, and something that goes without saying anyway because of federal laws.

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>>8717992
81 + 9 is not 100, you fucking retard
>that best be some shit-quality trolling

>>8718041
1 is native american

>>8718053
>What is the biggest problem then, leaf?
Off topic shitposting

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Vive le Québec libre!

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>>8718011

>>8718042
Your not even far off it
>Switch+tax=$456
>Zelda+Tax=$104

>>8718041
Excuse me, but one of those is clearly a native and totally not white. And one's French-Canadian, so they're only half white.

>>8718051
>can you seriously not get through a sentence?
Can you explain how the leaf meme isn't related to Canada or Canadians without autistically grasping at straws? Probably not.

>>8718058
And what is the biggest source of off topic shitposting, leaf?

>>8717945
JAM literally did nothing wrong

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>>8718064
kids from reddit that came to 4chan during the elections and think the entire website is a place to shitpost about politics

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>>8718062
>And one's French-Canadian, so they're only half white

>>8718046
that's because living here is amazing and it's fun to poke at countries with stupid policies like no universal health care

>>8718060
>liking futa on shota
objectively shit taste for borderline faggots

>>8718060
i'd place futa + male > yuri > futa + female and straight > yaoi but overall not that bad

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>>8718029
What? Who gives a fuck? Why did you post this? When did you discover /v/?

>>8718066
And what do they post about, leaf?

>>8717949
it's okay leaf, prices are shit here too

>>8718061
I know, I wasn't joking. I bought it yesterday. It was ~$560 in Newfoundland

>>8718068
>that's because living here is amazing
Not if you live in a rural area
Rural Ontario is pretty much a 3rd world country and as far as the government is concerned we only exist to help make things in Toronto like hydro bills and public transportation cheaper.

I'll never not be salty that I have to pay taxes to keep public transit in Toronto cheap while it costs me $3 for a one way trip on the bus in the nearest city

>>8718059
>Future shop

Wow, you a cuck.

>>8718061
What shithole do you live in where a switch is over $350?

>>8718044
>Be Mexican
>Game boxes always have the "for sale only in United States, Canada and Mexico" legend
>Game has English audio, maybe French subs"
>No Spanish subs and if they do get a faggy Spaniard sub
Being an ignorant Mexican in the 90s was very cruel. Now that we do get Spanish subs and some dubs it feels jarring to play something in my native language.

>>8718059
>future shop

Anon...
Just order your games from your mom n pops. They don't give a fuck. Got the US version of P5 Take Your Heart edition and paid it less than what it would've costed me if I ordered it straight from the US. I don't know how these guys do it.

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>>8718063
The leaf meme isn't related to Canada as much as Canadians being the most prolific and common shitposters and newfags on 4chan.

Try
http://secure.hookedonphonics.com/offers/learn-to-read-responsive.aspx?pc=SMTHBB&vc=MTH1&gclid=CjwKEAjwoLfHBRD_jLW93remyAQSJABIygGpDyJJzRswRuSfAVecBz3WyOmxzqSmfcBMrVp_swcM-hoC-5Lw_wcB
Seem like it'd be right up your alley.

>>8717976
Insulin, not penicillin

>>8718072
Presumably politics on non-political boards.
I'm assuming you're waiting for your chance to say "HAHAH WELL THE LEAFS POST LIBERAL STUFF!"

But the "relentless leaf shitposting" is usually just replies to /pol/ shit that wasn't videogames in the first place

>Post a thread about race mixing on /v/
>some faggot from Vancouver or Toronto takes it seriously and gets offended and posts some liberal shit
>apparently the Canadians are the problem for being liberal rather than the kids from reddit that won't stop shitposting in the first place

>>8718012
90% of cuck posters on /int/ are American.

>>8718060
Pretty good. Futa on Futa is only really good if one was a guy before and gets dominated.

>>8718079
>>8718076
Future shop is closed now. I wanted to buy a Senran Kagura collector edition I think.

>>8718078
Isn't Spanish in Spain and Mexican in Mexico
?
Why do you speak a European language? Just speak the American language

>>8718078
I'm an American, I've been to Mexico 7 times, and Canada 1. Mexican's are bros, Canadians are either drunk or stupid. Or extremely gay.

Great White North, and Strange Brew are the best things to come out of Canada, and they're not Canadian.

>>8718079
They take a hit to their own profits in order to get repeat business. Pretty simple.

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>>8718084
>being this gay

>>8718085
Like I said, I get all of these from my mom n pop. The only ones I can't get are NISA's because they sell them exclusively on their online store.

A FUCKING

>>8718036
>STUPID FUCKING BUTCHERED VERSION OF "FRENCH"
it's the least butchered version there is now. I'd take our french to arabic any day

>>8718082
>But the "relentless leaf shitposting" is usually just replies to /pol/ shit that wasn't videogames in the first place
I was just waiting for that history revisionism reversal. How dare someone call out newfriends, right? Just let the leaf moan about his fantasy induced paranoia until it's normalized.

>>8718087
I'm Canadian, what do you mean "drunk or stupid" you tryin' to say I can't do both!?

>>8718090
I just buy everything from Amazon.

>>8718036
>BUTCHERED VERSION OF "FRENCH"
Woesh woesh meuf
Have you ever heard france """french"""?

>>8718093
>How dare someone call out newfriends, right?
Are you trying to imply that /pol/ posters aren't the newest of newfags?

>>8717985
If you redid this survey the results would be dramatically different. Most Americans hate Canada now.

>>8718039
hot

>>8718087
>Canadians are either drunk or stupid. Or extremely gay.

That's odd, usually it's all three.

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>>8718080
as a leaf who has been here for 10 years, I agree. the last 4 years have been an embarrassment. We have the same quantity of shitposting as the aussies with none of the quality.

>We are the shovelware of /v/

>>8717977
more like
>sun for half the day
>pouring rain the other half
I'll take the snow again please

>>8718096
OIUE MEH COUILLE

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>>8717953
>>literally no one of note who actually invented anything because Canada hasn't provided anything in regards to useful inventions

um hun we invented the telephone, so try again sweetie

>tfw you'll always be a leaf

>>8718104
I never got that call.

>>8718097
No, I'm calling you out. You genuinely think any joke is /pol/ shit. The very paranoia I mentioned, the utter freshness of someone taking his cantonese scribbles imageboard very seriously. And now you're trying to turn that around on your boogeyman. Get fucked, leaf.

>>8717953
It's far better to be irrelevant and have the standards of living as America than being as relevant as America is to the rest of the world

>>8717966
>thinking state capitals matter
lmao europoor

>>8718080
>The leaf meme isn't related to Canada as much as Canadians
Canadians are from Canada. The leaf meme has to do with Canada.

I told you not to grasp at straws, /pol/.

>>8718109
Whats the capital of massive huge shits?

>>8718080
what are you even trying to say

>>8718086
There is this thing that Latinos call "neutral Spanish" where characters use bland, plane conversations with no true localization, only a boring translation of whatever was said in English.

Also Mexicans usually hate everything that is not made by them. Hell we even hate other Mexicans from other areas.

>>8718107
>You genuinely think any joke is /pol/ shit. The very paranoia I mentioned, the utter freshness of someone taking his cantonese scribbles imageboard very seriously.

Nigga I've been using 4chan since 2006 to talk about my manchild hobbies, just because you only started browsing in the last few years and think 4chan is just for shitposting doesn't mean the rest of us do.

I'm sure you love reposting Assigned Male comics every day and making WE WUZ KANGS AN SHIET threads, but to me I just see unfunny forced memes.

I'm just glad this shit hasn't infested /tg/ yet because its too late for /v/ and /co/, both of these boards have been ruined by political shitposting in general, doesn't matter if its from the left or right, its all off topic shit.

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>>8717951
18 yr olds were born in 1999 anon

>thread isn't even fucking tertiary
>still not deleted
neck yourself, mods

>>8718114
You throwing a hissy fit about dissenting opinions on this site's greatest and oldest safe space speaks volumes. Not to mention the Reddit spacing. But sure, you were here since 2006.

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>>8717947
You subhuman French piece of shit faggot Catholic nigger cuck
Fuck oFF! This is MY country! Canada is Anglo!!!!!
You lazy good for nothing communist pieces of shit. If I were prime minister and I had one nuke to launch I would launch it at Montreal, go fuck yourself

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
THE MAPLE LEAF FOREVER
DOMIMION DAY
ROYAL NAVY!
CANADA IS BRITISH ANGLO

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>>8717973
>>8717990
>>8717970
if you guys actually think Canada sucks you're colossal mongoloid fuck ups. Name literally one thing bad about this place that's done better in other countries.

>>8717966
just well until all your capitols are sub 40% white and full of niggers you fucking eurocuck

>>8718111
yours, obviously

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>>8717977
>>8718102
sup ottawabros

who else wants to die? also we should get a beer some time

>>8717997
Our sales tax is tiny compared to European commie nigger taxes

>>8718119
Actual answer: we're too centralized around like three big cities with ballooning housing prices, with not good comfy middle ground where you can get ok wages with low property prices.

>>8718123
Europe builds the sales tax into the inflated sticker price, whereas Canada still has the fucktarded inflated sticker price and then you have to pay 13% on top of what is displayed on the shelf. Apples to oranges.

>>8718121
That's right.

>>8717977
Fucking kill me, I'm stuck here another month. At least the cops here don't give a shit about speeding and the traffic isn't as bad as Torontostan.

>>8718117
Dissenting opinions is fine

But trying to talk about a videogame just to have every thread derailed because someone involved with making the game said something liberal is fucking obnoxious.

People can argue about politics all they want, I don't give a shit, just do it on the board made for talking about politics, there are different boards for a fucking reason.

If I want to talk about food I don't make a thread on /v/ I go to /ck/

If I want to talk about comic books I go to fucking /co/

If I want to talk about Forgotten Realms I go to /tg/,

and if I ever wanted to talk about politics I'd go to /pol/

I genuinely don't care if you're liberal, conservative, libertarian, anarchist, communist, whatever. Just keep it on the appropriate boards.

>>8718013
Or how Canadian soldiers took the worst and most deadly battles and won.

>>8718124
>with not good comfy middle ground where you can get ok wages with low property prices

you definitely can, just not in Ontario. You can get paid a great wage with mad cheap rent if you're willing to work somewhere that's not Ontario.

>>8718125
That's false, the taxes still almost double the price of some things compared to us besides Europe sucks they have no freedom, everyone's uncut, no guns Canada is the best country in the world this is a fact that can't be argued.

>>8718128
holy spacing batman

>>8718128
Anon, please. You're making the rest of us that can't stand /pol/'s shit being spammed here look bad with the post formatting.

God I love drinking scotch while it snows. I love that immigrants come to my province and are then told to get with the program or leave. I love that finally some fucking res rat got a gun barrel after nicking some fsrmers gun and trying to pull it on another farmer. I fucking hope they remove the reserve rights to deny investigation without court order.

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>>8718131
I'm working on my dual citizenship so I can benefit from my awesome life in the states and then go work in Canada to bring the maplebucks back to the states.

Canada ain't a bad place to visit, and call it uncreative but poutine is fucking amazing.

That being said I will call Tim Horton's the biggest meme of all time. It's worse than any American coffee chain I've been to, with the possible exception of Peet's.

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>>8718135
>go work in Canada to bring the maplebucks back to the states.
Fucking why?
Tredeau is crashing this currency with no survivors

>>8718136
The contract I'm on was priced in CAD when it was at 1 CAD = 69 cents, so we're actually doing better on the contract by net revenue than most in the states. Lodging/airfare costs plus taxes negate most of that, but there's still plenty of money to be made in mapleland.

>>8718135
Who drinks coffee? Nobody, go to a coffee shop it's full of ugly chinks. Drink tea like a normal person

>>8718122
>tfw $3 for a coors banquet
>go to a pub or somthing
>$5 for one beer

>>8718138
Are you saying I can't drink coffee better than an ugly chink?

>>8717969
>You ask a canadian what food culture they have and they bring up chips with cheese and gravy or inverse donuts as if they aren't things that exist fucking everywhere.

Same applies to burgerland.

>You ask a canadian what historical feats they've done and you get that they burnt the white house down and literally nothing else.

>You ask a canadian what they've invented and the best they can come up with is the telephone, something invented by a scot and made in the US.


-Hardcore and took the most brutal battles in both world wars

-Canadarm

-The light bulb(Thomas Edison was a hack and bought the patent)

-Insulin

-Basketball

-Electric oven

-Zippers

A child could have googled this shit.

>tfw no filipina GF
>every time i see someone else with a filipina QT it hurts

>>8718135
I feel like most of Canada has realized the Tim Hortons is a meme and only the rest of the world still thinks it's an important cultural thing..

It's really bad, like holy crap.

>>8718140
I'm saying you're either a chinaman or a European grandpa

>tfw toronto is is becoming as bad as hongcouver
>tfw ottawa will follow
>already $1000 for a tiny ass single bed room apartment

>>8718087
t. juan

>>8717945
what the fuuuuck

>>8718098
No, not really. Nobody in America cares about Canadian politics. Trudeau could sacrifice a Christian baby to the Hindu gods and nobody in America would care. We'd still see Canada as a white suburb of America.

>>8718038
Type them in

>>8718038
dont need it

>tfw $5 bill ripped at the clear plastic part

>>8718083
Because everyone else lives the cuck life, therefore have no reason to discuss it

>>8717945
that's a pretty cool $7.50 piece

>>8717945
yeah found this a couple days ago

>>8718143
Basically the only Canadian culture that exists outside of the Maritimes and Quebec is shitty coffee, a shitty sporting goods store and hockey, Its pretty pathetic desu

>>8718147
What is it?

>>8717945
Heh, it actually did something. Sasuga.

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Doesn't matter if our dollar goes up. Could be worth 3 US dollars and our games would still be $80. They always change the price when our dollar goes down then don't lower it again when it improves.
Yo ho

>>8718153
This guy

>>8717945
Nothing happened

>>8718144

It is pretty gross. The only people that like it are people that haven't had a cup of real coffee.

>the state of tim hortons
>never brings back lemon filled timbits
>everything is frozen
>coffee is ass

>>8718159
hit enter after typing in the code.

>>8718160
All coffee sucks you retard chinky

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>>8717970

This:
>>8717972

How much of a spoiled whiner do you have be, seriously.

>tfw every place has filipino workers

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>>8718163

>>8717954
>konami code

>>8717970
>I live in Toronto.
theres your problem

>>8717961
>meme

it's not a meme, it's an observation of real facts
is calling obama black a meme?
is saying water is wet a meme?

stupid leaf

>>8718164
>animefag

>>8718161

>order half white hot chocolate half coffee and a sausage wrap every day on the way to work

you're missing out, pal

>tfw everyone says vancouver is a shithole
>the only other options for cities are places that are *almost* vancouver, like calgary or montreal
>or tiny towns in the boonies that people always want to get out of

i've lived in a few parts of BC, Alberta, and that shitty island of hicks way in the east, the only thing to complain about in vancouver is housing costs.

>>8718004
>konami
>not vidya

idiot

>>8718171
used to get iced capps all the time but sick of them

boston cremes used to be so based

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>tfw RoC residents are too fucking stupid to learn a second language
>tfw RoC residents still do their daily prayer to the Queen
>tfw RoC residents are basically lesser Americans with no culture

Feels good to live in the best province.

>>8718024
>CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE BOTH THE SAME

>>>/out/
nobody cares about your shit opinion about what goes on on our board

>>8718175
>our board
reddit was a mistake

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*blocks your path*

>>8718177

H-h-h Huard-sama...

p-p-pls no bully today...

>All these buttflustered leafs
Nobody cared about Canada until they voted DUDE WEED LMAO Man into office, and then the relentless dick sucking the US media gave him pushed /pol/ over the edge.

Has Weed Man even done anything besides photo-ops?

>>8718179

Yeah, he's imported thousands of shitskins.

He's such a nice guy!

>>8718179
He helped Albertas new immigrant called the fire

>>8718136
>Implying Harper hadn't ran us into the fucking ground before Trudeau even started

>>8718177
please i dont want no trouble

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>>8718179
>All these buttflustered leafs
All I see are posts accusing us of being shitposters

>>8718179

does any politician in a first world country ever do anything?

i mean besides wasting everyone's time in a pissing contest every 4 years

>>8718177
Legit one of those flying bird faggots were chasing me from my house all the way to my school. I was 12 years old and was scared shitless from those fuckers. I think I might have been to close to one of its nests or something.

I vowed that one day if those goosefuck bastards try to chase me again, they will get a swift kick Cesar Millan style. I'm just waiting for a faggot bird to even try.

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Why was this moved to trash
If anything it should have been moved to /int/ or /pol/ but ok

>>8718186
I hear ya, mate.

A family friend traps them since he owns multiple artificial lakes with loads of fishes and these winged bastards love fishes.

They're fucking tough as shit and refuse to go down without a fight. He usually cage them and drown 'em.

>>8717945
Anglos ruined Canada.
Canada for the Canadiens.

>>8717966
>highest murder rate
UK. UK has a higher rate than US. They actually have a higher number altogether. Sweden is second.

>>8718036
>Canadiens get guns
>conquer all of Canada
>no more Anglos
This would be choice.

>>8718209
Because /trash/ is for moved topics silly. It's literally the purpose of this board.

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>/trash/
cool, I can actually dump my fetish porn for once

>>8718209
>/int/ or /pol/
>for someone pointing out a neat little vidya reference

>>373685841
still we should link up and drink

>>8717953
canada gave us bieber

>>8719215
what is even happening in this picture?

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>>8719215

Unless it's loli... because fuck having a straight up perfect porn board!

>>8719215
I hope you like slob