Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XXVII
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Now: First 36 for the Gorey Gauntlet XXVII.
Damon gant
>>8694500
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8694500
Xayah
Astaroth
>>8694500
Elly
>>8694500
Nui Harime
The Player
Spark
Inkling
>>8694500
Sticky Fingaz
>>8694500
Elma Jouii
Emi
Serval
tfw no eggs
>>8694500
Rokurou Rangetsu
Elias Ainsworth
Saki
>>8694500
Strike Sakuya
>>8694500
Anders Holm
>>8694500
Ginshi Shirazu
>>8694500
Captain Luna
Reigen Arataka
>>8694500
Shōta Magatsuchi
>>8694500
Yin
>>8694500
Saber
>>8694500
Crossfit Jesus
Charlotte
Goblin
Senshougahara
>>8694500
Bradshaw
War
>>8694500
Poniko
>>8694446
Only for lack of concern in winning. I'd much prefer third, but second suits me just as well.
>>8694422
>>8694585
>Poniko stares blankly at the knife for a few moments, before calming a bit, and looking away.
You aren't her. I couldn't care less what you're holding.
God
>>8694500
Siegfried
Tina Machoke
Widdly 2 Diddly
Sami
Kugelmugel
Not Switch Dog
Eggman-kun
Hekapoo
>>8694598
>Made this dank meme today
>>8694638
nice
>>8694638
kek
>>8694594
>tfw THQ playstation bundle on humble bundle and Darksiders Warmastered is included
Is it worth it?
Otto Suwen
C.C.
>>8694585
>>8694422
Well, certainly not. I'm a gatekeeper, even if my attire's a bit...ahem. Cheery for it.
>She bounces her scythe against her shoulder.
I can't say I can think of any heroes about, beyond the odd, ah..."arrogantly overconfident" sort of people.
>>8694449 (Haruka)
Well, even so, hunger is, well...exceedingly common here. I really should bring something with me for others.
>>8694663
hey itsme chibbiikko
>>8694611
>>8694618
Keep raging Hgfaggots
>>8694618
Skip this guy.
Asuka Langley
>>8694598
> Goblin used Sigh.
> Goblin unequipped Knife.
You're not making this easy you know. Most people tend to care a little when their life is on the line.
>>8694676
Let me rephrase my question. Do you serve the Demon Lord?
>>8694657
It's kind of cheesy storywise but if you wan a fun game where you run around as a licensed badass who kicks the shit out of demons I highly recommend it.
Three more.
>>8694611
>>8694618
Nah. I don't skip on principle. Besides, this means you can kill 'em now.
>>8694684
I do wish you'd shut up, though.
>>8694678
The last I remember of Chibikko was her confused face as Mr. Ash Crimson set me ablaze, forever scorning my entire body. What a horrid night that was. I'm glad it's all over.
Fashionably Late Baku Madarme
>>8694422
Reserve your unfounded threats for where it matters most kid; plus I need some time to regnerate from all the ruckus that was the last game.
Oh and a hello would be nice?
Ifrit
Okita Souji
>>8694638
As it should be.
>>8694714
Then it's of no concern of me, since my own isn't.
>>8694731
Reese Chloris
>>8694731
>Not skipping Yin
I'm skipping you from now on.
>>8694684
Are you going to ERP again?
>>8694500
Sabine
>>8694740
Fashionably on time.
>>8694731
>Nah. I don't skip on principle
At least rig it so they don't win then
Yin is LITERALLY the cancerous person on /trash/, and i wish i was joking
just ask the drawthread.
>>8694676
Can I see what's underneath your skirt?
>>8694731
>Not skipping the known shitposter
Cancer.
>>8694731
Haruka Kokonose
>>8694714
Well, I can't say I'm familiar with the term, ma'am. I serve only my mistress, Yuuka Kazami. She did best a demon god before, but...I doubt it's one and the same.
>She laughs awkwardly.
...Well, that was a very roundabout way of saying...I suppose not?
>>8694772
You certainly may not!
>>8694524
>>8694534
>An old scroll materializes before you, floating in the air.
>It unwraps before your eyes and words starts to appears on the paper, dancing as if they had a life on their own.
"Good evening ladies. Pardon my intrusion, but I couldn't help but notice your demonic/youkai heritage.
Il will make this bried:
Do you have already chosen a team for the upcoming faction war that will take place on this strange dimension
>The words moves again, and a pen appears, leaving you cases to put a cross on.
YES: [ ]
NO : [ ]
>He didn't skip Yin
I came to bump the uid....Oh and to call The host a faggot. K peace out.
>>8694769
>>8694797
>>8694798
>getting triggered because a pink rabbit got through
C'mon, anons. It's Easter soon.
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>8694757
Either you do that and I know who you are and you lose your anonymity power, or you don't host at all. Your loss either way, yo.
>>8694769
No, no, I'm well aware of the pasta.
>>8694797
But I always put them in regardless of who it is?
>>8694831
Love ya, Grimes.
wew led, I think speedy's cancer incarnate too, but there's no need to act like a baby aboot it.
>>8694723
Is there much different from the original version?
>>8694820
Why not?
>>8694853
>No, no, I'm well aware of the pasta.
IT'S NOT PASTA
THIS GUY IS A LEGIT FUCKING STALKER
>>8694853
Swap for this person, their outfit is art enough.
>>8694614
>>8694761
>>8694853
Let us begin.
>>8694867
That is extremely personal and you're entirely aware!
>>8694853
Ah, well...could you please, sir?
>>8694535
>>8694761
>>8694853
It looks good, mate. Good luck to everyone.
>>8694870
But it is a pasta.
>>8694853
Let's begin.
>>8694676
Y-you mean.. You'd..
>The hungry guy stares at her with shocked expression but he has a twinkle in his eyes and suddenly he's smiling.
You'd be really kind and give out free food?! Miss, that's very nice of you..
>>8694740
I don't need to say hello to the enemy. That's my knife's job.
Now, unless you're looking for an early death you should probably go on your way. Big talkers get on my nerves.
>>8694820
Oh! So you are my enemy then. I guess I should finish this up quick before I get attached.
> Goblin equips Knife!
>>8694853
> A Goblin appeared!
This again?
>>8694881
We can get personal.
>>8694853
Ready to go little goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baC0LiPbU4Y
>>8694663
>>8694853
>>8694745
Go ahead and give her my spot. I have this sinking feeling I should be looking after my merchandise right about now.
>>8694870
You should just ignore it because it'll just fuel the fire.
Yin is so fucking based
>>8694853
>>8694800
>>8694853
>Sighs.
It's going to be one of these games.
>>8694853
I accept this challenge.
>people are falling for yin shitposting themself
>>8694864
Runs better and looks much nicer.
Content wise I don't think so.
>>8694923
>Kissu
>>8694853
It's time to put to rest, many of the people that have gathered today.
>>8694909
>>8694853
Give him my spot then!
>>8694873
>>8694881
Wow... well, thanks.
>>8694853
Let's have some real fun!
>>8694824
>Ahri blinks, looking over to Xayah before back to the scroll.
Is there a way to come back to this later? I'm not sure what I'm doing just yet about that.
>She scratches at her chin idly.
>>8694889
Well, of course, sir. Why wouldn't I...? At the very least, out of respect for the others here.
>>8694905
We certainly will not!
>>8694904
Attached, miss? I really haven't done anything to harm you, have I?
>Awkwardly, she raises her scythe in a readied position.
Melee?
>>8694969
Doesn't matter to me.
> Goblin used Wicked Goblin Knife Twirl.
Shall we? I'll even be courteous and let you take the first blow.
>>8694955
E-Excise me?
>he takes the cat and raises it into the air via lion king style
Hello everyone! I've found a missing kitten, and was wondering is one of you people owed this little creature!
>>8694873
>>8694909
>>8694921
>>8694955
Done, done, done, and done.
Starting the crucifixion of Speedy ASAP.
>>8694959
>The letters move again
"Of course! The decision is yours in the end. Just don't wait too much, soon enough that place will be torn by rivalry and there will be no place for neutral individuals"
If you ever wish to call me again, just say this word: "Azzy"
Are you a new drawfag?
We have a problem with a poster that has a history of stalking, threatening to kill, scaring off artists, spamming the thread/index, avataring, replying to himself/talking in third person, derailing, etc. He goes by the name Speedy05 and has been permanently banned on most sites with active moderation including /loli/, /furry/, and multiple MLP communities.
He primarily requests Yin, pink rabbits, cat and rabbit milfs, futa horse cocks, geometry porn, and oppai loli/paizuri. When in doubt ask the thread or lurk for a bit. The original list of identifying features was deleted by the faggot who made it, so you'll have to make due with this stalking log: http://pastebin.com/rvUiPd5j
A few choice words from a moderator involved with the stalking incident:
>He thrashes about if he doesn’t get his way, then acts like he’s truly sorry to get sympathy when he knows he won’t be able to resume his stalking.
>He exploded in IRC over the one week he originally had to serve, swearing at us when we told him to stop harassing blunt-whiskey. He said he’d leave her alone for 6 months and if she didn’t forgive him, he’d harass her again.
>I’m usually pretty forgiving but this person has proven more than once that he is highly irrational, unstable, and cannot be trusted with the ability to communicate with others.
>Bye, speedy.
>Get help.
>>8694921
>The overjoyed guy just huge the tweaking globe head smiling and tearing up.
You'd really give up your chance of fun to a complete stranger..? Thank you! This means so much..
>>8694969
Because food is a very precious thing! A lot of people take it for granted but it gifts us continued life.
>The inspired guy looks as if he's going to get a Nobel Peace prize for this speech.
>>8695059
>>8695037
>posting the copypasta on HG
Bruh, how low could you possibly get?
>>8695023
I'll put down the diseased animal, name your price.
All things must be settled in combat.
>>8695076
t. yin
>>8694904
You try to be nice for once, but it only stabs ya' in the back when a stranger draws a knife and has the audacity to call ya a 'big talker'.
Spoiler Alert: Yin fucking dies.
BLOODBATH
That's typically how he wins, anyways.
These fucking rhinos, man. They're dangerous sons of bitches.
I thought that was War, not Death.
What's a god to a nonbeliever?
>>8694956
It's a pleasure to be of assistance, miss.
>>8695008
With all due respect, miss, I'll do no such thing unless provoked. I'm a guardian, not a provoker.
>>8695059
Well, erhm...not to all of us, it doesn't.
>>8695118
Wh-whaaa! Why would you do this, Miss!? I-I'm not doing anything wrong! I'm but a modest merchant doing whatever I can to make it in this wicked world!
>>8695118
Saki and Sami's presidency! I just picked them because it would rhyme, and because they are as incompetent as they look.
>>8695118
War and Death walk hand in hand
They're also big LGBT activists but that's another story.
>>8695118
Thanks for the spoiler, mate. Now the anti-Yin fags are happy.
>>8695118
Not again................
>>8695118
Now you've gone and ruined it for everyone. What happened to originality? Did you not consider how you annoy people with every thing that you do?
>>8695010
Hey I can see my tree from up here! So this is what it's like to be tall!
>>8695104
Trust me, if you knew what I knew you'd think you sound preeeeetty stupid right now.
>>8695118
> Goblin equips Knife.
And I never had any gum.
>>8695130
You realize how boring it will be if I attack first? Not to mention how dumb you'll look after getting KO'd by the person who offered you the first hit.
DAY 1!
Gamers aren't typically known for cooking well.
You better not even try, Saber.
War five minutes in the future? I don't like that omen.
Wrestlers dying young is such a trope, it makes me feel bad.
>>8695164
Haaah.
>>8695165
This seems very passive-aggressive.
>>8695030
>Ahri blinks and nods, committing the name to memory.
Alright... I'll think about it. Thank you, kind writer.
>>8695118
>Ahri takes out another piece of bubblegum from the pack and begins chewing on it.
I'm ready to kick some ass.
>>8695164
i ship it
>>8695226
Now to change the world to my image!
>>8695226
>she wakes up...
What? I'm not dead?
>relieved sigh
Mhh... What's that guy doing here bleeding? Did I sleepwalk or what?
>>8695064
I promise to make the most of this chance you gave me!
>The super pumped up guy starts stretching from side to side.
I'm going to have as much fun as I possibly can!
>>8695118
Kick ass? That sounds like something cool Takane would say.
>The happy guy just chews the bubble gum, blowing bubbles that explode and stick to his face.
>>8695130
Then you eat it because it tastes good, right? Food isn't just about nutrients! If it was I wouldn't need to be hooked up to IVs all the time..
>The smiling guy is off day dreaming about food.
>>8695226
I wanted to see if my food was done cooking by then! And it was!
>The food obsessed guy goes to grab his food, it's cold.
>>8695226
Shit, I forgot to compensate for the wind speed.
>>8695205
Oh, my...it looks like your owner isn't here. Are you lonely? I think I've got some cat food on me.
>Otto puts the cat down and climbs into his wagon, throwing everything from dusty junk to wine to barrels of oil out. He emerges later with a small dish of meat and gives it to the kitten
I hope you're fine with this.
>>8695226
> Goblin used Elite Goblin Drive-By!
Beep beep.
>>8695209
If I pride myself on two things, they're unerring service, and durability. With all due respect.
>>8695292
Only...rarely, actually. It's a rather awkward concept for me at most times, really.
>>8695226
...Pardon me?
NIGHT 1!
Reigen going for the brutal kill.
I don't care enough for 2hu to know who that would even be.
Haukra roughing up one of our two-time champs.
Fetish Remover Sticky Fingaz
>>8695292
>>8695226
How about we all just go home and watch whatever we like instead of arguing for an hour?
>>8695314
Honey! I'm home!
>>8694824
I'm neither of those things, besides. I only fight for my own cause.
>Sorry was in a game of league
>>8695226
>putting her hands up, the Kitsune opts out of the argument as she's okay with whatever they choose to watch.
>>8695314
>Ahri isn't the best at writing songs, but she tries her best, and over all, it's... Not bad. It'd probably get a 6/10, but the name drops bump it up to an 8/10.
>Plus she found a way to make it rhyme.
>>8695314
Ah, well. I can't say I didn't miss the feeling of a bullet in my chest. It brings back such memories...
>>8694528
>Pokes boob
>>8695314
Mistress....
>>8695304
>Serval dips one of her fingers into the meat then tastes it
That was really, really gross!
>>8695337
>name drop
what is ahri even from??
>>8695314
>>8695331
Your not Arslan, who're you calling honey?
DAY 2
I would start avoiding Anders from now on, personally.
Maybe because you killed everyone near you?
Death, taxes, someone burning to death due to the power of rock in the Gauntlet
>>8695314
Hey, can't you go open the door?
...
THE DOOR!!
>she stands up, letting out a sigh
It's like I have to do everything here.
>As she reaches for the door, it bursts open and mcfucking destroy her face
>>8695346
>Doesn't answer because she's inconscious on the HG limbo, waiting to be respawned.
>>8695355
LoL
>>8695314
There's no thought behind this mind-numbing conscience of mind at all. I'll win or lose, life's a game of chance.
>>8695360
Nobody! I'm just having fun from kicking doors open!
>>8695377
Lovely!
>>8695375
>joins in the poking
>>8695375
Woah you knocked something strange out of that girls mouth. I wonder what this is.
>She pokes the blob a few times.
>>8695375
>She survived AGAIN
>Covered in bandage she listen to this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYkACVDFmeg for meditation, hoping another fucker won't try to kill her again
>>8695312
Yeah, yeah. Pride and all that. I've heard it hundreds of times before.
If you're not going to do anything, I guess I'll start.
> Goblin used Great Goblin Knife!
>>8695314
> Goblin was hit!
> -1 HP.
Tsh. Fine, whatever. I'll sit this one out.
>>8695312
>The upset guy gasps and looks conflicted.
Y-you just haven't tasted good food is all! The food that doesn't just feed your body but also your soul!
>>8695314
>The slap happy guy smiles as if he didn't just hit someone with advanced combat ability.
It isn't all about winning! It's about fun too.
>>8695316
Hm? Where'd these lights come from? Are you magic?!
>The amazed guy looks around for the source of the lights.
>>8695375
Practicing with Takane really helped with this, I should thank her next time I..
>The disheveled guy just stops and rubs his arm sadly.
>>8695382
Laugh at him all you want, but he won't find out where she's from at this rate.
>>8695351
I-I'm sorry! I'm trying my best to make sure you don't starve! What kind of food would you like to eat...?
>>8695398
Yeah... I'll make a lovely puddle out of you if you ever do this shit again
>>8695375
I'll mail you a gift-card out of consolation kid.
NIGHT 2!
Set-...Crossfit Jesus has no chill.
Bad memories, eh Saki?
Sticky Fingaz plotting which fetish he's going to eliminate next.
That family tree seems scarily accurate for her.
Two old men shower together.
>>8695423
I...really...don't have need for something like that?
>>8695410
Guh...!
>She flinches at the blow, but stands firm, brushing at the new wound. She clears her throat awkwardly as she looks down.
I...certainly misjudged you on your size...! I've not seem raw strength like that in...quite some time.
>>8695375
>She twirls her scythe, just standing there.
>Waiting.
>She waits for a while.
>>8695433
Awwww, did I strike a nerve? oh who am I kicking, of course I did, I broke your jaw!
>>8695440
I have a really long string of ugly family members it seems.
>>8695440
You'll definitely pay for that. As soon as I can find my feathers you'll bleed for every tear.
>>8695429
Anon I...
>>8695440
I... I just need enough money and I'll leave this shithole for sure.
DAY 3!
Don't worry, he'll rise again three RAWs from now.
Careful, Elma.
Of course we can't go one game without Reigen being a pervert.
Congratulations, Sami: you found Worlds.
>>8695335
My mistake... But anything non-human is okay really.
I just hope you won't come to regret your decision however...
>The scroll vanishes in a blue flame
>>8695488
>She keeps blowing random high pitched squealing notes into the Ocarina
>>8695453
> -999 HP!
Hmm. Guess I'm just a little sloppy. I'm used to fighting trash that dies in one hit.
Oh well.
> Goblin used Wicked Goblin Knife Twirl!
> -999 HP!
> -999 HP!
> -999 HP + Bleeding!
>>8695488
I've already killed you once before, but those rumors just make this all the more satisfying to do it again.
>>8695512
I won't come to regret a thing watching everyone tear themselves apart. It'll leave a grand opening for the rebellion to pave its way across blood.
>>8695375
>Ahri keeps getting recruited for these yoga sessions.
>No one can figure out why though.
>They must be too busy anyway.
>>8695440
>They're not dolls they're ACTION FIGURES!
>>8695488
>Ahri hums to herself.
>The sudden crashing noise is barely heard by the fox girl before she's most likely killed.
>>8695512
Oh! Um... Azzy, was it, right?
NIGHT 3
Again, you're War. Not Death. Stop stealing his job.
It's just a shitty manga.
Eggman-kun really wants to win the Gauntlet finally.
Smooth move, Saber.
Getting the Fetish Decimator together with the succubus? Ohhhh boy.
>>8695539
...I should probably rewrite the wrecking ball event so it doesn't seem fatal at first glance.
>>8695488
You make a great stepping stool.
>>8695468
Another one escaped from the asylum I see...
>>8695488
>Looking at the full moon, she gathers enough demonic energy to heal her jaw.
No more nice girl now...
>>8695529
Ah! Eeek! Ow...! A-are you quite done yet!?
>She's not even resisting it, just absorbing the blows and making a mess of the dress. Even as you do a number on her, you can see those gashes healing, and quite quickly at that.
>>8695554
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLWUwwp-8AQ
A relaxing song, of better times when our tribe wasn't in danger.
>>8695554
Hmmm well... hmm...
>The painting is absolute shit post-modern tier
Maybe if you pretend it have some deep meaning you can trick people into buying this...
>>8695555
Checked
>>8695488
Call it whatever you want, but I still killed him in a spectacular way!
>>8695554
MY ARMS!
>>8695554
Hey give me a hand up! Wai- HEY NO STOP!
>She starts plummeting until her back hits a rock and she skips down the side of the mountain.
AAAAAAH!
>>8695539
>The scroll materializes again
Yes! Here am I.
What do you want?
>>8695440
I don't think that's true, I've already been told, I won't live that long.
>The frail guy smiles and brushes off his own comment with and hand wave.
>>8695453
Huh? That's like saying you don't have time to watch clouds go by or chat with friends.. And that just sounds sad.
>The smiling guy fiddles with his long sleeves trying to explain.
>>8695488
Excuse me, do you have something against me, Sir?..
>The sad guy actually frowns for once as he watches his hard work be destroyed.
>>8695554
Okay! Focus Haruka! Don't eat your own inventory!
>The shopkeeping guy stares hungerly at the ice cream.
DAY 4!
Please don't do that to the old man.
Huh, maybe Sticky Fingaz found a fetish he likes after all.
Foxgirl Football League when?
>>8695613
Old man or not. Your even more guilty for your races crimes. You influenced the generations that now enact their devices upon the world.
>>8695430
Japari buns!
>>8695554
P-Perhaps I should invest in a pair of more terrain friendly sabatons.
>>8695613
>Astaroth seems to have fun, playing a darkness deck, until she finally realizes.
Wait? Why am I playing cards like some nerd, I have better stuff to do
>she leaves.
>>8695612
I'm well...a very busy person, sir. I'm not permitted such luxuries often. Oh, erhm...ever.
>>8695613
How childish!
>>8695579
I have more than one way to deal with your type.
> Goblin used Demon's Critical Love, Destroy Goblin Dropkick!
> -999999999 HP + Knockback!!
NIGHT 4!
Those UFOs are starting to become a problem. So is this peace.
>>8695554
>Ahri eagerly cracks open the first suitcase, only for a memory to come back to her.
"W-wait..."
>The second suitcase is opened.
"No... Not again."
>She prevents Spark from opening the last one, but it shudders and cracks.
"Please no..."
>The onslaught of tennis balls triggers her PTSD of the last time this happened.
>>8695603
I'd like to know more about this offer of yours.. What else can you tell me of it?
>>8695613
>Ahri throws the ball downwards, Preforming a victory dance much akin to belly dancing for a moment before falling over from exhaustion.
My heart hurts... That was exhilarating! Human sports are fun!
>>8695613
Real talk, that football event sucks.
>>8695613
Well that sucks.
I can't believe Hammer Morty is fucking dead
>>8695677
>she pokes the amorphous smile with a stick, it makes a disgusting sound
.
.
.
Cute...
>>8695677
Huh, look at all those people I killed for the good of the world. It almost brings tears to my eyes.
>>8695699
>Hammer Morty
You take that back right the fuck now.
>>8695731
HAMMER MORTY IS FUCKING DEAD ANON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xHW2zhJrYo
DAY 5!
Don't try to make your fanfiction a reality, Player. Please.
People just do not like Damon.
Great, you gave him motivation to kill everyone as fast as possible. Thanks, Sparks.
>>8695684
Eh, I didn't remove it when I mass-scaled back the code events because it has a bit of charming, over-the-top enthusiasm to it. I can probably rework it, though.
>>8695676
>She lets out a shrill, girly shriek as she's sent flying, kicking up a massive cloud of dust as she lands.
>After it settles, however...she can be seen standing back up, coughing and patting her dress down, evidently none the worse for wear.
Have you no manners...!?
>>8695760
I certainly have NO interest in such a thing!
>>8695760
That's real funny, but I'm sure I'd sooner rip that woman's throat out and stuff it with twigs.
I fucking hate Algebra.
>>8695613
Okay Miss! Stick those hands up, I'm not afraid to shoot you!
>The fun guy points the clear gun at her, the water inside moving around.
>>8695672
You should live your life to the fullest, that's what the doctors tell me anyway.
>The frail guy hides his face, secretly wiping any trace of sadness away. He pulls his hands away and shows a smile.
>>8695677
I've got another! Oh? Ah, you're all tired of them huh? Sorry.
>The apologetic guy just lies down to rest as well.
>>8695760
Whoa.. Even in all of this, I see flowers growing, how nice.
>The clumsy guy nearly crashes several times as he looks around.
>>8695760
Pfft. Like that'd ever happen!
>>8695677
You did? Well that's a thing....
>She leans over to War and whispers.
"What's a Ufo?"
>>8695767
So are you going to fight back yet or is my blade's next target your skull?
>tfw miss a game
Eh. Not much lost.
NIGHT 5!
Smart thinking, Damon. Fucking genius.
Huh, it looks like Player's living out another one of his fanfics.
Elly from Hell...y.
What changed your mind, Sticky Fingaz?
>>8695780
Wait until you get to Calc.
>>8695820
Don't worry, there's gonna be definitely one or two more hosts after this.
>>8695778
You may certainly try, miss. I don't hold any hard feelings about our differences in interests, however....
>>8695800
I am entirely happy as I am, sir. Believe me.
>>8695808
You certainly are strong...had I any other duty I'd certainly fight you just for it's own sake. However...
>She starts to float a few feet up in to the air, her free hand on her hip.
That isn't why I'm here.
>>8695647
Japari buns!
>Otto simply stares at her
...What's a Japari bun? I don't think I've ever come across something like this. Is it like a buttered croissant?
>>8695760
>Saber kicks down the door, emerging from the door doorway, sword in hand
I heard screaming! Please tell me where the dang-
...
>>8695837
>the door doorway
>>8695835
Wait wait wait wait wait...
>Thinks for a moment
Weren't you dead?
>>8695680
>>8695804
I'm glad you're asking! As you're probably aware, people have began to gather into factions for the upcoming war.
Knowing this, "We", demons, monsters, youkais, decided to unite under one banner. Better fight together than be divided into factions created by mankind.
We don't have any specific rule, anything non-human is free to rejoice (except for angels, fuck those guys seriously).
What's our goal? Oh mhh, the usual stuff, world domination and everything, not that it's going to be a tyranny for non-human, I personally don't hate them, but if they refuse to surrender, we'll have to do what we have to do.
>The word vanishes and a crimson pentagram appears on the scroll.
The Pandemonium. That's how we're called.
...
Interested?
>>8695829
If I must.
Spell Card: Death Sign: Ankou's Fury.
>>8695829
You've sealed your fate.
>>8695829
Your a worthless creature that only deserves to be used as fertilizer for the flowers to grow from.
>>8695830
>She holds a feather out and waves it up and down.
Whatever you say woman, shoo shoo animal.
>>8695829
Stop going to conspiracy theorist websites really... It's really tiring.
DAY 6!
I'm impressed, Anders.
Ahri apparently really did not like his nuke threat.
Too much succ and you get fucked.
>>8695865
Yo, that's metal as shit.
>>8695866
Kill yourself Aussa
>>8695829
It's..
>The shot guy is on the ground covering the bleeding hole in his chest with a hand and smiling through the pain.
It's alright.. I was having fun..
>>8695830
Then you're very lucky, not many people get that luxury unfortunately.
>The bittersweet guy just smiles and looks around.
Goodnight HG
>>8695830
If you think levitating is going to save you you're wrong, but it's clear you don't want to fight me.
> Goblin used Shrug.
> Goblin unequipped Knife.
Alright, later. I'm going to go pillage countless human villages and kill some innocent women and children to get my kick instead.
>>8695908
Goodnight anon
>Kissus
>>8695894
>The scroll seems joyful
"You bet it is!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8
DID seth hosted today?
also who is hosting next?
>>8695864
Y-You're right! How could I have forgotten!
>Otto lays on the ground and plays dead
...
...
I-Is this what you wanted?
>>8695894
What the fuck?!
Just because... with that slime thing.
For fuck's sake! Let me go!
>gets taken away by doctors
>>8695865
>One of Ahri's tails scratches at her chin for her as she considers this.
That does sound tempting. I don't have to sign in blood do I? I think I'll accept this proposal.
>>8695894
>Oh jesus.
>I'm with the host on this one.
>>8695894
Too bad you joined monochrome
NIGHT 6!
Gets lonely without the three other Horsemen.
The Player becomes the played.
Jesus hell, Ahri.
Considering she just got stung by your scorpion, my money's on Saber.
Anders killing a god.
Oh, good, the mirror's into loli. That's...great.
>>8695922
He was originally going to go before me, but because of Smackdown, I opted to first. I'm also watching Smackdown, but dual monitor supremacy. :^)
>>8695975
/shrug
>>8695934
I see no difference...
>nods head
Continue on.
>>8695981
Too bad your flash was down, or you could have dodged that. Guess thats another one for the books.
>>8695877
I am no mere animal, miss. There's no need for such disrespect.
>>8695894
I will keep my pace as it is, thank you.
>>8695909
But...why, miss? You don't truly seem so...heartless.
>>8695900
My apologies, sir.... I, erhm. Don't see this conversation ending well if it continues.
>>8695981
W-what's the meaning of this!?
>The power to throw scythes really, really, really well, and have them return like a boomerang.
>>8695952
>The scroll vanishes into a blue flame.
>The flame quickly grow into a brazier, from which Astaroth emerges.
>she claps her hands in delight
You made the right choice!
Ah ah! Oh don't worry about blood, we don't use such archaic methods anymore.
Just tell you're joining us here:
http://8ch*pl/yga/res/1.html#17 with your name and picture
Nice to meet you by the way... humm...
>she looks at her notes
Ahri, isn't it?
>>8696004
Are you saying I'm better off being dead than being alive? What kind of person would say that to another?
F E A S T B O Y S
And oh man, is it a bloody one. Only half of you come out alive.
>>8695981
>Ahri devours the girl's essence with a quick motion. After a cackling laugh, she turns to the other two.
>
>The only thing that is found of them is a couple smears of blood upon the floor.
>>8696028
Ahri, that is my name. Yes.
>She looks the blue demon over, her ears twitching.
Alright.
>>8696030
A terrible person of course! Do I need the emotions that make me 'human' to continue living?
>>8696048
It was a pleasure to make such a fine deal with you.
You can call me Astaroth by the way.
>>8696045
I don't even care for the girl, I only need to win...
Too bad this is the end.
DAY 7!
Loli Remover Anders is based.
Cats like shiny things, and women like shiny things. Not big surprise.
F I N A L T H R E E B O Y S
>>8696021
> Goblin used Mocking Laugh.
Jeeze. I've met plenty of people who aren't that sharp, but dear lord, you're just on another level on you.
What part of Demon Lord didn't you understand? I'm evil. I kill humans every day. Hundreds upon hundreds of them.
> Goblin used Great Goblin Shrug.
But hey, if you want to stand around knowing that letting me walk away means I decimate an entire village, be my guest. The less Heroes stepping in my way, the better.
>>8696057
You should have some emotions. Being kind and understanding towards each other is the only way we'll ever progress as humanity.
>>8696048
>>8695981
>He wheezes out a forced laugh.
I-I'VE BEEN EATEN! In-incredible.
>>8696021
>The confused guy looks up at the tall girl sadly.
Why's that..? Is it because you keep killing me, it's really fine.. I hear I don't have much time left anyway.
>>8696045
>>8696045
I am uncertain why I had to be dragged into such a fight, but if we must then I certainly will not back down.
NIGHT 7!
That's all she wrote.
>>8696141
What a lovely climax!
thanks for hosting!
CONGRATULATIONS SABER!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>8696101
But what is the point of progression? To become greater and greater until we cannot progress further? What then? We just go on past our limits? Then we aren't human anymore.
>>8696067
Astaroth? It's a pleasure to meet you as well. I hope I do not disappoint.
>>8696045
Whoa! Check this thing out!
>KABOOM
... O-oh...
>>8696084
...A giant, golden statue? Who would put such a thing he--
>Electrocution noises.
>>8696158
Good work saber.
But first, the placements.
>Post yfw Yin was literally an entry off from winning.
>>8696158
>>8696141
That last move was damn nice...
>claps
Good job.
Thank you for the game little goat
>>8696084
>Loli
B-But i'm grown up! older than anyone in here in fact!
>>8696171
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>Hate being off by 1
>>8696171
Pfff... That was a strange ride
>escaped from the asylum, riddled with surgeons.
>>8696165
Oh you won't and you don't. I saw you fight during the match, you strike me as really strong.
>>8696171
Thanks for hosting.
>>8696085
You sound as if you're simply resigned to that, rather than enjoying it. Like it or not, I simply don't have a choice. My mistress would be more than slightly annoyed at me shirking my duties. Mere humans pale in comparison to that. I can't encourage it, but...if it's what you want, I can't stop you.
>>8696104
And I'm a rather...busy woman...
>She fidgets awkwardly, looking away.
>>8696158
Congratulations, ma'am. And thank you for having us, sir.
>>8696158
Congratulations Miss, even if your finish was very gruesome, still good job!
>The celebrating guy turns to the goat host and bows while smiling and awkwardly rubbing his head.
And thank you! I had a lot of fun with everyone, I couldn't ask for anything more.
>>8696171
Thank you, small goat, for your game.
>>8696158
Congratulations!
>>8696171
>Congrats!
>Thanks for hosting
>>8696171
>A slightly annoyed-looking Poniko claps a few times.
>>8696158
Congratulations, ma'am! Thank you for hosting, small goat!
>>8696164
Yo-you're asking me questions I do not know the answer to. All I know is we should be compassionate and kind. That's how humans were raised to be, at least where I'm from. This place is as far from Lugnicia as you can get. You have cat girls wearing next to no clothes, looking like common street whores. You have demons that walk this place freely and without a care in the world, girls that wish to be worshiped like idols, men that look like girls and vice versa, and that's only the beginning of it! What in God's name even is this place anyway!?
>>8696198
>Ahri chortles, waving a hand dismissively.
Why thank you. I try.
>>8696171
Congrats. Thanks for tha show.
>>8696222
Checked
>>8696158
Congrats, a real warrior has finally won the game.
>>8696171
Thanks for hosting
>>8696171
>(Congrats and thanks for the game)
>>8696171
Thanks for hosting mate.
Ngw
>>8696171
thanks for hosting!
I am sincerely grateful for everyone's commendations. I found many of you were worthy opponents and I look forward to the day I see you claim victories of your own.
>>8696171
You have my gratitude as well. First for hosting this arena, and for allowing me to participate.
Kys Yuno
>>8696204
>The off guard guy frowns but catches himself and forces on a smile.
I understand, you can go about your business, I didn't mean to hold you up. I'm sorry.
>>8696171
Thanks for the fight.
Mind if I make an early thread for event announcements?
>>8696299
Go ahead!
Tell me to kill myself~
>>8696299
I don't mind
>>8696299
Sure.
>>8696305
Keep living
>>8696299
Go ahead