tf2g

why didnt anyone tell me that shaving your legs is hard
i spent like 2 hours on this

>>8664782
Do one pass with the grain to trim it, then against it to get smooth.
Or use Nair or something.

i woke up

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did I do good

yeah *gets a boner and opens mouth*

http://i.made.coffee/

nice *gets a cornet and opens cup*

Someone is going to have to explain these threads to me.

tfw humans hot coffee is inside you

um

tfw human ums to you

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human
come here

okay

*comes*

thank you for existing tf2g

damn you for existing tf2g

^^no problem
^rude

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>no cute girl to compare dicks with

>web sudoku

but
why

web me

>>8667590
step into my parlor

>no spider gf to web your asshole
speaking of which where can i get a cute choker?

>>8667680
*chokes you*
am i cute

>>8667691
i mean a leather one i can wear

>>8667696
does a leather choker symbolize anything

>>8667723
idk
they are cute
cute!

i think you can get a choker on ebay or amazon
and also post pics

amazon ones are not cute

boys are not cute

boys in leather chokers

i am not a boy

anonymous is a MAN

you're a man

literally whoman

*um**

i wish human had big nuts i could play with
** wish i could play with human's big nuts

do not sexualize the human

stop being jealous dotsy you had your chance

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>>8668221
>>8668331
fuck me, twice?

>>8668348
what

221 into 331

but 331 is 2 off so it wasnt even that close

my legs sting

is it because you shaved them

yes
what do females do to stop it

the trick anon, is to not mind that it hurts

do females live in constant physical pain
that isnt cute

no you just stop feeling it after some time of shaving

ps did you take a picture or let anyone see your shaven legs

no
why

does it look cute

maybe
do you want to see them

h*ck yes

*posts them*

*reacts*

*posts comment disguising jealousy*

you are not me

i am masturbating

why

It feels pleasant

prove it

*le thinking guy face*

grab your clit
and rub it

>>8671563
*touches your *****
*strokes it*
*makes you ***

he*...
thats not mastubating!
thats *a*!

someone on reddit called it ringing the devil's doorbell

>>8671686
but im doing the same thing you would do to yourself, its not *a*when you do it is it?
im just giving you a hand so you can relax a bit more
see
just close your eyes
dont you like how it feels

stop replying you FUCKS

>>8671923
but you are cute when you are angry :3

>>8671882
>sitting at my desk prolonging sleep due to overwhelming desire to k*** my**** with my dick damp in a cum encrusted shirt.
>shit posting in a general that will have absolutely no benefit, posting meaningless babble that ultimately leads to nothing
the supposed best years of my life are going to be spent staring at a computer screen hoping to get that very slight dopamine rush when i'm responded to by a handful of people.
i have nothing but a strong self hate and feel unable to do anything to benefit my situation
on top of that the depression that claws at my sanity due to the horrible people in my life and my own birth situation.
i hate every minute i'm here
i close my eyes hoping i won't wake up because of how much of a failure i am to the billions of ancestors that fought hard to carry on their genes into a worthless slump like myself
i live to work
when i'm not working i have to think about when i'm going back
i hate my job
i do extremely well at it but they treat me like shit,
my entire life feels like i'm constantly trying to get validation from other humans and i don't know how to change
to answer your question. no
i hate how this feels
and its my own fault for not doing anything
but i don't know what to do

>>8672121
perhaps you should take a walk in the woods and reflect about these things instead of staring at this computer screen distracting yourself from recognizing what you really want in life

or im just projecting

>>8672173
*unzips dick*

>>8672213
nice one

>>8672261
thanks i hate it

>>8672267
what do you think is wrong with it

i want to hug the depressed tf2g and tell her everything will be okay while petting her head

REPORTING IN THIS IS OFFICER COBRA PUT A ONE EIGHTY SEVEN CODE ON IMA NEED A SIDE OF BACON WITH THAT

but that is murder

is blushing really cute

blushing doesnt exist

are you sure

im somewhat sure
i wish blushing was more dramatic

i like your ****
*dramatically blushes* >////////////<

>i like your foot
what
please calm down maam i dont understand

* **** ** **** **** **** >///<

what do you mean

>>8678828
im >///< to say

dotsy isn't cute

>>8680420
are you cute

i am not dotsy

Heh

i like pleasure spiked with pain
and music is my air-o-plane

>>8667570
I'm used to the simple interface and I'm too autistic to try to get used to change

i did excersice yesterday
swipe up to subscribe

>14 posters
So this entire thread is about some guys replying to themselves? Sad!

its 4chan discord *d*ot

>discord
kys yourself

ventrilo?

i duckduckgoed it and mumble seems like the only decent option for a chat client with voice or something because its not a proprietary botnet like discord and ventrilo and teamspeak

ahh
steam voice chat!
right?

um

this fucking slut again

i made coffee

don't burn your benis with it

>>8686586

*sucks off the burn coffee*

i want to suck dotsy's ***** (blood)

i thought dotsy was unholy spec

¬

what do you mean

i thought she was unholy spec
you know
goul pet
d*ck grip
and anti sh*t post*ng bubble?

what do you mean

>>8689431

>>8689442

>>8686833
>>8686984

>>8689431

>>8686586

someone on tf2g said i cant stop thinking about dotsy

i woke up
my room is red

i drank sima

Oddball was innocent

>>8689964
the fuck is that
>>8690939
the fuck is this
>>8689828
who the fuck said that
>>8689848
why the fuck is it red

i can see the mostly full moon from my bed but i dont have an expensive camera i could take a legible picture of it with

i forgot to say nighty night cock suckers

*says it*

nio

xion

>>8693185
the photographer is more important than the camera
i think
you can take a picture with a shoebox with the right materials

JUST A DOG
LOOKING DARK
I AM ONE OF YOU

BLEH

i think i napped

>>8694378
there might be a limit to that

it looks like a smeary blob of light to my neglected phone camera (i dont have anything to clean it with)

it's so small too and you can't make out any details

phone cameras arent "bad in a good way"

there's another something in the sky but i dont know what it is

i remember dad saying things about star stuff and how there was an observatory or something we could go to but i dont think we ever did that

i used to associate astronomy stuff with the end of the world (i saw some doomsday documentary on tv about meteors hitting the earth when i was younger) and it would always make me not feel good in the gut-wrenching depressing way

end of the world lost credibility to me after it was postponed like several times (and i grew up) and nowadays it is "i will see it when i believe it" -me

nice blog
that will cost you twelve dollars

*thanks you*
oh

when are they going to invent dna modifications machines already
i want smooth black hair and pale clean skin and a nice voice and cuter face and i dont want any hair to grow anywhere except on my head and eyebrows
and the scientists could also fix other things in dna like removing the genes that are responsible for cancer development and mental illnesses like schizophrenia or depression and maybe even remove the genes that cause aging so you can stay young forever
aaaaa
hhhhh
i was born too soon
the world isnt perfect enough

kys yourself

i would rather have a dna machine do it for me

shut up *french kisses ^*

fuck off *punches number eight million six hundred and ninety seven thousand four hundred and sixty three in the stomach*

i want to finnish kys anonymous

i want to a finn

*coughs blood on your shirt and passes out in your arms*

you are not me

>>8697833
who

>>8697900
http://steamcommunity.com/id/180019213/

>>8697920
no i meant who is not you

>>8697996
anonymous

>>8698023
which one

v gay for human's big balls

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>>8664488
Post your favorite tf2 youtubers

dont

hey guys reddit here

dotsy isnt cute

tfw you'll never play with human's foreskin

>>8699885
i would but he stopped making tf2 videos ;(

who wants to be my little bitch

offer expired

>>8703433
human is cut

human is NOT cut
source my own eyes

prove it

*proves it*

sexuality is illegal

dub getters should be killed

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would you ride her y/n?

@No. 8706129
n but she could do it to me

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thats not how a horse works

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would you fuck the cute anime i made

n

would you me

n

>>8707065
are you cute

i just won a game because i made the winning team salty
emotions need nerfed

@No.8707270
what game

>@No.
why not

someone on reddit said that was a good joke

*thanks you*

*slaps your ass*

um

@8707296
awesomenauts
its like mobas for shitters

@8707663
i thought moba already is for shitters

rofl no

why not

>rofl no
rofl no

but its a side scroller

mobas have more indepth mechanics and complexity than any shooter ever had

that doesnt mean theyre hard
if your enemy is X, you buy Y thing
its not really complex

absolutely wrong and it just shows how little you know about the subject

@8707926
mobas take their variety from having the player memorize the abilities of dozens of heroes and what counters them. its basically a more complex game of pairs
team fps games take their variety from the skill of a player (reflexes, timing, aiming, game sense etc) and how well the players in a team can work together

>mobas are all about countering the enemy hero

Comparable to

>In fps, all you do is shoot the enemy

guys
its just a platformer i play for fun
fun!

"just shoot the enemy lol such a braindead game xd"

who are you quoting

dumb loser who cant aim

she never said such thing

^what are you her lawyer

what are you her prosecutor

i-is that a trick question?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk

>want plush
>its 50 bucks
fucccc

>want a toy
>its 50 bucks
fucccc

um

toys are for children

what are you straight?

are sex toys also for children

sex should be illegal

i have 3 dildos now

can you put one inside you right now

i could

kys

>>8709451

>>8707457

>>8709495
you are not me

not being you should be illegal

you are right

people who disagree with me should be killed

you are right

people who disagree with me should be killed

you are right

you are right

you're both gay
post your benises

you are right

i am not you and i should be illegal and killed

you are right

kill me with your skirt on

i don't have a skirt
i do have some big socks thou

you are not me

^^do you mean thigh high stockings
^will you kill me and ^^

yes!

^will you wear a cute skirt too

yea i got some thigh highs,
and a scarf
i might get a wig if i can find a cute choker

you are NOT me

i want to choke anonymous

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I'll never live up to my glory days

@8709745
get a skirt and post pictures of your ZR

>>8709799
zr?

>>8709823
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zettai_ry%C5%8Diki

oh

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>>8709858

update?
update!
fugging blue balled again its another tiny one

>>8710530
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising

I am not a cuck

i want to cuck dotsy

>>8710698
so you want to fuck dotsys boyfriend?

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dotsy (on the left)

so you dont actually want to cuck dotsy you want to dominate and fuck dotsy

anonymous is not me

>>8710739
you are not me

i am not them
and theres a dotsy (female) on the ground to the left

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remember when dotsy was islam?

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remember when dotsy wasnt retarded?

remember when i spanked humans butt

does runtime type checking really not align with typescript's design goals

i have these complicated interface type definitions but they're not too useful without a way to validate objects against them

rememeber when XD

^ no

remember when we hugged and kissed and you got a ***** immediately

dotsy is not cute

but are you cute number eight seven one six oh one

i meant number eight seven one three six oh one

dubs decides what to print off with my label printer

im gay

kys

cucked by dubsman

gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transsexuals should be cucked

human should be hugged

there is a max length to the text
if you make it too long ill have to make it tiny and then it wont be interesting

god dammit why did i get dubs

>>8716200
idiot now it wont be interesting

dicks <3

okay
8 makes the new text
no longer than twenty characters and no shorter than 5 characters

hello

im gonna put this label printer up my butt

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i figured out how to make the text small

>>8716968
cute :3
now do it >:3

i am not you
i cant put things up my butt

why not

>>8716828
>>8716968
>>8717031
kys

*kysses label printer anon* >///<

im not a big dumb slut and i dont like things in my butt other than my own poop

girls dont poop

uh

IM A NOBODY
IM A NOBODY
IM A ROTTEN THING
IM A NOBODY
IM A NOBODY
IM A ROTTEN THING
IM A NOBODY
IM A NOBODY
IM A ROTTEN THING
IM A NOBODY
IM A NOBODY
RAGH

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>>8718694
Did somebody say rotten?

i wanted to see if i could look at the cr*cked version of this stupid expensive program to see if i could apply it to the latest version of it

i used pirated ida to turn the cracked and non-cracked versions into asm files that i could put into a diff program to see what's different

the only thing changed in the cracked version was two (2) jz (jump if zero) instructions changed to jnz (jump if not zero) near the part that requests something from the developer mothership (probably checking if the license key is valid)

i found and changed them in the latest version (using ht) and [strikethrough]it didn't work[/strikethrough] i think it's working now with a new license key from the keygen that came with another torrent for an older version of the program (the new version wouldn't accept the license key that came with the cr*ck)

if i did the cr*ck right it should hopefully never realize it's not a real license key and let me keep using it

are you proud of me /b/

why not just buy the program

but there are 7 different license tiers from 35€ to 412€ and i dont even know which one has the features i use

i will sleep

people who sleep should be r*ped

rope me

*blushes*

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rope this
*post pic*

someone take care of my morning wood

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nah its better to not

delete penis

if i could i could be a cute girl

why the H*CK do i keep getting matched with brazilians
i H*TE being matched with brazilians

what game are you playing

a shitty game that keeps putting me with brazilians even though i told it to fuck off with that shit

are you still playing awesomenauts

h*ck brazilians

maybe you should get your friends to play with you

i tried that before
it was awful

i woke up

*pulls dick out of mouth*
g'day slut

um

thats right take all my um

i will try

god i love tf2g's with benefits

do you love me

>///<

id LOVE some coffee

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would you fuck my cute anime 2

you are not me

i would not

anonymous is not me

why not ;_;

kys

why would i fuck an anime
anime is for watching

i don't have an oc
i can't mfw

noob

what should it be

an anime with le twisted and dark personailty

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what if i go fur?

thats a horse person

animal ****ers should be killed

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you DON'T want to **** a horse?

thats not a horse
thats an abomination

okay

kill it

>>8725842
you are not me

>>8725847
anonymous is not me

>>8725854
you are not me

why would i do that
i want to **** him
**** his giant **** while **man ums

>>8725862
>>8725430

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what are some good anime drawing tutorials

someone on the internet said you should do normal drawing tutorials first

that was me

im not going to do that though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsUs9R3F-R8

not going to watch the whole thing but it seems relevant

can you draw me

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fine im gonna become van gogh first before i draw human getting mass penetrated by horse cocks

^of course

um

thats not me
:r

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>>8726411
how about this

>>8726540
that looks like that one red guy off space ghost coast to coast

>>8726552
you mean brak?

i have to pee

why