/sug/ - Steven Universe General Can't Keep Us Dead Edi

First.

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Nth for shittiest gem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XKXWrZ6Gfg&t=3m38s
If Ashly Burch's voice is not gonna be a lapidot fusion it's gonna be a wasted opportunity, honestly.

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>>8663666
Good morning

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>>8663666
huh

>>8667413
So we have to wait till the 24th to get new episodes?

>>8667564
no, this is just the homeworld related episodes from season 1 in a block

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>Stop worrying so much, senpai!

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>>8663666
Isaac Clarke as a townie when?

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i hate this stupid fucking show

>>8668082
>Do it for her.
>About getting over self-doubt
>Not about Pearls self doubt and teaching child soldiers.
Someone read that shit entirely wrong.

>>8669108
>Not about Pearls self doubt
Thought it was more about Pearl's self-delusion about being useful to Rose.

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Hi Again Everybody!

>>8663666
So what's y'alls expectations for the upcoming game?

>>8668082
>Don't be too shy to ask others for help. Number teamwork!

>>8669420
Hi!

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>>8669527
Hello how are you doing?

>>8669420
>>8669548
bolt is that you

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>>8669623
No.

>>8669548
I'm doing okay, how are you?

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>desire to marathon and talk about SU with someone
>no friends irl
>streaming online and chatting doesn't feel the same

Help me escape this abstract feel guys.

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>>8669704
I'm eating pancakes so great!

>>8669741
>pancakes
That sounds awesome, what kind are you eating?

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>>8669763
The white fluffy kind, with lots of syrup!

>>8669802
Great!

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>>8669814
Have you had breakfast? What did you have?

>>8669838
It wasn't anywhere near as grand. I just had some Eggo Waffles and some breakfast sausages.

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>>8669871
Was it good?

>>8669892
Yeah, it was pretty good.

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>>8669898
Then all's well. Any plans for the day?

>>8669936
I'm unsure right now, I don't have anything to do today.

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>>8669986
As long as you enjoy yourself then its a day well spent. You don't always need plans! My plan is to go to an aquarium!

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>An Ayy Lmao alien
>Part of a hero group called the "Pride Troopers"

Is Jiren the gay Lauren's final form?

>>8670013
That sounds cool. I hope you have fun at the aquarium.

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>>8670041
Thanks! I hope you have fun today too!

This show fucked up my sleep schedule, why am I like this?

>>8670070
Thank you

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>>8670197
I don't know anon, is this a problem for you? If so try taking a break from the show.

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post your OTP making love

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>>8670222
Your welcome!

>>8670197
Why your sleep is fucked or why did you let a show do this to you?

>>8670240
If I knew why would I ask?

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>>8670233
You didn't say it had to be SU.

>>8670257
Get some sleep anon.

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>>8670197
Try rescheduling around it. That's what I did.

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Have a nice day, anon.

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Bloople a cute

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>>8670349
Bloople a sweet!

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>>8670379
Yay bloople!

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>>8670390
Heh.

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>>8670411
Rescue when?

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>>8670430
soon

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>>8670430
Season 5? 6? That is most likely. We'll have to see!

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>>8670477
I hope!

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>>8670512
Hope on!

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>>8670554
I will!

I hope the designs for White and Pink Diamond are decent looking.

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>>8670565

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>>8670600
With the buildup we are getting it seems likely that its been in the works for a while. So I'm sure they will be!

>>8670633
I hope so, I guess I'll try to be as optimistic as you are here.

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Stuff like this is why pearl is my favorite!

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>>8669420
kill yourself

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>>8669716
kill yourself

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>>8670233
kill yourself

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>>8670751
Oh hello indexer! This is the first time you've 'you'd me!

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Indexer give me the images I'll post but bigger

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>>8670908
I haven't seen that one before, is it new? Or do I have a bad memory?

>>8666125

>lapidot fusion will happen before lapeven fusion

>lapis likes perisnot more then the one who freed her from her 1000 year prison

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>>8670952
New

>>8666125
well i hope whatever character she voices is a good one.
personal life aside, she isnt a bad actress

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>>8671142
Ok! Thanks.

>>8663666
OTHER LAST THREAD (since this current one was a mistake as it was a duplicate) here

Last Thread: >>8663591
Last Thread: >>8663591
Last Thread: >>8663591

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>>8671188
Your welcome

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>>8670822
kill yourself retard

>>8671190
Now lets be fair, that's because she has the most prickly problems:
>Garnets problems: I cannot be myself so long as I need to be leader
It has an easy solution, someone else becomes leader, bam.
>Amethysts problem: I wish I hadn't been born a manlet
Suck it up, life is shit and shit happens to everyone.
>Pearls problem: I was born as a sex slave with inbuilt subservient urges and a serious dependency issue hardcoded into my being, I then found someone who I thought loved me despite this, I gave my all for them, they then turned around and bailed on me to fuck a rock star hobo leaving me to pick up the pieces of my broken soul, knowing that without them I am entirely inadequate and leaving me without a Master, I also cannot bring myself to blame them for this because of my programming, forcing me to try and find someone else to pin it on.
That's a god damned complicated bit of bullshit to handle.

So someone said a while ago that there was a direct Easter egg in Rick and Morty saying something along the lines of "Don't expect a lesbian space rock woman to suddenly form" or something like that. Does anyone have an image or something that can show me this?

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>>8671257
I who's the writefreinds would show up, I want a fanfiction about pearl getting bloople to leave and join the CGs

Yo Indexer, sorry to be a nuisance, but do you happen to have a higher res image of this? I'm pretty damn sure I got it from an art thief and I cannot recall having found a source since.

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>>8671287
found it
it was on the rickstaverse

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>>8671095
That's a lie.

>>8671259
Thanks but, what about the one above that

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>>8671345
kill yourself

>>8671190
>For the first thing please read the thread as other people have explained why she's the leader better then I would.

Oh then its more easy.
Simply give the link to the post that explains it.

Pro Tip you can not!

Whole conversation
>Why is she a leader?
1:
>She is not rally a leader
2:
>pretends to have thing together

Garnet fag:
>OTHERS ALREADY EXPLAINED IT!

Where is this Garnet = Leader MEME coming from?

>>8666125
It's gonna be some one-off character we'll never see again, or MG, so again some shitty one-off character we'll never see again.

>>8671358
Thank you!

>>8671385
Thank you! Although I'm still a bit confused what's up with this fragment. It's clearly larger, but has quite some artifacts. Yet it looks too clean to have been upscaled I believe. Any idea?

>>8671429
There are NO one-off characters.

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>>8666125
I would like Ms. Pauling to voice a Lapis fusion, it could be fitting.

>>8671420
Please watch the show and understand its just how the show treats Garnet.

Otherwise, quit bringing this meme up, no one cares if you usurp a obvious archtype character from their archtype, the show is gonna do it anyway when Steven wants to take over.

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INDEXER MAKE MY IMAGE THICC GODDAMN IT

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>>8671454
Yeah yeah and there's no fucking filler and no antagonists too right Sugar? Kill yourself.

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>>8671472
> MAKE MY IMAGE THICC
what did he mean by this?

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>>8671384
I have to say excellent quality post.
>Garnet and how characters around her act towards her, why do you think Pearl or Amethyst would even listen to someone like Garnet if it WASN'T because they see her as leader
Great suggestion the only problem is that Pearl is completely broken.
And she + Garnet are the only original CG.
Amethyst is a child and ignorant of a lot of things also Amethyst breaks down a lot.
Not Pearls 24/7 broken however she breaks.

>>8671451
it's a pinterest upscale

>>8671477
There being "no one-off characters"' is a more objective fact than the others.

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>>8671464
>Please watch the show
Can you give specific episode names?
And scenes when she acts like leader?

Running into combat without explanation while the team musts join you makes you a leeroy jenkins not a leader.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLyOj_QD4a4

And if its so obvious why not explain it?
Its like this MEME is coming out of nowhere and if I ask questions some anon/s pretend like its obvious and don't actually answer any questions.

>>8671464
>>8671585
Talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity

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>>8671518
Oh I see, I'm just retarded then. Actually went and upscaled the image in gimp and was surprised how well this image is actually scalable without it looking weird to me. Thank you.

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>>8671585
This guy is way more understanding and actually watches the show >>8671498 follow his example.

>>8671594
You WISH i was that retarded.

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>>8671594
BOOM!

It's time for farts.

>>8671616
>>8671617
I know you're the same person because I am you and I'm talking to myself ;_;

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>>8671616
surprise.

>>8671477
Mystery girl was confirmed back at some q&a where they asked if the "pink haired girl" was coming back and a recording of a storyboarders room showed a poster of pearl and MG skating with the title "The show"
Shes coming back dumbass

>>8671640
Good to see you're baiting.
The show is gonna treat it's archtypes like they are.

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>>8671498
speaking of
>>8669108
Pearl was usurped as the suicidal blood knight by amethyst, probably because insurgent warfare is more her style than monster hunting and she wants to be there for Steven.

>>8671642
The MG plot is something so irrelevant to the main story that it could be held off indefinitely, especially consider how they've held off more major plot points until whenever they felt like it. There's a chance it'll have to wait for season 6.

>>8671642
Once to be a shitty annoying one-off character.

>>8671677
But shes not a one off.

>>8671642
>implying The Show wasn't a working title for LOoBC
Retard alert.

So any actual points.
From what I get is Garnet is the less broken of all the CG.
I don't think she is leadership material based only on her having less mental damage then the perma broken fuck slave and the ignorant earth made defect that has issues.

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Gems should be forward

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When will Steven go full Monster Hunter?

>>8671677
>>8671681
>>8671693
Secretly, mystery girl is a homeworld spy, sent by the Diamonds to spy on them by manipulating what the diamonds perceive as the weakest emotional link in the Crystal Gems.

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>>8671719
I don't think he has it in him

>>8671698
Yeah cause LOOBC had skating.
Dumbass it was a quality drawing for storyboarders,colored and framed in the fucking office
Thats a lot of work for a "working title"

>>8671701
The show treats her like the leader and there's no reason to doubt she is.

Your bait is only standing because you just say Pearl and Amethyst are retarded, but that's very weak.

You're just nitpicking one piece of bad writing from SU, the most poorly written thing in all of history.

Sorry they didn't teach you how to receive context in middle school but it's pretty obvious Garnet is the pseudo leader till Steven takes over.

Spoonfeeding you details about what she did that was leader-esc is just asking you to refute those as "lol she was just acting less retarded"

Please leave and don't bring up this meme again.

>>8671734
Pearl would definitely be the CG easiest to manipulate, though she's a manipulator herself.

>>8671750
It's called making fan art tardo

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Can you guys post those text edits of pearls pictures ? Theyre really hot

>>8671677
What retard wants her to return? She's irrelevant, ugly, and is a shitty Rose clone. Literally one of the most useless "character"s.

>>8671740
He can bag gems alive.

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>>8671265
He who thinks that Pearls are like robots who have programing in their heads and will fall in love with the first gem they see?
So the owner is the first gem a Pearl sees and therefore bonds for ever with the owner.
Since gems are everlasting there is no need for a deprogramming its permanent.

Every pearl thinks they are in love with their owner.
The fact is its a controlling mechanism.
This makes Pearls forever loyal.
If the owner dies a Pearl is shattered since they are incapable of existing without their owners.

Rose was the owner of the CG Pearl from the start before the rebellion.
Its like taking your phone with you.

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>>8671677
Steven and Pearl might have a falling out over the fact that there is no grand plan and Pearl might realize that there are things on the Earth worth pursuing just as much as a Glorious Ideology. Like pussy.

>>8671852
Seeing a gem truly acclimate to human life after thousands of years of just being an outsider would be very satisfying. I'm sure everyone would rather have the mandatory human half of the show be explored with the aid of gems, at least it can happen in this case.

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>>8671853
In that case I'd say whenever he is in the mental equivalent to in his 20s-30s.

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>>8671866
Its clear that this was,not roses intention in roses scabbard, she clearly tried to give her a choice, however if we are to believe that rose is pearls owner there is no way she would leave.

Too much Pearl, this thread is truly cursed.

>>8671894
No it sounds stupid and irrelevant. If you want Pearl fanfics go look at Ao3 or rewatch LOOBC for the eighth time.

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>>8671881
kill yourself

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>>8671936
i will enact my cleansing fire

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>>8671964

>>8671938
There are much, much more "stupid and irrelevant" things that they could do instead. See: half of season 4.

LOOOBC was exciting and well-relieved, unlike half of this season.

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>>8671970

my childhood friend I was on about yesterday
https://themidlandhunters.co.uk/2017/04/5-andy-field-24-of-farnham-surrey-chatlog-video-updates/

fucking andy field, i'm still shocked

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>>8671936
*not enough pearl

If Lapis was real I would literally marry her before anyone else did

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>>8671783
>The show treats her like the leader and there's no reason to doubt she is.
Ok name 3 scenes where she is a leader.
How about 2?
1?

She is around like all other gems nothing special.
Name one instance in the show where she is even implied to be the leader.

You can be a leader even if your team is completely broken on your own.
>Spoonfeeding you details about what she did that was leader-esc is just asking you to refute those as "lol she was just acting less retarded"
Actually the only point leader-garnet-fags can propose is
>She is less broken then the 2 other ones
And this is not a good argument.

Lets ignore other CG exist.
Lets judge garnet on her own.
Scene that disqualifies Garnet is her freezing over when she saw fusion monsters.
This woman in incapable of leading if she panics about things like this.

>>8671975
Oh you're that stupid Pearlfag that thinks MG is a good character. Good to know I'm conversing with a delusional retard.

Lil bit o poil

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>too much pearl
oh well, how about fusions then

>>8672003
gr9 b9 m9

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>>8672001
I would kill you and cuck your corpse.

>>8672008
You jump to calling people a name without actually refuting anything.

MG has potential, it's not there yet.

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>>8671981

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>>8672042

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>>8672048

>>8672003
Can't remember the episode name but there was a scene where amethyst says "she's the boss" pearl then says she just leads them on their mission objectives, which as amethyst points out, means "yeah, she's the boss."

>>8672020
She froze in a combat situation.
Ignore everyone else.
I'm not comparing her to any other character its Garnet alone.
She froze in a combat situation.

This is not even foot soldier material, not even dreaming of leadership.
Please provide examples where she was even implied to be the leader.

>>8672022
You don't understand the lengths I'm willing to go for her. I would let the diamonds kill humanity if it made her smile. You don't stand a chance kid.

>>8672061
>Replying to bait

>>8672031
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
Also you're a retarded hypocrite kek

>>8671964
This is even more cursed.

>>8672065
gr8 b8 m8

>>8672070
Oops.

>>8672061
What was the episode about?

>>8672001
She would love me more.

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>>8672068
You've already lost cuck. Boom you're fucking dead and I win.

>>8672092
Can't remember exactly, it was awhile ago, ill look it up.

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>>8672089
If you have no counter points spam the meaningless
>gr8 b8 m8
MEME

>>8672131
gr8 b8 m8

>>8672139
These MEME is wrong, you know XD.

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Requests?

>>8672157
Alexandrite holding a giant ass globe, like Altas holding up the Earth in old mythology.

>>8672157
Jasper gropes Sapphire's booty

>>8672157
An explanation for the weird bullshit that is /sug/.

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>>8672157
This with amethyst and jasper

>>8672157
Lapis eating a whole watermelon whole.

>>8672048
What orifice is she producing fluid from, dare I ask?

>>8672157
Rick Sanchez and Pearl blowing shit up while piss ass drunk.

>>8672166
Noice, second.

>>8672075
What point did you make that I did not refute?

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>>8672157
Pearl in a storage cabinet.

Back on subject another Garnet fuck up is her fucking up Stevens relationship by fucking up a phone call.

She fucked it up with future vision and in a monotone robotic voice.
Not a leader by any stretch of the imagination.

>>8672212
gr8 b8 m8

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>>8663666
im gonna play some CS:GO

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>all this shit talk about garnet not being a leader
shes the leader wether you like it or not. call it bad writing but the show, as it is right now, shes the le ader of the CGS for being the least fucked up of them (until peridot came along but like hell shes gonna be the leader)

>>8672157
Pearl and MG's child.

>>8672212
>taking a one-time gag seriously

Holy fuck autism

>>8672157
bloople and pearl hugging

>>8672157
jaspers pearl

>>8672237
Girls can't have children with other girls

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>>8672218
You are so funny X'D spaming the same unfunny meme.
I can out class you.

>>8672252
gr8 b8 m8

>>8672250
Pearl can shapeshift in the name of getting laid.

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>>8672190
her delicious boobs of course

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i love her so much

>>8672237
just draw a piece of shit

>>8672315
Ah, I thought it was futa.
Now it's fappable, boobs are great.

New episodes when? The silence from CN is deafening right now.

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>>8672185
I read your request wrong

>>8672279
Rose could have Steven because she was a walking medical lab and presumably he's a genetic clone of Greg with a gem bunged in and maybe a few mutations to help with the gem powers thing. Pearl would presumably be the kind of dyke cuck you see in IRL female same-sex couples that have children when the first one to have a go is the only one young enough to conceive or ends up with a multiple pregnancy and that's their lot.

If I had a baby with my waifu I'm pretty sure it would be able to kick Steven's ass because Steven is a faggot and Greg is an absolute beta of a man.

>>8672397
Would Pearl bear Steven for Rose if given the choice?

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she is so cute

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>>8672235
Good post
>shes the leader wether you like it or not. call it bad writing but the show
So you are not basing you opinion on things that are actually in the show. interesting.
>least fucked up of them
This dose not really make her a leader.

>>8672239
Another great example of Garnet fucking up is Sardonyx.
After Pearl is cough and reveled to have tricked Garnet she can not dale with it.

So a subordinate lies to you, you know what you do?
You take them and have a talk with them to discipline them and tell them its not acceptable to basically do what is equal to calling them because you like to hang out.

So what is Garnets reaction.
Closing herself of = more dangerous for the team.
Not immediately fusing if you are in a death trap = extremely dangerous.
Needing to have a pet talk before you finally agree to fuse = ultra incompetent and stupid.

The whole
>we must make this show about broken people and relationships
Is the biggest problem.

What bad did Pearl do?
She did not rape Garnet.
Garnet did have fun.
All Pearl did was divert resources to the pointless smashing of the tower bad however nothing worthy of acting like you got raped.
Garnet made a scene about nothing!
Acted passivity aggressively endangered the team in the days after.

You know fabricating a reason to fuse is equal to calling the people you know under the lie that you are getting death threats and it turns out that you only wanted their company.
The worst thing you did is you wasting their time.

All a leader and this included real life McDonald managers would simply tell the subordinate to stop doing things that wast the time of the team and scorn them for it.
Maybe explain why they are bad.

This is the difference between real leader and not.
Any Star Trek captain would have dealer with this situation correctly and they did a lot of times.
Garnet confirmed for not a leader.

>>8672440
>would Pearl die for Rose?
Yes, and she has.

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>>8671894
Trying to write something like that now. We'll see if it pans out at all.

>>8671321
>I who's the writefreinds would show up

What

>>8672523
gr8 b8 m8

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
FUCK MY ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

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>>8672523
stop blogposting

>>8672523
Yeah Garnet is garbage.

>>8672523
>Good post.So you are not basing you opinion on things that are actually in the show. interesting.
i dont know if that was a sarcasm or a compliment

>>8672523
>He's never seen the show
Truly pathetic setting up bait when you've obviously never actually paid attention to the characters of the show and their intended places in said show. Picard would be disappointed in you masturbater.

>>8672559
I do my posts how I like my Star Trek.
Extremely long and detailed.

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>>8672530

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>>8672584
*sarcasm not a sarcasm
my bad.heres a vidalia

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>>8672596
kek

>>8672596
And filled with fictional terms

;)

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>>8672537
Still going along with it? Good to hear. Another anon is supposed to be writing a jaspearl fic but they haven't given in a update in a couple days.

>>8672611
Reminder that Sour Cream was conceived in Greg's van

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Did you in fact have a nice day, anon?

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>>8672596
>and boring

>>8672523
Even besides personal betrayal, Pearl shattered thousands of years worth of trust between them, and risked the fate of the planet they've worked so hard to protect. I wish Garnet summoned her gauntlet and caved her lightskull in.

>>8672584
I'm only saying that if you imply that garnet is badly written you have to conclude that you are not basing most if not all of her character from non canon sources.
>>8672631
What can I say, if the show did info dump by giving a exposition on how the diamond empire star map looks or give more gem technology I say its a improvement.
Instead we get shit episodes with onion and not having Pearl/Peridot giving Steven a lecture on how gem tech/society works/looks.
This is desperately needed and this strange charade of the CG hiding info from Steven looks bad.

>>8672703
It's been okay so far, can't really complain.

>>8672704
Why are all the "superior" gems and gem versions thicc and meaty?

>>8672730
probably because all the superior gems weve seen are thicc and meaty

>>8672730
Less compact, not unlike old versus new technology.

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>>8672640
Yeah it's slow going because I'm usually tuckered out after work but I think I can bust out enough to at least post pretty soon.

pearl has big feet

>>8672157
All the pearls talking with each other. If not then just draw a gem.

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>>8672249

>>8672714
Reminder that the Crystal Gems are not a disciplined battle group, they're roomies / an occasionally dysfunctional family.
They're a mentally deranged retired terrorist, an eloped interracial couple and a failed military experiment living together as refugees with their wife's son on a planet filled with reminders of their most spectacular past failure, which they literally regularly battle.

The worst thing opal forgets is how to smile.

>>8672711
And Garnet did not discipline her.
Not having talk like
>AAaawww shit why did you do this?
>You know we needed to catch a enemy not fuck around.

Or
>This was completely unprofessional.
>We are on a mission not wasting time!
>You diverted resources on this.
Or
>WTF did you do you retarded cunt!
>WE need to do shit!
[after Pearl builds the new tracking system to make up for her shit]
>Cool however I still will not trust you.
>Remember you are a unreliable asset
>This trust is not coming back
[after getting trapped]
>Aw crap we need to fuse
>Ok Pearl its fusion time

See that Garnet did non of these things.
Not a leader.

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>>8672716
I'm glad, anon. You deserve to have nice days.

>>8672810
I'm looking forward to it!

>>8672875
Forced meme is forced meme

>>8671894
The crew have attempted to add the gems to these townies, i.e rocknaldo, restaurant wars. But they don't add anything to the plot of the episode. I'd like too see the gems really engage with them, help them out with issues ect.

>Ruby and Sapphire help Jaime with his play
>Peridot helping Jenny with a science fair project
(or just doing everything for her)
>Lapis going to a party she was invited to by the cool kids
>Pearl and MG going on a cute/"disastrous" date together

>>8672869
>Reminder that the Crystal Gems are not a disciplined battle group, they're roomies / an occasionally dysfunctional family
Absolute truth!
They are written to be like some family/dudes that hang out.
They look equal and don't seam to have actual leaders.

We can joke they are some lesbian equality collective however this is exactly how they function.
They have no superior or leaders and if one fucks up the others can not pull rank.

>>8672892
Thanks Roseposter. You too.

>>8672875
You are wasting your time.
Aside from muh rape, muh fusion you're not going to get something more out of Garnet

>>8672157
Lapis (nearly) drowns the Cool Kids

>>8672910
The first suggestion sounds extremely awkward.
How would it be pulled off?

What if Steven gave Blue Diamond a Pepsi?

>>8672953
Then the other Anon is right. Neither Garnet or any CG is a leader.
Garnet is trying to fill a hole after Rose death, but if it's up to her, she would let someone like Bismuth take the leader role

>>8672995
It would be extremely painful.

>>8672958
This is exactly my point.
I literally have no idea how people can argue that Garnet is a leader.
So is everyone who disagrees a massive Garnet fag?

Its not in the show and the delusion squad argues that it is without giving evidence while there are massive amounts of evidence Garnet is not a leader.

These people simply pretend like its obvious while its not.

>>8668082
>Stop worrying do much, f.a.m!
>senpai

>>8672995
As long is not a Crystal Pepsi

>>8672992
Ruby and Sapphire act some romantic play together, but yeah it does sound very awkward.

>>8673026
My interpretation is that all CG are equals.
I think its obvious especially if you contras it with the diamonds who demand salutes and have superiors like in the zoo.

Man, you guys must really hate the show to just aggressively hate all the gems like this.

>>8673035
I remember Ian calling Garnet the leader of the crystal gems at SDCC '16.

>>8672995
The carbonation would freak her out and it would foam out of her mouth.


sexually

>>8672865
poor jaspearl
thanks bud

>>8673035
I'd argue that Garnet's certainly the most mature and "adult" of the whole group, but yes, she never really acts like a typical leader, and is more prone to just giving advice than orders.

>>8673053
Underrated

>>8673067
Worship your favorite and stamp the rest into the mud, more like.

>>8673035
shes leader by name.its not like the CGS are like a super team of defenders nowadays.they are just a fucked up family who loves each other.
hell they dont even fight the bad guys or monsters anymore.they just slack off and live life

Garnet's a leader senpai, no need to samefag.

>>8673035
Garnet's more the Harbinger of the companions, and Rose is Ysgramor.
Makes sense, yeah? Harbingers just offer advice, while Rose was the commander.

>>8673035
Amythst literally claims that Garnet is the leader to Pearl in one of the early episodes.

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>>8672865
>>8673080
Fixed the line going through the hair

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>>8672246
>>8672852
Is this one from a few days ago close enough?

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>>8673111
There's too much emphasis being place on the very title of "leader".

You're right, they're ragtag, not a uniform army. They've shed castes too.

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>Has her shit together
>Doesn't waste her time in signing or crying
>Doesn't bother with fusion, enhancers or weapons
>She's green
>Most of her time is doing productive things
>Not a jobber
>The only gem aside from Rose who actually dishonored a Diamond
>Killed Jasper
>Has poofed only once in her life
>Steven loves her

We all know who's the actual leader of the Crystal Gems.

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>>8673074
Yeah, well, he would, wouldn't he

>>8673234
>The only gem aside from Rose who actually dishonored a Diamond
Other than also Garnet, Pearl, and all the other traitors

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>>8673234
ye

>>8673270
i think he/she says "dishonored" as in calling her a clod right to her face

>>8673270
Ruby has the death sentence on twelve systems

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>>8673234
She doesn't do any of those things because she's currently being a blight on the show with the other one in the supremely lame barn sidelining situation.

She could've been great (again)

Will we ever see a gem shattered on screen? I have a feeling Navy will suffer this.

>>8673270
Ruby and Sapphire fused by accident, they didn't wanted to actually bother BD
Pearl was probably a Diamond gem
Rose killed one
Peridot referred to her as the lowest of all rocks in YD face

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My Diamond, may I please have some [spoiler] some episodes that aren't fucking filler[/spoiler] please?

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If Lapis was the leader she would demand Steven wear skimpy and cute outfits for now on.
He is the mascot after all.

>>8673386
The other gems were shaking in their boots and paralyzed when YD was coming on-screen, too.

>>8673391
nice meme

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>>8672611
kill yourself

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>>8672704
kill yourself

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How do we fix her?

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>>8673440
Thank you

>>8673396
>Lapis realise her could destroy and rule this planet with a fingertip.
>Makes a coup and the CG doesn't bother as their would lose like the last time
>Reclaims the Sea spire as her throne
>Calls herself Bluest Diamond
>Gets Steven as her pearl

If Steven met Blue Diamond do you think they would get along? Before and after Steven told Blue whom his mother was.

>>8673504
>could Steven get along with X
If theres something Steven truly excels at, it's that and diffusing situations. Even Jasper, if only he had tried aside from last minute.

>>8673530
Except for Kevin

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Is Steven the team mascot?

I wish peridot was barefoot.

>>8673504
As long as she doesn't see his gem then sure

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>>8673477
give her some badass moments and good comedy

>>8673648
>>8673504
do you think enough hw torture would "break" steven into admitting he is rose quartz?

>>8673628
Of course.

imagine jasper

>>8673698
Does he need to admit anything when his gem is a shirt lift away?

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>Oh boy, I sure hope no one rapes me today.

>>8673757
Well he would be very vocal, is saying he is not his mother at first. I imagine most of HW would be as retarded as Jasper and assume he is Rose.

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>>8673777
Lapis is busy right now.

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>>8673777
You say that like it's not common.

>>8673778
Jasper is retarded for a lot of things, but thinking Steven is Rose isn't one of them.

These threads give me bad Déjà Vu. I come here, I post, I work, I sleep, I eat. Something isn't right.

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>>8673886
You need to eat more

>>8673886
Play a game, but then again, you knew I'd say that.

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>>8673886
No two things are the same, anon! Don't worry about it! Everything's Fi ne.

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>>8673886
Try something new! Get out of the loop!

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I love Pearl

>>8673933
>>8673986
Hmm...

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>>8674018
Me too.

>>8674034
Who the fuck is that?

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>>8674023
Yes?

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>>8673886
Are we talking "ANON-KUN DENWA" levels here?

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>>8673933
fucking hell she's so cute here.

Mr Greg too, why is she so good?

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>>8674071
Pearl. I mean its kinda obvious heh.

>>8674086
>Liking Bobblehead Pearl
Neck yourself

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>>8674086
I know! She has a lot of cute expressions!

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>>8674093
bobblehead episodes are the norm now anon

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>>8673391
seriously though, rescue when?

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Am I dead? I did not expect the pearly gates to look like this

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>>8674134
Saved! Thanks anon!

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>>8674138
patience anon, patience