ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite shitmon? U

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>>8654945
No, stop this.

>>8654961
gengy

>>8654961
sniffs

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>>8654961
Gengy

>>8654961
Pick a pikaclone. Any pikaclone.

>>8654945
>atomize

>>8654983
shoo noodles

weed

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>>8654839
idk man normally im the one getting bedded
im headed to mauville though so like
feel free to join me or whatever

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>>8654980
>>8654983
y tho

>>8655023
shotmon

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>>8654961
I don't have one. they are all awesome.

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>>8655023
>resurrect

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>>8655023
>Reassuring squint.
>...Do...not...listen...to...them,..we...appreciate...you...

>Reassuring moonrock sounds.
>Yes, I agree.

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>>8654961
There are no Pokemon that are inherently "Shit", unless you choose to view Pokemon only from a battle viewpoint, in which case I question your views on Pokemon regardless.
>>8654859
Well, I shall fill out the documents. They will require me to have a Pokeball registered to you, but I won't force you to go in it more than once. Is there a specific ball you would like?

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>>8654945
Ha! You failed!
>Alolaize

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>>8654961
Hey! Don't talk to me or my fifty pidgeys ever again.

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>>8655022
One step ahead of you, Hyacinth. I am already there.

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>Alolaize

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>>8655116
thanks, I have been wanting a new shirt

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>>8654961
me
i always lose, so that would be apropiate for me

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>>8655166
haha what
dude
howd you know my middle name
>Roll for how long it takes to get to Mauville

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>>8655043
..... Scatterbug.

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>>8655226
I've got some advice for you. You'll be in a hard place soon, don't get yourself in a slump before that.
>>8655279
Internet.

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>>8655332
isn't that great, i hope i don't screw up between at that time

dave fuck the psychic already

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>>8655332
fair enough man
you gotta team or what

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>>8655332
>>8655279
>>8655315
>become straight

>>8655538
You monster.

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>>8655517
anon i legit just met hi
>>8655538
.....
>>8655517
anon just wait until i get there jfc
gotta reassert my gayness

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>>8655538
How can I become straight if I'm already straight?!

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>>8655538
>Sludge Wave

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>>8655404
I'm sure you won't.
>>8655523
No, I wear stuck the key stone in a button for decoration. Of course I do.
>>8655538
Yes. An order of Rocket Pizza to Oak's lab in Pallet Town.
Yes. Yes.
I can pay for two hundred pizzas.
Thank you.

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>>8655538
i peench
>peench

>>8655633
>faildubs
>oh shit, that's not Sludge Wave, it's weedkiller
>on my face

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>>8655572
>>8655585
>>8655604
>>8655633
>>8655654
>>8655656
just having a chuckle my boy.
no need to get your bones riled up and go skittering around to prove yourselves, whatever your noodle prefers is none of my business.
but I do say I am sniffing in laughter.

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>Roll to wake up

>>8655711
>can't wake up

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>>8655711
>wake up inside

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>>8655711
>Attach self to head
>Sluurp

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>>8655711
...
>Smacc.

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>>8655711
>Splet

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>>8654961
I am....

>>8655693
Oak stop! You're 4th wall breaking is tearing down the Bones of reality, down to the Bricks and motar. There's no time for Chuckles here! I'm not feeling Gladi about what's happening here, not even a Ray of joy. I'm gonna Slash you with a Lasier if this Stream(bro) of madness doesn't stop.

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>>8655654
uh huh okay snarkosuchus
whats your team
>>8655693
oh yeah
>splash with the gay conversion water

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how was everyone's day?
work was alright, and daigo, my tyrunt is starting to warm up to the others
it's alright

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>>8655812
>tfw you aren't apart of the wall breaking pun

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>>8655711
>goo

>>8655831
You were in a ton of them and I didn't get mentioned once, work with me here man.

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>>8655777
>777
>Why do I do these things to myself
>Why am I like this
>Payday: applied to fishtol

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>>8655693
...ok.
>>8655813
Ampharos, Gigalith, Togekiss, Rotom, Sigilyph and Altaria. Level sixty.
Sadly I am not cool enough for level 100s.
>>8655827
Been good so far, I made a new friend.

>>8655812
Bet you can't use every Rpers name

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>>8655861
(Just teasing, m8)
>>8655899
aight
im just guessing you got a mega
is it ampharos or altaria

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>>8655813
>deflects gay water with a red hot curling iron
one nipple flambe coming up

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>>8655899
well, good to hear kid

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>>8655711
>Real deep slumber

>>8655749
>Can't wake up

>>8655761
>Succ
>Still sleep

>>8655763
>Smacced
>At this rate he will go from sleep to faint

>>8655777
>Spletted hard enough to wake up
Owww....heh

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>>8655941
Decline to answer.
Why don't you tell me more about yourself?
>>8655973
I don't see this ending well.
>>8656020
>Kid.
Oh yes. All of my parents are dead, may I have some money, sir? The streets are so cold.

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>>8655855
>Touch goo.
You okay?
>>8656032
...Are you okay?
>Touch new buff Gask arm.
...Nice.

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>>8656032
>sleep

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>>8656042
aight
whaddya wanna know du
>>8655973
>GIRLY SHRIEK
OH SHIT
>Attempt to stab Oak with sord

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>>8656073
i'm doing good, i don't really know how i got separated from my gel, but now i'm fine
>>8656032
>slap with goo hand to wake him up

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>>8655315
What's a scatterbug? Sounds like a sick pokemon to me.

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>>8655855
Heh.... whos the jelly baby?

>>8656073
Better than ever, boss.

>>8656085
>Rest PP: 0

>>8655929
...Fug, now I gotta do it. YOU DARE QUESTION MY MASTERY OVER BAD PUNS?


Alright you little shit, you better just Skitter on off, because make no Bones about it there will be nothing to Chuckles about when I'm finished Slashing this thing apart. I'm not the Bork-ing here, you'll have to grab a bigger sword than Zorro to stop my Lasier-point puns from going the Distance. Just go jump in a Stream, bro, because I'm going to drop you like a bag of Bricks until you Croag. I'm pure goddamn Greevil, and there's no Buddy that can help you when I Wish for Mastery over your life. Don't think you can be Sneaky and Noodle out of this champ, because you don't have a Ray of hope. When your on the ground Sniff-ling and Turt-ally defeated, begging for the puns to stop, I'll have no response for you but to Type Memes. You'll be so dead you'll turn into a Gaygar, not even your Pokewaifu will be safe from my nameing gags. You'll be nothing but a Smear(gle) of sorrow and lazy jokes when I'm done. Salvador -Panelo- couldn't get you out of this. You better just roll up in a (b)orb and accept it.

And I suppressed all memories of Emrys after the first time I met him, so he doesn't get mentioned.

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... would it still be gay if I said "no homo" afterwards?
>>8656173
It's a bug. A caterpillar.

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>>8656102
great you got blood on my coat, and that was my favourite coat.
>changes into an identical coat

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>>8655315
Wrong answer.
Find any candy yet?

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>>8656174
ne?
i'm nirie', you are gask right?

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>>8656212
>throws a brick shaped clump of rare candies

>>8656188
I was hard as Diamond when I typed that, but then I realized I forgot the people that aren't in Discord. Now I'm just Gladi I didn't fuck it up worse.

>>8656188
>The madman actually did it
Screencap that shit rn.

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>>8656135
>Already awake
>Now gooed
Why, eh?

>>8656243
Heh, that's me.

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>>8656290
i thought you were still sleeping, sorry 'bout that

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>>8656042
huh, that seems like a scam but what will you do with that money?

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>>8656339
>equip notepad
>baby thing: unable to judge sleeping; gooey; further examination needed - avoid sleeping on or leaving degreaser in the immediant area of
>unequip

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>>8656102
Is this a normal part of your life?
>>8656376
It was a joke. I don't need your money.
Don't let weirdos manipulate you.

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>>8656212
Nooooope. Still don't have any. Got this though.
>Pearl tosses Fynx a thing of gum

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>>8656421
good because i don't have anything right now, my paycheck didn't arrive yet

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>>8656393
hey, you are friends with them right?
who are you?
and it was an accident

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>>8656174
Nice.
>>8656339
>>8656393
>>8656518
>Watch team members be weird.

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>training hard
>whilst holding egg.

Hahaha. This is some good stuff.

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>>8656421
ye
daily nipple assassination attempts
fuckin sucks
aight im headed to the gym now
guess ill like
chill with you after i kick this guys ass or something
got a place you want me to meet you at or what

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>>8656518
I am Alcock! Grand Lord Arch-Curator of a Totally Real and Legitimate Museum!

>equip notepad
>Talk to advertising team about more outreach programs to fetus aloe things.
>Also: get an advertising team
>un-equip.

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>>8656595
i peench
>peench notepad

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>>8656556
yum, scrambled eggs are my favorite

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>>8656393
Heh heh, that's just most of my day.

>>8656547
Any plans today, Boss?

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>>8656556
Told ya, carrying around an egg is EGG-scellent!
>>8656615
But... Why...
>He looks like he's about to cry

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>>8656633
I was gonna tidy up the boat mostly! We need a plan for getting that engine...

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>>8656595
Well hello alcock, i'm nirie
and what are you writing on your notebook, something about me?
>stare at seaweed

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>>8656608
.
..
...
But why.

>>8656633
>notepad: equipped
>mudbeast likes naps. Offer pillows as sign of non-aggression
>unequip

>>8656761
Theft.

>>8656790
Notes. Notes about everything. You included. Some information good, some information bad. Mostly bad. Almost entirely bad.

>equip notepad
>aloe vera fetus has seen into the depths of my soul
>I fear for the safety of the younglings.
>wait, I have no younglings
>what am I even talking about
>unequip

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>>8656436
What's this? This isn't candy?!
>getting testy from withdraw.
Come on man!

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>>8656490
And you don't battle for money why?
>>8656591
I think I'll just follow you around like some kind of homosexual guardian angel.

>On the brink of a very possible 3rd world war
>You people just keep role playing like it's nobody's business
(How do you do it? How can so many live happily in ignorance? )

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>>8656761
>Fishtol: splet bag of money at eelface
Will this work?

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>>8656934
(I'm not ignorant of it. I use roleplaying as a way to cope with my problems by offering a distraction. I'd probably end up killing myself otherwise.)
>>8656910
haha alright dude
you can be my angel bb
..... where the hell is this gym
fugging trumpets and their shitty maps

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>>8656869
Theft!
>>8656964
...Maaaaaaybe?
>Grab cashola.

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>>8656761
Heh, I still want to trick the humans into repairing it for us.

>>8656869
Bad, heh?

>>8656934
(By being safe in my filthy third world country)

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>>8656904
I don't have any candy, you ate it all!
>He holds the bag to his chest
Come on right back at you! I was gonna give those to Dia!

>>8656934
(Zero ignorance here my dude. Doing this keeps me from being consumed by self-loathing, overwhelming feelings of inadequacy, and constant crippling anxiety)

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>>8656869
i peench
>peench notepad
>run off with it

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>>8656934
(Shitpost to keep the pain away. Besides this is my first real character here.)
>>8657007
I'll make sure to not disappoint.
Down this street and to the left.

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>>8656934
(stop overeacting nerd)
(You doomday sayers always find a new thing to yell "da world is ending" about)
>>8657041
>grope crotch

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>>8657041
Yeah what about that?
>lunge at bag
I need it more than he does!

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>>8657037
Only sometimes bad. Some meaning all in this case. Most cases actually.

>>8657060
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8657007
>Not wanting to live in a dank nuclear wasteland
>what am I saying it's going to be shit
>>8657037
(Which one? Tell me your secrets)

>>8657045
(Now that I understand)

>>8657074
(Keep it up. Whatever helps, helps)

>>8657080
(Because it's going to happen. Maybe not soon enough)

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>>8657080
.--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- / -. --- - / - --- ..- -.-. .... / -- -.-- / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. .----. ... / -... . -.. / ..-. .-. .. . -. -..
>power up punch him right in the dick

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>>8657021
Some cat threw it at me.
Where are we even gonna find an engine for this again?

>>8656934
(too busy being gay to worry about missiles landing in my back yard.)

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>>8657080
>>8657208
>scream like he's been shot
WHY
>>8657104
NO YOU DON'T, THEY AREN'T EVEN THE CANDIES YOU'RE THINKING OF!
>Play keep away with the bag

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>>8657037
That is a cool idea!!
>>8656934
(By ignoring it with rp.)
>>8657212
Hm.
Down at the shipyard over there!
>Point to Slateport.

>>8656934
(If it happens, it happens. Not unaware, just don't care. I'm not doing anything productive with my life anyway.)
(PAR is nice to watch though, although I rarely play.)

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>>8656869
Okay, sometime is good to keep notes about stuff and people
>roll to see alcock's soul

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>>8657208
jokes on you, I lost my testicles in back in the great wars
>>8657248
>give tootsie pop
your ekans is nice and healthy, if a bit undersized
>>8657194
(no, its not gonna happen, people have been saying the worlds going to end for like over 200 years)
(now KYS)

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>>8657248
>lunge at the bag again
You lie! I really need it!

>>8657302
>Where you would expect a soul to be, you see only a massive inferiority complex and an unhealthy enjoyment of hugs.
>Dude's got some serious self-esteem issues, real talk

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>>8657074
yeah im sure youll be fine dude
to the gym
>down the street and to the left
>now we wait for sb or brock to make the gym on pokemon showdown

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>>8657378
>hug he seaweed

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>>8657263
..Right!
Right.
>Fishtolsquints: activate
I don't see any boats like ours though..

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>>8657346
Whyyy... Just. Shoo. Out.
>>8657366
AAAAH! NO YOU DON'T!! THESE ARE MY "WOO DIA" CANDIES! GIT OFF!
>Attempt to shake the fox off of the bag

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>>8657435
Eeep
>hug talking orb monster

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>>8657173
peench
>dig a new hole and hide in there with the notebook

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>>8657173
Heh

>>8657263
Heh he, we need to get them to pull the ship in with the other ships, heh

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>>8657435
>>8657470
>Hug orb and seaweed.
>>8657458
Yeaaah hmmm...
>>8657523
Sounds good to me!
Then we kill them and steal it back?

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>>8657460
>try to hold on
>flinged off against the wall
owwww.. Come on I really have to have it!
>ready to lunge again

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>>8657410
>Follow the shadesdork.
How are you feeling about this?
>Hell Joshua has shit all art.
>Pray to the tumblr gods for me so I can avoid art that is too anime.

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>>8657502
If I had hands I would slap you.

>>8657523
Drydock. Bluff. Telemetry assumed off-line, make convening display of distress. No need to persuade them to do anything, they'll willingly open wide.

>>8657555
Theft and assault is always the expedient answer.
>which is a weird thing to say while hugging

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>>8657592
candy is a good desire
But it is an addicting aspire
my sack full of candy
will make you quite randy
but only if you get in it

>>8657691
fuck off noodles

>>8657691
That's trickery dickery, Doc
And you can suck my cock.
Don't molest him, son
I've already won
It's trickery dickery, Doc

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>>8657642
pretty good like
this is an electric gym right
should be easy
krooks can do this no probs
>Deviantart might have some stuff if you're willing to sift through a billion cosplay images

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and now for one of my famous pokemon poems


Dialga has the harshest burns
He will leave you in an urn
His brothers butt tricks
Are also quite sick
the two will one day return

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>>8657592
NO! THESE AREN'T EVEN RARE CANDIES!
>Pearl holds the bag above his head
DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT EMPOLEON!

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>>8657941
Bonus points if you can beat the gym with only one pokemon.
It'll be easy, I can guarantee you can do this.
>I'm mostly through that, 99% of it is too anime for my taste.

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>>8657691
You lie.

>>8658048
You wouldn't.
>lunge at the bag again.
These are definitely rare!
>growls

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>>8658093
But I don't lie
>empty a sack of candy on the ground
>evens its rare candy
>odds its rare candy shaped Laxatives

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>>8658093
BUT I WOULD!
>Pearl reaches into the bag and pulls out a pokeball, rolling for which Pokemon it is
They're rare alright, do you know how hard ADIVA chocolates are to find?!
>Growl back

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>>8658180
>>8658093
Chocolate?

>>8658242
>muffled FAK

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>>8658180
>>8658242
Wait hold on-

>>8658134
FINALLY
>go for the candy

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>>8657555
Heh yes, boss.

>>8657684
Heh heh, good job.

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>>8657684
Yep!
>>8658298
Let's get this-
Hm...
You think they'd put a new engine in if the boat was cleaner or not?

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>>8658061
pfft maybe
well see man
hey dude
if youre my new guardian angel dont you gotta like
have wings and shit
>fugging rip
>How anime is too anime
>Shoujo style shit or what

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>>8658242
Yep! The fox is trying to steal my ADEVI chocolates, here, keep away!
>Pearl tosses Diamond his bag
>>8658297
Ha! Have fun with your cancer!
>Pokeball: pocketed

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>>8658354
That's what the Mega Absol was for. But I'm sure I can arrange something.
>Shoujo style.
>Twewy is pretty anime but I'm trying to avoid taking away from the aesthetic of the thread too much.

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>>8658428
What? Cancer? What does that have to do with candy?
>mouth half full of candy

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>>8658526
sweet
okay hold on
gym time
>youre good dude
>pokemon is an anime so like
>pretty sure no one will care

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>>8658428
...
>Look through it.

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>>8658592
Rare candies cause growth, knock offs cause unchecked growth.
>>8658685
>Main pocket has the gun, the adevi chocolates, and his non-Nuzlocke team
>Continue snooping while he's not looking?

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>>8658324
so, you guys are planning to make this old boat to work again
do you want my help?

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>>8658738
Yeah eyah that's just some myth i bet.
>finishes off the rare candies.
I'm fine now. My head stopped itching.

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>>8658738
>Snoop some more.
>Look for the juicy stuff.

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>>8658774
Well duuuuuuuuh. We're gonna need to see about getting an engine.
...Do you have a limit on how many people you can use your psychic stuff on?

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>>8656910
well i'm too busy with work, and i don't think i'm good at battling really

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>>8658681
Good luck.
>I'll use really bad fanart then.
>Get ready for sameface.
>>8658836
Isn't that boring though?

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>>8658821
well, kinda, i do need to focus on someone to use it
but i think that focus does have to be only for a second to start working
also if i try to overdo it i think i can get two or more

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>>8658778
Yeah, you say that, and when you grow a second head I'm gonna laugh.
>>8658806
>Smaller pocket A has extra bullets, medication, and a small picture booklet

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>>8658855
nah, stuntwork is pretty good, it's easier for me to hurt myself in work than try to make my pokemon get hurt
but maybe i should do some battling, for them to enjoy it a bit
but the fossil program guy did say to wait some time to let my tyrunt battle
oh, yeah i need to send him the report
>rushes to make a report

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>>8658892
That'll be helpful. Try not to do that unless I ask you, please?
>Pat goo.
Do you need anything...? Food?

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>>8658943
>Check the medication and picture booklet.

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>>8658855
yay
badge is get
didnt do a one mon sweep tho
rip me
ive let you down
>inb4 you come back with horrid skip beat style art
>or yaoi hands

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>>8659006
alright, i didn't plan to do it unless i need it, i'll do it when you ask, i trust you
but, yeah, i'm really hungry, haven't eaten all day

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>>8659022
>The medication is for ADHD - doesn't look like he's taken it in a while
>The picture booklet, as expected, has quite a few pictures in it - Pearl and his current Pokemon team, Pearl and his original Pokemon team, several of Pearl and Palkia, a picture of a young Pearl and his dad, and a few of Pearl and Diamond. There's not any of his Nuzlocke team in there yet.
>Continue snooping?

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>>8658962
I've always hated getting hurt. I suppose I see your point.
If you need someone to battle with I consider myself pretty good at it.
>>8659030
Shame shame, Hyacinth. I'll stop calling you that now.
What's next on our adventure?

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>>8659141
eh, i kinda have low torance to pain
and i like doing stunts

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>>8659141
you can call me whatever you want bb
yeah uh
idk do we time to walk to whatever towns next on the gym list before it gets dark as fuck
cause like
i can fucking get a shitty hotel room or something

What is this exactly

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>>8659133
Cute...
>Keep snooping.

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>>8659102
Thank you.
Are you okay with berries?
>Grab a few berries off the Oran berry tree on the bow and offer them to him,
>>8659274
(Pokemon universe based roleplay. I suggest reading the info/rules pastebin. There's a bit of a learning curve so I suggest lurking for a bit before you hop in.)

>>8659228
(brain fart, i meant hight tolerance, i'm dumb)

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>>8659274
(Pokemon roleplay general. Info pastebin has more on it if you wanna check it out. )
>>8659276
>Whoops you found the lewdest pocket
>Small pocket B has condoms, thing of lube, med receipts, and a doodle pad

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>>8659228
>>8659311
Hm. What movies do you do stunts in?
>>8659251
Challenging gym leaders late in the night is the best time to challenge them.
I think we have plenty of time.
>Sorry I tend to forget to keep the OOC banter going.
>Joshua is just going to crush Dave's head with his yaoi hands.
>Watch out.

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>putting legos all over the floor of some guys house
>even put a few tacks through the top of some of the legos because skeleghost in in an evil mood

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>>8659361
I need to get more condoms...
>Check out the doodle pad.

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>>8659304
i'm fine with berries
>pics some berries and eat them
>he puts the berry inside the gel and tries to pick up with his stubby arms

>>8659274
(Pokemon roleplay purgatory. Pastebin is in the OP if you want info, recap is still under construction, there are no women and everyone here is a raging homo)

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>>8658892
>>8659006
>>8659102
>>8659304
>Listen goobab and boss talk
>Imagine what else can Nirie do to these humans
Heh heh heh...

>>8659455
>there are no women
wow rood
>raging homo
this is tru, tho

>>8659455
skitters is a woman even if she is in denile about it

>>8659455
Isn't bork a chick though?>>8659512

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>>8659424
>Zibel laughs a bit.
You need help?
>>8659512
You know Gask... We need to get you a mega stone sometime.

>>8659581
yes
Bork is

>>8659581
>>8659612
Borks a dude

>>8659646
dont ruin my lewd fantasy

>>8659578
(Okay. Thanks anon. I guess I'll just go fucking kms now.)

>>8659581
Bork is male, the character he plays is female.

>>8659578
Hey Turts how's getting bent over and fucked by your dad every night treating you?

>>8659578
(Over the fucking line)

>>8659578
Cheap fuckin' shot

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Hey let's quit giving Turts (You)s please.

>make a joke about how all of a guys characters are gay as fuck to the point that a lot of them hateing straights
>get yelled at as a result
???

>>8659646
Have you heard her voice? Men don't have voices that high pitched

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>>8659589
nah, i'm fine
>start eating the berry
these berries are great

>>8659891
..That's a dude, bro.
It's not even that high.

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>>8659916
Home grown! Well kinda, I grew em in some pots, that counts as home grown, right?

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>>8660001
In the most liberal definition of the term.

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>>8660001
i think so, the pot is still home
so it counts

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>Rolling for intensity of thunderstorm over Castelia.

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>>8659589
Heh heh, maybe.

>>8659916
Boss planted them, and sometimes waters them heh.
All so we don't need humans, heh.

>>8659942
I wonder if that will complicate Borro especially since Bork tried to get Zorro to move and run an ice creams parlor

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>>8660070
Liberal?
>>8660199
See, Nirie gets it.
>>8660219
Then you'd be even cooler!!

>>8660234
Pretty sure zorro is totally aware of it.
Homosexual ice cream trucks man.

>>8660274
That sounds cute as fuck desu where is it gonna be I wanna buy Ice cream from the cuties

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>>8659365
aight man
lets go
to shitville hoenn
>nah you're fine dude, sorry for my random disappearance
>can Joshua crush my head instead
>I'm defs gonna have Dave randomly speak in shitty hentai narration at some point now
>"j-Joshua Senpai"

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>>8660268
As opposed to a particularly conservative definition, in which I would say "no".

>attempt to equip notepad
>404 notepad not found
>cri

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>>8659365
i mostly do tv shows, since they tend to pay more consistenly and i don't have to look for a job

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>>8660322
Isn't all of this place shitville?
Heh.
>You're fine.
>And no dude, no head crushing.
>Shitty hentai narration has to happen.
>Also I didn't even intentionally have the two bird themed characters interact.
>Or did I?
>>8660359
Interesting. Maybe I'll bust in during a recording session and make an interesting episode.

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>>8660219
i don't really care much for humans, some are cool, most are not
>>8660268
you betcha
>>8660351
>roll to find where seaweed's notpad is and teleport back to him

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>>8659410
... huh? Did you say something?
>He's not a good artist, but the doodle pad is mostly filled with empoleons and chatots. There's also a fair amount of Palkia doodles, a few each of Diamond and Dialga, with the newer doodles
being of his Nuzlocke team and Fynx

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>>8660552
Blessings of every possible doggo on you, small hovering fetus.

>equip notepad
>fuck crabs
>remember to pet the goo baby
>un-equip

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>>8660268
Cooler, heh...
>He is thinking about it
After we get the ship running, boss.

>>8660552
Most, heh...

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>>8660513
ii don't think that will be allowed
sorry, we must follow the script

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>>8660681
>fuck crabs you say?
>if you wanted to lewd the crab you should have just said so
i peench
>peench the bend of the tail

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>>8660351
>>8660552
>>8660681
Well you two seem to be hitting it off well.
>>8660711
Yess.
You think we should clean up before we try and get them to put the engine in?
Would it being clean make them more likely to-
...
We can get Nirie to hypnotize Stern!!

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>>8660513
well
yeah
tru
wheres the next badge holding trumpet town
>shitty hentai narration at the worst possible moment
>super srs scene, someone's dying
>"joshua-senpai, i-it didn't fit"
>Illuminati confirmed, time to make some sort of shitty conspiracy involving triangles and bird beaks

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>>8660748
...Please unhand me. Or at least hand me harder if you're going to engage in this uncouth perturbation.

>>8660749
No clue who that is, but I'll be glad to assist any way I can. I'll be mopping until requested elsewhere. Assuming your friend doesn't have any more libidinous
urges.

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>>8660681
no, problem if you need help just say it
>>8660711
yeah, very few of the are cool, and that's beeing generous
>>8660749
he seems, like a cool guy that needs a friend
but who is that guy and where he is
i'll need that information to do that

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>>8660741
But spontaneous break-ins are much more fun.
>>8660836
Lavaridge Town? Let's go, hm?
>He starts walking.
Oh, Dave. What do you think of breaking into a film set?
>If you did that I think I'd probably break into tears right then.
>Which kind, you decide.
>Why don't we go further and connect Dave with Joshua.
>Both blonde, probably never brush their hair and... Annoy people...?

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Jirachi! If you are there! I wish I knew how 2 flirt with my trainer!

>>8661038
Just fug them you not-bug.

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>>8660867
Thank you!! You're great.
>>8660936
Down at the... Shipyard in Slateport.
We aren't gonna do it today I think.

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>>8660749
Perfect plan if you ask me, boss.

>>8660936
He's the human in charge of the ship repair thing, eh.

>>8661174
Heh, not today.

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>>8660969
to fabaridge
>Follow
which one man
cause like
big difference between a fucking porn shoot and a kids show
>why not both
>both is always the correct answer
>shit man, i've legit never seen joshua before this thread
>uhh
>both gay

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>>8661174
oh, okay, if you need me just say and i'll do it

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>>8660969
well, i'm not the one calling the shots so you'll have to level with the director

>>8661038
(If you want to talk to me you can talk to me in the thread.)

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>>8661144
But i don't want to come off as too strong on him!

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>>8661038
well, why can't you flirt with him?
just try it and see how it will happen

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>>8661230
Oh I should ask.
Do you normally break into porn shoots?
>It's no problem, maybe I'll motivate you to grab the game?
>Either way it's fun to roleplay with you.
>>8661271
What show is it?

>>8661307
(yeah alright send a friend req or whatever)

>>8661307
WE CAN ALL READ THAT HEX SHIT NIGGA

>>8661307
>>8661038
Kill yourself.

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(Filename hex is the worst because you can't copypaste that shit. Just fucking type it out like normal you mongrel.)
>>8661363
nah it was only what like
once or twice
first one was an accident i swear
>what system is it for dude
>Haha thanks man, don't think I've rp'd with you before, but I'm having fun

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>>8661537
Pff, naughty.
Odd question. Did Lusamine tell you to pray the gay away?
>DS.
>Doesn't translate super well to an emulator, I'd suggest getting a hard copy.
>Thank you. Feel free to tell me OOC if I'm doing anything dumb.

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>Fluffles works on cleaning the rust and dirt off a bulky mechanical component, probably from some sort of pressurization system
>Hums a quiet song to himself while he does so

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heLLO, I am gREG
I waS, no AM a scIENtIsT thAT waS WOrkiNG fOr aether
WHErE IS It THAT I AM CURREntLY Posting

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>>8661748
yeah
bitch was batshit crazy in my time tho
got convinced roses hair was a nihilego once
it was awkward as fuck
but yeah dunno if she made gladion pray away the gay too
mightve just been my shit luck
>I'll see about maybe picking it up when I acquire the magic money
>Kinda broke right now
>No probs, can do man

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>>8661959
I really hate those kinds of prayers.
Why don't we give her a good ironing sometime? Irony's sake.
>Awesome.
>Hope you have fun with it.

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It SeEMS As if i was UNaBlE tO GET tHouGh to aNyoNE
perhaPS I sHOuLd FINE tUne mY CoNNECTion MeThOdS

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So this is an imageboard.

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I WILL haVe to try aGaIn TOMorROw


-----------------------------------------
EnD CONNeCTION

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>>8662133
wait what
do you just like
chill at the churches or something
accidentally lil jimmys entire prayer or some shit
oh hell yes dude
if the mental five year old ever escapes we can totes iron that bitch
still gotta leave her alive tho
bro is supposed to stab her to death next year
>yeah probs
>what kinda game is it anyway
>>8662198
watcha want dude
im in a conversation man
make it snazzy
i already feel like a douche looking st my phone long enough to type this
chop chop man
>>8662297
ok nvm fuck me i guess
>>8662296
yes
what about it dude

>>8662296
Get out while you still can
Unless you like gays
If you do, you can take a virtual seat next to me

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>>8661307
(i'm stealing that character, because lurantis is cute)
well, how do i tell, him i like him without sounding too clingy?

>>8662346
(Alright by me. Also great taste.)

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>>8662296
Yes it is.
>>8662323
Can't tell.
That sounds fun, after this gym then? I'd offer to double team the gyms but my team wouldn't look as cool next to yours.
>More action RPG, the mechanics are a bit weird to get used to.

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>>8662323
It is interesting. Red often stares at such things.

>>8662337
Hm. Perhaps Gold would be interested.

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>>8662573
oh yeah
red
liked to post "..." even though im pretty sure he can type
dudes cute tho
>>8662510
aw man
i dont think shell be escaping that soon
dont wanna put myself on a wanted list busting out mom just for an ass kicking
>what's weird about them

jirachi/distance
Computerizedwishes

>>8662776
lasier/distance
AIBaselines

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>>8662768
Ah, I see.
...Are you sure she won't?
>Combat uses both screens.
>The top screen can be left alone and battle on its own but battles go faster if you play with both screens.

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i tried to act more cutely, so he noticed that i like him, but he didn't notice, he just came back from work and well directly to bad, i hope he didn't overworked again

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>>8662894
i mean like
pretty sure man
not unless she got help
not all gen unlikely tho so
well see
you sure we aint gona like
get mugged wandering around hoenn at night or something
>if I stop responding it's cause I passed the fuck out man
>Kinda dozing off a bit here so rip

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>>8662896
You'll need to tell him.
>>8662984
I really don't think we will.
Mugging a man with a sword and level one-hundred pokemon? Doesn't seem smart to me.
Ohhhh muggers please come steal my money.
>Go to sleep, dude.
>I'll do something else while you sleep.

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>>8663062
but he's exaushted from work, and when he's tired he gets angry easily
and if i do that he might hit me

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>>8663253
Has he hit you in the past?

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>>8662768
Red is good company.

Sometimes he will read a book and I will listen to his mind's voice. I have yet to hear him speak.

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>>8663394
yes...

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>>8663490
That isn't how anyone should be treated. Do you feel like you owe him affection?

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>>8663573
HEY GOD YOU"RE GAY!

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>>8663573
Yes...
He said before that he needed me, he never explained why...
I'm trying to help him with whatever it is

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>>8663712
I merely fill a spot, Stitches. Don't you have a bone to wak?
>>8663737
Sounds like manipulation to me, friend. Do you feel safe with him?

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>>8663774
BONES HELP

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>>8663774
...
well, i just hope that he doesn't arrive tired and mad
is that, not feeling safe?

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>>8663872
..What?