ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite E4 member?
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>>8647032
Me.
>>8647032
So far I haven't met them. Yet.
>>8646977
A what?
>>8647002
Yeah The Chazz learned levels are a thing. How about when my pokemon actually are near your level?
>>8647042
Somebody's going to give me hell for this, but you.
>>8647045
You've got some serious cash. Mind if I ask what your line of business is?
>>8647045
>...I...do...not...know...
>...What...levels...are...your...Pokemon..?
>>8647064
It's political. best if The Chazz keeps it under wraps.
>>8647090
22 and 20. Learning this battling stuff is great isn't it?
Guys I have a chronic condition of hugging my pokemon when they behave and do well!
What do?
Oh shit, waddup guys? Hope you brotatoes are having a-MEW-zing days so far!
>>8647115
Oh no, sounds serious! I'm going to prescribe you with five dozes of platonic Pokemon kisses and cuddles daily! Get better soon, famalasada!
>>8647032
>squich
well, i neer thought of that, nor i think a care much about it
maybe a dragon elite 4
>>8647115
there is nothing wrong with hugging your pokemon and showing your satisfaction, child
>cell count: 5
>>8647108
>...They...are...still...far...below...my...level...
>...What...is...your...other...Pokemon..?
>...I...remember...you...had...a...Charmander,..who...has...probably...evolved...by...now...
>...Perhaps...a...2v1...would...be...fairer...
>Fluffles wakes up in his hammock, lulled awake by the ship groaning and creaking
>Gets out of it, yawning and stretching, fur poofing out as he does
>Checks on the empty shop, which is lit by the morning sun, creeping in through some windows
>Goes to the tiny galley, to make breakfast for himself, consisting of tinned meat and some berries, along with a cup of coffee, spat out from a dated coffee maker.
>Afterwards, he cleans up the shop a little, bringing items in the back to the front, and cleaning dust and dirt off of them.
>>8647108
Hey, care for a battle?
>>8647108
Oh... Really?
You don't say.
"Politics" isn't code for anything, by chance? Because that sounds like it's code for something.
>( Private jet, obvious megadosh )
>( No explicit source thereof, "politics" despite reflexively antagonizing everyone he meets )
>( This character is skirting into areas where power players are Squinting Suspiciously both IC and OOC)
>(Danger, Will Robinson, Danger )
>>8647247
(k ill drop it. Just wanted to make a character and do the league challenge. sorry for fucking it up so hard)
>>8647268
(You can still have him, we'd just prefer if you maybe had more buildup and offered an explanation for his random money and what not)
>>8647166
>(also update on the zygarde cell colletion)
>(every dubs, adds two cell, and trips three, and so on)
>(it makes the trip more intersting for me and doesn't just make zygarde the 100% fomre in just an instant)
>cell count: 7
>(this post will not count, it has to be IC)
>>8647268
( GM here. Honestly, a character to do the leagues I can see. A gentleman of means, I can see.
This guy was hyper-aggro, had zero explanation for his $$$, and honestly kinda looked like looked like he was gearing to lolmurder major characters. Sorry for the misunderstanding. )
>>8647283
(i just used him for a face claim and the character had a lot of money. My fault my world building sucks though.)
>>8647344
(i wasn't going to murder anyone. I just wanted him to beat everyone in pokemon battles and be super cocky. the fact that we hasn't won a single trainer battle yet is kind of funny to me i thought.)
So this is where Pikachu and Pichu and Charizard and Trainer and Lucario and Mewtwo and Jigglypuff and Greninja live.
Neat.
>>8646972
Aaanyways, you want to spar or find trainers?
>>8647403
Lets find a couple trainers!
>>8647032
Not Siebold
>>8647415
Alright
>roll to find some trainers
>>8647368
(That's fine man, we're always willing to help with worldbuilding. You could always have him be the kid of a rich political or business figure, rather than being one himself?)
>>8647368
(Feel free to bring the character back. We'd just prefer some plausible explanation for the Mad Moolah, such as "My dad's the new CFO at Devon," or "I hold a major patent for A Thing". )
>>8647161
It's pretty good. I hear the telltale squawking of my little Archen buddy, Ruffles, coming down the hall. He's probably looking forward to a good stretch of the wings.
>>8647463
(got it. I may pick it back up if i come up with ideas. Thanks for the critique though)
>>8647459
(woops did see the post. Yeah that was the plan actually. all his money came from daddy.)
>>8647487
oh oh i got this one!
>drought
>solar beam.
>>8647503
>the beam veers off to the side
>slowking uses calm mind
>>8647512
>worry
>solar beam again.
>>8647515
>it misses yet again
>Slowking uses scald
>Squint out into space.
>Squint at the Centauri star system.
>...
>>8647522
>it crits
+1 0 SpA Slowking Scald vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales in Sun on a critical hit: 146-174 (48.8 - 58.1%) -- 93.8% chance to 2HKO
>>8647529
hot water!
>solar beam again
>pls dice
>>8647547
>the slowking is just standing still at this point
>it uses scald again
>>8647567
Not this time!
>solarbeam
>PLS
>>8647503
>>8647515
>>8647547
>>8647579
...... how the hell.
>>8647579
>slowking blinks at the fox wondering how it can miss an unmoving target
>scald
>>8647579
>Put glasses on fox
>>8647607
>roll :(
>>8647478
Archen? Sweet! Haven't raised a fossil 'mon yet myself, what's it like?
>>8647622
>You're KO'd
>Sylvie steps up
You'll pay for that!
>hyper voice
>>8647648
>it hits
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. +1 252 HP / 68+ SpD Slowking: 85-102 (26.8 - 32.1%) -- 47.9% chance to 4HKO after Leftovers recovery
>slowking uses scald
+1 0 SpA Slowking Scald vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon: 96-114 (34.5 - 41%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>>8647666
..... holy shit.
>>8647666
>OHKO
>the trainer shrugs and gives the pair revives and walks off
>>8647631
well, it's pretty fun, my tyrunt, daigo, can be prettygrumpy from time to time and start having a temper tamtrum but most of the time, he is pretty fun to have around
>pet the tyrunt
>>8647666
this is embarrassing
>rubbing head.
>>8647579
Well that didn't go too well...
>>8647699
Don't touch the base of the tail, the crown, or the feather crest. Trust me on this.
>>8647708
Well do you wanna try to find somebody else?
>>8647760
>defeated sigh
Yeah I think we should.
>>8647631
It's interesting, partly because you don't have wild populations to speak of to look at as a guide to what to expect.
He's into darn near everything, and smart as a whip.
>>8647814
Okay then.
>rolling
>>8647730
alright, i didn't do that yet, but thanks for the tip, now that's out of the question
is there something more that i should know about tyrunts?
he's a pretty cute and cool little guy
>>8647844
>double battle go
>trainer sends out shuckle and gardevoir (75)
Haha, yaaaaaay.
>>8647831
>Ruffles: hop onto John's shoulder.
>>8647920
>drought
>pessimistic fireblast on gardevoir
>>8647940
Nice hit honey
>>8647920
>hyper voice the pair
>>8647699
Well shit, sounds like a salty babby to me! Whaddya do to bring back chill times?
>>8647831
Man, sounds pretty dank to me. Too bad my current shtuff doesn't lemme do fossil 'mons. Raise some of the good ol' dinos for me, bropai.
Maaaaan, I'm tempted to just go do the Syllage gym while Mr Lazybones here naps!
>>8648004
ah get em off get em off!
>fireblast shuckle
>>8648004
>hyper voice again
>>8648020
>Fire blast hits
252 SpA Charcoal Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Shuckle in Sun: 109-130 (58.9 - 70.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Zorro is at 88% hp after infestation, 3 turns remain
>>8648032
>hyper voice hits the pair and shuckle is KO'd
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 248 HP / 252+ SpD Eviolite Togetic: 60-72 (25.3 - 30.3%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
>togetic uses nasty plot +2 SpA is gained
>trainer sends out darmanitan
>>8647965
Yeah, it's funny. Apparently Archens were omnivorous predators, but he's got damn near no prey instinct that I've seen. Definitely protective of whoever's considered a member of the team, tho-
>>8647924
Oof! Hello to you too, Ruffles.
>Pat birb
>>8648073
>fireblast the shuckle again
I am super itchy!!!!
>>8648104
woops i meant the darmitan
>>8648073
>hyper voice since choice specs forces it
>>8647965
most of the time i bring him out and play with him, he gets tired afterwards and forgets why he was angry
>>8648107
>fireblast hits
252 SpA Charcoal Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Darmanitan in Sun: 183-216 (69 - 81.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8648118
>hyper voice hits both opponents and darmanitan is KO'd
>togetic uses dazzling gleam
+2 8 SpA Togetic Dazzling Gleam vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon: 70-84 (25.1 - 30.2%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
+2 8 SpA Togetic Dazzling Gleam vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales: 84-99 (28 - 33.1%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
>i forgot infestation, zorro is at 63% hp
>>8648167
>dodge the gleam by rolling around
itchy!
>fireblast the togetic
>>8648167
>h-h-hyper voice
>>8648237
>roll out of the way
Take this
>fireblast
>>8648237
>avoid the bright light
>one last hyper voice
>squishing around
there still seem to be peaceful this time at least nothing that i'm sensing that can be a world danger
>>8648400
>cell count: 9
>>8648292
>hit
ooof!
>fireblast again
>>8648660
>togetic faints and the pair are awarded 10x last 3 digits in prize money
>sylvie gains 6018 exp, zorro 4849 exp
>>8648684
awww yis!
>excite dance
>>8648698
Great job hon, wanna try for another?
>>8648718
Yeah okay!
>still itching
I feel a bit better now.
>>8648755
Why are you scratching yourself like that?
>rolling for trainers
>>8648718
>>8648755
Hey sylvie, zorro
How are you two doing
And the battling good?
>>8648777
>Bones is asleep right now
>So, a temporary replacement has been issued
>High speed fistful of coins
>clint still sleeping on theta's ship
>some light snoring can be heard
I can't wait to tell Roll about all these cool animals.
>>8648778
Doing better than our first battle
>>8648837
>bonk'd with coins
Why
>roll for trainers again
>>8648859
Want me to join in and fight with you guys?
>>8648778
Better now... than before
>>8648888
Someone was looking for a battle?
>>8648837
>sleeping at 2:30pm
>are you high
>>8648976
alright, let me see with everyone else
>>8648895
>>8648859
hey, sylvie, zorro i found someone to battle
want to?
>>8649020
Sure why not
>>8649020
yeah okay!
>>8649062
>>8649037
alright
>>8648976
they agree, we can start whenever you are ready
>>8649125
Alright, 3v3 it is. Aldebaran, Elizabeth, Kokkuri!
>The Decidueye grabs three Pokeballs from his bag, tossing them in the air. From the balls spring a Volcarona, Vespiquen, and Ninetales - Ninetales's Drought activates
>Ninetales uses Calm Mind!
>Volcarona uses Quiver Dance!
>Vespiquen uses Defend Order!
>>8649234
>worry about set up
uh oh!
>fireblast the vespiquen!
>>8649234
Alright, let's go
>adri uses swords dance
>>8649234
>psyshock the volcarona
>>8649299
i want jirachi to die from stress
>>8649400
i want you to die from blunt force trauma
>>8649315
>Missed - Vespiquen backs up and out of the range of the Fireblast, buzzing angrily.
>Vespiquen uses Defend Order!
>>8649369
>>8649325
>Miss - Volcarona makes a confused humming sound
>Volcarona uses Fiery Dance on Adri - evens 6 or higher and his Special Attack gets raised by 1!
>+1 252 SpA Volcarona Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Bisharp: 632-746 (273.5 - 322.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Ninetales uses Calm Mind!
Bought a high resolution camera.
Asked my serperior if he wanted a photo taken.
This is what he wanted. Should I be worried?
>>8649468
>rubbing eyes
>Fireblast Vespiqeun
>>8649487
No, you should be aroused.
>>8649468
>go for another psyshock on volcarona
>>8649468
What-
>adri is KO
>again
>>8649500
>Vespiquen is KO'd
Are you alright, Elizabeth? Mary, take over.
>The Decidueye crouches next to the bug, sending out a Tsareena in her place.
>Tsareena used High Jump Kick - on 9s she damages herself
>252+ Atk Tsareena High Jump Kick vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 187-220 (65.1 - 76.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>8649532
>It hit - Volcarona shakes and almost falls out of the air.
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Sylveon Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Volcarona: 107-127 (40.3 - 47.9%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>Volcarona used Fiery Dance - on evens higher than 6 it gets +1 Sp Attack
>+2 252 SpA Volcarona Fiery Dance vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon: 222-262 (94.8 - 111.9%) -- 68.8% chance to OHKO
>Ninetales used Calm Mind!
>>8649711
>Volcarona was affected by Psyshock more than it thought, and accidentally lights itself on fire.
>Volcarona is KO'd
>Tsareena misses HJK - 50% self damage
>>8649519
humans sure are odd
>cell count:9
>>8649711
haha!
>fireblast the Tsareen
take one of these!
>>8649711
I don't see this ending well
>psyshock the ninetales
>>8649797
>Indeed they are.
>Although Pokemon are also very strange in their own ways.
>>8649936
well, i guess you'll be right
>cell count: 9
>>8649836
>Tsareena is KO'd
>Out comes Serperior - Serperior uses Leaf Storm on Sylvie. Use the last number to calc hit/miss for this one
>248 SpA Serperior Leaf Storm vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon: 121-144 (51.7 - 61.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8649844
>Crit!
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Sylveon Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales on a critical hit: 145-171 (59.1 - 69.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>Ninetales uses Psyshock on Zorro - use the second to last number to calc
>+3 252 SpA Ninetales Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 173-204 (70.6 - 83.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>8650104
>reels back from the hit
hey ow!
>fireblast the Ninetales
>>8650104
>cut up by a fucking leaf
>psyshock the ninetales again
>>8650041
>pet the squich
>>8650041
>What are you searching for, by the way?
>Centauri and I would offer to help, but we are currently on the moon.
>>8650041
>pet jellycell
>>8650140
>>8650196
>Ninetales is down
Alright Henry, it's just you and Versailles.
>Out comes Tyrantrum
>Tyrantrum uses Head Smash on Zorro - use last number to calc
>252+ Atk Choice Band Tyrantrum Head Smash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 834-984 (340.4 - 401.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Serperior uses Leaf Storm on Sylvie - second to last number for calc
>>8650267
>roll out of the way of godzilla
AH!
>solar beam
>>8650267
>I'm dumb, here's the calc
+2 248 SpA Serperior Leaf Storm vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon: 243-286 (103.8 - 122.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8650293
was on serpior but miss anyway
>>8650219
i'm gathering back my cells, it's quite a pain to walk around just a core
>>8650204
>>8650231
>petted
>>8650295
>>8650267
>KO'd
>>8650293
>Both Pokemon turn to look at Zorro
> Tyrantrum Head Smash, same calc, last number
> Serperior used Glare - on evens it causes Paralysis
>>8650379
uh oooh....
>frantically dance around dodging
>fireblast on serperior
>>8650462
>Serperior is down
It's just you now, Henry!
>Tyrantrum Head Smash is a go
>>8650509
>run out of the path again
>fear
take one of these!
>solarbeam
>>8650352
>Friendly Solsquint.
>...You...will...find...the...rest...of...your...cells...soon,..I...know...it...
>Centauri attempts to psychically locate a couple of the nearest cells to Zygarde and then relay the locations to him.
>We wish you luck, strange one.
>Proxima uses Calm Mind on Zygarde.
>>8650526
>252 SpA Ninetales Solar Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Tyrantrum: 125-148 (48 - 56.9%) -- 90.2% chance to 2HKO
Henry, do you need glasses?
>Head Smash
>>8650582
Yiiip!!!
>ko'd
>>8650352
allright, i will look around for them
>>8650352
>he finally got enough cells to change form, going to 10% forme
BORK
>>8650693
>pet cellular doggo
>>8650693
BORK BORK BORK
>EXCITED HYENA SOUNDS
FULL!!!
6TH FULL!!
>>8650693
>Borks at new doggo.
>>8650693
(fug, was meant to reply to)>>8650553
>>8650715
>petted, heppy zydoggo sounds
>>8650733
BORK
full?
full what?
>>8650743
>borks bag at paint dog
>>8650693
>Intense Solsquinting.
>Centauri psyborks at Zydoggo
>Proxima is curious.
>How interesting. your form changed like how other Pokemon evolve.
>>8650820
>>8650733
wow much doge very bork. Any idea what these doges are?
>>8650956
I left my bork to English dictionary at home, sorry fampai.
>>8650820
Full!!!
Type: Full!!!
Odd doggo!!
>>8650956
BORK!!!
Type: Full!!
Am a Type: Full!!!
Best doggo!!
>>8650956
>borks at blondy
>>8651016
BORK
i'm not odd, you are
i'm zygarde
>>8650820
>cell count: 11
>>8651144
You look pretty odd to me.
I've never seen one of you guys before.
>Borks.
>>8650985
Shit faaaaaam, time for some dank borking games.
>>8651016
>>8651144
>>8651199
... bork.
>>8651301
Why are you borking?
>>8651330
Better question: why aren't you borking?
>>8651199
BORK
there can be five of me, but there is only me
i'm not odd
>>8651301
BORK?
>>8651144
>cell coult:13
Bork?
(The Chazz aint no bitch. I'll pick it back up. Help me ooc if I'm doing something wrong.)
How do you hatch eggs the fastest? Anyone know? I don't want to crack it open.
>>8651390
Well I've seen whole groups of myself so your the odd one.
>Borks.
>>8651301
>Borks wildly.
>approaches with his tail raised.
>>8651390
Bork, bork buh bork.
>>8651425
Bork.
>>8651465
Bork!
>Offer a hand for sniffin'
>>8651434
Bo- Uh. Carry 'em with you. The warmer it is the faster it'll hatch. I stick 'm in my shirt or bag,
>>8651434
It helps if you incubate it properly. Also, you can't close the app for some stupid reason.
... why is everyone borking.
>>8651509
ᵇᵒʳᵏ
>>8651488
>Stares at it.
>Sniffs it cautiously, keeping an eye on him.
>Tail leans in and boops his nose.
>>8651144
No, you!!
You are weird!!
>>8651425
BORK BORK!!
BWAAARK!!
>>8651301
BORK!!!!
>EXCITED DOGGO SOUNDS
>>8651434
>...Keep...the...egg...warm...and...safe...
>...You...must...be...patient...and...wait...for...it...to...hatch...
>>8651509
>Psysquint and psybork combo.
>>8651523
>>8651568
FINED. FINED. FINED. YOU'RE ALL GETTING FINED. NONE OF YOUR ARE FREE FROM FINES. 5 MILLION, FIVE SECONDS TO PAY UP.
>>8651488
So if i give it to Mander it will hatch quicker? Sweet.
>>8651494
Yeah how do pokemon make these things? they're pretty large.
Also whoever said that the breeder had all of the pokemon. You're wrong.
>>8651568
The Chazz hates waiting. Guess there's no way to rush it.
>>8651509
i don't know, it's just fun
BORK
>>8651465
there is nothing wrong with me
>>8651553
i'm not wierd
BORK
>>8651390
>cell count: 14
>>8651534
>>8651553
>Mongoose-style "hiss"
>>8651594
yeah yeah because a pokemon has these super deep pockets full of cash.
Does you or Diamond have any more candy?
>itches ears...
>>8651382
why would i do that
>bork in the background
hey kruger, do you want more food?
>>8651553
>Borks back cheerfully.
>>8651683
Never said that there was something wrong with you, just said that your odd to me.
>Borks.
>>8651685
>Sniffles at curiously, borks back.
>>8651594
>Centauri's rays glow.
>Solsquint with the intensity of the sun.
>...I...refuse...to...pay...
>>8651598
>...I...believe...the...appropriate...phrase...is...chill...out...
>Centauri uses Calm Mind on Chazz.
>>8651598
Yeah, probably! Still better to carry it yourself, 'less you want the 'mon to see your Charmeleon as mum.
>>8651534
>He rubs the paint off of his nose
Hey, two can play at that game.
>Boop
>>8651814
>Gets booped.
>wags tail and gets paint everywhere.
>Climbs leg.
Man this guy seems nice.
He knows how to boop and doesn't throws balls at me.
>>8651727
>mind is calmed
Oh The Chazz is the chillest. Did you know that luxio loves to be brushed. and Mander loves jerky.... These little guys are really starting to grow on The Chazz
>>8651814
.... That's a good point. Are you also a Trainer?
>take the egg back from Mander.
Hey is Lettuce head around?
>>8651726
>Hiss bork
I have great sales at my store.
Stop by sometime!
>Boop
>>8651884
..... yes?
>>8651944
You! I know I'm asking a loser for help and stuff. But how do you care for a Gible?
>swallows pride
>>8651921
Ohhh now've you done it.
>boops back.
What kind of deals?
Clothing?
Got any cool patterns?
>>8651978
>Boop combo x3
Everything!
Clothes, medicine, trinkets, technology; you name it, I've probably got it!
I've got this cool blue scarf. In great condition, and for dirt cheap. Or how about this orange vest? Sturdy and durable, and for the same low price.
And I have other stuff, too.
>>8651870
Woah fampai, we're getting some Splattoon tiers paint spletting in here.
>Scratch his head
>>8651884
Nooope. Well. Kinda. I'm a researcher. Raise 'em from eggs and compare the behavior to wild 'mons and all that jazz.
>>8651884
>Friendly Solsquint.
>...Good...
>...It...is...also...good...to...hear...you...are...enjoying...your...time...with...your...Pokemon...
>>8652054
Sounds great, I should swing by sometime.
Could go for a new scarf and some supplies can always do wonders on the road.
Lemme just get scratchies by this human and i'l come.
>>8652089
>Leans in the hand and climbs up further.
>Squeezes his nose.
>wags tail some more.
>>8651715
Noooope. None left, sorry. Is your ear okay?
>>8651727
Fiiiiine. I guess I'll just have to battle you over it later.
>>8652089
Oh so you're some egg head scientist? Maybe you know a thing or two to help The Chazz. Why are you studying their behavior? also how are you "kind of" a trainer?
>>8652121
Yeah to be honest I couldn't care less about them. But spending time with them... well. The Chazz loves these guys. They share the same goal. To. Be. The. Best.
>>8652254
No my whole head is itching. Are you sure? I reallllly could go for some.
>wakes up
>theta is still sleeping, he get ups and goes loking around the ship and don't go to the locked doors like tetha said before
>>8652254
>Squint.
>...I...look...forward...to...it...
>...Once...I...come...back...to...Earth,..that...is...
>>8652307
>...Is...that...so..?
>...I...believe...you...do...care...for...your...Pokemon,..even...if...you...don't...want...to...admit...it...
>...You...cannot...hide...these...things...from...a...Psychic...type...
>>8652539
You can hide it if you're a dark type. Except Clancy for some reason.
>>8652221
>Scratch behind ears
Stop by anytime!
We are open all day, and half the night!
Make sure to check out some of my other deals as well!
>>8651971
Yes, I am a loser, despite being one of the strongest trainers in existence and the leader of one of the richest and most powerful corporations around.
Gible need a heated area to rest and something to chew on, as they will constantly be teething until they evolve into a Gabite. They tend to hide in small, cramped spaces, and are entirely carnivorous. The skin is incredibly rough and very toothlike, so I would avoid petting one altogether unless precaution is taken.
Let's see.... They also have a tendency towards being territorial and digging holes to hide in. Good luck.
>>8652562
(You're right and I fucked up with that, really I shouldn't have been able to do that.)
(Although he rolled with it anyway so it all worked out.)
(I'll try not to make the same mistake again though.)
i can't believe i lost again first round even again
i'm no good after all
>sighs
i this shouldn't make me feel bad but...
>>8652620
>Enjoys scratchies.
>Enjoys them too much, falling off the trainer.
>Takes hold of fluffy tail.
You make a veeery good deal.
Keep going.
>>8652539
yeah yeah yeah.
>act tough
Well these guys are going to defeat every trainer here. The Chazz fully trusts them. Learning about them is great.
>>8652621
(don't take it personally. Just a The Chazz thing to say. also I'll communicate OOC more so stuff doesn't get misinterpreted.)
One of the strongest? A loser? Well know. Looks like you just painted a target for The Chazz to hit. Dragon types are super hard to take acre of then.... There's Nothing The Chazz can't handle! Thanks lettuce head.
>>8652221
Hey!
>Squeeze his nose back
Honk. You're a Primarina now, doge.
>>8652307
Hey fampai, I wouldn't call myself an egg head. It's my job and my passion - I want to understand Pokemon, both wild and raised.
I don't catch Pokemon, I don't use Pokeballs, buuut sometimes I battle. It's kinda fun, and my Pokemon like it.
>>8652562
there are some who not even dark types can hide from.
>>8652695
Do not worry. I lost it for us.... I could not win.
>>8652834
>Borks.
Haha, I'l show this guy.
>Pulls his hand.
Where are any walls I can vanda- do art on?
>Borks excitedly.
>>8652885
>roll to hide from
Dirty jay....
>>8652787
>Squint.
>...Of...course,..of...course...
>...You...humans...are...very...strange...
>>8652707
>More intense scratching, behind ears and underneath chin
Be careful with the tail, by the way.
>>8653052
LUCY
>>8653077
Don't say that word. It's unholy.
>>8652787
(No probs man, it's just IC for N to be really snarky when riled up. )
You are welcome to try and beat me and my companions in battle, but I can assure you it won't be easy.
A dragon in the beginning stages of life is a challenge, yes. However, once they hit the adolescent stage they become capable of taking care of themselves perfectly fine. The tricky point at this stage of life is earning their respect and maintaining it, lest you end up becoming property of your companion.
>>8653052
Oh.
Ohh damn, this is great.
>Hug the floofy tail.
>Can not make it to a wall on his own with >>8652834 this guy.
>scratchies are too good.
>Borks excitedly
Everything about this is great.
>Confused eel noises
>>8652964
>you have hidden your physical presence from zekrom
>however, his ability to probe minds is nigh impossible to hide from
lobsters are considered excellent meals, but you wish to eat yours in a different matter.
>>8652928
>>8653141
... someone likes their scratches.
>scratch behind his ears
>>8653172
hey you want an update on what im planning for the ranchening
>>8653251
is it staying awake?
>>8653172
I...ya see-
PLATONIC
>>8653258
.....
>The snort of a man trying very hard not to laugh
>>8653232
A-another one?
>Kicks leg.
>Squeaky borks.
>Rolls over.
I love this.
>>8652901
You're wrong i was knocked without even fighting and i was the one who said the battle was a good idea
I should be the one to blame
>>8653152
>Fishtol: stare at the eelfriend
>>8653152
>sleepy seaweed sounds
>>8653114
Oh The Chazz will beat you. Just you wait. This Gible will be the one to do it as well.
>>8652982
Well if it's any consolation. You're pretty funny looking yourself. Are you ready to lose yet?
>>8653316
>Pet best gun.
Hellooooo.
>>8653343
...
>Poke the cock.
>>8653277
about as platonic as pearl feels for diamond.
>>8653251
youll tell me anyway, so go ahead.
>>8653316
>Buff swamp thing: confused snoring
-Gask (Currently picless and busy as fuck)
>>8653152
Are you feeling better?
Last time you just passed out
>>8653384
KRYYYEEEE- oh hai
>>8653287
Ha, you've opened yourself to my ultimate attack!
>Time for the belly rubs
>>8653077
I feel a strange sense of dread attached to that word...
>Hair stands on end
>>8653141
>Nervous belly rubs
>>8653384
Hiii..
Are you alright?
How good is Mega Absol?
>>8653508
Garbage
>>8653508
A true disaster
>>8653508
ehhhhhhhhh theres better megas
kinda sub par
id say use your mega slot on something else
unless youre a furry who cant live without his absol
>>8653410
Yes! I think so?
>>8653438
How are you?
>>8653486
Yes? I think a bit at least.
>>8653508
It should have stayed in the mountains.
>>8653518
>>8653524
>>8653552
Shame.
>>8653537
Any suggestions, time traveler?
>>8653447
>>8653459
>gets bellyrubs.
Ooooo.
>Has become comfy.
>Can't do anything, just kick his leg and enjoy the ride.
Ohhh zangoose man, you should try thiiis.
>Happy borks.
>>8652834
Yeah yeah-
Wait you don't use pokeballs?
>>8653508
>>8653537
The frick is a mega?
>>8653544
....Have I been asleep for 4 days? That's not supposed to happen.
>>8653486
Hey remi, how are you doing today
>>8653544
That's good, you surprised me
>>8653544
Good!
you've been worrying me lately.
>>8653668
I'm okaaay.
Kinda bored.
>>8653565
lets see
fast edgy furbait physical sweeper
mega lucario is tons better
>>8653610
so like
some fully evolved pokemon can use a stone and trainer help to temp evolve again during battle
idk when i was a kicken chicken i just like
thought super gay thoughts
but idk if that works for everyone
>>8653651
>Shrug.
To be fair I've been out for a bit too.
>>8653668
>>8653692
Well I'm feeling better now!
>Hug the friends.
>wake up finally
>head back home to rest off the beating
>>8653594
Hahaha, I've defeated the doge!
>Faster belly rubs
>>8653610
Nope. I hatch 'em, and they just stick around. Some ride on my shoulders, some sit in the bag, some walk, it depends.
>>8653610
A fancy piece of jewelry for you and your pokemon that powers one of them up once a battle.
>>8653694
Thank you.
Say, Dave. What's your endgame? You're skittering quite a Distance without accomplishing much.
>>8653732
>Follow home.
>quietly
>>8653291
No we are a team. We all are at fault.
>>8653594
>Intensify rubs
Belly rubs are great.
Almost as great as my deals.
>>8653694
Oh look it's the unstoppable 'champion'. What do you mean 'super gay thoughts'? Also the pokemon evolve again? That seems very powerful.
>>8653743
huh.... They see you as their mom then?
>>8653753
How much does one cost?
>>8653353
Well. I'm reading to battle whenever, drop by the Virbank Radio Tower. I should have time, unless ranch happens. Ranch has priority over everything else.
>Wistful stare at the bed
>>8653717
That's good!
>Snuggle up to that eelfriend
>Happy spletfish sounds
>>8653807
T-those must be great deals.
>>8653743
>Squeaky barks.
>Wags tail at the speed of bork, paint getting everywhere.
>roll how far paint goes, last number in feet.
>>8653894
>evolve
>>8653353
>Intense squint.
>...I...will...take...that...as...a...compliment...
>We are currently on the moon, so no, Centauri is not ready to defeat you yet.
>>8653753
whaddya mean not accomplishing much
im the champ of two regions
...desu dude idk what my plan is
becoming champ of every region would be cool
but like
idk
im just here to have fun
make up for 16 years snagged by mom
"fun" iykwim
>that's a nice 4th wall break m8
>>8653823
i mean super gay thoughts man
wtf do you think i mean
think about getting railed in the ass and shit
fuck yeah its powerful
at least like
some of them
idc what anyone says mega slowbro fucking sucks
>>8653904
>Spark becomes a paint splat art piece
>He pauses the belly rubs for a moment, looking down at his shirt
Oh my god, I love it! Thanks doge, bork bork.
>Pat his head and offer a poffin
>>8653823
>i saw this response and still forgot it somehow
Hahaha, shit, I guess they do! I'm the best egg mama, it is me.
>>8653823
Depends where you get it. I got mine from someone who thought he could beat me. Usually for a few million P.
That's within your range, isn't it?
>>8653962
I see. Why aren't you rushing to beat the rest of the leagues then? Too busy chasing narcoleptics?
>>8653692
Well there wasn't much going on
We were waiting zibel to get better
>>8653717
>hug everyone back
>everyone is covered in goo
>>8654069
>>8653807
>Lays on the ground, spend.
>Drifts off for a nap, probably taking the poffin when he wakes up.
>This is now his favourite way to get into sleep, he has turned into a cuddleslut.
>>8653894
>Hug the best spletter.
>Happy eel noises.
>>8654105
Hm... We still need to fix the ship up. Gask is sleeping...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
>>8654215
Who's gask?
-nirie
>>8653844
the what? Anyway. Hope you're not a sore loser. although losing to The Chazz isn't smoething to be upset about.
>>8653922
All words from The Chazz is a compliment. I like this. I actually have to work to be good here.
>>8653962
hmmm... I'll think about this. There isn't a lot of articles on mega evolution.
>>8654088
You sound like a tough trainer. The Chazz looks forward to beating you.
>>8654097
Yeah that's pocket change for me. What's the catch to mega evolution?
>>8654097
i keep forgetting man
getting distracted by sweet narco booty
why
are you a narc too
>>8654296
you got a charmeleon right
fucking
get an x stone
seems like your type of thing
i stg if that egg hatches into a froakie
>>8654105
Yeahhh.
>>8654215
>Splet the eelfriend
What still needs fixed?
I know we need a new engine.
>>8654265
The big guy!
>>8654357
>Evolve
>>8654296
You can only use it once per battle. If your pokemon is KOed then it's wasted.
>>8654350
Do I need to become one to garner your interest?
>>8653760
I think we did quite well against a team of 6 though you did the best hon.
>>8654357
Alright, i hope this gask guy isn't scary
>>8654296
>Slightly less intense squint.
>...Heh...
>Yes, effort is indeed required.
>It wouldn't be very interesting otherwise, wouldn't you agree?
>>8654265
The big blue guy?
>>8654357
I think we just need to clean stuff up and get the trash out.
>>8654499
He's nice and big and cool!!
>Pat the goofriend and get to tossing the useless junk off.
>>8654296
Virbank Radio Tower. You know... The big tower in Virbank. I hope you're prepared to lose.
>>8654296
Tough trainer? Nah, I already said I'm not really a trainer, fampai. I ain't completely shit, but I don't battle too often.
>>8654490
Yeah if you say so... I just hate when i lose. I was only 1 attack away to win. I guess i did level up though!
>>8654586
>kissu the unhappy fox
Can't win em all.
>>8654526
wait salad man a fight? Can birb help?
>>8654499
He did look a little creepy before, but he's nice!
>>8654525
Ohh okay.
>Fishtol: go splet some smol crap over the side of the ship or something
>>8654647
>EVOLVE
>>8654350
an x stone? Are there multiple stones or something? This Mega Evolution is very interesting. I feel Like it's required to win.
>>8654404
Got it. So that's the downside. one time thing. Thanks for the help dude.
>>8654502
Agreed there. I still don't feel like you're ready to lose though.
>>8654526
I'll be there once i get an adequate team to kick your butt.
>>8654557
So you don't want to battle The Chazz. Makes sense. I wouldn't want to battle myself either.
>>8654612
I have to though... what if our lives are at stake?
>>8654657
Oak what The fuck are you Doing
>>8654657
WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU IN RED YOU PRICK I SPENT DAYS ONLINE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE FUCK TO FIGHT YOU?
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS LOOK SHIT UP ABOUT THE "SECRET" BOSSFIGHT WITH YOU ON ASK JEEVES?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I TOUCHED THAT FUCKING TRUCK?
FUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUUU
>>8654696
Well in those situations I believe you'll pull through and save us.
>>8654404
nah not really
red and ruby arent narcs either
welcome to gayville population 69
>>8654678
uh most pokes have one stone
charizard and mewtwo have two
charizardite x seems like your thing
>>8654647
>Give Perfectly Legitimate Not Stolen At All Everstone and Eviolite
>>8654698
just testing a theory, my studies have suggested that when you stare at a pokemon intensely and think certain thoughts you can influence that pokemon into spontaneously learning new moves, or even evolving when they do not meet the usual requirements
>>8654696
>alolalize
>>8654657
>>8654781
>Very intense Solsquinting.
>You feel slightly warmer, as if the sun was shining on you.
>>8654678
>Confident squint.
>...I...will...not...lose...
>>8654626
If you wish to join my team for battles I would be perfectly willing to fill out the legal documents.
>>8654678
Ah, but I do not believe there is such a thing. The last person to defeat me in a battle was the champion of Unova. This was four years ago.
>>8654744
I sure hope so... I am scared of death.
>>8654781
>you failed with odds.
wha?
>>8654779
>9
>It's rock candy and a roll of coins
>Still, free candy.
>>8654781
Go play with your crabby.
>>8654678
Hey, I'm down to battle. I'm just sayin' it ain't really my thing, so I might be a bit rusty. Battles are more Candela's thing.
>>8654678
Even if you're a bit over your head I see success in your future.
If you need any help I'm always available.
>>8654765
Odd. I thought I was already there.
Hm, oh well.
Is this where you bed me?
>>8654804
>alolalize
>>8654817
>Die
>>8654795
i like fight helping rock birb friend
even though throw rocks is cheat
You nice and Ruffles nice
>>8654858
Cease this
>>8654858
>Alolalize
>>8654858
Gary was better desu
>>8654916
Thanks.
>>8654924
>NOODLES
>>8654891
>feminize
>>8654916
yeah, he is way better than that loser Ash
his mother didn't even care that he was blown to ash
>>8654875
>shinyize
hey /par/ what are some reasons to live?
>>8654954
Shipping, porn, and harassing Bones
>>8654954
(live to be gayer than you were yesterday)