HG Thread

Haha, very funny.

>>8654628
First for what the fuck happened to the last thread?

Why did we get pruned?

>>8654641
>>8654637

It was a bait thread, it happened in the past.
Someone creates a thread and delete it.

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>>8654628
Thanks for the thread.

>>8654655
So is this the real new one?

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>>8654637
>>8654641
>>8654655
T-they said first for no autism in the last thread so I had to delete it.

>>8654707
I love you Grimes. Never change.

Mokou where

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>>8654702
No problem. I need that cash.

>>8654704
Yeah, don't worry.

>>8654707
kys

>>8654272 (Ahri)
I enjoy Neo quite a bit, but Ahri is nice too. Neo mostly because how much effort you put behind her due to the no talking thing.
Also got Tahm Kench with a Zil and MF. Bought Knights Vow and had 5k hp without my Grey health.

Pretty sure the thread died because of the deletion of the old one. Well shit.

>>8654838
Why thank you.
Oh damn. Nice.

Well now what

GOT A MACHINEHEAD

I can't get the bloodbath to post.

>>8654893
I blame Grimes for this.

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>>8654893
That bad, huh? Happened to me a few times. You can't rush something like that.

>>8654893
Is it just the bloodbath?
Just skip it

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>>8654893

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>Swings legs back and forth for the bloodbath

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>>8654893
Well that's rather unfortunate. I hope you're able to sort out the issue soon.

paste it in paint and dick around with it a bit

>>8654947
It's my connection. I've been having trouble since the beginning of last game.

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>>8654932
ooold
>>8654503
Fiiine...
I'm sleepy.
>nervously wriggles on her lap, trying to stay awake

You can all thank Grimes for killing the threads.

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>>8654972
>There we go. Thank you.)

You are? Have you been sleeping well Aikawa?
>Ahri places her hands on the shoulders of the girl infront of her.
P-please stop doing that... If you need to lie down, just lie down.

>>8655000
>the girl

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What am I in for lads?

>>8654994
I'm blocking grimes now

>>8655016
You'll never see it coming and some good gameplay.

>>8655016
Looks like a few hours of waiting.

>>8655016
Everything you wanted and less

>>8655016
Seff?

>>8655016
a video game

>>8655015
Stop metagaming

>>8655015
>metagaming.
Is this why you're an anon and not a character?

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>>8654922
>Sitting on a convenient chair near the girl, she outs her arms behind her head.
Hope you can wait. It'll be a while.

>>8654707
Damn it Grimes

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>>8654959
I was having problems earlier when hosting as well. And it was only on 4chan. Other sites worked just fine.

>>8655052
Nope

Grimes and his PG rated shitposting

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>>8655000
I can do that?
>moves to the edge of her knees and then lies all the way back
t-thanks. Yeah, it's time for me to sleep again. I didn't sleep so much today.
And I'll have to walk such a long way back.

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>>8655084
Not at all, but I'll keep other people's head on their shoulders, this time!~

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Make it hg related or whatever

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Rebooted my PC with the hope that it would end matters. It did not. Currently hosting from mobile.

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>>8655146

>>8655016
A horrible localization.

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>>8655151
Would that not make this a trio? Hee hee hah!

>>8655172
>Not making it loop

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>>8655151
Thanks.

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>>8655146

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>>8655151
The fun will begin!

>>8655181
I know the translation is full of memes but is the Voice acting also bad? Guess I could switch to nip voices

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>>8655135
>Ahri blinks once more, looking around to the others.
You... could just lay down on the floor, and rest your head here you know. That would be more comfortable I believe.

>>8655151
>Ahri hums the terminator theme.
>It's not known where she even learned that recently.

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>>8655151
>After taking several sips, she pulls a hair out of her mouth.
Maybe I should look into what's in there next time.

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>>8655151
See, teleportation is pretty fun doctor!

>>8655181
>Implying there's any good localization

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>>8655151
Nothing personnal really. I just don't need a girl such as you with me here. I don't need any rivals

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>>8655151
Wa-Wait! It w-was a mista--

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>>8655209
But the floor is diiirtyyy!...
Or is there a good place to rest?

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>>8655151
>After a distance the disheveled guy stops and collapses onto his knees gripping at his chest with a pained look on his face, despite still smiling.
Guh.. Why's it like this..?

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>>8655140
Geez. Yeah, keep that side of you for the games. At least it's starting now.

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>>8655151
Lucky for me, you're killing faster than normal

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>>8655151
T-tsh, why'd I have to get distracted at a time like that?

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>>8655275
Every single time, it's by explosion! How irritating!

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>>8655275
F

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>>8655275
FILTHY DEMON!
Although I don't quite mind the blue one. Heh-heh heh-heh.

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>>8655275
She should've at least waited until I was in it. I could've used some warming up.

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>>8655259
>Ahri brushes her tails over the floor, acting like a broom to clean off a spot for her.
>She rolls her eyes slightly.
Well... I am used to laying out in the forest so... I guess I can't blame you... There. That should do the trick.

>>8655275
>Pop
>pop
>pop
Oh my... I need MORE of this!

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>>8655272
Maybe you ar->>8655275
WRONG!

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>>8655275
Hello there! My name's Landkarte, what's yours buddy?

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>>8655275
This is just like a game.
>The still smiling guy presses the button on the detonator.
Still, I hope there's no hard feelings.

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>>8655275
A teenager and a broke yellow guy?
Meh...
They're just going to slow me down.

>>8655295
I find you sympathetic for whatever reason so here's a tip: Don't act on your instinct here. At least not *those.*
Do we ever met before by the way?

>>8655328
You still don't have any money to spare Lenny?

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>>8655321
Night falls, and I guess everyone's worn out already.

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>>8655340
Thanks!
>lies down at the spot she just cleaned off and stares towards the sky
... but I need a blanket to sleep too!

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>>8655364
Not a penny,
Nor a yen-ny
I haven't any,
Not on Lenny.

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>>8655343
Stop getting blood all over my stuff.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean?

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>>8655366
Someone get a petition going to ban the use of capital I and lowercase l in URLs.

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>>8655366
...So that guy said it must "succs" to be you! Ah ah got it.
.
.
.
Ok don't blame me, it was him who made that joke: >>8655390

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>>8655343
>The sudden outburst doesn't do much to the gem. She just fixes her glasses.
Fear that this would happen. Alright, kid. Easy now, think happy thoughts. Try to ignore all of the blood coming out.
>>8655366
What's up doc? Got somethin' you need to give me?

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>>8655405
What?
>pours her blood all over the god emperor skeleton
I didn't hear you!
>the pouring becomes hazing
SPEAK UP!

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>>8655425
>I'm honoured you remember that.

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>>8655423
Fml

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>>8655423
F
U
M
O

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>>8655366
Now now... What have I found here?
>There is a deep, unsettling chortle from the kitsune.
>

>>8655386
If you just waited a moment...
>Ahri sighs sounding a little annoyed as her tails fall across Aikawa, acting as a blanket.

>>8655423
>Ahri's resolve is tested...
>[Hopeless]

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>>8655423
>>8655330
Need some help there?

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>>8655445
You should be indeed!
Your puns are so terrible they become good.

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>>8655366
You win again! You're really amazi-..
>The poor sport guy passes out and unintentionally throws the game into the fire.
>>8655423
What kind of game is this?..
>The innocent guy tilts his head then gasps suddenly.
It's one of 'those' games isn't it?!

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>>8655423
>>8655470
You been at this for hours now. I appreciate it but I don't think you can get me down.

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>>8655429
Wow, you would suck at keeping a human alive!
>her wounds heal, her body going back to it's cute unharmed self
But I am not a little weak girl~

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>>8655451
Sample Text

Get for HG!

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>>8655469
Ah! So fluffy!
>hugs two of the tails
Thanks, Ahri!
>plays with the tails while slowly drifting off to sleep

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>>8655504
Are you sure? You look pretty tired.
>>8655511
To beat evil you need to remove impurities first.

>>8655537
Psh, step aside. Watch this.

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>>8655555

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>>8655146

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>>8655435
>the emperor uses his psychic power to create a fist, and knocks Nui away

Fucking shitnuggets, now I have to be scrubbed down by those three gay custodes.

Sob.

Sob. Sob.

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>>8655511
Your choice, you couldn't appreciate the magnificence of my shelter anyway!
>it's just a crudely made one with two stick of weed and a sheet.
>it crumbles the moment she gets in

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>>8655555

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>>8655511
We got an action slide! And it's all thanks to three people.

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>>8655555
Impresssive.

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>>8655555
Well done!

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>>8655555
Wow!
>>8655584
Am I? I thought foxes were the predators.

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>>8655555
>Nailed it.

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>>8655555
CHECKED

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>>8655584
F

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>>8655555
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP PLEASE

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>>8655584
Oh sweet! The new gloves I commissioned .

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>>8655511
Sorry doctor, I'm aware I need the care but I want to live like a normal person for what little time I have left.
>The frail guy removes the tubes from his arm and shakily gets out of the bed.
Thank you for taking care of me.
>>8655584
Oh! This is really good!
>The ever hungry guy stuffs his face and holds out his empty plate with a smile.
Can I have some more?

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>>8655511
>Ahri's leg receives a pretty nasty burn during the making of explosives. A small amount of gunpowder on her leg ignites, causing the kitsune to stop drop and roll as necessary.

>>8655555
>He did it! The absolute madman!

>>8655549
>Ahri watches her, smiling and saying nothing as Aikawa drifts off to sleep. The soft, fluffy tails wiggling and swaying as she plays with them.

>>8655584
I thank you for the assistance last game... But do remember...
I am the danger.

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>>8655555
>Did good work anon.

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>>8655611
Night three.

>>8655620
kys janus

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>>8655574
>gets kocked into a hole, poking out of it fully healed
Aww! did I make someone sad? But I do have to say, that fist went a bit too fast for special effects!

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>>8655507
A lot more blunt than I thought you would be. Yeah, I'm not much of a healer. I'm the one that makes it so people need to get healed. I can tell there's something a little special bout you. But I didn't see any of it out there.
>>8655511
>>8655577
Seems a little fire catching. And broken. I'll take my chances.
>>8655552
>With a slow head turn, her words are very, clearly tired.
I look awesome.
>>8655584
Nice job team. I knew we could do it.
>She tries to high five but there was just two problems with it.
At least none of us got seriously hurt.

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>>8655146
late but w/e

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>>8655657
I can't even pretend to be Janus, he never made his own Lenny.

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>>8655655
Did I precise those: >>8655628 were actually power gloves?

>>8655686
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

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>>8655672
Really now?
>pops right next to the rock lady, resting her elbow on the lady's shoulder
What can you see in me now that is so different?~

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>>8655655
I wonder how many of these I actually didn't need to post via mobile.

>>8655686
That isn't even HG related.

>>8655555
FUCK OFF THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TLHGs GET.

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>>8655655
Really you will? That's really cool..!
>The easily impressed guy looks fairly impressed with a twinkle in his eyes.

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>>8655655
>Knocking on the door a few times, she breaks it down with one punch.
There won't be anyone hear for a while. Bad management if you ask me. Take your pickings, boys.

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>>8655655
Hey God, it's me again. I. I failed to kill this demon..I'm sorry.

>>8655721
Kill yourself, pedo

>>8655721
Sucks doesn't it?

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>>8655710
>>8655672
Psh, You don't know anything. It's not broken, it's A E S T H E T I C and...
>catches Garnet guards off and kills her.

Now that's settled

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>>8655710
>Ahri listens intently, a coy smile on her face.
>She really enjoys hearing about the dream.

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>>8655710
She doesn't take rejection well.

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>>8655364
Cant help it miss, I'm a pretty big pervert around here. It....tends to get me in trouble more times than I'm used to. Meet? N-no, of course not! You must be thinking of someone else! Yep! For sure!

>>8655721
It just gets better and better

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>>8655710
Doctor please! I'd rather die without regrets than live a little longer..
>The normally smiling guy is frowning sadly, looking very unlike himself.

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>>8655721

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>>8655710
Apparently the F slide didn't even get cropped, so because I restarted my PC, it's lost forever.

>>8655721
Stick to something you're good at?

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>>8655721

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>>8655767
Yeah I know this feeling as well and this is why I keep my composure here.
We didn't? Oh I thought, but now that I think of it, she was a human and a big prude as well.

>>8655805
Some people really have too much time. Especially priests.
>deletes the mail

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>>8655708
>She removes her shoulder with her hand as she chuckles. She then adjusts her shades.
Well from what I can gather, you can fight dimensionally as if it was a game jump rope. Can't think of many that do that. Also the fact that you seem nuttier than an acorn as well.
>>8655746
Still broken. More than you could ever make me.

>>8655721
How's it feel?
Being so bad?
Stop trying to be relevant. It's never going to happen.

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>>8655805
Woow!~ You were right! They really are fireproof! Where'd you get something like that?
>The smiling guy nonchalantly puts out the fire with an extinguisher.

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>>8655805
Astaroth is racking up an impressive body count in a short amount of time.

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>>8655721
supposed only works if they actually get it
also nice bait
here's your (You)

Are Tricky's nudes on desuarchive?

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>>8655884
F

>>8655911
don't.

>>8655911
No

>>8655911
When in your life exactly did you know you were a pedophile

>>8655911
They are not worth it man

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>>8655866
As long as you are yourself it doesn't bother me at all.

>>8655884
Oh it's nothing. It's not even my idea, I stole it from frenchmen.

>>8655911
>911
kek

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>>8655805
>She searches for some time.
>Considering she'll likely show up again later, she doesn't find an exit.

>>8655884
>Ahri searches for something else this time around.
>She is still unsuccessful in her hunt.

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>>8655884
>The guy riddled with bullets collapses onto his back still smiling and slowly closes his eyes.
I.. I had fun with it..

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>>8655918
If only she were able to get a fire going.

There's a screenshot out there of tricky's banned post from hga after she posted her period.

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>>8655911
just stop

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>>8655866
Nuttier than an acorn! That's a new one!

>>8655911
you know tricky is underage right

>>8655911
Here, this is the thread where you should be >>8649337

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>>8655987
Today was great. Now I'll just get some great rest on my *magnificent* shelter and keep on going.
.
.
.
>event.txt

>>8655911
tlhg pls go

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A yellow and black fusion rifle hangs from the short figure's hands it seems to fire a bolt of plasma, or some type of energy. A warlock standing at 5'6" armored, gauntlets seeming to be steel like, with leather gloves, a band on his arm is red, with tendril like growths across it, with a holograph switching between two symbols slowly. The next thing noticed would likely be his ornate cloak, looking like a crusaders armor bnut with short sleeves and more cloth like. He's wearing what seems to be sweatpants with metal boots black with glowing teal trim, like the rest of his armor. His helmet is more triangular, jutting out at the front, and definitely being bigger than his head, it seems to have wings on it, as if he's styled to look similar to a deity. . Under this armor, a human form is shown. The sides of his hair are faded, but the top is voluminous, and combed back. He has sand toned skin, and hazel eyes. High cheekbones, with a sharp thick jaw handing shortly below it. A sidearm sits on the back of his waist, a small twenty two caliber pistol, with a blue slide. A blue and orange machine gun rests on his back. For a small figure, it would seem to be uncomfortably heavy.

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>>8656078
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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fill this out

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>>8655987
You need to take chances in order to get ahead. None of you took this one, however.

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>>8655987
>It's a very detailed map.
>She memorizes it, and then burns it to ashes.

>>8656078
>pushes back into ocean

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>>8656078
>She's blue da ba dee da ba die...

>>8656100
junko
That's all he says.
That's all he has to say for these autists to go wild.

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>>8656078
>She hands you a green arrow.

>

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>>8656112

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>>8656100

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>>8655911
annnd added to the list.

Thanks for the paycheck

>>8656155
I laughed.

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>>8656112
I guess you had big plans that don't involve feasting.

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>>8656095
That is exactly what I was thinking.

>>8656123
>thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

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>>8655849
Oh? Couldn't help but to notice you're a succubus. I can only imagine how much will power it takes to surpress "urges" like that if its your life force.
...Sex is your lifeforce, right? I've heard rumors in these nerdy, edgy dragon books that succubi live by pretty much sucking the life out of anyone they sleep with.
Hm, weird, she must be copying me or something, or could be freaky long lost twins. Either way, I'm pretty much the opposite of prude...a-aside from the few times I've tried to repress said urges as well.

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>>8656189

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>>8656112
>There is no way she'd be caught dead at that feast. Not after last time...

>>8656189
Wha...What is this? 'Unfinished'? How? What does that mean?
>She disappears forever. At least for this game.

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>>8656023
What can I say. I'm an innovator. It happens when you see the same things a long, long time. Speaking of seeing, I don't need to worry about you doing anything bad.
>>8656078
My mom always told me to not talk with people that talk to themselves but I gotta say this. You're wearing too much.

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>>8656189
Night whatever this is.

>>8656100
What's a statement that really triggers HG?

>>8656248
DEGENERATE FURRY BTFO

>>8656256
Luna has the best rp

>>8656251
this is like a reddit tier hg meme

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>>8656248
6 I guess.

Congratulations Doctor, you are the new winner of the Express Games!

>>8656256
Eggman-kun is a filler

hey

so if you are reading this you may know the situation with shifts mods and me getting purged in his chat

i do NOT mind the purging,

its when i get the longer term shit, for no damn reason, that i get angry enough to voice my frustration, every time i have asked for help getting purged, it was when i could not send a messgae for at least a minute, well it won't be happening anymore, i'm just gonna wait it the fuck out now

i am sorry for being annoying by voicing my frustration, right after the timeouts, it will NOT happen again, i will shut the hell up about it

i just want the fucking random 1 week bans and total bans to stop, refer to line 3,

i could put any fucking message i want, ANY FUCKING MESSAGE, and a mod will ban/ long time me out

to be fair it is a small selection of mods who do it, and other mods have been helpful enough to unban me from a chat, but at a point, i fell bad for them (note i REFUSE to list these mods off)

so all i ask is this:
please stop the no-reason total bans and 1w bans
please stop the no reason time outs all together (in excession)
i will try to chat less as people say that is one of the main issues why people don't like me, i just want to be able to chat in "chat" and have a fun fucking time


now leave me alone

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>>8656286
Thank you all for enduring.

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>>8656286
Congrats. Thanks for the game, Mokou!

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>>8656248
>>8656302
Nice one doc. Thanks for hosting, Mokou. Sorry for all the trouble.

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>>8656242
Awwww, what is little ol' me gonna do to you? am I gonna hurt your friends? stab them to see if they can react? push you to the edge? What am I gonna do?~

>>8656286
Congratulations!

Thanks for hosting!

>>8656298
what
who is this

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>>8656302
Thank you for hosting.

>>8656286
Congratulations.

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>>8656286
Yes, yes, congratulations.

>>8656302
I suppose I should thank you.

>>8656302
Thanks for hosting mate.

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>>8656196
Meh, why do everyone has such ridiculous stereotypes about us. Not that it's false per see, but it sounds like we're some sort of drug addicts.
It's not that difficult really, and the guys here don't look appetizing, they don't even have a face.

If I recall that girl called herself "human porn" pretty ironic if you ask me.

>>8656286
>>8656248
Too bad for the Foxy lady...
Well, thanks for the game. I had fun with that truck

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>>8656078
An airy chortle of delight rings through the air as the blonde haired swordsman approaches the well armored combatant. His golden hair waves lightly in the wind, refracting rays of sunlight across the nearby area. His piercing emerald eyes gaze between the gaps of his calloused fingers, sizing up the man from his position. The back of his hand is covered by white fur and black leather, sturdy enough to defend from attacks but light enough for ease of movement. His light yellow jacket is haphazardly covered by the same black leather. In his right hand he holds a blade of unknown origin, a light hum of power seeming to radiate from within its dark scabbard. His duo of brown belts seem to be less for protection and more for style, a childish rendition of a warrior's hefty belts at the very least. His cape billows on a wind of its own creation, permanently giving him the sight of trouncing towards his destination. His scuffed caramel boots have seen better days, scratches and marks criss crossing its surface from front to back. His baggy combat pants leave plenty to the imagination, hiding the sinewy and muscled form of the spry young male. Unaware or uncaring of the danger he gives the man a friendly wave, flashing his perfect ivories in his general direction.
"Greetings! Another practitioner of the blade in this realm is a welcome sight. May I have your name?"

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>>8656302
>congrats
>thanks for hosting

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>>8656302
Thanks for hosting.

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>>8656329

>>8656312
IT'S TIME TO MAKE A THREE PEICE SUIT

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>>8656302
Thanks for hosting.

>>8656302
Thanks for the game.

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>>8656328
Why don't you suck my bus next?

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>>8656286
Wow! Not only a great doctor but also a great winner? How amazing!
>The forgetful guy gasps almost forgetting and turning to the host with a smile.
And thank you Miss! You let me have a lot of fun with my time.

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>>8656347

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>>8656359
Do. Not.

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>>8656375
Reasons my dick is like a bus
>Long
>Hard
>Yellow
>Full of kids just aching to get out
>No brakes

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>>8656382

>>8656368
>was going to pick up mary
>someone picks up seto and now i can't rp mary because people will think i did it to circlejerk and ship with him
FUCK

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>>8656251
Font name ?

>>8656302
Good shit.

>>8656329
Can you stop impersonating my ERP shitposting ava please ? It's really startin' to grind my gears.

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>>8656382

>>8656382
Made me kek.

>>8656404
Pick up mary anyway. Who really gives a damn?

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>>8656382
>The cringe is so strong, it actually takes a physical form and murders Astaroth

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>>8656411
Saved

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>>8656312
Hmm. I'm going with all of the above on this one. But you're not going to do this, you're a good kid. Besides.
>Without a moment's notice, a gauntlet appears on one of her hands.
I'd hate it if I hafta punch your cute face in.

>>8656404
Stop picking up shit ava

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>>8656382
10/10

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>>8656382
>Full of kids just aching to get out
Ok I just got it and chuckled.
Good one

Am I clear to host in like ten minutes?

>>8656457
You'll never know if you don't go.
You'll never shine if you don't go

>>8656457
GOREGAY GET IN YOUR PEN

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>>8656457
You're clear ta host even sooner than that if ya wanna. Five minutes, if ya want. Right now, even.

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>>8656429
OK, thanks for telling me

>>8656438
fuck you mary a best

>>8656422
One or two autistic faggots who blow everything out of proportion to make it look like it's a bigger deal than it actually is so they feel like they have a not so pathetic excuse for living!

>inhales deaply

DAMN I'M GOOD!

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>>8656382
Where'd you steal that one, genius? Sure as fuck isn't any of that wise shit in your games.

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>>8656457
Seems like it.

>>8656481
https://youtu.be/BrPxWg8JFlg

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>>8656382

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>>8656474
That's a shitty one I'm not saving that one longcat is a shit meme from 2007

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>>8656457

>>8656477
she looks like discount ilya dude

>>8656480
Fuck yeah you are! Get out there and Rp as Mary!

>>8656382
BIG BANTERZ LENNY

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>>8656500
OK, thanks for telling me

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>>8656457
Of course.

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>>8656513
No.

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>>8656481
>stolen
You wish.
Also who would want to play a game where getting anally raped by Lenny is a possible event?

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>>8656519
I'm also not saving that one

>>8656469
Hey now, you're an all-star, get'cha game on, go plaaaay.

>>8656471
Go fuck yourself, Janus.

>>8656473
I-I'm finishing something up quick.

>>8656489
>>8656503
>>8656520
Aight, so I guess T-minus 6-7 minutes now.

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>>8656437
That's more like it! now let's hope you aren't one of those people who holds back! good luck in the games! you are gonna need it!~
>she pulls out a half of a scissor blade, fiddling with it and swirling it around, as it threatens to cut anything that comes to it
Because you are gonna have a bad time!

HEY NOW
YOU'RE A HOST NOW

r-ringabel?
>utsutsu

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>>8656404
>As long as you have fun with it who cares what anyone thinks? Just go for it.

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>>8656302
Thank you for hosting!
>>8656382
>Okay, that made me laugh pretty hard
>>8656328
H-hence why I said I read it out of some stupid edgy book I saw in a library. It didn't help that the pages were really sticky as well...you can most likely imagine why the succubus page was the hardest to read.
>Ahem
With that aside, good point. Just a little something that always made me curious is all, especially with this one time with a grey-haired loli-
...
I'm
All right, im going off point. Human porn? Psh, prude shouldn't even be used for someone with a name like that. Bit unfortunate, but what can you do? As for me? I'm no succubus, just a really perverted dog. If you stick around enough, you'll tend to notice I scope out people with..."special" features.

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>>8656505
um, WRONG. Mary is way cuter and pure

Kids don't get out of the bus they get off the bus.

>>8656557
fuck off spic
puto

>>8656557
I love you.

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>>8656542
OK, thanks for telling me

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Routine check, anyone here still hasn't entered the RDST Event, check the hga entry thread in the pastebin below.

https://pastebin.com/Y6YvHjxr

Or add the Discord to enter.

"Event Games Manager#9620"

>>8656557
is ok bb im here
>ringabel

>>8656573
But they exit through a door. How is it any different than getting out of a car? I could see getting off the roof of the bus...

>>8656404
kys red

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>>8656573
But how are they going to get off the bus if they don't get out of the bus

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>>8656582
Saved even though it triggers me that Koichi is listed as a brojo

>>8656573
You have to get out of the bus to get off the bus though

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>>8656602
OK, thanks for telling me

>>8656599
>he wasn't fired out the front of the bus every day at full speed as a schoolboy
Fucking rich kids check your privilege

>>8656599
>>8656601
>>8656606
nobody says "get out of the bus"
they say "get off the bus"

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>>8656613
I already have that one

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>>8656544
Hosting after ya.
I'll be more than motivated to host since I'll be coming off from another game win.

>>8656587
That feel when your narcissism causes you to not have any pals to compete in games like this with.

>>8656575
kys lf

>>8656621
you don't have to say it to imply it

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>>8656567
Well some succubus are better than others of course, but I can't be responsible for every little whore out there.
Oh and don't worry, I have *noticed* as well. It seems they're natural, I can't do that without some cheating as well.
It's a good thing people get off to animals here, more degeneracy is always good for me.

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>>8656627
OK here's one squid made just for me

what a lad

New thread or here?

>>8656632
Hosting queues for the motherfuckin' win.

>>8656621
But why? They are not on the bus, they are inside the bus. Sitting in a seat just like a car. Exiting through a doir on the side just like a car. Why do they get to say get off, but car occupants do not?

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>>8656640
That one sucks

>>8656644
New thread :^)

>>8656644
Still page 1 and a decent amount of images.
Can ask here then host in the new one.

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>>8656550
I'd say the future's looking bright for me today. But It can always change.
>Dispelling her weapon, she just watches intensely as the other goes nuts with it.
That little toy will cause some real damage one day. Be looking forward to seeing you in the next one.

>>8656644
NEW

>>8656644
New thread.

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>>8656600
>Not me
>My internet IS FUCKING KILLING ME RIGHT NOW

>>8656666

>>8656649
When you're taking the bus do you tell someone you're in the bus?

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>>8656655
I'm gonna tell him you said that and he's gonna kick your ass

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Succubi, no no, that won't do. Not at all.

>>8656632
You enter 4 tributes of your own, not with other people

>>8656699
who tf are you talking to

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>>8656678
Squib can't take me in a fight

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>>8656699
How come?

Majority rules.

>>8656707
>>8656707
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>>8656703
>>8656632
So it's perfect for your narcissism

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>>8656678
>>8656655
>>8656708
bruh im already here
whos ass am i kicking

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>>8656663
>she stops twirling it and puts it at the lady
I'll be looking forward to seeing one of us die! most likely you! or who am I kidding, it will be you!~

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>>8656708
>>8656733
Two on one baby we'll drop your ass right here bud

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>>8656677
No. I tell them I am inside a metal hull on wheels, painted yellow and powered by a primitive propulsion system.