ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite legendary?

>>8633963
me

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>>8633963
Sylvie!

>>8633963
me

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>>8633768
>It hit!
>Sol stops floating momentarily, a ray brushing the ground before Levitate kicks in again
>Its eyes glow with psychic energy as stones are ripped from the ground and levitated in the air, creating an obstacle of stones - Sol used Stealth Rock

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>digging peanut butter from ear with a paw

>>8633963
Ho-Oh is really interesting.

man i hope every battle with pokedestined doesnt end up this jjba "i set this up haha" thing
fml on challengenging any

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>>8633954
>>8633975
>hits!
>guzz is only barely standing
>guzzlord used Earthquake!
252+ Atk Guzzlord Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 224-264 (125.1 - 147.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252+ Atk Guzzlord Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 224-264 (93.7 - 110.4%) -- 62.5% chance to OHKO

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>charmander is now fully healed
>feed mander some jerky
>now training with mander

>>8633963
Charmander is pretty legendary.

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*just watching*

>>8634059
Your next line will be; "I wish dave didn't have such an overpowered team."!

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>>8634059
(It's only flavor text dude? I legit haven't been having it affect the rolls at all. Fuck me for wanting to be descriptive, right?)

>>8634066
>zorro rolling 6 or greater to not be ko

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>>8634017
>Solsquint at Sun, then back at Sol.
>...That...is...an...interesting...choice...
>Psyshock again.

>>8634066
>inb4 scriptfag claims

>>8634094
(its a crit, lemme go calc it for crits)
>>8634066
252+ Atk Guzzlord Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales on a critical hit: 336-396 (140.5 - 165.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252+ Atk Guzzlord Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bisharp on a critical hit: 336-396 (187.7 - 221.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8634066
>earthquak hits hard
>loud yelp and falls down
>ko

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>>8634066
>ko
>adri lost
>again
>>8634098
(nah it wasn't a scrip it was more of my bad luck)

>>8634112
(sorry im a bit braindead lol)

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>>8634086
(Pffft. Protip, easiest way to beat Dave's team is a fast Ground type.)
>>8634097
You'll see what it's for!
>Sol drops control of the Stealth Rocks, allowing them to fall - Sol used Rockslide!

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>training intensifies
>reading book about charmanders

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>>8634131
>>8634116
>distribute revives to Zorro, Adri and Tree
>hyper potion the blackhole beast

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>>8634116
>>8634131
Gaaz gaai
>Guzzlord plops on the ground, poking the unconscious Pokemon

>>8634221
But that's the thing, nobody uses ground types.
Unless you're slash, but he doesn't count.
Are there even fast ground types?

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>>8634131
awww man we lost....

>>8634268
I lost sylvie
>sad zorro

>>8634278
>apply revive to the extension cord tree

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>>8634268
KREE!!! Xurrr?
>>8634278
What the fuck happened, bro?

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>>8634296
It's ok hon, you knocked out the wire tree at least!

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>>8634221
>Centauri reacts quickly and manages to spin out of the way.
>...Very...creative..,I...like...it...
>Centauri uses Stone Edge.

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>>8634280
(Dugtrio, Flygon, Garchomp, Gliscor, and Krookodile all fall in the moderately fast range. Really bulky ground types would also do the job. Basically, ground types in general.)
(But yeah, to the salty anon - I was only describing the scenes. The scene description only affects the rolls if I know the roleplayer is down for that. If I haven't talked to them about it then it just remains a description, nothing more.)

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>>8634079
Hey there. used to your new form yet?

>>8634345
>touch rock lewdly

>>8634354
>garchomp
muh nigga.

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>>8634268
i lost again?
oh well, it's not big deal
>>8634296
sorry zorro, we couldn't win
>>8634300
you and your friend won
>>8634278
you're really strong...

>>8634409
>roll to make knife fuck the tree

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>>8634345
Sneaky pebbles are the best! How about...
>Sol regains control of the rocks again, flinging them this time - Sol used Rockslide!
The flung variant?

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>>8634367
Hey I saw you on Cata-list thing. You looking for the best pokemon trainer?

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>>8634367
Hi. Errr...more or less. I just wanted to come so you wouldn't feel I forgot you.

Nidorina: Oh, is this your little friend?

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>>8634449
no dude
he cant be because he hasnt come to me

>>8634345
>>8634448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk

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>>8634458
>>8634367
>spy on them through the window

>>8634354
Geez here I was thinking ground was weak to most of your comp, turns out it isn't for the most part.
Well there you go, anyone who wants to challenge dave, there's your cheat codes.

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>>8634458
Oh you found a friend there! see? I told you not to worry.

>>8634449
>worry
Yeah I guess i am.

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>>8634300
bro i fuckin accidentally hit myself again and then got lucky with earthquake. we won this shit bro.
>>8634409
>thumbs up

>>8634514
>pet

>>8634476
(His team is Blaziken, Heatran, Metagross, Klinklang, Honchkrow, Krookodile. Ground is your best bet, but the team is built to be semi comp viable, so that still won't cut it. But yeah, the best thing to try and deal with Dave's team is Garchomp. )

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>>8634354
(I'm fine with the scene description affecting the rolls, by the way. It makes me want to try and do something similar, I'll probably try it out for myself at some point.)

>>8634371
>Proxima psychically holds anon away.
>Please do not do that, you may hurt yourself.

>>8634448

>Rocks pelt against Centauri, causing some damage.
>...Very...good...
>...You...are...a...worthy...opponent...
>Centauri squints intensely at Sol, spinning in with a Stone Edge.

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>>8634443
(almost anon, almost)
>>8634514
you sure took us out
>sigh
but that was a close call
>she smiles

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>>8634409
Kree!
>>8634514
Dude you have the weirdest luck.
>>8634581
Kreee? Xurrr zzzzzzrt?

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>>8634511
Heheheheheh *blush*

Nidorina: He's such a sweetie. I'm not the only thing he's got, I think. *rubs her tummy* It's nice to meet you.

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>>8634598
>she looks at tree
>she smiles and waves
oh, hey, are you feeling better?
that fight sure was something, huh

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>>8634649
KAW
KAW
KAW
KAW
KAW

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>>8634693
>Rolling pin: apply directly to the back of the head

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>>8634511
come on. You should have said yes already.

>>8634462
That's funny. You don't look like The Chazz

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>>8634693
CAW

Hey. Sorry I haven't posted in a few days.
Does anyone know how much it is to get a boat ticket from Johto to Hoenn?

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>>8634622
>thinking about that
What already? I'm so happy for you dude!

>>8634723
Which type beats a water type?

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>>8634723
thats funny
you dont look like the champ of two regions

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>>8634693
what?
>>8634718
well that was dealt with

>>8634728
>no ava
nah

>>8634728
Not much, a few thousand P at the lowest. Why?

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>>8634728
>wanting to go to hoenn
why

>>8634854
>>8634865
Uhh... I got a lead that my brother stowed on a ship there.
I'm gonna see about a ticket.

>>8634879
The Gengar possessed brother?
Holy fuck this is going places.

>>8634755
Y...Yeah, well....

Nidorina: Oh, honey, don't be so embarrassed. I love how you mated me. *kiss kiss*

Nidorino: *kiss her and whisper* Later, honey.

*she blushes*

We're going to make a place not too far from here. I just wanted to say thanks again before we get going. We need to go before she gets too heavy.

Nidorina: I still wouldn't mind you carrying me. *she shows off for him*

Nidorino: *blush* Yeah, definitely need to get going.

>>8634448
>Sun appears to be taking a nap in the middle of the battle.
>Both Sol and Centauri are squinting at him.
>Proxima isn't squinting, but is staring at him, confused.

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>>8634562
>Centauri thuds into Sol, chipping some of his surface off
>Sol interlocks their rays and starts spinning, rays glowing for another Will-O-Wisp
>>8635035
>Sorry, got into a discussion in the Discord
... what? Time zone differences!

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>>8635004
.... okay?

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>>8635004
I'm so glad everything worked out for you. and to think you doubted yourself. Those eggs come out surprisingly quick by the way. good luck and i hope we meet again!

Kalos Policeposter here, what do you guys think about the new law being passed about pokemon being allowed to choose to not stay with their trainers?

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>>8635208
I believe it's an amazing law. However, how will most pokemon even know it exists?

>>8635208
How does that even work?

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>>8635208
>Internal screaming intensifies
When did that happen?

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>>8635133
*they say goodbye and turn to leave, the Nidorina almost bowling him over as she gets frisky with him*

Please! We need to get going!

Oh, just one for the road, pleeeeeease?

Oh, all right, but once we find someplace safe.
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!

*she climbed up on him and smothers him in kisses and rubs*

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>>8635281
PDA, PDA!! FIVE MILLION P FINE!!

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>>8635281
>sweat

>>8635278
Do you have any towels? not from the bathroom?

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>>8635091
(No worries.)
>Solsquint as he spins by, still locked together with Sol.
>The Will-O-Wisp misses at such a close range, Centauri tries a close range Psyshock.
>...This...battle...has...turned...into...a...dance...

>Proxima watches, psychically chuckling at the two Solrocks.

>>8635261
Lot of seminars and stuff going to be posted.
I'm heading out to talk to some trainers about it later.
>>8635276
Little bit of legality but most pokes can just leave and head to the nearest center and ask for their pokeballs and whatever register methood they had to be removed.
>>8635278
A lot of pokemon abuse recently.

>>8635208
I give the law a N/10

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>lazing aroung with with stolen food
man this is good life

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>>8635208
I think it's easily abused.

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>>8635311
I see. Well, you have my full support. I'm sure we can work out any issues with the law.
>>8635313
>N chuckles
Well. So do I.

>>8635208
I campaigned in favor of that law, so yeah, I'm really damn ecstatic.

>>8635396
I see what you mean. Pretty easy for any pokemon to say they want to leave and a trainer go under investigation.
I think its a bit step too far in the opposite direction.
>>8635419
If I can be so bold please be careful with your Kalos based Catalyst resources.
>>8635440
It'll be rolling into full effect by next thursday so hopefully this won't end in any disaster.

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>>8635302
Noope. Check the front desk!
>>8635311
Oh. Oookay, when did campaigning for the law start? I don't remember hearing about this!

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>>8635470
Yeah what if a pokemon inherently hates humans and goes to the center saying the trainer was abusing them even they weren't?

>>8635505
They don't speak pokemon!

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Silver's tip of the day.

Don't trust women.

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>>8635562
Why?
>shitposting from frankies half broken computer

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>>8635562
why is a girl telling me that?

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>Fluffles happily puts some items on display, putting "sale" stickers on them, and blowing off dust
>Opens the door, and eagerly awaits customers

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>>8635306
>The Psyshock hits, and Sol stops spinning momentarily
>"Indeed"
>Sol's body begins to glow a bright white, its chips healing and repairing themselves - Sol used Morning sun
>>8635562
Hey, aren't you that girl that stills owes me a battle?

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>>8635586
I gave this weird chick named Lyra one of my pokemon and my friend Kris disappeared afterward.
Also Lyra made me a really weird tasting turkey.
>>8635602
Hey!
>>8635630
Different person.

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GIVE ME ALL YOUR MEMES

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>>8635654
what?
are the other girls making fun of you?
don't worry, sometimes girls have flat chests, don't get too worked up about thatpi

>>8635626
>A man constantly looking at the floor walks in
>Like if he were glued to a phone but without the phone

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>>8635692
You got it, high quality may-mays coming right up!

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>>8635654
Why?

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>>8635711
THESE ARE PITIFUL AT BEST
>>8635729
FOX
GIVE ME YOUR MEMES

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>>8635755
>confused beep

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>>8635699
Hey there sir!
Welcome to Fluff and stuff!
Everything is for sale. Just name a price.
For example...
>Points to some broken computers
Spare parts, for dirt cheap!

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>>8635755
C'mon, that ain't even all I've got! Don't judge 'em 'till you see 'em, famalasada.

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>>8635630
>...I...have...not...seen...that...before...
>...It...is...very...impressive...
>Centauri uses Stone Edge.

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>>8635777
>MAGNET PULL A BAG OF COINS AT
>>8635786
THESE ARE HORRIBLE

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>>8635777
>777
>Beep boop, son.
>Beep boop.
>Payday: meet cyberduck

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>>8635806
Uh.
Succ?

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>>8635806
>steal meme folder

Haha!

>>8635780
>The man mumbles something to himself
...oh
Sorry it's just.... she.. fuck. She left me, do you have antidepressants?

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>>8635806
>>8635823
...Ow.
>Zeta accepts coins, and gives them to Streambro.

>>8635839
>Heavy sigh.

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>>8635806
Man, magnets, how do they work? Obviously not well, your tastes in danks memes sucks some rank ass, bro.

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>>8635692
>>8635755
>>8635806
Excuse me what the fuck

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(Man I have no clue what to do with this character.)
Hello skinbeasts. I heard about memes?

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>>8635532
Wait, I've got it!
>Pearl whips out a sticky note, scribbles "Need more towels - Room 216" on it, and sticks the note to Fynx's forehead

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>>8635865
>pic
>confused squeek

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>>8635802
>"thank you"
>One of Sol's rays chips, and the Solrock takes opportunity of their locked situation to bring down the remaining Stealth Rocks on both of them
>>8635654
Are you sure? She was an angry red head too!

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>>8635885
ayy

>>8635888
You are a genius! >runs out the door to thr front desk

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>>8635843
I certainly might.
>Fluffles runs excitedly to a corner
>Comes back with a shoebox
>It is full of various random scavenged pill bottles, most of which are factory sealed, and likely good
Check in there. I might have more somewhere....
>Starts poking around for more

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>>8635885
Ayylmeow

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>>8635919
>>8635956
Why do you do this every time?

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>>8635829
5 million for using a bad meme!
>>8635919
Heck yes I am!

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>>8635888
>Pachi is asleep on the foot of the bed.
>He unfortunately was not there to witness Pearl's beautiful calligraphy written on a sheet of solid gold

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>>8635979
I think It's because you're an alien?
Also I've never seen you before so..
Hi.

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>>8636020
It is annoying.
Hello. You are?

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>>8635917
>Centauri anticipated this and manages to push them both out of the way.
>Then freeing himself from the other Solrock, Centauri focuses all of his remaining power into one last Psyshock.

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>>8635979
Isn't that 'hello' in your language?

>>8635986
>out the door

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>>8636037
Ah, yeah I see how that could get a bit irritatin.
I'm Claus.

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>>8636041
No it isn't. What is your designation?
>>8636055
I am Theta-87721345-GALAXY CLASS SCOUT-ECS445.
...Theta is fine. What is your purpose?

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>trot downstairs towards front desk

>>8636067
My designation? My names Fynx. at least i think it is... You have an odd name.

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>>8635938
>Read the labels
>Aspirine, Ibuprofene...
>A dated bottle of Oxycontin
>Something that is just labeled "Ginseng" and doesn't seem to be made by any known pharmaceutical corp
>A half used bottle of Breedfast
How much for the Oxycontin?

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>>8636067
Galaxy class, eh? I assume that's good?
Well, Theta, I uh.. hm.
I'm not sure I have a straight and defined purpose, really.
..or any at all to be totally honest.
Uh, what is it that you do then?

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>>8636105
It is my designation.
A pleasure to meet you, Fynx. What is your purpose?
>>8636159
Primary objective is to learn about ECS-299, designated Earth.
I have created my own secondary objective which is to have "fun." Since my superiors have cut contact with me.
If you have no purpose then why are you alive?

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>>8636124
>Pokes his head up from a pile scrap
For that?
I'll charge you the amazing deal of 1500p.

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>>8636237
A purpose huh? My Purpose is to leave this world colder than from what i left it. Who gave you your purpose?

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>>8636040
>It hits, Sol freezing in its tracks again, becoming sudden dead weight as it stops floating all together
>It takes it a second to resume, and when it does it drags all of the remaining Stealth Rocks over for one last try at a Rock Slide

>>8636295
entered it*
i will put the alcohol away now

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>>8635876
Onix-pected, right?

>>8636237
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>>8636266
1500P? ...deal.
>A few bills are on the counter
>The man didn't even stop to check how much he paid
>Evens and he overpaid

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>>8636237
Ahh, have you checked wikipedia already? That's got most of everything documented on it, so it's a good thing to check out.
I uh, don't suppose scaring birds would be fun for you, would it.
...that's a really good question that i don't have an answer for.

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>>8636309
>The rocks miss completely, flying past Centauri as he floats, motionless in the air.
>Satisfied Solsquint.
>...This...was...enjoyable..,however...I...need...to...rest...
>...Thank...you...Sun...and...Sol...for...this...battle..,I...hope...you...enjoyed...it...as...much...as...I...have...

>Proxima is still watching, floating close to Sun.
>Yes, thank you both. This was very entertaining to watch, I think both Centauri and I would like to battle you again some time.
>But for now, farewell.
>Proxima winks at Sun and Sol while Centauri squints gently at them both before the two rocks float away together.

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>trains again in the back yard
>via fire

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>>8636485
Hey, I got a question for you.

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>>8636295
>>8636333
I see.
My superiors gave me my purpose.
>>8636400
???
>>8636451
Yes I have actually. Very odd of you to keep all the information of... Everything so easy to access.
I suppose it could. And why not make your own purpose?

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>>8636485
Be careful now

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>>8636518
You didn't give you're own purpose? That's kind of sad. Why do you think they are 'superior'?

>>8636503
>t. Lillies roleplayer

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>>8636503
Yeah what is up? I like questions.

>>8636531
I am always super careful!
>fireblast a large boulder
You still feel weird?

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>>8636556
(Nah, I don't play Lillie.)
>>8636574
....... what does the fox say?

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>>8636556
Eat my butt. Just for that!
>Rolling for bag shenanigans.
>Evens: Everyone gets a donut.
>Odds: The donut is squishy and fleshy and doesn't taste like a normal donut.

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>>8636335
>Pokerface

>>8636518
lewd ayy

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>>8636518
Oh, that's good then. It is a liiiittle weird, but it's pretty helpful sometimes, so it's a nice thing to have around.
Well, uh, there ain't a whole lot to do in Unova, especially by yourself, so.. I just don't really know what to do with myself most of the time.
Messing with flying types is fun though, so, that helps.

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>>8636603
Wa-wa-way-do, wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do, wa-wa-way-do!!!

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>>8636552
They created the scouts. I am a clone of the past version that tangled with... The John human as well as others. There are holes in my memory.
They are superior because they created us. Is Arceus not for the same reason?
>>8636682
???
>>8636684
...You are interested in pursuits that violate the law, no? I do not think it would be out of my ability to help with that. A moment please.
>A communicator type thing flips up on his arm.
>He types on it for a moment before it clicks closed.
Yes, I am fine to partner up if you are.

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>at the front desk
>they read that note
>got towels

>>8636743
No. Arceus didn't make us to be superior. I think we are equals like that. You're a clone? huh that is very perplexing. What happened to the previous you? Can you remember?

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>>8636649
What? It's a great EEVEE-ning for puns.
>>8636715
Yessss. High five, yiffer.

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>>8636634
Oooo, a donut.
>Let's see if he can balance the donut on Diamond's nose

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>>8636743
..how did you know? But uh, yeah, I am.
I'm up for just about anything these days, sooo.. sure. Why not.

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>>8636574
Yeah, I wonder when it will stop.
>>8636891
cease this immediately

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>>8636845
I meant in the sense Arceus is our superior, he made us to be inferior.
Oh. A nasty and stupid fight with an old now defunct crew of pirates. Nearly took out two of the Sinnoh gods only to be met with a pipe.
>>8636988
Psychic type.
...Anywhere specific you have in mind? I think we could cook up some real fun things.

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>>8636891
yeah!
>high five

>>8637012
you still in the mood?

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>>8637050
I, er, mixed it up with your predecessor.
In his defense, he wasn't the first or the last highly competent combatant to get unceremoniously ganked with said surprise pipe.

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>>8637050
remember that nobody is better than anyone else here. Arcues is just another pokemon that can also die. Yes they are powerful but not invincible. That sounds horrible with the pirates. did it hurt a lot?

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>>8637062
Mmmm yeah but I wore myself out with our sparring earlier, sorry.

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>>8637166
Sorry about what? I was just wondering. I never have woken up feeling like in the mood for some reason. it is funny!

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>>8637050
Riiight, right.
Uhh, I think the last place I was looking at was a jewelery store? Could get some mineral samples off that.
Ooorrr, we could check out a museum? Plenty of things in those to look at.

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>>8637211
Oh I just figured I got you all excited earlier with the licking only to let you down.

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>>8637012
Aw, what a buzzkill. There's no SHAYMIN in enjoying puns, but I won't RAICHU anymore. It might be a bit punbearable if I continue.

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>>8637115
I know. 444 was an idiot.
Apologies for what happened.
>>8637165
...I do not think Arceus can die, barring the collapse of the universe.
It happened to my previous version, I have no use for the recollection of the past version's pain.
>>8637229
A museum sounds nice. Will you show me to it? Perhaps we can acquire something from there by less than legal means.

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>>8637260

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>>8637248
yeah well....
Want to spar again? or are you all tired....

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>>8637314
>she stretches and yawns
I think I have one left in me.
You ready?

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>>8637314
>>8637345
...I think I am lost.

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>>8637267
Yeah we'll see. Why not include the pain? Won't that increase your survival instinct?

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>>8637368
...Who are you?

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>>8637345
ok you go then!

>>8637368
wha?

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>>8637381
I am Type: Full prototype four. Which way to Unova?
>>8637386
Hello.

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>>8636437
Have a good day, sir!
>Put the bills in the register
>Hums along to an upbeat song from the radio while cleaning and moving things around

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>>8637401
Uhh I'm not sure sorry.

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>>8637267
I.. don't really know where any are.
I'm not from Unova, I just kinda got dragged from Kanto with the promise of loot.

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>>8637267
Please do not rob anything in Castelia, wouldn't want certain mayor candidate to go even more full retard.

>>8637368
>>8637401
Calm down and state the location.

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>>8637375
I have plenty of survival instinct.
And a cloning bay. Hence I have no use for pain.
>>8637443
I see... Hm.
Why not look together?
>Grab Claus' paw and float off.
>Rolling to find the museum.
>>8637472
Oh? Hm. I see.

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>>8637401
uuuh What is a unova?

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>>8637401
Sounds like you're ESPURR-cially lost, woofer.
>>8637268
What, are you gonna pun-ish me?

>>8637477
>77
bad part of town

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>>8637434
Thank you.
>>8637472
Kalos.
>Send location.
>>8637486
Weren't you in Unova for a bit?
>>8637498
...
bad.

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>Reach into bag.
>Rolling for a nice soda.
>Evens: Yay its not in your anus.
>Odds: Sorry about your anus, bucko.

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>>8637472
>Audible Sweating

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>>8637477
Sounds good to me-owth.
>Roll for museum spotting as well I guess?

>>8637602
...Cool.
>Slurrrrp

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>>8637602
???
>>8637647
I'm not seeing any...
>Point at building.
What is a bar?
>Hand soda to Claus.

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>>8637524
From Kalos you have to go west, across the ocean.

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>>8637472
I honestly don't understand how that man's even in the running for mayor of Castelia. ...Although I'm glad he's not running for senator, because if he somehow got that, then that means I'd have to deal with him on a daily basis.

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>>8637602
>Cross internet stare
.. I'll take the soda, but I'm watching you, sister.

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>>8637524
You're lucky I didn't AXEW a question.

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>>8637602
>Soda plops down
Oh. Neat.
>Mark it for 200p, then sets it next to some other beverages for sale
>Works on making a mannequin in the corner more fashionable, by adding clothes to it, hopefully selling them

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>>8637675
Understood. Heading out.
>>8637700
It isn't that I don't appreciate your humor.
It's that your humor lacks spark.

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>>8637662
Me neither.
Uhh, it's a place with like, alcoholic drinks and stuff. Sometimes they're full of uh, not so friendly people.
ooo thanks.
>Slurrrrp x2 combo

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>>8637700
I saw somebody, like, axe a Genesect a question once.
He's dead now, don't miss him.

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>>8637736
Interesting... Let's see it?
>Push the door open.
...Why are the humans naked?

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>>8637680
My guess is money, just enough so his close circle of sycophant doesn't fuck off immediately. That or blackmail.
Actually, the latter seems more plausible.

>>8637741
The answer was too hot to handle.

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>>8637741
BUDEW you know if the Genesect did it?
>>8637721
Yours lack a certain... bark.

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>>8637776
>>8637736
..... who brought their Pokemon into the 5th street bar?

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>>8637776
Sssure why n-
oh.
oh my.
Uh.. this is a strip club.

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>>8637869
>Autotranslator: On.
...Hello?
>>8637879
I don't understand. Is that the true inner layer of the human?
Are the cloth based assets not their shell?

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>>8637832
He made a bad decision, like, and got roasted Furret.
>>8637845
I'd Raichu full details, but I don't wanna have Sunkern that much time into remembering it.

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>>8637933
>>8637845
>>8637700
Why do people like puns

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>>8637832
Hm. Well, let's at least hope for Castelia's sake that he loses that specific race.

>>8637845
...Do I know you?

>>8637980
you here to ruin more plot?

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>>8637925
Uhhhh. The top layer is the skin, then it's all.. meat, then bone. They just wear clothes for warmth and uh.. modesty.

>>8637869
...
>Wave

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>>8637933
Well if you don't mind I'm gonna MIMIKYU and keep on writin' puns.
>>8637971
C'mon, it's punacceptable not to!
>>8637980
Maybe, I travel a bit fampai.

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>>8637925
>>8638053
Hey? Are you two here for drinks or...?

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>>8638053
It is?
>>8638082
>Theta lifts Hilbert's shirt.
...I don't understand.

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>>8638054
...Have you, perhaps, been to Virbank City before?

>>8638001
(He stopped that.)

>>8638150
Hey there.
Copfag here, I need to get some info out discreetly. I think my boss is going judge to judge, looking for one to sign off on some stuff. Not sure on the exact details but that's breaking protocol so hard it can't be good.

>>8638150
Copfag here.

I hate my job time to shoot some people

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>>8638113
Yep.
I don't really get it either.

>>8638082
>Shrug

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>>8638150
Yeah, defs, what kinda traveler would I be if I didn't stop at good ol' Virbank?

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>>8637933
>>8637845
Nothing was left but Dustox the wind.
...I'll stop

>>8637980
So does most of Castelia, at least the saner parts. And nearby cities as well.
>>8637980

(Kinda wish Chuckles would drop Artie because holy shit I have no clue what he wants me to do with Artie.)

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>>8638242
Stand down, officer.
Sounds like you need to cool off, call in sick and maybe see a psych.
There's no shame in having just plain seen too much.

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>>8638113
>>8638256
.... what are you doing?

>>8638303
(artie?)

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>>8638217
Nice.

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>>8638256
Humans are weird...
>>8638347
What is there besides drinks?
>Reach for bulge in strange black crotch based exoskeleton.

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>>8638276
As a senator from Virbank, I can confirm that the latter is true.

>>8638217
...

...I'm not entirely sure, but if I'm not mistaken... that might even be illegal, depending on what sort of "stuff" he wants the judge to sign off on, especially since it's shaky enough for judges to turn him down. ...What is he trying to get signed off on?

...And who, might I ask, is this boss of yours? ...Because I have a few suspicions already.

>>8638303
(Why do you need to do anything with Artie? Who art thou?)

>>8638197
(Just don't reply, man, isn't worth it. They're only in it for the (you)'s)

>>8638351
(Senator of Virbank and former movie star, loosely based on Arnold Schwarzenegger- who I'm also using as his faceclaim.)

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>>8638389
I know, right?
>He says as he watches an alien shove his hand in a dudes underwear for science
>Slurrrrrrp soda

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>>8638389
>>8638347
>Porygon emerges from an abandoned Pokedex under a table
>Video recorded activated
>Zooooom

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>>8638389
Wooooah, okay, nope, definitely nope.
>Remove the ayy's hand from your pants
You can watch the dancers, chat, play pool... It's really up to you.
>>8638473
>Hilbert doesn't even notice

>>8638418
Copfag here. Can't name names, but you've got the right guy if you're going high-profile.
I think it's some sort of warrant, and the first judge who turned him down is as by-the-book as it gets. So, his physical evidence is probably less than an open-and-shut case.
Now, if I was a crooked SOB, I'd only pull that in one of two situations. First is if I was convinced evidence would come pouring out the closet with a warrant, and the second's if I expected a suspect to go fugitive or resist arrest.
I'll try to see who it's for...

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>>8638533
>Traffic light hand is put in further.
Why do you have such a small Seviper in there?
>>8638446
Claus is this normal behavior?

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>>8638557
-Neat.-
-I see [REDACTED] is up to more bs.-
-Hm.-
-Let's see where this goes, shall we?-
>Command?
>__

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>>8638570
I don't think so? Then again I haven't really been in one of these places before so, it might be.
..Also that's not a Seviper...

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>>8638533
>>8638570
>Digital giggling from under the table
>Hopefully Porygon remembered to set his volume to low instead of having it on maximum
>Audio recorder activated

>>8638570
>Flustered Hilbert: happen
Oh my god. It's not even that...
>Exasperated Aether sounds
>Attempt to remove Ayyy hand from pants one o

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>>8638685
(Fuck, accidentally click. DRINK)

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>>8638557
Hm. Well, it's still troubling regardless. ...The sort of troubling that should get this unnamed individual fired.

...Can you at least tell me what city that this high-profile man works in? ...Because if my suspicions are correct, he's in Castelia.

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>>8638625
I see...
What is it then?
>>8638685
>For convenience of not fisting Hilbert on the first interaction the traffic light hand is removed.
Are you well?

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>>8638743
..It's his penis.

>>8638705
Copfag here.
Confirmed, sir.
I can't get close enough to get names.
fuck he saw me phonepostin

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>Jingle jingle.

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>>8638853
-Sucks.-
_New objective: [REDACTED]._
>Cyberspace Warp: Building 24: Virbank: Basement

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>>8638743
I can't say that strangers shoving their hands down my pants is an uncommon occurrence so... I guess I'm fine.

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>>8638818
And that is what?
>>8638977
I see. Are the people over there the dancers?
>>8638879
Yes?

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>>8638929
>The Catalyst Radio Station "basement"
>Actually a secret lab
>Genesect Unit 4 is here
>Necrozma may or may not be here

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>>8639011
It's.. what male humans use to procreate.
And most pokemon, too.

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>>8639011
... are they wearing clothes?

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>sneaking around, looking for treasure and people to mug
>the next dubs is the first victim

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>>8639067
-Neat.-
-Interfacing....-
_Quack._
>L-Arm-1: Interface 1: Look through stored memories.

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>>8639089
Odd... That seems interesting.
What is yours like?
>>8639095
No.
That makes them the dancers?

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>>8639120
>Unfortunately, Unit 4 lacks a brain
>Barely an automaton, it only respnds to the registered admin

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Todays weather in Hoenn will be cloudy, with light chance of showers

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>>8639176
-Interesting.-
_Quack._
>L-Arm-1: Interface 1: Look through stored data in nearby computers.

>>8639103
Victimize me

>>8639212
>The nearby computers either haven't been used much, or contain data about Necrozma
>Mostly his activities

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>>8639233
>attacks anon and steal his stuff
>roll to see what he has in his bag

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>>8639157
Uhhhhh..
It's.. uh..
... i don't know how to explain that.

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>>8639157
It's a strip club. The people without clothes are dancers, some of them should be heading to the poles soon.

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>>8639290
_Main lab must contain the more sensitive information._
_QUACK._
-Thank you.-
-The cameras seeing me have been noted.-
>Action: L-Arm-1: Wave.
>Cyberspace Warp: A-Class [REDACTED].

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>>8639333
Will you show me?
>>8639358
I see...
>Grab Claus' hand and lead him to the bar.

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>>8639212
>Mozzarella: exit mouse hole and curiously look up at this Porygon-Z
...Who are you-
>>8639390
...Uh, okay?

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>UNIT ONE: SNOOP ON COLRESS

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>>8639452
>Colress: Roll to not be doing anything lewd.

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>>8639461
....
>UNIT ONE: OPTICS: ZOOM FOR MORE EFFECTIVE SNOOPING

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>catapult voltorb launched at the radio station
>self destruct

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>>8639390
You shouldn't be in here.
Leave, please. Please.
>>8639424
Hi, Mozzi. Um... can you bring Mister John or the odd doggos if the Porygon doesn't leave, please?

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>>8639320
there is a big ammount of p and a big stach of oran berries
>the totodile runs away and hides