ITT: Pokemon are real.
How are you faring after that Arceus wish?
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>>8628667
Uhm. No reason. They any good?
>>8628798
Not well.
>>8628764
>chuckles a bit at the bag ripping
You might want to get used to your size huh?
Is that a Charcoal?
>takes
>examines
This is a pretty good one to. that's awesome thanks a lot!
>>8628798
where is my dad and my pancakes
>>8628798
not well, i can't stop thinking of sex
how long does this takes?
>>8628852
Thanks. Uhhh...I didn't know what it was called, just that Fire types like it. Errr...yeah. It's no problem, though. I can just make another. I just feel so great now! *bounces and runs around* Iwannaruniwannaruniwannarun! Errr...be right back.
*he speeds off into the distance, happy as can be*
>>8628850
Yeah it was alright....
>lewd thoughts intensifies
>>8628914
>waves bye
>>8628798
Wish?
>>8628908
>plate waffle for the snipper
>>8628947
yes
thank u arceus
>eat
>>8628798
>...We...are...better...now...
>Yes, it was quite distressing at first. Especially for Centauri, although we both feel like our normal selves again.
>>8629019
You're welcome, sport.
>>8628798
What wish?
>>8629019
You are a funny looking Krabby by the way.
>>8628947
>smell sylvie
>>8628798
A wish?
Oh. That explains it.
>Lewd thoughts continue
>Shelldon tries to walk them off
>>8629105
What exactly do I smell like right now?
>>8629046
yes
>>8629105
i come from the future
>>8629155
Strawberries!
>>8629194
from the future?!
>>8629273
si amico
>>8629273
Hmm if I smell like strawberries and taste like strawberries, does that make me a strawberry?
>>8629373
Who is the best trainer in the future?
>>8629407
hmmmm
>audible think
>lick sylvie again
You could very well be a strawberry.
>>8629490
dave
>>8629490
>>8629407
>just staring at zorro licking sylvie
>while silently eating her waffles
>sighs thinking that she won't meet someone whe she will be with like sylvie and zorro are
>resumes eating
>>8629523
whos your dad?
>>8629523
he gets it
cross internet high five dude
>>8629490
>she giggles at the lick
Hehe I guess i really am the best berry.
>>8629528
>notice Adri staring
Is something wrong?
>>8629593
two dad
>>8629612
yes
>crabhammer frankie's computer
>>8629523
how does the world end?
>>8629640
The bestest Berry!
>>8629640
>she steer the gaze away
no, nothing
i'll let you two by yourselves, so i won't bother you guys
>she rushly eat the rest of the waffles
sorry for that
>odds: she chokes on it
>she goes to the other room
>>8629713
Did he just really do that?
>>8629741
Uhh
>>8629741
Uh oh!
Sylvie what do we do?
>>8629713
sweet
rip his computer though
gone to PCātummaharaja
it will be missed
>>8629741
>she starts chocking on it
>she is panicking a bit and tries to solve on her own
>>8629775
>>8629776
>she's so embarrased she runs away, still chocking
>roll to take the piece out and stop choking
>>8629865
>ribbon squeeze the knife wife, roll to not cutself
>>8629713
what
>>8629775
yes
>>8629857
addio
>>8629902
ciao bambola del sesso
>>8629865
uuuuh
>>8629900
good thinking!
>>8629900
>sylvie saved adri
thanks...
i screwed up again...
sorry for breaking the mood between you two
>>8629952
sorry zorro, i shouldn't even got out of bed today...
>>8629933
wait a sec
howd you get here from the future
thought that that was like
a catalyst tech thing
>>8630040
cmon fish
was it the magic onion
>>8630000
You're fine girl just be more careful.
>>8629933
>>8630040
Get out of here or I'm getting the boiling water.
>>8630078
>Shelldon hears "Boiling water" from a distance
>Freezes, and scans the surroundings for hon hons
>Bonehead: drag yourself out of the wakshop because ughhh gravity is a horrible curse upon existance why is hover tech so finnicky
>Go bother your husband
>>8630078
Stiiiii-
wait why is there a mini lobster.
>>8630256
you need some help fisho
>>8630256
Out.
>>8630273
Not for you, Shelldon.
>>8630275
I don't know...
>>8630279
wait
>>8630297
ok
watch this
i am cool
>jump into volcano
>>8630305
oh shit
fuckin fs out for the lobster
>>8630297
>>8630305
...Well then.
Uh, how's.. I forget what you were doing.. but uh, how is that going?
Because making things hover under load is surprisingly difficult.
>>8630344
joke is on you
i am using all of my strong movies to say that i am not a death
oh god it h
>>8630073
I should be
Sometimes i feel that i'm a magnet of bad luck
Now i'll leave you two alone.
I'll be by myself for some time
But thanks for the waffles Sylvie
>adri gets out of the kitchen and goes sit by herself in the living room
>>8630366
dude
you sure you dont want help
im like
standing at the edge of this volcano like some sorta shitty vulture
caw caw motherfucker
>>8630305
>>8630366
what
>>8630363
Magnets maybe?
Uh, anyway I finished that outfit and made some more flags?
>>8630415
>pet plush
>>8630415
Yeah I.. I tried that. That only works over metal surfaces though.
Oh, right, right, that's nice. Uhm, need me to try it on or anything? Make sure it fits right?
>>8630460
>Confused plush noise.
Yes?
>>8630491
Dangit. Rockets? Fire?
Anyway, yes please.
>Show husbonedo schoolgirl outfit that should actually fit his butt.
>>8630491
>get goo
Made it! Sunyshore City!
>>8628932
>He mumbles something about how they weren't a waste of money, at the very least
Right... Go get something to drink! Wash that peanut butter out of your ears, too!
>His thought process at the moment consists of essentially two things - lewd thoughts revolving around that candy and 'you fucked up.'
>>8630371
>get knife goo
Where do you buy pokeballs?
>>8630694
nice hair shitlord do you do it blindfolded
>>8630594
Rockets would work. For a very short time and be largely uncontrollable. It's all an issue of flight time and control really. I'll figure something out eventually..
Ooh, that looks really nice, hun.
>Take the outfit from the plush husband and put it on for him
Do I look good?
>>8630694
The gym
>>8630694
Sorry, you might wanna trim your hair first! They don't let you in the stores with bladed weapons!
>>8630714
>Tfw your joke is stolen before you can even say it
>Damnit, Gladi
>>8630666
w-what?
what are you doing?
>knife goo aquired
>good job anon now you have lots of knife goo
>blushing
>>8630765
>i try
hey sun you wanna go find some nerds and beat their pokes up
>>8630737
>Float around goo based husband.
Hmm... Looks good to me!
You wanna keep it on? Maybe take it off when you're working on stuff or we're gonna go somewhere...?
>>8630714
You know I'm have three more of these outfit so I'm not afraid to get this one dirty.
>>8630738
Thanks dork. We're about to Chazz it up.
>>8630765
Was that an insult? I'm still waiting on the insult part.
>>8630661
Oh yeah i forgot about the peanut butter!
>runs into the bathroom.
>sounds of sink running
>lewd thoughts intensifies more.
>>8630656
Nice, you're there to visit your mother right?
>>8630811
>fite me nerd
>gdi i fucking ran out of malibu
>why is the rum gone gladi
Okay! Who first?
>>8630869
Have you ever accidentally stabbed someone with your hair?
>>8630869
>Solsquint and Lunasquint at.
>...You...are...strange...even...for...a...human...
>>8630869
well if youre gonna get it dirty like
am i gonna have to change your diaper chazz
>>8630926
>lets bust out the alcohol man
>party time
uhh
>>8630928
wanna fight some rocks?
>>8630900
Yep! She was surprised!
How are you today ribbons?
>>8630839
Great!
Uhm, sure, I guess.
do i really look good in it?
>>8630869
>Trim off some of that edge
>>8630986
Doing well even if I feel a bit weird.
>>8630949
>fugging sweet
>inb4 i actually get drunk
Sure! Do you need a ride?
>>8628798
It sucks! I've just been ignoring it, but it still sucks!
>adri is on the living room
>completely embarrased to what happened in the kitchen
>sighs
why do i screw up so frequently
>>8630926
Accidentally? No.
>>8630928
You you're strange for a floating orange.
>>8630949
Don't lose your french fries trying to come up with weak insults to throw at The Chazz.
>>8630998
Heck yeah!!
>Smooch that bonehead.
>Rub the scaletum.
You're super cute.
>>8630297
>Sigh of relief
>Keeps patrolling, bored
>>8630998
...
>Roll to suppress brief lewd thoughts as he passes by
>>8631023
is it a bad weird or a good weird?
>>8628798
Arceus is a cruel god.
>>8631073
.... The fact that you call yourself "The Chazz" is more of an embarrassment than any insult I am capable of coming up with at the moment. Congratulations.
>>8631115
Good weird
>>8630890
>Hide every single piece of candy while the Fennekin is washing up
>Roll to contain lewd thoughts long enough to hide things properly
>>8630949
>...We...do...not...wish...to...cause...harm...
>Unless you are proposing what most here refer to as a friendly battle?
>>8631073
>...Your...insult...is...weak...
>Just like you are, in more ways than one.
>>8631041
nah flying silvs does great
>>8631073
i wont chaz
with one z
misspelling your name is a much crueler insult than even your choice of clothes
>>8631083
>Smooch that plushbando
t-thanks, hun.
Love youuu~.
>>8631088
..hi.
>Slightly awkward wave to the shellfish special
>>8631156
>La Liona: habben
>Sun: Arrive
>Squint at the Solrock
>>8631159
Yeah, but Silvally is so slooooooow
>>8630949
>>8631159
>Activate Narco-Chip
>>8631204
>Activate knife
>>8631156
friendly man
>>8631201
you sure
cause like
hey
hello
its me
gladion
>>8631204
o shit
>>8631222
O SHIT
I'm going to catch this Charmander. Then I'm going to kick everyone's butt. Starting with potato head. THEN I'm going to be the best. In. That. Order.
The Chazz out.
>>8631222
>wew lad
>>8628798
Spent the entire locked up in the "workshop basement"
>>8631222
what do you want?
>>8631134
Awesome! I might go do a little training in the back yard.
>>8631222
Understood.
>>8631204
>Stab.
>>8631204
>Sound of Skitts hissing in the distance
>I stg im fucking cursed or some shit
>Everyone always falls asleep on me
>Im gonna fugging cry if that happens irl too
>'hey gladi cna i get the snugs'
>'zzz'
>>8631233
I bet Nebby and I can get to Sinnoh faster than you!
>>8631261
Entire morning, that is.
>>8631142
>relief on face
So how's your 'challenge' coming along?
>>8631088
>Lobster is pure.
>>8631164
...
>Awkward wave back
Hello.
...
Nice weather today, huh?
>>8631262
>>8631272
>Double the knives
>>8631201
>Solsquint.
>...Hello...Sun...
>>8631233
>Of course, that will be fine then.
(Just so you guys are aware I'm slow as fuck, sorry in advance about that.)
>>8631268
You wanna spar again?
*two pokemon suddenly come out of the bushes*
Heheheh. Ummm...I'm back?
>>8631243
Excuse you? I have exclusive claims to that butt, kick someone else's posterior.
>>8631243
pffft
bruh
you cant be the best
im already the best
fite me
>>8631314
Your next order?
>>8631362
>Leave a copy of Viewtiful Joe with the note "Please play this sometime."
>>8631204
>Try to trace IP
>Probably fail
>Wistfully polish Beating Stick anyway
>>8631204
>ANGRY HYENA SOUNDS
>>8631272
>>8631382
>squint
who are you?
>>8631330
Yeah if you want to that is!
>>8631428
>They're you, but stronger.
(Faba is mainly going to be for shitposting. Might do a plot thing since people have been saying he's up to a lot of shit.)
Yuk yuk yuk.
Have fun getting me, shmucks.
>Activates Narco-Chip in Type:Fulls and goes off to eat beans.
>>8631204
Choose: South Pole, Mariana's Trench or getting dunked upon like the rest of Lusamine's loyalists.
>>8631484
BWAARK BWARK BWA-
>Snooze time: happen
>>8631495
I don't think Ruffles and Company are up for that type of mission yet. Maybe scouting at best.
>>8631428
Call me whatever you must.
>>8631468
Yeah!
>Psyshock the fox
252+ SpA Choice Specs Sylveon Psyshock vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 96-114 (32.5 - 38.6%) -- 99.1% chance to 3HKO
>>8631313
I uh, haven't been outside yet..
..but I guess so?
>>8631503
>>8631547
whoa!
>jump out of the way skillfully
>drought
>fireblast
ᵇᵒʳᵏ
>>8631566
>crit
>have to roll an 8 or 9 to survive
>>8631541
Alright...
What's your name so i can call you?
I'm adri, and you?
>>8631599
>10% hp remains
>>8631566
that was a great attack hon!
>Psyshock
>>8631599
>>8631623
>dodge again
thanks!
>fireblast
>>8631644
>another crit and Sylvie is KOd
>Zorro gains 1984 exp
>>8631527
No scouting, just one bean that is going to get forcefully replanted somewhere he can not blog.
The Chazz returns. This time stronger than the last. Now with this Charmander. What does a Charmander eat? The thing will not be quiet.
>>8631560
...
Sort of cloudy, last time I checked.
Done anything, uh, interesting recently?
>>8631601
Moonsoon.
A pleasure to meet you. Unfortunately I have to work to kill a target in Castelia. If you'd give me a moment to finish this up we can speak further.
>Rolling for success.
>>8631668
Wha...? I won?
>apply revive directly to the Sylvie
I won!
>>8631693
>Unsettled squinting
>Hoping it's not him
>>8631702
Hehe good job with those fireblasts hon, I guess you can say I'm hot and bothered now.
Wanna have another go?
>>8631683
>Solsquint.
>...I...would...suggest...consulting...your...regional...professor
>...What...region...are...you...in..?
>>8631712
>Not today.
>May be hearing a silent takedown going wrong.
>Rolling for success.
>>8631312
Uh... We're heading out for Syllage gym when Dia wakes up. Maybe.
>Continue hugging said trainer like a plush
>>8631761
I get back to Castelia, walk right into a murder scene first hour. Fuck...
>Thorpe sends out a Pangoro!
>>8631690
Sounds nice to me.
Uh.. I made a collar?..
Working on figuring out how to make things hover.
Not much other than that really.
>>8631693
well bye moonsoon
maybe we can talk a bit, haven't chatted with a bisharp in a long whie
don't die
>>8631761
>Are bisharps unlucky or something like that?
>>8631723
Yeah sure i am down.
Hit me this time!
>>8631683
Have you considered that the Charmander may be upset over being uprooted from its previous lifestyle? Charmanders have a preference for meat, but if necessary they can live off of berries. However, I would not suggest it.
>>8631752
Kalos. The land of Champions. and also The Chazz.
>>8631818
Alright here goes nothing
>psyshock
>>8631794
>more battles
>shudder
Oh well.... what type is that gym?
Also we are out of clean towels...
>regigigas is the stealthiest regi
>operation stalk diamond and pearl is a go
>>8631803
Target eliminated, yet another appears.
Easy, be lucky I spare you.
>Rolling for success with last two numbers.
>Cut open a bag of Vileplume Dust and throw it at Thorpe and his mons with last number.
>Rolling for escape with second to last.
>>8631846
ow! You finally got a hit this time.
>fireblast
>>8631844
>Oh, a champion are you?
>Would you a care for a friendly battle with Centauri and I?
>We haven't had a challenging battle for a while now.
>>8631883
>She dodges the fire easily
Where's my Zorro from the last battle?
>psyshock
>>8631858
Bug! I think. It should be easy, we're leveled enough for it.
>>8631860
>Stealthy Regi
>Pearl doesn't notice the Regi outside the window
>>8631844
And also the arrogant and self-important.
>>8631860
>observe and munch popcorn
>A livestream opens up on the nearest device to SB, N, Colress, Sun and Lillie.
>It's just Faba eating beans with a white background on a white desk.
>Every time it looks like he's done another bag is slapped onto the table and he starts eating them again.
>>8631842
So they eat pretty much anything.
>give charmander chexmix
>>8631903
Oh yeah. Prepare yourselves for The Chazz.
>Sends out a level 5 Charmander.
>>8631944
Sounds like something someone poor would say.
>>8631863
>63
>Thorpe avoids getting a faceful, and decides to call it in.
"Dispatch, we have a rogue Bisharp, victim down at Pier 6, moving northwest. I'm moving to stabil- yes, I know this is a civilian 911 channel, I left the force recently..."
>Thorpe staggers over to try to provide first aid to the poor sap that Monsoon sliced and diced.
>>8631903
Hey, I thought you were gonna battle me?
>>8631959
How are you not fat?
>>8631959
>>8631992
>>8631959
>UNIT ONE: SNOOP FROM THE CEILING
>>8631928
aaah man!
>fireblast
>>8631808
...
Sounds neat, I guess.
By the way, I think the pond water has some sort of disease in it.
>>8631959
As the resident media expert, I can say with full confidence that your streams suck and your blog is garbage.
>Meanwhile, Hal and Jay are having a field day in the comments section
>>8632010
252 SpA Charcoal Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon in Sun: 195-231 (60.7 - 71.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Ouch! There you go, good hit!
>psyshock
>>8631970
>Amused Solsquint.
>Centauri watches while Proxima floats forward to fight.
>Level 46 Lunatone vs Level 5 Charmander.
>You may have the first attack if you wish.
>Proxima waits.
>>8631978
>...Patience..,Sun...
>...This...won't...take...long...
>>8631940
Yeah no offence to bug pokemon but they are pretty weak in battles....
Did i get all the peanut butter out? I still feel it in there
>scratch ears
>>8631978
>>8631992
>>8632000
>>8632036
>After breaking his record of 45 whole sacks of beans eaten...
>Faba breaks down into tears.
>An Aether member offscreen stops the stream.
>>8631970
I get the feeling I'm going to get acquainted with you on a professional basis.
Before you ask, that's not a positive turn of events.
>>8632072
So... does this mean there's Aether remnants still in a position to cause us problems? Crappy streams don't count.
>>8631971
He's dead, jim.
>>8632000
>Bug too sneaky.
>>8632072
what the fuck
>>8632088
John.
What the fuck.
>>8632044
Ha! that was your first mistake.
Charmander use growl!
>charmander worry
>growl
>>8632088
Oh yeah? what's that supposed to mean?
>>8632039
wwhoa!
>fireblast
>>8632105
Well, hell.
EMTs can call it when they show...
>Rolling for Complications.
>>8631970
No, that is most definitely not what I said. They can't digest grains.
>>8632088
>Exasperated glance
>>8632026
..What?
Oh, it uh.. it might need a pump filter. Stagnant water isn't good for most things.
>>8632072
Oh I get it. Some kind of artistic performance.
>>8632088
Probably.
>>8632112
What the fuck.
>>8632126
>is KO'd again
>>8632088
>>8632112
>>8632145
>>8632147
>The stream briefly comes back open.
>Faba is shirtless.
>He cuts open a bag of beans and pours it over his head with his mouth open.
>Roll for if he starts choking.
>>8632044
>>8632113
Ha, okay! I can wait!
>Sun watches, judging heavily
>>8632158
>run over and apply revive
That was fun! It was also really close....
>>8632166
I'm going to bed.
>>8632166
>ROBOTIC SCREECHING
WHAT THE FUCK
>Roll to see if Unit One falls off of the ceiling
>>8632112
>>8632145
>>8632147
Just saying, he gives that impression.
I'll simmer down now.
>>8632113
I'd recommend reading up on Pokemon care as to keep that little guy happy and healthy.
Juuuust saying.
>>8632166
Wow, and I thought my former employer back in my accounting days was hard on the eyes.
>>8632213
>Slam.
>Well Colress is definitely alseep now.
>>8632146
Pump?
Do we have one?
I'd rather not get sick again...
>>8632113
>I apologize in advance for what I'm going to do to you, little one.
>Proxima used Psychic.
>>8632059
Nope! Still some in the left ear. Here.
>Pearl holds up a mirror for Fynx
>>8632240
... no, I'm agreeing with you. Apologies if that wasn't clear.
>>8632242
... COLRESS?
>ACTION: SHAKE COLRESS
>>8632181
Yeah this is pretty fun, you wanna go again?
>>8632166
>Dubs.
>He isn't choking.
>>8632197
>>8632213
>>8632240
>>8632259
>An Aether foundation member comes on screen and shuts the stream off.
>All you can hear for a few moments is Faba sobbing and someone asking to get the beans away from him.
>>8632476
.... He's definitely gone downhill since I last saw him.
>>8632247
>charmander runs out of the path of psychic
>frantically
You fool! you can not hit my pokemon.
Charmander. Use scratch
>charminder scratch
>>8632240
Yeah how hard could it be? It's almost like a dog.
>>8632145
That's good to know!
>pull out some beef jerky.
You're not so bad for a head of lettuce.
>>8632166
>>8632476
...he has some serious issues.
>>8632474
You're full of it today huh? Yeah let's go!
>>8632246
Yeah, we've got plenty. Even if we didn't they're not exactly difficult to make.
I'll go grab one and some hosing, maybe some purification tablets.
Uh, meet out by the pond I guess?
>Bonehead: go dig through the basement for that junk
well i wonder what all that was about?
when he said for me to call him, was for a date?
nah, he seemed to serious for that kind of joke, i wonder what he meant by that, was he hitting on me or not?
>she is still under the lewd wish effect
>>8632531
>Roll to be a normal basement decoration and not be noticed.
>>8632254
AAAH! I hate things in my ears.
Do you have a a paper towel or anything? The ones in the bathroom are.... used.
>scritching peanut butter ear with great purpose
>>8632537
...
>Projectile tongs: be launched.
Doesn't anyone read the sign?
And didn't I tell you to get lost?
>>8632557
>Bonk.
>Continue being a normal tree.
>>8632511
>Dubsfail.
>So does Charmander Scratch itself in panic or something?
>>8632572
>>8632557
>Be a normal piece of paper as well.
>>8632578
>He might trip and accidentally claw himself, it doesn't matter how you go about it
>That's up to you to interpret
>>8632557
>>8632572
>>8632592
>...... be a smelter
>>8632528
Gotta keep my mind off sex somehow!
>psyshock
>>8632572
>>8632592
>>8632609
Woah where did we get this new stuff at?
>>8632639
amazon prime
>>8632572
..Get out or the next one's a bone.
>>8632592
>>8632609
...
>Grab block of high explosives from the corner
i swear to helix i will kill all of us.
>>8632645
>Amazon drone flies off in the distance
>>8632622
>hit hard
oooof
>shaky fireblast
>>8632511
>Charmander's Scratch hits.
>It also shatters his claws.
>Probably not the best idea to scratch a Rock type.
>I'm so sorry, little one. We'll get you to a Pokemon Center after this.
>Proxima uses Psychic.
>>8632667
>Amazon now offers half-day shipping
>>8632678
Keep it up! (you're at 45% sylvie is at 32%)
>psyshock!
>>8632639
>>8632654
>>8632704
>Oop.
>Go.
>>8632712
>i forgot how much psyshock does lol
>slammed by another
arg!!
>fireblast again
>>8632754
>KO'd
>>8632696
>charmander running around holding his hurt claw
>then hit by the psychic
>ko'd
What! How could I lose to that? I don't get this at all.
>dramatically falls to knees....
>>8632572
>>8632592
>>8632609
>>8632749
...
Uh...Okay then?
>>8632531
Alright.
I'll wait there, I guess...
>Shelldon walks off, presumably towards the pond
>>8632696
>>8632794
Haha okay, I'll show you how it's done, if they're still up for a battle!
>>8632777
>777
>Blahblah i have no snarky bs prepared
>Fairies are gay how's that
>Payday: face
>>8632794
>It is because I am much stronger than your Charmander.
>Now, please go take the poor thing to a Pokemon Center, it must have hurt it's claw pretty badly.
>>8632811
>Solsquint.
>...I...will...fight...this...time...
>...Is...that...acceptable..?
>>8632886
>whimpers
>>8632777
>runs over applies anther revive
How many revives do we have left anyway?
This is too fun!
>>8632890
The Pokewhat?
>>8632934
>>8632954
>Appearify.
Kree?
>>8632970
>Cross internet stare of judging
>>8632954
>panting slightly
I don't know but I dont think we have to worry about buying more. Again?
>>8632890
Okay! Sol, Let's go!
>Sun's own Solrock is sent out
>>8632988
yeah sure! I never seen you have this much vigor before-
>>8632976
Huh?
>>8632970
Please tell me you're fucking with me.
>Faith in mankind: dwindling
>>8632976
hey, it's you again
>wave arm
how are you doing?
>>8632976
You again?
>>8633021
Alright!
>Psyshock
>>8632982
>picks up the ko'd mander
What? I'm new okay?
>>8633064
The Chazz never jokes.
>>8632970
>Psychically project an image of a Pokemon Center into his mind.
>Go there, please. They will heal your Charmander.
>>8633018
>Solsquint at the other Solrock.
>Centauri used Calm Mind.
...
>Put block o' boom back
>Return to digging through the place for a pump
>Gotta fix that lobsterpot-.. pond.
>>8633021
>>8633085
>Wave.
Kree?
>>8633066
Krrr xurrrrrr?
>Take battle pose.
>Points at Zorro and Sylvie.
Krrrr?
>>8633097
Typically one researchers the proper methods of caring for a Pokemon before accepting one as a companion
>>8633117
hey treebro are you up and fuckin gettin your battle on without me
>>8633117
oh, you want to the two of us to spar with zorro and sylvie?
>>8633085
>>8633021
so what about it?
let's spar?
>>8632970
>>8633097
How the fuck did you even get a trainer license?
>>8633124
Mr. N?
What if he hit his head really hard like my Fletchinder friend?
>>8633097
Go to town! Find the Pokecenter! Find it!
Quick!
>>8633085
Ha! Missed me.
>fireblast
>>8633117
>Wave back
>>8633192
Ill get you!
>psyshock
>>8633140
What up, bro? You think we can do a 3v2?
Maybe 2v2 without the fuckin' fairy.
>>8633153
>>8633192
Krr? Xurrrrr?
>>8633108
>surprise image in head
WHA! Oh that building. Yeah I passed one of those this morning.
>>8633124
yeah yeah yeah
>>8633156
I bought one.
>>8633161
I hope the healthcare around this place is good.
>>8633108
>Solsquint right back at him
>Each of Sol's rays glow, a flame lighting at the tip of each as he begins spinning
>Sol used Will-O-Wisp!
>>8633224
yeah fuck fairies. lets up and make this a kick ass 2v2
>>8633224
so... what are the teams?
could you point at the ones who will fight?
we could fight side by side again if you want
>>8633241
This is not a joking matter. You may find yourself in deep trouble if you do not take proper care of your Charmander.
>>8633161
But Fletchinder still knows what is considered common knowledge by most, does he not?
>>8633222
>was distracted by tree
>gets train wrekt
......
>>8633286
Faries suck man.
>>8633310
>Point at knife.
>>8633318
>And Zorro.
Kree?
>>8633318
Ah shit
>run over and give the phox a revive
You alright honey?
>>8633110
>Shelldon waits by the P̶o̶t̶ pond, making sure not to touch the water
...
>Sighs, and sits down
>Watches the few clouds in the sky blow by
>>8631502
>Exploring through tower.
>Odd doggo spotted out of corner of eye.
>Stares at sleeping doggo for a moment before gingerly walking over.
>They circled around the odd doggo, examining it at the same time.
>Can't help but smile at watching powerful doggo sleeping peacefully.
>Playful idea runs through head.
>Gently places a paw on the side of the odd doggo before looking up triumphantly to the ceiling.
>Closest thing to a victory they'll probably ever get. They give a small giggle before whispering to themselves.
Like that will ever happen.
>Lay next to Anomalesia, feeling a bit more comfortable with them after doing that.
>>8633241
>Go there now and heal your Pokemon, don't make me force you.
>Moonsquint.
>>8633265
>The Will-O-Wisp misses, Centauri's remains squinting at Sol.
>Centauri used Stone Edge.
>>8633352
so, me and zorro, vs you and that guy
what about sylvie?
>>8633316
>>8633395
pppf I'm on my way now. Maybe this Charmander won't be so weak next time.
y arceus
>>8633428
Or perhaps your judgement will improve enough to allow you to utilize your Charmander to it's full potential. I doubt it, but who knows.
-N
>>8633472
I didn' do nuffin.
-Raddad
>>8633428
>I do not appreciate such carelessness for your Pokemon.
>You should respect your Pokemon and treat them as equals.
>Give Chazz a psychic slap.
-Proxima
>>8633456
Thanks!
>smooch the fox nose
I think those two beasties want to fight you and Adri for some reason.
-Sylvie
>>8633395
>Stone Edge misses, Sol spinning out of the way
>It rapidly fires little Will-o's from its rays, aiming both to hit and to create a fire barrier to prevent movement
-Sun, slurping and watching
I wish I was flexable enough to lick my own anus
gaydog
>>8633352
im ready to battle whenever my fuckin treebro
-guzz
i want to eat jijis turds
haha i hate myself
>>8633546
Yes, because defeating a incompetent newbie will be so difficult. Come to Virbank if you wish to battle, I'll be sure to go easy so as not to damage your Charmander.
-N
okay but how about these:
bones/jiji/slash
borb/meme/croags
bork/zorro/??
diamond/skitts/gladi
>>8633680
dont we all
ily all
i wish that arceus would bite my head off and then throw my corpse into a river to be eaten by hungry sharpedo
>>8633777
>missed
you think you'll take me out this easily you're wrong
>swords dance
-adri
>>8633777
>777
>You can't see it
>But there's a cat with a bag of money
>Payday: apply to..
>Somewhere that isn't a mouth?
nut
>>8633850
succ
>roll to succ slash
>>8633873
(on adri or zorro?)
>>8633898
>roll to help
pls arceus just gut me like a fish and then let me get torn apart by starving feraligatr
>>8633921
(adri, she was the one i responded to)
>>8633927
i want what hes having
>>8633873
missed again
>adri uses iron head
-adri
>>8633873
I do not think i will be good here.
>Fireblast!
-zorro