HG Thread
Just leave the lights alone.
i want to feel up a maid as she tries to ignore it and work and eventually just fuck her right in the asshole
there
i said it
>>8633457
>wtf? apologize.
>>8633463
>It's not like they're going to be having babies any time soon...
>>8633481
>Turns on and off the lights
>>8633519
>im gonna protect your smile (virginity), bb
>>8633285
What if I just like sitting like that for comfort? If you cant tell, there isn't any chairs around here.
...Also, are you referring to that crap hole known as Russia?
>>8633283
?
>>8633258
Sheesh, whats with everyone grinding on how I sit? Apparently its how the weird Russian people sit. Its pretty comfy after you get over the initial foot numbing. Give it a try, you might like it. That way you can be a dumb monkey with me.
>>8633327
...Hey, did you hear me?
>She slowly approaches you, being cautious of the odd girls behavior
test
Come on... Damnit.
>Aizawa's doing her usual thing again. Searching vending machines for spare change.
There's gotta be at least one machine here with some cash...
>>8633576
>poops on machine
>>8633576
Down on cash, whoever you are?
>>8633554
There are benches nearby tho- What the blyat did you just say about my country?
I miss Tricky.
>>8633540
Stop it.
>>8633554
>She glances back in some brief form of acknowledgement, before looking away again. She clearly heard you. She just doesn't seem to care.
>>8633576
...Are you looting my house?
>>8633554
But monkeys don't play videogames, I rather keep being me
>>8633631
>Keeps doing it
NGW ?
>>8633540
>turns on and off the lights
Nice rp
Nice english
Nice ava
Nice ditto
>>8633600
>She just moves onto the next machine, completely unaware.
>>8633607
Huh?
>Turns around with her hand in the change compartment.
Oh, don't worry about me. I'm just doing my thing, you know?
I do my thing, you do yours, everything works out great.
>>8633631
...No?
>>8633540
>nuuuu!
>can't I just break it with you? ;*)
>>8633576
>Haru overhears you mumbling and waves. He jogs over to the machine, squatting down next to you and smiling.
Hey! Do you need any help over here? You look kind of lost, and I'm like 99% sure there's no one who knows their way around this place like I do!
>>8633674
What if I wanted to give hosting a try?
>>8633554
>?
Nice rp
Nice english
Nice ava
Nice kamina
>>8633705
>nice face
>nice reply
>nice ice
>nice meme
>>8633725
yeah rin go give it a try
>>8633725
Do it. It would be nice
>>8633661
>Poniko closes her eyes for a moment, and only reopens them after she's composed herself.
I said stop.
>>8633717
>>8633481
You're in my house. Looking for things. This isn't falling in plausible deniability.
>>8633722
>The same happy expression isn't given in return.
Uhhh, no thanks. I'm not lost.
In fact I'd say I know these streets better than most people. I do this every day you know.
>>8633769
No, I think you're clearly mistaken. People don't line up vending machines like this in their house.
>>8633769
>She KEEPS doing it
What? you are gonna transform into a monster or something if I keep doing it?
>>8633717
>he pulls a 5000 yen note out of his wallet and hands it to her
Luckily for you I respawn with all the cash I came here with when I die in the games, so I can help you out, since you seem to need it
I want to fuck Parsee's fat ass
>>8633722
>But thats gay, bb
>fuck a table, is the same but without a dick
>>8633822
You know, you shouldn't be giving your cash to random bums you see on the street.
>She says as she takes it and stuffs it into her pocket.
Some people are bad with money after all.
>>8633760
So how do I go about doing that?
>>8633748
I still don't know who Rin is
>>8633880
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php
>>8633815
>She points at her desk. And the dresser. And the the bed. And the door.
It wasn't there a moment ago.
>Not that any of this seems to be bothering her however, considering she hasn't even blinked since she noticed you.
>>8633816
If that's what it takes.
>>8633815
>He turns his attention to the machine you're piddling with, putting one hand on the edge of it with the other in his pocket.
So then what *are* you doing? You're not trying to reach in there and grab some snacks, are you? If so - don't. I tried that once and my hand got stuck and I had to get Yuki to help me out...
>>8633895
Any cropping tools my man?
IT'S BEEN
>>8633909
So you're saying you've never seen this vending machine before? Therefore meaning it isn't yours?
Good.
>She stands up.
There's nothing left there anyways.
I guess I'll just have to go hungry tonight...
>>8633919
No, not snacks. Money. You know, food money?
I need to eat! I was hoping I'd maybe be able to scrounge up enough for some nice barbeque steak but that's probably not gonna happen...
>*Sigh.*
>>8633937
https://hgtools.neocities.org/
>tfw you're too shy to join the conversations
>>8633876
Well it's not like I have much to use it on while I'm stuck here, plus I respawn with it. No harm, no foul, right?
>>8633938
One week since you've looked at me
>>8634005
KIKE NOSE
>>8633974
You give a chump some money, they become dependent on the charity of others and forget how to fend for themselves.
Would you be able to live with that kind of weight on your shoulders?
>>8634028
MY NOSE IS CUTE
FUCK
YOU
>cans.wav
>>8634062
Why don'y you just join the SS already?
>>8633971
>Haru smiles and pats you on the back as he stands up and starts scrounging through his pockets.
I might have some money to give you! I don't know where you'd be getting barbeque steak in a place like this, but I hope you don't mind if I keep some of it - I need to save a bit of cash for my meal!
>>8633971
Few things make as much sense as they should. And I couldn't care less about the machine.
>She's silent for another good, long moment.
You can take whatever you want from the cabinet. Just don't mess with the lights.
>>8634076
Because since when does the SS allow females? I'm not even German.
>>8634111
So? That didn't stop the Blue division?
It's 2017!
>>8634062
Ha ha! Too right, poppet!
When is anybody going to pick us up?
>Pick us up? If these losers started RPing as us, we'd have to find someone to put us down!
DOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>>8634062
>kissu
>>8634093
Woaaaaah woahwoah,
>She stands up.
Hey, you don't have to give me money. I might be poor and usually starving but that doesn't mean I can't fight for myself out here.
I've been going strong and only even asked my parents for money, like, five times.
Seriously, you don't need to give me anything.
>>8634100
You were just giving me a lecture on stealing and now you're telling me I can mess with your cabinets? I think you're the one not making sense here, lady.
Don't worry though, I'm not gonna touch the lights, or anything for that matter. I'm just gonna stand here.
Right here.
>>8634062
>suz listens to tcr
>>8634135
Why don't you just have an all LGBT unit then. That's what the rest of 2017 is doing.
>>8634145
>deep, frustrated sigh
>>8634186
>counterkissu
>>8634100
She looks like a young version of Balalaika.
>>8634208
Of course, he's a nice guy.
>Muffet suddenly drops down from above, suspended by her feet from a web while clutching a teacup and saucer.
>After a moment, she reaches up, severs the web in one swift motion, and lands daintily on her feet, turning her body just in time to prevent catastrophe.
>As if to celebrate, she takes a small sip from the teacup, somehow still full even after all that.
Greetings and salutations, dearies! What has been happening today, hm~?
>>8634182
>Please, please pick them up.
>>8634209
Let's not get carried away.
>>8634219
>you listening to him RIGHT NOW by any chance? you might wanna get in here >>>/pol/120192134
>>8634224
Well I just saw some sort of spider chick come down from the cieling and...
Probably going to go and have to see a doctor now.
ofh
hga
HGHW
>>8634252
A doctor, deary? Is something the matter~?
Sanc
>>8634195
Are you sure about that? I mean, you're asking to NOT get free money. That'd be, like, the coolest thing in the world if somebody came up to me and gave me some money. I'd gladly give some to you, you really don't need to worry about it...
leeg
bbc
hgar
adwad
/bolin/
>>8634307
Well I think I'm entering the stage of being so hungry that I start hallucinating, because there's no way you exist. I mean, purple skin, five eyes and six arms for starters. Then you're dangling from the ceiling... Don't want to know where that thread comes from by the way.
Or you're some byproduct of that damn horned girl who wants me dead.
>>8634315
I'm not saying that I don't want it, I'm saying that, you know, I don't neeed it.
Hgrin
>>8633852
So fucking tables is gay?
>>8634195
At no point did I lecture you. I only asked.
>She looks away, paying attention to some nothing on the wall, only now blinking as she shifts her focus off the person.
Then leave and starve, or stay and starve. I don't care as long as you don't mess with the lights.
>>8634224
>Muffet drops in to a somewhat small room, pink, and with only some modest furnishings, including a bed in the corner.
>Poniko ignores the spider for a long moment, before finally sighing to herself and shifting her gaze, utterly devoid of emotion.
Everyone is in my house.
>>8634224
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT A MONSTROSITY! KILL IT
>Gabriel grabs a newspaper and rolls it up
>With a fast movement, she runs towards the big spider and smacks her head with the newspaper
>then she slaps it against her spider cheeks over and over trying to kill it
>it doesn't seem that is working so she grabs a rock from the floor and throws it
You goddamn spiders doing what they want in my house... i'm not going to accept that a giant one want make disgusting spider webs
>>8634392
You know, I was actually thinking of not starving. Surely you can see where I'm coming from?
>>8634224
>>Please, please pick them up.
I might.
>>8634362
>No.
>>8634405
Kek. Best RP (unironically)
yuno please host
>>8634405
Hey, you did some good RP
Only the last sentence had broken English
>>8634444
Digits confirm.
>>8634353
I mean, you kinda need food to live, and if you don't have the money for food, that means you won't get it and then you might die... You already said that you've gone starving before, so just go ahead and take my money!
>>8634430
You said it's gay and if he wants that gayness he can fuck a table, which does not require a dick.
>>8634412
Either way, I'm not stopping you.
>Still not looking, she holds one hand out in the direction of the cabinet. The other hand does the same towards the door out.
But since you weren't aware that this was what it was until I pointed it out, you probably don't remember how you got here, either.
>>8634353
I've no idea who you're talking about, deary; however, rest assured, I am quite real.
>To make her point, Muffet places one of her hands on Aizawa's shoulder.
>>8634392
Your house? This is no one's house as far as I'm aware~.
>>8634405
>Muffet's too shocked by the initial physical abuse to react promptly, but she recovers herself in time to jerk her head to the side to avoid the flying rock.
>She winces in pain as she runs her hand over the top of her head.
Try that again, and your blood will glaze the next batch of spider donuts. Ahuhuhuhuhu~!
>>8634475
>*Siiiiiiigh*
>She shrugs.
Well, it's clear you're not going to budge. If you've got to, I guess I'll let you give me money.
>>8634497
Hmm let's see...
I was just following my usual route for checking vending machines and now I'm here, but hey, I'm not going to question that sort of stuff. Something's telling me you know the answer to that anyways.
>>8634519
>She cringes up and swiftly removes the hand from her shoulder.
No, no no. No need for getting touchy-feely with one another, especially given the possibilities of you being some sort of creature out for my blood, sent by that horned girl who also shouldn't be real but hates my guts...
>>8634585
Again, I've no idea who that even is. I'm also not out for your blood, deary. At least, not yet. Ahuhuhuhuhu~!
*exists in the same dimension as you*
>>8634617
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8634617
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY PLANE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8634617
I'm disgusted and offended.
>>8634224
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>8634585
Yaay! Thank you! If I can help someone I need, I definitely won't be budging!
>Haru gives you about half of the cash in his wallet, keeping the others for himself. It's not a huge amount, but enough to get by.
Now we need to find a place for you to eat! You said you wanted to eat a barbecue steak, right? I don't know of anywhere around here that would serve that or even anybody who knows how to make one, so what would be your second choice?
>>8634617
>ends your existence
>>8634639
You don't need to explain yourself.
>>8634519
>>8633481
>She shifts her attention to the door, and points at a sign. And then a small photo on her desk of herself and a short, brown-haired girl in pigtails. They both look as blank-faced and emotionless as Poniko does now.
>She blinks once, for the first time seemingly as she looks back. The voice is cold, low, and quiet, the voice of someone who never talks.
You were saying?
>>8634585
Matters outside my home and myself don't concern me. I've seen stranger.
>The girl closes her eyes.
Accept whatever sense of hospitality I have. Or don't. I don't care.
>>8634444
>erp wasn't a mistake :3c
>>8634461
>I have to look more than 2 times to my sentence tbqh
>>8634490
>forget it, I cant explain what the fuck I even say there
>>8634519
Ok... i'm sorry
>kneels in front of you, like she is really sorry about this
>But after some seconds, she reveals her real intention and shots a yellow looking arrow at of her mouth
>The arrow was so fast that you didn't even have time to dodge it, the arrow sticks right on one of your arms, it doesn't kill you but it hurts , she has enough time to kick you in your crotch before you do anything
what about now? you still want to make donuts?
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B - Baron
C - Crendor, Cirno, Chosen Undead, Cripple Rin
D - Dean, D3, Delgado, Deidara
E - Endo, Erica, Emi, EFH
F - Fyxe, FP, Fuck You Guy
G - Garnet, Grimes, Godot, Gumball, Gravesly, Guts
H - Hoshi, Handsome Jack
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J - Junpei, Junko, Jesus, Jude, Janus
K - Kamina, Knuckles, KK, Kerag
L - Len, Lenny, Laura, LF
M - Mokou, Mion, Maria, Miku, Mio
N - Nod Unit, Nowi, Nep
O - Okabe, Ocelot
P - Painwheel
R - Rin, Reigen, Raven, Ramsay, Ringabel, Red, Rikka, Ruby
S - Seth, Shorty, Sol, Shadow, Shion, Stocking, Spy, Sokka, Soviet
T - Tricky, TND, TCH
V - Vader, Vert, Vinny
W - Wiggins
Y - Yukine, Yuno
Please host
>>8634722
>The arrow was so fast that you didn't even have time to dodge it
protip if you want to improve: Don't RP other people's actions.
>>8634722
you're right
it was a REALLY big mistake
>>8634615
Mhm... Mhm...
You're... laughing. Laughing at the thought of being out for my blood. Yep. Okay.
It's quite clear that you and I are not going to get along. I wasn't a fan of spiders to begin with, but now I've got a weird, human-y talking one eyeing me up like I'm it's next meal.
>Takes a slooooow, cautious step back.
I think that's the part where I turn tail and run for my life. Maybe hit up a fast food place on the way home for a pack of fries so I don't starve tonight, then go to the warm, small little shelter I've got in the woods.
>>8634674
Uhhh. Somewhere cheap. Burgers, probably.
I'm all about that sort of stuff. High class barbecue, burgers, wings...
Man, I could really splooge on food right now, but I'm not going to rush into it like that. I really should get a plan down or something.
>>8634710
Jeeze, aren't you a friendly one?
I suppose I'll just stand around and enjoy the warmth you've got here. It beats walking around the streets at night in the rain.
>>8634736
I'm smoking with my friends right now, currently incapacitated.
>>8634736
I host after someone else hosts. I want to rp and chill.
>>8634740
>FUCK
>I did it without thinking
>Delet myself
>>8634756
>welp
>ok :3c
>>8634736
>say my name
>>8634787
Honnouji winscreen when?
>>8634736
>I-I hosted this morning...
>>8634759
I bet we could find something fast and easy! This is your trip, so you would get to make all the decisions here! Although I'd be willing to bet you want to save all the big ticket stuff for later, right?
>>8634852
>I hosted this morning
What?
>>8634787
Nui
>>8634710
>Muffet cannot help but laugh in her slightly scratchy, yet soft voice.
Oh, deary! This place belongs to everyone, not just you~!
>>8634722
>Luckily, Muffet's arms are so spindly, the arrow misses by a mere inch.
>However, being distracted by that, Muffet takes the kick full-force. She crumples to her knees and props herself up with her arms, her breathing coming out sharply.
...You...you will pay for that~...
>>8634759
>Muffet sighs deeply.
You, and many others, deary. I do not know how to make it clear to you I mean absolutely no harm.
>>8634736
>If Vert isn't back by like 8:30, I'll go, since she said she was going to after going to the store.
>>8634736
>tfw someone else uses my host pasta
:okay_hand:
>>8634833
Golly! I can't help you with that! I'm banned from entering that place!
>>8634866
That's right! and it was getting boring waiting for someone to answer! let's have a game! with a new thread! Hehe!
>>8634852
Yeah uhh, mind if I ask something?
>>8634874
I'll be the judge of that. For the time being I'll stay here and talk but if you bring one of those little claws near my bod I'm gonna be out of here before you even realize it.
Did I tell you I jog? A lot? Every morning actually. Once I get going, I'm gone.
>>8634916
AOKI REIKA!
>>8634900
>with a new thread
It's not like your games are special.
>>8634916
My Expectations
>>8634916
uhh is this some sort of entry
>>8634916
Damon Gant
>>8634931
And it's not like you guys are not ugly.
>>8634916
Misuzu Gundou
>>8634916
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>8634916
Reigen Arataka
>>8634759
I don't like people. People are troublesome. I just want to live a quiet life. I'd rather you not try to stay forever.
>>8634874
I guess you're ignoring the fact that it's only my belongings here. And I was here first. And the sign.
>>8634916
Poniko
>>8634916
Kizuna AI-chan
>>8634937
Yes, see the little number?
>>8634916
YoRHa No.9 Type S
>>8634916
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8634916
Astaroth
>>8634916
Sabine
>>8634916
Inkling
>>8634916
Machi Amayadori
>>8634911
Jogging, hm? I cannot say I do much of that myself~.
>>8634952
Yet this is HG, no~?
>>8634916
Muffet
>Right on cue, eh Vert?
>>8634916
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8634874
AND for this
>she looks for a tiny spider, afte a while she find one, living a spider happy life, then she gets closer to the tiny spider.
>gabriel uses her full force to stomp the spider, doing it in front of you
>it was a baby spider that lost her family and it was searching them, his adventure to search his family is over now, because now he is watching them in heaven <3
>>8634956
I love you
>>8634916
Captain Luna
>>8634916
Emi
>>8634916
Nui Harime
>>8634916
Gabriel
>>8634916
Aizawa Ryou
>>8634952
If I stay here long enough your house will probably disappear as quickly as it got here, so... I think I'm safe to make myself comfortable.
Just pretend I'm not here.
>>8634981
Gotta keep in shape for situations like these. Creepy things that want to eat me situations.
>>8634916
The Embodiment of Sumg
>>8634916
Flamin' Yawn
>>8634916
Mirage
>>8634990
Uhm....I don't know what to say...but I'm sorry to hear that!
I summon ____
>>8634916
Haru
>>8634911
Sure! Go right ahead, I'm an open book!
>>8634858
>I can't be arsed to get the link because I'm on mobile, but it used the Hotel code.
>>8635026
Wiggins!
>>8634988
>his *
>Goddamit now that baby spider is a futa baby spider
>>8634916
Buff Fox Mccould
>>8635026
wiggins
fp
fyxe
>>8635027
Ah.
>>8634916
Kaito
>>8635027
Okay... Are you, like... trying to score a date with me or something?
Talking about going to dinner with me and letting me pick the place is giving me those vibes.
>>8634916
Lewd Fran and Might
>>8635037
>Mccould
have i been spelling his name wrong the whole time?
>>8634916
NICE Gappy
>>8635041
Hello Alfred
>>8634916
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>8634916
Rokurou Rangetsu
>>8635065
Aww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Having complications here.
>>8635082
>pets
>>8635063
Nope
>>8635049
What? No! I'll be leaving once you find your way to the restaurant, I've got other stuff to do tonight. And uh, I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but you're not really my kind of partner, if you get my meaning, haha...
>>8634981
I'm letting people stay in my house if they don't mess with things without permission. Nobody else was going to provide more room.
>>8635009
It might do that. It might not.
That's easy enough. Just don't mess with the lights.
>>8634916
Kugelmugel
>>8634916
Hanbei
>>8635082
Take your time. I'll just be here sharpening my blades in preparation.
>>8634916
Lum!
>>8635117
imho this is your worst ava
>>8634988
>While still keeled over on the ground in the same position, Muffet's demeanor and tone changes from pained and annoyed to furious.
Why...what have any of us ever done to you~?!
>>8635009
>Muffet pinches the bridge of her nose with one of her hands.
>At least, where the bridge of her nose would be if she had one.
Are you going to keep implying things about me? That's just downright slander, deary~!
>>8635108
>Muffet smiles mischievously, almost uncomfortably.
Ah, then how will you feel once everything is utterly coated in blood? Ahuhuhuhu~!
>>8635107
>pets
>>8635137
>Too lazy?
>>8635082
Abort mission. Hosting is for the gays.
>>8635159
>kissu~
>>8634916
Fujibayashi Kyou
>>8635184
>Fujibayashi
isn't that the fetish where girls have big cocks?
>>8635041
>>8635097
Rrrriiiight....
>[Insert awkward silence here.]
Err, you don't really need to follow me anywhere. I'm probably just going to get takeout, you know?
Might be for the best actually.
>>8635108
Yeah, I heard you the first, like, four times.
>She sits down next to the vending machine.
I'll just stay right here. Don't worry so much.
>>8635155
Well come on! I'm just a normal person and I come in and see a purple spider-lady dangling from the ceiling saying cryptic stuff and laughing at me! You have any idea the kind of feelings that gives me?
>>8635155
You and YOUR FRIENDS leave disgusting spider web all over the place, is DISGUSTING. my poor house has a lot of spider web in it, but thats not what gets me mad, what gets me mad is that your shitty friends..DO THEIR DUMB SPIDER WEB ALL OVER MY LAPTOP .
>>8635194
>(I think so.)
>>8635198
>Pet
I miss you.
>>8635198
a little birdie tells me you have fyxe's contact info
i would like to do business with them
>>8635227
i got my eye on you, lucy
>>8635242
>Seth
>>8635243
>(Didn't even spell my name right)
>(You tried)
>>8635256
would you believe it's not
>>8635264
that was the joke, luvici
>>8635275
>(nice meme outta 10)
>>8635216
That's fine! I was just wanting to spend some time with a friend - that's always a good thing to do! I think it would be best if you headed on without me, though. I probably should be talking to the one person who'd want to go on a date with me right now, not you. No offense...
>>8635285
nice meme
>>8635285
still got my eye on you
>>8635155
>The sheer indifference on her face is getting unnerving. Aside from pointing at objects, she hasn't even moved a muscle. Even blinking seems to be a voluntary action, rather than necessity.
That's fine. As long as the lights aren't messed with, I don't care.
>>8635216
Making sure you understand.
>She looks away again, off in to nothing. Every now and then she might take a few small steps over a bit, or look out the window.
1 more
>>8635318
Widdly 2 Diddly
>>8635216
>Muffet does the pinching motion again.
...You will find much less refined and coherent here eventually, deary. That, I can guarantee. For now, you may just have to "deal with it," as they say. Ahuhuhuhu~!
>>8635225
>Muffet starts to regain her senses. She stands up furiously, all eyes glaring at Gabriel.
Vous putain de idiot! They are merely trying to build their web and survive! Have you no sense of compassion?!
>>8635312
>Muffet is visibly confused.
...And what will happen if the lights are damaged~?
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>>8635239
D'aw...anon.
I'll try to come around a bit more often. Its just I needed a long break from here.
>>8635242
A little birdie? Hm? Only two people come to mind when you say that. Regardless, Fyxe has been gone for quite a while. That and I'm not sure if she'd be okay with me just handing out contact info like halloween candy. Just in case, I could leave a message for her if you'd like!
>>8635326
>/hga/
So how'd you get it back?
>>8635293
Hey now, don't go twisting my words or anything. I never said I didn't like you. How can I not like someone who refuses to not give me cash?
I wouldn't date you or anything if, like, you weren't interested in me. I'm not that kind of person.
>>8635312
Yep.
>About one minute of silence passes...
Saaay, I don't suppose you've got a plug I can use? I wanted to charge my... phone.
My phone, yeah.
>>8635325
Tell you what. I'll stop being so jittery about this if you can prove to me you're not a threat in any way, shape or form to my personal being. That's fair, right?
Accidentally closed the sim
>>8635356
Hotwheels
>>8635325
They won't be, if the people know well enough to break the only rule I set.
>>8635363
>Wordlessly, and without looking over, she points over at her desk. There's a plug on the wall under it for the lamp.
>>8635325
>kissu
See you later
>>8635350
I can understand that. Shit has spiraled in a downwards direction these last couple of months. I'm looking for a way out of here myself for a bit.
>>8635372
I accept this challenge.
>>8635372
Needs moar loli. Play moar loli, faggots.
>>8635372
Oh good, it's time to begin. I've been waiting for this for quite a while.
>>8635350
ask her if she is available to write me a song, i have money
>>8635325
Survive?! if they want to survive they should NOT touch my laptop.
>>8635388
What a generous little cripple midget.
>>8635415
>Suggest me a few to sort through and I'll consider it :^)
>>8635363
I suppose, though I don't know how to do that.
>>8635389
You do not know what will happen in the Arena, deary. It's entirely up to chance if your lights remain intact! Ahuhuhuhuhu~!
>>8635390
Errr...g-goodbye, deary~
>>8635372
It looks quite fine. Shall we begin~?
>>8635430
Then actually use it~!
>>8635356
His fight with rin is just a meme
>>8635372
>puts sunglasses on
Let's put a hell of a show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnUdQwabjsQ
>>8635446
I use my laptop all the time and when I come back at home, they are all over it!
>>8635439
It was only the right thing to do. I am the owner of it, he's known this for a while.
>>8635372
Oooooh... I already don't like the look of this district.
By the looks of things I'd say we're all screwed.
>>8635389
Thanks, err. You. Your name. Just pretend I said your name.
My name is Ryou by the way.
>She says as she crawls underneath your desk.
Err, don't mind me. I'll just be here. Charging my phone.
>>8635446
Surely you've got one idea, come on. You were drinking tea upside-down like ten minutes ago, that can't be the only thing you have going for you.
>>8635363
I-I'm glad we understand each other then! I've got someone back home that would...y'know. I think you two would get along well. He's sort of similar to you in some ways.
>>8635477
Yeah... Good way or a bad way?
>>8635372
I-I forgot to upload the correct code
>>8635494
RAHH GET OUT OF HERE I'M INDECENT!!!
>>8635477
Yo, hold the fucking phone.
............ ............
............ ............
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Is that a JoJo reference?
>>8635494
YOU'VE FAILED US FOR THE LAST TIME, USURPER!
>>8635494
>calmly levitates her way out of the cornucopia.
>>8635372
Oh this is gonna be so fun!
https://youtu.be/VN9OQyr-PXE
>>8635494
Let's see which one of you will give me a decent fight.
>>8635446
>The first hint of emotion crosses her face as her eyes narrow. It's not a very comfortable experience.
They will not take that chance if they know what is good for them.
>>8635466
I already knew that. If you must, call me Poniko.
>She's not even looking in her general direction, still gazing off at god-knows-what.
Charge whatever you feel like.
>>8635494
>She doesn't seem bothered.
This wouldn't be the first time.
>>8635494
>Kugelmugel runs up to Diddly, repeatedly stabbing him with a branch he found.
Those horrendous dance moves are not art!
>>8635392
Hm. That kinda doesn't surprise me. I dont mean that in a rude way, its just how HG has always been. Its good to visit once n a while, but sticking around for an extended amount of time just makes you sick of the place. I needed a good long while before I could even peek in here again.
>>8635422
Done and done!
>>8635448
>His fight with rin is just a meme
That's it, Hosh? That's all you've got? Talking shit when I'm not here, and dropping the topic the minute I show up in the thread?
I'm kind of sick of it, to be entirely honest, having to come in here to defend myself from the Lie of the Day(tm) you came up with again and again with your underage buddy and the guy that lasted even less days in bootcamp than you did.
I get that you miss me, and the wonderful times we had together. Don't take that impotent rage out on me, though. This is the last post (promise, to all you Rin-fans out there! <3) you'll ever see from me regarding you. I'm done with it, call me whatever names you want. You do you, kiddo. You know the truth, and that's what really matters. The only reason that any of this happened was because of you.
If what you're saying is true (which I highly doubt), then we should have no further issues. You play those characters you love, host those games everyone totally adores, and don't ever need to talk about me again. Think you can do that?
Good boy.
>>8635557
thanks fp
>>8635492
Good way, of course! I wouldn't tell you if it was in a bad way. I doubt that this place would be his speed, though. He's more of a "sit silently and freak out in a corner" type...
>>8635509
>fuck you i shouldn't have posted that image
>>8635549
Alright, thanks. Means a lot to me.
>Continues to sit silently underneath your desk.
>try to fix my fuck up
>lost the game and can't recover
FUCK. I require more time.
>>8635584
Oh come on, you think I'm like that?
I'm way more outgoing than him. I talk to strangers who approach me while I'm looking through vending machines.
Post your favorite image from your ava
>>8635606
at least you don't have 16/kbs internet
>>8635606
DISAPPOINTMENT!
>>8635606
Stuff like that happens. Don't sweat it.
>>8635620
>>8635557
I may take an extended break after a couple of more days anyway to lay low and catch up on vidya I've been ignoring. Anyway, it's good to see you again, I'll talk with you later bby.
>>8635620
>>8635606
*sigh*
Take your time. I have a demon's lifetime to find the fight I'm looking for.
>>8635606
You humans are so clumsily and slow! it's very boring!
>>8635620
>>8635620
>>8635620
>>8635461
Then perhaps reason with them? Do you just kill whatever comes across your path?
>>8635466
Well, I do bake my own pastries...
>>8635549
And what will you do if they do, hm? What sort of punishment - a mild verbal lashing, hm~?
>>8635620
>
>>8635611
Well, no...I just said some ways, not all. I bet you're a really extroverted person, that would just be your main difference between each other. Besides, opposites attract, right? I just really wish he was here...it'd make things a lot easier.
>>8635606
it's all ok
>>8635690
is he jerkin it?
162.253.130.28
>>8635620
:^)
>>8635688
Pastries, huh? Are we talking the unhealthy kind that would make me feel like crap?
>>8635690
Well, again, not trying to burst your bubble, but I'm not exactly looking for love. I'm looking for food and or money.
>>8635688
I wish, if I had one dollar for everytime I want to kill someone that is not a bug, I would be millionaire
>>8635731
I don't know who's this is.
>>8635736
DONT SHOW THAT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, YOU PERVERT JERK
>>8635620
>(I like alot of my ava photos)
>(This one is one of the many)
>>8635588
Mmh.
>Despite herself, she does find herself glancing at Ryou once or twice.
I'll have to get rid of the machine.
>>8635688
>For the briefest sliver of a moment, something happens, just long enough for it to register in Muffet's mind.
>Poniko is gone. Or rather, is different. A horrendous, amorphous mass takes her place in that very instant, bearing a twisted smile on it's unnatural face, with an air about it that seems that it should be impossible.
>The room seems to shake, darkened, the decorations of the place shifted in to something darker and surreal.
>And the screaming. From the figure. From the walls. the bed, the paintings, the floor, inside Muffet's own head. It comes from everywhere.
>As quickly as it happens, it's gone, leaving the girl standing there as if nothing had happened, just...staring at Muffet quietly.
>>8635791
Uhh... Pardon? Is there a problem?
>>8635698
>N-No, Haru is too pure for that filth.
>>8635749
I'm not trying to set you two up! I'm just saying that you would probably be good friends... if, uh, if you're looking for food and money, I'll stop talking now and let you head out to a burger place with my cash. See you.
73.247.210.126
>>8635765
mine
>>8635821
muh IP!
>>8635620
>
>>8635572
No problem, anon!
>>8635642
Sounds good mysterious anon. I'll talk to you as well (o-once I find out who are of course!)
>>8635815
Alright, bye then... Err...
Guess I should've got his name...
>She shrugs and goes back to searching machines.
>>8635620
>>8635736
>>8635821
>What minecraft server is this
i have a certain state of mind
yeah can never unwind
all the people that i meet, pretend to be kind
man this is a good beat, yeah a great find.
truth be told it sells for 20 dollars
you except all the soundcloud rappers to be ballers?
i ain't got that kinda money man what you thought
if i had to buy this i'd be 20 short
>>8635861
AND YOU, DONT LOOK AT IT! IS DISGUSTING
>>8635882
No worries, you're not disgusting. Really nice actually!
>>8635749
What do you mean, deary~?
>>8635758
>Muffet now has gone from furious to somewhat dumbfounded.
...Do you not value any life?
>>8635791
>Muffet appears incredibly visibly shaken,
What...What on earth just happened?!
>>8635620
>>8635850
You don't have to go out of your way to do that, I'm really bad at holding conversations with people when I'm not pretending to be a 1000 year old swordsman. I'll shoot you a friend request though.
>>8635921
You know, the junk food and the wholesome food.
I eat to survive, not just to pig out on snacks.
>>8635937
>a 1000 year old swordsman.
Who?
>>8635952
It's just an example.
>ofh got taken down
kek
>>8635809
...What? No. Thinking aloud.
>She averts her eyes again.
I never moved anything that heavy before. Not in front of another.
>>8635921
Appearances are not always what they appear.
>She stands a little straight, tugging on the sleeve of her sweater.
Do you require a more thorough examination of why one shouldn't break that one rule, Muffet?
>>8635911
BUT I MEAN YO-.. n-nice? sounds disgusting if you say that about that pic
>>8635921
Nope, I can end it all right now if I want
>She takes out some weird looking trumpet
You know what this is? of course not, spiders are not religious
I'm sorry.
I can't do anything right now, not until I actually get some sleep instead of slowing dying from my insomnia. I can't even focus anymore.
Here is your winner, well done squidder. I'll make your reward some other time but for right now I just want to sleep.
>>8636012
...Alllriiight. Suddenly feeling like my phone is charged enough for the night.
>She gets out from underneath your desk.
What are you moving, anyways?
>>8636013
I can save it for later, hmm?
>she takes her phone out and photographs it
>>8636043
Rest well then, host.
Congratulations to the Squid Demon.
>>8636046
NO NO NO!
>She gets closer and tries to get the phone out of your hands
>>8636043
>The inkling doesn't know how she won, but she's excited anyway
(Thanks for the game, OP.)
>>8636043
Thank you for hosting and sweet dreams.
>>8636043
>(thanks for trying anyways, and congrats)
>(sleep tight!)
>>8636043
Hey,don't sweat it. Happens to the best of us.
Congrats to the squid girl.
>>8636044
The machine. It's ugly, ruins the image.
>She slowly walks over to it, examining it from top to bottom. She folds her arms and looks at the doorway with a sigh.
I'll figure something out.
>>8636043
>She claps three times.
Good night.
A - Aussa, Asgore, Adachi, Aikawa, Ayumi, Archer, Aaliyah, Alma, Anon, Ainz, Anime Titties
B - Baron
C - Crendor, Cirno, Chosen Undead, Cripple Rin
D - Dean, D3, Delgado, Deidara
E - Endo, Erica, Emi, EFH
F - Fyxe, FP, Fuck You Guy
G - Garnet, Grimes, Godot, Gumball, Gravesly, Guts
H - Hoshi, Handsome Jack
I - Ichigo, Izaya, Iroh
J - Junpei, Junko, Jesus, Jude, Janus
K - Kamina, Knuckles, KK, Kerag
L - Len, Lenny, Laura, LF
M - Mokou, Mion, Maria, Miku, Mio
N - Nod Unit, Nowi, Nep
O - Okabe, Ocelot
P - Painwheel
R - Rin, Reigen, Raven, Ramsay, Ringabel, Red, Rikka, Ruby
S - Seth, Shorty, Sol, Shadow, Shion, Stocking, Spy, Sokka, Soviet
T - Tricky, TND, TCH
V - Vader, Vert, Vinny
W - Wiggins
Y - Yukine, Yuno
Please host
>>8636072
Too late, I already took it.
>she sits on top of her phone so that she cannot get it
Nice weather today, hmm?
>>8636043
Golly! How Useless!Useless!Useless! you are!
>>8636043
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! SLAM SOME DEW AND GET BACK IN THE GAME MOTHERFUCKER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>8636115
Sure thing, anon, let me fire up the ol' BS and-
>lol deleted
>>8636109
Honestly? I think it's stuck here.
Well, unless it magics itself out of existence or something, but what are the odds of that happening?
>>8636115
>Five minutes
Those whose will was strong, could have been tortured for months before their mind broke. The essence of love is patience, and inquisitors had plenty of it. But when it came to the Thanati, there could be no mercy. The main enemies of Christ and the Comatic God, they were servants of Tzhernobog, Lord of the Promised Multiverse, who was equated to Lucifer by the Gray Church. The primary goal of Thanati was to implement Doomsday, which is stated to be the end of humanity. They consider the destruction of the moldy old world as the only way for a transition of souls into a new, more complex and perfect place to happen. Thanati used the entire spectrum of evil to reinforce their positions - from blackmailing and acts of terrorism to, if you believe the rumors, black magic. The Inquisition claimed that the cult was almost eliminated and its leaders had been executed. Perhaps, they had exaggerated slightly.
>>8636125
G-Goddamit, I dont wnat to put my hand under there..
>She tries to push you but her arms are so weak to do it
>>8636184
Tzhernobog did nothing wrong.
>>8636129
>It's scaring me m8. I have never been like this and it just worries me.
Alright! Since we are busy waiting, let's have a discussion about samefagging.
Samefagging is when someone RPs with himself with two or more characters, it can be used as a tool to forward a RP session up, or make the story more interesting, it's good in that you can get the dialogue you want, but this is bad as in many people view it in a negative light.
So what's your opinion on this?
>>8636115
ENTER MY FUCKING GAME THEN, WE HAD LIKE 36 PEOPLE ENTER LAST TIME, WHAT THE SHIT? REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
HURRY UP SO I CAN HOST SOMETHING ELSE!!
>>8636137
You can request to have it recovered. He's taking requests every month to restore old codes.
>>8636220
I don't care.
>>8636201
>Fuck, keep forgetting to see what I type before posting
>>8636219
Drink warm milk with honey. It's disgusting, but it helps.
>>8636219
Nah guy, you just need to relax! Take a rest, look over there- smoke a joint or something. Just relaaax, buddy.