ITT: Pokemon are real.
How gay are you?
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Previous thread: >>8610216
>>8618631
Sylvie!
>>8618631
Half.
>>8618443
He just is
Now hold hands with him
>>8618640
Okay now you're doing this on purpose
>>8618631
...
>>8618631
Marginally
>>8618453
>she giggles
Hehe that tickles!
>>8618631
(The gayest. Nonstop lewd thoughts of getting railed. )
I'm not gay!
>>8618594
Hehehe niiiiice! Ceiling touch is a go!
Come on, dare me! Dare me!
>>8618631
I'm bi and single
>>8618688
>winks at mayday seductively
>>8618658
(Anon, i don't know if i'm ready for someone to hold my hand romantically like that)
>>8618745
I dare you to fill your pants full of ice!
>>8618631
>How gay are you?
>>8618688
Doing what?
>>8618739
hehe you like this spot?
>stops and rubs on the lower back
>>8618773
>A scandalized gasp is heard
Now that's just mean! Fine!
>Pearl runs off to go find ice, walking into the bathroom with one of those motel ice buckets.
>A minute later some loud yelping and shouts of "COLDCOLDCOLD" are heard
HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO LEAVE IT HERE?
>>8618827
UNTIL IT MELTS!!
>laughs loudly
>>8618631
>Loud sweating
...........
>>8618856
YOU ARE A MEAN FOX.
>Pearl awkwardly waddles over to the bed and sits down, making a bitter face at Fynx
Okay, you have to go get peanut butter or jelly or some other sticky stuff in your ear fur!
>>8618631
Yes.
>>8618631
i'm completely straight
i do regret fucking someone and i know that person is on jail and she will not come after me
so it's all fine
>>8618915
My ear f-fur?
>sudden fear
Y-you're on!
>grabs the peanut butter from Diamonds bag
>smears it in ears
there!
>face is in dismay
e-easy. This is going to take forever to get out dude... I dare you to call your crush's mom and tell her how you want to mate her!
>>8619000
I don't have her number, gotta substitute that part!
>>8619027
Alright then call Sycamore. They seem to be in need.
>>8618787
>she moans softly at his tender kneading of her lower back
Oh god yes that spot right there where there's a little bump
>>8619045
>continues to gently message bump
Is this a sylveon thing when you have a bump here? Do i have one too?
>>8619042
Alright! You're on!
>Dialing up Sycamore
When I'm done with this you gotta see how many pieces of candy you can fit in your mouth!
>>8619091
I'm not sure but it feels really good with you massage it like that.
>>8618994
>Straight
Disgusting.
>>8619152
ehh, nothing to get mad about friend
i don't get mad at you for being gay
>sips drink
>>8619104
Yeah we'll see after you complete that call!
>>8619132
Not sure? hmmm
>rubs that spot gently
I guess if it feels good it is fine!
>>8619183
>Looks like no one is temp grabbing Sycamore, so I'll just have Pearl leave a message
Hey Sycamore, it's Pearl! Just calling to let you know that IhavedaydreamsofbeingbentoveradeskandrutteduntilIpassout! See ya!
>Click
How was that?!
>>8619263
>stuffing diamonds candy in mouth
preshy oshay i ghuesh.
>>8619180
(Surprisingly good argument)
>>8619284
Your turn again!
>>8619355
Holdsh onshe.
>has 12 pieces of candy in mouth
howsh thish?
>>8619180
>ice cold hand taps stuntbros shoulder
>>8619377
Hehehe, that's pretty good! Hopefully they aren't rare candies!
>>8619399
>99
>They are.
>Those cost a fortune.
>Luckily, they aren't the shitty black market knockoffs that don't work half the time and give you Strange and Interesting Side Effects
>>8619312
(That's my irl way of thinking)
(Getting mad at people for their sexually is dumb, i know not everyone cannot befriend one another doing so but for something as trivial as sexuality is dumb)
(Sexuality shouldn't be as big of a deal as it is irl)
(Maybe i'm too positive thinking but hey, at least there is someone who thinks like that)
>>8619396
>he feels the cold on his shoulder
That prank got old man, gotta make new ones
>>8619399
>chewing and swallows them all
well how about....
I dare you to eat some toilet paper!
>roll for addiction
>>8619440
>the ghosthand goes into stuntbros head
>give stuntbro a harmless brain freeze
>>8619490
thanks senpai
>>8619477
Man, your dares are so weird!
>He runs into the bathroom and stuffs some toilet paper in his mouth
Do I 'otta fwallo?
>>8619525
Yes! you have to swallow all of it.
Does diamond have any more of that candy?
>>8618631
>How gay are you?
I want snake cock in my ass
>>8619543
'ou awen't eben in fis game! Shoo!
>>8619544
Okay!
>Swallow it, luckily just one piece and not a whole bunch of it
Uhh... Yeah, he might! I'd check my bag first though, I keep some of his favorites in there, too!
I dare you... to... resist the urge to eat the candy for three minutes! With the candy balanced on your nose!
>>8619610
>internal want the candy intensifies.
yeah i can do that. Bring it on.
>>8619478
>has brainfreeze
damn, dude, i guess being able to pass through objects and being cold would do that
well, go pranks someone else with that now, that will do the job
>>8619636
>Pearl sticks a piece of candy on Fynx's nose using peanut butter
>It's unwrapped and everything
>Fynx could probably lick his nose and get the candy and peanut butter in one go
Starting... Now!
>>8619661
..........
>concentrate on happy thoughts
>>8619641
>ghost fucks off to haunt someone else for hte time being
>lets say 3rd post after this one
>>8619685
Don't you want the delicious caaaandy?
>>8619778
>shudders
I get this candy after the time limit right?
>>8619792
Yep!
Juuuuust about up!
What's your dare?
>>8619819
>concentrate
You have to make out with someone. for a whole 5 minutes!
>>8619819
>congradulations, you won thw spooky skeleton ghost haunting
>your prize
>an Ice cold hand massaging your brain and giving you a harmless brain freeze
>>8619870
The only other person here is Dia! Do you want me to kiss him even though he asl-
>>8619877
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff brain freeze!!
Oh holy fucking... Right right right, should change out of the iced pants!
>And by change out of the pants I mean strip down to boxers
>Which is what he does
>>8618752
>welp it seemed that she did not notice the wink
Well, she's not interested
I should stop with the flirting
Or did not see me
Either way
>>8619904
>skeleton ghost, special haunting technique
>pants the boxers
>>8619904
They can not be sleeping!
That's cheating.
>>8619946
>He's drunk enough to not question his boxers falling off randomly, but not drunk enough to be completely unaffected
>Pearl squeals and pulls his boxers back up as quickly as he can
>>8619980
>He then clears his throat
...I can try to wake him up?
>Attempt to wake up Diamond
>And probably fail because I don't think Diamond's roleplayer is here right now
>>8620042
Yeah sure.
>the alcohol is hitting Fynx hard now
>>8620042
>>8620048
>Skeleghost decides to fuck off back to his favorite haunting place as he ran out of Ideas for this current scenario
>But not before making a visual appearance to the two drunken people and making a visual joke about having a boner
>>8620042
>>8620048
>A sqrl wakes up and goes over to the two.
Hello.
>>8618631
Uhm.... I dunno, honestly.
>>8619202
>she's panting a bit now
What in the world makes that spot feel so good?
>>8620130
That is a good question!
>gently rubs spot
But i am glad you like it.
>>8620048
Damnit, Dia is out cold!
>Give Sleeping Beauty a kiss anyway
... you okay buddy?
>>8620129
Hey Pachi.
Haha. I gay myself
>>8620129
Hey man!
>>8620190
>Quickly eats candy on nose
welp. Do i win then?
>>8620217
Yeah, I guess so. The only other human here is Dia, and I'm not making out with a Pokemon.
>>8620241
Ha!
Either make out with me or give me that whiskey.
>>8620190
>>8620217
...Are you two playing a game...?
>>8620265
test
>>8620265
No.
>The gun is pulled out and the pony is shot right in the forehead.
>>8620276
Anyway, what do you want for your win, fluffbutt?
>>8620272
Yep! Dare or dare! It's where we dare each other to do stuff!
>>8620345
Uhm... all right, sounds fun! Can I play?
>>8620345
All of the whiskey you have!
>the brainfreeze already stopped a long time ago
>but he still drinks coffe spiked with booze because he has nothing better to do
>>8620146
This is getting too lewd for me
>leaves, leaving the empty popcorn bucket
>>8620364
Yep! I just lost the first one, but you can join in!
>>8620380
Fiiiine. Have fun dying from alcohol poisoning.
>He pouts and gives his whiskey a mournful look before pouring it all into a bowl
>The vodka flash in his pants pocket is intentionally not mentioned
>>8620414
>adri is sitting on the couch
hey sito, what were you doing?
you're all red
>>8620380
...Why would you want that...? Whiskey tastes bad...
>>8620428
All right! ...Uh, how do we play?
>>8620428
haha! i am the winner again.
>>8620480
Because.
>>8620454
Sylvie is tricking Zorro into "rubbing" her.
>>8620480
You dare me to do something. I counter with a different dare. We go back and forth.
>>8620507
Same dare can't be used twice, so I won't lose to that again!
>>8620414
probably for the best anyways
>>8620146
You should probably massage somewhere else, I'm drenched
>>8620554
Drenched? where?
>moves up to middle back
>>8620546
All right, sounds fun!
>>8620507
...Because why?
>>8620524
well it's not really tricking since they done this before
don't need to be this flustered but you're cute flustered like that sito
>>8620591
In your favorite spot of course.
>>8620617
Knowing Zorro that actually surprises me.
She told him it was a game right?
>>8620685
Oh you mean back here?
>goes pretty low
>>8620712
well, zorro is a bit odd, but they do act like a couple all the time, i don't know much about what they do for foreplay, so that might be their thing
probably it wasn't something with second intentions, it just turned lewd by coincidence
and what about you sito?
what do you enjoy?
seeing couples getting lewd together
>>8620830
>pet the sharpest wife ever
>>8620743
Yeah back there.
>somewhere in the world, shinys lewd sense is tingling
>ears perk up
>>8620616
Do you wanna start?
>>8620915
Uhm... you go first.
>>8620885
>uses a paw to rub gently
haha this is your favorite spot though!
jiji/borb/bones/bork
JandthethreeBs
>>8620854
>congratulations anon, you've been able to pet the knife wife on the non sharp areas
>she likes the pets but tries to hide it
>>8620991
>slices salami on knaifu's head
>>8620937
I dare you... To put as many icecubes in your mouth as possible!
>>8621035
do you or diamond have any candy?
>>8620991
>scratch the chin
>>8621035
The sqrl nods, going over to the fridge and opening up the freezer (noteably, climbing up on the fridge's handles to do so.) He then begins packing ice cube after ice cube into his cheeks, wincing at the cold. Soon, his cheek pouches are packed with freezing-cold ice, and he turns to Pearl... giving a thumbs-up.
>...The next dare isn't coming. Sqrl might have too much ice in his mouth to talk.
>>8621059
Uh... I don't know if Dia has more candy, but you don't want the other candies in my bag...
>>8621124
Hehheheh, okay, you can spit them out! How many was it?
>>8621010
>salami status: cutted
>>8621109
>she likes the chin scratching made by anon
Arceus.
I wish Bones, Adri, Orrefag, Zibel, Shelldon and Pearl were all 100% more lewd until they get off next.
>>8621214
Gotcha sport. All the kiddos listed will be 100% more lewd until their next sexual release. Have fun!
>>8620938
Haha yeah I suppose it is
>Fade to Black sexy time cancelled
>>8621188
>Sqrl hops over to the sink and starts spitting out ice cubes into a bowl that was already there.
>Afterwards, he smiles to Diamond.
I uh, I count 36. ...Uh, as for your dare... I dare you to sing the first song you can think of at the top of your voice. Backwards.
...Also, do either of you have something warm I can drink? That was coooooooooold.
>>8621237
Arrrrceus whyyyyyy. I thought we were friends.
>>8621265
Backwards? Not sure I can do that, I'll sing it normal though.
>Pearl desperately tries to think of a song that isn't completely lewd
>He fails and goes for singing this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHSmtKAGGaU
>>8621237
...
Uh...
>>8621265
>I MEANT PEARL
>>8621363
...
>Sqrl blush as he pieces together what the lyrics mean
>Or at least, how lewd they are, because he knows nothing about vidya
...Well, uh, that works. Uh, I guess it's my turn now?
>>8621237
Whoa
>she's way more lewd now
>too bad her chances are really small, so she will be lewder for a while
>she can't stop think of lewd stuff with everyone
>she passes out due to too much lewd in her head at once and because i'm tired and should got to sleep
>>8621237
Can I add some people?
All the regis, Sandslash (but it won't go away unless he screws someone besides yanmega), the hiest grunt crew... One of Chuckles' chars, idk who Teddy?
>>8621444
>Pearl desperately tries to distract himself from completely innocent hetero thoughts involving Diamond
I.. Uh... Hang from your tail for two minutes?
>>8621497
The regis are robots, sport! They can't do the lewd well enough for this wish to work. How about this... Compile a maximum twenty person list and I'll make it happen, bucko.
(For people who don't want to participate I'd be okay with them just saying their character jerked off in the bathroom to get their sexual release.)
>>8621497
>Sandslash (but it won't go away unless he screws someone besides yanmega)
Anon plz
>>8621507
Oh, that's easy.
>Sqrl takes a while to find someplace to hang from, before hanging from the shower curtain pole in the bathroom.
>...While he SAYS it's easy, he's not a monkey. It is a bit difficult for him to keep his tail curled around the shower pole.
>If he gets odds, he slips a few seconds before the two minutes are up.
>Dubs odds says he breaks his neck upon the landing.
>>8621587
>Well, he doesn't break his neck, but he does hit his head on the tub.
Ouwwwh...
>>8621404
>Extremely lewd thoughts about hand holding and cuddling
>With who, exactly?
>That's for you to guess
...
>Sink under water in tub
>>8621619
cute
>>8621619
fug the borb
>>8621560
Whyyyyyy...
Why do this to me, like, while I'm on a remote nowhere island?
I can't even find a hookup heeeere, brooooo.
>>8621640
>Poke head above water, flustered
Uh...What?
What's cute?
>>8621649
Please.
He's just a friend. Nothing more.
>>8621595
(Like I said, anyone who doesn't want to participate can opt out by saying their character just fapped it off. )
Fuck it, EVERYONE is 100% more lewd until their next sexual release! Have fun, kids!
>>8621727
you
>>8621730
>Slink into bushes
>Probably fail to accomplish anything
>>8621730
>Heavy breathing
Arceus why? I have been sexually frustrated enough as is.
>>8621730
>>8621744
Okay.
...
>Sink back under water
>>8621611
>Oh, well looks like there's a bleeding gash on his head and/or he has a concussion...
>>8621730
>And on top of that the pachi has a boner.
>Fuck
>>8621587
>>8621611
>He almost fugging failed to notice
Are you oka-
>>8621810
............. I'm going to pretend I can't see that.
>>8621730
Huh.
>>8621810
>>8621827
Come on guys.
>Patch up the Pach
>>8621810
>>8621827
>Pachi shakes his head, then notices his own shame and covers it up with his tail
>>8621870
>Ah, a potion. Much better. Pachi sheepishly smiles up to Diamond.
Thank you.
>>8621827
...So uh, does this mean I lost...?
>>8621870
>Time for Pearl to stop zoning
>And realize he was staring hardcore
... huh? What? What're we doing? ... Ohhhh. Yeah. That. Yes. Probably should have done that. Whoops.
>Roll for the willpower to not ogle more
>>8621892
>Fucking fuck how'd I forget to respond to this
Uhhh.... Nope! No. You only lose when you refuse a dare. Come on. Dare me. Or dare Dia, if he wants to play.
-Pearl
>>8621870
>Huh.
Arceus can we bump his up to 400%?
>>8621789
Hellooooo, Gladion.
>>8621832
>>8621905
.... anons. Please.
>>8621892
No problemo.
>>8621928
Heyo~
>>8621944
Sure count me in.
>>8621952
Go higher.
>>8621952
Wellll. I don't see why not, kid. What could go wrong?
>>8621986
How much higher are you wanting to go...?
>>8621998
9001 percent?
>>8621998
>>8622009
What the doggo said.
>>8622009
>>8622038
9001% lewder: happen. Have fun, sport.
>>8621944
Oh, all right.
>>8621986
Uhhh... do... someone in the room.
>Sqrl blinks as he realizes what he just said.
>...Eh, whatever. Why not?
>>8621986
Hey Dia, do you wanna choose the next dare?
>It was at this moment Pearl realized that putting his pants back on at some point in the near future would probably be a good idea
>>8622038
>>8622046
...... that's lewd.
>>8622046
>Regret.
>Scarf: Become lewdsupressor.
>>8622077
>>8622081
>Muffled okay between moans.
>Rolling for how Dia interprets this.
>>8622126
>Activates Aether Foundation Narco-Chipâ„¢.
>>8622126
... uhm. Dia...?
>That's a very flustered Pearl
>He comes to regret not donning the pants again almost immediately
>>8622173
>Activates Stab Co. Stabbing Deviceâ„¢
>>8622258
>DRINK
>>8622274
(whoop drink time to open the brandy)
>>8622307
pls no brandy youre worse than bork
>>8622258
>The squirrel gets a confused glance from Pearl
Are yo-
>>8622274
>Cut off by a kiss, prompting a sound best described as a "surprised squeak" from Pearl
>He's not a patient man, and goes for tongue right off the bat
>>8622374
(heres my new gamr i roll last two numbers and take that many shots evrry time you try to dissuade me. go.)
>>8622377
>Kalosian style: Go.
>Nibble his tongue a bit because you're a man of good decisions.
>>8622377
>>8622432
>Yep, sqrl was turned lewd too, remember?
>And he's """""forced""""" to watch the two.
>Pachi gently squeezes his tail, still with his eyes locked on Pearl and Diamond.
>>8622470
>I know that, but Pearl is a man easily distracted and plagued by crappy memory
>Regardless, he's not watching the squirrel right now
>>8622432
(32 shots, fucking rip man. I can't really judge, considering I'm drinking too. Whatcha got bro?)
>That's a moan - a very quiet, muffled moan, but still a moan
>Reciprocate by nipping his lip
>>8622470
>Godspeed pachi.
>>8622518
(Good atuff, whiskey brandy hey you up for some drunk poly anon?)
>Nice, very nice.
>Time to figure out the pants while making out.
>Pearl probably didn't even zip up or belt up so easy.
>Hand teasing crotch: Go.
>>8622583
>If sqrl remembers right, pearl doesn't even have any pants on
>Just underwear.
>Either way, the squirrel bites his lip softly, then... well, starts humping his own tail.
>I mean, think about it. He's aroused and turned lewd by PokeGod, and watching two humans about to get it on, while his big, bushy, pillowy tail is wrapped up between his legs and over his shaft, originally to hide it. What else is he going to do?
>>8622583
(I mean. Wouldn't be drunk poly, dude. I'm 15 shots of a vodka/gin/rum/tequila/blue curacoa mix in and still perfectly fine. But yeah maybe man you just gotta like. Drag Gladi in here. )
(I'm practically 100% certain he's lurking right now anyway. Roll to wonk at the lurking Gladi.)
>>8622583
>>8622649
>Pachi is correct - Pearl is pantsless at the moment, since Fynx dared him to fill his pants with ice cubes earlier
>Just boxers right now
>Hot makeout sesh interrupted by Pearl gasping, hips shifting into the touch
>He's both drunk and distracted, but he still tries to get Diamond out of his jacket
>>8622583
you should try to get skitts drunk
>>8622778
(on it)
>>8622649
>Dia isn't watching.
>But me the degenerate I approve.
>>8622739
(You wanna make it a drunk poy rhen? I need a few more shots until I'm at roxy levels buut. Roll to wonk at gladi too.)
>The snazzy jacket is off.
>The hand is teasing Pearl's dick through his boxers.
>And the tongue is still full kalosian.
>>8622739
>>8622838
>Pachi presses his face deeper into the floof of the top of his tail, and quietly moans, still watching the two lewd trainers get it on
>He's still humping the lower part of his tail, too. Although now he's doing so a little bit more consciously.
>>8622778
(Anon plz, I can't say for certain I would even be a fun drunk to talk to.)
>>8622838
(It ain't a drunk poly if the entire group isn't drunk man. You and I could be drunk but then we'd still just be speculating as to Gladi's drunk level. I might bust out the Apothic Inferno at some point, we'll see.)
>With the jacket gone his new target is the shirt
>It takes a conscious effort to not just grind against Dia's hand, rolling for willpower
>Give his lip a quick nip before moving on to kiss along the jawline, delivering another nip to the neck and beginning work on a hickey
>>8621730
>Sleeping
>Dreams suddenly turned lewd
>>8622046
>Very lewd
>This is going to be an awkward morning
>>8624190
(The 9001% lewd thing only applies to Diamond, brovski)
i miss jiji
>>8625661
Me too.
Wait shit.
>wake up outside lying in the grass next to Zorro
>really horny for some reason
Is it that time already?
>go inside to make waffles and try to ignore it
>Wake up.
>Thoughts about holding hands and kissing.
>Attempt to go back to sleep.
>>8626045
>woke up by smell of waffles
>go into kitchen
Hey that smells great.
>>8626197
>kissu phoxboi
Oh good morning Zorro, did you sleep well?
>>8626259
I did sleep pretty good. How about you?
>>8626380
I slept well enough, say do I smell any different to you today?
>Gives the sun bedroom eyes.
>>8626415
>sniff sniff
Hmmmm a little bit. Why?
>>8626438
...
>>8626445
Well I woke up 'in the mood' and that usually only happens during heat but it seems too early for that though if I smell different then that's likely the cause.
Oh, it IS mating season, isn't it? Been it for a while. No wonder my brothers and sisters all left. Being the youngest of the litter sucks.
>Sun wakes up to lewd thoughts about his crushes
>Turns out he has quite a bit of those
>He ties a jacket around his waste and hopes the Solosis doesn't notice
>Also, I habitually capitalize "jacket" now
>Look what you've done, Gladi
>>8626462
>Attempt to psychically seduce the sun.
000000000000000000000000000000
>>8626465
ooooh! The smell is kind of funny. How long does it last for?
>>8626523
About 10 days, give or take
>>8626494
>Successful.
>The sun dims slightly in response.
>Though you won't realize it has for eight minutes.
>>8626523
>>8626542
???
>>8626542
I kind of like the smell... How are those waffles coming a long?
>>8626577
huh?
>>8626479
When do they get back usually?
>>8626608
Get back? Do you know what mating is?
>>8626547
>...You...may...not...be...the...hottest...or...the...brightest...but...you...are...beautiful...all...the...same...
>Attempt psysex with the sun.
>>8626662
Yes I do. Not the mating habits of Nidoran though. Do they not come back?
>>8626680
>The sun darkens significantly.
>Why are you trying to lewd the sun?
>Chill the hell out before all life on earth freezes to death.
>The sun attempts psysex back.
>Wake up
>Ridiculously horny and napping on Diamond
>Do not lewd the unconscious man do not lewd the unconscious man
>>8626696
H-hey..... How's your morning?
>>8626721
>The sun darkens significantly.
TURN THE FUCKING LIGHTS BACK ON YOU SACK OF SHIT!
>>8626598
>check the waffle iron
Should be almost ready
>>8626696
I thought all pokemon were like that. It's possible to not come back. Everyone just understands that you live with your mate from then on.
>>8626598
>opening...
>>>>>>>>>SecretIPdocumensts
>>>>>>bestcakever
>>>>>>>>howtodance
>>8626738
My head hurts a lot. You alright? You're acting weird.
>>8626754
Oh well that's good for them. You aren't ready to leave yet?
>Shelldon wakes up in the bathtub
...
>Rampant thoughts about hand holding and cuddles
>Flustered lobster gets out, trying to ignore the lewd imagery, and looks for food
>>8626753
>lewd thoughts start creeping in
I will get the syrup.
>goes into the fridge
>>8626781
how to dance?
>>8626721
>Proxima blocks the psychic connection.
>Centauri, stop.
>...
>Centauri falls to the ground and stares up into the sky.
>>8626721
>Who put a dimmer switch on the sun?
Neato.
>>8626745
Calm down nerd.
Hows the training been? You haven't eh, changed much.
>>8626781
Best cake ever?
>>8626783
More like nothing has happened to make me leave. Adults won't mind, though. I should be close to mating age, but I guess I haven't felt the need. Mommy says I will know who I want to mate with when I see them. Since I'm the last one, they won't watch me that closely during the day. If I wanted to, I could run off wherever I wanted, but I haven't done so. It's confused me.
>>8626783
>He's holding onto Diamond like a kid with a stuffed animal
Heheh, what? I'm fine!
>Rolling for effectiveness of pokerface
>>8626813
>The sun slowly returns to normal.
>Another time my friend.
>>8626809
DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE
>DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE
DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE
>DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE
DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE
DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE
>>8626838
1 part H2So4
2 part human egg
5 teaspoons of madness
8 parts of unova
9 seconds of crying
>>8626941
Interesting
>>8626845
Yeah don't rush it. Because that just leaves you filled with regret. and also more confusion.
>>8626856
ooookay. You have any more of that candy?
>>8626941
okay?
>does a confused dance
>>8626833
Still working on it.
Stupid sun being stupid.
>Roll for more training.
>>8627024
Hey.... That's mean... I'm not stupid...
>>8626966
*looks into the distance at Nido females*
Yeah. There's just nothing there. I've seen the others. It's like they got hit by some kind of Psychic attack, only it doesn't hurt. They kiss and rub all over each other for seemingly no reason. It's really weird. I know what mating is, but I don't know why anyone does it. I've seen that one move...Attract. It's kinda like it, but it wears off. This...it doesn't wear off.
>>8627024
>Angry squinting.
>...Do...not...speak...ill...of...Sol..!
>>8626966
Uh... I have candy, but I don't think it's that candy?
>>8627024
Nyeah, I see.
Would be nice if it was a bit darker though.
You ah, need any help or whatever?
>>8627057
Not you.
>>8627083
Go kiss him already, weirdo.
>>8627134
... Maybe.
>Rolling to KO more stupid birbs.
>>8627061
Maybe none of those nidorans are for you. You might have to look elsewhere. Is there anyone you had in mind that you like?
>>8627123
I will take it!
please.
>knife wakes up
>she can't stop having lewd toughts
uhh, i i'm feeling so hot, right now, i can't stop thinking about having sex with everyone in this house, i neeed help, why is this happpening
>>8627140
Hey, were you up for more training?
>>8627154
Haven't seen anyone else, no. Maybe they're just not...here. Oh, what am I saying? I'd be impaled just for going one step into another Nido's territory!
*unsheaths katana*
>Frankie: wake up.
>Well, more like snap out of work-induced fugue state, the default explanation for "RPer is awake but AFK"
>oh god my brain is full of fuck
I need some tea, and now...
>Frankie: wanders off in search of tea, trying to block out current train of thought.
>>8627140
>...
>Calm Mind.
>>8627140
Eh, you look like you're doin alright to me.
Maybe it's time to move onto trainers?
>>8626809
>munching on her waffle while thinking lewd thoughts
What do you think? I think I like em better than pancakes.
>>8627223
Morning Frankie, want a waffle?
>>8627199
Man you Nidorans are pretty brutal. is it common to not find anyone?
>>8627154
Oookay... Don't say I didn't warn you!
>Pearl isn't exactly completely here at the moment - roll to see if he grabs the right thing
>Evens lewd candy, odds ADHD meds
>>8627327
>Frankie: Agree.
"Oh, yes please."
>Evens he says it normally, odds he uses exactly the wrong tone...
>>8627327
>inhales whole waffle
These are pretty great!
>syrup covers face
>>8627176
>idea
Shiny could help you maybe?
>>8627223
Hey frankie!
>>8627223
Morning frankie...
>>8627327
Morning sylvie...
How are you guys doing
>her face is red due to intensive blushing
>she tries to look away to so neither of them notice her
>>8627375
Hehe you're covered in syrup now, lemme help
>lick the syrup off of Zorro's face
>>8627372
Alright
>put some batter in the waffle iron
>>8627387
Good morning
>>8627387
snip
>snip the knife
>>8627426
i am successor
i peench
>peench
>>8627455
...bad
>crabhammer
>>8627334
Hmmm....Most that reach mating age find one right away. Some take a while, but it usually isn't that much longer. And well...we have to be. Poison type and all. The most I can do is a nasty sting and I usually run away. I don't know if it...killed them. One sting can only kill a small pokemon, and even then, it's mostly because it skewers them. The rest, they just get really sick. I've gotten by just because most of the other Nidorans really mess their prey up, whereas I leave them really pristine-like. Hardly any scuffs. Just suffering from poison. I never finished 'em myself, the parents did that for me.
...Is it right that a Poison type doesn't really want to harm anyone, and I'm more afraid of them than they are of me?
>>8627426
>>8627469
>>8627455
OUT
OUT
>Ice beam on Corphish.
OUT OF THIS HOUSE
>>8627455
>dubsfail
i peench self
>>8627469
you mees
i peench
>peench
>>8627491
you mees
i peench
>peench
>>8627375
w-well, maybe
but..
will he be want to?
>>8627420
morning sylvie, is there any waffles left?
i want one
>she sees sylvie licking's zorro's face and she blushes even harder
>roll to be unnoticed
>>8627426
>snipped
ouch, why did you do that for?
>>8627515
>pause face licking
I can make you one if you want?
>>8627491
y me
>>8627502
yyy
>>8627515
>peench
>>8627491
>Waffle maker: frozen.
>Frankie: still going to eat it.
>>8627549
>>8627502
Out. Now. NO starting fights in the house.
>>8627490
Haven't met too many poison types. However it isn't common for Nidorans to be scared of anything. So i guess it isn't right. Also remind me to stay out of Nidoran territory.
>>8627368
Thank you.
>warfs down the candy
>>8627588
ok
i leef
>peench: dig a hole in the backyard
>hide in it
>>8627588
i go see my dad
>snip fish
>>8627420
haha that t-tickles!
>>8627515
Shiny is down for anything. Also you look all red. more than usual. do you feel okay?
>>8627535
i want one, thanks sylvie
>>8627549
stop pinching me
>>8627633
i'm alright, it's just nothing, really
>>8627667
>plate up frankie's waffle and start Adri's
>>8627633
>resume licking fox face
>>8627689
>Frankie: fidget and shuffle
Thanks.
Geez, something feels really... off today.
Like, I can't just out and say it...
>>8627615
.... uh. How's the candy...? You didn't eat all of it, did you...?
>>8627628
want a waffle?
>>8627667
does not look like nothing.
>>8627689
hehe
>give strawberrydog a quick lick back
You sure like syrup huh?
>>8627756
Not so much the syrup but what the syrup is on.
>>8627615
I try to be brave, but....like I said, all I can do is a little stab with the horn and run away. I guess I also take for granted I can just poison things. They tell me if it's shiny, I can't poison it at all, and other poison types will feel it, but be unaffected by it. I guess in general, if it comes from the the ground or is a ghost, it won't work that well. Well, other than Grass types.
I guess that's the thing. I was looking at a flower, and it got caught on my spines. It withered away almost instantly. That flower was pretty, and I....killed it? *he cries* I never wanted to kill it. I was always so scared of killing someone, even if I didn't mean to. I guess I grew to not want my poison to harm ANYONE, yet it's how we live. It's all so messed up! I train so hard, but for what? I'm so confused! *cries*
>>8627715
>mouth full of 'candy'
Almosht!
>resume chewing
It's not as good as that other stuff last night.
>>8627787
But that's the nature of Poison types. I mean, look at the Pokemon Grimer. They will kill anything they touch. You shouldn't beat yourself up for being you.
>>8627779
>blushes
I love you to!
>kiss Sylvie
>>8627800
Do you want syrup on it?
>>8627689
>she quietly waits for the waffles to get ready
>>8627756
i'm just blushing about you and sylvie licking eachother, i'm just blushing
>>8627846
yes
>>8627826
*stares at him with watery eyes*
...Don't take this the wrong way. Will you touch me? I must know... If I don't want to poison you, will you still be poisoned? I know it's a lot to ask. Here. *pulls out a Pecha berry* They say that's bad for Poison types. Maybe it will...help you?
>>8627826
>Screaming internally
Don't eat anymore, alright?
>>8627904
Yeah I could do that.
>roll to not get poison
>>8627922
Why not?
>pops another one in mouth
>>8627952
>Roll for pokerface
Because, they're Dia's favorite kind!
>>8627952
Be careful not to touch the spines. That's the only thing I'm sure will still poison you.
*he is just a soft, furry pokemon, nothing else. No poison*
>>8627846
>kiss back
I love you too hon
>>8627858
>plate up Adri's waffle
>>8627975
Hey could you make that krabby there a waffle? it really wants one.
>>8628053
Yeah sure
>begin yet another waffle
>>8627970
Fiiiiine.
>give back the quarter full bag.
What kind of candy was that one?
>>8627974
Yeah see? Completely fine. You are kind of cool looking...
>>8628078
yes
>>8628082
*he is surprised. He opens his mouth in disbelief and he puts his forelegs on you. He wraps them around and he hugs you. When he sees it will not harm you, he collapses on you and cries*
*sob sob* I didn't think I'd be able to touch anyone. *sob sob sob*
*he...is smiling*
>>8628082
>Time to fidget nervously
ADEVI chocolates...
>>8628170
>popcorn
>>8628140
w-whoa hey watch those spines!
I'm glad i could help. Do you feel better?
>hug back
>>8628170
ADEVI? Never heard of that before. Where you get it from? what is it?
>>8628194
Shhh!
>>8628231
The uh.. Candy store.
>>8628248
.... yeah that's where most candy comes from. What's ADEVI? an acronym for something?
>>8627975
>she puts syrup on the waffles
>eats the waffels
this is great sylvie, it's delicious
>>8628231
*he pushes off, but his body feels heavier as he does. He bursts with light and becomes much larger, now having to look down to see the fox*
Hey! Woah! Did something happen to the ground? And my voice? *he sees his paws* What? *looks over himself* No way! I...evolved? Why? How?
>>8628290
I don't know what it stands for, they're just...
Chocolates, nothing special...
>The last part is mumbled, Pearl looking away from Fynx and fidgeting with his hands
>>8628426
I mean, I was gonna let Dia have them, but they really aren't anything special.
Are you sure you're feeling alright?
-Pearl, ADIVA chocolates are aphrodisiacs in case you didn't know
Time to (get to next thread because we hit image limit) bump/shit post
>>8628426
*he prances around, stumbling into everything because he is not as small as he once was. He hops into a clearer space and finds he is a lot faster, and the world is a lot smaller in many ways*
This is so cool! I don't know what it is! I'm not afraid anymore! I don't have to hurt anyone! I want to help those pokemon! I want to protect them! I'll have to get stronger! Thank you, I can't possibly repay you!
alright guys, tell me your favorite ooc ships and why you like them
>>8628655
zorro x type meme
because bork doesnt deserve zorro
>>8628655
sniffs X smeargs
>>8628705
i forgot to say why
because they are cute together
>>8628655
brock x ray
because reasons
ducc
>>8628655
emrys x turts
they deserve each ohter
>>8628655
croags x croags.
selfcest.
>>8628667
Please, I must insist! Let's see...*tries to search his pack, but now it's too small for him. He sighs and rips it in half with a claw. He produces a small burned piece of wood*
Ummmm...I heard Fire types love these things.