Official pony thread. If you see another one, redirect them here.

>>8614026
/mlp/ you faggots

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>>8614042
pnoy motherfuckers

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race cars don't need headlights
cause the track is always lit asf.

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>>8614556
This is true

>>8614556
711 doors don't need locks cause they never close.

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>>8614588
and they'd be a lot lighter without wheels.
which means more speed!

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>>8614595
How's it going Pasta?

>>8614669
Like the speed you must surely be on~
How're you Rosey?

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>>8614717
I'm alright

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>>8614663
they shut, you dork.
the doors always close behind me when I walk inside.

>>8614717
exhaust.
in the mood for shitposting!

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I get slightly aroused when my dog licks my ears.

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>>8614733
I'll do some more ruskies today, keep going at your own pace though, I'll catch you eventually~

>>8614750
Why exhausted?

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I don't have to be a certified pilot to give your mom the side slip.

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>>8614827
we were slammed almost all day.
there was only an hour in between rushes, and we spent the entire time cutting shit.

no cuts today though, fortunately.

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>>8615110
Sounds intense

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzr4ycz84I

I need more videos of this.
This is hilarious to me.

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>>8615138
ye.
it was fun though.
lots of moving around and bullshitting with the other cook.

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>>8615193
>MGTOW

>>8615241
Cool, I'm glad you enjoyed it :3

>>8615304
Yeah I know, but I don't care about that, it's the video itself with the guy forcing the fat chick to pay for her share on the date cause she had an unreasonable amount of food.

>>8615343
in no time you will end up loving boipucci.

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>>8615366
nah man, I'll just be a forever alone.
I'm straight and can't into men.

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>>8615343
mm <3
don't knock boipucci until you try it my man.

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>>8615477
>straight
posts in a mlp circlejerk

>>8615477
Dubs of faggotry

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>>8615572
>try it
No thanks.

Stupid question: is there currently a /trash/ pone drawthread, for subject matter not permitted in the official /mlp/ drawthread(s)?

I have a horrifying image in my head because I am a genuinely bad person and would like to request someone draw it, though I know my odds of success in this endeavor are low.

Thanks.

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>>8615884
>>8602265

looks like it's mostly furfaggotry.

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>>8615836
that's what they all say, then BAM!
they're buying a tether line so they don't fall off the bottom of the world when they visit australia!

speaking of, where tf is skye?

>>8615884
I think there's a trash drawthread if you wanna try there.

>>8615884
There was, died from inactivity

>>8616029
;_;

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>>8615884
>is there currently a /trash/ pone drawthread, for subject matter not permitted in the official /mlp/ drawthread(s)?
Not that I know of. You can try requesting in the regular /trash/ drawthread: >>8602265, but you're not likely to get a response because they don't like pone. If it's a truly horrifying image then the /mlp/ drawthread: >>>/mlp/29788592 isn't likely to bother with it either, though it doesn't hurt to ask.

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domo
I am japanese man.
japanese man.

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>>8615954
working to save then spend all his money coming to aus to screw natsoc :P

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>>8616358
living.
the DREAM.

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>>8616396
Kek, seems rather limited to be a dream.

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>>8616430
>goes on vacation to an entirely different continent
>to fuck a passable trap

here I am I can barely afford a pair of shoes because I live at home with the folks and don't have to pay rent.

Skye is NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>8616479
then why is he such a faget?

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>>8616479
The dream is dead Darwin. It's... it's time to accept it. He's so gay, just... the gayest.

>>8616474
You've been between jobs thouhg.

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name fell off again?

>>8616519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JSgxXpz4sr

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>>8616479

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>>8616358
needs moar pixel

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>>8616519
yeah...
gotta save up a bit.
maybe one day I too can go on vacation and fuck a cute boy.

>>8616479
He's legit fucking a man in the ass.

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>>8616532
Remember: white man supplies, black man buys.

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>>8616559
good afternoon, sinner.

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>>8616579
Yup that's gay af.

this man needs to take his pills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFeZP9bxX3g

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>>8616620
If god didn't want me like this, he should have paid more attention to design

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>>8616532
How's it going Smokey?

>>8616533
Hey Canon, yeah I heard it this morning, I skimmed the bread after I left and heard it.
It sounds surreal

>>8616557
Thanks :3

>>8616579
I'm sure you'll get there one day :3

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>>8616557

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>>8616621
did I ask your fucking opinion!

>>8616631
nah, he just wants to throw some business satan's way.

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>>8616645
just watching tv. trying to relax after a long day in the car. how are you?

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>>8616663
You didn't need to.

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>>8616663
I can live with that

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>>8616650
lol, urshula pls

>>8616689
I'm doing ok today honestly.
only thing I've got today is that I'm going to see that logan movie tonight so that'll be good.

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>>8616710
I look amazing!

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>>8616645
Even now at 5 flippin AM I can still explosions from time to time, but I read why the clashes are going on for long as they are, turns out there's a new security task force in the camp that wants to take control and one group with links to al-queda doesn't want that so they attacked them and now the task force wants to eliminate their leader once and for all...still, pretty frekkin' intense at times

oh..you're welcome!

>>8616650
SDHD
or is that HDSD, can't quite tell!
Hiya Urshula! :3

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>>8616694
I vape pussy juice(tm) my nigga.
would a faggot vape this gucci shit? it's, like, 3$ a bottle.

>>8616708
your ass will be blasted by 5,000 demon cocks in hell.

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>>8616776
low price for what I got out of it

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>>8616734
that should be nice.

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people callin me gay.
more like fuckin enola gay droppin them bombs on yer mom's pussy. nuking all over her ass and shit.

1v1 me you skrubs

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>>8616757
Hiya CaNoN! Are you gonna survive? Do you have an emergency plan?

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>>8616836
you sure are devoted to your lifestyle.
good for you.

>>8616840
Who is this?

Babs is an inspiration to me.

>>8616891

>>8616851

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>>8616757
Not really sure who to root for in that scenario.

I'm glad you're safe at least.

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>>8616776
Yes. Eating pussy is really fucking gay. Don't even know how it became a straight thing. Going down on a woman is one of the most unmanly and feminine things you can do. Cute tho.
>licking something that smells like fish
>doesn't taste like fish

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>>8616887
well

It seems to me that on the car ride of life, that knowing the intended route doesn't prevent hundreds of dogs and children from running out in front of you, and all you can do is swerve in one direction or another. Also the engine is spotty and you're thankful for that because the brakes are also faulty. So at some point you resolve to accept whatever happens and just make it as far as possible in any available direction.

For me, that led to a lifetime interest in hardcore filly-based sexual activity. I would apologize, but frankly I don't feel responsible.

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>>8616911
I imagined him being fatter.

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>>8616896
I'm not a hero. More of a minor deity.

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>>8616955
real men respect women, homo.
it's 2016. get with it already.

>>8616976
I- I see.

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>>8616868
Don't worry, I'll be fine, the clashes are happening in a camp surrounded by walls and fences, and it's 3 klicks away from me, I've had waay worse days when there was a day and a half clash in my neighbourhood back in 2013, but I'm too tired to go into details now

oh.. and don't worry, I always have a backup plan in case something happens that leads me to needing to leave the country

>>8616939
In the end in both cases it's an entirely different society armed to the teeth in our borders and these clashes can always take place when someone's not feeling so happy and when our own government's governs can't enter the camp to get a grip of anything

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>>8617014
jk, I chose everything

still not sorry

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>>8616987
What happened in 1812?

>>8616851
Hopefully so, seeing it with my father whom I've not seen for a while now.

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Need sleeps, nighty all!

>Some anons started a minecraft server that is only 400x400 blocks to see how long it would take for the world to run out of resources
>I hop on and start setting trees on fire
>Literally burned all of the trees and all of the saplings
>Some anons saved some of the saplings in their inventory
>Plant a bunch of them in this village they made in one corner of the world
>They keep killing me every time I come into the village and set trees and saplings on fire

Why they gotta be haters? I'm just trying to remove the ability to produce wood from the server...

>>8617050
britain and canada curve stomped our ass

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>>8617014
>says the fag
lol nigga just lol

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>>8617051
sleep well and stay safe.

>>8617045
hit every branch on your descent into hell.

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>>8617051
Night!

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>>8617051
Night Canon

>>8617069
righto

>>8617050
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

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>>8617041
at least you aren't getting banned this time.
good night.

>>8617053
you have entered an i am legend type scenario.
or omega man if you're more of a chuck heston fan.

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>>8617082
you make it sound like fucking non-foals is a viable option

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>>8617076
hooo boy!
am I mad.
you just really FUCKING fumbled my footballs, friend!

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>>8617106
Crazy times

>>8617076
Skittles pls

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>>8617116
when in doubt, fuck an adult horse dumb ass.

Anyways...

I'm going to take a shower. When I get out, would anyone like to join me in griefing this place?

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>>8617116
Haven't pickup up any new images since last time. There are a few Appleblooms I don't think I've posted yet, so I'll drop those for you, Babs.

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>>8617175
>skittles
>>8617136
Didn't mean to flopple your falafel.

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>>8617322
Aku, you sounded terribly like skittles, and posted a skittle like picture.

:P

Skitty would have said "LMAO JUST LMAO"

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>>8617308

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>>8617322
you corned my beef for the last fucking time, friend.
you get what I'm hashing out?

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>>8617378

>>8617322

Hey Aku, do you have a legit minecraft account? Want to torch up a bunch of trees in a space-constrained server with me?

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>>8617414
Stopping here until I get a response.

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>>8617223
>>8617116
Wait a min... Babs and rita?

>>8617738
1/2

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agh, holy fuck this mustard!
my eyes are burning.

picture unrelated.

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>>8617749
ehh, close enough.

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>>8617223
got some quality in there

just stepped away from computer but going to bed now anyway, thanks

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1/4

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2/4

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>>8617938
No problem! I'll find some more stuff for next time. G'night!

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3/4

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4/4

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>>8618018
nice.

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>>8617420
I'm too busy and don't have a PC rn.
Work sleep and drinking is all I have time for.
Maybe after Easter?

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>>8618340
Did you hook in?

Is this a thread for art requests? I have something in mind that may be a little too... much... for the /mlp/ drawthreads and they really don't like poni in the /trash/ drawthreads. I know there used to be a /trash/ poni draw thread (RIP in peace).

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>>8615884
>>8618704

>>8618751
>and she's my favorite poni, too
;_;

>>8618807
Good taste, weirdo.

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i touched the blade of my sawzall on accident after cutting the branches off of my roof, and now i don't have a thumbprint on my right hand.

those blades will heat up on you.

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>>8617750
yes. It's been a long day.

picture unrelated also.

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>>8618983
I feel ya

picture, again, unrelated.

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>>8618814
It's true. She is mai poni waifu. I <3 the sunbutt.

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>>8618983
So do you have thing for nigger dicks?

>>8619379
everyone here does whether they admit it or not.

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Would it be alright if I showed the remaining /mlpol/ groups the name-sync script? I know you guys are probably getting tired of hearing about them, but I want to see what a united /mlp/ and /pol/ can accomplish.

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>>8619379
yes.

skitty is a connoisseur of nigger dick though. nobody loves it as much as he.

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>>8619432
mr kown really wants to kown y u do dis

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>>8619432
sure, if they need to use it.
it only works on this board and /b/.

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>>8619553
>it only works on this board and /b/.
?

>>8619578
huh.
guess i haven't checked the updates in a few years.

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what if we put a taco inside of a burrito?

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>>8620075
What if we put a banana inside a Princess?

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>>8620166
like a turducken?
how long do we bake the princiana?

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>>8619887

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>>8620205
The Princess is already baked.

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>>8620223
that's a few years old

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>>8620254
trash princess is the best princess.

>>8620341
If only they knew how many posters were actually active as apposed to how many total ever touched the threads.

>>8620223
This reminds me of the scoreboard.

I wish I could find the relevant screencap.

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>>8620374
I can't blame the Sun for blazing. I don't think it makes her trashy.

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>>8620740
it certainly isn't german engineering.

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>>8620777
Does size really matter or is that some meme the porn industry made up?

>>8620894
Awkward. Post wasn't suppose to be a reply
*backs out of thread*

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>>8620894
it's mostly technique.
size helps though.

>>8620968
>it's mostly technique
>muh teqnix
>b-but muh motion in the ocean
i once convinced some chick i had a tiny duck and she tried feeding me this bullshit you're saying. made her really curious though and when she found my duck was actually on the big side she let out a retarded laugh.

size does matter, don't let anyone tell you otherwise fucking cucks

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>>8620223
>>8620644
Here we go.

Ah, the good old days. And for once, I don't mean that sarcastically.

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>>8621288
>i once convinced some chick i had a tiny duck

Was its name "Quackers?"

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>>8621328
So many tripfags! What do all the categories except "Shit Posts" mean?

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>>8621288
okay?
I guess she's used to seeing bigger.

>>8621313
it does.
but a big penor isn't a necessity to satisfy your partner.

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>>8621413
I never figured out what "Shittier posts" was.
Presumably "cancer by", "cancer in", and "pixies" are threads created, threads posted in, and images posted, respectively.

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>>8621328
What year was that? I posted so rarely that my name never made the list... i know i was around cause i had been around long before eddy

>tfw your posts were so rare they were priceless
all those ppls posts were inflated in the demand and supply company
too much supply for demand
all the people

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>>8621465
Ahh yep, makes sense. I wasn't sure if they had bread specific meanings or not.

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>>8621503
Must have been late 2012 or early 2013.

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I don't remember having a friday.

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I HAVE PIZZA!

Who wants pizza? come over asap

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NZUlcLHT80

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why're alla yall dead?

yall suck wake up n smell the coffee faggots it's barely 1am just lmfao

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It's better like this.

>>8621698

>>8621723
>>8621723
>>8621723
>>8621723
>>8621723

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>>8621698
I'm on break and it's 3o'clock in the morning!

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>>8621721
No it's fuggin NOT

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>>8621737
What does skitty want of the great Aku?

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>>8621775

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the greatest wrestling match of all time!
undertaker vs undertaker.

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>>8621800

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I name this day the Skitty Appreciation day. Today we appreciate Skitty and her majestic tits.

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>>8621775
Do you grant wishes?

I wish I had an unparalleled, almost uncanny hyper intelligence that could be used to quickly develop and design the most destructive vehicles in the universe, I'd want to develop an autonomous fleet of these that set out to destroy every planet across multiple dimensions. they should also have an ability to communicate so that if a fleet met its demise in some world, they would all come together many hundreds of years later to destroy the objective together. I would not destroy earth but keep it under my rule for the rest of time.

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>>8621800
you look like a neanderthal

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>>8621864

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I don't have to be the undertaker to give your mom the tombstone.

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>>8621890
this picture screams beta dickmuncher

so loud i'm deaf

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>>8621851
There are not enough resources currently available on the market for domination over the human race using only a few vehicles I don't think.

You can be as intelligent as you want, but you're still going to need money, manpower, maybe a real plan, and a backup for all the countermeasures employed by the international community and a way to survive just about everything the rest of the world is able to use against your doomsday vehicle.

And, no I don't grant wishes.

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>>8621941
That's Cheeto alright.

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>>8621864
Probably the first time anyone's ever said that about me.

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>>8621328
then there's the cap of my winning total that shows me with over 20k posts. i lost it when my hdd died.

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>>8622015
You showed those anime/fur posters what real shitposting is.

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>>8622058
i had to defend our honor. i couldn't let the shittiest shitposter be from furnime.

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>>8621960
Well chit...

Well I figure if you made me so super smart n stuff I could show it off and people would tota be interested in what I could achieve so I bet I could get a bunch of people to fund their own destruction. I'd have large geosynchronous satellites over the west and the east that would let me use a laser to split a fuckin atom in earth and turn it into a nuclear bomb.

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/qa/ is "down for maintenance" with the last post made 19 hours ago
Does that mean they might be shutting that board down?
>>8622117
I for one welcome our new skitty overlord

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>>8622156
/mlpol/ made that board their bitch. for several days.
i think they might just be cooling everyone down.

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Hello?

>>8622217

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>>8622220

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anyone here remember the titans?

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>>8622217
Hi

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>>8622262
How's pasta today? Or.. tonight.

Smokey made like a total of 23k posts on 8chit according to the archives

i made fuggin 50k

MY VALUE IS INFLATED HELP

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>>8622272
I'm alright, its kinda late but I'm not tired in the slightest

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>>8622300
didn't do anything cool or fun today?

i hung out with a friend of mine most of the night the other day then i came back and started drinking with some others again... i'm glad that's over..

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>>8622298
how do you even know how many you made? since you post anon from time to time and switch names constantly.

>>8622217
I <3 this style of pony art, with the long horsey muzzle but still totes adorbs and even a bit sexy.

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>>8622321
Fun? yes
Interesting? Not really
Jerked off for the first time in I think a week or 2 and now I feel a lot better

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botnet

>>8622217
would you clean me with a strigil after we wrestled in the mud?

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>>8622336
lol ikr

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>>8622342
>Jerked off for the first time in I think a week or 2
What was the fap material?

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>>8622366
Straight pony porn

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>>8622396
Heavens, the depths of depravity.

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>>8622342
LOL

Why do you go that long w/e doing that?

I get a boner at least once every 3 hours, one week of being taunted is a bit too long desu imo senpaitachi


>>8622324
i remember all the names I use. chance, skits, skitty, skittish, scriptkitty, deputyderp,
and the real number is more like 35k posts, I just rounded up by 15k for fun

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>>8622403
It's been such a long time since I was into touhou
Orin was a favorite of mine

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>>8622411
>I just rounded up by 15k for fun
lol

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>>8622344
>strigil
nick?

Sure, who'd pass on some re-creative roman era hygiene in 2017? only a crazy person that's who

also maybe we can skip the wrestling... i'd just end up messing up my arm even more than it is now

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>>8622411
I don't know really, I guess all t his cold weather reduced my sex drive

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>>8622411
but then there's your imposters, how do you account for them?

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>>8622430
What a coincidence.

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>not gaining psychic ability through nofap
I can erase time like it never happened.

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>>8622469
The fairy trio were also a favorite

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>>8618936
It'll grow back.
People don't know this, but your fingerprints regenerate.

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>>8622396
Needs some unnecessary sharpening of the edges.

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>>8622453
there are no imposters, every skitty is a skitty

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>>8622493
I don't believe I know them.

>>8622411
consector, shockley, that wez trip was a couple hundred probably. reindeer kin. all those xbox live gamertag style names. bet there are many more

>>8622445
oh right, no more mud wrestling for you. at least for awhile. thanks though, we can just do the bath part and perhaps toss the disqus

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>>8622516
and that's why you're undervalued.
there's no assurance of quality.

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>>8622519
They were the villains in great fairy wars
>>8622501
Wasn't me who drew it

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Still here Rose?

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>>8622546
yo.

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>>8622494
i got no feeling in that thumb tip now.
oh well, i'm lucky i didn't cut my hand off, or fall off the roof.

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>>8622524
>consector, shockley, that wez trip was a couple hundred probably. reindeer kin. all those xbox live gamertag style names. bet there are many more
You remember this.. What a strangely warming feel.

>toss the disqus
the internet said that's a chat commenting platform, why would be toss that?

>>8622345
I wonder who drew'd it. When I search with Google Images I see it's online in lots of places, usually labeled as "f*rry," but can't find a source.

Princess Celestia would be HOT drawn in that style, in my opinion.

>Socially awkward Moondancer will never become emotionally attached to you

>She will never show you her secretly curvacious body under her sweater

>She will never be sexually curious with you

Why live?

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>>8622557
4u

>>8622559
>>8622559
could be a third degree burn, you should see someone about it Smokey, to prevent it becoming infected.

>>8622566
iirc it's cartoonlion, one of my favorite artists desu

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>>8622544
>Wasn't me who drew it
I know. I just thought it'd be funny to do that.

>>8622519
>>8622430
The only Touhou thing I know is the Remilia Scarlet character, and that's from hearing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJQ5HsXlPTo

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>>8622577
wonderful.
saved.
thank you rappy.

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>>8622573
To develop your genetic engineering or AI and robot development to make it real

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>>8622573

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>>8622577
nah, it'll be fine.

>>8622562
my mistake for spelling it that way. imagine it like an ancient frisbee

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>>8622562
example

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>>8622536
>you're undervalued.

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>>8622597
I used to be a huge touhou fanboy, I've played every game zun made up to Impossible spell card
The newest shooter and the fighting game I haven't played

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hello?

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>>8622621
>>8622632
What're you up 2?

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>>8622597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct_Vs6LtJ4w

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>>8622645
hi.

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>>8622640
or inflated, whatever you said.

>>8622588
>cartoonlion
it is indeed, and I thank you for the information

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wow, well 8chit has hit a new rock bottom
24 posts over the last hour on /b/
i guess they've finally chased out all the ppl that made that place terrible

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>>8622601
Yup

>>8622614
Your call.
Take care of yourself though.

>>8622652
i woke up and decided to make a post at you before going back to bed. you? guessing you want to take it easy after yesterday

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>>8622676
promise to come back.
but only if everyone itt gets mod status.

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>>8622677
it hurt way too bad when it happened for it to be third degree. i think what's happened is the top layers of skin have been melted. i'm expecting the whole thing to turn into a big blister.

i guess it's good to have plans for the weekend.

I think that I should be admin desu.

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>>8622680
lol nick pls
also sorry for being weird in text.. i was drunk.. and i fell sleep on my sofa..
why did you wake up randomly at this time?

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>>8622675
You're welcome.

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>>8622706
skeery.

>>8622709
no worries, I'm used to it. not even weird imo. i have to be up every night from 3:15 to 3:33 to tend to the crucifix and holy water

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>>8622761
fuggin lol what
why?

sounds like something a priest would say

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>>8622704
Yeah fair enough

>>8622733
Rose?

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>>8622770
Or a man possessed

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>>8622654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXlCDgTvs0k

>>8622770
it's an evil time, the witching hours. and i do my best to be ready for the coming darkness. not actually of course i just woke up to pee. why are you up? becuse you are fully nocturnal now?

>>8622789

Also: Fan canon sometimes becomes real canon

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>>8622773
did you see the hole the tree made when it fell through my house?

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>>8622773
in the flesh.
somethin wrong, hon?

+a

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>>8622806
Yes. I'm nocturnal af. I woke up at 12AM more or less lol

if i could be anything i wanted i'd be one of the greys with the big black eyes and everything all nocturnal and stuff

what do you have planned for today? more boating?

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>>8622815

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>>8622818
I didn't, Jesus, is everything ok? How'd it happen?

>>8622820
Nothing, nothign, sorry, I just woke up and your word threw me.

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>>8622789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYcb854qGx0

>>8622864
the sloppy/lazy image editing work done along with the fact apple jack looks sloppy and lazy in that image is a nice touch

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>>8622864
no worries babe.

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>>8622864
the roof isn't ok, but everything else is.
i was getting ready for work the other day, and heard a huge crash. this limb fell out of a dead tree like a missile and speared my house.

>>8622847
figured, it's really the best way to go. and someone who doesn't leave their room has no need of the sun.
that woul be your choice if you could be anything? hm
that's likely, though i mustn't imagine seas at the moment. i had a bottle of mount gay anf feel nauseous. i suppose it could be all the conch penis.
hbu

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>>8622882
I didn't do it.
I don't have the programs to do it.

>>8622886
Thanks

>>8622894
lucky.

This is why trees need to be maintained though if they're near your property, maybe check out the others if you haven't already just in case.

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>>8622918
this one has been dead for years. i think maybe before i bought the house.

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>>8622936
Yeah, maybe go through and clear those sometime, make sure none are too close to your house anymore and shit like that.

>>8622979
She's a closet sack daemon isn't she?

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>>8622992
Probably

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>>8622979

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>>8622992
clearing the tree is going to be part of the insurance claim. it's an accident waiting to happen.

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>>8623000
How're you Pasta?

>>8623003
So you are fully insured?