ITT: Pokemon are real.
What's your favorite Psychic type?
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>>8610216
Sylvie!
mew
>>8610216
bones!
>>8610216
What kind of dog is this
>>8610410
Rare flappy lime pupper.
>>8610216
Me.
>>8610216
My little bro >>8610455
>>8610216
Azelf was pretty cool.
>>8610447
Thanks
>>8610216
I have three options between Ray here >>8610455, Necrozma and Panoptes the unusually calm and silent Claydol (especially compared to when he first went self aware) and I'd rather not have to make a pick.
>>8610216
Azoth!!!
Silvally!!
>>8610549
Hello??
Yes??
Anomalesia not favorite Psychic type??
>>8610567
>"Did he load the psychic memory just right now?"
You're a candidate, that's for sure.
>>8610567
You're great, too. Definitely top five.
>>8610655
>>8610688
>Excited dog sounds
Am a good Psychic???
Am a good Full??
>>8610455
no me
>>8610849
Heck yeah, big guy.
You're better than good.
>Go and pat doggo
(tfw you have to leave in half an hour to go drive people who you spent 2 1/2 hours driving around already)
>>8610929
'Chu're top of the list for Poison-types, bro, but 'chu're not, like, a psych. At all.
bork
>>8611120
>>8610930
>Excited bwaar'ing
>trains in the backyard
>via fire
>>8611278
>>8611278
>trains in the backyard too
>via not letting the fire get out of the backyard
>>8611351
>leaves
>>8611365
>borks appreciatively
>>8611309
What? Want to help?
>>8611351
Glad to see you finally train too!
>>8611138
bork
>>8611411
BAWOOOO!!
>Excited hyena sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd8cnaS6fcU
>>8611120
>>8611138
>>8611402
>>8611411
>>8611430
>>8611449
bork
>>8611411
>>8611430
>>8611449
Bork!!
Hello friends!!!
>Sniff sniff
Where is fourth Full???
>>8611402
>>8611411
>>8611430
>>8611449
>>8611488
>>8611499
...Bork.
>>8611410
>Kicktree and Emo show up.
Mind if we join in too?
>>8611568
where's sundowner shedinja?
>>8611488
BAWWAAAR!!!
>>8611499
Hello!!!
Yes!!!
Not sure...
Find!!
>Sniff sniff sniff
>Dumb doggo doesn't remember that he's never actually met the 4th Full irl
>>8611568
BORK BORK BORK!!
>>8611605
THEY PUT HIM IN THE BOX!!!
>Point at computer
How get out??
>>8610216
Me!
>>8611568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFpks7EvkQY
>charges a solar beam
>>8611569
Go ahead
Im just making sure Zorro doesn't burn the world here
>>8611569
Yeah for sure!
>>8611676
pffff like i could do that yet.
>>8611605
>>8611628
Please quiet down.
>>8611670
Can you quit following me?
>Multi-Attack Fire.
>>8611774
Bork.
>>8611774
>ded Ghost bug
>burnt to ash
>>8611628
Don't know!!
PC???
Humans do like...
This!!
>Anomalesia smacks random keys on the keyboard
>>8611774
Okay!!
>Bork quietly
>>8611774
bork.
>>8611803
Wrong!! You have to do the...
>Azoth messes with the mouse and drags random files around.
See!!!
HONK
>>8611890
>roll to download ducc
>>8611890
>Runs CCleaner
>>8611834
Wait!!!
You work the thingy!!
I type!!
Save fourth Null!!
>>8611993
Okay!!!
>Start opening random programs and files.
Hello!! Where is fourth Null??
>>8611410
>Sylvie comes out side and flops down on the grass next to Zorro
Whatchu up to hon?
>>8611938
>DUCC: DOWNLOADED
HELLO THERE
THANK YOU FOR DOWNLOADING DEDSEC
WHAT DO YOU WANT
>>8611970
>FILE NOT FOUND
CCLEANER IS FOR NERDS
NERD
>>8612023
We're doing level grinding do you want to join?
>>8612023
I dunno. I am bored! What about you?
>>8611791
>>8611803
>>8611834
Bork.
>>8611993
>>8612020
What are you doing?
>>8612046
Could you do me a favor and check on the other two Fulls?
>>8612046
CCleaner is a totally valid utility. I like my registry cleared of junk and my deleted shit purged from existence thank you very much.
>>8612020
Hello???
Full???
>They accidentally open a game
>Evens Undertale odds Hotline Miami
>>8612086
Bork!!
We save you!!
Save from the box!!
>>8612153
We have to beat russians to get other Full!!!
>Start clicking.
>>8612153
>>8612175
...?
bork
>>8612175
What a Russian???
Don't know a Russian??
>Use the best strategy
>Throw weapons
>Throwing bat is best weapon
>>8612192
BORK!!
>>8612086
Bork!
>>8612192
ᵇᵒʳᵏ
>>8612073
Sure
>>8612075
I just got done with a nap, you wanna spar?
>>8612192
BORK!!!
HELLO NEW FULL!!!
>>8612215
Is that fourth Full???
>Keep clicking.
>>8612233
Yeah s-sure. You feeling up to it?
>>8612215
>>8612232
>>8612247
bork
>>8612140
NEEEERD
>>8612086
SURE WHY NOT
I SEE NO WAY THAT CAN GO HORRIBLY WRONG
THAT IS A LIE I SEE A LOT OF WAYS IT CAN GO HORRIBLY WRONG
BUT I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO SO OKAY
>DO THE TECHNOZONE WARP THING
>ROLLING FOR TRAVEL TIMES IN SINGLES BECAUSE INTERNET TRAVEL IS PRETTY FAST
>>8612257
Yeah!
>>8612304
Ok! Hit me with your best shot then.
>brace for impact
>>8612247
No!!
Is a chicken???
Rude chicken!!
>continue smacking the keyboard
>>8612268
Bork!!!
Bork bork!!!
>Excited borking: doggo butt wag: habben
Fifth Full!!
New friend????
Like Fulls!!
>inb4 the doggos turn out to be better at HM than me
>>8612326
Hmmm what move to use... Oh I know
>Sylvie uses Psyshock
252+ SpA Choice Specs Sylveon Psyshock vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 96-114 (32.5 - 38.6%) -- 99.1% chance to 3HKO
>>8612366
>it crit
252+ SpA Choice Specs Sylveon Psyshock vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Ninetales on a critical hit: 145-171 (49.1 - 57.9%) -- 97.7% chance to 2HKO
>>8612268
Bork!!
>>8612283
BORK!!!
FULL???
>>8612338
Bork bork bork!!!
Chicken!!!
>Keep clicking.
>>8612338
>PLOP OUT OF SCREEN
HELLO BORKBEASTS
HOW ARE YOU DOING
>>8612366
>>8612374
ah!
>fireblast
>>8612406
>sylvie is buffeted by flames
252 SpA Charcoal Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon in Sun: 187-222 (67.2 - 79.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Nice hit!
>Psyshock
>>8612446
>i think im low but still up?
>fireblast
>>8612386
Chicken!!
Bolle!! Bolle!!
>Throw the knife
>Knife: rebound off of wall and hit an enemy
>Roll for whether the enemy is actually fucking dead or if that bullshit happens where the enemy is merely knocked down by a knife embedding itself in their forehead
>fucking Hotline Miami and it's fucking bullshit zombie enemies
>Idgaf what fucking mob theyre from one does not merely only get knocked down after getting shot in the fucking face
>YES I'M SALTY
>>8612387
AHHH!!
DUCK!!
NO!!
BAD DUCK!!
DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY!!
ULTRA BEASTS BAD!!!
>>8612551
>she manages to dodge the fire this time
You're looking a bit tired there honey, am I gonna beat you?
>Psyshock
>>8612593
>dodge frantically
probably!
>fireblast
>>8612386
NO I AM NOT FULL
I AM DEDSEC
HELLO
>>8612588
DIFFERENT PORYGON Z
ULTRA BEASTS CROSS MY CIRCUITS
THATS A BAD THING BY THE WAY
>>8612601
>she didnt even have to dodge that one it was so far off
Haha I guess my training has paid off at least.
>Psyshock
>>8612588
Chicken!!!
Bork!!!!
>Keep playan.
>>8612638
Hello!!!!
>Lick duck.
Quack???
>>8612644
yo-!
>falls in the dirt
>defeat
>>8612638
Oh...
Okay!!
What duck want???
Am play game!
>>8612657
Chicken!!!
Chicken!!!
Don't worry Full!!
We save you!!
>Keep playing
>Roll for survival
>>8612657
>PLAY GOOSEHONK.FLAC
HELLO
>PET DOGGO
>>8612745
THE OTHER FULL ASKED ME TO CHECK ON YOU TWO
SO
HOW ARE THINGS
>>8612682
>Sylvie giggles a bit and goes to give Zorro a revive, she then nuzzles him a bit
That was fun, surprised i actually managed to win this time.
>>8612782
>still face down in dirt
i told you that you fight like a level 100....
>>8612745
Oh no!!!!
Broken chicken???
>>8612762
YES!!!!
HELLO!!!!!
>Lick the ducc again.
Honk!!!
>>8610216
*unsheaths katana*
>>8612847
BORK!
>>8612819
Chicken???
Wake up???
Chicken like Gladion!!!
Chicken sleep!!
Save fourth Full later!!
>>8612762
Chicken sleeping!!!
Can't save Full right now!!
Hey!!
You come out of PC!!
How get Full out of PC???
>>8612801
>kiss on the head since his face unavailable for smooches
Hehe if you say so, I think I just got lucky.
>>8612819
>DOGGO PETTING INTENSIFIES
IM GONNA GO AHEAD AND ASSUME YOURE DOING JUST FINE
>>8612904
UH
I DONT THINK TYPE FULL CAN TRAVEL THROUGH CYBERSPACE
PROBABLY
I HAVE NO IDEA YOU DONT SHOW UP ON ANY WIKIS
>>8612933
Nah! You are just way strong
>pride is crippled
>>8613002
Nuh-uh you're way stronger, you just kept missing your attacks is all.
>>8613086
Sometimes things get hard to see in battle!
>face in dirt still
>>8613133
>Sylvie climbs on Zorro's back
What do you mean?
>>8613244
It is hard to explain i guess. Maybe you should be the one that protects me!
>>8613300
So are you two okay with us just listening to this or do you want us to leave?
>>8613300
Nahhh, you're the big strong phox that does the protecting.
>She snuggles his back
I like being this close to you, you're soft and warm.
>>8613371
It's not like we're talking about anything personal yet.
>>8613398
Yeah but the way this is going it might go that way.
>>8613438
bork
>>8612980
Not on wikis???
Why???
Want be on a berry too!!
>Rolling to not be a goosphere any longer.
>>8613551
Tough break.
>>8613551
Fuck.
>>8613563
Go get your butt pounded by Diamond. I need to keep training.
>>8613579
H-hey! I don't know what you're talking about, I don't want to get my butt pounded by Diamond! I'm 100% straight!
>>8613629
Is that why you keep thinking about him touching your dick?
>>8613645
>Screaming internally
HEY! Stop picking through my brain! I'm gonna have to fine you for that!
>>8613473
I MEAN
WIKIS AS IN WEBSITES FULL OF INFORMATION ABOUT VARIOUS THINGS
WIKIPEDIA FOR INSTANCE
ALTHOUGH IF YOU WANT A WIKI BERRY TO SIT ON OR SOMETHING IM SURE YOU CAN FIND ONE
well, yesterday sure was awful
and i still can't forget
but i'll just pretend that it never hapened, well work was alright, nothing special but some a malamar did got angry at someone and started psybeaming everyone around, but i'm glad i was not one of the victims
but no one died so that 's good
>>8613692
Just tell him. Do it.
>Rolling to gain some levels.
>Also Croags I'm not going to whine if you bring Nirie back or anything.
>>8613745
And how am I supposed to do that?! My Snorlax sleeps less than Dia! He's easier to wake up too! Do you just want me to whisper in his ear while he sleeps??
i'm lost...
where am i?
>evens alola again, odds in hoenn
>>8613745
(i didn't mean like that, sorry if you took it the wrong way)
(i should be more careful how i say stuff, since people might get it wrong)
>>8613743
Good idea.
>>8613811
Wait until he wakes up.
And tell him?
Easy.
>>8613829
Sup nerd?
(Oops. I'm not mad or anything. Man I suck at talking to people, I'm just gonna let Jirachi talk for me since he's actually smart.)
>>8613398
I like being this close to! i feel safe with you.
>>8613438
What?
>>8613860
Ha. Ha. It's not like that's a month long wait or anything!
>>8613973
>sniffing around pearls bad again
>>8613860
hey kid, how's hanging?
(nah, it's fine, it's me that tends to apologize alot)
>>8613860
>>8613973
What are we waiting for?
>>8613973
>>8613995
Well that was fast.
>>8613990
Pretty well. Been training.
You?
>>8613985
>He's busy freaking out right now, what are you trying to find in there?
>>8614037
>Squint of extreme distrust
>>8613995
You to wake up, lazy bones!
>>8614037
Hm?
>>8614109
Sorry I went to the Aether Foundation once. I think they planted a chip in me that made me narcoleptic.
>>8614037
it seems that i'm lost
this place seems to an island
water everywhere
>>8614109
>>8614133
Heheh.
>>8614154
Hoenn. I think there are some gay fish hanging around a busted up boat.
Dare you to go bug 'em.
>Rolling for more training.
>>8614191
Well dare accepted, i'll go check those fishes
good luck, kiddo
evolve and be cool like me
>>8614133
>I think they planted a chip in me that made me narcoleptic.
hang on i hear the kitchen objects calling my name
>>8614294
Cool. Tell me if there's anything cool.
And I will.
>Rolling for more training.
>>8614133
>Go to Aether
>Become narcoleptic
>Husband's mother ran Aether
>Becomes narcoleptic
>N's face rn
>>8614191
I'm watching you, goop!
>>8614133
Don't worry Dia, it's pretty cute. So, what's our plan? My Pokemon are level 22.
......
>Quick swig of whiskey
>>8614335
You sure are messing that up a lot...
>>8614335
alright see ya
>roll to find the gay fish
>>8614413
You wanna help?
>Keep trying.
>>8614442
See ya.
>>8614442
>Goothing.
>Squint.
Helloooo?
>>8613878
>she starts rubbing Zorro's back
I feel safe with you too hon.
>>8614442
>Stare at the blobulon
>>8614466
Zibel what is that?
>>8614445
Okay! Where am I supposed to go?
>>8614519
Viiiiiiirbaaaannnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
>>8614466
hello, i don't really know how i got here, but apperently this is hoenn
are you the gay fish that one from my species that mentioned?
>>8614505
i'm a reuniclus, my name is nirie, what are you, what's is your name?
>>8614466
and you two noodly thingl, who are you?
>>8614492
oh you hit the spot!
>finally pull face from dirt
I still don't get why this doesn't belong on /vp/
>>8614611
because vp a shit
>>8614611
(Rp isn't is not allowed due to fag mods)
>>8614505
Goo thing??
>>8614580
I dunno about gaaaaaaay. I'm an Eelektross?
Nice to meet you?
>>8614611
(Threads are b&. Also people like to do lewd in thread and that wouldn't fly.)
>>8614648
I know that!
I mean-
>>8614580
oh.
Hi Nirie!
I'm a Remoraid! My name is Remi.
>>8614611
(Roleplay threads are banned on /vp/, and we like to do lewd, like Jiji said. )
>>8614596
>keep up them back rubs
How long's it been since I rubbed your back like this?
>>8614718
>>8614648
>>8614633
>>8614625
(Ah okay, didn't know, I just always see these threads wondering why.
Have a cute pokemon gif for your troubles!)
>>8614742
I'm guessing you've rubbed other parts of him.
>>8614753
(No problem, we don't mind answering questions. Have a good day man. )
>>8614541
Okay! Give me.... thirty seconds!
>La liona
>>8614718
(You told me lewd was banned days ago)
>>8614742
way too long i think.
>smile
>>8614753
(thanks for that gif fampai)
>>8614791
Sweet.
>>8614648
>shrug
well, that what he said, i guess that wasn't true than
well, nice to meet you
i'm nirie, and you?
>>8614686
hello remi
so, what do you guys do here?
>>8614818
(No...? I said not to lewd to the point where it clogs thread. It's fine otherwise, hell, I was doing lewds a few days ago. )
>>8614837
Here I am! What kinda training are you trying to do?
>>8614906
All of it. I want to be a Reuniclus already.
>>8614686
Heh.
>>8614850
I'm Zibelthiurdos.
...Zibel is fine. Orrrrrrrrrr... Z I guess? You wanna hang out with us?
>>8614784
You know it
>>8614834
>continue them good rubs moving further down his back now
Maybe you can rub my back later?
>>8614784
Sometime she will rub my neck! she is the best....
>>8615089
Oh yeah for sure.
>presses against sylvie
>>8614945
Okay! Show me your moves! Taeyo, help me out!
>Sun's Espeon steps forward, ready for battle
>>8615157
>Sweat.
Uh, okay.
>Psychic
>Lv 27 Solosis..
240+ SpA Solosis Psychic vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Espeon: 6-7 (2.2 - 2.5%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>>8615075
zibel cool name, well you guys seem cool, i can hang out with you guys and you guys seem strong i could get some training too
>>8615264
Well welcome to the crew then. Everyone's kinda resting up or asleep because we had a big fight yesterday.
Uh...
>Shrug.
You're welcome aboard though!!
>>8615247
Okay, Psychic isn't that bad! What else?
>>8615371
Uhh. Okay.
>Light Screen.
>>8615438
Hmmm.... Maaaaybe replace that one... What else?
>>8615464
I mean I'm only level 27.
>Charm.
>>8615364
well i'll gladly join your crew
it will be fun
when everyone wakes up i'll introduce myself to them
>>8615494
Great!!
Oh- Uh...
What are your views on murder?
>>8615516
well i did fry the minds of a gang near my home once, if that counts
if they try to get me i'll won't hold back
>>8614378
>eyes the whiskey
>>8615493
You won't be when I'm done with you! Taeyo - get to a vantage point.
>The Espeon takes a running leap at Solosis, using the Light Screen as a springboard for another jump, landing nimbly on a nearby fire escape
Show me your last move!
>>8615614
Well that's good enough for me! You're in!
>Pat the goobab and go flop out.
Feel free to make yourself at home.
>>8615711
>Oops he passed out again.
>>8615617
... what? Did you want a sip, furball?
>He offers Fynx the bottle of whiskey, kicking back on the bed and resting his feet on Diamond's stomach
>>8615692
On it!
>Solosis used Recover.
>>8615614
Cooool.
Welcome to the crew!
>>8615711
>>8615727
...Zibelll.
>Splet the eelfriend
>>8615746
What is that stuff? I notice a lot of humans drink that stuff in movies.
>>8615711
alright
>>8615727
w-woah, what's wrong
>>8615775
i-is he okay?
Do?
>>8615775
>>8615809
>Roll to get the fuck up.
>>8615769
Alright, let's see what your ability is! Taeyo?
>A potted plant is grabbed with Taeyo's tail and flung at the Solosis, the Espeon leaping onto a nearby windowsill afterwards
>>8615809
Nooo..
He got hurt a while ago and this keeps happening.
I don't know what's wrong with him, he won't tell me.
>>8615889
zibel i swear to god.
>Finsmack: go
>Fishtol: running out of patience for this stubborn wiggleshocker
>>8615886
yes.
>>8615786
This? It's whiskey, a kind of alcohol. It makes you get drunk if you drink enough. Everyone has their reasons, I like it because it helps me relax.
>>8615117
>her paws continue wandering down Zorro's back until stopping just above his rump and she begins the kneading again
>>8615889
>>8615972
so, should i do something?
i think it's better carry him to his room and let him rest
>>8615995
Hello. What is all this?
>>8616047
Relax? Sure i'll try a bit then.
>>8616091
All of what?
>>8616055
mmmm
You know all of the best spots...
>relax
Good evening.
My name's Tom Thorpe, I've served on the Unovan police force for nearly thirty years. I can't say I've seen everything, but I've seen a whole lot over the course of my career.
If you've got any burning questions you've always wanted to ask a cop, I'd be glad to field them. Questions about myself, the force, crazy cop stories, you name it. Ask me anything.
>>8616159
Are you just passing through, or are you...*looks at the human* kidnappers?
>>8616159
Don't overdo it.
>He fills the cap of the whiskey bottle and sets it down for the Fennekin to try
>>8616234
Kidnappers??
>>8616234
What's your definition of kidnappers?
>>8616284
>lap up the whiskey
eeeeehhhh This stuff tastes is terrible. But also addicting....
>>8616284
The others fear you because they do not want to have those balls thrown at them. I came because you did not seem to be here to cause harm.
>>8616329
>the gunshot now echoes even louder in head
>>8616284
May i have another?
>roll for jiji to be okay
>>8616362
Did I say something wrong?
>>8616319
>>8616362
>Pearl quirks an eyebrow at Fynx before filling another cap
You're explaining to Dia if he catches us.
>Continue using said "bro" as a footrest
>>8616329
I'm just here to do the challenge with my bro.
>>8616178
>>8616055
>snoop
>>8616392
Nope. nothing at all.
>glazed over eyes
>>8616414
Thanks!
>Quickly lap up
Why would diamond have a problem?
>>8616392
dawg you can reply to more than one person a post
>>8616414
Challenge? Is a mean pokemon after you?
>>8616451
Alcohol can be pretty bad for you if you drink too much. That and a drunk fire type tends to be bad news. I let Chimler get drunk once. Never again. Do you know how long it takes singed eyebrows to grow back? Too long.
>>8616497
Nooope. The Kalos League Challenge. We're challenging the Pokemon gyms, and once we get all 8 badges we're going for the League.
>>8616230
What was your first case?
>>8616178
>one paw moves further down to cop a feel before going back up to give his neck some attention
>>8616520
That some weird human thing? Did they do something mean to you?
>>8616520
>already a bit woosy
N-now i see why you like to drink this... This is great...
>>8616589
oh hey!
>tense a bit
>then relax again
I bet you could earn money for this.
>lays head down
>>8616539
Heh. My first real case was busting a small-time narcotics dealer in Nimbasa. All told, it was fairly by the book - chat up some witnesses, get a feel for where the guy's hangout was. Now, actually taking the guy in had me rattled back then - you hear stories in training about suspects sending Pokemon half-crazed from mistreatment, or using whatever happens to be on hand as an improvised weapon. This guy, though, he was hitting his own product pretty hard, and he was dealing the tune-in, drop-out kind of stuff. Didn't even grasp that he was under arrest until the cuffs were on.
>>8616658
Do you not like it when i rub your booty?
>outside adri is training
in the woods
>roll to cut a tree
>>8616596
It's a test of strength!
>>8616607
Ooookay, no more booze for you!
>Pearl starts drinking the whiskey himself instead
Stuff gets rid of your inhibitions. "Liquid courage".
>>8616230
Yeah i do actually. Do you ever deal with guns a lot?
>>8616698
awww c'mon! one more?
>goes back to shitposting on Diamonds pokedex
>>8616678
y-yeah i like it. Do you need anything? I feel like i should be doing a thing for you....
>>8616740
Well we could switch off and you could rub my back for a while?
>>8616740
>Mayday leaves while Sito just watches, wanting to see where this goes.
>>8616698
It's like training? Cool! All Nidos have to train to become strong. We become big like the King and rule over whole forest!
*smells bottle* What's that stuff?
>>8616687
>her arm is stuck on the tree
damn it
>roll to try to free the arm
>>8616722
... I'll give you another cap if you come play "Dare or Dare" with me. Might wanna set Dia's dex down if you're up for it. Pretty sure he won't be happy if you accidentally destroy his precious porn stash.
>>8616771
Whiskeyyy. You wanna try?
>Pearl takes his fourth swig
>>8616760
yeah okay!
>gets up and starts rubbing sylvies back
I know i am not as good at this...
>>8616769
Hey where is Mayday going?
>>8616771
M-maybe you should join their team huh?
>>8616802
Dare or dare? I'm in. what's dare or dare?
>>8616787
>well, she's stuck and can't get out
>she tries to call someone for help
is someone there? i'm stuck and need help
>roll for someone who isn't busy to hear it
>>8616787
>Roll to kick tree
>>8616811
Ow not so hard honey
>>8616674
Ah Nimbasa. Does it still have considerable drug problems?
>>8616929
>ease up a little bit
Woops! Sorry...
>attempt to be gentler
>>8616884
>the tree falls and she is free again
thanks mayday, i was really in a pinch there, thanks
>she tries to look for any damage in her arm
>evens is alright
>odds some woods pierced her arm
is there anyway that i can repay you?
Good evening! I found some wifi!
How is everyone?
>>8616948
I'm good, I just wanted to get away from Zorro and Sylvie, shit's getting lewd with them again.
>>8616230
>>8616674
Well, hello! Unova has not blown up again, thankfully.
>>8616971
Hello to you too.
>>8616722
Outside of Orre they're mostly museum pieces, and as a general rule you won't see people running around with them. You're got to have special licensing, and it's usually not easy to get.
I've seen perps who have them, but only got shot at maybe... twice with one. First time during my third year on the force, a Muk extract dealer whipped one out and let loose. Dumbass had it garage-built and it blew his own hand off.
Second time was during the Unovan revolt, this year. I got lucky.
>>8616941
Not as bad as when I joined the force. Fair amount of Purple 'Plume, and the new thing on the streets' Ethers cut with Scolipede venom. Good news is that refined Muk extract is virtually nonexistent. That stuff's terrifying.
>>8616802
Wis-key? *sniffs* *gulp gulp*
Funny tasting water.
*Poison Burp*
>>8616828
Join? *thinks* Family will be worried about me. Will come looking for me. If Daddy finds out you want a challenge, he will fight you. You're not here to fight us, are you?
>>8616948
>her arm is fine no piece of wood pierce her arm
>>8616985
well, thanks mayday, i know i can rely on you
i know i can rely on sylvie and zorro too, but well, i knew that they were busy now
>she smiles
but yeah, i was training, but it did not go well, thanks again, it would've taken a while to get unstuck by myself
>>8616828
>Swig
You know truth or dare? And how no one ever picks truth? It's like that. But without the truth part. Just dares.
>>8616998
Heheh. Be careful.
>>8617038
(Just an OOC warning - Diamond and Pearl are doing a Nuzlocke challenge. Any PCs that join their actual teams do have a chance of dying.)
>>8617049
Why didn't you use your other arm to saw the tree down?
Or at least get your arm unsuck
>>8617038
y-you totally *hic* should dude. Pearl LOVES challenges.
>>8617065
Heck yeah I'm in...
>>8616943
>she murrs happily at the rubbing
That's muuuch better
>>8616986
I'm heading home, my friend. Close enough now that I can pick up your radio signal, albeit faintly.
How's life going back in Unova?
>>8617098
hehe
>excite at praise
>Move towards upper back
>>8616986
Hey AAA!
>>8616993
Oh really? that's pretty interesting.
>>8617073
i would not have a good way to get a good slash
that was why i mean it would've taken a while to get unstuck by myself
>>8617097
Heheheh, okay! You get to go first. Daaaare me.
>Swiiig.
>>8617097
I...I dunno. Daddy gets very angry. I don't want trouble. I...I...It sounds cool, but everyone will think you are mean. I am sorry.
>>8617172
hmmmm
>thinks hard
I dare you to do a headstand for a whole minute!
>>8617243
Don't you wanna be strong though?
>>8617153
>snoop
>>8617256
Okay, I'm gonna...
>Roll for successful one minute headstand
>>8617256
I do, but... OH ALL RIGHT, I'LL TALK! I'm not supposed to be here! I was just curious is all! Once the others find out I slipped away, they'll all come here! I'm so sorry, I just wanted to see for myself! I'm too young to be by myself! I'm not even of mating age yet! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *cries*
>>8617113
Radio ad spot sales are at their best, new police chief is still flailing around thinking he can lord over anything and everything without due process but thankfully reason prevails.
>>8617143
>"How does he know my favorite phrase"
How was your day?
>>8617341
hey vapey, how are you doing?
>>8617382
Pretty nice! I rounded Lake Valor today so on the final stretch!
>>8617382
Reason prevails for now. I heard some rather troubling rumors, which if true, mean you might want to stay on your side of the bay.
Oh, I'm doing "Ask A Cop" while the boat's still got a signal. Beats watching game shows, right?
>>8617347
haha! Do i win?
>>8617366
>laughs a bit
Hey pearl we could have a problem.
>>8617416
Being sneaky
Having a good time
Making sure Zorro doesn't start any forest fires
You know, stuff like that
How are you Adri?
>>8617501
I...I....I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bother you. You're right, I do need to go, though. They won't bother you if I'm all right. I just wanted to talk is all. You're not mad at me for that, are you?
>>8617501
Nope! You only loose if you wimp out! My turn for a dare...
>Swiiiiig
I dare you to walk around on your hind legs like a human!
>>8617366
>>8617501
Haha whaaaat? That's not that big of a deal! Empoleon'll get 'im if they get nasty!
>>8617519
doing good, well i got stuck in a tree and mayday helped me get out
embarrasing myself as usual
>sighs
>>8617585
It's OK Adri
I still think you're cool
Maybe even cooler than Zorro
Dont tell him that though
>>8617123
Mmmm yeah, right there is good.
>>8617441
I didn't visit the lakes the first and last times I went to Sinnoh. I should have.
>>8617500
Nothing much since his announcement to run for major and the local Pidove reaction to that.
Say, have the local hooligans ever give you much problem?
>>8617545
naaaaww I'm not mad. You seem pretty smart.
>>8617558
For how long?
>gets up on hind legs
>wobbly
no problem!
>>8617630
>moves towards neck
you are pretty strong i can kind of feel it.
>>8617628
thanks vapey you're really cool too
maybe i'm being to hard on myself again
sometimes i'm pretty negative, but i know that i'm not really lucky
>>8617558
*the Nidoran ran away, but he hesitates. He doesn't believe they are a threat, but knows the others won't see it that way. He returns to his family, but hopes that he can come back sometime*
>>8617700
Th...thank you.
>>8617767
Byyyyyyye.
>Pearl waves before taking another swig
>>8617700
Just a few minutes, no biggy, right?
>>8617722
>Sito starts eating popcorn while watching intensely
>>8617676
Not much worse than insults and the occasional rude gesture, but on occasion they did start trouble with me. Nobody was dumb enough to try to get the drop on me off shift, though. Got to cite someone for flashing his ass at me once.That was amusing.
>>8617732
You are too hard on yourself
You're the smart and calm member of the group
That counts for a lot
>>8617870
Y-yeah no problem!
>roll
>>8617985
Hehehe, whoops. Maybe after you evolve. Your turn, dare me. Do eet.
>>8618048
Oh i know! Drink water from the toilet.
>murmurs
trainer always got upset when i did that...?
>>8617946
>blushes
you think so...
thanks vapey you adn frankie are the ones who keep everyone together, and that's great
-adri
>le ebin shitpost for bumb limit xD
>>8612886
sup
TO NEXT BREAD. WE CAN DO IT.
>>8618088
>Pearl crinkles his nose, making a disgusted face
Fiiiine. I'm brushing my teeth afterwards though!
>He grabs a plastic cup and heads into the bathroom, flushing the toilet three times before putting the cup in
Eww. Well. Here we go.
>Bottoms up
-Pearl, drunk
Hey guys, I can't stop having gay thoughts. What do?
>stuntbro shinanigans
>pic is something from the ryuranger from dairanger because that suit looks cool as fuck
>>8618277
>dubs fail
>you stopped being gay
>what have you done?
>>8618277
Fuck your male pokemon, that should do it
>>8618270
haha! niiiiiice.....
-Fynx
>>8618277
Megaevolve, of course
>>8618277
Embrace it.
>>8618327
I dare you to blow this up like a balloon.
>Pearl digs in his bag and brings out a condom
-Pearl
>>8618210
>content sylveon noises
You're a lot better at this than I thought you'd be.
- Sylvie
Emrys is best roleplayer
>>8618350
Oh.
Fuck your male dog then.
>>8618364
Why do you just have balloons in your bag? That's kind of sophomoric. Well this is going to be easy.
>blow the 'balloon' up
Ha! see?
-Fynx
how can croags be so cute?
>>8618379
really? I thougt i would suck at this.
>work down to lower back
-zorro
>>8618449
Buy a dildo Anon
>>8618477
>No money
>Live with snoopy parents
Fcucking kill me
Who's making this new bread
>>8618464
I dare you to act like a mankey.
-Fynx
>>8618503
Okay, I can do that!
>Pearl shrieks like a mankey and punches the closest wall
>Rolling for how badly he damages his hand
Ha! My turn! Uh.... I dare you to jump on the bed and see if you can touch the ceiling!
-Pearl
>>8618501
Welp
Gotta settle for gay porn then my friend
e621's your pal
>>8618531
>He fuking broke his god damned left hand
>He'll notice later, but for now he doesn't give a shit
-Pearl
>>8618501
do the old fashioned way my friend
>>8618531
jump on the bed? I hope it's extra springy.
>start jumping on bed
>roll to see if fynx hits ceiling
-Fynx
>>8618604
thanks you anon,
>kiss anon
>>8618604
Not only a gay boy but a bitch boy as well
I like it
I like it a lot
>>8618667
You know it bb