Fresh out the oven
>>8594503
I would eat Sweetie bread
No double sense or inuendo though you sick fucks
1st
Been a long time, Snake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_XDHRPvdEQ
>>8594367
Some of my relatives own The Woods golf resort up north in West Virginia
>>8594640
Good.
No need for you to go just yet.
>>8594683
Neat
I live in a shitty poor area of town, not too far from public housing, or as the parents like to call it, the projects
>>8594724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7p7hOltWLg
>>8594755
oh.
yeah i never played past metal gear solid.
>>8594740
Do you have public trasportantion or is it like where I live and you're fucked if you can't drive or don't own a car.
>>8594962
We have taxis, but the transportation busses don't really go here iirc
scootahitler did nothing wrong
>>8595088
nice hitler get.
how's it going?
>>8595231
why thank you. Its goin pretty good. Howabout yourself?
>>8595310
going well, except a tree fell on my house. a big ass branch fell and speared the roof all the way into one of the rooms. hold on, i got pictures.
I accidentally the whole thread at /vp/
>>8595405
road fires and tornadoes and trees tryin to kill you, man Georgia is getting too crazy. Glad youre ok
>>8595447
i was minding my own business when there was a huge crash, then this came through into the next room. insulation was everywhere.
>>8595532
damn dude. thats pretty wild.
>>8595579
this is what it looked like up top. it fell so perfectly, it was a shame to cut it up. but i had to get the hole covered before the next storm.
>>8595532
You sure know how to have a good time.
>>8595598
Did you feel that adrenaline rush and fear of dying when you heard the crash?
Call me a sick fuck, but that rush makes me horny for some reason afterwards.
>>8595598
Jeez look at all that weed.
>>8595613
i had a premonition about it happening yesterday, so it wasn't a total surprise. still a nice rush though. i'm just glad my dog wasn't inside.
>>8595628
that's bamboo. my yard is filled with the stuff.
i can't get rid of it.
>>8595532
Smokey, I found it, the song.
It may not be to your liking, but this is the one I'd lost:
https://youtu.be/efMVH7EmYr8
>>8595696
>a premonition
Are you serious or just joking? Or you mean you predicted it would happen?
my fingers are covered in cuts.
>>8595598
Well at least it looks like your roof is about ready to be reroofed are you going to go metal or shingles?
i'm here for the sole purpose of procrastination
>>8595598
glad nobody got hurt at least. im off tyo have dinner, see you aroun d
>>8595799
Do you deserve those cuts on your fingers?
>>8595796
yeah, sometimes i just kind of know when things are going to happen. it's not like i'm psychic, just aware. it's hard to describe. just a weird feeling i get.
>>8595820
what i really want are photo-voltaic shingles. but those are probably too pricey still.
>>8595795
that's an awesome song. i downloaded it for my driving playlist.
someone should make a club mix of that.
this is my current ringtone. it's from an old movie i like, planes trains and automobiles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6crGAPlHyg
>>8595892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhs573B4AC4
lol my elbow hurts like a BITCH
>>8595912
I don't know?
I was just cutting shit without my fingers curled. cause I'm an idiot.
>>8595961
just get it amputated already!
>>8595961
>inb4 heartstroke
>>8595969
Are you getting your keyboard and mouse all bloody?
That arouses me
>>8596038
the cuts are all clotted up.
Fun time?
>>8596003
what
>>8595998
i legit would if there was a painless way about it
>>8595969
Aww, do you need me to give your fingers a quick lick?
>>8596114
take an ibuprofen or two.
ezpz.
>>8596120
y- yes.
>>8596114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awxz-8XR938
Can I have your arm if you cut it off?
>>8596159
ENOUGH OF THE SUSPENSE!!!
Which anon are you!
>>8596209
gross no
>>8596198
how the heck is he pulling himself around on fingertips lol the fugg :D
>>8596091
Oh ok.Sorry about that, it is just, this spring heat I swear.
Fuck I hate spring.
So there's gonna be some illegal street racing going on in front of my place with relatives, was called and told a moment ago.. and then another cool friend called asking me if i want to drink.. not sure which one to go to.. maybe both hopefully
>>8596222
How goes it Skitaroo?
>>8596226
>>8596226
spring time is when flowers bloom, anon.
>>8596143
I was offering to the cat boi.
Not you.
>>8596283
Yes, but they bloom because bees "fucked" them.
I hate my instincts. I wish I could stop fapping completely to stop being a slave of my desires.
>>8596258
bored and waiting for things to happen desu
read above.. just waiting for some races to go down.. and then probably maybe drink at another friends place, he texted me earlier while i was asleep, hope he didn't change his mind, i did like hanging at their place.. this dude skates and everything kek
>>8596301
nick~
or maybe you can have it.. i dunno......
yeah, and some others.. yeah probably, my other friend hasn't replied to my text in over 10 minutes now so hopes are diminishing
>>8596350
Drinking and illegal street racing. Sounds like a good time.
>>8596330
whom'st the heck are you?
>>8596350
>waiting for some races to go down
didn't take u 4 the genocidal type
>>8596369
A stalker.
>>8596280
Pls no teasing
>>8596411
UFC2 anon?
>>8596402
i literally read that and it took like 3 seconds to get that.. fuckin lol'd
>>8596368
You watched too many fast and the furious if you really believe that.
>>8596350
skits
i want you to keep it, but if you decide do get rid of it i got first dibs. im sure he was simply preoccupied. you deserve to have some fun, a night of street racing will take your mind iff things. promise me if you go you will wear your seatbelt okay?
>>8596461
I never saw any of those. But i have seen videos of bystanders being killed in those things. That the fun part.
Well at least you fuckers are making this horrible week go by in a better mood.
Thank you for that, dedicated shitposters.
>>8596483
Who said he was going to be in the races?
>>8596502
what's bad about this week?
>>8596531
I am feeling down for no particular reasons.
It is a common schizophrenia cycle.
If left alone for too long,I get so bad that I don't shower, don't go outside and I don't even eat food, nor try to get it, nor water.
I have never been as far as to be hospitalized, but only because my family constantly watches over me.
However there is nobody around right now, so yeah.
>>8596516
http://www.bestgore.com/sports-injuries/four-child-kill-dozen-injury-race-car-africa-rally-championship/
>>8596516
maybe he won't, i assumed he would because i have seen him doing it in his friend's ridiculous truck. and if he does i'd like hime to wear his seat bealt
>>8596559
May I ask, what your symptoms are?
Isn't schizophrenia a blanket term for a lot of issues?
>>8596453
...no.
>>8596609
suicide anon?
>>8596599
My symptoms are hallucinations, lack of emotions and I used to hear voices but that stopped.
Supposedly my emotion can alter very quickly or so the doctor says.
Medicines feel like they contain me over and make me feel dull and lifeless.
>>8596559
oh, sounds similar to a friend of mines experience with the condition
well enjoy the shitposting then
>>8596599
issues that deal with psychotic behavior.
iirc.
>>8596627
uhh, no not that ether.
>>8596636
My friend had the voices, but I'm not sure about much else.
She said the same about the medication though not in those words.
What sort of hallucinations may I ask?
Were there many voices or just one?
what would they say?
>>8596669
Got this for you
>>8596675
...why?
>>8596673
stalker it is then.
>>8596681
nice.
v pretty.
>>8596682
to destroy a culture
>>8596682
it's a place where racial and sexual diversity was needed. obviously.
>>8596681
One said to do good stuff and another to do bad stuff.
Multiple whispers of them telling me to kill myself.
>>8596682
Because its racist and homophobic if Santa is white and not at least half a fag.
>>8596691
You seem too clam about having a stalker.
>>8596692
>>8596701
>>8596725
next they'll make the Easter bunny black.
>>8596711
True, the friend I had said that they only ever threatened her or told her to suicide etc.
One apparently while active screamed so loud she couldn't hear over it.
What about your hallucinations?
>>8596797
Black and female. Or its sexist.
>>8596797
>clam
you're not the first.
I know nothing will come of this desu.
>>8596811
I just saw shadows and stuff that wasn't there, smells that didn't exist.
>>8596797
they will do anything to muddle the values/meaning of everything, so nothing means anything anymore. make everything "fluid"
so making the easter bunny a transexual mexican kangaroo is entirely plausible at this point
then new values can be put in to replace them
>>8596839
True, fair enough.
>>8596857
>transexual mexican kangaroo
That's what the new Cupid is going to be.
>>8594503
I wonder how Sweetie tastes like.
>>8596827
You sure about that?
>>8596857
Think they'll ever be a day when everyone will wake up and realize this is all for nothing?
or are we not deep enough into the rabbit hole?
>>8597025
like sin.
you heathen.
>>8597030
positive.
>>8597025
Which part of her?
>>8597103
You know which part.
>>8597137
He could have meant the other place.
>>8597081
even if I offered a quick peek?
>>8597200
peek of what?
your identity?
I hope bunny gets animated this summer.
>>8597233
Actually i was considering something.... else....
You know what nevermind. the mood is gone. later.
I think I know who that is.
>>8597361
you can't pique my interest and then leave you fuckin tease.
>>8597432
I said the mood is gone! Bye!
>>8597541
hmpf. fine!
go.
Is thread ded?
Yeah.
>>8598198
just sleeping
>>8598198
For now, yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWm8-jlddaw
Do any of you also want peace?
nier looks like shit. why would I want to play a game about a creepy lolita doll?
I'll be playing a good, well made game about strong, independent women. mass effect adromeda.
>>8598373
careful about them french girls, man. they don't shave their pits.
>>8598470
Shaving your genital hair is stupid, we have it to prevent infections and germs.
The industry just made that meme to sell more razors, they don't care about the well being of women or men. tl;dr don't shave your pubes and hair in the pits, you got them for good reasons.
>>8598470
How're you Rose?
>>8594503
Should've been a griphon.
>>8598291
>>8598495
no, youre stupid. shaving is awesome, and you sounds like a feminazi
>>8598495
Actually, shaving reduces germs.
you're right it's for protection, but not against infection, it's a temperature moderator, one that is no longer needed by any metric in modern society.
>>8598495
that does not matter.
the hair is not pleasant to look at.
and with proper hygene infections/germs are of little concern.
>>8598523
kinda bored.
how are you?
>>8598611
i support the statement by the representative from apple
>>8598619
the pink one is correct
>>8598619
About the same honestly.
Not feeling up to much.
>>8598495
I've been thinking about shaving down there, but when you aren't really getting any or expecting to get any, whats the point
>>8598495
you are gross and wrong
>>8598649
Go for it. You don't need to do a clean shave a good trim is fine. Even if you aren't getting any action it's cleaner and better. You should post before and after pics
>>8598557
I am a man.
>>8598655
>>8598619
Experts claim is it bad for your health, go and shave your fucking hairs like retards and enjoy your infections.
I'll use a mare as an example of this.
They don't have hair in their vagina, and guess what they die easier from? infections in that general area, a problem humans don't have because of that disgusting genital hair that saves lives.
So go on and be retarded, it is your life and body, not mine.
>comparing humans to mares
just lol
>>8598711
I'll consider it
>You should post before and after pics
I don't know if I want to post my dick on bread
>>8598746
>I am a qualified ginecologist, so I know better than you
Anon, stop with your retardism.
http://www.thehealthsite.com/diseases-conditions/why-shaving-your-vagina-or-pubic-hair-is-not-a-good-idea-d1215/
>>8598775
You don't.
Do not do this.
>>8598727
>I am a man.
sorry, xir, I forgot to ask what you identify as, forgive me for oppressing you.
>genital hair saves lives
no, taking a god damn bath saves lives. You're not making any sense.
>>8598804
shuttup you
>>8598775
shaved master race, and post your dick, its fun for everyone
>>8598727
The thing is, that is true for the most part, as well as keeping warm, but now we live in much cleaner environments, and protect and warm ourselves with clothing, so the protection from hair is mostly irrelevant
>>8598804
>>8598848
Only a small handful of people here would want to see it anyway, like blewb
>>8598887
>>8598919
Deny him the pleasure simply out of spite.
>>8598648
lazy thursday.
>>8598727
even in horses its exceedingly rare.
and usually happens due to difficulties in the birthing process, which may lead some to use instruments like ropes to pull the foal out.
and to go back to your previous statement about shaving causing infections, it should be clarified that the infection being talked about are usually cysts, or ingrown hairs. which are by no means serious, and only usually take a little effort to work out.
>>8598887
You didn't see the article and just spout stupid shit like the retard you are.
I won't reply anymore to you.
>>8598919
the article just claims that you cut at a micro level so you open small wounds and that's the risk.
Not removing the hair itself.
And it also helps prevent some STD, but like i said I won't argue anymore. Ruin your bodies as your wish, anons.
>>8598919
Gaeburn would too if he was around. I think Skitty does too.
>>8598929
Thats not very friendly
>>8598959
I shave my dick and my butt and pretty much everywhere else. It is smooth and nice. Most of my friends do as well and none of us ever died from it or got sick. You could just as well argue against shaving your face/neck
>>8598887
>off by 1
There is an alternate reality somewhere where I posted my penis because of quads
>>8598959
We have specially made shavers for pubic hair removal to prevent cuts, and condoms to prevent STDs
I wouldn't go so far as to say ruined either, it'll grow back eventually
>>8599044
The neck and face hair protect from asthma.
>>8599044
>>8599057
howabout dubs?
>>8599075
>MUH NECKBEARD PROTECTS ME FROM ASMA
>ENJOY YOUR ASSTMA FILTHY CASUALS
>I AM ENLIGHTENED BY MY OWN BODY HAIR
something tells me you smell of body odor and hotpockets and tendies
>>8598919
Yeah, but once its out, it's out for good.
>>8598950
Friday for me~ 12:30pm to be precise.
>>8599075
Do you vaccinate?
>>8599117
My dick is worth more than dubs
>>8599127
I won't post it
I'm sure our 8/b/ fans would love to photoshop it though
>>8599127
asking a guy whose to paranoid to shave his face
>do you vaccinate
pic related
>>8599173
shitposting at least once a day protects me from bronchitis and concronal pulmononeurosis.
>>8599127
ah, damn.
well, happy friday.
>>8599225
It didn't protect you from brain damage though.
>>8599173
First up, I think it should be mandated by law that all capable of vaccination be vaccinated.
Second, Why do you wish you were dead?
>>8599214
That's partly my concern, but mostly for your general well-being.
This kinda thing doesn't fit in well with that.
>>8599230
I'm working 2 shifts in 2 weeks, next ones on thursday a week away and I'm fucked as is without those hours.
>>8599214
must be a hell of a dick., now im really curious.
>>8599237
welkl I was vaccinated so naturally I now have austism,
>>8599248
I think they purposefully made those things as a business, because creating illness and curing the ill keeps things under control and generates income.
>>8599248
sorry, gov.
could you request more hours?
>>8599362
You're wrong, and literally insane for thinking that way.
lets provide a cheap near 100% effective preventative measure for lethal and debilitating diseases so we don't need to sell medicine, we'll make so much money that way.
Perfect sense.
>>8599520
It works to keep the population under control and begging for them to save them.
It is exactly how they do it in V for vendetta and Deus Ex.
How could you fight against it if your life is in the line? You either submit or die.
I think that was the plot to Mission Impossible II.
>>8599561
I didn't knew about that one, but yes.
It is perfectly plausible.
The soundtrack was pretty awesome, though.
whats ur fav meme I like damn daniel :>
>>8599362
uh huh....
>>8599520
Raptor offers common sense
>>8599554
Anon references V For Vendetta
I wonder how long before he talks about Fight Club? 2 posts? 3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x11NURuaPwQ
>>8599554
Once again, free to the public.
>desperate to get cure
>readily available to anyone who wants it.
>controls the population
>by making sure everyone has access to it no matter how poor.
You're not making any sense.
But that's ok, you're just another crazy conspiracy theorist, who has bought the pushed narrative to look away from where the real issues are.
You're the proverbial sheep, following the bloody carrot on a string so you don't ask the right questions.
enough conspiracy talk.
it's time for mexican twilight sparkle.
>>8599603
You simply believe anything the people in charge tell you then? They have been found to lie to the people for all of the human history.
And even with proper evidence, leaks and other things you still think the people in charge can be trusted with vaccines.
>>8599600
I like the new lolcats meme.
loldoggos I think it's called.
>>8599649
haha thats a goode one I like seeing it on facebook when its reblogged
>>8599622
How many times people that doesn't have access to this has died?
But whatever.
Think what you want, I am just tired of fighting and arguing with people that blindly believe in the people in power and doesn't question anything.
>>8599690
>how many die
Quite a fucking lot.
http://www.cfr.org/interactives/GH_Vaccine_Map/#map
Keep being crazy.
You've allowed yourself to be blind by false flags of the rich and powerful.
Good job, keep up the good work.
>>8599622
>>8599642
SHAVING PUBES IS A CONSPIRACY! IMA COVER MUH DICK IN TIN FOIL!
>>8599642
thats good. tell me about the chemtrails next
>>8599690
I'm tired of people who think they're so fucking enlightened by their own intelligence spreading diseases that were wiped out decades ago cuz theyre afraid TEH CIA is going to put a chip in their brain. Die from measles, ignorant assbrain.
>>8599669
it is very work safe too.
so it's also very popular on tumblr.
>>8599729
You have nothing of value to say again.
Why do you even reply?
>>8599744
yes work safe is goode.
>>8599726
The real horror of the anti-vaccer movement is that it only occurs in first world countries where disease isnt common anymore because of vaccines. You think some nigger in Africa is going to ask whether the Malaria vaccine causes autism if you offer it to him? They dont give a fuck, they just dont want to have malaria!
>>8599765
Why do you insist that the people in charge can be trusted?
All those bad things they do, how they avoid the law constantly and how they get away with their shit is not enough for you? You still blindly follow them because it is easier to submit than to fight.
>>8599762
Bitch I havent had anything of value to say since at least 2014, but I keep right on postin. Cuz the Poniluminatti pay me to
>>8599764
flint still doesn't have clean water though.
>>8599783
>tfw socks is an anti-vaccer
>>8599813
But the people in power get vaccinated too. Know how I know? CUZ THEY DONT ALL DIE OF FUCKING MEASLES, YOU NUMBSKULL
>>8599836
>flint water
Thanks democrats.
>>8599829
How is it like to disable your brain?
>>8599836
I mean
A vaccine did give my brother a VVV bad chronic disease
>>8599855
The point I was trying to make is how they have been doing it so much that you now blindly trust them, so it is perfect.
They can now put anything on your body they feel like, at any point and you won't question it anymore.
>>8599855
their vaccinations are just sugar water.
you know, to keep up appearances.
>>8599859
rich white republican men made them do it! don't you know?
>>8599875
living?
who knew manscaping could spark such a lively, well argued debate
>>8599892
some liver disease
>>8599863
its a side-effect of shaving my butt.
>>8599875
im sorry to hear that, though I'd like to know what disease. If its autism, then no.
>>8599885
no no. Answer the question. People are generally vaccinated at birth, and we cant tell who's going to be in the government when they're born, so its likely that everyone in our government has been vaccinated, right? Your conspiracy theory makes no sense because EVERYONE BUT RETARDED HIPPIES GETS VACCINATED. Whatever is in the vaccines, EVERYONE gets it, republican or democrat, rich or poor, president or burger flipper.
>>8599892
Of course. But then how do the doctors know who to give the fake vaccine to and who to give the real one to?
>>8600023
You now what, I don't give a shit anymore just say whatever.
>>8599980
oh.
well, the government has to control your brother too.
that's sad though.
>>8600023
don't you know our leaders are decided at birth?
it's like that movie, Antz.
keep believing whatever you're told, idiot.
>>8600079
thats my motto!
>>8600087
free masons run the country redpill time nigga
>>8600161
if nobody voted, the media will still report on people voting you know.
because every election year the winner is always set.
>>8600234
its hard to tell who's spouting legitimate conspiracy nonsense and who's trolling.
>>8600251
and mcdonalds is bringing back szechuan sauce.
>>8600299
szechuan sauce causes autism. WAKE UP SHEEPLE why do you think they want us to eat that? Why did they put it on rick and morty? Read between the lines, its all there in the bible.
It is too late.
May as well see how this ride ends.
>>8600324
please, for the love of god don't bring religion into this.
>>8600299
>and mcdonalds is bringing back szechuan sauce.
Don't you toy with my feelings.
>>8600372
Then talk about something else before we lose control.
>>8600375
it was just a jape.
>>8600425
why do you hate me?
>>8600409
you know what I hate?
NIGGERS and WOMEN!
>>8600425
>jape
>vape
Vapes confirmed illuminati
>>8600372
if god created vaccines then who was phone? checkmate atheists!
Do you like the cranberries?
>>8599729
>>8600436
catbois cannot learn how to love.
>>8600455
ever since my friend asked me to try a vape called "alien asshole" I knew the hobby was linked to the illuminati
>>8600482
What the fuck I fucked up my link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUFPooqKllA
>>8600463
this post hurts me physically.
>>8600516
If you're an athiest I can see why
>>8600482
Stop listening to your "leaders" and believing their lies. Cranberries arent real. Do you honestly think berries can grow in a bog? It doesnt make any sense when you think about it. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
>>8600548
homosexuality is my religion.
I worship dick, and semen is my savior.
I am enlightened. can you say the same? :^)
>>8600565
Do I have to quit and wait until you calm down? Let it go, my son.
Dude, I'm the UFC2 Anon. wassuuuup
>>8600669
The what anon?
>>8600692
I saw someone refer to a "UFC2 Anon" and I think I'm the only one that mentioned that game.
>>8600669
oh cute. a desert fox.
my man!
what's good?
>>8600716
I'm just playing Overwatch on console. I got stomped a second ago with a couple of buds. What about you?
>>8600813
waiting until I feel tired enough to rest.
I don't really do much, really.
>>8600915
Same here besides attend college.
>>8600963
excellent, my dude.
whatcha studying? if I may ask.
>>8601026
Criminal Justice with a Chemistry Minor
>>8601139
all cats are assholes.
>>8601162
oh sick. CJ is what my friend is going into.
>>8601193
Yeah, I'm trying for Forensics, but if that doesn't work out, CJ is a pretty open field for other opportunities.
>>8601193
If I wasn't going to be moving this summer and then doing my PhD studies, I would want to guy spend one or two hundred dollars to buy a bunch of large boxes of old mtg cards. my need for hoarding mtg cards has arisen again.
>>8601226
that's what I hear.
it's not a bad degree to have. we're always going to need police and the sort. and the job market will be very diverse for you.
if forensics don't work out, I mean.
>>8601309
except that one.
>>8601361
So what do you do to pass the time before you get tired?
>>8601476
I shitpost here while I do other things.
today I tried to read, but got a little sidetracked...
>>8601542
I usually take an interest in reading, the problem is once I read I can't stop and put the book before other priorities.
>>8601578
heheh, lucky you.
I have a really hard time with it.
adhd and all that.
>>8601655
Ah, some of my siblings have ADHD. She's young so she's hyper as fug. What do you listen to, pal?
>>8601840
Looks like cute gore.
>>8601869
If there is such a thing
>>8601830
punk rock my man!
but I listen to quite a bit.
I recommended you pale saints last time we spoke.
>>8601898
candy gore my dude!
>>8601916
Duuuuuuuude! It's you!!!! I'm still in your debt
>>8601927
nah, dude.
I was going to ask if you had anything you would recommend though.
>>8601898
This fucks me up more than the usual gore
Because it is a hybrid of cute and gore
So dunno but feels weird as fuck
>>8601968
I'm not sure if I told you Tobacco and Black Moth Super Rainbow? Those are the two I'm listening to at the moment, but they're kinda far from punk rock
>>8601916
>>8601978
Fair enough.
Stuff like this is more likely to get to be desu
>>8601996
black moth super rainbow sounds neat.
it's alright. punk isn't all I listen to.
>>8602023
troo.
>>8602140
I'm glad you think so!
>>8602140
2troo
>>8602224
very good~
dandelion gum is pretty trippy so far.
>>8602238
Well I'm back.
>>8602709
Wonderful.
>>8602709
yay! welcome back skitteroo!
Also the races were pretty dope, except that i had to be on the outskirts with an encrypted radio talking to people making sure cops weren't coming, then my radio actually cut out when a cop did come through so i literally had to tail the guy and frantically radio back until it got service, then it did and i told them "hay les va un tecolote" and i just see like 4 cars do a u turn and jet to my ranch it was hilarious
>>8602709
how was it?
>>8602732
Did anybody got caught?
>>8602728
blew pls
>>8602724
derwon
>>8602723
doscard
>>8602360
I kinda like Cobra Juicy more, but Dandelion Gum has some nice tracks
>>8602748
Are you drunk?
>>8602756
Maybe one too many beers
>>8602709
Have fun?
>>8602743
no, there were supposed to be at the least 4 races, max 8 but we only did two cause i saw that faggot and we made a big show in front of him when i told them, ppl uturned right into my house and the guy just went real slow looking at us, we were about 30-25 ppl outside so we looked super suspect.. so we called it off after two races.. maybe later.
my cousin also got all mad at me cause i complained over radio that i didn't really wana be doing that.. like i did once when we were in a race and he just passively aggressively tells me you can go hur dur im not stopping u, trying to guilt me or something..
>>8602732
lmao.
sounds like a grand time.
glad you had fun :)
>>8602752
yes. I will listen to this one next.
>>8602772
yeah it was like a shitty need for speed movie that i didn't want to watch
hi
>>8602756
yeah, not that drunk but i am definitely drunk.. was at a freinds place, just came back cause i told him i was getting too drunk and didn't want to get drunker before i got home..
nick is gone isn't he?
He is dead.
>>8602799
That's dissapointing, sorry to hear
>>8602806
s-shutup
>>8602812
lol it wasn't that shitty though i still had tons of fun desu
s-so what's everyone doing~
>>8602819
Oh, well at least you had fun
also it was kind of funny that i went to a friends place and there were 5 guys inside and one tried to say hi the usual way by slapping my hand and when i saw it i just retract my hand really fast and he gets on my ass over it like wtf bro and i just stared at them, i couldn't come up with words and my friend quickly explained my hand was fucked up and them he just says sorry and tried to grab my hand in ultra slow mo
fucking assholes these ppl
made me lol pretty good
>>8602837
what did i miss bby
Nothing.
>>8602756
also talking about drunk i was just out but my friend just brought me a 12 of budlight fuggit imma get drunker now that im home lol
>>8602836
Nothing just here being a faggot as usual.
>>8602878
Not too much, played a bit of hollow knight
I guess blewb tried to convince me to post a picture of my dick earlier
He was off by 1 of quads when he asked, too
>>8602899
Your friend knows you come to trash? you got some balls or you are crazy. Or your friend is a sick fuck too.
>>8602863
he didn't notice that your arm was replaced with machine?
that's... odd.
>>8602878
nuffin, nothing happens when youre not here haha
>>8602920
lol
he's like that...
>>8602927
no.. the friend i was just with knows i use 4chan but doesn't know for what.. he also uses it but whatever, he once turned on my PC and steam auto started and he saw my profile and he just closed it like nothing and i was like wtf.. i wanted to kms but he didn't seem to care that i had a pony profile and lately he's been inviting me to his house to drink a lot
i did however have one friend who was obsessed with pol and knew i used 8chit and 4chan and he didn't really care..
>>8602948
If they are really your friends they won't give a shit that you want to fuck horses.
Still, don't be a sperglord and force it on him.
>>8602965
i don't... unlike ppl like blewberry que son sinverguenzas a mi si me da verguenza so i will never ever be like him, i just can't
>Being ashamed of things
Lol
>>8602988
Me interesas muncho porque sabes varios lenguajes, pero por que? sabes japones y espanol? como?
>>8602986
Being a libertine isn't also the best faggot
>>8603011
Aprendí cuando era niño. Era parte de mi educación.
>>8603058
That's very interesting but I shall refrain from pointing it out in another language cause ppl here get upset over it.
>>8603088
When did it start freezing in my room
I feel like my fingers are gonna fall off
>>8603266
its gotten pretty damn cold yo
>>8603204
i had a dick in my mouth today want to see it
>>8603279
I hate this time of the year where the temperature is so erratic
heh
feels like i killed this place or something..
>>8603266
just the other day you could walk the black top without a jumper.
it's the global warming making everything so damn cold.
>>8603285
my friend just gave me a bunch of weed i have no idea wtf i left it now..
>>8603295
Yeah
>>8603294
How's your arm babe
>>8603316
inject it.
>>8603309
don't be jealous it was only a conch
bonus barracuda at the bottom
>>8603316
perhaps your grandmother has put it away
>>8603369
it's a conch penis
>>8603328
this is a really confusing interaction
who are you?
>>8603349
>>8603369
/middle finger
>>8603388
hm
sorry, i thought you knew
>>8603387
huh well thats a new penis for me. thanks!
>>8603394
hug
>>8603422
people eat them as a fertility thing here, i didn't want to chew it so i washed it down with a swig of rum.
first impressions of its efficacy are that it is effective
>>8603490
haha glad youre good and fertile now. What kind of rum are you finding out there?
>>8603503
their rum sucks actually, unless there is some local small batch stuff im missing out on. so i stick with mount gay. i drink it straight from the bottle all day and no one bats an eye as i walk about with it.