Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XXI cont.
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
DAY 4!
Hopefully not the Wizard. he's too powerful for that.
God himself giving Baron a hint.
Why do the good die young?
Man you people just really will not shut up about movies.
Yukine abuses animals; let it be known.
>>8583537
Metropolis!
>>8583537
Thanks foxie, I know humans consider your kind as abominations, but I guess the same can be said of me. We should stick together.
I'll see you down below.
>>8583485
Uh... thanks. I kind of have to be strong if I'm fighting against gods though, so it makes sense that I am
>>8583537
Please don't be me, I don't want to be bacon
>>8583537
Tonight I shall eat well.
>she hums to herself while collecting the ducks.
Long hair fags for life
>I'd have to save for 15 years to buy the car I want
Life sucks, HG.
NIGHT 4!
...Gensyoko?
I don't even know her theme song, but just trust me on this.
Agrias Eggs
Metal man proving who the superior robot master is...in football.
>>8583592
What car?
>>8583592
but it does not have to
>>8583593
I would do no such thing! Someone is framing me!
>>8583593
>>8583593
You're putting me to sleep with your boring dreams.
>>8583555
>Muh-ow I think? That's a good question, I should ask the official OJ artist on Twitter about that. Also checking them numbers.
>>8583593
Well done honey. I guess my little show off really cheered you up.
>>8583537
Sorry to ruin that cute face of yours... Well, not really.
>She smirks and pulls the trigger.
>>8583593
Thanks for the help you two, that person was pretty heavy.
>>8583593
What are we supposed to do about your troubles?
>>8583493
If you don't mind me asking, just how old are you? You act like this was a couple decades ago.
>>8583535
Not someone, per se. It's an entire organization. But that's enough of that. I've warned plenty of people not to get close to me, but it seems like they don't really care about being around a murderer.
I've never gotten an adult drink before, other than the one I took from an oni. I guess I have no reason to refuse, do I?
>>8583537
At least now I don't have to cook all these fish anymore.
>>8583593
Yeah, it was me that lost. That's disappointing
>>8583592
>Being a cuck to material possessions and not just spending the money on other things that will enrich your life instead of being a wage slave to buy a hunk of metal that you were conditioned to desire by society
I haven't heard of a more pathetic excuse to earn money.
>>8583619
I'm pretty sure it sounds like maou. Mow. Wow but the first w is replaced with an m.
>>8583581
That must leave your muscles SO tense!
DAY 5!
Thorfinn has none of that lewd shit.
Don't underestimate kys baron.
>>8583591
You fuckin' know it, my man.
>>8583592
Steal it like that one oldfag did with a Jeep. I forget his name. Someone remind me, please.
>>8583619
I think it's mah-üh
>>8583593
What did I say Crash. Always, and will be... the coolest.
>>8583619
Chairman Mau
Muda, muda, muda.
>>8583665
hi jojo
>>8583665
ORAORAORA
>>8583652
I'm dead now aren't I? I feel like it.
>>8583662
Yeah, but you're forgetting the fact that you're going to blue ball yourself for 15 years to compensate for your small cock with a car, you fucking idiot.
>>8583665
CHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHA
>>8583652
Wow, you suck.. But what could I hope to expect from a kid?
>>8583649
And tired at a lot of points, yeah. Especially during the period of time that Thanatos kept reviving himself constantly, I didn't sleep for nearly a week
NIGHT 5!
Three tributes own all that Jap crap; only one stash was entirely hentai and doujins. I'll let you figure out who had that stash.
>>8583662
Yeah, that was it. I laughed pretty hard when I heard that story.
>>8583593
Why would you throw such useful things at people!? Are you mad!?
>>8583631
Now now, don't ask a girl like me something like that out of the blue.
It's not the fact that it's a years beforehand, but years ahead!
>>8583645
>Yeah that sounds right. I'm not good at typing things with how they would be pronounced.
>>8583653
>I dunno what that ü is. Moonrunes here translate to Mau tho.
>>8583665
Kono Dio Da
>>8583665
VOLAVOLAVOLA
VOLARE VIA
(I should use Narancia more)
>>8583631
One life, a thousand of ones, who cares? People come and go. If they don't die by natural means, someone will take them down.
Death is overrated, maybe you'll understand once you taste it too.
Speaking of taste
>She crates two bottle of beer out of thin air.
Enjoy!
>Sips.
So... do my emo boy have a name?
>>8583652
>shows crude deviantart-tier fanart.
>>8583707
Man... Why don't you go on Sadpanda to stroke your stuff. It's a *private* collection. It's written on the door.
>>8583707
If I wasn't before, I'm surely dead now..
>>8583707
... I don't get it. I don't get any of it.
>>8583731
god i want to fuck narancia
>vino
>>8583745
>shoots
DAY 6!
You activated his trap card.
That is pretty metal.
You technically won an underwater breathing contest against a robot. Yay...?
>>8583730
...Why.
Why does this exist.
>>8583754
>cums
>>8583745
Never accuse me of being a Naranciafag again or I swear to fucking god I will hunt you down and end your life with my own two hands
narancia is best girl
prove me wrong, motherfuckers
>>8583767
>vino
>>8583731
You should. Here, have this
>the last Narancia avafag who hasn't used second best Vento for over a year
>>8583759
Why do you exist trash?
>>8583772
I DO NOT TOLERATE THIS
>>8583707
Finish your game so I may host one myself, so I can watch and laugh as these pathetic souls fill with despair when they realize there's no way to win.
>>8583759
Are those card? Do you want to play a poker? I'm game, let me just pick that on-
>activates trap card
>fucking dies.
>>8583767
Narancia is a boy tho
>>8583707
So a [REDACTED] walks into the bar and asks the bar tender for a drink.. Well anyway, the joke ends with a killing.
>>8583759
I can't drown, I simply stayed under until the game was finished.
>>8583688
That is a matter of opinion. To some, a car is nothin more than a machine to get you from point a to point b. To others it is a way of life. Be it racing through winding roads, cruising by the ocean with the windows/top down, or crawling over rocks as you go off roading to your favorite fishing hole no one else knows exists. You may think he is an idiot for having a long term goal. I say it is you who is the idiot for thinking so narrowly.
>>8583808
did i fucking stutter faggot
It's officially over.
>>8583716
...
You're getting a kick out of speaking in riddles, aren't you? You're like the sphinx.
>>8583737
Maybe you're right. It's not like they were respectable human beings.
>he takes one of the bottles of beer and stares at it
Are you sure this is okay? I don't want to get into any more trouble.
>he opens up the bottle and takes a little sip
I like to think I'm more respectable than some average gothic kid. I have a reason to be somber, unlike most people. Ryoma Hoshi is the name, by the way. It's a pleasure.
Oh, hey, time for my first code rehashed into an Arena event. It proves two things:
1. kys baron is a force to be reckoned with.
2. Metal Man is indeed the best robot master.
>>8583788
A couple cocktails on my parents' honeymoon.
>>8583798
I mean, the only alternative is not finishing it, so of course.
>>8583813
Get a reasonable car and people won't fucking laugh at you for wasting your time and money.
>>8583767
>girl
Hey asshole! Who do you think I am?
(I should've picked up fugo desu)
>>8583786
Thanks
>>8583819
MOTHERFUCKER
>>8583832
>fugo
>not abbachio
s.mh
>>8583828
Sounds like utter garbage to me.
Can't wake up
>>8583819
FINALLY!
>>8583592
Don't let your dreams be dreams anon, who knows what life might throw your way.
>>8583828
Finish your game faster or I will make you fall into the deepest pits of despair when I take entries during your game.
>>8583854
>(I didn't enjoy abbachio that much. He didn't have enough time to shine)
>>8583866
If you can't wake up then shut up and go to sleep!!!
Tch... Seriously...
>>8583866
I Crey Guen enyel Destu Tu
>>8583798
imposter
NIGHT 6!
Well, he's great at killing things, so I can understand your logic there.
>>8583856
The condom broke.
>>8583870
Harsh.
>>8583873
>>>>>Not enjoying Abbacchio
I'm confiscating all of your jojo avas as head of jojo authority in these threads
>>8583873
>I didn't enjoy abbachio that much
he was one of the best characters in Vento Aureo tho
>>8583884
w-what
>>8583881
I can't, I have to go to schooool...
>>8583688
>I want a nice car so I have a small cock
???
Are you perhaps... Projecting?
>>8583830
What is a reasonable car? A car is what ever you want it to be. If you want a drag racing geo metro, you fucking start cutting and welding so it can fit a bigger motor n drivetrain.
If you want a looker, that is a matter of opinion.
Specify what a good car is.
>>8583819
FUCK YOU I'LL PUT WHAT I WANT ON MY PIZZA!
guys I cant stop farting
>>8583897
>>8583902
(I just thought he needed more time in the spotlight. He's kinda undeveloped imo)
>>8583825
Mau... Just a biiiiiit! But it is true.
>>8583828
Well I guess it really did end with a big crash.
... Mau. I don't think that came out right.
>>8583825
Now that's the spirit. Oh and don't take it personally, I just like to joke around. Besides real emos would never have worn your cap
No problem about the beer either, it's not like there are any policemen or puritains here.
>she gulps down her entire bottle, and creates another one.
Nice to meetcha Hoshi. The name's Astaroth
>>8583915
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>VINO
DAY 7!
Well, alright, maybe he's not the best Robot master after all.
>>8583904
Did I ask that?!?!
>>8583915
Doesn't matter, hand over your Narancia folder, I'm forbidding you from using him for the time being until you learn to appreciate Abbacchio.
>>8583924
Go to your room
>>8583889
I wonder how much despair you'll feel when I take entries during your game! The thought of it has me shivering in excitement, watching despair overtake you and make you do such horrible things!
>>8583917
What is Saki's source?
>>8583910
Some shit you don't save 15 years of your fucking life getting when you can get some cheaper shit that goes the same speed. Geez, you fucks are so vain. Literally desperate to add some meaning to your rat race, donate some of that money to fucking charity, you fuck.
NIGHT 7!
And with that, Gilgamesh wipes out half of the field in one night.
FINAL TWO, place your bets!
>>8583935
You're all bark and no bite.
>>8583929
>>8583889
Sounds like you're unwanted.
>>8583904
Graba Brus Aponde Lidel Makap
You should take a nap or at least some caffeine
>>8583935
Impostor
>>8583934
But I do...
>>8583952
Tch. Good.
>Leaves alone.
>>8583926
Go Gilgamesh!
>>8583935
Off yourself.
>>8583917
So let me get this straight; you're a time traveling baker with experience with military-grade weapons? All while looking like a child? What kind of game are you playing? What's your end goal?
>>8583923
Truth be told, I'm not too sure where this hat came from. I don't ever remember buying it, or this leather jacket either.
>he slowly sips away at the beer, drinking more and more as he gets used to it
Speaking of emos, I could have sworn I remember one from my high school that had that same name. You wouldn't happen to be her by chance, would you?
>>8583950
Tell me what you spend your money on so I can get mad for no reason as well.
>his stomach growls loudly causing the boy to blush slightly
Does... anyone have any food?
>>8583938
>The Suguri series. Starting with Suguri. Then a kind of spinoff sequel called Suguri Acceleration of Suguri. Came back in Acceleration of Suguri 2.
>She's mostly known because of 100% Orange Juice, but she first started in Suguri.
I miss Fyxe desu
>>8583955
I'll let you off easy this time but the next time I hear you speaking ill of any Jojo character that isn't Johnny or Caesar we're gonna have real problems, new blood
>>8583968
I kek'd aloud good job
>>8583978
iktf
>>8583951
Not even trying! I'm running circles around you aimless fools. Is there anyone that'd deem themselves worthy of an opponent here or what?
>>8583968
does this lead to vore
>>8583965
There's a difference between Enjoying and appreciating
>>8583983
Gappy is best jojo.
>>8583968
I still got that cold slice of pizza. I was saving it for later, but you're cute. You can have it.
>>8583968
>Tosses cold pizza slice
>Yukine and Junko rping
I guess they quit HG and gave their folders to their friends.
>>8583985
Dark Dick Drainage
>>8583983
Fuck did you just say about Johnny?
>>8584006
Go to bed Ringadick.
I swear I have more 1P death events than that.
>>8583995
I disagree with but also respect that opinion
>>8584006
Johnny is a trash character and always will be
I will fight you on this
CONGRATULATIONS GILGAMESH!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>8584000
Junko's not even online in Discord, right now.
But first, the placements, followed by the cap of the game.
>>8584000
I do it a lot I just usually suck at it
trying to set end goals for what I do with rp now so what I do at least leads so something, no matter how minor
please don't bully me like that
>>8584016
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting
>>8584016
Congrats.
>>8583966
My end goal?
... Mau. I never thought about something like that. I guess to cure my boredom maybe?
It gets boring being head chef of your base and doing that and only that.
>>8583985
>What?
>>8584002
You got it!
>>8584024
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8584016
Took long enough for you to finish, so now I can host a game for you miserable little souls and watch your minds get ravaged by despairful thoughts!
>>8583950
A person working hard for his dream car is a waste of time n money? Last I checked that was working torward your dream.
But you would rather ye give his hard earned money away? Get the fuck out of here you commie fuck. That's his money to spend as he pleases. If throwing it under his matress for 15 years is what it takes to achieve his dream then so be it. Atleast his dream is achievable, unlike most.
>>8584012
If you say Jotaro is the best you are a basic white girl.
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
>>8584043
>thirsts after
>>8584030
I'll make up for the bully by rping with you next time.
>>8584024
Thanks for hosting!
>>8583966
If I didn't know better, I'd say all your clothes stuff reek of drug abuse... or worse.
And well, no there's no chance we ever went to the same highschool moreso at the same time. I'm much older than I seem.
I used to be pretty known across the pandemonium, surely some girl became a fan and tried to impersonate me. It happens a lot.
>>8584016
Good job honey.
Thank you for the entertainment.
>>8584012
I respectfully disagree with your opinion, but I want to know why you think he's trash.
>>8584055
Jotaro is the best and I can debate that with you for hours until you run out of will to debate and I win the argument by default
>>8584072
Jotaro is gay autismo and worst jojo
>>8584072
>Jotaro "I win lol" Kujo
>best
>>8584016
Congratulations. And thank you for the match, little one.
>>8584072
Yare yare desu.........I'm autistic...............I'm Jotaro........orrararararara
>Jotaro Kuiji, best JoJo a la Vino
Oh yeah! Who wants to take part in a fucking game hosted by the lovely Junko-sama?!
>>8584072
>Jotaro
>Best anything
And to think I thought of you as a friend, Vino.
>>8584056
>That really does just hit too close to home.
>>8583997
>the boy starts have have a suspicious look after being given food so easily
Thanks but what's the catch? What do you want from me? And don't call me that.
Josuke is the best, and if you disagree, you're a faggot.
Part 4 Jotaro is the best.
>>8584072
your argument is invalided
Jolyne is best jojo
Your grandfather is better then you
>>8584098
Get on with it
>>8584098
I'm down for some bait
>>8584110
>has a stroke reading his own posts and dies
I just can't stop fucking everything up...
Jojo is the best haha
>>8584024
>Thanks for hosting.
There was a cat that really had gone.
>>8584030
That's a good idea. Keep on keepin' on, my man.
>>8584031
>>8584048
>>8584065
>>8584067
>>8584096
>>8584128
No problem. Thanks for playing
>>8584098
Alright, Despairgirl, let's do this.
>>8584043
>sets your skirt on fire
I feel much better now.
>>8584063
no you don't want to do that
my rp is trash
>>8584126
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFRUNCE?
>>8584120
Best taste.
>>8584110
Don't be so damn suspicious, I don't have any hidden motive. No contract, no pact, nothing.
>Creates a tiny blue flame out of her finger and heats up the slice.
I've ceased to do that a long time ago. To much trouble... Bon appetit!
>>8584141
that pic got me
>>8584016
Congratulations. It was a pleasure being tied up with you for a brief moment.
>>8584024
Thank you very much for hosting, Smol.
>>8584037
A job's a job. Can't really help that it's a boring one.
Why not start baking for the people that reside in this place? I'm sure they would love it if you came in with some freshly baked bread. You'd make a lot more friends that way too.
>>8584067
Please. I would never do drugs. I would have put a stain on my tennis career.
>he finishes up the bottle and gently puts it down. Besides swaying a bit, the alcohol hasn't really done anything to him
That's my bad. I thought succubi were all about joking. I was really calling you a chuuni high schooler.
>he takes the candy cigarette out of his mouth and stares at the women with his empty eyes
Tell me, why are you here? I don't think this place can take two of your kind in one closed off area.
>>8584141
>pic
kek
Fuck yeah! Let's get this despair game going so I can watch you fools fall so deep into despair that you want to kill yourselves! Don't you fucking disappoint me or I'll send a Monokuma after you.
>>8584180
Inkling
>>8584180
Agrias Oaks
>>8584180
Ash Crimson
>>8584180
A Ruse Cruise
>>8584180
Astaroth
>>8584180
Jolyne Kujoh
>>8584180
Nrvnqsr Chaos
BAIT GAME
DON'T ENTER
>>8584144
It's the only logical response.
>>8584180
Walter C. Dornez
>>8584180
Merak
>>8584180
Juzou Suzuya
>>8584180
Reigen Arataka
>>8584180
YoRHa No.9 Type S
>>8584180
>same filename as the bait games earlier
You're insulting my intelligence.
>>8584180
Froze
>>8584071
See image. Johnny is constantly crying, whining, sniveling, sweating, just in a constant state of being a massive pussy at all times. He never does anything on his own without Gyro first being taken out of action because of Johnny's incompetence. People bring up 2 fights to refute this whenever I bring it up: Pork Pie Hat Kid, and Civil War. First, sure, I will say that Johnny beat PPHK by himself. That is true. But, Gyro was incapacitated during that fight and PPHK's Stand is weak as fuck. Johnny pretty much just did was he had to to survive the encounter and he was up against a weak opponent. Even still, I'll gladly give that one up. Sure, yes, he soloed PPHK.
BUT, in Civil War, H.P. was the one to tell Johnny exactly how to beat CW, and Valentine was the one that actually saved him and finished off Axl Ro. Johnny just held off until help arrived, continuing to be useless.
The final fight against Valentine was forced as fuck. Gyro died because the plot demanded a 1v1. That's the only reason. I'm not a massive Gyro fan either, but him dying was absolute plot bullshit and he should not have died there.
Another thing. Johnny's goals and motives are actually, literally, the worst out of any other character in the part. H.P. wants to atone for her sins in making up for killing her younger brother when she was younger. Diego wants to become the mayor of Manhattan Island. Gyro wants to save a child from execution. Sandman wants his people to live in independence. Pocoloco IIRC was a slave or something, wasn't he? Or just a poor farmboy? And he wanted to gain a better social standing so he could pay to get his family a better place to live? I don't remember his exactly but you get my point. Valentine's goal was selfish and petty but at least he would be bettering America's position in the world by achieving it.
Johnny? Johnny just wanted to walk again. 100% selfish goal with no consideration or care towards ANYONE else.
Fuck Johnny man.
>>8584180
A skeleton
>>8584158
>his look turns from suspicious to disgusted
Just keep the slice
You look like just some phantom
Stay out of my sight
>>8584180
Damon Gant
>>8584180
Suz
>>8584180
Yoko Littner
>>8584180
Thorfinn
>>8584180
Dick "Dastardly" Richard
>>8584212
I hope you're wrong, but you're probably right.
>>8584166
I mean, I could... But it gets a little boring doing the exact same thing over and over.
Plus I have all this spare artillery laying around... It would just all be a waste. A dangerous waste at that!
Mau... I'm a bit tired. Good night.
>She says as she flies away into the sky, a rainbow colored circle being left in her wake.
>>8584245
Too old.
>>8584267
>kamina
>>8584236
Should've TL;DR'd
This is actually copypasta?
>>8584267
KEKMINAAAAAA
>>8584180
Eggman-kun
>>8584164
>>8584178
I made it like half a year ago...
>>8584271
TL;DR constantly crying and useless to the plot, also selfish goal and generally just being shit
>>8584180
Valentine
>>8584180
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8584259
Hmph. Goodnight. Don't let the jailbirds bite.
>>8584180
The Parliament
>>8584166
>>8584166
Ah ah! Ok you got me here "shorty". That's quite the sneaky tongue you have.
>Her eyes brighten when she sees the cigarette, but doesn't say anything, just a faint smirk.
Oh and don't worry. I'm not here for *that* I just heard it was a cool chaotic place here and I could make some money pretty easily.
I don't know about the other though. You might want to keep your distance.
>>8584240
Pff alright, enjoy starving to death kiddo
>She engulf the pizza in one bite and mimics an expression of delight.
You'll never know what you missed.
Seeing one of you call my game bait...it gets me so depressed...I don't even want to host now. Goodbye.
>entering bait
>>8584308
See ya
>>8584309
some retard might get guilt tripped and pick up the roster
>>8584308
Saw that coming.
>>8584236
Heh, I like this guy. Puts himself before other in terms of his goals. Sure, walking ain't nothing compared to becoming a mayor, but at least that was his end goal. So, thank you for making me like Johnny.
>>8584308
>I fucking laughed, goddammit.
I wonder who is impersonating Junko Enoshima
>>8584316
Oh, right.
>>8584309
Wish you'd enter a furnace.
>>8584323
>kissu tum
>>8584326
KIDDY DIDDLER
>>8584339
>vino
>>8584320
No problem man
>>8584327
Go to sleep
>>8584326
Littlefinger or Hoshi
>>8584236
F-Fuck, those are some good reasons, though.
I see your point.
>>8584308
Sadly not surprising.
>>8584333
I'm bad at cooking!
>>8584354
I skipped shower, I'm cosplaying Tomoko today.
>>8584347
excuse me I only kissu reimi tums, thanks
>>8584308
Fragile.
>>8584363
>not yasuho
>>8584345
Junko is impersonating Junko?
>>8584362
Put on some deodorant
>>8584302
Yeah, I'll miss being blighted by you and your presence
>he loudly clicks his tongue
disgusting
I hope everyone else stays away so you don't feed off their moods.
or better yet, you could just fade from existence like all phantoms should
>>8584316
>yukine
>>8584379
Did.
>>8584291
>Useless
wait... but...
what.
I'm totally confused.
>>8584389
Eat some breakfast.
>>8584371
yasuho is meant for joshuu tho
>>8584349
I won't deny though. Solid enough reasons to hate character, but at the end of day... what the hell can you actually do with Jojo's writing. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's ass.
Also Dragon Quest 9 is boring as fuck and is diet Dragon Quest 3
>>8584267
well now you make me not want to fag her anon
how does that make you feel
>>8584371
yasuho is joshu's girlfriend i don't kissu the tums of my bros girls man
>>8584391
>didn't read the long version
>vocalizes confusion at the short version because of lack of detail
Please never type at me again
>>8584180
Nin-
>>8584308
Oh, okay.
>>8584393
Did.
And 2 coffee.
Still too sleepy to do anything and I gotta leave for the bus now.
Bye bye
>>8584394
Shut up Joshuu
>>8584385
I wish that was me
>Yukine
>>8584395
FUCK YOU 9 IS THE BEST ONE
when did junko get so in character????????????
>>8584405
Have a safe trip.
>>8584302
I'd say the same thing to you. Just because you're some sort of mystical being doesn't mean you should hang around dangerous criminals like me.
However...I won't be able to stop myself if I see you hurting someone that doesn't deserve it. Keep that in mind when you get some smart ideas brewing in your head.
>He leans closer, revealing just how black and void his eyes are
Confession time HG. What secrets do you have?
>>8584407
fuck off Josuke you nigger
>>8584405
Have a good day at school.
>hands lunch
>>8584402
Johnny was pretty important.
Not useless either.
>>8584417
When someone stole her char to shitpost as her. Somehow they ended up being more IC than the actual Junko.
>>8584417
When someone else picked her up
>>8584427
Y-Yuno?
Thanks!
>>8584381
A phantom? Me? I don't think phantom can eat pizza though right? It should've passed through me.
Well stay moody if you want, just don't come crawling later.
>>8584428
>I post literal text limit arguing this
>You don't read it and say "no u"
Can you name your files so I can filter you
>>8584424
I samefagged religiously on /b/ and died a little inside the day someone outted that they could see my ID on hga.
But I'm grateful because otherwise I may have never stopped doing it.
>>8584425
Fucking kys, Joshuu.
>>8584467
better tell you than keeping quiet and seeing you do it for even longer.
>>8584458
Can i have the other one
>>8584424
I plan to come back to hg by hosting consecutively with a new code I've been working on in secret.
>>8584424
I wish I was dead
>>8584424
I RPed on /b/ HG once because I thought it was the same as /trash/ HG.
>>8584411
Mate, it's mediocre at best. It isn't anything special really. None of the characters are exactly memorable besides like the Wight Knight and I think... Erina? I don't know, but those are the only characters I can remember. And maybe traitor Krillian.
Though, the only Dragon Quest game with memorable characters is Dragon Quest 8... and maybe 7 or 6. Okay, maybe 4 and 5 too.
But i'll tell you one thing I like about that game though. The battles are fun.
>>8584467
>mfw I still do it sometimes when no one replies to me
>>8584461
I don't speak Chinese.
>>8584474
>Hoshi
>>8584467
Gravesly?
>>8584494
He never left.
guys yuno died
>>8584471
go back to fucking Kyo you piece of shit
>>8584424
I barely come here anymore and I'm just tired of the worthless crap that the community gets into.
>>8584473
Sure anon. Take it. Savor it slow and whole.
>>8584474
Please be true.
Post your discords direct messages tab
>>8584508
Thanks.
>Slices it into portions and brings it home to his family for dinner.
>>8584458
>he frowns and crunches his eyebrows together in contempt
Whatever you're all the same. I'd rather you dead than even touch a pizza that's been near you.
And like I'd ever crawl for something like you.
All your existence represents is my own disgust.
>>8584424
my ego is the size of the sun and i know that and smile
>>8584506
That's it. Gloves are coming off you fucker. 1v1 you nigger, I will end you and your horrible hair cut.
>>8584515
Here you go
>>8584539
Junko
>>8584422
Yeah, yeah if you want Hoshi. I don't think we can hurt people permanently here anyway.
>She looks into your eyes, rather than being frightened she gets closer, as if she was looking into a mirror.
Damn, that guy Nietzche was right. It really *does* stare back.
Alright don't move Hoshi, I'm just checking my hair 2sec.
>>8584519
Y-Yo anon, I didn't agree to do this. You'll make me pass for an altruistic angel...
Hmm it's ok for today, have a good meal.
>>8584532
at least i don't look like a fucking sailor
you're fucking shit, Josuke
large fries are fucking shit and so are you
>>8584515
>Inkling/Luci
>>8584515
>>8584539
In other words, I love you.
>>8584474
Shion?
>>8584563
>Okabe
>>8584515
>>8584524
You say all this, yet you're still here, staring at me.
>winks
I'm not ressentful and I don't bite. I'm sure we can be pals. Say, what's your name?
>>8584424
I never have to go I just get so bored of you guys it makes me want to kill myself.
>>8584515
>>8584590
>Soviet
>>8584581
>kuga
>>8584597
No but close
Using this random thread to host a webm ignore me
>>8584609
Hikki?
>>8584424
I have never once stopped feeling inferior to everyone here in some way shape or form
>>8584597
>>8584590
It's Kuga
>>8584557
You know what Joshuu? I've had enough of your shit. I'm going to march over to your room and beat the shit out of you. You better lock your door you fucking fag.
>>8584609
Soviets?
:^)
>>8584616
Delet this
>>8584549
Why bother? You want to come off as scary, right? Fixing your hair won't make anyone anymore fearful of you.
>he sits back and chews on the chocolate cigarette
But I suppose you'd know more about being intimidating than I would.
>>8584515
>>8584622
fuck you you cunt you don't fit into this goddamn family at all
come at me you faggot i've got fried chicken
>>8584645
You don't know what you've wrought. You're fucking dead kiddo.
>>8584622
>>8584645
I'm pulling out the ethernet
>>8584515
>>8584665
I wish I could still talk to Aaliyah :(
>>8584665
Can I join Ryo's chatroom?
>>8584583
>he visibly gags after seeing the demon wink
You don't deserve to exist, let alone deserve to hear my name.
I'd never befriend something like you.
Just stop talking to me.
>>8584707
>Yukine
>>8584515
>>8584707
Don't talk to me ever again kine
>>8584635
Fearful? Nah I was just checking if I didn't mess up my haircut too much in the lastest game.
But speaking of this... How did you get pupils like that? Pussies may find them fearful, but they're rad actually.
>>8584679
*Sighs*
>She shuts up her mouth with a gesture, and soflty walks away, moonwalk style though.
>>8584731
FUCK YOU CUNT YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S ADOPTED
>>8584667
You cheated!
>>8584665
I wish I could shitpost you.
NEW
GAME
WHEN
>>8584740
>he yells out just for the demon
DON'T FORGET TO STOP EXISTING!
>>8584746
I wish you'd talk to me again but I don't want to be removed again
>>8584745
AT LEAST I'M ACTUALLY LIKED! YOU FUCKING MOOCH!
>>8584674
No.
>>8584671
Last I checked she hangs out in the main HG discord
>>8584746
Wish you'd die so you'll quit breaking my heart
>>8584746
How did I cheat now, hmm?
>>8584758
YOU NIGGER YASUHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ME BUT YOU FUCKIN SHOW UP FOR FUCKIN HOW LONG AND YOU GOT HER SOFT AND WET
>>8584755
>keeps on moonwalking
>makes a "got it" gesture for afar
>>8584757
I wish this too :(
>>8584754
Soon, hopefully
>>8584784
>from afar*
>tfw physically cannot look back on old rp or else i'll die from cringing
>>8584776
I GOT HER SOFT&WET ALRIGHT! POUNDED HER ALL NIGHT UNDER THE MATTRESS LAST NIGHT TOO! I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE ME HUH? YOU'RE NOTHING JOSHUU! NOOOOTTHIIINGGG!
>>8584754
In about 2 hours.
Ded hours have initiated
>>8584740
What are you talking about? These are y natural eyes. Maybe they've gotten a little dead after being isolated for a long time, but I don't think anything has changed about them. But thanks. It's been a long time since I've been complimented. I bet you can't say the same, can you?
>>8584805
Who did you use to rp?
>>8584805
same
>>8584806
FU~~~~~~~~~~CK YOU JOSUKE
I'D PAY GOOD MONEY TO GET YOU THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOME
>>8584819
King Knight
MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE AND I AM A CERTIFIED G AND A BONDAFIDE STUD AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT
THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BIG CASS AND HE'S SEVEN FEET TALL AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT.
BOTTA BOOM REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM
HOW U DOIN'?
>>8584757
I am always up to talk.
>>8584764
What did I do?! I'm sorry!
>>8584772
You cheated just how you cheat in everything else.
>>8584826
EAT MY ASS JOSHUU! YOU COULDN'T GET A STEADY JOB TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!
IF ANYTHING YOU'LL GET KICKED OUT FIRST YOU FUCKING FUCK!
I MISS JUNKO EBSHIMA
>>8584842
If you say I'm cheating in everything else yet I have never cheated in an online game before, that just means I'm 2good4u
>>8584850
DO THAT TO KYO INSTEAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT
I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I'LL FUCKING FORCEFEED YOU PANCAKES AND WE'LL SEE IF YASUHO'S STILL SOFT AND WET
>>8584842
You kali-ma'd my chest baby. Ripped my loving heart right out of my body and set it aflame.
>>8584836
there is only ONE promo to describe you, and I'm going to spell it out for you
S
T
A
L
E
STAAAAAAAAAAAALE
>>8584814
Damn, so you're a natural, I see, I see.
With everything you said about you I can already see great things for both of us here, hopefully.
Oh and well. It's been a while since I've talked to anyone actually. But if you want to compliment me, go on, I'm all yours for that.
>>8584877
>(Nigga that's gay as fuck)
>>8584875
YOU BET SHE'LL STILL BE SOFT AND WET! CAUSE I'LL SHOVEL THOSE PANCAKES DOWN LIKE A CHAMP! THEN I'LL FORCE FEED MY SHOE DOWN YOUR THROAT!
Can we shitpost now?
>>8584893
>puts dick in mouth and makes a tuna sandwich
>>8584829
Don't hate yourself. I enjoyed rping with you.
>>8584893
>tfw you forget to say no homo
>>8584894
FUCKER
AT LEAST I EAT BUNS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
>>8584907
King Knight is banned right now. That aint him lel.
>>8584877
Damn, that's extremely gay.
>>8584873
No, you cheat in everything.
>>8584906
>shoots
>>8584908
>The inkling puts a hand on her shoulder, and tries to say "Don't worry" in her squid language
>>8584907
I'll never stop hating myself.
Please just kill me.
I hate my dorm and my exams.
>>8584917
How did he get banned?
>>8584922
>cums
Ufufufu~ I've seemed to have misplaced my pokeballs, HG. Would you mind helping me find them?
>>8584931
I think theyre in your shirt
>>8584913
YEAH? WELL I EAT THEM IN A WAY THAT GET THE BITCHES WET! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND IMITATE ME! YOU'D FAIL HORRIBLY AND LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE DWEEB AS PER USUAL!
>>8584931
kys libtard
>>8584931
>bends over in front of you
Sure where are they?
>>8584888
Nah, you see great things for yourself. I've given up on greatness. All that's left for me is death. If someone doesn't do it soon, I may have to do it myself. As far as complimenting you goes...
>Ryoma pauses for a moment
You're not all that bad for someone that claims to be evil. I think you're more misunderstood than anything. I hope you find true happiness somewhere down the road. It's not too late for you.
>>8584928
Posted his tranny vag in a thread on /soc/
>>8584919
>>8584931
I'll get the flamethrower..
>>8584931
>shoots
>>8584934
I BET YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT JOSUKE
AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK LIKE A LITERAL FAGGOT
>>8584930
>shoots
>>8584931
>Shoots
I miss Yuu
>>8584919
Damn it! Why don't you show up more often?!
>hugs the Parsley
And yes, all homo!
>>8584962
>dies on you
I miss Peko.
I miss Yuu AND Peko
>>8584961
BITCH I MAKE THIS LOOK GOOD!
>>8584919
Eat a bucket of anthrax.
>>8584922
I'll try...
I just don't know if my parents are going to be able to handle it.
I miss Rinoa.
Something came in the mail today
I miss Yuu x Peko
>>8584985
Yeah. Your mailbox is really tight.
>Wipes my cock clean.
I think it was just junk mail though, no worries.
>>8584984
>Junko
>>8584958
>.357 magnum snubnose
>zero recoil
First 24
>>8584983
DID SOMEONE SAY ANTHRAX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oyY6ibGI4M
I miss myself
>>8584970
Even from here I can tell by the smell of your clothing that you're not the type people generally accept around here. You'll find better help and company wherever you came from.
>>8584982
YOU PULL OFF THAT OUTFIT LIKE YOU PULL OFF YASUHO'S CLOTHES
YOU DON'T
I miss Fyxe and FP
>>8584985
A package?
>>8584966
Because Persona 5 just came out.
>>8584983
O-oh no.
>Walks back to play some Persona 5
>>8584996
DEEZ NUTS
I feel like a literal retard lmao
>>8584996
Agrias Oaks
>baito da?
>>8585004
Oh Joshuu you poor naive soul.
>>8584947
I don't think death will solve anything really. I told you, humans reeeally overestimate its importance....
>she pats your head.
Thank you really but... Good and Evil. I have ceased to think like this and so should you. Those are really useless burden.
I'll see you around Hoshi, for now I'll take my leave.
Bye!
I came 3 times under my desk today, only one of which was with my hand
>>8584996
Inkling
I am a dank 2hu! Give me your finest (You)'s!
>>8584996
best 2hu
>>8585013
How is it? I've been balls deep in my vita playin fate/extella n Berserk
>>8585028
i'll have you know i did that once too
shit was cash
>>8585033
Hm. I should do the same, actually. Goodnight, Astaroth.
>>8584996
>>8585042
>best tuhu
>looks like worst girl from Idolmaster
>>8585052
Something tells me it wasn't consensual. You have a face only a mother could love.
>>8585060
Kosaku Kawajiri.
I'm not the kind of person to make mistakes like these. Forgive me.
>>8585048
It's great.
>>8585013
Shit game. Shit taste. Never speak to me again.
>>8584998
YEEEEEE
>>8585033
That Astaroth is shit tier
Here is god tier Astaroth
>>8585076
haha im going to forever remember you as "that guy that makes mistakes"
>>8585080
You break my heart.
>>8585072
at least i have a mother, unlike someone i know
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8585098
Joshuu, what the fuck man?
>>8585095
>Suz has another girl after em
Matsuda post the list
>>8585095
I'll break your stupid face
>>8585108
it's called karma, josuke
touch my yasuho again and i'll break your face
>>8585095
why is a poop coming from her mouth
>>8585121
It's called being an asshole man. Like seriously dude, no wonder you don't have any friends.