Hunger Games Bread
>>8581739
...Creature. What are you doing? Can you not formulate other words?
>>8581774
>Is she laughing or is it more harsh realisation of everything that has led her in her existence?
Individualism and free will. For years gone by, me and my kind considered that to be an error in our thought algorithms. No doubt some of them still do.
I...was one of the first to realise how wrong The Code was. And I almost perished preceding that thought.
>>8581811
Then I will gladly send her back to the makers she might worship.
>>8581667(Astaroth)
>She drinks the wine instantly
Gabriel! my name is gabriel! the best angel of heaven, they call me that but I can only do this
>
>(also, I have to sleep, goodnight)
>>8581825
Is this the place where we argue about bread?
>>8581867
Chi?
AYYYY WHAT YA'LL LISTENIN' TO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRdHsuuXxfk
>>8581844
I don't actually know how much they charge.. Some might actually be free to attend.
>>8581796
Swedish ones putting those pesky Finns in their place.
>>8581887
Splatoon Music - Final Boss (Squid Sisters)
>>8581840
She's smart.
Way too smart.
>>8581867
Many a Malak live the same lives as your people. Used as tools by those controlling you, fighting back would get you killed wouldn't it? I've made some good friends outta Malak, and besides their tendency to be capable of the artes, you couldn't tell they weren't human.
>>8581867
Yeah, I don't want to interupt your composure, but good luck with that.
>>8581887
Cosmorot
>>8581906
>The inkling gives a thumbs-up to the Anon.
>>8581878
Of course.
Wheat bread is the best. It's the healthiest bread out there. Sourdough is a close second. Italian and French bread are on a different tier.
>>8581757
It's the thirst meme from /hga/. I pursued both genders though, good times.
>>8581890
What even is this shitpost lol?
The first one is a cap from Arakawa under the bridge and the other one is a specialized entry image, which other people had already done by then.
>>8581890
Nice.
>>8581887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_-e1XHJ7pE
>Technical death metal owns.
>>8581943
Hey shipgirl. How bad would it be to store some demolition charges on you?
>>8581871
You... You can't possibly be an angel, right?
(She must be drunk... or, they didn't lie to me, they became really fucked up, up there...)
Mhh... I think you should get some sleep before saying anymore crap.
Nighto'
>>8581887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMs9K4zD97k
>>8581943
Better now a days, but you also play different avatars.
>>8581887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzlky9Klu4I
>>8581887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvS2G5PuQSc
>>8581889
Awesome! In that case, make sure to keep an eye out for me in the audience!
>>8581981
>Good taste.
>>8581933
>Pets the squid
>>8581941
Mau... Wheat bread keeps us in shape so we don't get so tired from flying.
But everyone just seems to like white bread!
When do we get this HG started?
>>8581978
>Better now a days,
What?
>>8581973
Why would you want to do that in the first place? Blowing up is a thing muslims do.
>>8582015
Tomorrow
>>8582010
>The inkling is confused and put off guard by the petting
>>8581886
>More confused stares. What does this girl want from her?
>>8581920
People....I do not believe we can be rightfully be classified as a species. Perhaps not even as a fully biological being. When I was still loyal to The Code, fighting back was unthinkable in the literal sense.
>To demonstrate how different she was, she closed her eyes and held her hands near her abdomen. A feint colour radiating pic related can be seen for brief moments, the pulsating light evaporating as quickyl as it emerges.
>>8581931
The next time you address me, you will reveal yourself so I know not to exchange more words than neccesary to you, outdated machine.
>>8581987
You'll have some alien blaster or something.. Right?
>>8581956
It's not the image but she plagiarized his game, even some events word by word.
>>8582019
>pets Wife
>>8582019
You keep your head down and do your own thing. You don't thirst. That's all.
>>8582037
>Her head cocks to one side.
...Chiii?
>>8582010
Is there anything that can compete, really? Whether it's flying, tennis, or whatever people do, wheat is the only choice. Remember, if it tastes good then spit it out.
>>8581887
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hgll-XTqcS4
>>8582038
Well yeah, I'll have my water gun if they let me bring it in, but you can do better than that! We're like, the best of pals, you should be able to spot me from a mile away!
>>8582037
I'm sure that as long as you can make your own choices and decisions whether you want to do something or not, whether your hungry or feel pain are all things that make you classified like a human, or even a species.
People come in all shapes and sizes, I've been friends with lizardmen, even suits of armor.
>>8582039
People take events from other codes all the time. You're the only one who cares.
Actually, why are you bringing this up months later? Junko hasn't even hosted in a really long time. Neither has Hoshi.
>>8582091
>White knighting this card for someone who can't write their own code
Lol
>>8582080
My eyes aren't that good.. Plus it's dark and a lot of people will have glow sticks.
>>8582053
Thirsting is fun though, too bad there's nobody worth chasing. Also:
>Posting worst DeSu 2 Boy
Go back to post Jungo
>>8582042
Thanks YoRHa No.9 Type S, love you too.
>>8582015
Once I finished rigging the explosives.
>>8582019
Lady, I was DESIGNED to make things crash and blow up.
>>8582037
>The birds around him seem agitated and start taking off as your words blow a nerve in his circuits.
Call me outdated again, I'll pour that tea down your optical servos, drill into your sonar and burn your hull until it reaches the fuel tank.
>>8582091
>People do it all the time
How about you give us some examples?
>>8582024
>Suddenly retracts her hand and looks at the squid incredibly confused
>>8582064
But everyone should get a snack from time to time for praise or otherwise!
>>8582124
gorey took events from people
>>8582107
>black knighting for no reason over trivial reasons
kys
>>8582112
I'm talking about keeping your head, not your chest.
>>8582076
>That's actually pretty fucking neat.
Interesting.
Rather than have the Somalians infest Sweden, the Swedes have gone to infest Somalia.
>>8582141
>I did?
>>8581887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBq7Lvzg3Zo
>>8582132
Everyone...? Even criminals? Specifically murderers?
>>8582107
>card
kys phoneposter
>>8582124
I gave ddd the ftl events i was working on.
>>8582060
>She just sits down and engages into a staring contest with the strangegirl. Soon she is joined by two seagulls, staring with their ''master'' at the girl.
>>8582090
The first time I met a human, I considered them weak, imeprfect and irrelevant for they embraces emotions and free will. That they counted one of my own as their allies was an insult I could not forgive.
And yet..that same individual helped me understand free will and emotion. Now I do not wish to part from it. Ever. I would rather self destruct my Union Core than ever be chained down again.
>>8582120
That implies you would even be capable of locating my vessel, let alone come close enough to realistically freacture it. Or as some humans woudl call it...Scratching it's pain, I believe?
>>8582124
Capra has an event from my game in it
I have events from old screen caps of other people's events in my game
DDD has a huge list of events from my old games in his Halloween code
>>8582132
>The Inkling yells at the woman in her squid language, and walks away frustrated
>>8582169
>She reaches out to touch one of the gulls.
>>8582108
Yeah, I guess that would make me a bit harder to spot...maybe we could talk after the show then! Do you guys do like a meet and greet sort of thing?
>>8582146
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8LAhKkPUo_A&itct=CBEQpDAYASITCPjIyr3wjtMCFcZfTgod2eUPWzIGcmVsbWZ1SK7iqaeXv9mEhgE%3D
>>8582174
I will not rest until I have vanquished you, shitposting cretin.
>>8582146
WILY?!
>>8582169
I don't care what the humans call it. There are words you don't call a robot unless you want a broken skull and outdated is one of them.
>>8582169
That there is the same fighting spirit that humans have. Though talking about humans like this just reminds me that I'm not considered a human anymore, I'm a daemon myself.
>>8582191
Huh? Sometimes, but it's not like that's any different than what we're doing now.
>>8582120
I can do that too but not myself in the process. I'll stick to cut things with my sword, thanks drill boy.
>>8582138
what?
>>8582144
I do what I want, punk. Check this out
>>8582161
Oi, wanna drink something and maybe get wasted?
>>8582207
Junko plagiarizing Rin, Hoshi, and other hosts' events is a fact, not shitposting. You can't fight facts.
>>8582161
Mau... I dunno about that. I never went to a prison before.
Don't they serve deserts to villains and goons in there too?
>>8582171
>Ah yeah. I can vouch for that. Thanks for the events Yuno.
>>8582186
>Raises her hand slightly in an attempt to wave goodbye
Mau...
>>8582234
>>8582238
I can fight anything if I white knight hard enough.
Give up while you still can.
>>8582234
I too do what I want until it involves a Mall and stairs :^)
>>8582171
That was consensual. Junko outright ripped people off.
>>8582212
...
Do I look like a Wily to you, scrapheap?
>>8582218
I suppose you're right...guess it just wouldn't be the same magic, huh? Oh well, I'm sure it'll be fun no matter what!
>>8582234
Fine, your loss. Call me when those abyssores start wrecking your little base.
>>8582277
Say scrapheap one more time and I'l shove that hook up your-
Stop shitposting Junko she hasn't been online in days
>>8582189
>The smaller gull was curious. The other gull that was resting on Kongou's shoulder, a n old, one eyed one, screeched at the little girl. The screeching stopped when Kongou stares at the agitated bird.
>>8582212
And then what? You would rather have me tell you things you want to hear but are outright lies?
>>8582214
Just the spirit. I want to be more than that. My greatest desire is to somehow replicate human functions within my own Mental Model. Only bey perfect assimilation will I be able to discover my ture potential.
Daemons. A fairtytale creature often told by elders to keep young ones in check. To instill fear and discipline in them on penalty of beign abducted or worse.
>>8582234
I'm not sure you're talking to the right person. I'm not someone you should want to be around. I'm bad news.
>>8582248
I've never gotten any deserves. At most I'll get oatmeal and some other meat that's mushy. I can't tell you how long it has been since I've eaten a freshly baked cookie.
>tfw no games
>>8582290
Try it.
>>8582319
>Then who's putting her into the games?
>Spoooky.
New game when?
>>8582340
Someone who is trying to bait her
>>8582319
>Not shitposting someone who deserves it
>>8582320
A fairytale, or a blight. Neither changes the fact my lands are infested with them now. When negative emotions and darkness erupts from your heart your capable of turning into a daemon. Though some are much better at retaining their mentality.
>I've got some work I have to do.
>>8582354
>implying she deserves any of it
>>8582287
Oh, I see what you mean but really, that's just from seeing me on stage I think.. Like your putting me on a higher level than I am.
>>8582349
In a few.
Lurkers, come out while I do some shit quick.
>the filthy Blackheart stops replying
*adds a tally to his number of women defended on the internet tally*
>>8582364
She did fuck over a faction. That deserves a little shitposting. Other than that, I got nothin.
>>8582273
I keked, fuck keita
>>8582267
hm?
>>8582290
It's fiiiiiiiine. We've been fighting those monster for years now without the shit you're trying to sell us, dude. Talk to my admiral.
>>8582328
As opposed to all the freaks around us? I think I can survive whatever gives you the title of badass son of a bitch.
>>8582364
>White knights
>Implying she didn't delight at other people she thought "deserved" it
Cunt had it coming.
This is karma. She better go and stay go.
>>8582320
>he almost fires a crashbomb in his rage before stopping himself
I am NOT OUTDATED!!
>>8582340
...You're lucky it's Dr Light who reprogrammed me.
>>8582319
>set to offline
>???
>profit
>>8582380
>>8582387
Well, let it to give you a good laugh. Jungo ain't me, have fun.
>>8582328
You haven't even had a cookie in ages!? What did you do!?
>>8582380
Here.
>>8582386
This.
>>8582380
>>8582380
>>8582380
>sneaks by
>>8582400
>Junko shitposting starts
>Hoshi himself appears
pottery AND clockwork
>>8582405
Yeah, imma go have some fun watching animu, see ya.
>>8582380
>>8582380
Yo.
>>8582370
Hey, I'd love to keep talking about concerts, but I'm getting kind of tired and should probably head to bed... See you later, Kaito!
>>8582387
Bye
>>8582386
But other people do, enjoy your share and let the universe run it's course.
>>8582380
I'm tired though
THE TIME FOR MATURITY IS OVER!
>Calls pizza hut
Yes I'd like to order a million NO FIFTY MILLION LARGE PIZZAS! YES TO THIS ADDRESS
"1200 HUNGER GAMES STREET"
HAHA WHAT NOT HG?
>>8582380
>>8582320
>Her attention moves to the other bird and she makes a squawk of her own.
Chiii!
>>8582359
Then I might very well be a Daemon myself then. In mind if not in body.
>>8582392
Either you are lying or you are insecure about your existence. You may not be obsolete now. But one day you will be. Even I will be a burden to the new world one day. Remember that well, machine./
>>8582380
>
>Not anymore, I'm going to do something else.
>>8582387
>>8582429
I'l find that guy on my own then.
>>8582419
>waves to
I summon _____
>>8582427
He actually gave her away to another anon a couple nights ago.
>>8582443
What not?
What are you even talking about?
>>8582454
>Waves back.
>>8582461
What do I want with me now?
>>8582455
Yuu
>>8582387
...
Why is it that none of the people here ever heed any warning that's given to them? Are you all wishing for a bad time, or is this some sort of gathering grounds for criminals?
>>8582411
I've murdered a group of people with tennis balls. Haven't you ever heard of the "Killer Tennis" massacre? It was all over the news. That was me they were referencing.
>>8582473
This.
I'm enjoying the shitposting too much to participate.
>>8582443
This is the most autistic post I've seen in 5 minutes
>>8582427
Not Hoshi.
I'm Nino.
>>8582453
I know we all will, I'm not stupid! But not now!
>>8582477
Hey Metal, where's the boss?
>>8582442
>Kissu
>>8582443
Answer the door holding a shotgun in the nude, dildos glued all over my body. Then tell the delivery boy to not turn this meal for two into a snuff film.
Watch as he runs n enjoy my pizza, dildos n all.
Aight, back.
Gorey Gauntlet XXI
First 36, may bump if necessary.
>>8582564
Inkling
>>8582564
Nino
>>8582564
Fujibayashi Kyou
>>8582564
Reigen Arataka
>>8582564
Cinnamon Roll
>>8582564
Maria and Harusame
>>8582564
kys baron
>>8582564
Agrias Oaks
>>8582564
Astaroth
>>8582564
Senshougahara
>>8582564
Oda Nobuyuki
>male
>>8582564
Double Doos
>>8582564
Rokurou Rangetsu
>>8582564
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8582564
YoRHa No.9 Type S
>>8582564
Widdly 2 Diddly
>>8582564
BUBBLE WIZARD
>>8582564
Ryoma Hoshi
>>8582564
Kaiko
>>8582564
Erika
>>8582564
Elias Ainsworth
>>8582564
Red Mage
>>8582496
>She smiles at such a ridiculous statement and covers her mouth with one of her hands to try to contain her laughter
>It doesn't work out too well on her end
Muahahaha! I'm sorry, but that just sounds too silly. I know it's true, there are many ways to kill someone, but it's still a funny way to go.
>>8582564
Thorfinn
>>8582564
Pit
>>8582564
Roadhog
>>8582564
Gandalf the Pug
>>8582564
Solid Snake
>>8582564
Yugi
>>8582564
Marie Bell Breguet
>>8582564
Zangetsu
>>8582611
KEEP DANCING
>>8582564
Nonon Jakuzure
Kill, fuck, marry.
>>8582564
Glaceon butt
>>8582564
Kamui
Male
>>8582564
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8582564
Damon Gant
>>8582564
Metal Man
>>8582669
>No exposed thighs
HERESY
>>8582564
poached eggs man
>>8582564
Sticky Fingaz
>>8582534
Anon, can you not?
>>8582564
Tsuchinoko
>>8582564
Crashman
>>8582564
Froze
>>8582564
Yukine
Tres mas.
>>8582688
>>8582630
You think that's funny? People lost their lives. I've lost every hope and dream I've had from that incident, and yet you think this is some kind of joke? You're sick in the head, kid. What makes you laugh at something that's not funny in the slightest?
>>8582564
Succ
>>8582706
Who said I was an anon~?
>>8582728
10/10 would commit war crimes for.
>>8582665
not an entry by the way
>>8582656
>>8582726
Gilgamesh
>>8582564
Sabine
>>8582564
Merak
>>8582731
Oh, you again. Well I couldn't tell since you were lurking out of sight like that
>>8582665
kill kill kill
>>8582726
i agree
>>8582729
Mau... Sorry, sorry. Guess I'm still a bit sick in the head. But it's kinda funny to go out like that when there's artillery and such that exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blT9VIsGWbw
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>8582784
Yes.
>>8582818
I accept this challenge.
>>8582767
you got a guy in?
>mfw he doesn't know how to drift
>>8582818
Gorey can you do me a favor this game and save the images as a jpg?
You don't have to but I'd appreciate it a lot.
>>8582814
You expect me to have access to military-grade machines? What kind of person expects that from another? You're not making yourself out to be as innocent as you look.
>>8582818
I'm ready whenever you are.
>>8582767
>>8582611
>>8582818
>>8582818
Tch. It'll do.
>>8582818
Alright... let's get this over with. Kinda feel sorry for Crash that he gotta face a cool guy like me.
>>8582621
>gropes
>>8582818
I'm ready
>>8582832
Uh... no?
>>8582857
Thanks.
>>8582818
Let's start!
>>8582851
Oh yeah sure, no problem. Shit internet?
>>8582857
Gotcha.
Starting ASAP.
>>8582818
Let's do this.
>>8582925
Hi Kamina
>>8582933
Kamina fags a furry?
>no longer likes Kamina
>>8582852
All of us have some kind of dark in them. I'm back to my old self as a baker. Mostly.
>>8582914
>Yee. Thanks mate.
>>8582933
>>8582925
I have a feeling who this is...
>>8582773
I know I just wanted to surprise you~
>>8582952
>snaps the anons neck
BLOODBATH!
Not-so-Solid Snake
That dinosaur ate well on the first day.
No, don't ask me who the god of furries is. Assholes.
Merak really wanted that booty call, too.
That's symbolic of every time I play DDD in OJ.
Mokou already pissing off the wrong people.
Hoshi is one lucky fucker.
>>8582952
Late, sorry. Widdly's filler anyways.
>>8582945
What do you mean by that? If you've done what I think you've done, then I doubt you can go back to living a peaceful life. Criminals...have no place in society.
>>8582989
Lucky? What's lucky about dragging two others into my own plans? They've done nothing to deserve this.
>>8582975
Because that's exactly what I need, surprises.. so is there something you want?
>>8582989
Hey, watch where you're throwing that paper with the squiggles on it!
>>8582989
Yeah, you two have fun with that.
>>8582989
G-get off my face!!
>>8582989
There's water in the air you know and yes, I am just that good.
>>8583027
Big Sister? A-Are you okay?
>>8582989
Time to start.
>as Snake dons his trusty box, a giant ball rolls over him. Afaint "ahh!" is heard by Crashman as he rolls through
>>8582989
A dark team... Man, that takes me back.
>>8583002
Don't people say the more the merrier? I'd gladly be our leader for this one. "Darkness" fits me pretty well.
I won't judge if you decide to play solo though.
>>8582989
>Falls to the ground and is knocked out, unable to actually do anything right outside of the starting gate
Mau...
>>8583002
Hey, everything is fair in love and war ya know. In this case, war.
>>8583020
Yeah, you~
>>8583041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEvJmI7uJ-g
DAY 1!
Kyou completely disrespecting her elders.
Oda the demon hunter
The witch and the wizard meet.
Probably Roadhog's.
Your magic won't save you from an oil drum to the cranium.
Anybody have eggman kun's entry image
Need it for reasons
>>8583041
So thats how samus did it!
>>8583046
I'm not going to subject you two with this "dark" team. Why throw away everything you've built up just because you think you're "dark"?
>>8583053
You wouldn't be saying that if you've paid for what you've done. Whatever. It's not my plan to lecture you. I'm not better than you are anyway.
>>8583074
Why're they making me do this in the first place? Can't his wife take my place instead?
>>8583074
AAAH!!
>Scrambles to the ground for the coin.
>Picks it up and stares at it, over-joyed. Her tail starts flicking back and forth.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YEEESSS!!
YESSSSS!!!!!
>>8583039
Someone laid waste against my face...
>>8583074
This is a stupid movie.
>>8583066
Besides that
>>8583074
What did I ever do to any of you?!
>>8583092
Thanks mate
>>8583074
I'll just, um, l-leave the way I entered. Don't want to interrupt anything.
>slowly backs away up the hole
>>8583107
Are you hurt at all? Do you need healing?
>Elise gets her healing staff out, and prepares to use it
...
Full force riot when?
They keep asking if im back, yeah im thinking im back!
>>8583074
>deploys wings and flies to a nearby tree.
W-Was that a shadow I saw below? Man, that was spook-
>Turns down. It's too late.
>>8583101
Hey! Don't mistake me for some emo teenager or something. I don't "think" I am dark. I *know*. I have gazed into the abyss itself
Besides... even if I didn't. It's all just fun and games, who cares really?
>>8583142
>It's Yin confirmed
NIGHT 1
She rolled a 9.
I don't think he's the one to get scared easily.
Nino got inspiration, it seems.
All those men...all that unprotected sex...
I would, too, if everyone started avoiding me.
She probably bounced off that gigantic rack.
>>8583105
...H-Her?
>>8583142
I did Costanza and it only got 0.1%, so...now.
>>8583074
Hmph.. Here, just don't go getting yourself killed and losing it.
>>8583101
I know it seems bad, really! But I had no control over myself I swear.
I just wanted to do good for my people. But war is... Ya know, war.
>>8583142
eggman-kun has no need for validation
>>8583159
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
>>8583142
>Guts got 100%
>Eggman-kun got 0.0
Fuck this world, I want off!
>>8583159
>The inkling Scares the socks off Hoshi.
>She also trips him while trying to scare him
>>8583159
Huh? You seriously want to write something cheesy like 'girlz rule'? Pfft..
>>8583108
Aww but pit! I thought good boys will help a girl in need~
>>8583159
Hot enough for you?
>>8583159
Maaauuuuu, here it coooooooomes!
>She yells as she holds her hand up in the air, mass energy forming from her hands to form a giant ball of light.
>>8583159
*cough*
I didn't think... I'd have survived... Since when squid became so frightful.
>Looking down she doesn't see the girl ahead of her. The girls bounces off her breasts when she turns down.
Oh... Hum... Hi!
>>8583159
Still better than nothing.
>>8583159
Ugh... how long will it take me to clean all this crap?
>>8583211
>turns down
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
>>8583223
Her rape impules, duh!
>>8583223
Pewpewoewpew
DAY 2!
You're pissing off the wrong people, Saki.
Maybe you shouldn't be playing so many video games after all.
*coughlapdancecough*
DINDU NUFFIN
Ah, yes, fence with the swordsman. Brilliant idea.
I'm convinced people just enjoy fucking with Hoshi.
If anyone here would know how to DM, it'd be him.
>>8583223
I dunno, people do pretty stupid things without thinking you see.
>>8583236
I thought I turned *those* down.
>>8583146
Really now. You've may have gazed into it, but you don't have one sitting deep inside of you, eating away at everything until you feel less like a human and more like a monster.
Besides that, that other succubus makes you look like a good guy. I've yet to see you do anything damning.
>>8583159
You're not spooking anyone. You all look ridiculous.
>>8583164
Truth be told, I don't really know anything about war. But if you're trying to do good, well, I don't think anyone can stay mad at someone that bakes while smiling.
HG im gonna need you to lose 40 pounds in 16 minutes.
>>8583123
I don't need i-it...no reason to waste a resource.
>>8583251
This smelly dog has found something....
>>8583251
I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT.
>>8583251
I used to love grooving on this. Wanna join me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyQUCYl-ocs
>>8583208
And how would I help you, exactly?
>>8583251
This seems like a bad ide- no, definitely bad idea
>>8583264
I can do you one better.
*shoots u and throws u out of the thread.*
I just lost 200.
>>8583251
Very funny. Now please untie me.This rope's beginning to hurt my arms.
>>8583251
I still don't see the point of the chair when I can cast lightning...
>>8583251
>the Inkling doesn't know how to play D&D
>Nobody taught her how to play
>She is confused throughout the entire session
>>8583302
post inkling thighs
>>8583251
The hell did you do that for?
>>8583304
>(This is all I got really)
>>8583251
T-this has no logic... Aaaaah!
So whens the barbecue?
>>8583251
There was a reason, it's because I don't like her face.
NIGHT 2!
He's gonna rust y'know.
The Cult of Succ
Forget what I said about merely fucking with Hoshi.
You guys are being kinda mean reading love letters out loud like that.
>>8583264
Nigga, your neck reaches down to your collarbone. Fix that shit first.
>>8583321
ok deal
What happened to Aussa?
>>8583251
>She tries to play to the best of her ability but fails horribly, making horrible sounds.
>>8583261
Mau... It went all downhill really fast. But hey, I learned some pretty valuable things with military grade weapons and newfound powers.
So that's a plus.
>>8583332
>(And this I guess?)
>>8583331
You disgust me.
>>8583331
Wow, he actually did it, what an idiot.
>>8583331
I dare not think who could have wrote such a thing.
>>8583331
I'm definitely not going to cult, especially one devoted to the girl that's been grabbing me and holding me like a small animal
>>8583327
You're not on the team, so you don't get any, but in case you're wondering the inkling girl burnt all the meat.
>>8583331
Yo-you're a monster! Why're you letting me suffer like this!? What have I done to you?
>>8583283
>>8583331
>>8583373
>She looks into his eyes with a hyponotic gaze
Guess~ Cmon Pit, it'l be fun!
>>8583369
>>8583331
Whoever it was, they sure got a fancy for you alright. They should probably right a good song next time, it'd make singing it out better.
>>8583356
>Aussa
>>8583369
Even if you plan to reject them, someone poured their feelings into that letter so don't treat it lightly. I'm out of here.
DAY 3!
Stop moping and go talk to people.
Thorfinn the gentleman.
Probably not since lesbians. Also, one's a whore.
Literally me playing OJ.
>>8583351
The extremely epic "OD" meme
>>8583382
...Wait, does "succ" come from "succubus"? I always thought it was just a bastardization of "suck."
>>8583389
For the love of God, do not give them more ideas!
>>8583392
>>8583354
That is great and all, but you'll never use that information ever again. If you try using militaristic weapons on earth you'll get thrown in jail. Then who'll bake for all your friends back at home?
>>8583252
Oh... you meant...
Well... I was talking about the cool and edgy darkness. Not that gloomy stuff you humans experience...
...
It's a metaphor right? You don't have an eldritch horror living inside you for real, right? ahah
>>8583331
Could you write something more vanilla than that? I wanna puke... hugh
>>8583391
>(But i'm not Aussa)
>(First people think i'm Bolin, and now Aussa, Ugh.)
>>8583431
>Tricky
>>8583382
I'm only sworn to one person, and that's to the service of Lady Palutena as the captain of her guard
>>8583399
Wait, did we end up in antarctica?
>>8583399
>After she throws eggs at them she giggles.
Hey, what're you going to do about? Nothing? Yeah that's right, keep on walking 'egghead'.
>>8583437
N-no, she's always mad!
>>8583431
>Baron
>>8583374
You guys didn't think of inviting me as say a peace meeting?
>>8583436
>>8583454
:c
>Len
>>8583399
Whore ? Come on? Whores don't do it for free as far as I know.
>>8583420
Meant for : >>8583261
>>8583420
I'm not an expert on the paranormal, but there has to be something evil living in a person that's committed murder before. I wouldn't blame you if you treated me like one of those eldritch guys. I deserve nothing but death at this point.
>>8583431
You know what sucks, I can't think of anything to say to make you feel better.
>>8583462
>Jesus
>>8583399
Don't be silly, I'm just finding the kid's parents.
>>8583403
That's what I said, and shouldn't you be telling someone else that?
>>8583399
Yep!
>>8583399
Oh, if only they were voodoo~
>>8583442
Oh my, cute AND strong to boot!
NIGHT 3!
Yes, knife duel the guy in a hi-tech suit of armor. You're all so intelligent.
Oh my God, I still have not fixed that gasoline. Fuuuuuuuck me, YOU'RE BOTH STILL ALIVE!
Someone really, really likes Rokurou.
>>8583448
Isn't it like 6 am in Germany?
>>8583467
Right, right...so, uh, how much?
>>8583399
>Loses half of her stars
>>8583413
Mau, that really depends on where you are in the world, and the skies are always free.
But I really do have no use for my weapons nowadays.
>>8583487
...yeah, why?
>>8583473
c:
>>8583476
:c
>>8583487
>The inkling wakes up as a piece of Calamari
>>8583487
That was completely stupid. I won't let you convince me to try that again.
>>8583487
Not quite sure what a phone is, but these cups are getting tangled around my body due to this stupid string sticking out of the bottom.
>>8583472
Oh okay! You *just* killed someone. Phew, I thought it was something serious.
You humans should really chill out really, rules are softer than you think in this universe.
Say do you want a drink? A beer will make you feel better I'm sure.
>>8583487
That's what I'm telling you. I *don't* have a price.
Besides, If I wanted to earn money like that, I'd have just gone next door.
>>8583497
Hey look, it's the -good- squidgirl.
>>8583487
I don't really like wizards. They're unnatural!
... Mau, I mean, I'm unnatural too. But still!
>>8583545
What does mau sound like?
>>8583487
That guy is a weirdo, like.. Stay fifty feet away at all times type weird.