MURDEROUS GAMES 213
>>>FIRST 48
>IMAGE
>NAME
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)
>>8580297
Artoria Pendragon
Guys being Dudes
Reigen Arataka
Guys Being Dudes
Caroline and Justine
Nazarick
>>8580297
Monoko
>>8580297
Ryoma Hoshi
Guys Being Dudes
>>8580297
Muffet
HIVE
Bad News Barrett
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
Freebirds
>>8580297
Fujiwara no Mokou
FREEBIRDS
Hisui Hearts
The Great Tomb of Nazarick
Aura Bella Fiora
>>8580297
Avenger
GToN
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Guys Being Dudes
>>8580297
Damon Gant
GBD
Aku
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Freebirds
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8580297
Captain Falcon
guys being dudes
Icey
Freebirds
Classy Raven
The fabulous Izaya Orihara
Freebirds co-leader
>>8580297
Tutorial boss Kaito
Nazarick
>>8580297
Male Neo
Guys being dudes.
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
Nazarick
>>8580297
Astaroth
Freebirds
>>8580297
MC Ride
>>8580297
Sanmoto Rokurouzaemon
>>8580297
Jack Gallagher
The Aces
>>8580330
How can I be certain you're not their mysterious leader?
Sol Badguy
Murica. Let's get on the board before this show ends.
Pit
Haru
Freebirds
>>8580297
Swampy
Nazarick
>>8580297
Merak
Guys Being Dudes
>>8580297
Mitsurugi
WOTS
Haitch
Freebirds
Marie Bell Breguet
Fabulous Freebirds
Airi Ban
Freebirds
Smug Pupper
Guys being dudes
Nova
Tensa Zangetsu
Guys being dudes
Kongou
Freebirds
Rokurou Rangetsu
Zetsubou Sensei
Guys beings dudes
>>8580297
Shoebill
The Aces
poached eggs man
Senshougahara
>>8580297
Silent Sorceress
Nazarick
>>8580297
Junko Enoshima
FREEBIRDS
>>8580297
Soki
WOTS
>>8580297
HEE HO
Soul Warrior Thorfinn
>>8580297
Strong bad
late grimes, can i please have a spot fellas?
YoRHa No.2 Type B
SETH
Mami's tits
Freebirds
>>8580353
You'll just have to trust me
CHAOS
Great Tomb of Nazarick
BRAAP
>>8580297
The Oldertaker
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ms7xcSRDsMo
>>8580344
ZA WARUDO
Kitten
Freebirds
Haha, welcome to /trash/ fags
CHECK
>>8580426
>Welcome
...Uh... We've been here for a while.
But thanks I guess.
>>8580428
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8580428
I would love to give my spot to this human
>>8580350
>>8580398
>>8580426
2 years late for that one.
>>8580438
> for a while
we've been here since the beginning of trash buddy
>>8580428
I'm not in it but gopd luck everyone!
>>8580428
>>8580318
Nazarick, please
>>8580428
I see no issues.
Let's get on with it.
Inkling
>>8580438
Really? It was the first thread on the catalog sorted by creation date but maybe i made a mistake
>>8580428
Even if I know I'll die immediately.. I'll still fight for this cause, so please continue.
>>8580428
I can sense some great evil power within that black guy... Neat.
I'm ready, let's go
>>8580428
The odds are against us a bit here, but not as badly as some of the other factions. Lets give them hell.
>>8580428
>Hisui puts on his goggles
Alright, time to kick some ass!
>>8580428
For the nice barbecue afterward.
>>8580428
Just want to know, does the term one man army ring any bells? Let's get down to business.
>>8580428
Good luck everyone.
>>8580297
Soviet Spy
American
>>8580342
Kaito, you look different somehow...did you get a haircut? There's something really off here.
>>8580454
That sounds like a while to me.
>>8580475
did you just make that folder because I was on the verge of creating mine today famalan
>>8580342
Wew, im the only seeing some weird oc pic instead of kaito?
>>8580503
He spent too much time in the pool. That's what happened.
>>8580450
Done.
>>8580460
Got it.
>>8580504
Got it.
BLOODBATH
>>8580462
Seems you missed out again calamari.
>>8580464
We're making new threads when required.
>>8580342
mooooooot
>>8580513
Yeah I just finished it.
>>8580508
it's been an eternity....:^(
What's better than this?
>>8580428
>Neo gives a thumbs up.
>She can't wait for the barbecue.
>>8580538
rip, enjoy yourself then.
>>8580530
It doesn't matter how I do it, as long as I get there in one piece.
>>8580530
Alright, first things first; finding an inn.
>>8580530
Oh goody, just in time to be killed by some balloon-breasted bimbo.
>>8580530
>>8580555
>There indeed was a Barbecue
>>8580530
We're back at this again.
>>8580551
freezy pops
>>8580530
This is certainly less comfy than riding an Hydra, but hey, I guess i'll have to get used to horses...
>>8580560
>thumbs up
>>8580530
One gun. One chance. I like how this is turning out.
>>8580441
>It didn't mess up their image.
O-oh..
>>8580503
I don't really know what to say... Except for, that's not me.
>>8580515
>Everyone is seeing it..
>>8580530
Huh..? Wait a minute..
>Kaito stares at the chunk of fake gold and sighs.
It's worthless..
>>8580527
Hahahahahah, kys
>>8580530
>>8580428
I'm ready to scout all perimeters and ensure that this certain faction of humanoid remains won't fall to all the others.
>>8580530
See? Shouldn't have tried something when I've got pod-153 to back me up when required. He'll take care of all ranged combat, or well... I'm pretty sure the gatling gun module will provide sufficient suppo-
>YoRHa No.9 Type S is suddenly interrupted by the robotic pod notifying him of a certain danger. "9S, there's an explosive underneath your feet, proceed with caution or else I'll have to take you to the bunker for repairs."
>>8580450
Thanks, I'll dedicate the Freebirds' victory in your name.
..Whatever your name possibly is.
ANYHOW.
TIME FOR THE FINAL SHOWDOWN.
>>8580185
I'm quite a fan of both, although I have a slight preference over the later.
But do you know what I like even more ? Teaching lessons. That's right, since I'm a great guy I like to give away education for free to make this world a better place to live in.
You and your boys, are about to learn lesson #1.
"Thou shall not shag with Seth Schtuppin' Rollins".
>>8580226
Oh shut up. Nobody gave you the permission to open your dirty mouth and suck up to some no name's petty claim.
But I guess that's what you love to do, between literally whos.
You dirty scumbags almost made me miss this game, but once again my shining popularity granted me another shot at sending each and every single one of you back to developmental.
>>8580530
That's why padlocks exist, you stupid idiot.
>>8580573
I too know that feeling
>>8580613
Seth, where's your fanfic?
>>8580530
DAY ONE
>>8580589
But it has your name and everything. If that isn't you, then why would someone lie about it? Nobody would actually be crazy enough to do that...
>>8580638
Leave this to me, I was the best damn animal tracker back home.
>>8580638
Huh? I don't really get the insult..
>>8580628
..Working on it.
>>8580638
Whatever that means, I just hope I don't wake up in a hospital bed.
Or.. worse, not wake up at all.
Yikes.
>>8580613
Hm. That's a lesson I don't particularly care to learn. We'll have to wait and see how this whole thing goes. The better faction will prevail. Once that happens then we can talk about life lessons. Until then, good luck, and don't get too cocky.
>>8580638
It's nice to get out and enjoy spending time with others. You may be from a different faction, but factions are only skin deep. Friendship is to the bone.
>>8580638
So... I gues this is some kind of "battle royale" huh? So my first target's gonna be the bored looking blondie... but where could she be...?
>>8580638
So. I suppose the end is coming up. Good luck, you're gonna need it.
>He holds the battered Winchester under the table the whole game.
>>8580619
To be honest, it's a feeling I haven't experienced in a while, so I guess it was just the world leveling things out again. Even so, it's damned inconvenient. You felt that many times before, or no?
>>8580665
I-it's just a glitch or something Haru.. If you look closely it's me..
>>8580638
Yes yes! This will all do you great, I'll be sure to get in contact with the others to have your shipments to you.
>>8580534
But the brand new thread had like 80 replies, what happened?
>>8580638
40 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
>>8580727
Purpose of reusing images
>>8580730
...You didn't have to shoot her. Adding a body count will only get us in the slammer until we rot.
>>8580730
Being a tutorial boss is the worst.. Even when you kill the hero they just get revived..!
>>8580730
>Hisui turns the woman into a pincushion by assaulting her with arrows of energy until she falls
Alright, let's take what we can get and get the hell out of here before any of her allies get here.
>>8580730
Okay, so I put the bullet here and... Don't move okay? Right now, 1..2... NO WAIT ! The Sun!! It doesn't count, let's switch pla-
>fucking dies.
>>8580730
Well at least it was Captain Falcon that beat me, it's not embarrassing to lose to him
>>8580638
>>8580667
Then just leave it to me to down it once we find it.
>>8580730
A night of the hard stuff is great for the mind.
>She sleeps in front of everyone
>snoring so goddamn loud
>>8580713
Ohh, now I see! Thanks, Kaito! I'm not sure how that works but if it's really you then that's great news and you don't have some weird impersonator!
>>8580730
Hey! We're on the same team! You should be more careful next time, or else you'll regret it!
>>8580781
>Stuff your mouth with cock to shut you up.
>>8580730
DAY TWO
*distant mokou noises*
THREE. THREE FUCKING MISSED GAMES.
NOPE, IM FUCKING DOING IT LADS. FUCK ME FOR WATCHING KITCHEN NIGHTMARES RIGHT?
>>8580793
We did tell you. Maybe you should kill yourself.
>>8580781
>puts a sock into your mouth.
Jeez, I've seen damned souls making less noise than you.
>>8580781
It's time to wake up, sleepyhead! You're being way too loud, so we have to stop you from bothering everybody else!
>>8580792
What did you expect? Nobody in the right mind would want to see this ragtag group perform mime tricks.
>>8580793
You should've paid attention you fucking retard.
>>8580764
Don't have to worry about crap like that if we just take what we came here for and leave, short stuff.
>>8580777
Got it. Don't screw it up.
>>8580781
>Gives her a nudge in the ribs with his foot
Oi, knock it the hell off with that..
>>8580792
>He shoots a single arrow at her throat and walks away
>>8580782
It's me, I just was the victim of a glitch, it happens when you're old like me.
>>8580792
My aim is really great, huh? Too bad it won't matter..
>>8580781
>gets up and smacks her in the back of the head to wake her up
Quiet down cyka
>>8580792
I think I know what's coming next.
>>8580705
Eh, not really. I just like to find opponents that are strong enough and even then I'm never satisfied.
>>8580730
Not that I had much on me to begin with. I guess that's it for my sword this round.
>He reaches under his pillow, retrieving his last weapon.
Down but not out.
>>8580792
>He decides to make sure his shots are accurate.
>One. Two. Three.
>He empties the gun into Sips, making sure the first is fatal.
>>8580793
>Keep an eye on the thread my man. That's all I can say.
>>8580792
ARENA EVENT
LET'S GO FREEBIRDS
>>8580832
Stay down. It's better for you that way.
>>8580832
Trust me. I won't miss a dog.
>>8580873
A wall of flames, good thing we were alerted.
>>8580782
If you had your wits and your sights with you, you would know that I do not respond well to threats. Or have you forgotten about what I did to The Hive for defying me?
>>8580792
This time, I won't miss. Tell me, clairvoyant. Did you foresee your demise? Why didn't you move to avoid it?
>>8580873
All in all, this was a step forward for us.
>>8580832
Don't you think there'll be wanted signs? Bounties and whatnot are popular around these parts. Our lives are going to be a lot more difficult because someone couldn't remember their trigger discipline.
>>8580873
I-I've...tried. S-Sorry for failing you guys once again.
>>8580792
What sound does a mokou make
>>8580812
>she takes the sock out of her mouth
WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?
>>8580820
>Slaps
Shut up, I almost die!
>>8580832
>she gets mad
Oh c'mon, I was trying to goddamn sleep and now everyone is annoying me!
>>8580841
>puts the sock she got from the blue demon looking thing and slaps you with it
>>8580793
Pay more attention.
>>8580920
"mooo"
>>8580873
>He's taken by surprise by the cattle, tripping before dying in the typical way us fire wielders die in HG. His last trace, the Winchester, is rendered useless by the stampede.
>>8580781
>Silently watches from distance
>>8580920
Mokou doesn't make sounds. She just dies.
>>8580920
>>8580873
>The burning tribute kind.
>>8580792
>>8580832
>she just stands there gurgling and flailing at the wound with all five arms pathetically
>>8580920
The same sound she makes when I'm fucking her in bed.
>>8580837
But you seem really young! I hope you aren't one of those weirdos that look like they're 20 but are actually 10,000 years old.
>>8580902
Well, I wasn't the one that shot a teammate...that would have brought down our chances of winning if I didn't happen to be wearing that vest.
>>8580923
>Haru jumps back and looks pretty upset at being whacked in the face.
I'm sorry...but you shouldn't just slap people in the face no reason!
>>8580923
I don't think you can kill someone with a sock... Unless you're Mcgyver or something.
Sorry sweetie, I was just trying to tone down the volume a bit.
I didn't want to wake you up.
>>8580873
12 tributes remain.
Freebirds: 12 -> 3
Dudes: 11 -> 4
Nazarick's: 10 -> 1
Unaffiliated/Other: 9 -> 3
Aces: 3 -> 1
HIVE: 1
Muricans: 1
Soul Warriors: 1 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
NIGHT TWO
>>8580873
>Hisui runs as fast as he can from the wall of flame, cursing the space whale worshipped in his world while swearing at no one in particular until it stops.
>He collapses to the ground, relieved and still swearing up a storm.
>>8580895
>Quoted me twice, senpai.
>>8580915
Oh, calm down. There's no one around to see us do it now, right? Look, I'm just gonna take my share of her crap and go. Stay if you want.
>>8580923
You're annoying us with your loud as hell snoring, you idiot! And who the hell would sleep out here anyway!
>>8580873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8t2VxWLGbI
>>8580978
...Urgh. That's the last face I wanted to see. I'm glad that damned bitch is dead...
>>8580971
Good. You came prepared then. If you died to my obvious attempt at your life then you could take solace that you died at the hands of someone who knows what has to be done.
>>8580984
It doesn't matter anymore. I've already died. Everything is left to my teammates at this point. Remember that killing someone without any good reason is a deathwish.
>>8581008
>Distant autistic arrow-in-throat gurgling continues in background
>>8580971
Huh? No, I'm just old for what I am, I'm obsolete.. I'm not even worth being made to version four.
>>8580847
Well, if we manage to avoid being blown up in the next game, perhaps our paths will cross, and I will prove to be a worthy adversary...
>>8580978
THE FEAST
It always comes after such a wonderful arena event.
>>8581036
Can't ever be too safe with this stuff.
>>8580971
You are ANNOYING AS HELL, that's my reason to slap you
>>8580974
Whatever you are, you should know that putting socks on people's mouth is not healthy for a mouth, what if someone touched a shit with that sock?
>>8580984
I-I... just fall at sleep in my way home..
>>8581032
As should I, farewell.
>>8581036
>yfw Barrett pulls off the two in a row
what would happen if I join your side
>>8581032
>huggu the Raven
>>8581036
Well there goes the last cultist for Nazarick. Guess this is what they call rooting for your enemy now isn't it. Even if they are all a bunch of cockroaches that even Kyouhukou wouldn't grace with his presence.
>>8581059
memes
>>8581017
Eh, can't really deny that, I guess. And I'm not one to go down without a fight, so you better pray as hard as you can for your team, shorty.
>>8581025
Nah, not that... Weird girl. I meant... Her.
>>8581036
Dammit... Who the hell... Made that steak..?
>Hisui vomits and collapses
>>8581049
What the hell is wrong with you!? Are you that damned tired!?
tfw you're a depressed piece of shit
>>8581049
It's mine so you don't have to worry about that...
Okay Okay ahah, don't give me that look.
How about a drink to wash off the sock's taste, huh? Do you like wine?
>>8581083
are you me
>>8581036
DAY THREE
>>8581009
Whatever...I'm already out of the game, so we're arguing about nothing at this point.
>>8581029
What? No! I don't know how all that android stuff works, but I'm sure you're good for it! I bet you'd impress a lot of people by upgrading.
>>8581049
But you barely know me! I don't think I've ever talked to you in my life, how would you know that I'm annoying?
>>8580923
>my helmet spins for a few seconds, then I try to grab it to stop with the helmet reversed and I adjust it so it is in the proper place once more
You should have kept that snoring down, then no smack in head debil...
>>8581093
>Kongou is accused of cheating
oh the irony
>>8581093
Cheating at cards now are you girly? That isn't too smart here.
>>8581075
?????
>her hands are covered in some sort of steak rub
>>8581099
It's not my choice whether or not I can get an upgrade, it's all decided by others.
>>8581093
>>8581114
Go ahead and end me then. I already gained what I was after.
>>8581109
>Huh?
>>8581062
>slips out of the embrace
Whoa, stop that. A "hello" will do quite fine next time.
>>8581093
8 tributes remain.
Unaffiliated/Other: 4 -> 2
Freebirds: 3 -> 2
Dudes: 3 -> 2
Aces: 1
HIVE: 1
NIGHT THREE
>>8581129
...
>Shoots an arrow at her heart(?)
>>8581142
Got some bravado behind you missy, but taking it to the grave won't do you much good.
>>8581146
This is pay back for the days ago beheading me.
>>8581146
DAY FOUR
>>8581135
...Oh. But that's not the point! I'm just saying that you don't need to be so hard on yourself and that you're worth the upgrade, even if you don't get to make that choice!
>>8581075
I've got faith in them. They're good people that are determined. Even if they don't win, I'll still be proud of them. Getting mad at them for not being blood hungry is ridiculous.
>>8581164
That implies that I expire as easily as anyone of your kind does. If only you knew half the truth. Death is an acceptable price to pay for my improvement.
>>8581154
..........
>she looks down
>the first arrow is still in her throat
>she makes more gurgles of confusion as the bottom pair of hands awkwardly clasp around the second arrow
>>8581075
Y-Yes.. playing video games all night is not a good idea..
>>8581086
Sounds like a good idea.
>>8581099
Your form to talk AND your look are annoying.
>>8581200
I'm not though, if I was I would have gotten it already. I'm fine with it though.
>>8581194
FINAL 4
HIVE
vs
NOVA
vs
ROKURO
vs
GUYS BEIN DUDES
IT ALL ENDS NEXT SLIDE
>>8581194
A hike to scout the land and enjoy the scenery I'd say this is definitely a pleasant change.
>>8581207
So you too seek improvement in these battles. So your working on your eye for cheating? I'd think you'd be working out a way to avoid death and switch places with another.
>>8581203
...Heh, you're a pretty alright guy.
>>8581210
>Hisui just stares in confusion at this point
...The hell is this thing?
>>8581214
Obviously! Go home and go to sleep instead of nodding off wherever and making a bunch of noise.
>>8581239
>God dammit.
>>8581239
Fucking spider bitch
>>8581214
Well, excuse you! You should try being nicer to people, it'll get you farther in life than being a stupid jerk!
>>8581222
Well...even if you're not on version four or whatever it was, I still like you all the same!
>>8581214
Alright!
>snaps her finger
>A bottle of wine and 2 glasses appears out of thin air.
>Pours a bit of liquor in both and gives you one.
Enjoy!
>>8581143
Sorry, I forgot my manners. Hello.
>bows
>>8581239
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS
>>8581241
There are many ways to victory alongside mindless slaughter. I wish to experience and undertake them all.
A fortunate thing death is all but permanent here, no? If only I could capture the energy controlling life and death and harness it for my own purposes...
>>8581277
It wouldn't change how I act, it'd just change my abilities as a singer..
>>8581251
You'd be wrong about that. I'm not someone you should be calling alright or any variation of it.
>>8581297
You MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
NO!!!
NO!!!!
NO GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>8581251
Mo-no-ko
>the effort of speaking causes the arrow in her throat to snap in two and fall out
>there doesn't seem to be a wound where it was
>>8581297
!?!?!?!
>>8581297
Fuck... thanks for hosting Yuno.
>>8581297
CONGRATULATIONS MUFFET!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlotdBbCSwU
HIVE
IS
ALIVE
>>8581288
>nods at the as-yet unknown being
Better.
>>8581315
Adequately done, player and host.
>>8581315
Thanks for the show.
Congratulation girl!
>>8581315
Thank you all so much for playing tonight.
I'd have to host at least 2 more games to get a winner tonight and I gotta be up early so I dunno if that'll happen.
I'll wrap these up tomorrow, if I can.
Point distribution coming up.
>>8581299
It is a pretty great catch that we can't die. Though it means I have to be stingy with my techniques to not give them all away.
>>8581315
Congratulations and Thanks for hosting.
>>8581297
>Oh God no this means I have a decision to make.
>Also sorry for not commenting on the slides but I've had schoolwork.
>>8581297
>How did I know it'd end like that?
>>8581302
Eh...? Are you trying to be cool or something now?
>>8581312
A-AH! What the hell is this thing!?
>Hisui takes aim at the creature once again and lets the arrows fly
>>8581315
Good one.
>>8581333
Thanks for the fight.
>>8581300
Wait, you're a singer? I didn't know that! That's so cool, Kaito! What kind of music do you sing?
>>8581333
Thank you for the game, Host! We'll win at the end of all, just wait!
>>8581315
>angry communist noises
>>8581297
How did this happen?
>>8581315
>>8581333
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>8581277
Well, YOU should stop waking up girls in midle of sleeping, or is your kind of fetish, weirdo?
>>8581285
>She drinks it
>She gets quiet for a few seconds
>>8581341
>She nods in approval
A wise choice. Never reveal what you are truely capable off untill a situation calls for it. Then we are similar in mindset.
>>8581333
HIVE receives a 50% point penalty since they've been eliminated. Half of 9 is 4.5, rounded to 5 points.
5 points to the HIVE for winning.
3 points to Guys Bein Dudes for most kills.
3 points to Warriors of the Soul for being the first to be eliminated.
The HIVE can place their new capital anywhere on the map, including in a position where there aren't any pins.
>Pins on top of stars cost 3 points
>Eggman-kun pins cost 2 points
>Claimed pins must be adjacent-ish
>No giving your points to other factions
>>8581315
Well that's a fine how-do-you-do.
Congrats!
>>8581333
Thanks for the games,host.
>>8581333
Ugh. Thanks for the game. I'm getting on that goddamn map one way or another.
>Congrats Gote. Also, checked.
>>8581315
>internally screams
>>8581315
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>8581351
If modesty's cool, then sure. I don't really care all that much about status.
>>8581385
Though, I've already revealed my last technique. So as long as no one was paying enough attention. I'm free to be cautious with it.
>>8581408
...Whatever. I got sabotaged, so I'm about to beat it. See you around, I guess.
>>8581382
So... Do you like it?
It's a bit cheap I know but I've grown to...
>drinks another glass
...Appreciate the taste.
...Another one?
>>8581393
As the rep for Guys Being Dudes, we'll take more of the freebirds territory. They need to be knocked down a few.
Empty world, it's just Europe.
What's going to happen, hg?
>>8581351
!!!!!
????
!?!?!?!
>all the shots are solid hits, but it doesn't really seem to do much
>she stares at the arrows
>then you
>then back at the arrows, and back at you
>this happens several times
>it then reaches down and picks the first broken arrow up off the ground and holds the two halves out, causing several others to break off in the process
...?
>Muffet seems incredibly shaken by the turn of events but manages to steady herself with a few calm breaths.
>>8581323
>>8581331
>>8581341
>>8581351
>>8581394
>>8581402
>>8581408
...Yes, thank you, dearies.
>>8581333
And thank you for hosting.
>>8581393
It appears I have a decision to make, as I'm not even sure any of the rest of my faction exists any longer. I suppose claim the "Pepper" pin capital, and each pin on either side. That should be quite fine, no?
>>8581393
>Siegfried corrects the mistake of not introducing himself like last time, as he rides upon Kilik's shoulders again.
Apologies for the previous gaffe, we at Warriors of the Soul will the take the other nearest Freebird capital as well two Dude pins from the north.
>>8581451
Nuke by Gandhi
>>8581393
>>8581436
I, Reigen Arataka, believe the two pins south of us will do. The normal one and the Eggman one.
>>8581416
That should not be an issue. I believe only a handful of these creatures are capable of correctly identifying a threat when they gaze upon it.
>>8581393
>>8581436
Seconding.
I say we take the 3 Freebirds pins right below us (not counting the starred one).
>>8581333
Hmmpf..
Good job.
>>8581393
Feels weird not being able to steal one of these for once.
Damn, I'm salty.
> as he says, spitting on the ground
I'm done for tonight.
I don't know how the card will be tomorrow when I wake up, but one thing remains clear: I'm not going down without a fight.
NGW
>If you could fuck any Ava you wanted, who would it be and why?
>>8581480
>you
>done
Haha!
>>8581467
Wait. That one still counts as an Eggman pin?
>>8581499
Okabe. No reason at all.
>>8581469
Suppose, that same mentality will blind you from seeing the chi in everyones body and how they position it. Some people can be completely calm, but have their chi focused just below their abdomen. Those people have their guards up at all times.
>>8581471
>>8581467
>>8581436
Well, we're clearly all in agreement.
>>8581503
Yes. It is still the win condition and is still worth 2 points.
Now then, how about that barbecue?
>>8581508
Guts, is that you?
>>8581456
Enjoy it while it lasts. I see your team suffer a third humiliating defeat soon. I hope that is true as time continues.
>>8581512
> Image
>>8581499
It's too obvious.
>>8581456
The one on the right is an eggman one (2 points)
>>8581516
>The inkling throws a barbecue on the ground, lights it and dances around the fire like a caveman
>>8581499
Avatar meaning the actual avatar and not avafag right?
>>8581516
I'm waiting for whoever brought the meat to start the grill up.
>>8581512
>>8581521
I do not believe that there is this ''chi'' present in any human's body and yet you are not the first that preaches this. Tell me then, warrior of an old world - Can you read mine?
>>8581544
>>8581548
It appears you're done waiting.
>>8581453
Alright, screw this and screw you, I'm getting out of here.
>Hisui runs off to parts unknown
>>8581552
Chi?
>>8581251
No thanks im fine now
>>8581435
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, give me another one! this is a pretty good wine!
>She seems drunk with only one cup
>>8581436
>>8581467
>>8581471
Dudes move south.
>>8581456
HIVE becomes ALIVE.
>>8581457
Warriors move west.
>>8581520
Vous auriez dû être avorté.
>>8581503
I've just been informed of such myself. As such, I rescind my previous statement and will take the "Pepper" capital and the two Nazrick directly to the left.
>>8581541
I am aware now, but thank you, dearie.
>>8581585
Ah, that is fine as well.
>>8581355
Whatever someone gives me to sing really, I don't have a set genre or anything..
>>8581544
>>8581558
>Ryoma looks at the thing dancing around meat that's totally engulfed in flames
Is this what having a barbecue is? I must have been incarcerated longer than I had thought.
>>8581585
Thank you, Hostess. It was a pleasure playing.
>>8581585
I think you did the warriors one wrong
>>8581565
...??
>she awkwardly shambles after him for a few steps
>and then falls over from the sheer amount of arrows stuck in her
>she looks down at the arrows, picks up some of them up, and again offers them out to the vague general direction he came from
..... ?
>she seems sad that the person left
>Junko is Freebirds now
>>8581544
I don't think that's the proper way of cooking meat...
>>8581552
You've already told me through your talk that you aren't normal. Something less akin to an animal or a human, just the body of a human.
All things considered your guard doesn't seem like it's up, but you've weapons hidden that you can reliable call upon without having to move your body much now don't you?
>>8581605
I do everything wrong.
But I already noticed what I messed up and I fixed it.
>>8581620
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
>>8581620
Not sure if meme, or srs
>>8581598
That's still really cool! You wouldn't happen to be performing any time soon, would you? I'd love to go to one of your concerts!
>>8581604
>>8581621
>The inkling throws the perfectly cooked hot dogs on a giant plate. They are only slightly burned.
>>8581640
Completely srs.
Did she join Freebirds cause her faction got fucked up?
>>8581640
SERIOUS YOU FUCKING AUTIST
>>8581569
Yeah That's the spirit! To think I just only got there and already made a drinking buddy
>gives you another glass overflowing with wine.
Sloth, drunkward... I already adore you. So what's your name sweetie?
>>8581656
She wants that Seth dick
>>8581656
You gotta suck dick if you want to get anywhere in the world
Alright anime girls. Step forward and sheathe my dick in your cooch.
>>8581656
So did she join just to be in a faction? Or is she doing another takeover from behind the scenes? If latter, what is her end goal? To make a specific faction win? Or to just ruin our factio s for her own fun?
>>8581621
I don't think we should expect non-humans to know how to grill meats.
>>8581645
...Thanks. I haven't had one of these in a good while.
>he takes a big bite out of the hotdog
The flame flavor is really nice. Thank you.
>>8581687
>Kamina
>Old Kuga
>>8581645
I'm not sure how you did that, specially after setting the meat on fire.
>>8581641
Huh? I don't really perform my own concerts.. I just get an occasional song or two on my sister's concerts.
>>8581568
Yes. Some spiritualists believe it is a hidden lifeforce present in every creature.
>>8581630
Just the body that is supposed to resemble a shape physically appealing to other humanoids. And that vexes me. I wish to be more than just an...
>A bitter pill swallowed. The emotionally stunted shipgirl.
You would not believe me even if I told you half of the truth. I used to be a puppet - Obedient to the words and rules of an entity I do not know even exists. And now I am alone in my efforts to carve out my own place in the new order.
>>8581726
>She gets up and starts walking closer.
Chiiii...
>>8581460
That would be fantastic, but I doubt that's going to happen.
Anywho, interesting colonization process so far.
Poland and Belgium in California?
Lithuania, Latvia, and Albania in Texas?
Italy and Ireland in Venezula?
God this is going to be a clusterfuck, though fittingly the Dutch have recolonized New Amsterdam.
>>8581687
You mean the English treat? Why would I put that in my couch?
>>8581704
>The inkling puts a finger over her mouth and makes a "shhhh" sound, and gives the boy a hot dog
>>8581701
>Old Kuga
?
>>8581726
I could easily believe that. Malak are much the same, though they know the beings controlling them, but can't do anything to stop it unless they develop enough of their own individualism.
>>8581656
>>8581671
>>8581680
>>8581696
Have you humans not seen what's behind this facade?
A beaten dog usually runs to the first safe haven he or she finds, correctly assessed or not. Let her. She might prove useful to our cause in a best case scenario and if not...Merely a stepping stone. A tool. A means means to an end.
>>8581757
Nigger was thirsty and you can ask him yourself he'll probably agree.
>>8581687
??
>>8581687
>Flips the bird
ITT: Ships you want to see happen.
>>8581796
Otto x Chibikko x You
>>8581776
You might think that, but if that woman is a stepping stone, it is apart of a bigger scheme. Do not turn your back on a woman who enjoys others despair.
>>8581796
Chocobo x Pico!
>>8581796
A cool flying airship!
>Junko joins the dogs and makes them the target of shitposting
>They die as a result
>She jumps to freebirds
>Everyone starts attacking them
>>8581796
Seth x Junko
>>8581723
Oh...maybe I'll have to come to one of your sister's concerts then and support the both of you! I hope they aren't too expensive or Kate would never forgive me.
>Haru
>>8581796
A good one.
>>8581827
Is it bad I want to build a model ship, and add rc helicopter motors to it for my own rc airship?