ITT: Pokemon are real.
Which is your favorite fish?
Unplayed characters will be removed from the character bin every two weeks.
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Previous thread: >>8573250
>>8577702
necrobert
>>8577702
necropert
>>8577702
Sylvie!
>>8577592
I could train with a champoin?
>>8577701
Yeah i am not supposed to though...
>>8577702
Starmie
birb quads pls
>>8577702
Zibel!
He's the best eel!
me
>>8577725
Yeah, are you two looking for a battle?
>>8577747
no me
>>8577702
...I dunno much about fish.
>>8577702
vapey of course
>>8577690
?
>>8577702
The one that didn't vomit on me.
>>8577702
None fish with left beef.
7s?
>>8577702
Remi obviously. Best fishgun and also hecka cute.
>>8577777
splets internall
>All of Pearl's Pokemon are now level 22. Charmander and Froakie have evolved, Azurill and Swirlix still haven't.
>>8577624
Why...?
>>8577553
Sorry, Diamond is your trainer. I can't do level grinding for you!
>>8577777
>Quint 7s
>Wew laddie that's.. both great and awful at the same time.
>I hope eels don't have bones.
>Payday: but an anchor this time
>A big solid gold fuggin anchor
>>8577748
Well I know I am.... Although I am really doubting myself right now.
>>8577813
Wh-
>>8577863
>PAIN
>PAIN
>PAINFUL EEL SCREECHES
>Roll to get the fug out.
>>8577840
>thousand yard stare.
This area is way above my level.
>>8577840
>Sqrl is still confuse.
...What is level grinding?
>Something thumps the bottom of Fishsail's boat hard enough to make it lurch
>>8577894
>Splet pistol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA internally and probably externally
ARE YOU OKAY?
>>8577932
is it the payday anchor?
>>8577894
>>8577937
Assuming you want that one, yes?
>>8577932
...What was that?
>>8577905
Yeah? That's why you get switched out! Or put on an EXP share!
>>8577918
Uh... Battling wild Pokemon over and over until your team is at the level you want
>>8577932
What was that?
>>8577937
>Pain.
>Rolling for bad things.
Fiiine. I just need a bit.
>>8577959
Yesss...
>Pelliper drops off a letter at the radio station
>This one also has an Alola stamp on it
>>8577962
...But what's Level?
>>8577882
>rub up against zorro
You did alright hon
>>8577748
Sure!
>>8577894
>>8577972
Boss?
>>8577962
I heard exp share where dangerous. I read a news article on Krickefeed that multiple pokemon had their brains turned into soup from those.
>>8577946
>internally ohgodwhat-s
>>8577959
..yes.
>>8577972
>Flop up against the eelfriend
Are you sure??
>Worried fishtol sounds
>>8577972
>Even.
>Well I didn't get to do A Thing but.
>DEF and HP cut in half.
>ACC lowered.
>>8578014
I'm fine. Can you help get the anchor down?
>>8578022
>Hug fishtol.
Fiiiiine.
>>8578037
...?
>>8577983
>See Pelipper
>Rush to Pelipper before odd doggo problems
>>8578037
Should've stayed in my cave.
>>8577882
>>8577993
Alright! Double battle it is!!
Go, Soleil, Ilios!
>Lvl 100 Heliolisk and Volcarona come out
>Volcarona uses Quiver Dance!
>>8578093
Eh, you don't seem all fine, boss
>Help with the anchor
>>8578108
>Pelipper hands him the letter
>Goes to sleep, waiting for a reply
>>8577983
>EXCITED HYENA SOUNDS
>>8578108
SQUARE!!
SQUARE!!
>>8578150
>Letter obtained
>Open it up...
>>8578151
It's a friendly square
>Pet doggo
>Resume opening eltter
>>8578037
>Theme
https://youtu.be/wCfWHqrYUqo
>also recaptcha
>wok
>not wank
>>8578020
Why'd you trust Krickefeed...?
>>8577986
Uh....
>Pearl types the question in on Google, opening the first link and handing Pachi his phone
>>8578138
uh oh! it is buffing it self!
>drought
>fireblast volcarona
>>8578037
>Worried fishtol sounds intensify
>>8578093
>Snuggle up to eelfriend
are you sure you're sure you're fine?
>>8578020
...What's Krickfeed?
>>8578207
>Assuming Google is being rather reliable with this
...So... it's a measure of how strong I am...?
...What's my level, then?
>>8578185
Oh...
Square friend??
>Sniffff snifffff
>Roll to not get hyena slobber on the letter
>>8578231
Boss? Boss?
>>8578207
Why not? All of their article have been true in the past.
>>8578237
A human news reporting site. It really publishes riveting articles.
>>8578141
Thaaaank you.
I'm fiiine.
>>8578228
Absolutely.
>Smooch gunfriend.
>>8578231
>>8578245
Uhhh...
Why today.
>>8578185
>Written by Fluffles
>"Thanks for confirming the delivery."
>"Good to know that my money got there safely. I was worried something would happen to it."
>"Although, I could have sworn I sent the ad with it. Either way, here's another copy:"
>Contains a hastily written ad for a store called "fluff and stuff"
>It is clear that the person who wrote it isn't very good at selling stuff
>>8578211
>You just fireblasted yourself
>Roll for whether you lit yourself on fire, I suppose
252 SpA Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales in Sun: 97-115 (33.7 - 40%) -- 40.9% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery
>I'll have the Heliolisk chill until Bork responds so it's not a 2v1
>Illios snickers and uses Quiver Dance again
>>8578271
Okaaaay.
>Fishy kisses for best eel
>>8578231
>SCAREDâ„¢
>>8578138
>hyper voice the volcarona
i'll go out and train a bit
>roll to find someone to fight
>>8578317
>is on fire
This is the second time this happened today....
>on fire
>launches another fireblast at Illios
>>8578245
>>8578271
>>8578318
>A massive limb rises from the ocean, water cascading down from it and onto the boat as it tries to gain purchase
>This water is indeed boiling hot - you could say it's raining fire right now.
>>8578412
>MH
I know this has been here since thread one but are we really bringing this back?
I'll play a fucking Kushala and wreck up Unova if we don't cut this out now.
>>8578242
Good doggo.
>>8578276
>Huh
>"Pretty bad ad"
>"But is not my saying if it should be modified"
>"Time for more pelipper mail"
>>8578150
>Mail written
>It's about improving the ad, with a few suggestions from someone not really a professional marketer
Could you get this please to the sender?
>Pay whatever P it asks me for
>>8578360
You want to battle?
>>8578318
>Fishy smooches back.
>>8578412
>Scared.
>THUNDER.
>2 and 4's miss for now.
>>8578412
Eh eh....
>No time for ehs
>get splashed
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>8578446
>Pelipper takes the letter and flies off
>>8578365
>Missed
>>8578322
>Crit
4 SpA Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Volcarona on a critical hit: 91-108 (29.2 - 34.7%) -- 7.3% chance to 3HKO
Good job!
> Ilios is going for a Fiery Dance on Sylvie
+2 252 SpA Volcarona Fiery Dance vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon in Sun: 322-379 (81.7 - 96.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>Heliolisk going for a Hyper Voice on Zorro
252 SpA Life Orb Solar Power Heliolisk Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales in Sun: 253-298 (88.1 - 103.8%) -- 25% chance to OHKO
>>8578433
(It's one plot for a small group of people that I discussed in advance and won't affect the rest of thread at all so I don't really see the problem, since it's not even being added to thread canon.)
>>8578412
>FISHY SCREAMING
>ICE BEAM AAAAAA
>>8578412
Ffffucking-
>Draco Meteor the fugging sea monster
>>8578488
>ko'd
.....
>again
>>8578488
>bad times ahead, KO'd
>>8578455
sure but i'm only one though
>>8578412
GET BENT
>PRISMATIC LASER
>>8578578
It will be fine I'm sure
>Moon sends out Weaville (level 100)
>>8578412
GAAAAAAAAAAH
>Waterfall the closest whatever of that thing
(But yeah, this is a way to get rid of Dalamadur forever so that there's not just the looming threat of a 1000' dragon in the ocean forever. And to clean up those Great Jaggis and Deviljho that were never addressed during the Sunnyshore shit. )
>>8578456
>Hit
>8578489
>I'm not sure how one would miss a fuckhuge snake so I'll count all attacks as hits
>Hit
>>8578492
>Ouch
>>8578591
>Laser'd
>Help me man killing off this shitpost character is gonna take forever
>fug
>>8578654
>Waterfall'd
>The Dalamadur attempts to smack Gask with its claw
>>8578624
Well here we go
>adri level 60
(sorry can't do the calcs rn)
>adri uses iron head on weavile
>>8578654
>>8578456
>>8578489
>>8578591
Two important notes about Dalamadur! They don't like dragons, and can potentally burrow
Tactical addendum: Try not to die and avoid the head!
>>8578766
>You wanted fish?
>Fug you, you get Draco Meteor
>>8578766
>Gask is fuggin down.
>Shove him in with the bab. >>8578652
>>8578766
Hit me ya piece of garbage!
>THUNDER
>>8578803
>Iron head misses
>weavile uses Hone Claws
>>8578766
>Frillish 2x join the fight.
>Energy Ball!
>Will O Wisp!
>>8578824
>she is a bit scared but she keeps going
>uses iron head again
>>8578766
>CHARGE BEAM BIG SCARY SNAKE MONSTER
>>8578766
>it'll be fiiiine
>kiss kiss fall in love
>Psycho Cut!
>>8578871
>the Weavile dodges Iron Head again an uses Hone Claws once more
>>8578766
>Gask is fucking KO
>>8578766
>Something in the hold shudders to life
>>8578895
>this time she plays safe and goes for swords dance
>>8578922
Hah you've fallen into my trap!
>Weavile uses Icicle Crash
+2 252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 281-331 (169.2 - 199.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>hits on evens, 1, and 3
>sun uses revives
Man I will not get any levels this way...
>>8578955
>Weavile crashes itself!
>crap
+2 252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 242-285 (86.1 - 101.4%) -- 12.5% chance to OHKO
>roll to see if Weavile hangs on, anything but 8 9 or 0 and it's KO'd
>>8578805
>>8578812
>>8578836
>Bro I'm calcing Dal as a Fire type, Burns don't work
>I'll just say you used Scald for the sake of killing the sneke faster
>>8578884
>Dragon/Fire, Charge Beam is not a good move to go for
>>8578894
>Kissu kissu desu
>It's just gonna take forever because it has a fuck ton of HP and you guys don't deal much damage
>Rolling for Dalamadur to smeck Remi
>>8578955
>>8578988
>the weavile is still up
>but probably could faint from the weakest attack
>adri goes for another iron head
>>8579019
SWIPE AT ME YOU OVERSIZED TURD!
>THUNDER
>>8579034
>The Weavile is KO'd from Adri's iron head
>Moon sends out Lunala
Let's see how you do against this.
>>8579019
>B Frillish uses Rain Dance!
>P Frillish uses Scald!
>>8579063
>Well, let's go for it
>adri uses night slash on lunala
>>8578915
I said DON'T die!
>>8579019
>Dragon Pulse because fug it why not
>>8579019
>damn mang
>gotta get my shit together
>stop thinking about kissing skitts for 5 seconds
>PRISMATIC LASER
>>8578884
>+1 SpA from charge beam woo
>>8579076
>Rain
>Yessss
>>8579019
>HYDRO PUMP AAAAAAAAARGHRBLE
>>8579096
+2 252 Atk Bisharp Night Slash vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Shadow Shield Lunala: 186-218 (44.7 - 52.4%) -- 19.9% chance to 2HKO
Good hit!
>Lunala uses Focus Blast
252 SpA Choice Specs Lunala Focus Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Bisharp: 1776-2092 (1069.8 - 1260.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8579103
>Still KO
>A Revive could help
>>8578915
>Hop out of boxes.
>Human gives me a second chance I pass it to you my friend.
>Apply revive.
>>8579019
>>8579052
>>8579076
>>8579103
>>8579115
>>8579123
>eating popcorn in the background
>loudly.
>>8579134
wha-
>ko
>adri falls down defeated
>>8579019
>power up punch
>>8579215
>apply a revive and pat the knife
You did good!
>>8579019
>SUPERPOWER
>>8579229
HI DAD
>>8579052
>Roll to swipe at him
>>8579076
>>8579103
>Pssst just keep going for Draco Meteor I'm too lazy for stat drops and you deal thrice as much damage as Necrozma
>>8579115
>Odds, you fail to stop thinking about kissing Skitts
>Roll for Skitts to kiss Gladi
>>8579123
>>8579229
>>8579163
>Groggy, but revived
>Panic
Heh heh...thanks.
It's time, heh
>His stuff should be somewhere around here
>Last digit is posts until he finds and uses his emergency supplies
>>8579260
>whoosp
>KOed
>>8579260
>sends out registeel plush
Use compact on this trash!
>plushisteel uses compact
>>8579261
>Stuff found
>But fuck if it still hurts
>There must be a few potions there
>Roll for potion effectiveness
>>8579260
Stay out.
>Superpower.
>>8579260
>Draco Meteor again
>>8579289
>Activate Prehensile Seaweed tail
>shove the zapeel out of firing line
>>8578556
>start licking Zorro's cheek to wake him up
C'mooon wake up
>>8579172
HELP PLEASE.
>>8579259
>>8579229
THANK
>>8579260
>you hit the eel
>FISH: HAVE YOUR UNGAR MAXED
>DO THE BIGGEST ANGERY-EST SPLET
>HYDRO PUMP
>>8579260
>Float up to
>EXPLOSION
>>8579296
>Potions: applied
>Deep down in the hermetically sealed box with straps that serves as a bag during raids there are the emergency supplies
>5x Rare Candy
>EAT THEM UP
>Posts until evolution finished
>>8579337
waaa?
>rolls awake
i am beginning to think I am a terrible battler.
No way I should have lost.
>like sylvies cheek back
Sorry.
>>8579259
>poke
>>8579310
>poke
>>8579260
>Power up punch
>>8579310
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU MAN?
>>8579260
Bork.
No clue why I'm here famalam.
>Overheat.
Bork bork.
>>8579381
>kiss Zorro on the nose
Haha don't be sorry I got one shot too
>>8579402
young man*
just kill me now pls
>>8579260
>Double Scald
>>8579260
>STUN SPORE
>>8579365
>HULK THE FUCK OUT
>Gask is now a Lv45 Swampert
EH HEH HEH
>Rush to deck, throw box of supplies in the floor
>>8579260
>Jump onto the big huge snake and use Earthquake
>>8579257
>she gets back and shakes her head
i-i did?
>>8579456
Yeah! You're level 60 and you knocked out a level 100, that's pretty good in my book.
>>8579294
>Plushisteel makes for a great distraction
>Dalamadur gits pissed and fires a beam of molten magma at plushisteel
>>8579310
>>8579320
>>8579362
>>8579364
>>8579384
>>8579408
>>8579419
>>8579450
>Hits
>>8579433
>Self stun tfw
>Guys, I think the roll to kiss Gladi worked too well
>Rip, gonna go ahead and post this round without the Necrozma damage
>>8579260
>>8579545
You want a fucking kaju battle?
>LV 80 Groudon is sent out.
>Groudon uses Precipice Blades.
>>8579472
>she smiles
thanks, but i was just lucky
maybe if i get stronger i might try again
and not alone too
but iy was a pleasure fighting with you
>>8579545
>>8579576
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>RAIN DANCE
>>8579384
Hello father.
>>8579402
...
>Squeak.
>>8579545
>Superpower.
Out.
>>8579545
This is a clusterfuck.
>Again Meteor
>>8579545
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>It knocked out eelbro
>That means battering it away until it stops moving
>EARTHQUAKE
>>8579545
>>8579576
Kaiju battle? I'll show the real king of the ocean.
>kyogre
>primal
>primordial sea activates
>Thunder
....
>maniacal laughter
>>8579617
You're not real!
>>8579545
>How does one little fishtol have so much splet in him
>I'm not sure but
>HYDRO PUMP AGAIN AAAAA
>>8579545
>UNIT FIVE: RUN BETA TEST OF DRACO DRIVE.
>DRACO DRIVE: TECHNOBLAST.
>>8579545
Bork. Overheat did nothing, fug me. Bork bork.
>Frustration
Greetings, friends!
I trust your night is going well!
>>8579545
>throws brick, brock, borb and bork at
>>8579545
>>8579627
>Power up punch
>Two more turns until Slow Start is gone
>>8579617
>Pat
>>8579675
aaaaah man! Guess i should show this snek how a real man battles.
>>8579545
>steelix
>mega steelix
>ironhead
>>8579545
(Why is everyone attacking whatever this thing is? I thought all the *sail groups were in different locations)
>>8579545
>SQUAAAAWK
>Flying to Sinnoh from Alola and this is what I see
>Mud Slap
>>8579675
>borb: is thrown
WHAT THE FAK AM I'S EVEN DOIN' HERE DIS AIN'T MY FAKKIN SAIL DIRTY FAKKEN JAYS
>>8579545
>Brave Bird on...
What the fak even is dat thing?
>>8579587
I'd love to stay and chat but I feel as if I'm needed elsewhere.
>Ultra Beast portal out of there.
>>8579545
>shoot it.
>>8579700
(Because it needs to fuck off for plot and canon patching reasons)
>>8579700
we need to kill it off and it's a massive mega bossfight and it's taking way too long.
>>8579753
(So it's a shitpost fight? )
>>8579763
...Not quite. It's a long story.
>>8579723
okay.. bye
>waves to moon as she goes in the portal
well that was wierd
>adri goes on her merry way
well i wonder where zorro and sylvie are
>>8579413
No i feel so useless... anyone could just come and kill us and there would be nothing i could do.
>>8579617
>>8579629
>>8579717
>>8579721
>Failed the dodge
>>8579620
>>8579634
>>8579650
>>8579662
>>8579680
>>8579698
>Dodged the beam sweep
>>8579667
>Failed the dodge, also got cucked out of a move by Ruby
>>8579748
>Gladi plz I can't calc a braaap
>>8579753
>>8579760
>>8579763
(I want it dead for canon patching reasons and can't think of a way to kill it easier without it being cheap. )
>>8579819
Did you not realize who we were battling? That was the Champion of Alola, he had a level 100 team, of course we were no match!
>>8579832
>2x Scald: Happen.
>>8579832
>origin pulse.
You're going to make one huge purse. For moon of course.
>>8579832
(Fuck it everyone attack it and I mean everyone. Even lurkers)
>Throws gungeon at
>>8579832
>Mega Blaziken High Jump Kick go
>>8579832
FFAAAAAAK YOOOOOOUUUUUU
>Dark Pulse
(it seems like you really want this gone so tell me if interfering is too much)
>>8579832
>an ultra portal opens up, Moon and Lunala appear
Lunala Moongeist Beam it!
>>8579832
Hey Reshi?
Outrage.
>>8579836
What is going to happen when some human with that power actually wants us dead? I would not be able to protect you or anyone...
>>8579819
>>8579836
hello you two
and zorro we are all here trying to help
and yeah, level 100 pokemon are no joke
i was knocked out by one
>>8579832
>0 SpA Steelix-Mega Hyper Beam vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Swampert: 118-140 (63.1 - 74.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Barely survived the beam
>But not any less mad
GAAAAAAAAAAAH
DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>EARTHQUAKE
>>8579895
>hug Zorro
We just need to train more!
>>8579832
>Fuck it
>Genesis Supernova
>>8579832
Jesus fuckin-
>Meteor again again again
>>8579832
Mayday and Sito show up and give everyone fighting it reflect and light screen
>>8579832
>SQUAAAAAAAAAAaaaawww
>Ping
>Kurt has blasted the fug off again
>>8579832
>Red Dog is wounded badly
Oh go bork yourself you borking bork sucker.
>Bite
>>8579832
>Psychic
>Also teleport a spoon into its cloaca.
>>8579832
>Roll to hit it with a curling iron
Heheheeh~
>>8579832
>stuntbro just out of nowhere
>lucky the klefki uses dazzling gleam
>>8579832
>SPLET THE SPLET TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS
>OR AT LEAST THIS DARGONSNEK
>HYDROPUMP FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME
>>8579911
I have not gained a single level in a week. I am just super weak. You are way stronger than I could ever hope to be.
>>8579864
>>8579873
>>8579874
>Gungeon
>Anon I needed those sides
>I'm calcing it as Icicle Crash since Gungeon got turned into the Titanic sinking Iceberg
>>8579875
>>8579885
>>8579888
(I really do. Having a crossover from a shitpost kaiju fight with region destroying potential linger around forever is bad. I don't mind if you interfere.)
>>8579890
>>8579903
>>8579914
>>8579915
>>8579938
>>8579953
>>8579960
>>8579972
>>8579976
>>8579979
>Oh jesus christ all these (You)s, Gladi save me
>Dalamadur going for that fugging meteor strike
>>8580000
>rub up against Zorro and whisper
Don't ever forget you'll always be my hero
>>8580000
you are not weak zorro
>>8580029
>Slow Start is gone
>+5 Attack from Power Up Punches
>Now's the time
>EARTHQUAKE THIS BITCH
>>8580029
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU THROW A METEOR IDIOT
>Draco Meteor
>>8580029
>it's time to be an annoying prick
>lucky used toxic
>jingle jingle mother fucker
>>8580029
>BLAH BLAH HYDRO PUMP GO
>>8580029
>Mew follows up with a regular Psychic attack
>Can't bend the rules of Z-moves just because she's a mythical
>>8580029
>origin pulse.
You're starting to bore me.
>>8580029
>Keep riding this monster that does not belong here
HEH HEEEEEEEEEEH
>EARTHQUAKE
>>8580029
>Throws every /par/related meme at
>Wankgoo, Axes, Suns flatass, gungeon, another brock, Bork again, borb again
>Anon then realizes something
I got it
...
...
>Throws Mary Sue at
>>8580058
>regigigigiass faints everyone with less than 934 health
GOOD GOING JACKASS
>>8580105
>Sides crippled
>>8580044
>feels all warm inside
Thanks That really means a lot when you say it... I just am super scared if i can not protect you.
>>8580053
Thanks adri. But i have lost every single battle today.
>>8580029
>Psychic again
>Teleport another spoon in but sideways this time
>>8580058
You fool!
>>8580029
Lunala you know what to do!
>Moongeist beam
>>8580058
>tfw Regigigigigigigas kills all of par in one fell swoop
>>8580076
>>8580080
>>8580082
>>8580090
>>8580094
>>8580098
>>8580142
>>8580133
>.... I can't ignore a getsfail
>You psychic yourself, spoon in your own booty as well
>>8580101
>An Emrys clone splats against Dalamadur's side, burning into a crisp on impact
>>8580133
>Whoops psychic backlash
>Friendly Neighborhood Alakazam is out of this fight
>>8580196
>throws Hateboner at
>>8580115
You just had bad luck i lost today too
>>8580196
>throw Bones at it
>>8580196
>GIGIIGIGIGIIGAS
>EARTHQUAKE AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w0YsaXJG-g
>>8580243
The fucking madman
>>8580242
>>8580196
>Has been thrown at a dargonsnek at high velocities
>Roll to suplex the thing
>>8580196
>Mew uses Psychic
>Lift the fucking snake out of the water and tie it in a fucking knot
>>8580196
>This is it
EVERYONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>EARTHQUAKE with the last bits of strength left
>>8580196
Oh crap!
>Moon falls and plops into the ocean below
>>8580196
I'm going to have to clean Kyogre after this.
>origin pulse
>>8580196
>splet
>hydro pump
>pls die hory shet
>>8580196
DO YOU FOOLS NOT SEE?!
WE MUST BEAT IT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!!!!
>Throws every /par/ ship at. IC, OOC, Crackship, non-cannon, etc.
(Can we be done with this?)
>>8580218
>Hateboner bounces off and kills nearby ocean life through pure salt concentration
>>8580242
>>8580267
>Bones bounces off and lands on Jiji
>>8580276
>>8580282
>>8580293
>ded to origin pulse
>The monster sinks to the bottom of the ocean, magma spilling from its veins and solidifying into a small island around it
>>8580285
>Sploosh
>Land on the new island if you want
>Since you discovered the island first do you want to name it?
>>8580309
>Tell me your favorite OOC ships and why you like them anon, the power of love might boost the loot, once I decide on what that should be
>>8580402
thats what were trying to do
be done with it
forever
>>8580413
>Boss is still KOed.
>Rolling for fighting making injuries worse.
>>8580413
>no one has ora'd it yet
>senses disturbance in force
>comes from home dimension to do one thing
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA
>>8580402
(I wanted the thing to be done with. I fugging cut its hp into half of what it would been, calced everyone as always getting lvl 100 crits, and intentionally made its defenses shittier than they should have been. What more do you want man?)
>>8580413
FINALLY.
>>8580437
>Spletfish: go check on eelfriend
>And dunk a revive in his mouth
>>8580413
Thank fuck.
And best OOC ships are clearly Wishbones, AbuseVictims, and whatever Sniffs x Smeargs is. Wishbons because they're so adorable together, AbuseVictims because holy shit Skitts and Gladi deserve a happy ending, and I just think Sniffs and Smeargle are sweet.
>>8580413
AAAAAAAAAA
>Waterfall back into your own ship
>>8580236
Yeah but i am not supposed to have bad luck... You want to head home?
>>8580402
(calm yourself anon It is just one event. Did you have a bad day today?)
>>8580458
You think that's fast? Watch this little baby.
>Mudas the fuck out of the dragon thing
>>8580474
>Eelfriend: Get up.
Oww. Did we win?
>>8580505
...
Remi, who's that?
>>8580549
>Mudas the dragon even harder, going so fast she outspeeds the magma.
>>8580556
Yes! We won!
Are you okay?..
That's Gask!
>Fishtol: flop the fug on the floor because wow fighting giant dragon snakes is tiring apparently
>>8580413
That sucked. I'm goin' home. Gonna fug my lobstah.
>>8580486
(I like those as well, Croags X C was actually in my top 3 though)
>>8580602
I KNEW IT WASN'T PLATONIC
>>8580413
I dub this new ground Lunaland!
>She laughs and jogs over to Lunala to give her a revive
>>8580413
>Stepped outside of fort to get fresh air.
>Isaura didn't know why, but they had the strangest feeling and looked towards the ocean.
>After staring for a moment, they decide to think nothing of it and go back in the box fort to lie down.
>>8580459
(For what its worth, I actually enjoyed watching this)
>>8580486
(Nice tastes anon. Maybe Jormungand for Sniffs x Smeargs because muh Netherlands and muh sneke?)
(Anyway, got any ideas for the loot thread gets as a thank you for helping me kill off that canon disaster waiting to happen?)
>>8580505
>Rough landing isn't going to help with the wounds
>>8580556
Heh heh, bossssss.....
>Knocked out
>>8580639
I's just got bitchslapped by a 1000ft snek, fug no it ain't platonic no mores.
>>8580413
(I got a fresh ship for you, Mayday/Zorro)
>>8580596
That's great. I'm okay.
>Get spletgun.
>Grab potions and revives n shit from crates.
>Hand em off to anyone that needs them.
>Make sure Alcock and Gask aren't gonna die.
>>8580685
Lookin' nice.
>Spray him down and apply revive.
>Maybe in the reverse order.
>Roll to not get lightheaded.
Ooh what's happening in he-
Wow, goodnight /par/
[spooler]mahina-pea[/spooler]
>>8580706
(i'll fuckin f8 u m8)
>>8580707
>wounded seaweed sounds
...Is this a normal thing?
>>8580707
...are you sure?
You don't look okay.
>Fishtol: rev up that worry-o-meter
>>8580746
no.
... wow. Nothing like a world ending monster to make you wanna clear out those regrets!
>Poke Diamond
>>8580673
(Thanks, I'm glad it was at least fun to watch. )
>>8580737
Aww borks jealous
>>8580673
Squeek?
>>8580786
ffiiiteee
Lunala, you're such a cute... Will you be my cosmic gf?
>MAHIIIINA PEAAAA
Oh... Okay, I-I guess we can be just friends.
>>8580785
>Pachi jumps off of Pearl, grabs a nut from a nearby tree, stuffs it in his cheek, then runs back to Pearl.
>Rolling to see if Pickup activated. If so, he found something else in the tree, too.
So... what level am I?
>>8580648
I claim this land for Nebby!
>Sun rushes out of a UB portal, places down a flag with a badly drawn Solgaleo on it, and runs back in again
>>8580715
Good night!
>>8580737
>>8580803
Hey syvlie, Want to go to bed?
>>8580707
>Groggy swamp thing noises
Boss...?
>>8580858
Yeah it's been a long day hasn't it?
>>8580746
Noooooot really.
Hahaha.
>Spray him down a bit more.
Let's take it easy for today.
>>8580756
I'm fine I promise.
>Hug the Fishtol.
Heck, we aren't dead, that counts for something.
>>8580865
Hey Gask. How ya feelin'?
>Dizzy spell, fuck.
>Rolling not to fall the fuck over.
>>8580829
Uh...
>He whips out his Pokedex, looking it over for a second before shoving it back in his bag
23! Hey, wanna see if there's anything good on the hotel tv?
>>8580834
What do you think of this?
>>8580909
why is it black
for what purpose
>>8580835
What!
>rip the flag out and throw it through a UB portal of your own
This is my land I found it first!
>>8580909
>when you realize Lunala is a big black woman
>>8580925
>eyebrow wiggle
>>8580925
(I gotcha anon)
>>8580858
>>8580878
>>8580917
Tumbler is why
>>8580878
Yeah, I am in the mood for strawberries.
>>8580925
Hey now.
>>8580954
>>8580952
No
Lillie and Nebby are the antithesis of eachother
Lillie:
White
Likes things to stay in the bag
Nebby:
Black
Likes things to get out of the bag
>>8580879
>Hugged
>Then eel flop
..Zibel?
Zibel you are not fine.
You are anything but fine.
>Very worried fishtol sounds
>>8580989
(Make another post like this and I'm getting Jirachi to kick you, Type: Meme.)
>>8580967
(Bit harsh for something he isn't doing)
>>8580900
>The Pokedex also shows what moves sqrl has, as well as a helpful reminder that he is currently a wild Pokemon and has not yet been caught
>Spark, Endure, Nuzzle, and Swift
...All right.
>Pachi hops on Pearl's shoulder.
>...Or, if they're already inside, he just hops onto somewhere soft, probably a bed.
>The nut he grabbed was from him hopping out of a window, onto a tree right outside, and then back
>>8580879
>Eelbro is definitely not fine
>Catch before he falls on the floor
>>8580997
>Hug that fish.
I'm okay.
>>8581020
>Zibel: Stop being stupid and stand up.
Ow. Thank you. You guys want to take it easy today?
>>8581073
no you're nooot.
You don't just fall over if you're okay!
>Worry levels are near critical
>>8580954
>excite that husbando's in the mood
>>8581073
You need to rest, eh.
>Shelldon walks back into the keep, looking a little better
>>8581016
>Dash off back to the hotel
>Flop onto the bed, hopefully not landing on a snoozing Diamond
TV time!
>Flip to a random channel
>>8581212
>badly battered birb: grab that shellfish
>kiss lobster
Almost died, ain't no one doin' no judgin' me. How's was yer trip?
>>8581226
>Sqrl snugs up to Pearl and Diamond, watching the big glowy screen.
>Probably a cooking show starring everyone's favorite gay chef.
>>8581163
>Hug the Remivolver.
Shhh...
>>8581204
I'll tryyy. If anything comes up wake me up.
>Splap plap into room.
>Pass the fug out and cuddle that gun husband.
>Gunband?
>>8581253
Did you get in a fight or something?
>Hug birb back
Apparently, it wasn't anything serious. Some sort of disease you catch from stagnant water or something.
Gave me meds for it, so I should be fine.
>>8581290
did somebody say gungeon?
>>8580926
I'm invading!
>Sun draws a Solgaleo in the ground with a stick before running off again
>>8581290
...okaaay.
>Fishy hugs for eelfriend
>And snugs too
>Still pretty worried about him though
>>8581314
Long story. So uh, you's thinkin' the lake water might be bad? I's got in it no problem but I's ain't no crawdaunt.
>>8581290
>>8581374
>Follow them
>Nothing like a do or die situation to feel closer to your friends
Heh
>Get snug with eelbro and pistolbro
>>8581389
It might be.
I don't want to take any risks, so I'm going to stay out of the pond for now. Looks like I'm sleeping in a tub for now.
>Not even gonna bother getting up
>slep on the floor
>>8581290
>toss brocc at
>>8581510
>pet
>>8581535
Hello??
Yes??
Why you are not pet Anomalesia???
splet
>>8580796
>Turns around to notice small squeak.
>Gives small, welcoming smile to Pokemon that's smaller than them.
Hello there!
>Isaura would lie on the ground, in order to be at about the same height as the ratatta.
>The Leafeon watched the Ratatta with gentle, yet curious eyes.
(Somehow I missed this (You).)
>>8581554
>Azoth: Be the smartest doggo.
...
Can dogs pet other dogs?
>>8581428
Arright, well uh. You wanna get back to sleepin' alone tonight or you's still want the companey?
>>8581570
.....
Hello?
Don't know!!
Can doggo pet other doggo????
>Attempt to pet the other doggo
>>8581559
Uhm... Hello.
>Mozzarella walks up to Isaura.
Who're you? ...You're not going to eat me, r-right?
>Mozzie's whiskers twitch, as he looks up at the leafeon.
>>8581535
>happy seaweed noises
>too sleepy to worry about strange hand on face
>>8581611
>Stabby sharp claws in face.
>Pained doggo noises.
DOGS SHOULD NOT PET OTHER DOGS!!!
>Go to microphone.
DOGS SHOULD NOT PET DOGS!!!
>>8581622
>Drag seaweed into snug pile with Remi and Gask.
>Everyone can join the snuggo pile.
>>8581646
>Panicked hyena sounds
FRIEND!!
SORRY FRIEND!!
MAKE BETTER!!
>Attempt to lick the pain away