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>>8573239
>To be fair there are two characters that could apply to
>You aren't in Hoenn though, so no Steven Stone for you
>Maybe look for the gay man sleeping on a giant shiny robot
>>8573250
jiji ic and ooc
>>8573250
OH!!!
Hello!!
Yes!!!
Favorite mythical is...
Silvally!!
And Azoth!!
>>8573261
same
>>8573175
Cipher came back?
Weird, I would've thought someone would have told me about that. Then again, the same could be said about the thing with Agate.
When you say the boat, do you mean the giant shipwreck in the desert? Did someone finally restore that thing?
Also, weird water types killing people, what?
>>8573204
>...Heh...
>Both rocks seem amused
I guess I can see why I'd seem suspicious, just showing up out of nowhere.
>>8573231
Thank you for being understanding.
>>8573273
>pet
>>8573291
Hello!!!
Yes!!
Like pets!!!
>Excited hyena sounds
>>8573231
He ain't doin nothin. Just bein all... creepy. ...I's assumed you's didn't want the guest blown half way to Johto, but that can be arranged if you wants Capo.
>>8573283
>Glare at smug rocks
>...how the fuck can a rock be smug
>like that I guess
>>8573283
Yep they came back. I think they're gone now though? Maybe?
And yeah the S.S. Libra! Aaand... Some weird water types came in for a bit and murdered some people in Gateon.
>>8573301
>Pet the borb.
>>8573261
(same.)
>>8573246
...Okay.
>Light him up with bonefire
>>8573283
Mhmm.
A group of pokemon restored the Libra and it's currently.. somewhere in the ocean. Not sure where they went, but they aren't here.
>>8573301
..Hold off on the blasting for now.
>>8573258
>Find the gay champion that's sleeping on the gay shiny robot that also kicked my butt.
Tyrunt is pretty cute
He is a bit grumpy some times and he almost bit me
But other than that he's adorable
>>8573250
Sylvie!
>>8573332
>Tree is now on fire
>runs outside to a specially prepared bonfire
>roll for if Tree accidentally put explosives in the bonfire
>>8573321
Eep-
>>8573332
If you say so capo
>>8573376
>blazing tree on the horizon
...Not even gonna question it anymores.
>>8573301
(Shit. I forgot that Dark is immune to Psychic)
(Sorry birdman)
>Centauri starts orbiting the bird
>Proxima watches and continues looking smug
Hey, looks like Centauri likes you.
>>8573321
Weird.
Sounds like I've missed a lot while I was gone then.
Would you mind explaining a bit more about that stuff, I'm interested.
>>8573332
Wait, Pokemon restored the Libra?
Looks like they beat some of my friends to it, I guess.
Assuming my friends are still around that is.
That's still pretty cool though.
>>8573376
>Squint.
>>8573385
Yes?
>Pet borb.
>>8573432
Heck where do I even start?
Sandslash, our friend, got a bug harem and wanted to keep them to himself so he could fuck them all so he got the S.S. Libra restored.
Aaaand now they're on the sea?
I dunno about the fish guys, they were only here for a bit. I heard one of the nurses on Gateon talking about them murdering people in a parts shop.
>>8573376
..Okay then.
>>8573432
Yep.
Kind of a shame, sorta wanted to dig through there and scrap some things.
>>8573485
..Yeah that's more or less how it went.
>>8573432
Sssure. Guess so.
>>8573485
>[CHIRPING INTENSIFIES]
>>8573250
Victini is pretty awesome.
>>8573250
Yours truly~
>>8573585
Yeah he was
>Shelldon wakes up in a bed
>Cough
...
>Gets up
>Slowly walks outside
>>8573585
The foxxy's got good taste, Victini is my favorite too.
>>8573647
What do you mean was?
>>8573485
>Sandslash, our friend, got a bug harem and wanted to keep them to himself so he could fuck them all so he got the S.S.Libra restored
>Never before have rocks been this amused
>Psychic laughing can be heard by all
>John looks really confused
Uh...guys? What's so funny?
>Proxima translates, John remains incredibly confused
...I bet you two are just messing with me again.
>Very well John, if that's what you want to believe.
>>8573527
Really? That ship deserves to be on the sea where it belongs, even if the whole bug harem thing is true.
>>8573547
(Yeah sure lets go with that)
Well, he usually only does that when he makes a new friend.
>>8573690
He disappeared
>>8573708
Oh, well that's a shame.
>>8573527
Yep.
>>8573547
>Shrug.
>Scratch the borbtum.
>>8573693
>Stitches laughs.
Any other questions?
>>8573585
>>8573647
>>8573708
>>8573724
I've been trying to make sure Unova doesn't explode, guys.
>>8573732
But isn't it full of commies?
>>8573687
Ay, good to see you's back on your feet. We got guests.
>>8573693
...Floating stone guests.
>>8573726
>fwop
>birb is blanketed now
>>8573647
>>8573690
Yeah!
Well speak of...
>>8573732
Can i have an autograph?
>>8573687
Oh, hello there.
I'm going to assume you live here too. My name's John, nice to meet you.
>Centauri squints at the lobster
>...I'm...Centauri...
Proxima looks over in curiosity
>And I am Proxima, a pleasure to meet you.
>>8573726
Not really, thanks for being nice enough to catch me up on what's been happening.
>>8573250
First thing i do is power raise a copy of my competitive azumrill
Then we travel the lands fucking dragonfags substantiating off their tears
>>8573746
No. Those are in Almia.
>>8573764
Sure, sure.
>Send autograph off to Kalos.
>>8573732
woah it's victini, awesome
can i have an autograph too?
>>8573831
all right, aren't you a bit obsessive
>>8573754
We do?
>>8573813
Oh.
>Cough
Nice to meet you.
>Offers a claw for a handshake
>>8573858
>unsheaths brock
I'll be back
>>8573863
>crawdab
>>8573862
Yep. Sent it off to Virbank just now.
>>8573881
Don't die.
>>8573936
No promises
>>8573863
>Centauri squints harder
>...Please...be...careful...
>Proxima looks worried
>Are you alright, Shelldon?
>John shakes Shelldon's claw
Are you alright?
I have some potions in my pack.
>>8573983
>ROLL TO SEDUCE ROCKS
>>8573983
Just a little-
>Cough
Sick.
Should be better in a day or two.
>Shakes hand, hopefully not gripping it too hard
>>8573863
We do now.
>>8573983
>suspicion: rising
>>8574005
(Skitts you're husbandos here, I think)
>>8573936
awesome
>rattling intensifies
>>\vp\32254577
SB is needed elsewhere
>>8574005
>Centauri spins around and squints in the direction of Necrozma
>...I...sensed...that...
>>8574044
>Luckily for John it was a pleasant handshake
>He now no longer fears for his hand
>Moonrock continues to be slightly worried about Shelldon
>Are you sure? I think you should at least go to a Pokemon Center, to make sure it's nothing serious.
That doesn't sound good, I agree with Proxima on this, I can even go with you if you want.
>>8574045
>Proxima senses the suspicion
>We are not here to harm any of you, we will happily do whatever we can to help while we stay here.
>I am concerned for your friend, do you think he would be more comfortable going to a Pokemon Center with you?
>>8574150
Fugging
>>/vp/32254577
>>8574165
three meme arrows senpai
>>8574116
shhh, you'll wake him up
>points at the snoozing tyrunt
>>8574045
How are you this morning, by the way?
>>8574160
If you think it's for the best, then I guess.
>Coughs violently
>>8574174
Thanks fampai
>>>/vp/32254577
(Why is someone trying to be a Gladi alarm for me? I'm not a dumb ass, I'm capable of reading posts. Did you consider that I might be in class or just uncomfortable with the idea of bugging him every single time he posts? I'm not needy enough that it'll prevent me from giving him his personal space jfc.)
>>8574160
If you's know where to find one, go ahead. But if he turns up in a Red Lobstah in Kalos...
>>8574227
>roost upon lobster
Doin' better with you here.
>>8574241
(Sorry senpai, didn't get the memo)
>>8574260
K
>>8574211
>stops rattling for a moment
>goes to the fridge and gets a jug of milk and glass
>starts drinking all the milk
>but because ghost it just ends up all over the floor
>>8574160
>ATTEMPT TO FLIRT AGAIN
YOU KNOW
I AM VERY GOOD WITH SUN AND MOON THEMED POKEMON
>>8574297
turts is bones confirmed
>>8573338
yeah because you had such good luck seducing nebby
>>8574346
Oh shit you got me
My secret is revealed
Whatever shall I do
>>8574369
Meme? Shitpost?
>>8574315
>"og man... i'll have to clean that later"
>"well at least he didn't wake up, i heard that when tyrunts get mad, it doesn't go well"
so, how it's going with you ghostie?
>>8574400
Good idea, anon.
Who wants to take a spin on mister bones wild ride?
>Wonkâ„¢
>>8574227
>Now John also looks worried
Please, you sound really ill. Violent coughing like that is never a good sign.
>>8574245
Why are you so suspicious of us?
>Now both sunrock and moonrock are squinting at the bird
>Do not threaten us.
>...I...do...not...wish...to...fight...
>>8574345
>Now it's moonrock's turn
>Apparently not as good as you originally thought.
>Fugging hell all this god damn shitposting
>Roll to do something to get thread back on track
>Or seduce Gladi
>Either or man I'm not picky
>>8574455
..... let me guess.... Hoenn had a tidal wave?
>>8574467
>>8574478
>>8574419
>skeleghost does not respond
>instead he goes and lazily lounged on the ground
>>8574116
Is that a JoJo reference?
>>8574466
NO NO
I AM
OBSERVE
>NECROZMA: DANCE AND HOPEFULLY SEDUCE THESE ROCKS
>>8574466
>Coughing continues
Yeah... It's a good-
>Cough
Idea.
>>8574245
Yeah. Same here.
>Rub floof
>>8574485
Hmm.... All humans became Pokemon?
>>8574478
>oh shit I got evens
>but for which one?
>>8574478
Where did you get that hat? I need a hat like that!
>>8574525
>>8574466
>roll to seduce
>>8574535
>>8574466
>look at lobster
>look at assorted rocks
...Arright, maybe I'm overreactin' a bit. Do whatcha gotta do bambinos. Jus' be careful arright?
>>8574495
>shrughs
>goes to the fridge to pick something to drink
>odds he steps on the milk, slips and fall on the floor
>>8574579
>y dice
>roll for just Necrozma then
>>8574555
>all of the above
>>8574579
>>8574635
NOT CONVINCING
>ROLL TO SEDUCE
>>8574579
>>8574635
>>8574647
>Roll to seduce by drinking coffee.
>>8574655
>Colress chokes on his coffee.
Fuck.
>>8574605
>thow bandage at
>flick on tv to a womens volleyball game
>commence skeletal nosepicking
>>8574525
>>8574579
>Sunrock squints at both
>...Why?...
>>8574535
>Moonrock gives Shelldon a comforting look
>Perhaps you could go with your friend, once you're feeling better you could go on a date.
>>8574602
>There is a Pokemon Center in Phenac City, not too far from here.
>I hope your friend gets better.
>>8574635
>dice
>plz
>>8574647
.--- ..- ... - / .-- .- .. - / - .-- --- / -- --- .-. . / - ..- .-. -. ... .-.-.-
>Rolling again to cheat fate
>>8574655
>>8574672
-.-. --- ..-. ..-. . . / .. ... / - . .-. .-. .. -... .-.. . .-.-.- / .. / .... --- .--. . / -.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / .-.. . .- .-. -. . -.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / - .... .. ... / . -..- .--. . .-. .. . -. -.-. . .-.-.-
>>8574605
>stuntbro slips and hits his head on the floor
his head hurt a little but he's okay
>not the worst thing he felt
>>8574686
thanks i guess..
>stuntbro goes to clean the spilled milk
>>8574700
Don't bully.
I still need to get that eye in.
>Go do that.
>>8574561
I..... don't know. A Pokémon gave it to me, I believe. It's hard to recall, given how long I've had this hat.
>>8574647
>hell yes
>Roll to hug
>inb4 odds
>>8574689
YOU ARE SUN THEMED
YOUR FRIEND IS MOON THEMED
I AM THE BETWEEN
WE SHALL MAKE A SANDWICH
>>8574700
>oh fuck you got me
>SWOON.EXE
R-REGIGAS-KUN?
>>8574766
>dubs
>best hug ever
>roll to go for the kiss
>>8574689
>[NERVOUS BORB SOUNDS]
>>8574689
D-date?
>Glances over at >>8574602
Uh...
>Nervous fiddles with claws
I'm not sure...
The pokecenter is nearby, right?
>>8574747
>Roll for bullying method and effectiveness
>>8574780
-.-- . ... --..-- / -. . -.-. .-. --- --.. -- .- -....- -.-. .... .- -. ..--..
>>8574835
Yes I know you like to poke things. Please be patient.
>Put the eye in.
>>8574766
I would like to buy that hat.
I can offer you 5000 P for it.
I wish Slash was Alolan again.
>>8574780
>kiss: happen
>someone get the ohshc theme
>roll to kidnap the boyfriendo
>>8574870
Uh... this hat specifically...? It's not for sale, but I'm certain you could find one similar
>>8574901
K lets go for like 3 days.
>Ding!
Done.
>>8574780
>>8574929
Now marry.
>>8574780
>...No...thank....you...
>>8574791
(I mean I did kind of just have the group show up, that alone is reason to be a bit suspicious. Up to you man, don't let me tell you how to rp)
>Moonrock giggles psychically
>You're a cute couple, you'll do well together I'm sure.
>>8574805
>The nearest Center is in Phenac. It shouldn't take too long to get there and have a checkup.
>I can convince John to pay for it too, if you want.
>John has been left out of the conversation for a while now, Proxima stopped translating for him
>He's leaning against a wall, watching the Pokemon interact with each other
>>8574835
I-I L-LOVE YOU
>>8574929
>nope not today
>roll for smooch
>>8574942
>on it
>roll to marry with the second to last number
>>8574995
DAMNIT.
>>8574942
>>8574901
hehehe....
>>8574942
How do you make a wish?
Do I need to talk to the Make-a-Wish foundation?
>>8574942
woah, uncle slash you look cool again
are are you feeling blue?
>skorp start giggiling
>Roll to fill up my cup with Wak Goo
>>8575089
>It spills.
>>8574942
>>8575072
>Sandslash is sleeping under the blankets
>he's going to be very confused when he wakes up
>>8575012
>Aw fug no Kidnapping
>next time
>smooch: happen
>Roll for the ultimate lewd
>handholding
>>8574942
>whoops Gladi messed up
>Rolling for marriage with the second to last number
>>8574995
Well... Alright.
I guess I can-
>Cough
Take a few minutes.
>>8575012
-. . -.-. .-. --- --.. -- .- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .-- .... .- - / .. ... / .-.. --- ...- . ..--.. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- / - . .- -.-. .... / -- . ..--..
>>8574867
>Poke the hair
>>8574995
C-coup- we's not I mean like we're together but not officially like- PLATONIC.
>>8575138
Be careful, arright? You die I'm gonna kill ya.
...Dat was a joke, seriously be careful.
>>8575160
Yes?
>Slot the moonstone in.
Does it work?
>>8574942
>Small Child Status: in awe
You grant wishes...?
Can I make a wish, pleease?
I wish I knew why I never met my Daddy...
>>8575119
>>8574942
>>8575072
>Nido isn't in Slash's room
>She doesn't know about alolaslash
>She's just lounging up on the deck, watching... whatever's out there. Are they on the water yet? I missed that.
>>8575119
>Yanmega attempts to cook stew in the kitchen
>Roll for quality
>>8575237
Your papa couldn't find you for a while and ... Well... He doesn't wanna come back without some gifts?
Does that work?
>>8575138
>Very well.
>Proxima psychically lifts John's wallet out of his pocket
>He would have noticed if he was still awake, John has fallen asleep on the sand in the shade
>Centauri will stay here and make sure nothing happens to John while we're at the Center.
>...Yes...be...safe...
>Sunrock floats over to John and watches
>>8575164
>Tightly hug bird
I'll be back.
>>8575292
Alright. Let's go.
>Starts walking
Uh...
Which way is it?
>Eel: Do the training thing.
>>8575288
Um, okay! Thanks!
>Jamie runs off to play!
>Shifty Seawee: Seek the spooter that splet you
>>8575274
>nina smells something tasty coming from the kitchen
>she follow the smell
hello auntie yanmega
>>8575258
(yeah, we're at sea now)
>Snowslash slowly wakes up
...Wait...am I an Ice type again...?
>>8575274
>Snowslash smells the cooking and walks over into the kitchen, wrapped in a blanket
Hey Yanmega, what are you cooking?
>>8575288
>Audible Sweating
>Maybe a little crying
>>8575377
Good morning, Nina.
>>8575380
Meat stew-
...
Why are you...?
>>8575376
>Squint.
Hellooooooooo?
>in back yard training via fire.
>>8575398
>squint
Yyyyyeeeeeeeees?
>>8575376
>Roll to splet seaweed
>>8575424
Do you need sooooooooomething?
>>8575164
(Sorry forgot to reply to you)
>Whatever you say, Clancy.
>You can feel Centauri squinting at you from afar
>>8575324
>Follow me, please.
>Proxima slowly hovers through the air towards Phenac, rotating slowly
>>8575431
I SEEK THE FIEND WHO- >>8575430 Grbffbflfaph
...That.
>>8575392
morning for you too
uncle slash became blue again
>>8575380
(Arright)
>Nina the Nidorina smiles softly as she smells the salty sea air, then gets up and goes down to the lower decks.
>...Almost immediately smelling something good coming from the galley.
>...Eh, less work for her.
>>8575392
>>8575377
Hey there, everyo-
>>8575380
...uhhh. ...Who are you...?
>Ice type
>Ice type she doesn't know
>On the ship
>Scared poisonbunny sounds
>>8575016
Hey honey, whatcha been doing all day?
>>8575453
I only know a few people that do that. If it's anyone on our ship I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
>>8575494
Not a whole lot. I am trying to gain a level! It is getting harder though. I thought this stuff was supposed to get easier. What about you?
>>8575436
>Follows
So, uh...
Where are you guys from?
>>8575392
I don't know why this has happened again.
I think it's pretty cool though, personally.
>kiss the bug
>>8575454
Hey Nina, how are you doing today?
>>8575483
Hello other Nina. I'm Sandslash, we've met before but I was a regular Sandslash then.
>>8575453
Hi!
There's twooo of us that splet.
I'm Remi!
>>8575508
oh.
Bye then?
>>8575483
>runs and hugs nina the nidorina
hello big sis
>>8575534
i'm doing fine i've been training and now i'm level 36
four more and i'll evolve
>>8575508
>>8575537
>Seaweed Status: SpletWeed
...Well then. I'm sealing your lamps.
WRYHYHY!
>>8575534
...
Butwhyareyouanicetypenow.
>Nido is a little relieved but still on edge.
>>8575580
>Hug the little sister bug.
>Would happily dote over her but is currently looking at what is her Captain (Slash is the captain, right?) having turned into one of her worst fears.
>>8575534
>Wince a little at the cold, but kiss back
If it wasn't for the ice typing, I wouldn't mind it as much.
>>8575483
Hey Nina.
>>8575454
I made breakfast.
>A pot of meat stew simmers on the stove
>>8575518
I've just been relaxing and looking at the internet all day, did you know there's a cata-list listing for a rescued Fennekin? I wonder if its for Fynx.
Anyways you wanna go train, I bet you'll level up if we battle together!
>>8575582
...You know we find lots of cool stuff.
You wanna join?
>Grab something shiny.
>Roll for if it's important to fixing the ship.
Like this? You can have it if you join?
>>8575523
>John is from Orre, whereas Centauri and I are from Hoenn.
>What about yourself?
>>8575644
>Item Obtained: Gold Anchor Statue
...Teamwork is a virtue.
>>8575644
>It's an Anchor made of solid gold.
>Holy shit.
>>8575644
..Awww, the anchor?
But it's so niiice.
>>8575725
Take care of it!
>>8575725
Welcome to the team then!
This is Remi, Gask is sleeping somewhere, uhhh, Lazuli is sleeping too...
Are you good with kids?
Uh... Watch out for the jellyfish.
>>8575751
>Muffled snoring noises interspersed with verbal ticks
>>8575580
Wow, congratulations!
You're nearly the same level as me...I'm only level 43.
>>8575622
...I have no idea, honestly.
It's pretty chill though.
>>8575627
I wish the cold didn't hurt you, it's the one downside of being like this...
>>8575751
>Sleeping wott sounds
>>8575745
This belongs in a museum.
>>8575751
Kids? I have never seen kids. I live in a cave. Define: Kids.
>>8575699
I'm from the great marsh, in Sinnoh
Got teleported here somehow, and have been living with the others for a while.
>>8575622
don't worry biig sis, this happened before, after a while he will go back to normal
i think so at least
don't be scared big sis
>roll to confort the nidonina
>>8575745
Well we have a new bud?
>>8575776
>>8575788
Is everyone in a coma around here besides me and Remi?
>>8575797
Uhhhhhh, a baby Oshawott. Small and kinda smells like you but less poison-y.
>>8575814
>Roll is a success.
>Nido calms down, hugging her adoptive little sister.
I... s-sorry, I uh... ...thank you...
...uh, you're gonna evolve soon, huh? ...How big are you gonna be when that happens?
>>8575787
>>8575627
>The pun earns a weak giggle, but also helps calm her down- as does Yanmega and Slash's relationship still existing.
>>8575797
Exactly!
>>8575861
I guess soo...
We gotta get another anchor though.
>>8575642
Fynx? That shrimp fennekin? Have not heard from him since the daycare thing. Yeah we should go train a bit if you want. We have to be ready for the worst to happen. Maybe we could help Fynx later too.
>>8575896
Shes going to get big and cute
>>8575861
Less poison? Noted. I will refrain from poisoning the small wot.
>literally noted
>it pulled out a notepad from... somewhere
>>8575896
i'll get pretty big but it will be okay, you'll always be my big sis
>>8575808
>Interesting.
>Proxima and Shelldon arrive at Phenac
>Moonrock leads the lobster to the Pokemon Center
>Would you like me to come in with you, or would you be alright if I waited outside?
>>8575932
Haha yeah Fynx is pretty low level, I can't believe they have a crush on you. Let's go try and find some trainers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zro82OX6iv0
>>8575906
We have one in storage!
>>8575940
You have a bad memory too? Here, you and Remi can talk I'm gonna get the non golden anchor.
>Head off to storage.
>>8575861
>snooooooooooore
...eh heh.
Training makes me tired, heh.
>>8575949
Aww, but I was gonna make a joke about you becoming the big sis.
>Big Nina giggles softly.
...Heh, maybe I'll have to get my claws on a moonstone so I can keep my title.
>>8575955
Wait that little shrimpy has a crush on me? I feel bad ha. Think the trainers around here are strong at all?
>>8575861
>Babwott mutters something about hush puppies in his sleep.
>>8575964
Noo, another gold one!
>>8575940
...
>splet
>>8575787
Yeah...
>Small sigh
We can still enjoy each other's company, at least.
>>8575814
I hope so.
But even if he didn't change back, I would love him the same.
>>8576008
Honestly I think she(?) might be more attracted to your level than just you.
It's more common than you'd think
>>8575950
Uh...
Do I just ask to be healed?
I can't speak human...
>>8576008
I think we're gonna find out
>biker wants to battle
>he sends out Ampharos
>>8576022
>Notepad: Equipped
>wotter otter: Likes hush puppies. Or wants dogs to stop talking. Possibly both. Follow up later.
>>8576026
.
..
...
But why.
>>8576058
>Splet
>>8576049
I do not know why they would be. I am not level 100 yet. Want to come train with us Mayday?
>>8576055
oh oh! I got this one.
>Drought
>fireblast
>>8576058
Why not?
>>8575996
maybe when i evolve i'll be strong enough to carry you in my back
>>8576027
i know you two will, you are the cutest couple
>>8575896
Seriously though, do let me know if I end up hurting any of you please let me know, I know none of you really like the cold.
>>8576027
Yeah, hopefully it wears off at some point again.
I also hope this doesn't become a regular thing, I miss hugging you when this happens.
...I'm going to go rest, I'll wrap myself up in blankets if you want to cuddle up.
>Snowslash heads off back to the captain's quarters and falls asleep in a pile of blankets
>>8576072
AAAAA
>>8576093
Because hurting!
>>8576087
>the fireblast misses
>ampharos mega evolves
>it uses thunderbolt
>Is the boyfriend still here?
>If so
>Roll to receive a hug from the boyfriend
>>8576128
>splet
>>8576149
Mega?!
>dodges the bolt
>launch another fireblast.
>>8576128
Splets don't hurt!
>splet the seaweed
It's just water!
>>8576087
Actually with Sito being here now, we decided it would be best if we only trained in double battles.
>>8576128
>Lazuli squints and gives him the traditional seahorse greeting splet
>He should know this, being a seahorse and all
>>8576054
>Of course, how could I forget that.
>Proxima leads Shelldon into the Pokemon Center
>Hello, I'd like you help my friend, he seems rather ill.
>The woman at the counter gives both Pokemon a strange look before wandering off into another room to get someone to come help
>Someone should come out to see you shortly, that woman went to go get someone who can help you.
>>8576188
>dubsplet
Lying fishgun why must you harm me?
>>8576233
I have no idea what any of this is!
>>8576103
Thank you.
>>8576106
Goodnight.
>>8576233
>Blubbarhglargle
>Lazuli accidentally splet up ink all over himself
>>8576285
>Que awkward bubbles as Lazuli tries to figure out how he doesn't speak seahorse-ish
..how?
>Roll for how bad Pearl's hangover is right now
>>8576106
...Yes sir.
...Is it weird for me to call you 'sir'?
>>8576103
Hehe, that would be amazing. Although I don't think you would if I do get a moonstone.
...And you're right, they are cute.
>>8576201
can i join in?
>>8576285
because it's fun.
>roll for a really big splet
Welcome to the shiiip!
>>8576185
>the ampharos easily dodges your fireblast and launches a retaliatory thunderbolt
>>8576366
>oh shit it crit
252+ SpA Mold Breaker Ampharos-Mega Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales on a critical hit: 237-280 (80.3 - 94.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8576264
Alright. Thanks.
>Sit down in a chair
>Wait
...
>Another violent coughing fit begins
>>8576317
How what?
>>8576347
Oh gods wh-
>7, misses
Oh. Okay. That's fine.
>>8576328
>It's manageable
Hmmm.... Got it!
>Pearl leaves a sticky note on Diamond's face that says "went level grinding on route 7 without you lazy bones"
>>8576299
>nina giggles
>>8576334
oh well, it will be fun while it lasts big sis
>>8576416
>He gives him a confused squint
You don't get...
>Lazuli tries the traditional greeting splet again
Can I ask a slightly odd question for an old man?
I've got the urge to head home, but the feeling that something not so pleasant's waiting there for me.
Not entirely sure what to do about it.
>Come back.
>Everyone is getting splet.
>Casually rig the not gold anchor up.
>>8576464
Human here.
Where's your home?
(Yes Zibel is pretending to be a human and talk to Thorpe via the thred, roll with it.)
>>8576416
Soooo.. what's your name?
>>8576495
>smol splet
>>8576413
>You're going to be alright.
>Proxima uses Calm Mind on Shelldon
>Last number indicates the number of posts until a doctor comes through to see Shelldon
>>8576366
>>8576381
>super zapped
eeeeerrr
>Fireblast!
>>8576495
Heh. Funny you've gotta specify, but these are the times we live in.
Hell, I keep contact with my deniable asset via burner phones.
Home's back in Unova. I retired, but I have a bad feeling I'll get dragged back into the thick.
>>8576547
>the ampharos gracefully dodges the blast of fire and returns with a thunderbolt
>>8576530
>Wave at splethusband.
Helloooooo.
>How the fug do anchors work.
>Just slide the chain through here and...
>>8576551
Oooh, Unova. Suuuuucks.
Well... Hm. I think you should! You can handle anything bad that comes about, can't you?
>>8576537
>Coughing subsides slightly
Thanks...
>>8576449
...I have no idea why you are trying to murder me, but it is not working.
>>8576530
I am... Curator Alcock. Of a definitely real museum.
>>8576577
>ampharos damages itself somehow
252+ SpA Mold Breaker Ampharos-Mega Thunderbolt vs. 132 HP / 0 SpD Ampharos-Mega: 44-52 (12.4 - 14.6%) -- possible 7HKO
>>8576577
hehe. Nice job there.
>fireblast
>>8576622
>Remi: be the most mature squirtgun ever.
..hehe your name is cock.
>>8576605
Hiiii!
>Wave fin sorta kinda
>>8576679
>still dancing around with amazing hair flowing in the wind it dodges your fireblast
>it tries another thunjderbolt
>>8576605
I survived the last two times bad came about.
Not sure if I can make it through a third.
Ah, well. Time to take these tired old bones home.
>>8576622
... you don't? It's not... It's... A greeting?
>He splets again
Seahorse language.
>>8576733
>it shocks itself again somehow
>>8576733
is this ampharos blind?
>fireblast
>>8576622
Al ... Cock?
>>8576698
>Wave back.
How's Alcock been?
>Clip this to here??
>I think so??
>>8576738
>Human disguise go.
I bet you can! Watch out for anyone funny.
>>8576755
>you fireblast yourself roll a 7 or higher to survive
>>8576776
>roll :(
>>8576784
>Zorro is KO'd
>Slvie taks his place and does a hyper voice
>>8576429
>I don't really feel like battling wild Pokemon over and over right now, so let's put Pearl on level grinding duty until Diamond starts posting again or some shit
>Rolling for how many levels his Pokemon gain this thread
>>8576613
(Sorry, I need to go for now)
>Proxima waits with Shelldon, psychically asking the doctor to give Shelldon a checkup as he comes in
>Proxima will continue to translate for Shelldon
>>8576805
>the hyper voice misses somehow and ampharos uses thunderbolt
>>8576844
>Dubs 4s
>By the end of thread all of his Pokemon will have gained 8 levels
>>8576698
...Uncouth.
>>8576740
>is splet upon
Ow.
>>8576775
...Yes I know what it sounds like.
>>8576775
Thoroughly spletted!
He seems okay.
>>8576880
Well it is!
>>8576775
>>8576880
>>8576891
>TAPE FIN TO HEAD
>ARRIVE
HELLO FELLOW FISH
>>8576871
>she avoids the thunderbolt easily and responds by yelling at the ampharos
>>8576931
>yoiu're doing terrible
>ampharos uses thunderbolt
>>8576898
...
>Splet the really big fish
Helloo!
>>8576898
>Traditional greeting splet
>Tfw the parents won't' leave you alone no matter how irritated you sound
>Rip me I might actually get kicked out at this rate
>>8576880
See?
>>8576880
Oh well welcome to the team, Alcock!
>>8576891
That's good.
>>8576898
...
>Squint.
>>8576898
Eh heh heh, nice fin.
>>8576844
>>8576875
>A squirrel has gone with Barry.
>Pickup activates. Rolling for random loot obtained.
>>8576955
>our best player this battle is ampharos
>>8576898
What in every possible hell is this?
>>8576973
What in every possible hell is that?
>>8576960
HELLO
>>8576962
>fucking how do i come there and sword them man
>hmu
HELLO TO YOU TOO
>>8576973
HELLO?
...GLUB GLUB
>>8576979
THANK YOU
YOURS IS COOLER
>>8576898
>"What is doing Necrozma now in Hoenn"
>"I should really code in a direct access to his eyes, like with the Units"
>>8576338
>no response
i guess i'll go train by myself then
>>8576987
>Only a great ball
>>8576875
>Pachi gives the ball to Pearl.
>>8576955
hahaha you may have great hair bt you can't hit anything but yourself.
>hyper voice
>>8576875
Whoa.
>takes mental notes on training methods
>>8577025
>ampharos keeps shocking itself somehow
>it uses thunderbolt
>>8577097
>fantastic nobody can hit anything
Don't worry I'll get you...
>hyper voice
>>8577004
>Squint more.
>>8577003
...A Swampert?
>>8577004
>get reminded that i'm worthless every day
>"You're lucky your mother is too nice to kick you out"
>This shit man
>idk man did you get your phone back
>or like idk you could hop in the side discord or the discord for that other rp its whatever is least stressful for you man
Hello... you are...?
>>8576973
Yup!
>>8577004
Who are yooou?
Another new buddy?
>>8577166
>hyper voice crits and ampharos faints!
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 132 HP / 0 SpD Ampharos-Mega on a critical hit: 408-480 (138.3 - 162.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>biker sends out tyrantum
>>8577024
Huh...? Oh, thanks little guy!
>Pat the Pachirisu on the head
>>8577087
Hey, having fun watching?
>>8577250
>flashback of scatterbug
YES
>>8577177
A Swampert. It's black. And giant.
>>8577003
Eh heh heh... eh
...eh...I don't know
( Ray here, would anyone mind if I do more stuff with Shitty Police Chief / Wannabe Mayor today? )
(I know people ree a bit at his faceclaim but I'd like him to run his course before he goes away )
>>8577217
>sylvie hyper voices the new dinosaur
>>8577250
>Happy squirrel sounds
>Pachi perches on Pearl's shoulder. ...There's something seriously missing here, though.
>Pearl's collar gets in the way of his scarf.
>...Oh well. Sqrl can be scarf.
>>8577290
>hyper voice hits
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Tyranitar in Sand on a critical hit: 296-350 (103.8 - 122.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>biker sends out heracrosss
>>8577288
(Perhaps you could just find a faceclaim that produces less rees? But no seriously, I'm fine with it)
I'm gay.
>>8577299
>Double scarf madness
>Gee Pearl how come you get two scarves
>>8577260
You sure you don't wanna jump in?
>>8577391
Are you sure
>roll to seduce
>>8577391
hi gay
welcome to the club
im gay too
>>8577309
>hyper voice that heracross
>>8577407
ABSOLUTELY I AM LEVEL 6
>>8577412
Oh dang you got me.
>>8577415
Dave she got me I gotta go have kids now.
>>8577430
Do it.
>Slurp an orange cream soda and watch the Zorro + Sylvie battle
>>8577288
(To be honest it is a perfect faceclaim for him)
>>8577407
>Comfy squirrel sounds.
>This beats scurrying along treetops any day.
>>8577430
>This reminds me
>I have no idea what level squirrel is supposed to be.
...What's level?
>>8577445
dude
you need a rescue or something
>>8577180
>fucking come on
>i will fight them
>and nah not officially
I AM... NEC...RO...PERT?
>>8577205
YES
THAT
>>8577462
>CALCULATE FLATNESS OF BUTT
>>8577422
>Sylvie is a crit machine
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Heracross on a critical hit: 458-542 (182.4 - 215.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>heracross faints and the biker drops 10x last 3 digits at prize money
>>8577445
do what exactly?
>>8577475
hmmm....
>examines the squirrel
>>8577502
Necropert, eh?
>>8577462
>mostly just sylvie
>>8577445
Well...
I didn't expect that to work...
Now what?
>>8577430
Yeah, but you'll just stay a level 6 with that attitude!
>>8577518
>>8577475
>Observe
>"Hmmm" as well for mystery factor
>>8577479
Yes, Dave. Save me.
Add me to your gay manwhore harem.
>>8577518
Fight?
>>8577533
Get me a soda? Actually.
Where do you live?
>>8577518
>>8577536
>No idea what route they caught him on, although in Kalos, pachis are normally on Route 12
>He hasn't done any training so far
>Pachi looks between the two of them, blinking.
>>8577529
Did we win? I think I may need my eyes checked... Sorry!
>embarrassed
>>8577502
Of course, a necropert. I knew that.
>equip notepad
>Note: dodge seahorses; addendum - figure out what a necropert.
>>8577502
>go ahead man, murder their asses
>im tired of this shit
>everything i do is the wrong thing apparently
>also rip, any idea when you're getting it back?
.... okay. Lazuli. You're from...?
>>8577502
... Why do I get the feeling I'm being watched?
>>8577526
>Gotta give Zorro props for trying
>You guys can battle him later if you want
>For those wicked EXP gains
>>8577502
Hi Necropert!
I'm Remi!
>Two friends in one day
>Excited fishtol sounds
>>8577522
YES.
NECROPERT.
>>8577562
THANK YOU
>>8577572
>probably in a week or two hopefully
>end me too man
>ill kill them though
...
ALMIA.
>>8577536
I'm scared to fight...
>>8577544
>does not make eye contact
like really scared.
>>8577553
You look kind of tough to me.
>>8577544
aight
where you at man
i can ride in on metagross for extra drama
shining armor and shit
>>8577544
I live in cyllage city in kalos
What flavor of soda do you like?
-adri the bisharp
>>8577617
>geez man
>okay okay wait how about
>instead of a wicked double suicide
>go for a wicked double kidnapping instead
>and then we can just chill in bone's attic
.... where's...?
-Lazuli the Horsea
>>8577659
fug
>>8577557
>hug Zorro
Hehe it's alright, you win some and you lose some.
-Sylvie