/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #63: Sleeping with the Enemy Editio

>>8569716
I want to cum inside the enemy.

>>8569716
Enemy? That's just Mistake. You know who the real enemy is? The greed of mankind against its best intentions. Yeah. Think about that for a second.

Which female satyrs annoy (or inflict other unwanted emotions upon) their siblings, parents or roommates by leaving their crusty used dildos lying around their room?

>>8569920
Dagger. Anon just tends to pick them up, find where his niece is hiding and then throw them at the back of her head while telling her to wash her shit.

>>8569836
>I just sat through my first entry level philosophy lecture at my community college.

>>8569990
>Femanon looks on with a blank expression as a large purple rubber horsecock flies across the living room towards her daughter and disappears behind the sofa after she unsuccessfully tries to catch it
>she is left alone to contemplate the situation, as her daughter angrily gets up to chase the assailant

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>>8570247

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Mal!

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>>8571440
Likes to walk around the house naked!

>>8571440
Gets gangbanged at anime conventions. Some other equally greasy weebs follow her on horsebook just to know which events she's planning on going to in the hopes of meeting and fucking her.

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>>8571614
Girl's got it pretty good. Her dad doesn't make her pay rent, doesn't bitch at her to get a job, and even still buys her some stuff. All she's gotta do is let him have unrestricted access to her body.

>>8572374
In fairness, if I had the means to do so, that'd apply to any and all daughterus I'd have.

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>>8572646
My nigga.

>>8572675
My only condition would be that they'd have to maintain a minimum standard of hygiene and not get fat.

>>8572702
Well, that's less an advanced parenting technique, and more a basic one.
Teach your kids to stay clean and healthy.

>>8572702

"Okay, sweetie, up onto the weighing scales."
>"This is stupid."
"Hmm... looks like you've put on a few pounds."
>"Aww, come on!"
"Sorry, rules are rules. You get a twenty percent allowance reduction until you drop the weight."
>"No wait, uh... I'm pregnant!"
"Yeah, nice try but I'm not falling for it."

>>8572785
What if she is pregnant?

>>8572814
Well then she'd better kiss her allowance goodbye.

>>8572785
I'd make them get fit if they got more than a little chubby. But that's equally for their benefit.
It's not something I'd judge on a scale.

>>8572826
And preggos get extra attention.

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Anyone know what the japanese text says?

>>8573361
I'm not entirely sure, but I think it says "Please be gentle, older brother (but slightly cut off, though not the part that literally means older brother)".

>>8573361
>>8573413
yup

>>8573361
>"What are we going to do on the bed?"
>Kanji for pompf

>>8573413
That's the one on the left I guess?
What about the top right one?

>>8573446
"please be gentle" on left
"big broth-" on right

>>8573446
The top right one is where she says "older brother".

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>>8573361
>>8573446

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>>8573361
>Missed /d/ asking for prompts last night.
Swear he asks for shit whenever I'm sleeping.

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>>8573361
>>8573501
>you will never have a little sister this cute

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>>8573521
Being a night owl has its occasional perks

>>8573501
She's saying "oh no" because she just realised that the fact that it was going to be anal was strictly non-negotiable, right? Or did she just remember that she left the cooker on?

>>8573694
She suddenly realized that Gale's kind of a piece of shit.

>>8573743
I'm sure she knew that already. He's her only brother though, so it's him or no incest.

>>8573884
There are always uncles and momcest.

>>8571440
Mal and male Button Mash satyr playing vidya while Mal is teasing him sexually when

>>8573903
>uncles
I wasn't aware that Fluttershy had any other brothers than Zephyr.

Even if she did, they wouldn't be true onii-chans.

>>8573903
Hmm... I guess Timber would be her cousin...

>>8573977
I don't even consider that one to exist.

>>8573684
Was Muddle hiding he was a girl rhe whole time?

>>8573521
I always work late night so I miss requests and prompts too. I know the feel friend

>>8573521
>>8574256
nows a good chance for you
i am taking requests

>>8575129
Asha buying some of Mera or Lenora's venom.

>>8575129
>>8575129
Petunia eating Apple Cobbler and Utah eating Chocolate and Vanilla ice cream.

>>8575129
Dawn seeking clarification as to whether it's treason then.

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>>8575129
Tonsil dressing up as Professor Pyg with a Dollotron bun.

>>8575129
Ariana urinating on Anon's dick.

>>8574225
He's not a girl, since he has a dick but it doesn't show.

>>8576323
Muddle never existed. It's just Freckles alter ego she uses to feel more confident.
That's why he's such an impossible asshole. A complete introvert trying to imitate extrovert traits will probably exaggerate them.

>>8576453
Interesting theory.

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>>8575250
i'm working on these, sorry for taking a while

>>8575129
One of the Flutterchildren taming a Leviathan. Preferably rodeo style.

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>>8576854
Art itself looks good as always, but the implied method kind of doesn't make sense.

Venom collection just has the snake bite a cup with a membrane stretched over it. It doesn't hurt them in the slightest. So I don't get why she's bandaged and Asha's carrying a bag.

>>8573977
Wanna see a thing?

>>8576951
Yes. I love things.

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>>8576965
Sibling swap. One was more consensual than the other.

>>8575129
>Was at work
>missed out anyway
Life is suffering. Welp, how about some Sunshine holding a bottle of Sunny D and smiling at it knowingly. Maybe asking Night if she wants some if his "SunnY D"?

>>8577048
So... Timber on Drizzle and Gale on Ivy?
Me rikey.

>>8577048
Is there a png version of this?

>>8577121
Thorn, I think. Ivy has back length hair; that hair kinda looks grungey

>>8577232
Yeah, could be Thorn.

>>8576940
bag o' venom jars, and kimmy is a kid who doesn't milk out her snake sis too often, and was rougher than intended.
or something.

Gee, it sure is boring around here.

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>>8581021
Continuation of the small Mera pic from yesterday.

>>8581090
Did Ariana shove it up her snatch?

>>8583820
Anon's just not keeping track of what objects he stored in which daughteru as well as he should.

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Only losers pull out.

>>8577165
If there is, would like someone to upload it. Please.

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Plump satyr rump bump, chump.

>>8589980
Do you think Muddle/Garble/Snapshot's main drake boytoy ever gives him a rim job and abuse his prostate with their long tongue?

>>8583820
She shoved it inside her massive urethra.

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>>8575250
>>8575275
>>8575276
>>8576854
>>8576934
>No porn requests
>On /sad/

>>8590955
I'm not sure what you expect if it seems like this is the only place /d/ really pops their head in and asks for them.

>>8590955
I requested >>8575553

>>8590955
Well why don't you make some then?

>>8575129
Pogo fucking Mumble on the bed.

>>8590955
Our lewd is building anon. Do not doubt our lewd powers

>>8591002
We're all proud of you.

>>8591349
To sit as king, warm and wet, atop the crests of mountainous mounds familial flesh. This is the dream.

>>8591553
Yep. Breeding with your family is every man's dream here.

>>8591725
Nah

>>8591747
Yes.

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>>8591845
Nope. Never really liked the incest. Sometimes it was really eye rolling. I would rather see a satyr after years of both external and internal conflict get their happy ending, finding some sort of peace, and a place they can call home.

>>8591725
Hell yeah.

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>>8591725
It's certainly mine.

>>8592064
Is that Peach?

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>>8577048

>>8592131
Awesome!

>>8592104
Yeah.

>>8592167
I'm surprised there's no incest porn with her and Pear. So much wasted potential.

Come to think of it, there isn't all that much art of them in general.

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>>8592196
Not a fan of siblingcest, but I otherwise agree.

>>8592240
Cute!

I'd love to see some porn of her.

>>8592196
Maybe because most people here are fucking sick of even more more new satyrs who almost seems to be copies of their parents?
>Apples
Whohoo. What's the difference between writing about he first Apple satyr, Cider, and Pear or Peach?

>>8591725
No it isn't; degenerate.

>>8592261
>most people here are fucking sick of even more more new satyrs who almost seems to be copies of their parents?
They're old as hell though.
They just don't get discussed much.
Also, almost all the really old satyrs are practically satyrized copies of their parents.

>>8592325
>They're old as hell though.
Why don't you just go to the AiE general and scream at them to stop talking about the Mane 6 while you're at it?

>Also, almost all the really old satyrs are practically satyrized copies of their parent
So your idea is to create even more copies?

>They just don't get discussed much.
Because of morons like you.
Really, what is it exactly that stops you from taking every idea you have about, say... Fiddle or Faddle, and give it to Pogo or Mumble instead so they can get a little more flesh on their bones?

>>8592589
>So your idea is to create even more copies?
No, I never said that.
I was just pointing out that a lot of the satyrs we currently have are as well, and that we can still enjoy them.

>>8592325
Which is sort of a problem. I do think, beyond random dank meme satyrs we should collectively try to flesh out ones we have as opposed to making more of them.

>>8592722
Yeah, I'd love to see some of those old rarely discussed satyrs fleshed out more.

>>8592610
>I was just pointing out that a lot of the satyrs we currently have are as well
So you admit that many of the new satyrs we have gotten recently are just copies, and that we can still enjoy them even if they are pretty much satyr versions of their Equestrian parents?

This is why I dislike the newest satyrs.

>Mention in /sat/ how /sad/ has just been chill and talking about stuff
>Suddenly shit stir posts appear
Like pottery

>>8592756
>Fluttershy's Home for Forgotten Satyrs

>>8592773
>So you admit that many of the new satyrs we have gotten recently are just copies
Which ones?

>>8592756
Well we can always do so now. Did you have anyone specifically in mind?

>>8592819
>Literally less than a week
Pot and kettle; almost like they are the same

>>8592949
Well, we were talking about Peach and Pear.

>>8592872
Peach, Pear, Ariana, Gumdrop, Herc, Flora, Fauna, Nightengale, Shortcake, Fiddle, Faddle,; Fucking hell, there are too many to mention right now.

>>8592973
Honestly I know basically nothing about Pear as is. I didn't even know he was a thing until someone mentioned him earlier in this thread.

Suppose we could always consider what her relationships with the other significant Apples and/or the Apple satyrs are. Personality traits, quirks, interests, and go from there and such.

>>8593518
>Peach, Pear
>Gumdrop, Herc, Flora, Fauna
>Shortcake, Fiddle, Faddle
Those are all old.

>Ariana
Not a copy.

>Nightengale
Can't even remember who her parent is, so I couldn't say.

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>>8593540
>Honestly I know basically nothing about Pear as is
Not too surprising.
They've been in the satyrs by parent pastebin for years, but as far as I can remember they've barely been discussed. At least in the last 3 year or so.

The only reason they really caught my attention again was thanks to /d/non's recent art.

>>8593578
>Not a copy.
Prove it.

>>8593658
well, considering there isn't a set personality for the parent, there could'nt be a copy or clone

>>8593630
Which brings the question: what makes Pear and/or Peach any different from Cider? Or Applejack for that matter?

>>8593658
To be honest, her mom isn't even a canon character, so there isn't really anything to copy in the first place, unless you consider the mere presence of features from her non-human species as "copying".

>>8593716
>To be honest, her mom isn't even a canon character,
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is one of the main reasons why the Satyr General has gone downhill.

>>8593781
instead of just baiting around, why wouldn't you just cut to the chase with "lolol, i don't like satyr so let it burn"

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Stop replying to him. He's spent the whole day proving on both threads that he's only here to stir shit up.
Nothing you do or say will convince him of anything, and if you prove him wrong, he will just move the goal posts.

Responding to him in any capacity is not only a waste of time, it encourages him and makes the thread worse.
So don't, not to prove a point, not even just to call him he's a faggot.

>>8593885
Agreed. Not gonna reply to him anymore.

>>8593518
>Gundrop, Shortcake, Flora and Fauna
>Copies
Retard.

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>>8593885
This, post satyrs.

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>>8593935
Yes, let's.

>>8593935
Any chance of a picture of Peach fertilizing her apple tree by peeing in the pot?

>>8593885
Oh hey, it's the inbred fag who keeps crying that every single kind of criticism is nothing but shitposting, and who says that every single idea that gets posted here is grand and amazing no matter how stupid it actually is.

>>8594376
Cute! Is this new?

>>8594376
yep. original had timber in it though, so i figured the blank would be more thread-happy

>>8594451 was meant for >>8594399

>>8594376
>you will never hug Mumble
>she will never try hard not to show it, but secretly feel a little warm and fuzzy inside from the attention

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>>8575275

>>8594521
Utah and Darcy sharing an ice cream?
How romantic!

>>8594521
>Cowshit satyr
How disgusting.

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>people think Eden is a girl

NOPE

>>8595303
Thistle is one sexy shortstack.

>>8595303
Is the idea for them to look equally like both genders?

>>8594521
So what's the occasion him and Darcy?

>>8595449
I think this is shipping denied, with Petunia and Featherheart doing their thing, and Utah and Darcy just catching up as cousins do.

>>8595449
Looks like a date.

>>8595449
dating, it was going to be cider, but i've been on a darcy kick.

>>8595506
Utah and Darcy make a pretty cute couple.

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>>8595491
I was thinking more "Congrats, you're not my sidekick anymore."
>>8595542
Is this attempt 4?

>>8595620
attempt 4?

>>8595633
Trying to put Utah and Darcy together. Trying to give Utah incest has been something long running. There has been quite a few attempts, most with Darcy. Even trying to make Petunia related to him.

>>8595661
oh. honestly i chose Darcy cos everyone in the thread likes incest, so giving them a maybe-date-maybe-family-outing was my go to choice. she's the only Apple satyr that looks appealing with him, and there isn't anyone else outside the senpai that i like with him.
but it's my first attempt

>>8595708
>everyone
i mean the majority, based on reactions

>>8595542
>More incest
Of fucking course... Becasue normal porn is just a no-go here, right?

>>8595708
I mean it's pretty ambiguous all things considered. If you want to ship them it works, but if you'd rather it just be cousins having ice cream that works too.

>>8595620
>Is this attempt 4?
No idea. Haven't kept count.

>>8594034
That was a peach tree, actually. I'm not really into this stuff but here:
https://puu.sh/vbJhj/8df8156bbc.png

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>>8594451
You mean this?

>>8596331
>jpg
why even bother posting

>>8595303
UNIKEK'D

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>>8596427
Because fuck you?

>>8594521
I like Petunia x Feather. What was the back story to their relationship? Is it a bovine thing? Or does she meet her through Apple Family gatherings where Feather is brought along as guesyou when the buffalo visit.

>Utah x Darcy
>Dating your cousin
Naughty lazy Utah.

>"Utah, it's about time you go out and meet a nice gurl."
>"Do I gotta ma?"
>"Oh yes ya do. I dun want ya gettin too chummy with that big ol cow girl next door. Go find a really nice, cute gurl for ya. And if she has experience with farms even better."
>AJ pushes Utah out the door as he sighs and walks a few steps and passes Darcy fixing the tractor.
>"Hey Utah." She waves.
>"Hey Darc." He replies none to enthusiastically before having a thought "Say, ya doing anything tonight?"

>>8594521
Wow. More lesbo shit. What joy.

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>>8596833
sorry man, here's a dick. i even censored the little bit of vag, just for you.

>>8596850
Wow. More gay shit. What joy.

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>>8596869

>>8596877
Thank you! This lines up perfectly with my exceptionally particular standards.

Friendly reminder to not reply to obvious shit posters looking to derail threads into pointless arguing. Friendly reminder to make content that appeals to you and not make flimsy excuses for not making said content. Friendly reminder this is in no way targeting any particular post or poster and if you feel that way it's more of an issue for yourself to reflect on.

>>8596889
>>8596877
Actually it's not so bad and does fits perfectly with my headcanon.

>>8596733
Satyr knock off merch is a thing.

Who is made and what are they made into? Go!

>>8596744
That's his harem and he's catching up with how his cousin is doing.

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dick

>>8597926
>femdom
It's shit.

But more importantly, here name is Eventide, not Evenfall.

>>8597976
Evenfall is a different satyr from Eventide.
Same mother though.

>>8598044
When did this happen?

>>8598073
A while ago, but not super long ago. She wasn't pushed much so the only "set" differences is that Evenfall is more red and plays guitar.

>>8595708
>Senpai
So we're rolling with the mentor idea?

>>8598352
whoops, forgot that 4chan changes f a m into senpai

>>8598361
Oh, then why don't you like anyone outside the family with him?

>>8594050
>>8594304
>large muscular womens dripping blood
i can't be more hard
i need more

>>8599607
This.

>>8595303
More Thistle! Do more Thistle MT!

>>8599607
this, those two are hot as fuck.
just think of the lesbian sex!

>>8603758
I don't care much for lesbian stuff, but strong fierce women are hot no matter what.

>>8571440
I want to make Mal pretty

>>8604685
I want to hug Mal while we are both naked.

>>8596106
Maximum unf.

>>8606204
I want Mal and everything that is related to that Nyx cancer to be removed.

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Did you know that when not experimenting on fully consenting volunteers in her role as The Bun Empire's chief medical officer, Tonsils likes to make her own candy and hand it out freely to the Empire's orphans?

Don't fall for enemy lies! Remember that The Great Father's agents are working tirelessly for you night and day.

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>>8608077
>"Oh what is this? A lone bun out past curfew?"
>"I am sorry I did not know and.."
>"You did not know about curfew?" The grizzled fem bun asks knowingly before looking to the masked gunbun behind her, "Snowball, tell me. Do we ANNOUNCE when curfew is?"
>"Yes ma'am."
>"And how loud is it?"
>"Very loud ma'am."
>"Could you..MISS hearing the siren?"
>"No."
>"And what of the announcement after?"
>"No."
>"Ah, you cant right? That is, unless you WANTED to not hear it."
>"Ay." The masked bun nods as the now trembling bun tries walking back.
>"I.I.I am sorry, it will not.."
>"Happen again?" She asks cutting her off "Yes, you're right. It wont. Take her away." She states as the masked bun walks forward as only the cries of the arrested bun can be heard in the night.

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>>8608077
Do we have any Bun propaganda images like this?

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>>8608261
While serving in the bun inquisition, what is the punishment for not being able to field strip, clean, oil and reassemble your weapon in under two minutes while blindfolded and upside down?

>>8607145
I want to watch you remove yourself.

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>>8608615
That is the test to prove your worth of even joining the BI. What follows after is a grueling 6 month boot camp of surprise inspections, Blinding PT, limited rations, and fierce combat training. But each bun will tell you the hardest thing of it all is the strict no sexual release rule. Climbing the mountains is way harder with a chastity belt on. The chaffing is far worse than any weighted down pack on their back, and baby powder is the most prized possession during training. With dildos and ona holes being the second AFTER bootcamp.

As for any punishments, despite the harsh and almost unlivable conditions of boot camp there are no punishments during the BC runs but once in the BI the punishment for breaking the rules can be brutal. Ranging anywhere from being a "volunteer" to Tonsil's Program, sent to one of the many brothels for dishonorable dickcharge duty where they are stripped of all freedoms and become a round the clock fuck hole with no pay or compensation and barely any rest, or used as a personal fuck slave to the male BI members. Some males secretly long for their higher ups to fuck up so they can rut them violently. But most males hold high respect or truly become infatuated to their higher ups. But only very very few of them ever get intimate with them.

>>8608261
>>8609930
Is this the same girl, and if so then how did she lose her eye?

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>>8610170
Before she had lost her eye she was in charge of a fairly modest unit. Part of the scout brigade. Branch out, forage, scavenge, that sort of thing. Resources like water, food, etc need to located constantly and marked in case of hard times or political starve out games. There was no official report but word around the warren was she took a squad of 15 buns with her out on an exploration operation, and almost 2 weeks later returned with only 3 buns and seriously wounded.

None spoke officially of what occurred and remain silent to this day. But if her softly spoken nightmares are anything to go by it sounded like a struggle or ambush. Also a single medical report that was read before everything was silenced detailed that one of the buns seemed to be pregnant. But no records of any births were reported and the bun in question mysteriously disappeared after a medical checkup from Doctor Tonsils.

The whole incident was the talk of the warren for some time.

If you all cared about family feels and parenting as much as you do inbred incest harems and fetishes, then the satyr general would be one of the greatest generals on /mlp/. But you don't.

Bait.jpeg

>>8611091
hesrightyouknow.png

If you all cared about giving the thread content and wanting satyr to continue as much as you bitched and moaned about every offset conversation, then the satyr general might have a chance at thriving. But you don't.

>>8593885

post something

>>8611133
But Anon, then we couldn't talk about Arianna's piss for the thousanth time, or how the bunny girls are acting lol so random playing nation-state, or how satyr girls are all airheaded sluts whose only purpose in life is to get daddy's cummies before they get to the ripe old age of their early twenties.

>>8611386
see>>8611385

>>8611415
You act as though I give a damn

>>8611385

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>>8611386
This is /sad/

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the entire point of this thread being created in the first place to allow us to wallow in our horrible fetishes as much as we wanted for as long as we wanted in order to get it out of our systems and keep it out of /sat/?

He admits he's just here to bitch, and has no interest in contributing in any way. >>8611435

Stop giving him attention like a bunch of retards.

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>>8611534
what is there left to talk about? no one wants to post anything, especially not content creators

>>8611492
If that's what you want to believe. It got apparent pretty soon that the thread just cycles through the same lame fetishes though.

>>8611492
Yeah, which is why that Anon is either a troll who only is just looking to piss on the threads in any way he can, or an honest piss baby who can't be bothered to add content he wants to see but is more than motivated to go above and beyond to always kick and scream and demand other people be the change rather than him. And always makes flimsy excuses about why he can't make his own content thinking that gives him a pass to keep crying and screaming. I'm more willin to belive he's a troll than a moron piss baby.

>>8611594
It'd be nice to see some of the stories you made here so you could really give it to me and feel justified for the finger wag.

>>8611386
>satyr girls are all airheaded sluts whose only purpose in life is to get daddy's cummies
i like this, and would like to subscribe to the newsletter

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>>8611705

>>8611717
friend, do you have a congregation of your art?
or commissions?

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>>8611705
>>8611717

Is that a Buyo Belle? Major cutie.

>>8611566
We're like everyone's fun paw paw who is on life support, but everyone is too emotionally attached to pull the plug

>>8611735
Just posting on Hesh's behalf, still.
But I've put up, or am in the general process of putting up the bits he's fine with on derpi under heretichesh.
I don't know if he does commissions.

>>8611736
ye

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So ignoring the crying piss babies who will bitch and moan no matter what we talk about, should we continue our fun bantz about the bun empire or move on to another topic?

>>8611859
Funny how you ignored my question of you posted any stories on here yourself and went straight back into discussions.

>>8611717
tuna won't get away
http://imgur.com/a/PEpQg

>>8611717
>>8612144
I'm sorry, but who the fuck are these two?

>>8612207
Discount satyrs from Animal Planet.

>>8612207
somewhere between shitty oc, edgelord, and not-satyr

>>8612144
Brutal as shit, son. Luckily, tuna lay upwards of 6 million eggs.

But I got the feeling this was heading more towards Golden Seel being the Cottonball to Buoy's Lenora.

I think core is permissible on /sad/, by the way.

>>8612207
Buoy, the shark, is derpi's granddaughter, from her youngest Dingaling, and one of them shark people from from Under the Sparkling Sea, named Bruce.

Golden Seel is just a joke satyr Hesh made because he had zora cuties on the brain. I don't plan to upload any solo stuff of her to derpi.

>>8611859
Okay, what kind of power would fit Pogo?

>>8612390
Obviously he uses a pogo powered drill to dig tunnels.

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>>8604452
>I don't care much for lesbian stuff
just think about this
>their sweaty, hot and hard as diamonds abs rubbing while they hold hands
>after workout
just think about it

>>8611594
>>8611859
You really seem to love using the word "piss" a lot, so let's talk about Ariana's hot and steamy pee. Or how about the entire inbred bunny empire peeing in unison on their king because he ordered them to?

>>8612390
What does this have to do with lewd?

>>8611133
What often happened when people tried to have conversations back then? Oh right, fags like you always came and tried to take over the topics and steer them towards sexual fetishes, completely ruining the mood for everyone else. And then you'd cry and scream that everyone who told you to stop are the bad guys. And you wonder why some people don't feel like trying to make anything anymore?

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>People still replying to obvious trolls and shit posters

https://youtu.be/H4A1haySbx8?t=55s

Avoid conversation with the shitposter. The shitposter will lie, the shitposter will make excuses, he will use words he don't really know. If he gets really desperate, he may start to rap, or dance.

Oh yeah, there is powerful shitpostery at work here.

>>8611705
>>8611717
Does the tuna girl have a name?

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>>8613421

>>8612514
>so let's talk about Ariana's hot and steamy pee
Not him, but I want to fuck Ariana's urethra while she pees around my cock.

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>>8613421
What >>8613482 said.

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Have some socky Mumble.

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>>8616447

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>>8616480
And a Peach to round it out.

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>>8616509
Forgot this one.

Hesh really needs to study how proportions work.

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"Why so gloom there pretty lady? You should be happy somebody cool like me was able to buy all three of you together. Not many buns get so lucky as to all be still together."
>"But we still got sold." The chubby cutie replies with a poisonous snarl as the cart rolls along the road.
"Well the Bun Empire is a respectable organization, but its gotta make money somehow."
>The bun makes no reply and just broods annoyed as the silent armless one just looks forward.
>The perky one at least seemed excited, even if she had to be carried onto the cart.
>Still, not a bad hall. You had been saving for over a year for this day and made out with 3 more buns than you were expecting to get. But then again, you played it smart and went to the discount line.
>Still, in your lustful hunger for cute fuck toys you realize you may have overdone it. Like going to the store without having eaten you came home with more than you really needed.
>Thoughts of how to feed and provide for these buns began flowing through your mind. At least the angry one looks able bodied so she can do some work but the others.
>Well, a thought for another day, the bun who sold these cuties to you was very specific ("NO REFUNDS")

>As the cart rolls up to your cozy home, 2 bed 1 bath, you slide off the cart and beckon for the disabled bun.
>She slides to you eagerly enough and into your hands as the quiet one dismounts on her own. For having no arms she carried herself well with feet alone.
>The brooding one just slumps off with a heavy thud as she takes the little bag of their possessions and bellows.
>Holding a firm honey in one hand and fumbling with your keys in the other, you awkwardly force the door inward and enter.
"Well, come on in, have a seat."
>The buns follow behind as you set the one your holding down onto the couch. The others sit themselves as you head to the kitchen.
>Getting some cokes and jerky you head over and give each an equal share.

>>8619570

>Not thinking this through the one you set by the armless bun just sits there as she looks at it befuddled as the brooding bun just holds it. The perky one is your favorite so far as she happily begins eating.
"So, I uhh, have a room you all can share. Its not very big but you should all be able to live there until I can figure something out."
>"Thats ok mister, we're used to all sleeping together." The cute one smiles before sipping at her soda. The quiet one makes no comment as the brooder just looks to the floor annoyed.
"Oh, well thats kinda good I guess. Well, let me show you around then."
>The silent one gets up and goes to the perky bun, she bends down and lets her crawl on her back like a piggy back ride. The other gets up and waits as you take them on the dime tour.
"Right there is the kitchen, even though its just a small corner of the home. We got our bathroom down here and if we keep coming down the hall we get to our rooms. Your room is here on the left, and mine is here on the right."
>You open their door and showcase the minimally furnished room, a fairly large bed, some shelves, and a closet. The three buns soak it up as they go in and even the angry one seems facisnated at her room.
"I'll let you three get settled and then we can talk about dinner." You smile
>Closing the door, the buns are left alone and wait a moment before looking at each other.
>"Well? Thoughts ladies?"
>"He seems annoying."
>"..."
>"I dont know, I like him, he seems nice."
>"He's just doing this so he can sleep with us."
>"Probably, but it could be worse." She shrugs as the silent one nods
>"He doesn't seem to want to do it by force." She almost whispers before going back to being silent.
>"Mmhmm, good point sis. In any case, a lazy lay every so often is a pretty good trade for a nice quiet home." She replies nonchalantly "But lets make this interesting, 4 carrots says he goes for Clover first." She smirks playfully to the brooding bun.

>>8619589

>"M.me!? No way, he'll go for Dandelion." She says pointing to the armless bun as she shakes her head.
>"Hazel."
>"Me?" She replies in surprise "I dont know." She laughs "Im too CLINGY, get it?" She jokes as Clover shakes her head. Still, she was happy to be with her sisters.

>Clover sets the bag of stuff on the bed and begins to unload the few articles of clothing, as she does Hazel scoots herself over and picks up a cute little tanktop, “Mind if I wear this Dandy?”
>The silent one makes no reply aside from shaking her head as Hazel is given the ok to fit herself into it. Dandelion looks over the clothing too and bites down on a modest plain white tee. She drags it over and just stands in place with the shirt in her mouth as Clover notices and goes over.
>”Cmon Dandelion you know I cant read your mind. Just say if you need help putting something on.”
>It takes her a moment but Clover is able to pull down her shirt and get it nice and adjusted. The words (“Juicy”) in bright pink font are the only decorations on the shirt as Clover keeps her thoughts to herself.
>Still, it was pretty drafty and though she hated the clothes the warren gave them she grabbed the only other shirt available. Not even an arm in and she could tell something was wrong. Tight, restrictive, and uncomfortable as heck.
>Clover stands in the room wearing the most unflattering tight and lumpy shirt in existence, which did little to complement her curvy, more to love body. She felt silly but its not like the other shirts would have fit any better.
>The three emerge from their room and head down the hall as you sit on the couch watching TV, noticing them coming you quickly turn it down as Clover walks over holding Hazel and sets her down on the couch.
>You cant help but notice how much the brooding one looks like a large pillow in a small case.
“Um, if you need extra clothes I left some in the closet for you all. It's probably a little big but..”

>>8619607

>Clover notices you're looking at her directly and looks at her protruding belly before giving a silent snarl as she turns away and heads back to her room.
>As she does you get a nice look at her plump bun buns as the g string she was wearing left little to the imagination. Still, it was a nice view.
>”Hazel.” The quiet one speaks out breaking you from your admiring of bun body, “Food.”
>”Oh, right. Master, we're REALLY hungry.” Hazel pouts as she lays on the sweetness hard, folding back her ears as though to plead, appealing to your adorable addiction.
>You do an inside HNNGH and try not to show how well that swayed you.
“Well, today is a special occasion having you girls in my house. Wanna get something delivered?”
>”Delivered?” She asks tilting her head in confusion. Not sure if she's hamming up the cuteness or not.
“Yeah, like we place an order and somebody brings it to us.”
>Hazel smiles almost ear to ear as though it was the most exciting news in the world, “Yes! Yes Master! Can we please order delivered!?”
>You snort out a guffaw getting up as you head to the kitchen.
“Sure, let me place the order.”
>As you go to the other room Hazel quickly scoots over to Dandelion and whispers “Hey we did pretty well for ourselves, if he is important enough to have food delivered to him.“
>”He must be a lord.” She replies very softly as you come back holding a phone to your ear.
“Do you girls want salad with the pizza?!”
>”Mmhmm.” Hazel nods
“Ok!”
>Finished placing the order, you hang the phone and head back to the living room. As you do Clover enters from the hall, you look her over from top to bottom and see she put on your socks and faded Metallica shirt. From what you could tell she wasn't wearing any underwear but it was hard to see as the shirt cut off that part of her body.
>She notices your eyes lingering as she seems to frown looking away. You do the same and clear your throat a bit.

>>8619626

“So, umm..you're Hazel, and you're?” You ask pointing to the armless one.
>”Dandelion.” She replies
“Ok, and..”
>”Clover.” The curvy angry one states not giving you the chance to address her directly.
“Well, I'm Anon, its a pleasure to meet you all. The pizza will take about 30 soooo...wanna watch TV?”
>The three buns all sit next to one another on the couch as you watch from your recliner. Each had their own way of sitting but Clover had the cutest as she sat indian style wearing your old shirt. Sadly despite your prior speculation she was not going commando, but was sporting a very tight and small pair of blue short shorts.
>Dandelion just sort of sat there, but then again she lacked the arms to really lounge. Maybe her posture was something she always thought of in case she had to get up in hurry. As for Hazel she laid her head on the arm rest and seemed the most content of the three.
>Its then the doorbell rings as she quickly perks up, “Pizza! Dandelion up!” She commands as Dandelion immediately stands, goes over to her and bends down as she crawls on for a piggy back ride.
“Its ok I can get it.”
>”No master let us, we've always wanted to do this.” Hazel smiles to you as you cant help but let her.
“Ok, ok just let me get you the money.”
>As you reach into your back pocket Clover and the rest walk to the door and open it, a youngish unicorn colt levitates some boxes and looks to the buns “Oh uh somepony ordered pizza?”
>Hazel is the first to answer, “Yes we did slave.”
“...”
>Clover snatches the boxes with a glare of contempt as Hazel continues “Hit him Dandelion.”
>With a swift kick she downs the colt as he lets out a series of pained cries.
“Oh my god!”
>The three buns look on from the kitchen as you practically beg apologize to this far younger stallion. Hazel can feel her stomach in knots as she waits for it all to be over “Why is Master apologizing to that peasant? Isn't he a lord?”

>>8619640

>Dandelion ponders a moment before replying ”Maybe he's from another ruling warren?”
>”Oh no! That could cause a war!”
>Clover just replies with a dismissve “Tsk, great. Now we're gonna get sold again.”
>The door closes as you walk into the kitchen.
“Well I cant ever order from there anymore.”
>Hazel is at your feet in seconds as she sniffles on the verge of crying “We're sorry Master, please don't sell us!”
>Dandelion says nothing but you can see concern in her eyes as Clover looks to the floor more upset than scared.
“Whoa, whoa, relax, nobody is getting sold. I mean, MAYBE somebody might get arrested if he presses charges. But I've noticed ponies don't really follow up on many criminal charges.”
>Hazel seems to calm down a bit and rubs her wet eyes.
“Cmon.” You pick her up off the floor and bring her to the table as the others follow.
>After a quick setting of the table you crack open that bad boy pizza as the buns all look at it impressed. You begin serving yourself as the others wait patiently. You bite into your slice and munch in silence as the three wait in silence with you.
“Whats the matter? Aint ya gonna eat?”
>Hazel reaches but is cut off by Clover “Hazel! He didnt give us permission. You wanna get punished?”
>She stops and brings her hand back and looks to you sorrowfully “I I'm sorry Master.” You just chew slowly and wonder if this is some kind of game they're playing.
“You know I don't care if you serve yourself right? You can get food.”
>Hazel perks up having heard the magic words and begins to fill her paper plate with salad and pizza. The others do the same when they see no punishment has been given.
>By the time they are serving themselves Hazel is already chewing down a big slice “Its so good Master!”

>>8619657

“Yeah, Pizza King is the best. Its a shame I cant order it anymore.” You somewhat sigh beneath your breath.
>”Well maybe we can reach a peace agreement with the Pizza Kingdom master?”
“I doubt it will be a beneficial one. And probably lots of spit in pizzas.”

Thats all I got for now. Would have added more but vidya has been eating up a lot of time when not at work.

>>8619704
>he doesn't write while concurrently getting 420 no scopes in Call of Duty 19

>>8619704
I enjoyed it. Cute, subby buns.

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>>8620796
Glad ya did Anon, I also wrote that short about this cutie and am conflicted on which one I want to prioritize with my limited writing time.

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>>8610170
>"Raising the Empire up to glory wasn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid."

>"Buns died. Good buns. MY buns."

>>8619704
Where are the porn and fetishes?

>>8622933
that shit looks nice. how'd she lose her arms? what would she consider her most proud fight?

>>8622933
BUN. YOU'VE GOT A WAY TO FALL. THEY'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO GO. BUT THEY WON'T KNOW.

>>8619704
This was fun, and all stories are appreciated.

>>8623514
Except the really shitty ones with extremely bad characters and writing. Then you criticize it and hope that the one who wrote it realises what he did right and wrong and gets better.

>>8622933

>Seeing the young girl covered in scars, missing an eye and an arm, Anon felt his heart tighten in his chest.
>The lengths his children and their children would go to to serve him and make him proud, the suffering they would endure.
>A girl barely out of her teens, denied her childhood, mangled and traumatised all in the name of her faith.
>Her faith in him.
>She fell to her knees, her eyes cast downwards at the floor as he stood from his throne and approached her.
>Anon felt decidedly unworthy of such selfless devotion.
>It didn't matter how distantly they were related or to which of his descendants she was born, she was as a daughter to him.
"Stand, look at me."
>She hesitated, unsure if such a liberty was permitted.
>Was this all a test of her faith?
>She trembled as she felt her Great Father's hand on her shoulder, the man kneeling in front her.
"Please... you bow to no-one."
>Slowly she raised her head, her eye at last meeting the gaze of the man before her.
>Quickly she looked away once again.
>"I-I'm not..."
>She stuttered.
>She, who had seen things that most of her siblings couldn't even imagine and that had faced dangers that would have most turn tail and run.
>She felt ashamed.
>Swallowing hard, she tried again to speak.
>"I-I'm not worthy."
>Her eye widened as she felt the man caress he cheek, seemingly unperturbed by the grotesque scars that turned the stomachs of most that looked upon her and made small children hide behind their mother's legs from the 'monster' they perceived her as.
"Look at me."
>She couldn't disobey, her faith compelling her.
>As she once more looked upon the man, his kindly, gentle smile caught her off guard.
"You say you're not worthy?"

>>8624103

>Her mouth felt dry, words failing her as the man that she considered her god, the one that she had sacrificed so much for and had lost so many good friends in service of, leaned forwards and embraced her as an equal.
"I say that there are none more worthy in all the world."
>At last she could hold it back no longer, her eye welling up with tears that poured down her cheek as she threw her arms around him and broke down into sobs.
>She clung to him tightly as if afraid to let go as he held her close, one hand softly caressing her back and the other gently stroking her mangled ears as they lay flat against the back of her head.
>She sniffed, her chest feeling tight as if her heart was going to burst at any minute.
>"All my life I've tried my best..."
>She choked back another sob.
>"T-Tried to serve you loyally and honour your teachings."
>It hurt, remembering all her fallen comrades that she had lost throughout the years.
>Somewhere along the way, it felt like she had lost a part of herself too.
>She had become like iron, hardened by the world and numbed to its suffering.
>But if that was true, why was she now crying like she had never cried before?
>"It's been so hard!"
>She shook her head, not wishing to disgrace herself or the memory of those she'd lost.
>This was weakness, she told herself.
>It was unacceptable.

>>8624113

>All her doubts and worries were quelled in an instant, her mind going blank as her Great Father turned his head and placed a kiss upon her brow.
"You did good, kiddo, you did good."
>She could barely comprehend his words.
"You've served me loyally, given all that you can give. Now I say that you've done enough."
>She looked up at him through her tears.
"Let another take your place. Rest, you've earned it"
>The very idea seemed foreign to her, an incomprehensible concept.
>"R-Rest?"
>How could she?
>She still had the strength to serve, as was the duty of all of the Great Father's faithful children.
>To give wholly, serve fully the greater good and remain faithful to their teachings was their purpose in this life.
>She still had more she could give.
>As if reading her thoughts, the man before her smiled.
"You've given enough. It's time for you to rest, to enjoy the peace and prosperity that you've worked all your life to protect."
>A long while passed in silence as she could not find the words to answer.
>Instead, she simply leaned forwards and fell once again into the man's welcoming embrace.
>Her mind was quiet.
>For the first time in as long as she could remember, she was at peace with herself.
>"Okay... I'll rest."

Never forget that the Great Father loves all of his children.

>>8624123
This would be touching if it weren't for the fact that it's some incestuous wankfest of a self-inserted god emperor. Honestly, what sort of threat would to warrent that much battle damage defending what basically amounts to be a tribe of inbred bunny people? Ponies? Gryphons? Diamond Dogs? Monsters? And all because everyone wants to ride Anon's dick?

>>8624235
She got into a fist fight with a lawn mower. Have you ever mowed a lawn on a tractor and there are baby rabbits in the long grass? Well here's a tip. They don't get out of the way and it's best not to be standing anywhere close by when you discover this.

>>8624279
Kek and ew.

>>8624123
The only way I can see this working out with her trying to live a normal civilian life involves her flipping the fuck out and butchering everybody around her as the most mundane, everyday things somehow trigger her flashbacks to the war. Like Flippy from Happy Tree Friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H0K9XNuX0Q&t=1453s

>>8616447
>>8616465
>>8616480
>>8616509
>>8616566
Cute!

>>8621813
I prefer this one. Something about that bun never clicked for me.

>>8624123
Very cute.

>>8624547

>You frown.
>It's been two weeks since your unexpected and non-negotiable retirement and it's been an odd adjustment to say the least.
>Even you admit that you were painfully ill adapted to normal civilian life outside of the strict tenets of the Inquisition's hierarchy.
>The rules, duties and obligations that had been such an important part of your life for nearly as long as you can remember now no longer applied.
>They were gone.
>You had been told that you'd done enough.
>In the blink of an eye you were free.
>Free to do whatever you pleased.
>It was a strange experience and felt alien to you after so long.
>Without even having set the alarm, you awoke this morning at exactly five O'clock, just as you would have done previously.
>Laying awake and staring up at the ceiling, realising that you did not in fact have to get up and could stay in bed for however long you wanted felt oddly disconcerting.
>You didn't know how to be free from obligation.
>Currently, at the suggestion of an old acquaintance, you found yourself sitting on a park bench overlooking a large pond in which several ducks bobbed about lazily.
>There were eight ducks, you had counted them three times.
>Five were visible and two had swam out of sight.
>In your hand you held an ice cream cone and in the distance you could hear children playing.
>This was fun, you had been told.
>Eating ice cream in the park while watching ducks was fun, and therefore you were having fun.
>That was what your acquaintance had said at least.
>You weren't sure.

>>8626367

>The sound of the bushes rustling a little distance away has you on edge, your muscles tensing in anticipation.
>You feel your heartbeat quicken and your jaw clench slightly.
>Time seems to slow to a crawl as you wait for the source sudden disturbance to reveal itself.
>There, in the undergrowth you catch sight of it!
>A squirrel, small for those normally found in the area.
>It doesn't seem to have noticed you.
>It was no threat.
>You exhale and allow yourself to relax, feeling more than a little ridiculous for getting worked up over nothing.
>This time there was no danger, but there very well could have been, and next time there may indeed be.
>Vigilance, the third virtue of the Inquisition.
>You must remain vigilant at all times.
>Feeling a cool, sticky sensation upon your fingers, you notice that your ice cream had begun to melt.
>Not feeling hungry, you cast it aside and look back to the pond.
>Now you observer six ducks, one of those that had previously been unaccounted for having swam back into view.
>This was fun.
>I am having fun.
>You repeated this mantra in your head.
>Maybe if you sat here long enough and continued having fun, you might begin to enjoy it eventually.

>>8626389
>and then suddenly out of nowhere, a wild Anon shows up and starts to put the moves on her, as so often happens to female Equestrians lacking a significant other

>>8626389
Poor little bun.
Maybe she can find a more easy going form of service, even if it's just a neighborhood watch.

>>8626902

>"While I commend you on apprehending your first suspect, I do have to question your rather, how should I put this... Heavy handed application of justice. "
"Sir, the law is absolute and it must be upheld."
>"Well yes, I agree, but for such a minor infraction?"
"Littering is an affront to the Great Father and a detriment to our society."
>"No arguments here, but did you really have to break both his legs and jaw?"
"Sir, he resisted arrest and refused to pay the fine."
>"Again, technically yes, but did sending him to the hospital really accomplish anything?"
"It did, Sir."
>"Oh?"
"It stopped him resisting arrest."

Maybe the police force isn't for her.

Is super gluing your satyr's hooves to the floor a legitimate form of punishment bump.

>>8630360
Nightingale got a nice ass

I'm bored anons. What are you all up to?

>>8634780
It's almost one in the morning here. Currently just finished masturbating, then going for a piss and straight to bed.

>>8634780
Just over 2am here. Probably gonna piss, masturbate and then go to bed.

>>8635013
Doesn't masturbating always make you feel like you need to piss afterwards? Better to pee afterwards than have to go twice.

>>8635361
I've never felt it. Most times I pass out from busing a nut. Unless I was already drinking lots of water before.

>>8635361
Not necessarily, but I do generally try to pee after masturbating regardless to get rid of residual cum.

So.
3 damaged Buns living with regular anon.

Bonnie Bun with fuck load of kids and rich ceo anon wanting more sexy timez.

War torn bun trying to learn to relax.

Regular buns in their incest fest.

Which is most interesting bun?

>>8636977
Not to knock the other two options, but probably the war torn one since it's the only one that seems to have more going on than just sex stuff.

(Not to say that the scenario can't involve lots of sex stuff, just that it seems the only one that can also involve things in addition to the sex stuff.)

bonnie bun and adopted damaged bun are feel good SoL, and war torn bun is a sad story with great potential for more what we would normally get.
imho, incest buns are the only thing that only a handful of people seem to enjoy

>>8626367
Fuck sake, I just realize that I messed up the duck numbers. I meant that there were seven total, not eight.

>>8637118
Oh yeah how so? What places can that prompt go that the others couldnt? Also how could sex work it's way in there? I imagine giving what she has been through I doubt she would have sexual relations at all.

>>8637262
Reasonable my man. But I do enjoy the SoL ones the most. But the war torn one really seems interesting.

>>8638042
I'll be honest, I didn't actually read any of them.

>>8629598
What if she needs to go to the bathroom while glued to the floor?

>>8638345
Bucket?

What should next thread be?

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Bumpa

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Bumpe

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Bumpu

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>>8642311
At least use satyr images if you're going to bump to cap.

>>8642376
All of them are on a hard drive for space, unfortunately.

>>8642376
I concur.

>>8642641
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>>8642641

Made the thrad

>>8642646
Punk ass bitch.