HG Thread
First 36, you know how it goes.
Reigen Arataka
Shoukin Kagerou
>>8568028
Succubus.
Pit
>>8568000
I thought I was... no, I definitely was clawing to get away
>>8568028
Damon Gant
Redman
Cirno
>>8568028
Ryoma Hoshi
Rape Man
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8568028
Kageito
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8568028
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8568028
Gin Ichimaru
Ratchet and Clank
>>8568028
Dale Cooper
Rectum Lord
Drunken Grass Man is ready to fumble
>>8568028
Hanbei
Anchovy
Senshougahara
>>8568028
Sticky Fingaz
Lord Beerus
>>8568069
Merak
Big Nigger
>>8568028
Acolytes
Hinata
>>8568028
The Parliament
Chie
Literally me
>>8568028
Michael Pence
Eggman-kun
Nagito Komaeda
>>8568055
>She hugs him tightly, stroking his wings with a delicate touch, still continuing to be a cocktease for fun.
But piiiit~ we could do that too if you're into it.
Ryougi Shiki
Russo n' Cole
>the dark souls 3 boss invasion glitch is back
YE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
2 more.
345 tributes are entered. Here are the top and bottom 10.
>>8568143
BUBBLE WIZARD
>>8568145
Hah. Nice.
>>8568145
>eggman-kun in the bottom 10
>>8568143
Puking Goose
>>8568145
oh my god who the hell cares
>>8568143
THE MIGHTY RADITZ
>>8568122
>the angel starts to struggle against the hold, like a small animal getting held by an infant would do
Heeeeeeelp!
>>8568145
Holy Custard Pie drenched in Cow Fat and sold to a Diabetic Space Monkey! Those are a lot of points!
>"Wow, I knew we were good, but not THAT good."
>>8568196
Everyone starts with 1000.
>>8568198
Let's start.
>>8568198
I accept this challenge.
>>8568198
Stuck between a child and a pervert. Such a fate is appropriate for scum like me.
>>8568198
>And now, ladies & gentlemen... actually, just gentlemen. There is not a single female fan according to a recent poll done on the official Rapeman website www.dudewithapaperbagonhishead.com.mx.gov/html. But, never the less! Loyal readers! You've asked for it! You demanded it! You filled my inbox with demands for me to kill myself! And here it iss, the moment you've all been waiting for....! ANOTHER EXCITING RAPE-MAN ADVENTURE!
Let's go.
>>8568216
kys
>>8568171
Not you.. yet
>>8568145
the fuck are this
what gives and takes away points
>>8568198
Time to show them all who's boss.
>>8568230
Alright you three, I'll be serving as the captain of this crew! Make yourselves useful and get going!
>>8568230
I can't remember the last time I've gotten this much of a workout.
Screencap fucked up, here's the real bloodbath.
>>8568242
+5 per kill
-5 when killed by an opponent
>>8568230
Bread! Delicious bread! Give me the basket of bread, girl and maybe I'll let you go unmolested!
>Ever the master of wooing the opposite sex, Rapeman's comments were well rewarded with... a punch to the face. A really nasty punch. Look at how big the CRUNCH soundeffect thingy is. That's huge! Our hero will be feeling that one in the morning!
>>8568182
I wouldent suggest struggling that will only encourage me to love you more!
>she hugs and rocks him like a little teddy bear, whispering sweet nothings loaded with euphimisms.
Have you ever kissed a girl pitty? Wanna try it~?
>only to french kiss him intimately for a minute, before pushing her angel to the cornucopia.
See you in the games!
>>8568242
Killing gives five, getting killed by another entrant takes five, you start with 1000.
>>8568252
I kept going and crashed....
>>8568198
>"We really haven't been in these games in quite a while."
Let's just hope that returning to the arena was worth it.
>>8568230
>>8568252
We're taking that ammo, if you don't mind!
>>8568145
I'm THAT good.
>>8568230
>terrible cropping.
>>8568244
If you say so. That means all failures will go to you, though.
>>8568252
>that's better.
>>8568252
Well, good luck everyo-
>>8568265
Uh... uh... good luck.. what's with you...
>>8568211
Yeah, that seems about right.
>>8568281
Alright you two, I'm going to be your temporary captain!
Let's split up!
Damn.
>>8568292
>>8568281
Can we just take a nap, instead?
>>8568281
I think I'll sit these games out. I'm a little too short to compete in basketball. It's also not my sport of choice.
>>8568258
what is even the point of this thing
>>8568281
You all look like fine, upstanding citizens of lewd! I will join you all in the hunt for cute girls! I need more panties for my collection anyway.
>What a team up! Who better to ally with the sex artist that forces girls into ahegao than dirty old men and a perv who keeps his eyes closed at all times? It's always the ones with their eyes closed all the time. Be wary of them, folks!
>>8568297
>>8568299
Yeah, you do that.
>>8568297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8t2VxWLGbI
>>8568301
What's the point of anything? I'm trying something unconventional.
>>8568297
Gee, they're dropping like flies on a cold day
Can I have some of that gas?
>>8568309
>>8568297
Awww, man...I don't think they like me after last game.
Goodbye almost 2/3 of the cast. Now for a week of nothing happening.
>>8568297
You're not going to make this easy...very well, I concede. There's no reason to resist the inevitable.
>>8568258
So it's a shittier version of Yuno's wanted list?
>>8568281
They can't be too far away.
>"Actually I detect movement in sector D-13."
....
>"To your left."
Right, right... I knew that.
>>8568297
Well, THAT was a mistake.
>"I forgot that you're unable breathe lithium gas, Ratchet."
Great. Did you also happen to forget that I can't survive in the vacuum of space as well?
>>8568297
>Merak simply warps himself away to safety.
Shame about the other guys, though.
Now to skip a day of peace and... oh.
>>8568297
What's that, my Canadian feathered friend? You say that through this fog are delicious t h i c c dragon lolis ripe for the taking? Is it time for Rapeman to go home!? Avast and allonsy! Rape-Man awaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!
>Thinking with the head between his legs rather than the one on his shoulders, our intrepid hero was misled! Driven by pure lust, no paper bag could defend his lungs from the fog of fumes! He coughed, he hacked, he wheezed! Oh no! Rape Man has keeled over! Eww, I think he vomitted in his bag.... And now he's dead. Twitching like the insect most females see him as. So concludes this long awaited Rapeman adventure. I eagerly anticipate the fan mails consisting of various variants of "YOU LAZY FAGGOT KYS"
>>8568350
OH NO NOT SOGGY PIZZA!!!
>>8568336
A leaderboard of sorts.
>>8568350
W-was that... really necessary?
>glub glub
>>8568350
Damn the arena ain't fucking around
Goodbye to almost 2/3 of the cast. Again.
>>8568286
Oh pitty~ There's two things every succubus dreams of doing. One's domming thier master and the second's having sex with an angel. Guess which I haven't done yet!
>>8568340
Sorry, I was hoping I could keep tinker tailor over there from warning you. Oops!
>>8568350
It's good that all those suckers are down there and I'm up here
Really, after that shit, you deserve a peaceful feast.
>>8568380
Now what?
I summon _____
>>8568392
We wait for the winner.
Kinda lame if you ask me.
>>8568390
I don't want to have to look at your trash
Y'know what? Fine.
>>8568409
>>8568410
Okay, now what?
>>8568409
You know~ Theres something we can do to pass the time.
>>8568410
>>8568421
>shoots
>>8568383
I, uh... that's... interesting
>the angel starts sloooooowly sliding away
>>8568434
Congratulations Eggman-kun, and thank you for hosting
>>8568434
Impressive indeed.
Congrats to you,and thanks for the game, host.
>>8568410
GODDAMMIT MAGGLE NOT THE GRASS. Aw well i did pretty good for my first go i guess.
36th-33rd: Pre-arena
32nd-15th: Arena 1
14th-7th: Arena 2
6th-2nd: Arena 3
Jesus.
Anyway thanks for playing, maybe sometime I'll host a serious game idk idc.
>>8568418
We congratulate them for winning fair and square (even though they didn't).
Like this:
>>8568434
Uh, congratulations.
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>fucking Eggman-kun wins again
>>8568421
Yes, I know.
Playing videogames.
>>8568397
Yosuke
>>8568434
Well, well, looks like that beloved... strange egg person... is the winner! What a brouhaha that was! Congratulations to you and please don't stand in a position where the wind is liable to lift up your skirt. These bags aren't cheap you know.
>>8568462
(Thanks for hosting)
>Yadda yadda same Rape-Man time, same Rapeman network, I'm not writing this whole thing up every time, you know. My wrist cramps after hours of inking 'n shit. I mean, I know I could probably just scan the panels and type in the dialogue in the boxes and word bubbles but where's the fun in that? No, I don't care that half the time you can't read my handwriting.
merak?
more like merekt
>>8568436
>She moans as she takes the bullet.
Ooh~ When I said penetrate me, not like THAT!
>>8568447
Ara ara~ where do you think you're going?
>>8568462
>thanks for hosting
>>8568434
>>8568462
Ah, jeez. Congrats, you. And thanks for that.
>>8568462
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting.
>>8568462
Thank you host!
>>8568467
I was thinking more..playing with your joystick. Vidyas fun but etna makes me play it with her too much!
>>8568489
?
>>8568467
Yeah, no thanks. I don't need to thank or congratulate anyone, especially not a fat dude wearing a girl's outfit!
>>8568462
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8568509
>I already have most of them, but still saved, thanks
>>8568485
Why? Because I died?
Dude, everyone dies at least 20 times during this crap.
>>8568507
Joysticks? Those controllers are relics.
Using an emulator is usually better for retro stuff.
>>8568486
Uh.... away?
>>8568527
>touchs crotch
>>8568523
>fortunately for him she had bigger fish to catch
I meant down there, silly.
>>8568527
>that pause was all she needed to catch him in her loving embrace again, her bat like wings wrapping around him with a touch far too gentle and endearing for a succubi.
>Only to shower him with affectionate kisses and love as she hugged him tightly once more.
I promised this place I'd be a good girl and show restraint, but its so HARD when there's an angel around.
>>8568522
When are you gonna host again m8
>>8568569
Hey, stop that!
>>8568574
>the angel struggles against her hold again, trying to get away
>>8568574
>Yanks on the succubi's tail before forcing the tip into her rear
>>8568594
>after my exams are over
>>8568574
It seems you can't take a hint either.
I know perfectly what are you trying to say. And judging by your personality, I'd say you probably already have an STD or two.
Besides, you could get in legal trouble. Do you even know how old am I, or who do I work for?
Are we really going to allow a succubus to come into this place and make her rounds without telling her to leave? I know some of you probably enjoy this, but there's a limit to how sexual people should get in this place.
>>8568633
She has a permit.
>>8568633
What, do you expect me to stop her? I'm a criminal, and that's sort of what succubi do, so... why bother?
>>8568633
But we already let erpfags to come here
>>8568633
Just ignore the beast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI
>>8568633
Do you really think I can stop her?
>>8568633
She hasn't caused me specifically any harm, why should I care?
>>8568640
there's no such thing as a permit for acts like that. That's like saying there are licenses to kill.
>>8568641
I'm no saint either, but messing around with little kids in a public place...that's the worst crime someone can commit. I've seen what people do to people like her. It isn't pretty.
>>8568652
I don't think we should let them into this place. This isn't some brothel where people can come and get some for cheap.
>>8568653
I'm trying my best, but it's hard to when she's right there in my face.
>>8568597
>she keeps little pit in her warm embrace, rocking him comfortably, stroking his hair, whispering with heavy moaning and wincing from a certain anon teasing her.
Most succubi would rape you violently first chance they get. We're going to be different~. Im going to love and cuddle you until you want it yourself pitty! Alll you have to say is yes. It's ok pit, I'l be as gentle as silk...
>>8568606
I have a hunch and it woulden't bother me at all! Besides im clean in all but mind~
>>8568672
Yeah, well I don't really care! I don't know either of 'em so it's none of my business!
>>8568658
I expect at least one of us to stop her. That can't be too hard, considering where we are.
>>8568664
Because there's nothing stopping her from committing adulterous acts on you when you least expect it. She's more of a problem than I am.
Go say hi to e r p
>>8568672
There's no use dealing with a Succubus, I don't think your prey to begin with so to speak.
>>8568690
I've watched some people here. Her specialty is in resisting non-physical forms of attacks, but it leaves her vulnerable to the direct approach. Unfortunately for me...I'm about as well-built and physically-powerful as a daisy.
>>8568686
Figures another criminal wouldn't care. I at least expected you to be bothered by how forceful she is. It's hard to watch.
>>8568693
I doubt they want me over there saying anything to them,
>>8568706
It's not like I have anything she wants, so if I don't mess with her then she won't do anything like that to me.
>>8568633
Oh, shush I know how it works here. If i get to fuck him il take him to the other place.
But dont get all sanctimonious on me little boy, you lot grope and kiss each other all the time.
Hg is just like Laharl, finding intimacy to be the lewdest thing of all to them.
>>8568679
>the angel boy reaches out to try to get away before dropping the arm down
Someone heeeeelp... I'd even take Wario's help...
>>8568693
Why would I want to go over there? It's nothing but a den of filth! Hee!
>>8568690
And what, you expect me to go out of my way to fight someone that wouldn't put up a challenge? I enjoy killing, of course, by the fight is the real thrill of it all!
>>8568716
That's called a lawsuit
>>8568679
Yeah, no. I can still get.you sued. Besides, you're basically trying to screw everyone in the room.
>>8568633
Trust me, I'm trying to handle this.
CLAP YOUR FUCKING HANDS
Test
>>8568703
It's not about me being prey. I don't really care what happens to me because I most likely deserve it. What I do care about is seeing and hearing her acts of promiscuity. Don't you think it's wrong that she's allowed to get away with what is otherwise considered a crime?
>>8568704
You look like you're just as smart as one. Don't count yourself out yet while you still have a working brain. If I were you, I'd be thinking of some way to stop her from vandalizing this place.
>>8568713
>Ryoma takes off one of her pepperonis and plops it into his mouth
You're wrong. You're extremely delicious, and most people want to taste something delicious.
>>8568716
Do I look like the kind of man to grope and kiss anybody? That's the last thing on my mind.
However, your attempts to seduce little boys is disgusting and disgraceful. I don't care if you're a succubus, you deserve to rot in jail for your actions.
>>8568672
What about Maria? She's a suckybus too
>>8568740
>It's scalding hot. Like, fresh out of the oven hot.
WH-WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?
MY PEPPERONI ISN'T FOR YOU!!! IT'S NOT FOR ANYONE!!
>>8568771
Ooh, my pride. Nah. She can tell I won't even begin to be able to 'satisfy' her. I'm not worth the effort, you know? Even if it doesn't, I guess a succubus having her way with me until I die is better than the alternative.
>>8568740
No.
>>8568771
From the looks of it we're the only people who are able to do anything about it, have you seen the police here?
>>8568723
Heehee~ You're too cute like this!
>She does sound genuinely saddened by his resistance despite her magic doing its best to tempt his mind.
>She sighs like a lover, stroking his cheek
Ok pitty I'l take this even slower, just because you're cute. If you kiss me for a little bit I'l let you go for awhile, ok?
>>8568771
Ufufu~ YOU think a jail would work? Darling please, I'm a demon not a prostitute.
>>8568734
>>8568735
Do you really think a lawsuit would help against a succubus. We rape who we please! You lot are just lucky the few that have shown up are good natured. My sisters would call my frankly slow pace a weakness!
>>8568740
>Claps hands to the unknown beat
>>8568804
On the contrary, I do this more for seeing the enjoyment in my helpless clients eyes. Oh they become so adorable once loved!
>>8568831
Eeeeeh. I'm not gonna bet on my chances of surviving. If not for whatever you'd do, but for the strain on myself.
>>8568831
Why does that just sound like a temporary solution to this...
>>8568740
>Azrael claps his hands creating shockwaves with each clap.
>>8568831
Illegal or not, you're not getting any closer.
>>8568725
I would expect you to go out of your way to fight that creature, yes, You would want to keep your status as an upstanding citizen, wouldn't you?
>>8568735
Handle it for both you and the pit boy? He looks like he needs more help than you do.
>>8568787
I don't know who that is. I don't know who any of these people are, but if I saw her doing what this succubus is doing I'd say the same thing to her,
>>8568795
>despite how hot it is, he continues to chew on it. As if the pain isn't anything at all to him.
Now do you understand? How would you feel if she did this to you? That's exactly how those two boys feel at this very moment.
>>8568804
...There's something wrong with you. What has you feeling so down that you'd feel the need to talk down on yourself like that.
>>8568823
They may not be here at the moment, but they must exist. What would this place be without someone inforcing the rules?
>>8568880
I'M NOT THEM!!
Though, I think I'll give you a good reason not to try anything like that again! There's a reason I'm called a Scourge of the Seven Seas!
>>8568880
I'm a very frail, sickly person. I have glass bones and paper skin. Why do you think I try and take everything so easy, huh?
>>8568795
is it bad i want to fuck this pizza
>>8568907
What?
>>8568831
Are you positive? By the looks of it you're acting like a seasoned prostitute that's been around her corner more than once. Besides, the whole supernatural aspect, I wouldn't know the difference between the two.
>>8568899
I wouldn't do that again because I'm not a savage. I've done misdeeds before, so I won't do it again. Besides, this was to prove a point. It's acceptable in that condition.
>>8568880
>inforce
>I-I meant enforce
>>8568831
That's against the rules in the spirit world..If it's willing it's nothing wrong with it.
>>8568880
A world without rule! that it until someone who would uphold a set of rules.
>>8568907
Anon that's CP
>>8568915
Yeah, that's what I thought. Keep your greedy little mitts off my pepperonis and we won't have a problem.
>>8568873
Because I WILL make sweet, sweet love to you one day. Just, unlike my sisters I'm kind enough to think of the other person. So what do you say pitty? I'l be as gentle as I can. Hell you'll even live through it, demon's honor. Just kiss me for now...Please?
>>8568871
Oh don't worry, I know how to be gentle.
>>8568915
A prositute has sex as her job. A succubus does it because it's thier very nature~
>>8568918
Darling, demons arn't known for consent. I just do it because toying with my food is exciting!
I DRUNKLY LOVE YOU HG
>>8568954
Demons have honor?
>>8568954
Naaah. I couldn't handle anything at all.
>>8568954
You could at least try to stay away from your normal behavior to try and save life.
>>8568906
Because you like taking things easy? I wouldn't know your personal agendas. If it isn't harming others, then I wouldn't care.
Let me say this, however. If you're truly as weak as you say you are, then find your way out of this place. There's no reason to risk your life for a small amount of glory.
>>8568918
Rules are needed for any civilized society. Without them, things like...
>he points over to Pit and the succubus
that would happen, except on a larger scale.
>>8568934
Don't get me wrong, you're delicious, but don't think you won this because you're some sort of mutation. I'm not afraid of anybody, especially not you.
>>8568954
One in the same, really.
>he looks over at the struggling boy
I'm sure he's enjoying this on some level, but don't you think you should lighten up? Maybe find someone who's more willing. I've seen some perverts in here earlier. You might like them and vice versa. Or better yet, why don't you change your ways? Instead of terrorizing others why not build up a normal relationship with someone you love deep down?
>he takes the piece of candy out of his mouth as if it were a cigarette
But...in the end what I'm saying is useless. Criminals will always be criminals.
>>8568873
>>8568954
DON'T DO IT THAT'S HOW SHE GETS YOU UNDER HER SPELL IT'S LIKE A SPIDER'S WEB PIT, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU'RE COMMITTED TO A MARRIAGE WITH THREE KIDS YOU NEVER WANTED AND YOU'RE TELLING HER THAT THE DRESS LOOKS FINE ON HER EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER AS ATTRACTIVE SINCE YOUR WEDDING NIGHT BUT YOU LIE TO HER FACE BECAUSE YOU'RE TRAPPED IN THIS LIE OF A MARRIAGE AND DON'T WANT TO LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN BEHIND IN THIS SOCIETAL PRISON
>>8568880
Upstanding citizen? HAH! As if! I'm... well, to be honest, I have no idea what I am, and I don't care, but I can tell you I care for nobody but myself. If you're weak, you get knocked down, and if you get in my way, I'll knock you down myself and crush your skull! That's how it works!
>>8568990
Hey, I'm just a monster girl. No need for racism.
My mom was a slime and my dad was a pizza. You do the math.
>>8568990
Oh, don't get me wrong, I do. But it's as much out of necessity as it is inclination.
And honestly, I'm here because my 'friend' keeps booting me out my house to actually get something done. Glory's not my thing...I just relax as much as can be done here.
>>8568990
As long as we talk and there's people around there's no way something really bad could happen. Probably.
>>8568958
>blows kiss
>>8568973
It's complicated but yes. Some demons have weakness to specific virtues. My little prince for example can't handle fertility or hope. Honor on the other hand is the one thing everyone can agree on.
>>8568986
You think I'm not trying? Do you want to feel what i'd do to your cute frame if I just dropped restraint altogether? Believe me or not, I'm quite strung right now.
>>8568990
>Her tone changes to someone more violent and true to her nature
Like you would know, naive child!
>>8568981
I bet you could handle these horns~
Goodnight.
>>8568996
What are you even talking about?
>>8569032
You learn something new every day, I guess...
>>8569051
G'night.
>>8569051
Peace.
>>8569032
Would you just shut up already?
Your rambling has been going on for over an hour.
>>8569051
Good night.
>>8569051
Later.
>>8569032
I'm thinking you're underestimating just how flimsy I am.
>>8568998
Have you ever killed another creature before? Have you ever looked into the eyes of the person you've killed and you see their life flash before their eyes? Maybe you've gotten your clothes stained with their blood? Or...perhaps you even liked it a little bit?
>Ryoma leans in closer, staring the thing down with his soulless eyes
Until you've heard the screams of the damned I expect you to not talk like you've been there and done that before.
>>8568999
I don't think that counts as racism. Monster implies you're somewhat undesirable, so I'm not wrong in thinking you want to be frightening. I'm not wrong, am I?
>>8569015
I didn't know getting something done included killing off random people who've most likely never asked for it. Is your friend a psycho, by any chance?
>>8569026
You're saying that as if something bad hasn't already happened. It may not be to us, but it's definitely happening. Just for conversation sake, what do you count as "something really bad"?
>>8569032
You don't think I don't know? I do, in fact, know. You're talking to someone that's more of a monster than you. Someone who did a deed most people would consider too dirty. I've taken people's lives while you've done nothing but tease boys. While I still consider you scum, you're leagues below me when it comes to being a monster.
Just faggots think stopping time is cool?
Watch this
>stops space
>>8569100
Nah. He's as serious as the grave, but he doesn't care what I do as long as I get more exercise.
And considering that none of it actually amounts to anything serious here...eeeh. It's not that bad.
>>8569116
>dies
>>8569059
>She sways from side to side with him
Well I'm waiting, cutie~
>>8569081
Funny. Merak, sweetie, your mouth is more suited to sucking cock than mine.
>>8569092
That only tempts me more, you know.
>>8569100
>She interrupts your grandiose speech too busy in a laughing fit.
PLEASE, you act like killing matters here, let alone in the netherworld! You know where your average murderer like you goes, sweet pea? Prinnies. The lowest of the low, Etna's slave cannon fodder.
>>8569116
What did you do? I saw no change darling.
>>8569032
You dare try to harm Kokkuri-san? I'm perfectly fine with not being groped.
>>8569100
Finding out everyone is dead maybe? I've gotta go so goodbye.
>>8569116
lel look at this faggot
>stops motion
:)
>>8569154
:^)
>>8569154
:)
>>8569132
.....Is that really the only way to get out of this situation?
>>8569123
Not that bad...I guess you've never done anything like this outside of the arena, have you? Your tone wouldn't be this carefree if you've actually hurt others.
>>8569132
The fact that you think I'm talking about here is irritating. You don't understand at all. I've killed an entire gang of people.
>he lowers his hat over his eyes
I'm worse than those Prinnies. I'm human waste, like you. Maybe if I was raised to be as promiscuous as you I would've gotten into trouble for sexual harassment instead.
>>8569135
Taking off before I can even give a proper goodbye...
How do we make HG a better place?
>>8569206
>:(
>>8569135
Good boy~ Now sit.
>>8569154
>>8569206
;)
>>8569167
Hmm? So she's the cow they keep mistaking me for..
>>8569185
>she nods, humming a sweet melody.
>>8569188
Yep, you're prinny material alright. All talk no action, just like the rest of your friends from that chunni high school.
>>8569132
Eh. I'd be lying if I said that was surprising.
>>8569188
The past is the past. No point in worrying about it, either.
>He shrugs, a sleeve flopping dramatically at the gesture.
>>8569116
>>8569140
>spell steals
Thanks for that.
>>8569100
>Zangetsu leers at Hoshi, a face splitting smirk on his features.
Have you ever fought, torn people apart, ripped them limb from limb, mutilated their bodies, eaten their flesh and their souls, just for the fun of it? I hear the voices screaming at me constantly, telling me to kill, kill, KILL, KILL, KILL! I do it, just for that one sweet moment when they are appeased, completely silent. Do you ever hear those screams?! That is my very existence. Violence and death!
>He then takes on a somewhat contemplative look, his face shifting into a more neutral position.
But you know... you're probably right. I most likely will regret my actions when I die, but that time is a long way away.
>>8569206
>>8569214
D:<
>>8569116
>dies from being launched into space because of the Earth suddenly stopping
>>8569154
:o
>>8569196
With the power of friendship
>>8569132
Was that supposed to be an insult?
Because it failed miserably at being insulting.
Also, that's not even in context. I tell you to shut up and you bring up oral sex out of nowhere.
Perhaps you're running out of words?
>>8569240
You could have piped down yourself, but your ego is too big. Guess thats where the compensation pays off hmmm Merak?
>>8569215
Then you guessed right.
>>8569214
Really really? No way out of this otherwise?
>>8569214
What kind of proof are you looking for? Do you want me to kill you or something? Look succubus, I don't do that kind of thing anymore. I've got no reason to kill anyone here. Depending on how far you're willing to take your whoring I don't even think I could harm you.
>>8569215
Saying that leads me to believe you've never experienced anything traumatic. You see, if you don't learn from the past you'll be bound to repeat it. Doesn't that mean anything to you?
>>8569230
>he leans back, staring at him like he's a nutcase that escaped the ward
I'm not as gone as you, I suppose. I've done a lot in my life, but I've never gotten any pleasure out of it. It needed to be done, so I did it. In the end, however, we're just the same person. We've both killed, and we'll both pay for what we've done.
>Ryoma takes the candy cigarette out of his mouth
I get this feeling that you'll get it worse than I do...
>Was planning to play a mute character but not sure how to interact with him/her
>>8569262
Mmhmm. Really Really. The longer you leave it, the harder it's going to be for me to keep on restraining myself.
>>8569279
>she whispers into his ear a sentence loaded with so much malice it sends a shiver down the kids spine.
Kill everyone else here except me and pit.
>>8569261
Good thing you can't be in, oh, say, three places at once.
>>8569279
Sure it does. But it doesn't mean I have to cling on to any emotional burden that it comes with, you know.
And eh. Maybe a bit of a war or two I've been in. Nothing important.
You know what you fat fucking loser, I'm tired of your shit. Day in and day out wasting space in your moms basement, your face and fat fucking neckbeard covered in Cheetos crumbs, the floor littered by empty Mt Dew bottles your mom stopped picking up long ago because she has given up on you. The dark room only partially lit up by the computer and monitor casting your fat shadow against the back wall, you load up /trash giggling to yourself making your fat hairy neckbeard jiggle, dropping Cheetos crumbs all over yourself and the floor which you promptly pick off your shirt put into your greasy face. you know exactly what you are going to do to "troll" other users again its the only form of enertainment you know, You find a HGA thread and load up your epic shitpost bait, laughing harder now making your man tits bounce around pushing the limits of your computer chairs weight limits, and start to fill out the captcha. No, I take that back, you dont fill out the captcha because you are on this site so much you paid to not fill out the captcha because it was too much work, and as you post your obviously not fucking funny shitpost, you sit there and wait for "it" and you know exactly what I am talking about, don't you. The only fucking responses to your shitty fucking shitpost: Reactions by another fellow neckbearded basement dwelling faggot contributing to the cancer. Well I have had enough, but I dont want you to leave I want you to go fucking kill yourself and stream it, I want to watch the life fade from your eyes so I can actually enjoy HGA again.
>>8569296
instead of doing ellipses, describe their actions in detail
1-2 sentences are good
>>8569279
>He chuckles, his double toned voice echoing out throughout the halls.
So do I. But hey, I'll get what I deserve when it comes to me. So will the thousands of other sinners inside of me.
>>8569261
You're trying to hard to make me upset.
Protip: say whatever you want of me, because you're merely spitting out empty threats.
I'll tell you what: I'm leaving for now, so you can see I'm not the one who needs to chill out.
Later, loser.
>>8569296
Be very descriptive with actions. Try a notepad, or something of the likes.
>>8569298
>the angel sighs, sounding like he's defeated
Fine..
NGW?
>>8569358
Go on then~ Dont be shy lover boy.
>>8569349
Ta ta!
>>8569300
Oh if only~
>>8569298
>he tries his best to keep himself calm and compose, but his face is getting more and more inhuman the longer he talks to the succubus
You've got some nerve asking me to do something like that. Why should I listen to you? Why should I kill people who have done nothing to me? I don't want to hurt anyone, but...you're making it rather difficult for me to not hurt you.
>>8569300
Sometimes, when truly awful things happen, you've got no say in what you cling to. I'm happy you've never went through anything like that in your life, kid. That war must have been nothing special if you don't have any physical or emotional scars.
>>8569341
You're some sort of schizoid, I take it? Normally we're one whole sinner, but it sounds like you've got some echoing going inside of you.
>>8569380
Good god they all look horrible.
>>8569380
>that filename
Don't...
>>8569397
al'ight, I've got a question for 'ou
What's 'eavier, a kilogramme of steel, or a killogramme of feathers?
That's right, a killogramme of steel
'cause steel is 'eavier than feathers
>>8569381
>the angel boy gives her a quick kiss
There, happy? Can I go now? Please?
>>8569381
Lucky me~.
>>8569386
I may look young, but I'm no kid.
>A bit of a tremble runs through his body, but he masks it with a yawn.
...Eh...maybe it did. Maybe it didn't. After all, it was only about control of the whole continent. Sure, nothing special.
>>8569428
You're something else. The complete lack of awareness is outstanding, to say the least. It would be a crime to make someone like you have a major freakout, that's for sure.
>>8569417
>her eyes widen and she blushes red, not expecting even just the quickest of kisses from an angel to overwhelm her so suddenly, like it was her first time again. A little stunned she eventually snaps out of it.
Sure.
I've got to fly away now, see you all later~!
>>8569386
Schizoid... eh, not really. I guess you could say that since I do hear voices, but those voices are real.
>He puts a hand to his neck and pops it once, blinking and looking back at Hoshi.
Alright, lemme try to explain it to you. You see, when people die, they leave their bodies. There's this chain that links them to their body for a while, this is the chain of fate, the chain that binds a soul to a body. Eventually that chain begins to erode away, leaving a wandering spirit. Those spirits will either pass on themselves after finding peace with themselves, be brought over by a soul reaper, be eaten, or turn into something I was at one point, a hollow. You get what I'm sayin? I eat those souls to try and fill the void in my heart, and also to silence the screaming.
>>8569417
Foolish boy, you aren't suppose to give a succubus what they want! They are like stray cats, SHE WILL JUST FOLLOW YOU NOW!
>>8569380
Ah don't get it...
>>8569450
>the angel boy is already leaving through a door to Skyworld by the time she's out of her tiny daze
>>8569447
I don't freak out at all, nothing could ever rile me up that bad. And who says it's lack of awareness, and not just lack of caring, huh?
>>8569450
>>8569417
Nice.
I'm looking to buy some self awareness.
>>8569505
That'll be ten bucks.
>been avatarfagging for 30% of my life now
worth
>>8569452
What you're describing sounds like purgatory, and while I may not know the exact details of what purgatory is, what you're saying sounds absolutely insane. Do you expect me to believe this folklore-ish explanation? I would have accepted it if you would have told me you hide under beds and eat children, but what you're saying is more surreal than that.
>Hoshi puts both of his hands into his leather jackets pockets
Even if that was true, why waste your time hanging around a place with hardly any souls wandering about?
>>8569478
Nothing at all? I'm sure there's something that makes you tick. Nobody can be this calm all the time. It's completely inhumane to be calm no matter the situation.
Even if it was the lack of caring, something or someone would have to make you care. Even if it's something as small as a cat. But...I guess I'm talking to someone that has more than me. Yeah, not only your freedom, but you surely have people that care about you where you're from.
>>8569519
>not avafagging since the day you were born
>>8569527
>tfw my brain is just avafagging my body since day 1
really makes you think
>>8569534
>tfw have shit rp irl
life is great
>>8569527
what does this image mean?
>>8569541
>tfw you don't RP irl at all
>>8569520
It's a little thing called self-control. I've gotten reeeal good at measuring myself.
Heh, and yeah, sure, I've got a few things that I care for, but not much in the way of family or friends. It's a lotta effort I gotta do for that, and I'm hard-pressed just to do my job with how lazy I am.
>>8569534
>Go OOC while my parents in the same room
>have to visit a psychiatrist every week now
>>8569542
The Marines would be hopeless if it weren't for the loving care and sacrafices offered by Minecraft Youtubers
>>8569520
As I said before, when we met, I strive to kill, but more so I love the thrill of a fight! In all my time I've never found a place with stronger opponents! Literal gods! And we can fight over, and over, and over again, coming back stronger every time. It's a rush, y'know? Makes me feel good.
>tfw find myself constantly going out of OOC while talking to people
Being bipolar is a fucking bitch.
>tfw you used to roleplay as the prince in the cinderella fairytale IRL on a school project
>that one kid in highschool who stopped RPing
>tfw bored of my rl-ava and make a new one
>tfw have gone through 3 rl-avas up to now
>>8569583
>not samefagging as your parents to get out of rl shitposting
Lmao what a dumpass
>tfw you shitpost people irl
>>8569549
You don't know how lucky you are. Taking it easy for all us sinners out there...that's a job we would all like to have.
I have to be on my way not. Don't work too hard while I'm gone.
>>8569558
But it's pointless if you're not eating souls. That is what makes you feel whole, as you've said.
Anyway, I've got stuff that I would like to get done before my time is up. Sorry to leave you when we've been having such a nice yet horrifying conversation. Hopefully, we can continue this next time.
reincarnation is just going through irl avas until you find one that fits...
Realising you can switch avas irl is the ultimate redpill
>>8569586
>when they realise "not the first post from this IP"
>RP as someone else
>get arrested for it
What the fuck is identity theft? He was barely usinh his avatar, it deserved to be niggered
>want to ship with someone
>they don't want to ship with me
What should I do, lads?
>>8569590
Mmm-hm. Buh-bye.
>>8569590
Fighting dulls the emptiness, gives me another purpose, but it doesn't compare. Hope to see you again soon. Real soon.
>Later
>>8569605
Be appealing.
>tfw you paint your ava wallpaper on a wall irl
>>8569605
Pray to the writer to make your ship canon
>>8569605
stalk them and write ">thirsts"
>>8569620
>thirsts
>okabe leaves
>we die
s-someone host plz gets cj started or something
>>8569646
I knew this would happen!
>>8569649
why do people dislike circlejerks? this is an honest question, just for clarification
>>8569655
Because certain circlejerks are super autistic.
>>8569656
>that Yuno
what the fuck
>>8569655
Because it promotes only RPing with one group of avatars instead of giving everyone an equal chance
>>8569662
Which circlejerks are the worst ones?
>>8569667
The only people butthurt about this are the outsiders.
>>8569670
>kicks my legs back and forth
>>8569670
Dangan, Tohou, Persona, Suz's
>>8569685
Fuck off Guts you cockmongling nigger.
>>8569689
Kek
>>8569663
guys
what's with the yuno, someone confirm
>>8569704
Everything to the right of Illya is bullshit with the exceptions of Baron and Yosuke
>>8569704
Yuno really, REALLY wants to look like Yuno
>>8569682
Bad analogy, everyone in HG is equal
>>8569704
Yuno has ninja pussy.
>>8569722
Just because you fucking suck doesn't mean you have to make everyone equal.
We are not equal. Some of us host, have good RP, don't meme, aren't autistic, etc.
Get your bullshit out of there.
>>8569706
Oh, well, here's a newer pic from me crossdressing at the local anime con. Update when
>>8569731
>thinking I'm talking about that
We're talking about circlejerks, I am talking about how circlejerks tend to prefer people from their own source material, which is absolutely unfair.
>>8569733
Would fuck
>>8569712
Yeah I think so too, but when did she post this?
>>8569725
>you'll never run on trees with yuno
>>8569752
shutup
>>8569755
Leaked
>>8569746
And that's none of your business. No faggot complains about being left out of some bullshit cj unless they're some lose nobody wants to play with. You want to inject your philosophy to force people to talk to faggots they'd rather not talk to? Good luck, either git gud or stop bitch about feeling left out.
>>8569756
H-Hacker?
>>8569746
>Unfair
Cry harder, bitch. Fag something people want to talk to and give it your "interesting" personality. I'm definitely not leaving my comfortzone to talk to your autistic ass.
>>8569746
>Not being the only character from your source here
Step it up.
>thirst after cute anime girl
>they don't pay me any attention
FUCKING CIRCLEJERK REEEEEE
>>8569771
awawa
>>8569771
Gabbu
>>8569776
>>8569777
Tap is gone
get rekt
>>8569785
>Not talking about myself.
Yeah, sure.
Just shut the fuck up and stop speaking for other people. What do you care what people promote? You can't dictate who people want to interact with. That's on the people who want their attention. You can change yourself to fit in and be included, but there's no fucking way in hell your righteous whining is going to make everyone agree that people should be forced to talk to people who don't give a shit about you.
>>8569777
#teamAsif
>>8569791
>>8569798
grrr.
>>8569785
Sorry, anon. That's just how life works. People get left out. What are you going to do about it?
>>8569806
These aren't my opinions. They're facts. I couldn't give a shit less what you think. Reality is circlejerks exist and no amount of rule making is going to change how people naturally behave.
>>8569801
Who said I'm going to do anything about it?
Hell, you can't tell your opinion in HG without being seen as a Baron-tier "game changer"
>>8569806
You're talking to Hoshi. Just ignore it and move on with your day.
>>8569799
Reply to me on Steam please
>>8569813
I thought I already did. Sorry, I was busy circlejerking.
>>8569810
Then why are you posting them? You proposed in a public space that there is a problem. People look to you, the person obviously invested and passionate about the subject, more so than the listeners, to provide some sort of solution or plan to improve things in general.
Or you're just that dude who just throws his own issues out there and sits back to see if anyone else solves them. You posted about it for a reason, don't bs me, telling me you don't want it to change.
>>8569813
Please take me back, my love.
>>8569819
>>8569799
>kissu
>>8569809
I know that it isn't going to change, but I'm still allowed to have an opinion on it.
If it seemed like I was trying to enforce my own opinions, I didn't meant to.
>>8569819
The guy a handful of posts up asked why people talk negatively on circlejerks, and I gave him my 2 cents on why I think it's the case.
>>8569812
Yeah, that's not me. Nice boogeyman though. It's quite pathetic you still need to link those posts with me in an attempt to lesses my public opinion, which you really can't change at this point. As if I'm some sort of threat to you.
>>8569828
You're only a threat to yourself lol
>>8569828
>>8569826
>>8569832
Oooh, sick soundbyte. I wonder who ruined your day that you felt like you needed to take it out on me.
>>8569826
I dunno, you only hate circlejerks if you're not a part of one. People who hate being outside it are more likely to enjoy them if they're in one.
Most people aren't in one, so you see why the majority would speak negatively.
>>8569847
>>8569851
What is this? Images are getting weird for me.
>>8569796
>he says as he does all these things in that very post.
>>8569856
How so?
>>8569852
It's a projector. Get it?
>>8569847
Your take on it has it's truths as well.
In my mind I'm thinkiny more of those extreme cases where people will only try to talk with only a few people and ignore and avoid others who try to rp with them. It just seems like a dickish thing to do.
>>8569822
>>8569819
samefag lol
>>8569858
"Projection" is a meme until you can actually pinpoint what kind of behavior you see in the person and correlate it with what you're accusing them of projecting with evidence.
Get on it.
>>8569860
It sucks being ignored, yeah. You can keep trying but if someone doesn't want to talk to you, it's their right. I've been blown off a few times, I've been denied RP my ship girl too. But who needs'em, really? Maybe we're just more in need for interaction during dead hours but we have plenty of good people who won't do that to you.
Where's all the boybutt?
>Hoshi
>>8569888
>Hoshi
>>8569891
Still waiting for you right here, senpai...
>>8569887
M-mate I was just telling you what he meant. Don't direct it at me.
>>8569894
Post nudes
>>8569892
That's what the image implies. It is I...U.
>>8569887
Wrong. Projecting is what is done when a person can't pinpoint the issue at hand. The person will then use the defense mechanism known as projecting to display non-existent problems/straws/accusations on top of an issue that is not related to the issue at hand. (Therefore it's named projecting as you're projecting things on top of something, while it's not the issue at hand.)
The person is usually clueless about himself doing it. In this case the person will use the defensive mechanism known as deflection to halt further claims of projecting.
>>8569887
I'm in favour for more activity during dead hours, but I'm sure everyone would like that
I don't have anything else to say, I'm going to bed.
Why do people think posting screenshots is proof of not samefagging anymore
4chan x literally has a tick box to make ANY post yours/not yours
just 2 clicks with no effort
>>8569918
Liar
>>8569922
it's right there man
>>8569925
I don't have that
>>8569895
If we're discussing this in PM, I understand you might feel that way. Since we're talking in a public place, I'm using you as a medium to get some of my thoughts out there. The person who asked the question may still be reading. They may read it later and hopefully learn about the subject. I hope you're alright with continuing the back and forth for that reason.
>>8569908
I honestly don't care enough to participate in this.
Please sort yourself out.
>>8569916
Night.
>>8569932
well i do apparantly
>>8569922
I made your post, and your dubs, mine.
Stingy would be proud
>>8569918
But that was on Clover
>>8569938
i'm on x not clover but i have this
>>8569933
The defense mechanism of misdirection is usually applied when the person can't find his way out. He will try and find a way to halt progression when the observer figures out what the person is doing. The person will usually use misdirection along with previous used defensive mechanisms to prevent from further damage.
>>8569945
You know, I could see the image you posted at me perfectly fine. I just said I couldn't and made you write 2 posts now that I didn't actually read.
What are you trying to prove? Because it's inconsequential to me. Please get laid. Last reply you will get from me anonymously, thank you. I hope you have a nice day.
>>8569954
>Please get laid.
Take your own advice.
>>8569958
Virgin.
>yfw the south korean iq would be higher than singapore's if hoshi left the country
>>8569960
Not anymore.
>>8569961
>sad attempt at bantz
>>8569961
>he believes that hoshi is from south korea
He's obviously from Kentucky
>>8569967
Are you telling me Hoshi and Junko live together in Morganfield?
>>8569964
k, grats.
>>8569968
Yes
>>8569954
When the person is driven into a narrow spot, he will apply the defensive mechanism of denial, denial will make him look wiser than he really is. This makes for an endearing situation in which the usual comment is that they haven't read it nor do they care, in which they say one thing, but do the obvious, which they even mention in the same post (dum-dummies is a polite way to address these people). This usually comes combined with projecting and using misdirection to anything that makes him be anywhere dispositioned from the deleterious situation.
>An Epson projector
>>8569986
tldr