ERP thread Spring is here edition Last thread: >>8530231

>>8537236
Yes, is there anything you need?

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Good evening, anon.
Care to join me?

>>8537218
>No emblem in Bunny Lucina's left eye.
This itches my autism a bit.

>>8537255
I was wondering if I could get an Anti Popstar session please?

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>>8537255
Play Mukuro

Hm...has there ever been a Lucario here?

>>8537311
I was planning on lurking and playing Forbidden Siren 2 for some time, to be completely honest with you, so it depends. What kind of session are you thinking of?

>>8537330
I would, but I prefer to put solo avas on my card, and I already have more ideas about who to pick up (Tanya [von] Degurechaff, Atago, Megumi Shimizu, etc.) than the number of available slots. If I find the time to do it with Junko though, I'd be more than alright with playing her; people seem to love them together.

>>8537449
That's a good question.

>>8537449
>>8537483
There's been one, but left

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Hello ERP!

I'm wondering if I should try picking up another character but I'm not sure if I should.

>>8537465
(Well I wanted something in-depth and pretty exotic. Like I'm a lucky fan who did some E with Ahri in the backroom. But we can always do it later. I probably focus on some other stuff first before I dick around)

>>8537506
Here's an idea

Make your own

You're a pretty good drawfag, cook up a couple pictures and give it a personality

>>8537506
Some variety is nice, if you want a change from Braixen
Got anything in mind?

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>>8537465
Good idea, keeping her off the card, I guess. Speaking from rather limited experience, playing Mukuro is a trek if Junko is in no way involved. She's detached towards most people bar Junko, so it's bland as fuck.

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>>8537558
>>8537330

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>>8537575
kill urself

Lurkers, AWAKEN!

>>8537687
Laaaater

>>8537267
why does no one reply to this fag
is this some superior shitposter

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>>8537687
No, I'm sleepy

>>8537687
No. I'm pissed off.

>>8537718
I don't think anyone wants to erp with Kass
Mainly because Kass is pure

>>8537726
>Kissus the Chiaki

>>8537726
>licks the Chiaki's neck

>>8537687
Noooo, leave me alone. I need to make folders I'll never use!

>>8537726
Cute Chiaki.

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>>8537687
Maybe later today/tonight. It doesn't seem worth coming out now. Have some T H I C C in the meantime.

>>8537786
Post another THICC

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>>8537839
I wish I could find enough art of that girl to play her.

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Anyone have any ideas for a Bulma pee scenario?

>>8537893
ya! she shoves the Dragonballs in her cunt, purges them, and ends up pissing from the pressure as she cums.

>>8537903
How about her needing to pee and having nowhere to go?

>>8537912
boring nigger

>>8537741
A pure ava means a pure time...
Or some shit

>>8537919
Than what pee desperation idea do you want anon?

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Hands up!

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>>8537718
Well I'm certainly not a shitposter. I'm just here to give lewd times to anons who want to have fun with a bird person.

>>8537930
>Raises hand.
D-Don't shoot!

>>8537929
Are you retarded?

>>8537930
Owain is not here major. Come back later.

>>8537779
Dude are you me?

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>>8537524
I see how that could be a good idea but I don't think it will work for me. If I want the pictures to look good I probably won't be able to make that many (or I could take a long time to make lots of pictures). But that's the least of my worries, I doubt many people will be interested in some random drawings from aome random guy, not to mention I'm not too good at creating personalities for the few OCs I already have.
>>8537527
I have a few characters in mind, if anything I'll probably end up making a strawpoll with some of the characters I might like to do and then pick up the one most voted for.

>>8537993
Ask Jinx to post the pastebin of requests and see if any of your idea's are listed there. Or ask around the discords

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>>8537993
*some

>>8537993
>pet the cute foxy pokemon.

https://strawpoll.com/gdda1rb

>>8538015
BODY

>>8537930
Hey Major, what did you think about your live-action counterpart and her movie?

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>>8538072
O-oh
>the embarrassed foxy pokémon is pet

>>8538173
>keep petting her since she looks even cuter now.

>>8538013
>>8537993
I have a few things to cross off but: https://pastebin.com/79bF1Jzm

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>>8537218
>When Pizza Oven got stuck in the movie theatre
>Stuck in the movie theatre for almost a year
Salutations.

>>8538335
Haven't seen you in a while, mate

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>>8537527
>>8538013
>>8538235
Ok, I made a strawpoll
https://strawpoll.com/8a156c5

>>8538671
I want three of those very badly. You made me make a difficult choice.

>>8538671
So much great girls in a single pools.
You have fine tastes.

>>8538940
Yeha but he'd be shit at playing them.

>>8538951
Beggars can't be choosers.

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>>8538366
Aye. Really thought no one would remember me.

How's life, anon?

>>8538996
But I can. I beg for him to not play them. I choose to not participate in it.
Checkmate atheists.

>>8539013
I'm not an Atheist, therefore all your arguments are invalid. Q.E.D..

>>8539105
F-FUCK...

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12670085

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dB-Jh7M7K4I
Ignore pls

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>>8539173
Not sure whether I should vote for 3 or 4 desu

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I don't know what I expected and I'm still disappointed

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>>8539244
Me on the bottom

>>8539173
post your mega so someone with a brain can play LD you fuck

>>8539273
Leave you fetus

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Revised

http://www.strawpoll.me/12670235

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>>8539395
No u

>>8539414
upload LD folder you fuck

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>>8539442
Fuck me until I'm a blithering, bloated cum dumpster and then I wont be able to resist uploading it

>>8539463
I would if you
-Actually ERP'd (you don't)
-Were fun to ERP with (you aren't)
-Weren't a sociopath (you are)
Why do you come here anymore? No one likes you, no one talks to you, and no one wants to get your (You)s.
Just upload your folder already you colossal fucking monkey turd.

>Answering its poll
Stop that

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>>8539494
Brother may I have so oats?
>Eats the oats
Thank you, o brother
ugh oh..
BRAPPPP BRAP BRRAAAAAAAAAP

>>8539523
>tfw even the Daki-shitanon could take this scenario and make it better

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>>8539546
>mfw

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ALL MY LOIFE

If Paul is a colossal monkey turd, does that mean that Owain gave birth to him?

>>8539703
Finger sucking does such terrible things to my dick

>>8539703
>looks over his newspaper to see who it is before giving her an acknowledging, yet dimissive wave as he sits on the toilet

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Thinking of doing a cam show session soon-ish. Anyone around for that or
>>8539735
This guy gets it
>>8539765
Don't you dare leave the seat up

>>8539780
I'd be down if I wasn't about to head out for a few hours, I love those

>>8539780
>removes the toilet seat from the toilet and doesn't even bother to flush.

>>8539714
>Things that make you go hmm...

>>8539780
>Thinking of doing a cam show session soon-ish.
WTF YOU CRAZY BITCH!?
APRIL 1 WAS TWO DAYS AGO!

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>>8539871
Huh? I've done it before
>>8539808
Maybe next time? They're pretty fun and I haven't done any in quite some time, so I wanna try and do em more often :)
>>8539823
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

>>8539906
Oh, you meant the roleplaying ones.

>>8539906
For sure, I love your stuff, so I'm always up for something when you're free

>>8539499
There are two polls up right now, Briaxen's poll and Paul's poll. Which one were you talking about?

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>>8539780
Darn. I was going to do that. You first. I'll do the afterparty.

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>>8539917
Eheh, yea.
>>8539922
That's so sweet! ;_;
>>8539953
Don't let me stop you from doing what you wanna do :) I just gotta run to the store for my suitemate first

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>>8540017
Don't wanna clutter the idea. Hey maybe we can make it a thread theme later!

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>>8540017
D.Va is way too popular

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>>8540052
That could be fun!! :) TND's Zone-tan would like that too, I think.
>>8540056
Can't help it when you're number one

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>>8540070
Mei > D.va desu senpai

>>8540110
Found the manlet.

>>8540110
who're the twins

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>>8540070
Oh my. Now I'm all excited. I'll get ready right now!

>>8540146
Just show us your throbbing erection already.

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>>8540137
Fuck you, I'm 5'3. That's only an inch shorter than Jinx.
>>8540139
Eska and Desna. Total qts.

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>>8540151
Normally I wait for a donation. But since I wont around for awhile I fee like I can throw you a bone... er..

https://strawpoll.com/sdw1baa

>>8540155
>points (downward) and laughs

>>8540165
Why isn't there any option saying these polls need to fucking stop?

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>>8538900
>>8538940
Thank you
>>8538951
I know I'm not good at rping but I want to get better and the best way to get better is by practicing, right?

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>>8540171
>points (upwards) and screeches

>>8540165
I would rather eat popcorn as I point and laugh at these fuckwits before doing a happy dance as ERP burns

>>8540212
Shut up IB

>>8540207
>pees on you

>>8540155
does anyone play them, or at least one of them?

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>>8540230
>blasts you with piss
>>8540237
nop

>>8540229
I doubt >>8540212 is IB but I would rather do what whomever posted suggested other than what was listed in the poll.

>>8540254
>becomes sex nuts and retard strong before raping you until your asshole bleeds

>>8540254
>Not having a three way with the twins.

>>8540357
>fucking a guy when there's a girl version of him
what are you, gay?

>>8540391
That's why you fuck the girl also, to negate the gay.

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>>8540357
desna is the kind of lad who jacks off in the corner senpai

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>>8540391
>>8540398
https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw

>>8537718
>gay male ava who openly does vore RP with Chat
I don't know what you expected.

>>8540405
>speak husband
u wot
I should finish this show already

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0 lolis
Ded thred
No continues

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>>8540405
>>8540391
The benis makes it hotter.

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>>8540478
In S2 Bolin basically gets engaged then he just kind of fucks off
in S3 I believe he finds his "canon" waifu (Opal, shit tier.)
>>8540561
"The dick only makes it better!"

>>8537449
(Yep! Still here!)

The Soraka from last night was Leona right?

>>8540561
Good shit.

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>>8540590
Maybe I should pick him up.

WHO NEEDS TO COME BACK ERP

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>>8540614
do it fag

>>8540584
Nope

>>8540628
No one because the threads and Discords are in such a state that everyone is better off not using them

>>8540614
Boysluts are always appreciated.

>>8540639
Oh, I just thought it might be.

>>8540628
Rikka. One or the other, or both.

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>>8540635
You would advocate for it.

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>>8540146
>could try my own can session or just take part in yours
Decisions decisions

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>>8540718
Personally I'd prefer an Eska
: ^ )

>tfw for like a month we rarely hit image limit even during prime time
>tfw it was only by the concentrated bullshit Ribbon and co spread in other threads that we were able to survive
>tfw you realize it would have been better for all involved if these threads died

>>8540718
Is that cat bra the new thing? Where's it from?

>>8540735
The threads are dying. These days it's mostly meta discussion, shitposting about Owain, shitposting from Paul, people farming (You)s through whatever means necessary, and the people who actually do ERP only doing it with their friends.

>>8540755
We've been in this twilight state for three months.

>>8540735
I'm fine with the threads neing slow, though. They were a lot better in the beginning, and I'd take silence over shitposting any time. I've met cool people here, and just because things have slowed down some, doesn't mean I'm going go suddenly stop visiting. This "we're dying" thing pops up all the time, but all its really doing is convincing other people to parrot you.

>>8540771
The LD x DMG wedding killed the threads. Everything that's been going wrong with ERP since then have sprung up because of that wedding.

>>8540755
>complains about meta discussion
>starts meta discussion
???

>>8540789
Redpill me on that?

>>8540789
It had been going on long before that. Before the wedding it was Mecha blog posting, the general attention whoring and the Nue drama. This place was always shit but we did our best, now that it's on /trash/ there are concentrated cancerous communities like /rwbyg/ and /hg/ and shit that go around shitting in everyones hottub.

>>8540777
>I didn't read the post I'm replying to but I'm gonna try to sound smart anyway

>>8540789
It's not just that, though that was the main thing. The influx of /v/ crossies during E3 and the trend to treat the thread as discord drama central contributed too.

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>>8540789
I was there

Even Virra's Discord is dead as fuck.

>>8540820
>complains about the thread being propped up by drama
>state that regardless of the drama, it's still got nice people here, and it's been a worthwhile experience for me, and others
>Didn't read
I'm sorry that you're a little slow, anon. It explains why you're even bringing this stupid shit up in the first place, though.

>>8540825
>/v/ crossies during E3
What happened?

>>8540843
It's ok, Owain will liven it up!

>>8540843
That's because two other Discords popped up that devolve into circlejerks about Midna, Owain, or whoever else decides to attention whore in the lobby.

>>8540825
I seriously refuse to believe a single day brought over these random hordes of supposed /v/irgins. Drama was around far before then.

>>8540825
>baww the threads are shit because /v/
I bet you cry about /pol/ too.

>>8540877
>>8540864
>>8540825
>Anyone trying to blame a single board for all the shit that's happened
If anything, you should be blaming /r9k/ /vg/ /pol/ and /b/

>>8540789
Nice scapegoat you've got there

>>8540864
Iowa, Mika, and a couple other avas popped into the E3 threads to derail them and bring in more users. It was a good idea in theory, anyways.

>>8540896
You know, you're right. I shouldn't have blamed /v/ alone.

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Lurkers, come out come out whereever you are.

>>8540843
>public_erp only ever used for the faggot emo furry or Owain
Feels good.

>>8540896
Why don't you blame /trash/ instead, since that's where it ~supposedly~ went down the metaphorical shithole

>>8540891
There was a multipara RP in here last night with plenty of build-up and a good payoff. The both of them were from /v/.

I don't give a shit what board you're from, but at least the two of them actually fucking ERPed in one of these threads instead of complaining about the new scapegoat of the month or whinging about a Discord.

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>>8540918
Well, I guess I'll start making a folder for Papi

>>8540923
>That one time Owain had an ERP going in every room and used it as an excuse to ERP in lobby after being asked to move
Say what you will, he's dedicated to proving he's not an asshole while being an asshole

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>>8540918
Lemme type then

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>tfw you're a /v/ crossboarder that was lured in by the kancolle girl

>>8540973
Which of the boatsluts brought you here?

>>8540928
*He resumed his caresses on the gardevoirs heads, closing his eyes moaning while the siblings continue to please him oraly* "Aaaahhhhh, sex with two beutiful and loving sisters, there is nothing a guuy could wish more than this~"

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>>8540918
>It's finals season so I haven't been around much. I'm sorry if I disappointed anyone.

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>>8540918
is it still lurking if I posted not too long ago

>>8540981
The big, blonde one

>>8540915
kys paul

>>8541007
Iowa then. The sluttiest one of all.

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>>8540918
(Working. Only keeping an eye on the thread to see what's up)

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>>8540973
>I /still/ haven't fucked an Isolated Island-chan as her bodyguard/servant that steadily gains her favor until she demands he lick her clean and pound her until she's senseless

Where does the time go?

>>8541032
(do you think you would be up for an unbirthing scene after you are done?)

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乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

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>>8541052
(I'm quite ambivalent towards unbirthing to be honest, despite playing a character who does that)

>>8541133
(no problem man, it was worth a try)

>>8540992
Hime a cutie!

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>On a seedy camshow site, behind multiple paywalls, were celebrity slutshows galore. Thespitron 4.0, Aleksandra Zaryanova, and many more all broadcast the lewdest of spectacles to anyone who had the URL and the cash. The most prestigious show on the web, however, was Hana "D.Va" Song's. It was one of those things rumored about but vehemently denied by her management-- mostly because her management didn't know. The secrecy was aided by the fact that screenshots and recording software was utterly shutdown on the site, and anything recorded with as simple as a mobile phone could be passed off as a convincing double.
>The red recording light dinged on and instantly hundreds of faceless viewed tuned in. It only took seconds for that number to grow to the thousands. Sitting on an overly plush, pink bedspread was the aforementioned gamer, but she wasn't wearing her trademark plugsuit. Instead, she was wearing a spandex outfit so revealing that all of its cutesy designs merely made the whole situation lewder. Shiny, purple material barely reigned in her medium-sized tits, a bunny cutout revealing most of her cleavage and even the smallest peek of small, pink nipples. The pilot wore a microskirt that was little more than a strip of fabric, not even reaching halfway down her pubic mound. However, a neon-pink thong kept her viewers from seeing everything off the bat. Matching stockings clung to her long legs. D.Va offers her most aegyo-filled smile to the webcam, complete with a peace sign. Behind her sat an array of sex toys larger than thought possible, possessing just about anything- and any size- that was safe. Butt plugs, beads, dildos, vibrators, nipple clamps... The list went on.
Annyeong! (Hiya!) It's D.Va!
>Hana chirps, running her hands over the curve of her breasts.
You know how these shows work; donation to tell me what to do! Anything you want.
>Within reason, but she didn't mention that part. Hana sticks out her tongue, teasingly squeezing her clothed tits.

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>>8541157
I guess that still doesn't work as an opening, I should just delete that image as that mistaken is made often.

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ROLL

>>8541178
>screenshots and recording software was utterly shutdown on the site
explain this

>>8541228
YEE

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>>8541233
Future
doesn't Netflix already have a sort of babby version of that?

>>8541228
no, fuck off
>>8541244
can't you just
>ctrl+prt sc
>ctrl+v in MSpaint

>>8541252
Not if the computer doesn't let you. That's like asking why you can't just delete a virus

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>>8541178
>Aleksandra Zaryanova
She's pure you little jewboy

>>8541252
Just goes blackscreen when I try it

But like I said; future
>>8541265
t. mad because he's too young to get past the paywall :^)

>>8541264
>>8541280
I guess
shame that you didn't get actual ERP replies to your post. :^)

>Starts smashing that tip button while inputting comments like:
Show us your tits Hana!

Take those silly panties off!

>>8541290
Happens a lot when I type up a scenario to be honest. Might just save it for a rainy day.

>>8541280
t. womanlet

>>8541290
And then some anons wonder why people don't out effort into starters anymore

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>>8541307
I'm biting I'm biting
>>8541301

>>8541301
Here comes Jinx's defense force to have her from embarrassment

Don't bother responding to this Jinx, focus on your Ar-pee

>>8541178
Shoe on head
Shoe on head
Shoe on head

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>>8541301
>Hana scans the first flood of tip comments, a smile playing on her glossed-up lips as she leans in close. A repeated username (meaning repeated tips) catches her eye.
Okay, okay! Calm down, oppa. I'll show you what you want.
>D.Va purrs, sitting back on her knees. Her fingertips slip beneath the hem of her tiny top, revealing soft titflesh inch-by-inch. Finally, they bounce free as the teen tugs the spandex number over her head. She gives the camera a show of tweaking her nipples in glorious 4k HD, letting out a soft, slightly-exaggerated gasp.
Is this what you want?
>Hana teases, turning about on her bed so her pale, barely-concealed ass wiggles to the thousands of viewers. The pink g-string that had been clinging to her plush butt for dear life begins to slide down, exposing glistening pussy lips and a puffy little asshole.

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>>8541365
You have to tip for a request, silly!
>Hana winks, giggling at the comment itself.
>>8541317
I'm taller than u

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>>8541178
>"this slut again?"
>"kids aren't allowed here hana fuck off"
>"how do I type message"
>"(User was banned for this post)"
>"Rekt lol"
>"ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉraise your dongers!ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ"
>The stream chat was filled to the brim with memes, shitposts, bots, and spammers.
>But against all odds, against all adversaries, a knight rises from the filth...
>"Begone, foul beasts! Let us all take joy in this fair maiden's show for us! Let us all take joy in this stream!"
>The valiant warrior donned his house's crest upon his chest, shield and sword raised, ready for battle.
>His shield, a piece of cardboard. His sword, an (((authentic))) Katana forged from high-grade Japanese steel.
>"If I was some lowly, honorless heathen, I'd have slain you all, fed your blood to my blade..."
>As crumbs fell from his mighty beard, down the mountain tops and to the bottom of a great hill, Anon went all out against his waifu's enemies, reporting them for their wrongdoings.
>Surely, such a brave act will be rewarded with a gift from the camgirl herself.

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>>8541424
Yeah, but I'm still growing. There are some serious biglads on my mother's side, odds are that I'll end up a foot taller than you.
For now though, you're still taller. :^(

>>8541434
>>8541178
>tips 500 tokens
"giv us some anal action you fucking gook whore"

>>8541178
>at the word "anything" the floodgates burst, and waves of requests, emojis and some abusive comments flow through one after the other. Among the see of empty requests that wanted to jump right into the fun or guide Hana to do something harmful for sheer kicks, the occasional tip would roll in, highlighting the request that followed to her
>some were seeking to set the pace and start things off....
"Why not blow your fans a kiss to start, Hana?
"What toys do you have ready, I wonder~"
>while others were more of the same, just these guys had money to throw around
"Show us your tits, slut!"

>>8541501
owain?

>>8541223
Still around? We had something going on, like, a few weeks ago, if you try to pick it up or start something new.

>>8541178
>Anon watches behind his screen at the cute girl. He donated at least 50 dollars with one request. "sharpie in pooper". Anon's cock sprung out, hand dancing around the shaft as he awaited the girl to read the message already on screen.

>>8541178
how fast can a pack of niggers be at your place
how much would it cost

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>>8541523
I keep forgetting to save my replies. If you know any key words I can find it in the archive and work from there.

>>8541178
>Smirking, a man among shadows lifted his finger on top of his electronic mouse, quickly budging left and right to maximize to full screen. There she was, Hana Song in the beautiful glow of nudity displayed by his monitor. Shyly, he entered a message on the 100-word per minute chatbox.
Please... Kiss.... your tits...

>>8541510
Aww come on, that wasn't even long

>>8541178
>Sweating, holds onto keyboard and types.

Hey baby, why don't you wiggle that sexy ass? Mm yes.

>Anon is very happy and is sweating.

>>8541590
wait is it actually owain

>>8541568
Can do you one better

https://pastebin.com/vuNCabEB

>>8541605
No. Owain may be a fluffmaster, but at least he knows how to capitalize.

>>8541178
>From the shadows of his basement, a filthy obese man sees the sparkle of his day when he gets an eyefull of sexy asian. Stroking his tiny cock, and reaching over for a handful of chips, he begs.

Cmon bitch... show that pussy

>>8541178
>Stroking his AMERICAN cock like a TRUE AMERICAN, Mr. AMERICA slaps his cock against the filthy gook on screen, letting his freedom seed splatter all over the surface.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH! I SURE DO HOPE HER CUNT IS PREPARED FOR THIS BURGER BEEF.

>>8541638
Hi Dongs.

>>8541178
have you been memed at hard enough or do you want me to write a post too

>>8541178
>Anonymous just recently bared through an awful day at work, until his phone notified him of the only glimmer of hope he would have. "D.Va has started streaming!". Immediately, he clicked, and was surprised to find the filthy, naughty sight his trousers surely weren't expecting. Like a faucet, his pants began to leak.
Oh my...
>Squishing his bulge with one hand, he reached over his phone to continue watching.
What a delight... Let me just...
>He texted.
Fuck yeah... You're daddy's little whore

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>>8541501
>Eagerly-sharp brown eyes scan her computer screen, picking out a few tipped replies.
Hmm..
>All the while, Hana played with her C-cups, smoothing her fingertips over the peaks that strained against the spandex of her top.
Anything for my fans!
>Hana raises her index finger to her plump, cherry lipgloss-coated lips. The tip slips suggestively into her mouth for a moment but she's quick to pull it out, giving it a soft kiss. Winking at the camera, Hana pulls away her finger, blowing a kiss.
I have any toy you can imagine, oppa. Just tell D.Va the word!
>She adds, abruptly yanking off her top and baring her breasts to the camera.
>>8541660
Meme post? not really but it's not gonna drive me off
Serious post? Yea sure mane

>>8541501
>>8541677
>ONLY RESPONDED TO OWAIN
ONLY RESPONDED TO OWAIN
>ONLY RESPONDED TO OWAIN
ONLY RESPONDED TO OWAIN

>>8541689
>>8541677
>ONLY RESPONDED TO OWAIN
ONLY RESPONDED TO OWAIN
>ONLY RESPONDED TO OWAIN
ONLY RESPONDED TO OWAIN
>ONLY RESPONDED TO OWAIN
ONLY RESPONDED TO OWAIN
>ONLY RESPONDED TO OWAIN
ONLY RESPONDED TO OWAIN

>walks in looking for a big butt to sit on his face.

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>>8541689
>>8541710
In a fair and just world she wouldn't have bothered to respond to me and let the thread wallow in its own memes, really

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>>8541670
>A ding! rings out in Hana's room and the pilot turns her gaze from the camera to her computer screen. Pink-whiskered cheeks flush just slightly at the message, but she was more flustered than she let on.
Ah?
>Her lips part slightly, innocently, but the look in her eyes told thousands of anonymous users that it was an act.
Am I?
>She coos, trailing her hands down her flat, toned stomach.
Am I daddy's. Little. Whore?
>Hana punctuates each word with a stroke to her clothed cunt, her slender fingers sliding against the plump pussy lips. A dark, wet stain of her arousal was already beginning to soak through and Hana's flush slowly makes its way down the pale column of her neck.

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>>8541607
>O-oh my, I didn't know people kept logs Anon>She wants to refute his arguments, none of the other Shiratsuyu-class had anything to be jealous of. Her arms raise as she feels her bra pushing against her armpits and allowing him to slide it over her head without argument. Her breasts are large for her class, even if she pretends to not notice, and they are perky for their size. She bites her lip and let’s out a light moan as he starts to knead her chest. Her arms still over her head as he pushes her down against the less then ideal fabric of his offices couch. Her ever serious mind distracts itself with thoughts of requisitioning a much softer seating arrangement if he decides to continue this type of illicit relationship with her. Her head cranes to the opposite side of his kisses as her breathing becomes more shallow and rapid. Her chest quickly raising and falling as he gets closer to her chest. Her nipple was a pale pink, a clear sign she kept her private places tightly under wraps. Yet here she was, feeling admirals tongue sliding around her sensitive nub. After the first circle of his finger tip, both nipples where standing with their cute little points.
Ahhh~ Admiral, you’re better than
>She stops herself short of admitting to her less then pure relations with Kawakaze. She finally opens her pale blue eyes again and sees him starting to undress. Her still gloved hands slide up his chest as it’s unveiled and her fingers slide around his nipples for her attempt at revenge.

>>8541414
>Anon instantly finds blood surging into his cock as he watches the idol stripping on the big screen hooked up to his pc. Thankfully having a up-to-date display to capture the glorious fine texture of your skin in 4k. Every curve and rivet of your form appearing in such high detail while you pinched and made hardened peaks out of your nipples. Sending another burst of tips to show his appreciation as you started stripping.
That's it Hana!
Oh Fuck yes!
Pull it down slowly
>His mouth starting to hang open from the sight of your the fabric concealing your plump lips being slowly pulled down to reveal your wet slit and cute pink saucer to the crowd. Both begging to be rammed full with excessively large toys. Or all the horny anons cocks as they stroke and watch you. Anon needed to see your glistening pink labia spread apart. Filling out a tip with a significantly larger amount that followed up at the end of the string of tips he sent.
Spread your lips open for us!

>>8541714
I'm in the mood for doing something but I don't want to post as an ava.
>>8541753
>her flat, toned stomach.
hey you can't do that to my dick, that's not fair

https://strawpoll.com/r5dsyes

>>8541785
We had that cute goblin girl last night,
hopefully she shows up again

>>8541849
>cute goblin girl
who

>>8541859
I don't know, but I would love if she sat on my face.

>>8541847
Lucas wins it the moment this gets posted in the Discord

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/tv/ here.

Who is the most Kino ERPr?

>>8541883
I only voted for lucas because there was not robot option desu

>>8541909
Pre-Owain Chat

Still though, anyone want to sit on my face?

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>>8541785
W-wha
>>8541766
>Hana has to turn back around to read the responses to her little show, temporarily hiding her slick womanhood from view. She liked what she saw. Rather than the money, the lewd little Korean had always enjoyed the exhibition aspect of her camshows the most; after all, she got to do things that she never could do in public without risking the loss of her idol image. The thought of thousands of /strangers/ (and climbing by the second) watching her whore herself off for tips... It drove her wild. The large tip pushed itself to the top of the donation queue, immediately catching her interest.
You wanna see? Such a perv.
>She snickers, mirth in her voice. Nonetheless, Hana could never say no to her fans. Especially tipping ones. And so, the pilot lays back on her mattress, spreading her stocking-clad legs wide. Her right hand raises to her mouth as the left descends, both making a 'v' shape in front of both pairs of lips. Hana lolls her tongue lewdly out between the junction of her little peace sign, her soaked pink vulva coming into view as the puffy lips are spread.

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>Observing this thread the whole time

>>8541228
Okay

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>>8541765
(Yeah, it's probably creepy, but I don't ERP very often so when I do and enjoy it I gotta make it count.)

>As a soft, gloved hand starts petting at his chest, he leans back in towards the ship girl when an interesting remark reaches his ears.
Hmmmm? Better than who? I'd be pretty jealous if it were another admiral...or have you been playing around with your sister?
>He smiled as he teased Umikaze, one hand grabbing hers and pressing it tightly against his chest. The other returned to her chest, enjoying one last squeeze of her ample breasts, before slowly working its way downwards. The ship girl's smooth midriff was pleasurable to pet, as he rubbed and caressed his way towards the hem of her skirt. Just as he reached it, he stopped, unsatisfied by how destroyer sank into his quite overused office couch. He excused himself and hopped off, sliding a door over at the wall and pulling out a futon from the closet. He laid the bedding down on the floor and beckoned the girl over.
Here, let's use this instead. It should be a bit more comfortable.

(Here's my Admiral's office if you'd like an image.)

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>>8541909
/ck/ here
Stop infesting our board with your terrible memes.

>>8541963
Pick a better avatar

>>8539011
Hey, welcome back.

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does someone play this slut

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>kino xd
/tv/ is worse than /pol/ for this shit

>>8542019
ur mom does

>>8542023
/tv/ is fucking hilarious. It's one of the only boards that hasn't advanced past 2008.

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>>8540918
Wish I could stop lurking, but we know how that goes.

>>8542019
Think that nazi guy does. I've seen him play in the deader hours.

>>8541963
>Hugs bird

>>8542059
Cute meido.

>>8542019
Same, it would be great

>this thread
This is why I'm only in f-list now.

>>8542031
>>8542068
I wanted to play this slut. :c
Oh well. The hunt for a good ava continues

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>>8542045
>"hey, this anon might be right, i'll check out /tv/ to see what's on the first page"
>
>"oh"

>>8542128
k thanks for sharing.

>>8542128
>implying F-List is any better

Less meta bullshit, sure, but way more of the "*sniffleglompz ur feetzies" hewwo fewnd!! :3".

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>>8542172

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>>8541991
I would never do such a thing admiral
>She lies unconvincingly to try and divert his attention from her impure sisterly relations. She can feel his heart beat through the palm of her hand and does her best to roll her thumb against his nipple. The squeeze to her breast was to sudden for her to silence it and she shamefully moans. She blushes and tries to look away, just in time for her hips to roll towards his hand. Her body was giving in at every turn and she didn't know if she should hate it or love it. She rolls onto her side as he climbs off, her arms crossing over her chest as if to save some iota of her purity. She breaths a sigh of relief as he pulls out the futon and stands up. Her arms uncross and she pushes down her skirt, leaving her panties and stockings on. She slowly walks towards her admiral and pushes both her hands onto his chest again and tries to push him down onto the futon.

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>>8542128
Thread is home :(

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>>8542196
the finale was so shit mang
season 8 is gonna be kanker
niggan 100% gets ded, morgan probably gets bumped off because nobody cares about morgan, and suddenly my favourite characters are all fucking ded

>>8542135
Go on and play her then, dummy. Everyone knows this thread needs more sluts.

>>8542019
Literally who?

>>8542213
C U T E

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>>8542213
This.
No place like home.

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>>8542226

>>8542213
glad to have my own homebound loli

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>>8542095
>Hugs the lovely little anon

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>>8542262
i don't even know mang
i just want my abraham and dale back

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>>8540918
Im busy playing v i d e o g a m e s

>>8542282
>Kissus the Chiaki

>>8542282
Which chiaki is this

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>>8542279

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>>8542213
Same.
Even though everyone thinks I'm a sociopath now or something.

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>>8542299
there is only 1 desu senpai
>>8542303
ever since i left the city (You) (You) (You)
>>8542308
haha, fag

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>>8542330

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>>8542299
How many are there? I don't know, you have to specify. Which ever one you think I am, I'm probably not

>>8542293
>Kissus the anon back

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>>8542254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ADjpeLg1w
>>8542246
REEEEEEEEE
>>8542272
I'm not a fucking lolihekjhde
>>8542308
>Patpat

>>8542351
C U T E
U
T
E

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Who wants their balls sucked?

>>8542351
>Jinx wishes she was home in Texas

wat

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>>8542338
started wearing less and going out more
>>8542365
a-alamo elmo?!

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>>8542380

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>>8542367
I was thinking of when spongebob sing/cries "there's no place like home" but it wasn't in that

You know what I think it's in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju8Nz2cmCp0 maybe?

I've never even been to Texas. Too hot
>>8542364
When will the madness end

>>8541944
>The provocative display of the Korean idol had his cock pulsating in his hand. Stroking his meaty rod faster as you responded to him and followed his request. Anon leaned in toward his screen, trying to immerse himself as he brought his face closer to your glistening vulva. Yearning to see more of her tempting body while he wanked and sent in another chain of tips.
That's it you naughty slut!
I want to see inside that moistness
Open your sopping wet gash for us
Show your fans your pink ribbed inner walls!

>>8542367
Jinx either wants to save Jade's doggo or be with one of the Texan ERPers

>>8542404
When you stop being cute, ofc

That aside, how are those Kanna/Elma folders coming along?

>>8542447
>Texan
There's like, two I know of, and neither are very good people

>>8542209
>He smiles again as the ship girl defends herself, holding out a hand as she walks towards the futon. Too busy enjoying the sight of the topless destroyer, her lower half now freed of her skirt, he doesn't notice her intent to push him down onto the bedding. He wraps his arms around her as she pushes, nearly falling onto the floor. He manages to pull off a safe landing onto the futon, with Umikaze laying on top of him. He laughs again as he shakes off the fall.
...is that so? I don't know, a ship girl that would come on to her Admiral and try to push him down must have some experience, and there's a certain sister of yours that would probably act the very same way.
>The Admiral smiled again, enjoying his teasing and the girl's reactions. With her on top, his hands began to feel their way down her body once more. In this position he couldn't resist the temptation of feeling of her well-sized rear and the hips that had taunted him so much earlier. He gripped Umikaze's butt in his hands, his fingers digging into the fabric of her panties, slowly pushing her up and down into a grinding motion against his body.

>>8542461
who

>>8542510
If you don't know then you don't need to know

>>8542308
Repondre to me you fuckin' pyschopathic assnerd
>Kissus

>>8542531
rude

>>8542510
Jade, Jiro, and Ryuko are Texans.

I can see where the anon is coming from

>>8542575
Jiro is a Mexican, not a Texan

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>>8542213
(It's where I started and so I shall remain.)

>>8542583
Jiro lives in Texas, as does jade, the loli guy and Ryuko

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>>8542468
That wasn't experience, that was me trying to read the situation Admiral
>She pushes her chest against him only to once again lose a moan, this time right into his ear. She feels like she's awakening something within herself, maybe this is why Kawakaze is so high energy. Her body follows his lead for now, slowly dry riding him at what ever pace he wanted. She tried to take a mental note, knowing that she would have to perform these moves again later.
May I have my turn admiral? I want to try somethings if you are willing
>She lets out a nervous gulp but her breathing is still ragged. She moves her soft lips to his neck and slowly starts to kiss towards his collar bone. She would return his favors for earlier, she would become his favorite tonight.

>>8542584
Oh my God will you just stop

>>8542550
Fuck off Reimu

>>8542584
The thread you helped ruin by encouraging your circlejerk culture?

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>>8542424
>Sighing delightedly, the pilot delves a finger into her twitching cunt. As she rolls her hips into her hand, Hana scans the screen for further instructions. The same user had sent in another string of responses. She giggles at his rigor, but was debonair.
I have just the thing for you, oppa.
>Hana purrs, throwing an arm back to grope about through her collection of toys. Her tongue pokes out of her mouth in her concentration in finding the right one and she pulls back to show the camera her prize: A thick, all-glass dildo. It weighted heavily in her hand as she put it to her slit, withdrawing the finger that had previously greedily occupied it. Small mewls and loud moans are picked up by the state-of-the-art mic as Hana slowly shoves the transparent toy into her sopping flower. Her walls spread around it as it goes deeper and deeper, clinging to the heavy glass.
Ahh~! It feels- nnh, so heavy. So big!
>Hana arches, bucking her hips towards the rolling camera.
>>8542447
Yes to the former I don't think so to the latter? Texas is way too hot man I'd fuckin melt
>>8542452
Oh... Maybe I should start those..

>>8541178
>The secrecy was aided by the fact that screenshots and recording software was utterly shutdown on the site,
Step 1. Open your computer and go to the site
Step 2. Video record with a phone
>and anything recorded with as simple as a mobile phone could be passed off as a convincing double.
iPhone 7

>>8542646
Do it. Only cute draggos can save us

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>>8542659
>Points at talking space gorilla
>>8542668
I mite

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Lolis fix everything.

>>8542646
Why would it matter if you're already hot?

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>>8542702
lolis are for breaking

>>8542629
Who?

>>8542713
I wanna break the Toph, but our schedules are p much the opposite ;-;

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>>8542659

>>8542128
Nice blog faggot

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>>8542605
(Can't stop, won't stop.)

(Card posting.)

>>8542601
>He opens his mouth to tease her further, but the words suddenly fail him. The warm, heated moan in his ear stole his breath away, flipping a switch in the Admiral that would kick his lust into high gear. The tension left his hands, no longer rocking the destroyer against his body, her hips relaxing off his.
Y-yeah, Umikaze, you can do whatever you want.
>The soft, squishy feeling of the ship girl's breasts pressing against his chest soon disappeared, the stimulation replaced by warm, gentle kisses. He squirmed underneath her, his pants suddenly feeling much tighter as excitement began to swell in his lower half. He laid his head down onto the futon, looking down to enjoy the sight of the cute destroyer trying to please him.

>>8542781
I need to see some Christ-chan tits.

Owain is the Roman Reigns of ERP

>>8542877
Please, if you're gonna do a reference, do if right. He's clearly John Cena, especially after last night; Pushing a bunch of other match ups out of the spotlight to announce his "marriage"

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>>8542862
(Best I can do for you, anon.)

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>>8542902
DIRTY
ARAB
HERETIC
HANDS

>>8542900
>John Cena

This fits better since like Cena Owain is nice but still has an ego and insists on being the center of attention at all times.