HG thread.
367th Express Games!
Crimson Chin
>>8525705
Suz
>>8525705
Lum!
Ophis
Len
>>8525705
Gascoigne
Fujiyabashi Kyou
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
>>8525705
Gabriel
The Miz
>>8525705
Merak
>>8525647
Thanks!
>>8525663
Did something bad happen?
>>8525699
Hiya! W-Who are you exactly?
>>8525705
Elise
>>8525705
Sliver Queen
>>8525705
Froze
The Void
Lister Storm
Hakuya Mitsumine
The Player
>>8525705
My daughter
>>8525705
Amami Rantaro
Ursula-sensei
Toyots 2000gt
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Reigen Arataka
Cute Autist
Raphiel
>>8525705
Ronaldo
>>8525705
Hanbei
>>8525705
Pepper
Eggman-kun
C.C.
Mitsubishi Lancer Evo VII Tommy Maiken edition
The 45th
>>8525788
Five six seven eight
>>8525705
Lycoris
>>8525705
Bad News Barrett
>>8525785
TRAITOR!
>>8525705
Lewd Roman
>>8525755
You could say that, yes.
It's nothing to worry about though.
>>8525810
Ah.
One short, but still, nice catch.
Mashiro Mitsumine
>>8525610
Really? It should be close by I'm sure of it! I have been walking for about an hour or so, I'm not that hungry actually.
>a low grumble emanates from her tummy
>Mashiro is quick to look away out of embarrassment
Well...Maybe just a little.
>>8525647
Mashiro Mitsumine, it's nice to meet you Ruby. Could you tell me where I am exactly?
>>8525679
Mashiro, and you? Also, are you sure that I can borrow your phone?
>>8525699
Wait are you talking about the door is right...
>she turns around to point at the large door that she just walked through only to find that it isn't there anymore.
But it was right there just a second ago?!
Araragi
>>8525705
Rawberry
>Fucking captcha
Woosh
>>8525769
>kissu
>>8525705
Cayde-6
>>8525705
Alexander Supertramp
>>8525750
>>8525843
>>8525844
>swap myself
>>8525844
>>8525842
Swap if possible.
>>8525834
It'd be something in a game of risk. Ultimately it doesnt matter but hey it's no different from 'gets' anyway.
>>8525876
>Cayde swirls his drink around in the glass
Thanks Guardian. Nice ride too.
>>8525755
Hanbei, Hanbei Takenaka. What's it to you?
>>8525841
Do I have to use the word a fourth time? It's just how it works.
>>8525844
Looks about right.
>>8525848
>sidesteps
Please do not.
>>8525841
>>8525792
Swap
>>8525843
You should be fast, Rawberry.
>>8525841
>Ahri giggles.
What are you in the mood for? I'm sure we can find something for you, Or I could try to cook.
... Something hopefully simple.
>>8525895
Who are you and why are you trying to keep me here?!
>>8525904
>>8525905
T-Thank you. Both of you for your acts of kindness.
Jeff Hardy
>>8525897
But forbidden love is best love!
Just give me 5 more instead.
>>8525841
Welcome to the arena! where we fight and talk, you could just talk if you wanna.
>>8525905
>gropes
>>8525973
Midway
>>8525973
Passed out squirrel
>>8525973
Magilou
>>8525973
Gin Ichimaru
>>8525973
Agrias
>>8525973
Suiren Shibazeki
>>8525927
But having lunch before entering a game is good for my health ~
>>8525973
Freedom
>>8525973
>>8525755
Hey! Don't forget about me!
Looks like there's enough
>>8525960
Forbidden love ends here. If you kiss me again I'll have no choice but to rip your arms out their sockets. Keep your degeneracy away from me.
>>8525973
>>8525860
please
>>8525985
We should do that in erp not here
>>8526003
Lunch?
Let me guess... Another bugs?
>>8526001
>>8526017
Swap
>>8525944
Hanbei. And do you really think I can be bothered keeping ANYONE?
>>8525978
Fighting? Why would ant of you need to fight and this didn't look lie an arena to me?!
>>8525929
I wouldn't want to impose but something simple like toast and jam would be fine.
>>8526017
I am surrounded by strangers...
>>8525842
the best
>>8526038
Thank you, but I decline. I have matters that need attending at the moment.
>like curing this hangover...
>>8526044
You tricked me and locked me in I just know it!
>>8526028
>Anon is blind.
>>8526017
Good luck to you all. May the strongest and wisest of you win.
>>8526061
Too bad he has shot taste
>>8526062
Suit yourself.
Drink water.
>>8526085
shot through my heart
Let's move forward.
>>8525888
Speaking of which.
>>8526101
You give love.........A bad name
>>8526017
Looks good! Let's have some -real- fun!
>>8526046
Well, Sure. If that's what you'd like!
>She sighs, thankful she knows how to work a toaster.
How much would you like? Just one piece, or two?
>>8526062
>Take care of yourself. Drink plenty of water.
>>8526115
>>8526033
No no no ~ they were bats if I remember correctly ~
>>8526070
>I'm right about everything I say!
You're not right about anything. You look stupid and you should feel stupid. Stupid.
>>8526115
Hold on let me finish my drink first.
>>8526046
Well it changes now and then, so goodluck out there miss, I'm sorry if you were expecting some place peaceful.
Why are you people such total cancer?
>>8526115
Keep whatever horrors you're trying to show me stuffed tightly inside your head.
>>8526066
I'm too lazy to trap anyone I'm not at war with. and last I checked, I'm not at war with you.
>>8526153
Fuck off King Kuck
>>8526153
Why are you such a faggot, kk?
>>8526136
>Seriously Anon, What are you talking about. I was skipped when It was 36. Dumbass.
>>8526115
I don't need anything man!
I only need my body!
I'll use my body as a weapon to bring back a win for the Hardy brand!
>>8526115
Day one.
>>8526115
Take it all you want.. It's just a mere bag anyway.
>>8526130
That's much worse...
Did you come here alone and lost like that time?
SETH VS TRIPLE H IS ON
STUDENT VS TEACHER
THE KINGSLAYER VS THE KING OF KINGS
http://taima.tv/r/woooalt
>>8526204
NO!!! Let me out I don't want to stay in here!
>>8526196
YOU'RE ALREADY WWE TAG CHAMP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.
>>8526184
Not him, but isn't that you? Right there? In the original 36?
>>8526233
>tfw mobile
Kill me forever
>>8526251
you can't see me
>>8526204
The most threatening one, obviously.
>>8526204
Tch...this is why he's famous around these parts. He's insanely hard to kill for some reason.
>>8525844
>>8526184
Your ugly face was near my perfect face, you stupid bloody idiot.
>>8526204
It was the weirdest dream. I had a sleek leather jacket, and you were also a computer who talked, and we rode around and solved crimes together!
... If it were a tv series, I'd watch it. They'd probably have to recast me though...
>>8526254
No.
>>8526184
>>8526254
>I had to place you out of order because Hosthelper couldn't find your image.
>>8526273
>>8525844
You can't deny facts, lady.
>>8526258
>tfw have to switch mobile data and wifi to post because banned
>>8526260
Night one.
>>8526159
So you do trap people?! I demand that you release me from your clutches at once!
>>8526152
Hmph. It just so happens that I am a master at sneaking in and out of places. So hopefully I should do just fine.
>>8526122
Two piece will do fine, thank you!
>As the women ventures off to get her some toast, Mashiro remains seated in wait for her snack while trying to ignore the hunger that was quickly growing.
Hoshi's friend are you here?
>>8526324
Good luck nonetheless, miss.
>>8526312
I must be crazy for doing this.
>>8526299
>>8526303
>Oh, I'm deaf, Sorry for not seeing it.
>>8526312
Day two.
>>8526308
>tfw at data limit
>do this
>$300 4chan bill
>>8526324
I haven't been at war with anyone in a few years, so not for a while. Sheesh, stop overreacting.
>>8526370
Mistakes happen, at least you're in.
>>8526324
>It isn't long before Ahri returns with three pieces of surprisingly perfect toast.
>Each one has a nice amount of jam spread across it.
Here we go! They had strawberry... I didn't see any other flavors. I hope this is okay?
>>8526312
I'm telling you this is a bad idea! We should back out while we have the cha--
>She's the first one gunned down, bullets ripping through her torso as her confused eyes stare at the rest of her team.
>Not long after, the other three are killed.
>>8526233
>Fake fighting
Watch UFC instead, pussies.
>>8526331
Yeah, what?
>>8526222
I actually won several games, just to let you know ~
>>8526436
>>8526434
>INB4 lynching
>>8526383
The irony here is what hurts the most...
>>8526446
Night two.
>>8526434
Hi, Conor McGregor.
>>8526407
>>8526397
>>8526362
>I'm sorry but something came up and I need to address it hopefully I'll be back on later
>Also I hope I didn't do too bad with Mashiro
>I'm trying to get back into the swing of RPing
>>8526467
Day three.
>>8526542
>She seems fun, bye!
>>8526444
That's great. Meanwhile I only won once
Oh well.. I should come here more often, I suppose.
>>8526467
It's for the best.
>>8526548
If you can't kill someone and ask me to do it then you can't win.
>>8526542
>It's understandable. Take care!
>You're doing well!
>>8526440
Oh, please excuse me. I meant Hoshi's other friend.
>>8526594
Night three.
>>8526542
>No problemo, have fun.
>>8526548
>>8526595
Heh...good one. Honestly, I'm just too lazy to care. If that's what you wanna do, you do you.
>>8526614
I'LL FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFY MYSELF AS OBSOLETE
>>8526609
Yeah, I'm here.
>>8526646
OBSOLEEEETE
>>8526387
>not using pay as you go
>mfw
>>8526614
Day four.
>>8526595
I didn't know you liked this kind of games ~ you always look soooo bored all the time
>>8526675
>>8526669
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
>>8526691
I heard this in my head in the "THE BEST" style. And now I can't unhear it.
>>8526648
Do you think Hoshi would mind if I picked up Nino?
>>8526746
Night four.
>>8526757
Huuuuuh...
Ursula-sensei [SHINY]#7042
>I'm back. Hopefully I didn't miss much.
>>8526675
Man, you're such a jerk. Even I work to get food.
>>8526772
(I don't like these people, but it's best if I play along with them.)
>>8526802
Nothing but a game you missed maybe. So you are all set!
>>8526772
An action Feast!
>>8526616
Gotcha.
>>8526680
Ah, not really. It's just one way of me to exercise since Yosaf isn't here.
Also I heard that there's no way to get out of this place.
>>8526772
It's too dark.. I'll hunt him tomorrow.
>>8526829
>well, I got into this game, so I'm fine.
>>8526833
Get lost, idiots!
>please don't die.
>>8526674
Too late for that
>contract signed
>$600 early termination fee
Press X to shoot my stupid fucking face
X
>>8526834
>>8526833
Here's hoping for you, huh?
>>8526833
Day five.
>I have to head out for the night.
>Rest well everyone. Take care of yourselves.
>Have a good day tomorrow.
>>8526890
>>8526834
is not important for me ~ if there's food in this place, I can be here for ages!
>>8526887
>Great. Have fun now.
>>8526913
Dobroy Nochi Comrade Ahri, have a good sleep
>>8526921
Night five.
>>8526913
Have a good one.
>>8526904
>>8526909
Should have won if it was one on one.
>>8526915
Don't tell me you devour those dead tri-
Ah, who am I kidding.
>>8526962
Free-for-alls suck, huh?
>>8526833
>>8526921
Eat dirt, losers.
>Merak can't help but smirk as he showers his opponents with missiles.
>still alive
>fuck yes.
>>8526956
>talked too soon.
SETH ROLLINS!
>>8526956
Day six.
>>8526962
>She just smiles
ROLLINS
O
L
L
I
N
S
>>8527000
THE KINGSLAYER!
>>8527025
Night six.
BASED SETH
SETH
FREAKIN'
ROLLINS
>>8527050
Day seven.
>>8526981
Yeah, stop mocking me.
>>8527016
...
Scary.
Eat apple pies with us sometimes.
>>8527099
Night seven.
>>8527078
"us"? are more of our friends with you?
>>8527121
Out with a
..fizzle..
Someone start a shitstorm it's boring in here
>>8527078
Hey, I can't be bothered mocking anyone, alright? Don't worry about it.
>>8527146
Congratulations Magilou, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>8527172
Thank you very much for hosting for us, Ms. Mokou!
>>8527172
Thanks for playing again!
>>8527172
Congratulations young one. Spasibo Mokou. Was a nice game to watch
>>8527137
No, I was saying if we are able to get free or they search for both of us here.
>>8527171
Cool. Hope you don't mind about what happened earlier.
>>8527196
Thanks for hosting mate.
Post avas and rate.
Give an honest opinion on what you think of the avas or the avafag.
>>8527172
>>8527196
(Congrats and thanks for hosting.)
>>8527196
Thanks for hosting and good job. I guess.
>>8527172
Uh, congratulations.
>>8527172
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>8527196
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting!
>>8527234
>>8527172
>>8527187
Congratulations on your survival, little witch.
>>8527196
And thank you very much for the game, Ms Hostess.
>>8527234
>honesty is the best policy
>>8527234
>Constructive criticism highly appreciated.
>>8527172
Your hat looks delicious.. I mean, Congrats
>>8527196
Thanks for hosting
>>8527218
Oh, it might be impossible for someone to find us here. we literally in an unknown place with people from other worlds ~
>>8527234
.-.
>>8527218
I take everything in stride. Whatever happens, happens. Sorry about trying to force you.
>>8527196
Congrats, lady. And thanks for the show.
>>8527234
>Under construction
>>8527234
>>8527234
>>8527234
>>8527328
I want to kissu you
>>8527338
The snek is a qt patootie
>>8527234
>>8527408
>>8527413
Post Aussa's nudes
>>8527413
Would rape all of them. Including the bird. ESPECIALLY THE BIRD. And the vampire.
>>8527408
Thanks for your honesty anon.
>>8527234
>>8527443
Shut the fuck up
>>8527450
I'd fuck DMG, Tatsumaki and Tour from the Underworld
>>8527408
>Homophobic
>Litterally what
I miss the Negans
>>8527234
>>8527308
Well that sucks. At least I can train myself here.
>>8527332
All good, guy with hat.
>>8527482
Your Akane hates gays
>>8527234
>>8527307
>To be honest with you, I will like to see you using more avas.
>>8527336
>You have variety, not the best kind of variety, but is good
>>8527338
>You are one of my favorites, tbhq
>>8527361
>wheres da new fem ava, bb?
>>8527367
>Meh, you could be better, 6/10
>>8527408
I-Is that a bad thing?
>She grabs a dictionary trying to find that word, but she found nothing
I can't find that word on my dictionary
>>8527450
>Good ERPer :3c
>>8527450
>DMG is Canada. Why am I shocked.
>>8527453
You first anon.
>>8527234
>>8527408
You're just a salty one aren't you?
>>8527491
10/10
Sasha dies
>>8527234
(My only ava so far.)
>>8527529
YES!!
>>8527491
I want to pet him and give him snacks
>>8527500
>tbqh *
>why im keep making errors?
>>8527472
You can if you want sometime~
>>8527500
>D-didn't expect to see you here!
>>8527506
You didn't know? It wasn't really a secret ava
>>8527435
>No.
>>8527425
>Come on, it's not that hard to find.
>>8527450
>I thought you used Rituals.
>>8527496
I got a name, y'know. It's Hanbei.
>He stretches, and gets comfy on the ground.
>>8527498
>L I T T E R A L L Y W H A T
>>8527500
>Yeah yeah I know, furries. I'm trying to work on that.
>>8527521
>>8527549
I was expected a lot of things, but not these two responses. I don't know how to feel about this.
>>8527234
>>8527575
>pets
>gives snacks
>>8527450
Absolute worst person, would murder cold and brutaly.
>kissu
>>8527338
What's the FUCK
GOD DAMMIT
>>8527556
I am never next door so any chart they make is new to me. I have better things to do than bother in that pit of shame.
>>8527234
>>8527500
>I-I'm waiting for a good time to introduce her
>>8527496
Fighting every day is not exhausting for you?
>>8527540
>Keep doing the good work, 8/10 nwn
>>8527234
> barely rp here anyways
>>8527588
>he shakes the anon's hand off of his head but takes the snack and eats part of it
There are others who would appreciate this more than I would.
>>8527601
>Upon getting mixed messages she kissu back
>Now got the Ruby Gloom stuck in her head
>>8527615
Bother in THIS pit of shame?
>>8527625
PEASHY!
>>8527234
>>8527645
But seriously, don't lewd the Derpy.
>>8527657
>>8527636
oh, alright.
>hands him the bag of snacks
>>8527645
Is better than the other one, blin. I don't have to worry about riots breaking out every other week or so.
>>8527556
>I'm always here, weird that you didn't expect this coming
>>8527562
>I like furries, but it would be good something more than that
>>8527629
>is always a good time, bb
>>8527234
>>8527650
FUCKING UNEXPECTED
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING SURPRISED BY THIS SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK
>>8527557
Yeah sure whatever, Hanbei.
I'm Froze.
>>8527633
Nope. You can never know if outsiders attack our village again.
Besides I can always use my healing magic anyway.
>>8527633
(Thanks. I enjoy your Rawberry, too.)
>>8527661
Don't think I ever did. She's for cute RP and cuddles and delivering love letters.
>>8527684
DEBATABLE! But not wrong.
>>8527688
>I didn't know your card! I assumed you were a new comer
>>8527691
>kissu
OUTTA NOWHERE
>>8527688
>No it's not baka
>>8527682
>takes the bag of snacks and puts them somewhere safe for secret eating later on
I don't know why you're doing this, but thank you very much. I hope I can repay you one day.
>>8527731
Good.
OUTTA NOWHERE
U
T
T
A
N
O
W
H
E
R
E
>>8527724
It's not like I try to hide things anymore.
>>8527726
Heh...so how often do people joke about your name?
>>8527625
>im confused
>>8527726
Healing magic is boring, using food to heal is more fun ~
>Thanks
>>8527731
Exactly, and the biggest reason is that I don't have motivation or care to go there. Not like I will have a chance in hell there anyway, which is great for me.
>>8527789
Why are you confused.
>>8527765
RKO
K
O
>>8527266
Crap
>>8527284
Teenaged gamur
>>8527307
Actively avoid you
>>8527328
RP: 0/10 GAMES: 1/10
>>8527336
Flaming autism + shit taste
>>8527338
Better seen than heard
>>8527356
Retarded kid we let hang out with us
>>8527361
You just suck in general
>>8527367
Crap
>>8527413
Actively avoid you
>>8527450
ERP's benchwarmer
>>8527491
Crap
>>8527507
Bore the fuck out of me
>>8527540
Crap
>>8527585
Crap
>>8527625
Mega crap
>>8527634
White male
>>8527658
Shitposter, possibly retarded
>>8527691
Definitely retarded
>>8527754
Now I gotta listen to the Ruby Gloom theme on loop.
If you see Dean Bean around tell him I wanted to congratulate him on his wrestlemania win
Bye bye hungry Guys
>>8527731
>Actually, I forgot to add elma to my erp card.
>btw i been erping for a little while, like 1 week or 4 days, im very bad at thinking about time
>>8527739
>But bbeeeee, I want to see her
>>8527688
>I think it's more a problem of what I personally find interesting to use or RP as. The card's always changing though so I can probably experiment more. Never really been an anime guy and never really feel like trying to goof off as meme characters or celebs or whatever.
>>8527818
I was expecting actual criticism or rating but so far it's just memes.
>>8527772
In here? None so far.
It would be a lame joke, anyway.
>>8527789
I can't stand myself to eat those corpses, Rawberry. It's nasty.
>>8527818
Not too bad of a rate. Thank you for your insight though
>>8527824
Bye, and I will warn Dean.
>>8527818
>better seen than heard
Anon-kun...
>>8527851
>I was expecting actual criticism or rating
>>8527818
>Suck what exactly? :')
>>8527841
>Sorry babe, you'll have to wait
>>8527818
>shitposter
Nice meme.
>possibly retarded
Just autistic as fuck.
>>8527688
Is this Red?
>>8527876
Yes
>>8527875
Shut up, Ichigo.
>>8527234
postan this one again
>>8527500
>If only I knew who else to even pick up.
>>8527890
I love you!
>>8527888
Whatever you say anon. I'll be going back to watching my chickens now.
>>8527890
I'll shit on your doorstep if you don't bring back Ruri.
>>8527812
>What happen to your other avas? I remember you using peashy and others
>>8527853
But there's actual food in here!
>>8527872
>;-;
>>8527876
>Yup
>>8527890
faaake
>>8527905
>>8527917
>
>>8527910
>wamsey no
>>8527920
>faaake?
>>8527853
How about poking fun at just how non-namey it is?
>>8527912
>kissu
>Is ok
>>8527930
Fuck you. Bring her back you shit.
>tfw will never be liked because I have no discord friends and I have no meme status
>>8527234
>>8527912
Like what?
>>8527931
How so? You can't point out why my name is non-namey because there's no standard.
>>8527945
>>8527962
Salutations. Permission to introduce myself?
Yes/No.
I am Ruri Ninjabayashi, an android created by the Mahogasawa Foundation.
Information regarding blueprints and the Mahogasawa Foundation is classified.
Booting...
Systems Check: Operational
Battery Levels: Fully Charged
'Hello World!'
Permission to congratulate?
Permission to thank for hosting?
Yes/No.
Battery Levels: Critical
Sleep Mode: Activated
'CZ2128 Δ'
'deez nutz'
'Fucking fix this shit, Google.'
'I want to see Aussa x Dark Magician Girl'
'Aussa is not for sexual, Aussa is for pure.'
'Ruri Ninjabayashi is cute! CUTE!'
'You are shit.'
The amount of 'Hoshi' is equal to the total grade pf panic present.
'Aikawa is a super great and smarterst high school student ever'
'Thank you for the information.'
'Asellus... don't lose yourself. Keep your feelings like, sadness and happiness.'
'This Kamui sounds... rather cute if I had to say so myself.'
'you are cute as well Ruri.'
'you are becoming more and more human'
'Join the Diamond Dogs today.'
'I am Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos.'
'Erica Hartmann of the 501st Joint strike force stationed in the arena'
'Yo!'
'Nice to meet you as well.'
'The names' Harley!'
'Heeeeeey Puddin'!
I'm just out at this fightin' party again!
So, if ya need me, call the..robot or somethin'.'
'HOUOUIN KYOUMA!'
'HOUOUIN KYOUMA, WORLDS GREATEST MAD SCIENTIST!'
'How dare you deprive this being of natural emotions! Who're you to deny her right to feel for herself? Are you people Nazi's over at whatever lab you work at? So help me god I'll strike you all down with the fist of vengeance!'
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
>that should be enough ruri for 1 year
>>8527988
But you won't be disliked either. So you are basically invisible.
>>8527995
Seems good. Wanna see more of the guy on the left sometime
SUPLEX CITY
U
P
L
E
X
C
I
T
Y
>>8528006
Barely. Bring her back or I'll rape your left earhole.
>>8528006
>Kamui
Why did you remind me that she exist...
>>8527998
Uuuuh...
>She looks around to see if there's any food, but she found nothing
There's only food in the games, yup ~
>>8527995
>kissus the colossus
>>8528006
I'm glad someone other than me thinks I'm the best mad scientist in the world
>>8528047
...
That's fine. At least I still have my apples.
>>8527998
Isn't "froze" a past-tense verb or something?
>>8258143
>>8258143
>>8258143
>>8528039
suck my ass