ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite poison typ

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>>8502486
me

>>8502486
memes

>>8502486
SAM HYDE

>>8502486
i wanna die

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This year's pizza crop is coming in nicely

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>UNIT ONE: NEW MISSION: INVESTIGATE THE ORRE KEEP
>Roll for how long it takes the mach 7 bug to get there

>>8502542
fast buggo

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>>8502542
>when you shit your pants in public and everyone is asking what the awful smell is and you're just like "idk"

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>>8502540
wat

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>get back up
well, i feel a little awkward now
do you think that shiny likes me, if not it's understandable, he is the kind of guy who only wants some exitement, i mean he got on wheelchair because he fucked a slugma
but that for some reason is exiting

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>>8502452
.... where would we even buy one?

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FUCK DIALGA
FUCK TIME

i want darkrai to call gadreel daddy

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>>8502446
sounds like it bro
after that hell probs keep you in the daycare forever
or release you and use the kid instead

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Guys what's wrong with my Mr. Mime?

>>8502486
I'm not sure.
Probably Weedle?
>>8502616
>Frankie: agree
Worst case scenario, I'll pull some strings with the locals and see if we can find you a new home.

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>>8502644
HM WHAT TO DO???

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>>8502595
There are stores for this sort of thing.
>>8502609
Lewd.

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>>8502486
Roserade is the best poison type
>>8502590
Well yeah, danger pumps adrenaline! What did you think excitement was?

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I want to destroy Arceus' asshole

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>>8502231
That girl and her godsdamned bag

>>8502320
By the way don't send Nebby to Castelia alone. Not with the current Police chief in charge and his dumb regulations and even dumber enforcement of these regulations.

>>8502277
I personally prefer Sinnoh.

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>>8502671
........
........... stores purely for sexual goods....?

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>>8502710
Okay! I'm not sure the police could actually hold Nebby, but I'll make sure he doesn't!

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>>8502719
>Cough.
Yes. There are.

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roll to smash Skitts' dick with a hammer

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>>8502616
>>8502644

B-but... I love him...

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>>8502755
..... you are saying that common culture acknowledges it as a thing..?

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I seriously want to destroy Arceus' asshole
I'll unleash a TIDAL WAVE of CUMMIES so far up his ass that he'll sneeze my fat nut out

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>>8502776
I don't thhhink he likes you. Hhhuman's kinda suck.

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>>8502616
Or even worse, the box, nobody deserves the box.
>>8502457
>She had a slight smirk on her face
Well I was thinkiiing since Shiny is obviously not disabled that maybeeeee if you enjoyed your time with him that much we could invite him to play sometime~

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>>8502776
yeah but dude
do you love him enough to stay in a daycare forever and never see him

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>the skeleghost is 'eating' popcorn while browsing Pokechan
>and by eating I mean just getting it all over the floor because the Skeleghost is both a Ghost and Skeleton

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>>8502811
Yes? Ah, same sex relationships are much more accepted these days as well.
Do you have any other questions? I don't think we've discussed the modern world much.

>>8502466
>Frankie: have an idea.
Alright, the people I work for have two places in Kalos where people can crash. The first is with me, and the second one, frankly, sucks. I don't envy the Grunt who gets sent to clean the team-owned house up and get it livable.

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>>8502812
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddieswho give you cummies Or never get called squishy again If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy 5 back: you're daddy's kitten

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>>8502696
sounds like a good explanation
but i am a lots of sharp part all over my body will that be exiting for him?

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>>8502903
You *just* said he found fucking living lava exciting, if blades don't pump the adrenaline nothing will.

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>>8502899

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>>8502903
FORGIVE US FATHER
WE HAVE SINNED IN THAT WE DID NOT ALLOW ARCEUS TO SPREAD HIS CUMMIES ACROSS THE LAND

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>>8502740
They certainly don't, and I don't want them getting injured just to sate that windbag's ego, plus any consequences of such an encounter.

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>>8502830
>HEAVY BREATHING....

W-we could?

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1 2 3 4
IT'S TIME TO START A RACE WAR
5 6 7 8
LET'S DROWN THE NIGGERS IN THE LAKE

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>>8502870
.... are pagans still massacred?

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>sips coffee
huh
i'm going to need this
>pours alcohol at coffee

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>>8503039
Not at all.
...I need to take you to my island sometime.

I wish Turts would just kill himself already

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>>8502981
Alright, I'll make sure Nebby goes with someone! Man, Unova kinda sucks now... Guess I'll just cancel my vacation...

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>>8503027
>she nudges him with her ribbons
I didn't know you liked the boys that much Zorro, how is it you're with me again?

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>>8503079
If you're reading this Turts either take your fucking meds or take a 16ga. to your tonsils.
Seriously, shit or get off the pot. Either way, shitposting us is not going to make us let you back in.

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>>8503075
You have an island...?

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>>8502830
>whistling
>>8503027
would never guess that

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>>8503131
ME CHINESE
ME RIKE JOKE
ME PUT PEEPEE IN YOU COKE
HEEBY HEEBY DOODY DOO
ME PUT POOPOO IN YOU SHOE

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>>8503066
I think I'm going to join you. Diamond's lazy butt isn't up anyway.
>Pearl downs some whiskey

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>>8503147
I do. It's rather large and open. I use it to... Keep things I like safe, as many humans do not tread there.

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>>8503075
>when daddy darkrai posts

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>>8503203
I see. What kind of things?

>>8503203
CHOKE ME HARDER, DADDY

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>>8503203
HAND OVER THOSE CUMMIES, DADDY
>calls Squishy Team 6
WE NEED AN IMMEEDIATE CUMMIES EXTRACTION ASAP

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>>8503227
Books, food, movies... Electronics.
...Things I happen across?

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>>8503266
... I understood two of those words.

>>8503131
>16ga.
I think you mean 10ga.

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>>8503080
Unova is cool when they do not put lunatics in charge. Which doesn't seem to be very often as of the last months.

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>>8503157
Would never guess what?

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>>8503190
<kid just had some whisky
huh
>sips coffee

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>>8503277
We can go there sometime if you wish? I have a bit of a tendency to hoard things...

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>>8503300
that he would be bi
either that or he has an unconditional attraction over sylveons
sorry if i sounded rude

>make pentagram out of salt
>Place empty french fry container in the middle
>immolate said container while chanting french fry, french fry arise!

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(Hey Gladi, if you're lurking do you want the Discord link to escape shitpost hell? )
>>8503286
Yeah... I thought Black and Nate were doing the politics thing?

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>>8503303
I'm going to fine you if you ask if I'm legally old enough to drink. I'm 22, need some ID?

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>>8503338
Hmm.... That sounds nice. How do you plan on getting there?

>>8503286
>Ring ring
>Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

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>>8503420
oh, it's fine, i used to have baby face at that age too
no worries

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>>8503446
Hey, I don't have a baby face! It's just... Not... Overly manly!

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>>8503437
I can walk us both through the shadows if you'd wish a hasty way there?
Otherwise it isn't too far from Canalave City.

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>>8503513
.... I have never heard of this town?

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>>8503497
what ever you say
>sips coffee

>>8503533
Have you heard of UpDog?

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>>8503544
S-shut up!
>Furiously down more alcohol

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>>8503441
>huh
>the not-on-air line
Hello, this is Catalyst Radio.

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>>8503381
I think most pokemon are bi, the one's i've met at least. Personally I'll take whatever lovin' i can get.

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>>8503533
Near the town... What was it? Jubilife City? Once known as... Jubilberg I think?
Forgive me if my knowledge is a bit dated.

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>>8503635
... You refer to Jubilbury? I see, the old trading town by the lake.

>>8503616
"Hello, this is Charles Clanton with UNBC. The current police chief has leveled several accusations at the Catalyst organization, including the alleged existence of a covert operations division, coercion of the previous police chief, and involvement in a domestic incident last night in Castelia, which he characterized as an assassination attempt."
"Do you have any comment on these allegations, or could you refer us to someone who would be able to comment?"

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>>8503634
huh, i guess it makes sense
i did date C, and kinda miss her

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>>8503099
>>8503157
What?!
>blushing hard

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>>8503699
Yes, yes. West of that lies a port city. It makes trading much easier.
Have you ever been on a boat?

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Threesome when?

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>>8503604
don't worry i'm just teasing you

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>>8503737
...
soon
>winks at mayday
you have nice legs

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>>8503711
Could it be Zorro, that you're craving a hard dicking?
>>8503737
Why do you want a threesome or something?

>>8503771
KNIFE LEWDS

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>>8502817
I has to! He gave me a hug and a name and...

>>8502834
that won't happen right? Maybe he just wants me to train in the daycare!

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>>8503726
I have never crossed over waters of any kind, be it by bridge or boat.

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>>8503809
dude the only training you get in a daycare is on stretching your anus
itll be a fugging purse if you arent careful man

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>>8503781
no I mean the three of you are having so much sexual tension that I decided to jokingly say "threesome when".
>hopes she buys that

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>>8503853
is that just all mayday?
>eyebrow waggle

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>>8503741
Oh yeah? I can tease too!
>sudden realization that he has no teasing material for this guy
... maybe later! I don't feel like it right now, you've lucked out!

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>>8503781
what!? N-no! Maybe a litt-...
No!

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>>8503810
Hm. We could go down there and get a boat and go see my island?
>He chuckles.
You aren't afraid of water, are you?

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>>8503705
"It is well known that Catalyst has a division dedicated to the help of abused pokemon, if he thinks that is covert ops then he needs to pick up a dictionary.
"As for the previous police chief I knew him personally, went for drinks once with him if that is coercion then the police chief needs to also figure out what is having friends"
"Finally, regarding last night, I'm pretty sure it has been determined as a case of self defense against a pokemon murdering criminal"
"Any further questions?"
>Meanwhile, call John

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>>8503886
I'm fining you 1 billion P for chickening out.

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>>8503949
Oh yeah Diamond? I'm fining you *2* Billion P for sleeping in late!

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>>8503886
>victorious sipping

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>>8503913
... I do not believe so. I have yet to get close enough to test the theory.

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>>8503969
I blame Palkia for that habit. You want to keep going?

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>>8503809
I've seen the inside of a shady daycare, kiddo.
There's no training going on there you wanna be part of.
>>8503835
Pretty much.

>>8503914
Ey, Seb. What's up?

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>>8503990
Well if you are we can find another way. For the time being would you like to head to Canalave City?

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>>8503853
Is that so?
>>8503911
No? Then you'd rather see me spit-roasted by you and Shiny then?

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>>8504029
>telephone in hand
Lets say that Catalyst v/s shitbag police chief is now enough of a thing for the journos to start noseing around.

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>>8504015
Think we're ready for the Santalune gym? My Pokemon are all level 10, except Scatterbug. He's level 8.
>>8504048
... HOLY SHIT. DIAMOND, ISN'T THAT A DARKRAI?

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>>8503835
Stretching my what? Why there!? I'm really scared now.....

>>8504029
AAA! Why me though!?

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>>8504108
its a sex dungeon man
lots of gay sex too
you sure you wanna stick with your trainer for that

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>>8504092
Mine are all at level ten already. We can probably take them? Wha-?
>>8504048
Oh.
Hey Darkrai. How's your husband doing?

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>>8504064
What does that mean? All i want is a knot in-
I can not speak right now.

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>>8504064
How did this get so lewd so fast?
>>8504136
She means "one of you taking her from behind while the other taking her from the front".

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>>8504048
I will follow you regardless of the destination. A potential fear of water can be dealt with.
>>8504092
>>8504132
... who are these people.

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>>8504064
sylvie, you are pretty lewd
>>8504136
both of you are pretty lewd
>>8504149
is it me or it's really hot here?

>>8504136
>The french winds whisper
>Zoooorrrrroooooooo
>join the discord zorroooooo

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>>8504092
Hello Pearl.
>>8504132
He is well. How have you been?
>>8504150
Then let us be off. Diamond is a friend, Pearl is... loud. Don't worry about either of them.

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>>8504136
Remember what me and Vapey did to you? But shame I can't give you the knot, though there is a way if a certain someone is fine with it... I wonder if they've woken up from their slumber yet?

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>>8504132
Alright! To Santalune!
>Pearl runs off, yet again
>>8504150
Whaaat? You don't know me?! I'm Pearl!
>>8504195
Hey, didn't you get smoked by Tobias...?

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>>8504129
>>8504149
>>8504169
It is pretty hot in here.

>>8504188
Baguette?

>>8504215
I feel really confused.....

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>>8504150
I'm Diamond. You're Darkrai's husband?
>Stare at him for a few moments.
I can see why.
>>8504195
Pretty good. Pearl is really making me run a lot.
>>8504241
Coming.
>Run after him.

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>>8504215
And shiny is sleeping right now so maybe someone else can go to the threesome
And other than zorro only girls are around

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>>8504129
I don't know anymore... I feel; extremely angry right now though....

>>8503914
"Two more questions, sir."
"First, do you wish to give your name for the record or remain anonymous, and second, what is your rank within the Catalyst organization?"

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>>8504091
Well, hell.
Let 'em nose, I doubt they'll find anything worth harping on us about.
Butterson, though, is about as subtle as a Tauros in a tea shop. This is going to backfire hard on him, I'm calling it now.

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How do I tell if hip bones are broken? The person is passed out.

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>>8504195
Lead the way.
>Grab the two pews and the pew egg
>>8504241
... that name does not strike me as familiar, nor doe it translate.
>>8504277
I.... Thank you? I think?

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>>8504272
yo
why you telling me
you asking me help you out or some shit
>>8504308
right well
if you need a jailbreak just fugging
hmu

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>>8504310
"Sebastian. DJ, MC and some other roles in this radio. Hard to stay anonymous when you're heard across the region daily."

>>8504351
All in for giving Fatterson more rope for him to hang himself with.

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>>8504241
A different Darkrai.
>>8504277
Take care you two.
>>8504439
>He begins leading the way.
Do you need some help with those?

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pew!
>Next person to roll odds has a voodoo doll made of them

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>>8504545
pew
>attempts to fall on the ground and die

fug

>>8504584
the bug

>>8504584
slash

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>>8504516
Huh. Didn't know there were two of you guys.
>>8504439
Aww what? I help save the region and my name doesn't even translate? What the hell.
>>8504277
Come on Diamond! If you don't hurry we won't have time to eat!

>>8504584
the knife

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>>8504091
>>8503286
### UNBC BREAKING NEWS ###
In a public press release, Police Chief Hugo Gunderson made several allegations against the group known as Catalyst, in continuation of what appears to be a feud between the Police Chief's office and the nongovernmental organization.
Gunderson called for an immediate investigation into the Catalyst organization's alleged "black ops division" and any connections the group may have to his predecessor, Thomas Thorpe, implying coercion was a factor in his attitude towards the group.. He also characterized an incident at 711 East 45th Street as "a brazen assault on a Unovan citizen" and "A flagrant violation of due process." The citizen, whose name was withheld, was found at the scene of the alleged incident and is currently in stable condition under police watch for felony Pokemon abuse.

A Catalyst Radio employee, who identified himself as Sebastian, offered a firey rebuke of Gunderson's allegations.
He statied in part: ""It is well known that Catalyst has a division dedicated to the help of abused pokemon, if he thinks that is covert ops then he needs to pick up a dictionary." He further characterized the 45th Street incident last night as "a case of self defense against a pokemon murdering criminal."
The official acknowledged personally knowing Thorpe, but staunchly denied claims of coercion, claiming that Gunderson "needs to also figure out what having friends is."

Thorpe himself could not be reached for comment.

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>>8504558
pew?
>save your pew brother by cushioning his fall with a doll

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>>8504439
No problem.
>>8504516
You two stay safe now. Or whatever, I'm not your dad.
>>8504604
I'm coming!
>Run after him.
>>8504641
Woah. Looks like Unova's going to blow up.
Again.

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>>8504661
pew
>roll to fall on doll safely

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>adri goes to drink something because it's so hot right now

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>>8504666
Nah. the new boss is mouthing off and learning that his office doesn't come with a bully pulpit.
The worst case is some small-scale unrest.
As long as he doesn't yank me out of retirement or wreck the place, I'll deal.

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>>8504516
I should be fi-
>>8504558
>>8504705
>Grab your child before he succeeds in dying
>>8504641
????
>>8504604
... apologies?
>>8504666
I will admit to being unsure what you meant, however, I wish you a good day regardless.

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>Meanwhile, in a PokeCenter in Unova, a certain frog wakes up.
>He's had a rough day so far.
>There's a chance it'll get rougher.

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>>8504713
Pewwww!!
>Guess who has a Voodoo doll now?
>Tickle the voodoo doll's sides

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>>8504641
...and now to wait if these spicy burns on television will be worth whatever he is going to reply with. All bets are on yes.

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>>8504641
Everyone knows that Hugo is an idiot.

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>>8504760
>she starts laughing
w-what,hehe, is going on

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>>8504661
>>8504760
...
>>8504744
If you're sure. I'll be willing to take one if you're having trouble.
>He laughs and continues on.
These children are quite a handful. If we had a biological child what do you think they'd be like?

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>>8504666
Holy shit, you caught up fast. Where are we eating?
>>8504641
... Unova sucks.

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>>8504641
>>8505130
when i finish my work time on my current gig i might move to another country
maybe meet a cute girl out of this place

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>>8504714
If you ever need any assistance I can help.
Hey have you ever been down to the Resort Area in Sinnoh?
>>8504744
Heheh. Thank you.
>>8505130
Unova does suck. We need to like take Unova over or something and make it not suck.
Does that Elite Four guy have any restaurants in this town? I heard his stuff is pretty good.

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>>8504472
Okay... I will; I hope i don't.

>>8504416
Is there a grinding noise/feel?

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>>8504416
well whether or not you should take him to the hospital

>>8504188
(p.s. i would but I'm suspicious.)

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>>8505056
Hm.... I would presume them to be a Duskull. Perhaps suspicious... Less of a trouble maker then these two, at the very least.
>Boop the Pews.
>>8505326
(I getcha man. If it's not prying can I ask what of?)

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Good evening!
I hope everyone's had a good week.

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>>8505170
Cute girls? Can't find something that doesn't exist.
>>8505186
Think Palkia and Dialga would help with that?
What you mean like... That cafe? ...I can't read Honhon.

>>8505349
(mostly thinking that friends are talking ill about me)

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>>8505349
>Pew: booped
>Giggle and resume playing with the voodoo doll
>>8504801
>Tickle tickle tickle
>No mercy
>Evens is the second voodoo doll given to the other pew

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>>8505349
Hmhmhm.. Perhaps sometime if you're interested. Hopefully they wouldn't pick up on my hoarding...
>Pat one of the Pews.
We're coming into Jubilife now. If you have any questions or concerns please voice them.

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>>8505421
>she's on the floor laughing
stop, stop

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>>8505408
(Our shit talk list is actually only Emrys and Turts, believe it or not. But yeah, fair enough man. I won't bother you about it more. )
>>8505432
Ah, you have jynxed yourself. 'Tis the way of magic, now any children you have will hoard.
... I have no questions.
>Stick to the husband's side like glue

>>8505408
(dude, Zorro's the Discord's fave thread character by far )

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>>8505391
I dunno about Dialga but Palkia would. If he's not in my Villa playing Pac Man.
Pff... I think so? If it's a sex club save yourself, I'll be beyond saving.
>Push the door open.

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>>8505454
>You got the evens, but I'm not going to subject you to two voodoo doll tickle-ings, so the next character that isn't part of Pew's family gets the doll
>Pew is a merciless god, he hears not your pleas - mostly because he's on a different continent
>See if the feet are ticklish

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>>8505408
(what reason would the discord be talking bad about you for)
>>8505379
Good evening to you too An, how have things been?

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I've had diarrhea all fucking day
My asshole is melting

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>>8505481
Oh well. I suppose we can combine our hoards.
>He laughs and puts an arm around Gadreel.
Don't worry about the humans they won't bother us.
>He glares at a teenage boy.

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>>8505536
Much the same as ever, Ribbons.
Been thinking I might go on an adventure or something to shake things up.

>>8505481
>>8505484
>>8505536
(it was probably just my head getting to me.)

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>>8505585
Have you tried pepto bismo?

>>8505652
(M8 you just responded to a literal shitposter. )
>Spray with the gay water

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>>8505627
Adventures are always nice, we just finished up one actually.
>>8505640
(Well I know I'd enjoy it if you were in discord but I understand if its not for you)

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>>8505531
>despite how it looks her feet is pretty ticklish
no, please stop

>>8505690
knife wife

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>>8505514
I'm willing to bet money he is.
Diamond, that's lewd as fuck.
>Follow him in
>Evens its an actual cafe odds its a strip bar

>>8505514
>touch butt

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>>8505684
Oh? Any good stories to tell from your travels there bowtie?

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What do broken hips look like?
I really need to know. It's important.

>>8505755
they dont really look like anything

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>>8505755
Do you hear or feel anything grindy?

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>>8505730
Looks pretty nice to me.
>Wave to waiter.
Hey Jacques. Booth for two please.
>>8505736
Pearl are you sure this isn't a sex club?

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>>8505755
that's pretty hard to say
if you suspect that your friend's hip is broken go to the pokemon center immediatly

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>>8505759
How do I tell, then?

>>8505763
He's passed out.
Waist seems a bit off.

>>8505786
The closest one is really far away.

>>8505684
(well maybe but I am not going to talk in any voice chats.)

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>>8505612
... where are we headed?
>Gadreel starts to get anxious
>Two ghosts with two puffballs and an egg walking around a city with no trainers? That draws plenty of attention

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>>8505797
Well if it's off then I recommend the nearest pokecenter. But if it's far then... why did you break his pelvis?

>>8505803
(Voice chat optional, and for when they happen, there's a text channel so you can reply to VC without actually speaking)

>>8505803
(That's cool, the voice chats are filled with weirdoes anyways.)

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>>8505736
5 million P fine, you've got five seconds to pay up, pal!
>>8505785
Nope, no idea. It might be... Do you see any strippers?
>Follow the waiter to the both

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>>8505866
(Fite me anon, I'm a perfectly normal human being.)

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>>8505832
I didn't mean to.
He asked me to be on top.
I used pillows and everything.

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>>8505821
Onto the next route. There isn't anything to worry about, if things get scary I can get us all out of here.
Just...
>Rolling to get out of town without any significant problems.

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>>8505881
(Bullshit. No one here is a normal human being.)

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>>8505886
Sounds like a good time actually. If you really think something is broken DO NOT move them. Still get to the pokecenter if you can.

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>>8505939
(i'm the most normal person here)
(surprinsingly)

>>8505785
>>8505869
>slap both butts

>>8505860
(all right weres the link. I might have discord minimized a lot though so you might have to message me for stuff.)

>>8505866
(lol yeah i bet)

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>>8505738
We ventured out to take down a maniacal mind controller squid monster that had like 30 pokemon under its control, we got lucky to get through it without anybody dying.
>>8505797
Sounds broken to me.
>>8505939
(I can attest to this)
>>8505958
(probably)

>>8505939
(I'm the closest thing we have to normal bb)
(Prove I'm not)
>>8505995
https://discord.gg/3r5TT

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>>8505869
Nope no strippers. What a cruddy strip club.
Hey Pearl you should start stripping and get us some extra money.
>He laughs and sits down in the booth.
>>8505968
Touch my butt one more time and I'll give you something that'll really knock your socks off.

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>>8505947
It's far away.
How do I get them there safely?

>>8506002
It looks pretty messed up, the more I look at it. I think it is.

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>>8506002
A mind controlling squid monster!?
Like some sort of super tentacruel? That's like a movie I saw at a drive in once!

Pink Boots the action star! Ya!

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*unsheaths katana*

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>>8506118
It was some pokemon called a Malamar, a dark and psychic type.

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>>8505968
You didn't even take me out to dinner first, what the hell. 10 million P fine, touch me again and we're going to have a problem.
>>8506049
>Pearl chuckles in response, flopping onto the opposite side of the booth
Find us a strip club and I'll do it. What are you getting to drink?

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>>8505925
.... Darkrai, the teenager is following us.

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>>8506162
That's still super cool. Did everyone get to go home safe in the end?

>>8506049
>>8506165
>slap nervously

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>>8506205
yeah, everyone, but said malamar, are okay

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>>8506109
Carry them but don't move thier body. I know that's hard to do.

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>>8506165
You'd probably look pretty good with some booty shorts and some nipple tassels.
Uhh, heck, tea I guess. What about you?
>>8506241
I was gonna bug Palkia to butt trick you but...
>Toss salt shaker at.

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>>8506266
I guess I'll try.
He's not going to die soon, right?
>Roll for if she drops him at one point

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>>8506381
uh, i think you dropped your friend

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>>8506381
Careful you! No broken bones take a long time to be detrimental. Just get there before blood poisoning sets in.

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>>8506255
Oh! Did you go on the adventure together? That's cool! Action heroes~

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>>8506467
Oh god. Right onto a rock.
I hope he's okay.
>Rush him to the center, hopefully not crippling him further.

>>8506499
Blood poisoning?
What?

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>>8506241
What the fuck did I just say?
>Hit him in the forehead with the butt of the gun
>>8506300
Lewd. Sorry to disappoint, but I don't have either of those. Are you donating?
>Pulls out the whiskey from earlier and takes a swig
Still got this.

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>>8506533
aw not really, i was just helping a friend, i did the final attack who knocked it out, but everyone elso should recieve the credit

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>>8506192
Let us hurry up then.
>Glare at the teenager.

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>>8506535
well, i hope your friend gets better

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>>8506540
Please don't wave the gun around in here, Pearl. I've got enough money to afford the best booty shorts in the world.
I'd ask for some but I'm lewd enough s-
>His tea comes.
I don't need it. What are you going to get?

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>>8506630
Everyone else?
Are you guys a super hero team like the Unovan Defenders?

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>>8506630
Hey whats going on here
I was taking a nap sorry
I think I missed something

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>>8506908
We fought a pokemon boss and then shit got lewd

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>>8506803
we are not heroes, we were just doing what we were asked to do
>>8506803
not much, i was talking about what happened today
and we got a bit flirty, and i kissed shiny
>>8506979
like mayday said

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>>8506732
About that.
According to the employees here, he's not in very good shape. I sort of dropped him by accident, and it made things worse. Much worse.

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>>8506979
I was there for the fight even though I didn't do much
I kinda wandered off during everybody else getting lewd
. . . so did Frankie
>>8507011
I dunno I think we were big darn heroes
Right up until Nebby ate the thing
Maybe we're the gritty reboot?

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>>8507067
oh, he will be okay, i'm sure of it

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>>8507011
I think you guys are heroes.

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>>8507067
Pokemon are strong.
I feel your friend will endure.
Worse can be repaired.

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>>8507097
well i don't want to be all cocky, my species isn't known for being heroes
it would be cool to be a hero
>>8507164
thanks little guy, i will be a hero for you

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>>8506774
Aaaaalright.
>The gun gets stuffed back into his bag
Hell, you buy it I'll wear it.
>He leans back and takes another swig
Uh. I can't read this menu. I'll go with... Chocolate mousse. At least I know what the hell that is.

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>>8506979
You know lewd time is best time.
>>8507097
Haha sorry it kinda started with an 'innocent' question and blossomed from there

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>>8507143
I hope so.

>>8507184
I know he'll live.
But he might not recover from it.
I sort of shattered his hips, apparently, and they aren't sure if they can be restored fully.

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>>8506720
...
>Gadreel silently hurries after Darkrai, trying his best to avoid the gazes of the surrounding humans
>Tfw you can't hide behind the husband because he's 2' shorter than you

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>>8507324
well, that sound bad but i know he will get better

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>>8507273
Oh don't sweat it, there's a reason I dragged Frankie off
>>8507213
You can still be a hero Adri
Even if you're a little edgier than people normally think of heroes as being
. . .
i'll see myself out that was a rude joke

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BEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOO
BEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOO
BEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOO
BEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOO
NIGGER ALERT
>NIGGER ALERT
NIGGER ALERT
>NIGGER ALERT
THE NIGGER ALARM HAS BEEN SPRUNG
NIGGER ALERT
>NIGGER ALERT
NIGGER ALERT
>NIGGER ALERT
THERE IS A NIGGER IN THE PREMISES
ACTIVATING THE NIGGER-DETECTOR-9000
>---------- 0% COMPLETE
ARMING THE NIGGER EXTERMINATORS
>++-------- 20% COMPLETE
ACTIVATING THE ANTI-NIGGER FORCE FIELD
>+++++----- 50% COMPLETE
CHARGING THE NIGGER ZAPPERS
>+++++++++- 90% COMPLETE
NIGGER ALERT
>NIGGER ALERT
NIGGER ALERT
>NIGGER ALERT
++++++++++ 100% COMPLETE
DESTROYING NIGGERS

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>>8507530
>They successfully make it out of town.
Next time I'll just jump us across the shadows...
>He laughs.
No need to be so stressed out, honey. Come, come, let's get through this route.

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>>8507548
don't worry i'm used to thse kinds of jokes
yeah, i should try that
we are all heroes here

>>8507619
the nigger is you
you nigger

>>8507675
>>8507530
>a passerby stares in awe

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>>8507675
>Youngster Craig throws out a Zigzagoon.
Fight me!

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FUCKING KFC ONLY DELIVERED ONE MEGA MEAL
THAT'S IT
I'M BURNING DOWN KALOS

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>>8507825
>Dies of starvation at the doorstep

>>8507825
POO
IN
LOO

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>>8507825
Robbie I swear to fuck if you don't chill-

>>8507839
oh hey free slowpoke.

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My Sylveon female (male) wants to fuck me
wat do

>>8507912
Let it

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>>8507912

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>>8507825
Chill.
We don't need the goods, even if it'll make the job easier.
We'll manage, buddy.
>>8507883
Slowpoke tail's a black market staple, if you don't mind selling to fuckin' ghoulish assholes.

>>8507912
let it dude.

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>>8507766
>>8507786
>Gadreel gets visibly nervous, holding the two pews closer to him
yfel w¯ædlian orgilde êower...
>There's a tone of desperation in his voice
sêcan dôð gripe êow willan æghwæðer ge
>>8507675
>He looks to his husband for help

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>>8507883
>>8507993
I ALREADY PAID FOR THE MEAL I WANT MY MONEY'S WORTH DAMN IT
>>8507839
>Robert looks over from the hood of car
.. the fuck?

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>>8507944
>>8507972
>>8507997
uhh guys
I'm starting to think this wasn't a good idea..

>>8508045
Let him go to town on you anon
Trust me itll be worth it

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>>8507766
Hello.
>>8508003
Please stay back from this.
>>8507786
>Darkrai LV80.
>Darkrai uses Dark Void.

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>>8508098
>LV20 Zigzagoon is put to sleep.
Hey that's cheating! Wake up!!
>Doggo won't wake up for 3 turns.

>>8508098
>>8508003
>the passerby despite having visible pokeballs is not reaching for them
Whoa...hello

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>>8508040
Alright fuckin, go bitch out their service line or something man.

>>8507993
Define "ghoulish assholes".

>>8508045
it's a fine idea.

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>Dial up Lysandre