ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite starter Po

Me

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I forgot how much I hate deserts. Ask a former human anything.

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>>8498137
(solgeo is legendary so splash damage right?)
Wait you know eart-
>ko'd

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>>8498180
How do zigzagoons taste?

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>>8498180
WHY ARE YOU SO BAAAAAALD?

>>8498185
>Frankie: freak out a little,
>Whip out the Revive and other assorted meds.
Alright, let's get you back on your feet...
Looks like he does. That might be handy.
>>8498145
Hell yeah. This is going to be a hell of a fight.
( Do you have a statblock for damage-calcing, just out of curiosity? )
>>8498135
Hmm. High-ranking League trainer, flirty as heck...
>Kantonese trainer: clueless. A Kalosian would get it instantly though.

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>>8498165
I would have to say... Cyndaquil.

>>8498180
Aww come on deserts are pretty rad though. How and why did you change? this is rather interesting.

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>>8498185
(Yeah, Solgaleo would have splash damage)
OOPS. PEWMAN! DO YOU HAVE A REVIVE?
>NEBBY USES MORNING SUN
>Just so Frankie doesn't need to use a Potion on him

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>>8498165
Never had one
I guess torchic is pretty cute

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>>8498165
I meet a rowlet once he a neat

>>8498180
um yes how you a humman you is obviosly a birb
that costum too real to not be real

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>>8498135
Hello, Shiny. It is... Boring. We haven't gotten any challengers in a while.
Why exactly did you part ways with your trainer? I thought you two got along well, Nymphani.

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>>8498230
Larvitar is the best starter
Also Barry your fine has doubled 20 bagels are due

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>>8498188
Well, you tasted like Oran Berries. So... Pretty good.
>>8498212
I don't think I'd mind them if food weren't so hard to find.
It was a Jirachi wish. We wished for all humans to become Pokemon. It was... a mess. The gods had to fix things.
>>8498230
Was a human. I'm a through and through bird now, right down to the hollow bones.

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>>8498243
We did get along great, I just felt like exploring the world by myself and he supported it

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>>8498252
That darn Barry! If I see a Barry I'll fine him extra for you!

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>>8498214
Dont worry
Frankies got it
>>8498290
Neat
From Kalos to Kanto and back is a heck of a trip
Who knows maybe we'll even visit someplace even farther out
As long as its not Almia please

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>>8498209
(i don't do much calcing so i usually don't fight that much but the level and moveset are
bisharp level 60
female
iron head
night slash
slash
swords dance)
and i'm all better too so ready whenever you are frankie
>>8498290
exploring the world is pretty great
maybe we could do some exploring

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>>8498209
Won't be that handy considering he'd KO our entire team with it
>>8498214
You're a strong kitty aren'tcha

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>>8498279
Huh. I've heard rumors about this sort of thing, never thought I'd meet someone actually affected by it.
I imagine it's been a real crazy ride, so I guess I have to ask: If you could go back to the way you used to be, would you do it or stay the way you are?

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>>8498291
I know it's you!
20 bagels!
>peck on the head
(not the move Peck, just the action)

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>>8498351
Ow! Hey, my name isn't even Barry! Stop that or I'll be the one fining you!

>>8498335
>>8498329
>>8498311
>>8498290
>>8498214
>>8498185

> There's a disturbance nearby.
> A group of Durant approach, all in a neat line.
> There's four of them, and a Sliggoo following.
> Get ready to rumble, boys and girls.

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>>8498279
Of course Jirachi would agree to that. Do you enjoy being a pokemon to a human? Indifferent?

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>>8498214
Morning sun is the best move!

>>8498378
Durants LOVE fire though

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>>8498378
>shiny waits behind everyone, as he has no direct attacking moves and the others should be able to handle it

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>>8498378
everyone get ready, those must be the ones that the malamar controlled
le't just knocke them out

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>>8498365
I'm taking you to birb small claims court
>gives Barry a leaf
This is your court summons

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>>8498378
>Frankie: tense up.
Alright, knock these poor fellows out.
>Vapey uses Acid Armor!
How do you like me now

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>>8498346
>>8498379
I prefer being a Pokemon. I was never really very good sat being a human... Growing up away from humans made them hard to understand. But Pokemon? I get Pokemon. It's better this way.

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>>8498423
.... why does this leaf say Barry on it? MY NAME ISN'T BARRY! Looks like I don't have to go if it's for a Barry! Ha!

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>>8498414
I'll protect you shiny
And later you give me a thank you kiss
Does this sound good?

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>>8498378
>>8498395
THEY DO LOVE FIRE!
>FLARE BLITZ A DURANT

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>>8498378
>Inazuma is getting antsy
Which one there'ss so many!
>Thunder bolt a durant

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>>8498378
Night slash the sligoo

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>>8498444
>Judging stare from a nearby tree

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>>8498511
>Whoops nevermind he fell right off his branch
>SQUAWK

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>>8498511
>>8498524
HA!

>>8498462
>OHKO. One Durant down.
>>8498484
>OHKO. One Durant down.
>>8498501
>You charge in, but the Sliggoo evades by an inch!

>Iron Thrall Three uses X-Scissor!
>Iron Thrall Four uses X-Scissor!
>0 Atk Hustle Durant X-Scissor vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 42-49 (20.5 - 24%) -- guaranteed 5HKO
>(Hustle: all 0s count as odds, even on dubs+)
>(Use second to last and last numbers for rolls.)

>Sludge Thrall One used Rain Dance!

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>>8498524
>Put bird in Sack
MWAhahahaha

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Wha? I am supposed to attack first!
>drought fireblast

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>>8498534
Your parents wanted a girl!
who fuckin names their son pearl i swear to fug
>Abscond!

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>>8498545
I HATE RAIN
>Sunsteel Strike on the Sliggoo

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>>8498378
>>8498545
>Sylvie sighs and lifts her choice specs up resting them on top of her head and tightens the pink focus sash around her neck

Let's do this
>Hyper voice the line of durants

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>>8498545
>she dodges one attack but it's hit by another
>she keeps going leaving the durants for zorro and nebbie
>uses iron head on sligoo

>tfw missing out in the fight
rip me

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>>8498545
GO TO HECK
AND STOP BITING MY FRIENDS
>Vapey used Scald on a Durant!

>>8498561
>Miss.
>Rain Dance suppresses the Drought Ability - it's a rainy day in Kalos...
>>8498603
>Death by splash damage. Slug Thrall One goes down.
>>8498613
>Miss. No effect.
>>8498615
>Target already down, but it whiffs so no secondary target-switching.
>>8498634
>Target eliminated. Iron Thrall Three goes down.

>Iron Thrall Four attempts to flee!

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>>8498545
>Shiny continues watching and being useless

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>>8498662
NO ESCAPE
>NEBBY ATTEMPTS TO POUNCE ON THE THRALL

>>8498684
>There is indeed no escape.
>First wave down.
>Only one landed a blow.

>There's a rustling in the leaves...

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>>8498702
crap
>adri uses swords dance in preparation

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>>8498702
....
>watches intently.

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>>8498563
Who care what they wanted! I'm better than whatever crappy girl they would have had anyway!
Time to grind for levels while Diamond is asleep!

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>>8498702
>on edge quickly turn to face noise

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>>8498702
I GOT IT
>POUNCE

>>8498721
>>8498712
>>8498748
The second wave bursts from the bushes!
Three Drapion try to body-block the back line.
>>8498756
>Make that two Drapion.
>A pair of Quagsires and a pair of Weepinbell pull up the rear.

>>8498756
>Plant Thrall 1 uses Stun Spore on the sun cat! (Last digit, 2/4 fails.)
>>8498748
>Plant Thrall 2 uses Sleep Powder on Sylvie! (second to last digit, 2/4 fails. )
>>8498721
>Water Thralls 1 and 2 use Mud Bomb from the back line! (last and 2nd-last numbers.)

>>8498799
>Dubsfail.
>Raw panic breaks their formation, Psychic chicanery be damned.
>You all get to attack twice before they can retaliate.

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>>8498799
>>8498834
>Extrasensory on the quagsire
This rain though!

>>8498165
I bate to sai it bit terts is cuül
Hooman hear i am hooman
I can pruve i oomen
Look at engwish it is whoman

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>>8498799
>>8498834
>CAT: FORM A GENIUS PLAN
ON MY BACK EVERYONE!

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>>8498834
>>8498799
Scream and shout, let it all out
>Hyper Voice the group

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>>8498893
>Suspicious look

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>>8498799
>>8498834
>knife uses another swords dance so now knife is with 2xsword
>>8498911
>hear nebby
>goes on his back

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>>8498911
Okay!!
>hop on the kitties back

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>>8498911
>Shiny is still pretending to be Crippled and unable to climb on because of Doggo wheechair
I can't so I guess instead I will...
>protect

>>8498927
Ooooo burrrrbbb
>pets burb

>>8498959
>>8498938
>>8498929
>>8498911
>The thralls are puzzled by this...
>>8498916
>One Weepinbell is blasted back against a tree, KOed.

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>>8498959
>the protec failed
let me help you shiny
>she picks up shiny and puts him on nebbie's back

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>>8498911
>jump on Nebby's back

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>>8498911
okay?

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>>8498911
>Frankie and Vapey get with the program.
Team's up, Nebby! Give 'em hell!
>Vapey laughs
WHOOOO!

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>>8498987
EVERYONE ON? OKAY!!
>EARTHQUAKE UP IN THIS BITCH
>I think ranged attacks from Nebby's back would be fine btw so you don't have to just sit if you don't want

>>8499040
>The aftershocks will be felt in the two neighboring towns as a 3.5 Richter disturbance.
>The entire second wave of threalls is utterly ruined on impact. Nothing remains of it but pain and crumpled forms.
>A few minutes pass...
>And then the rustling starts again from all angles.

>>8499085
>odds
>There's a metallic screeching nearby, and the sounds of panic.

>Psychic thralls.
Hey now that's an idea.
Thanks guys.

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>>8499122
>Cross internet squint

>>8499122
>(You'd have to be a powerful psychic already to pull it off.)
>(Also, even this well-practiced murderous Psychic-type's control has a 10% chance each combat round to lapse and a 1% to break utterly [faildubs and failtrips+] with the requirement to be nearby.)
>(Not to mention those who would take mortal offense to the practice...)

>>8499122
>>8499166
but its interesting.

>>8499119
>Shit, that's a lot of Sliggoos.
>Six of them, plus the remaining Quagsires [4] and Weepinbells [4].
>They're obviously shaky, and don't want to be here...

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>>8499205
>extrasensory from nebbys back
>onto the quagsire

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>>8499205
BEGONE PLANT BAGS AND MINIONS OF THE PLANT BAGS
>BE THE INTIMIDATING CAT
>GROWL AND ROAR AT THEM.
>NOT ROAR THE MOVE MIND YOU, JUST ROAR THE ACTUAL VOCALIZATION

>>8499192
( Interesting, yes. A good idea IC, not really. Notice the warband with a Legendary along for a tour of the Kalosian countryside? )

>>8499192
True

>>8499234
>Legendary intimidation.
>Yep. That's going to scatter them, shaking the control.
>There's a squiddy laughing from nearby, a metal screech, and a Durant's death rattle!

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>>8499205
>hyper voice towards the weepinbells

>>8499240
(If they managed to keep it secret it could work out, but that would be incredibly difficult. Thralls in general would be incredibly difficult, seeing as you have to be either actively controlling them or giving them a specific set of commands in advance to follow to the T. This is presuming you're a strong enough psychic for it to begin with. )
(I think Ghost Types actually have a better chance of making thralls by planting pieces of their soul inside the intended thralls, but we haven't discussed how that would work yet. )

>>8499266
>Nope, they are not coming back and getting controlled again.
>Plant thralls: wiped.

>The squiddy laguhing continues, from somewhere ahead...
>Evens, the squid hits and runs on Adri with Topsy-Turvy!

>>8499278
(Psychic mind control =/= Thrall)

>>8499320
( Antagposter here, I used the word "thrall" because that's what the antag sees her victims as. Playthings and tools. She can't command more than one victim and use a move, though. )

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>>8499205
>shadow ball a quagsire if they're still around

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>>8499305
>>8499252
Who is that?

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>>8499252
>notices the laughing
>>8499305
>runs towards the laugh uses night slash
>>8499266
sylvie, the one who's controlling these guys is here

>>8499151
>>8499166
>>8499192
(Just dont GM it out of existence or leggy nuke eveyone that tries it please I wanna try something fun. Discordfags pls dont kill. I have enough trouble getting my plots started as it is.)

>>8499449
(I didn't have any plans to. I had N squint thinking it would get you to elaborate more, or at least give you a character to respond to. )

>>8499406
>Bam. That's one down that won't sneak up on you.

>>8499435
>The laughing continues from a thick maze of trees and shrubs. You'll have to get evens to get a bead on it...
>Tenor uses Topsy-Turvy again!

>>8499449
( Xerneas GM here, I won't. I was concerned you'd go for world-conquering army size right off the bat to be honest. Heck, the under-40 L40s mob the Malamar has is a bit of dice-gone-wild desu )

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>>8499474
WHERES THE CALAMARI
>SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFF

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>>8499507
>sniffs around with nebby

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>>8499474
(this is not my day huh)
>she feels weaker than before
>she keeps confident
hey, idiot that didn't work now i'll going to max out my attack see
>roll for bluffing
>uses swords dance again

>>8499507
>The calamari drops in and uses Hypnosis on Nebby!
>Cue the XCOM music, lads, and hope she doesn't roll a 6, 8, or 0.
>>8499514
>Target sighted.
>Tenor (Malamar) (F) @ ???
>Ability: Contrary
>Level: Lower than yours by 10-30.
>Stats: Buffed up. A lot.
>Fire at will.

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>>8499560
>IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT
>SNOOZE TIME FOR THE CATTE

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>>8499533
>it didn't believe her
>>8499560
>the malamar just ignored her
hey you don't just ignore me
>uses night slash

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>>8499560
>Fire blast!

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>>8499560
Let's do this
>Vapey crashes through the brush, trying to get a bead on the Malamar!

>Frankie: shout orders.
Scald on sight!

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>>8499601
Why would you go to sleep now nebby.
>>8499560
>Hyper voice the thing

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>>8499560
I'm helping!
>thunderbolt the malamar

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am at the beech
iti s very warm and suny
i nap alot and maek frend with pukumikos on beech
doctrs are say toomores pregresing ver fast

>>8499652
>>8499668
>>8499660
>Direct hits.
>252 SpA Charcoal Ninetales Fire Blast vs. +6 252 HP / 4- SpD Malamar: 61-73 (24.6 - 29.5%) -- 100% chance to 4HKO
>252 SpA Life Orb Jolteon Thunderbolt vs. +6 252 HP / 4- SpD Malamar: 23-29 (9.3 - 11.7%) -- possible 9HKO
>The Malamar shrieks and laughs.
I'm going to kiiiiill yooooou~

>Tenor uses Superpower on Zorro!
>+3 252+ Atk Malamar Superpower vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 184-217 (75.1 - 88.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>8499607
>adri feel ashamed that she wasn't able to even hit the malamar
fuck
i shouldn't give up yet, everyone is fighting and i should do it too
>>8499697
>iron head the malamar

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>>8499684
I'm sorry. You have my...
>Check dictionary
Condolences, friend..
I know it's hard, but at least these days are comfy for you.

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>>8499697
Nuh uh I'm gonna kill you
>scream in its face and hyper voice

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>>8499697
nooooope!

>fireblast!

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>>8499697
No you dont mister!

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>>8499734
it oky
i have mayny frend keepign me cempeny
docters sayed i haev seezers wen i slep
eech day it get hardre to mov
frends helps me

>>8499788
zapdoggo you have to attack it to do anything

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>>8499803
.... where did you say you were at?

>>8499752
>One dodge,
>>8499739
>Two dodge,
>>8499752
>Into Zorro's path.

>It's looking weary, and eats a Sitrus Berry!
Your Trainer soudns like fun. Let's go meet him~!
>Tenor tries to pry into Frankie's head!
>Evens, he cracks, odds, he fights it off.

>>8499788
>That would have ended the fight if you'd remembered to attack.

>>8499788
>>8499811
(fuck i completely forgot to write in an attack)

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>>8499667
>roll for consciousness

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>>8499788
>>8499811
>>8499828
(lol)

>>8499825
No you stay away!
>fireblast anime style

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>>8499825
No I'd rather you didn't
>hyper voice

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>>8499825
>fucking thunderbolt the thing this time

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>>8499719
>she's incredebly frustrated
>fuck me, i can't stop missing
>>8499825
oh no you won't
>uses iron head on the fucking cthulhumon

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>>8499825
>Frankie screams.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
>He dives out of the way!
>Vapey pulls him out of the fray!

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>>8499833
(Fucking rip sun catte, it's hibernation time. )
(So.... how is everyone else doing today? )

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>>8499825
Aw shit I'm late
>reflect

>>8499815
He's in Alola

>>8499856
>>8499878
>They hold the psychotic Psychic with a barrage...
>>8499884
>And the Iron Head finishes the job.

>The Malamar falls to the ground, defeated..
>It's over. you've won...

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>>8499855
>>8499939
>is on fire
AAAAAAAAA

(I've been itching to GM but havent had any ideas.)

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>>8499939
>A lucario falls out of the sky and suplexes the malamar to put it down once and for all

>>8499999
holy shit

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>>8499999
>no he just broke his fucking neck... again

>>8499999
(im so sorry)

>>8499999
you broke your own neck?

>>8499999
>Quints 9, nice get scriptfag
>Too bad odd gets are bad in this thread.
>Lucy dies on impact in a spectacular explosion of chunky dog chili.

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>>8499998
(I can toss ideas if you want)
>>8499999
>>8500007
(Oh fuck, Fs out. )

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>>8499964
Well my reflect did absolutely nothing to help.
Also is this going to become a thing with you?

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>>8499939
>she did the final attack
>the knocked out malamar is there
WE DID IT GUYS
>she's beaming with happines
>she composes herself and tries to look cool

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>>8499964
IGOTCHAZORRO!
>Whaaargrabl: happen

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>>8500035
>missed
>dives into the whaaargrabl
AAAAA

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>>8499999
>>8500007
...... okay.

>>8500043
>Frankie: give sage advice
Stop drop and roll, Zorro!
>>8500031
holyhellthatwasincredible...

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>Roll to wake the fuck up
>If this fucking fails I'm just gonna post as someone else for the day
>Maybe Dave
>Idk
>They're all kinda stuck right now fucking rip

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>>8500064
>holyhellthatwasincredible...
hell yeah,
>calms down
yeah, let's capture him and bring him back tho where ever he was before

>>8500151
>Frankie tries to lift the unconscious Pokemon, and fails.
Fuck, he's heavy.
We're taking him back with us, I suppose, until my bosses get his ball over to me and drag him off somewhere they've got more men and resources.
When the Admins say "alive preferred but not necessary," well, that's telling.

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>>8500064
Yeah, I didn't have to do anything

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>>8500064
>rolling around at the speed of sound

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>>8500199
>Whaargarbl 2: Electric Boogaloo

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>>8500189
>NEBBY: GRAB THE CALAMARI IN YOUR MOUTH

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>>8500199
...
How does a fire type mannage Catch on fire
>would heal bell work
>either way Shiny uses heal bell to find out

>>8500227
>Calamari is unconscious.
>This is a Good Thing

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>>8500218
>>8500231
phhheeew thanks guys

>>8500024
No! This never happens!
>pokeface

>>8500227
>Frankie: get an idea.
Hey, Nebby? Thanks for the help, we would've gotten swarmed if not for you.
Say, before you head on back to Sun, to you think we could, er, get a ride home?

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>>8500255
>squint
>uses wish on Zorro to heal as being on fire would probably leave some damage even to a fire type

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>>8500259
Yeah not having to walk back would be nice

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>>8500197
did you see me shiny, was i cool?
was i what about that kiss i mentioned earlier
>winks to shiny

>>8500277
>>8500255
>Frankie: sigh.
I guess we all used up our competency for the day during the fight.
>Pull Potions off bandolier, apply directly to the firefox

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>>8500240
>Eat the Malamar
>>8500259
YES PEW MAY
HOP ON
>LA LIONA
>IF AT ANY POINT NEBBY GETS FAILDUBS FOR TELEPORTING PEOPLE THEY'LL BE STUCK IN ULTRA SPACE FOR A WHILE

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>skeleghost is picking its nose while lounging on the ground

>>8500318
>Frankie: stare.
. . . Well, that's going to be awkward to put in my report.
>Hop on, ZOOM, avoid travel sickness

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>>8500363
yeah, at least on the good side we won't have to worry for it waking up and attacking us

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.... . .-.. .-.. --- / .... ..- -- .- -. ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .. / .... .- ...- . / ... --- -- . - .... .. -. --. / - --- / -.-. --- -. ..-. . ... ... .-.-.-

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>>8500445
>Slowly decode
>Listen twice to be sure
Go on...

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>>8500466
.. / .- -- / .--. .-. . --. -. .- -. - .-.-.-

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>>8500480
what the fuck

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>>8500309
Thanks!

>>8500363
>follows suit

>>8500387
>Home at last.
>Frankie drags himself inside and flops out on the couch.
I'm going to call the boss now, f you wanna listen in.
>ring ring...

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>>8500318
That's soo cooool

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>>8500480
Same.

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>>8500318
You ate it?

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>>8500486
>>8500515
-- . .-. .-. -.-- / ..-. .. .-. ... - / -.. .- -.-- / --- ..-. / - .... . / ..-. --- ..- .-. - .... / -- --- -. - .... .-.-.-

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>>8500445
>>8500480
Explanation required.

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>>8500527
...You were joking?

>>8500527
>>8500532
>Confused quack
...This does not help.

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>>8500515
>>8500527
>UNIT ONE: CONFUSED BEEPING

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>shiny just casually gets up out of the Doggo wheelchair and walks to the kitchen

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>>8500480
That's... okay...

>>8500527
Heh. Good one.

>>8500505
John here, got an update?

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>>8500546
>UNIT ONE: POTENTIAL EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

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>>8500532
>>8500546
>>8500549
-- . .-. .-. -.-- / ..-. .. .-. ... - / -.. .- -.-- / --- ..-. / - .... . / ..-. --- ..- .-. - .... / -- --- -. - .... .-.-.-

>>8500555
(I am ignoreing those failtrips, so I swear to god if someone responds to the failtrips)

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>>8500555
Wait. you can walk?

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>>8500546
>Pokerface

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>>8500546

>>8500513
>Frankie: pet zapdoggo
You really kicked some tail out there, Inazuma.
Well done.
Everybody, well done. We're celebrating tonight!

>>8500555
>Frankie: catch a glimpse.
>Jaw: on floor.
S-Shiny!?
Holy shit!

>>8500572
Sorry, boss, I need a second.

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>>8500551
>>8500576
>>8500587
>>8500598
>>8500605

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>>8500555
huh, i tough that you couldn't..
am i hallucinating?
is that malamar still playing tricks on me?

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>>8500587
>regigigas speech fail
>correction
-.. --- / .... ..- -- .- -. ... / -. --- - / .... .- ...- . / .- / .--- . ... - / .... --- .-.. .. -.. .- -.-- / --- -. / - .... .. ... / -.. .- -.--
>>8500614
>stare

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>>8500587
Oh.
What does the first day of the forth month have to do with joking though?

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>>8500597
>>8500609
>>8500616
I Never needed the whealchair beyond the first week or so
My legs were burnt, not broken spine or anything like that
Plus I got Free McGhetsis if I hung around in the wheels and looked sad

>>8500625
(This post timing though, we're in sync.)
>>8500632

>>8500638
>Frankie: Gobsmacked.
I... I don't know whether to be overjoyed or angry here.
I think I'll go for happy so I don't bring the mood down, you got us good.

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>>8500638
Wait so everything works then?

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>>8500638
Well at least you are okay, you made me all worried for nothing
Playing with a girl's emotions like that
At least i won't feel guilty about this
>fuck it
>kisses the shiny
I feel much better

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>>8500614

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>>8500625
>>8500707
April fools.

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Humans have toe worst holidays....

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>>8500682
Yep everything works and has for at least the last week or so
>>8500673
Yep, it was a funny jo-
>>8500685
>shiny returns the kiss
>but not in an emotional way that would indicate he likes whats-her-name
>its more of a "fuck yeah Free kiss" type of kiss

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>>8500673
Sounds like fun over there, Frankie.
As much fun as the party call is, though, I'm guessing you've got business on your plate. We can catch up on fun stuff once that's dealt with.

>>8500728
>impregnate with a robug

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>>8500728
???????????????????????????????
>RECENT GOOGLE SEARCHES: what is pregnant, human pregnancy, husband pregnant what do, how husband get pregnant , april fools?? , why , y , do humans die if shot by cannon

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>>8500750
you said it

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>>8500776
>>8500784

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>>8500750
Halloween isn't that bad.

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>>8500685
>>8500770
Whoa!

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>>8500776
>>8500801
>UNIT ONE: SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK OVER THE MEANING OF EXISTENCE

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>>8500804
Halloween is sick.
Best holiday.

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>>8500685
Well this just happened.
I thought it was April Fool not Valentines Day.

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>>8500788
Y-yeah!

>>8500804
Ok I can agree with that. Halloween is pretty fun.

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>>8500770
Well sorry for that, somtimes i act by impuls-
>kissed back
...
>blushing
>let's him kiss her

>>8500770
>>8500685
>Frankie: somewhat surprised.
Whoa, whoa! Take it somewhere private, please. My Admin doesn't need to hear the play-by-play of the afterparty.

>>8500771
Target's KIA, sir.
Lots of mind-crewed locals on defense, no casualties there, but we got a hand from a, er, unpredictable source that was hungry for calamari.
I really hope you didn't plan on getting info from the Malamar, sir.

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>>8500832
>Think.
...
>Science time.
Note 4.1.2017: My joke may have broken Unit One. Further testing necessary?

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>>8500869
>>8500849
>>8500805
Sorry i don't know what went over my head
>covers her face
>and go hide somewhere

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You know ever since my second dad went into the food biz, my mom went crazy and is rotting in jail and all my relatives are working in Plasma...
Maybe I should become a pokemon trainer?

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>>8500877
>GOOGLE SEARCHES: meaning of life, 42, importance of the number 42, why, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

>>8500950
>Frankie: Concern
N-no, I didn't mean it like that!
It's OK!
>Run off after her, leaving his Admin hanging

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>>8500957
It's pretty fun! Are you gonna get a starter from Kukui?

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>>8500979
Yeah... Yeah! I'm gonna get a starter and become a pokemon trainer!

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>>8500972
Don't worry about me
go talk with your boss
I'm okay, just a little embarrassed
Sometimes i act by impulse

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>>8501033
Which one? I got Rowlet! OH, wait! You could grab a not starter from a breeder!

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>>8500963
42 in decimal corresponds to an asterisk in ASCII.
In computing, that does an asterisk indicate?
>>8500972
. . .
Okay, can somebody finish the report? All I need is to know if you guys lost anyone or wrecked anything important. Like bystanders.

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>>8501056
I'm gonna get Litten. And some actual pokeballs instead of stuffing it in a bag.
Heyyy... Uh... We should probably not hang out, Sun. I don't wanna freak Nebby out.
Heh.

>>8501045
>Frankie: pat Adri on the shoulder. The one that Carmen didn't chop at.
It's alright! I was just teasing a little, mostly so Shiny wouldn't try to get familiar in the living room. I apologize if I embarrassed you, Adri.
>Nod, return to finish report.
>>8501069
No casualties on our end, and the only wrecking was a psy-screwed local Pokemon that got KOed. The Malamar was the only death, sir.

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>>8501069
>"In computer science, the asterisk is commonly used as a wildcard character, or to denote pointers, repetition, or multiplication."
>"In software, a wildcard character is a single character, such as an asterisk (*), used to represent a number of characters or an empty string. It is often used in file searches so the full name need not be typed.[1]"
>"In formal language theory, the empty string is the unique string of length zero."
>CONCLUSION: LIFE IS ONE OF A KIND, BUT ULTIMATELY EMPTY

>>8501160
Pretty much yeah

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>>8500963
>>8501069
>>8501160

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>>8501045
You are okay adri! that was cool of you. However I think Shiny is someone to get romantically!

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>>8501151
Can you state the cause of death of the Malamar?

>>8501160
>Uh oh

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>>8501089
That's okay! I'm busy with my job stuff anyway! ... And I think Nebby would try to eat you!

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>>8501214
Awesome! When I'm champ I'll give you a cut of the money you give me.

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>>8501160
That's a slightly less optimistic interpretation than intended by the author of that book.
You can write over an empty string, right?

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>>8501151
>she smiles and waves to him
>>8501193
you think so, i think that i was a bit too agressive

>>8501206
>Frankie: sigh.
Cause of death: eaten by giant space cat that Sun let vacation here.
>Only in this group would that explanation actually be viewed as legitimate.

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>>8501187
>>8501188
>>8501206
>SAD ROBOT BOOPING
>>8501248
>UNIT ONE: STATUS: ROBOTIC PREHISTORIC ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DEVOTED TO LEARNING, COMPANIONSHIP, AND PROTECTION; NOT A PROGRAMMER

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>>8501267
Unit One. When life is empty we fill it with things. I gave you the ability to learn and make friends so you wouldn't feel alone.
Do you feel alone?

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>>8501240
Yeah right! I'll let you come visit the Honhon once I buy the feather with your losing money!

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>>8501302
..... NO. CURRENT COMPANIONSHIP? COLRESS, UNITS, PLASMA

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>>8501349
...Do you like deserts?

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>>8501262
Well that's... some real strong backup.

>>8501267
You don't need to be a programmer to write. Or a writer.

>>8501259
It will be okay, knifegirl
I know that uf you ask he will kiss you again, maybe something lewder

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>>8501383
DESERTS ARE.... A PLACE TO FIND STONE SPECIMENS.
STONE SPECIMENS MAKE COLRESS HAPPY.
ERGO, STONE SPECIMANS MAKE UNIT ONE HAPPY.
CONCLUSION... YES?

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>>8501461
I'm going to be assigning you to a small group in Orre located at the coordinates for Pyrite Town.
Users Stitches and Bones have Level 2 access. No access to lewd.exe.
Am I forgetting anything? If either of them want to make any physical changes such as adding armor or anything like that please have them run it by me. Let's say for two to three days.
Does that sound fun?

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>>8501259
But nothing is too aggressive for shiny!

>>8501567
nothing you say..?
>anon: don bdsm gear

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>>8501521
.... OKAY.
WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO LEAVE?

hey guys, rob from fuchsia here
firstly I just want to say thanks to that smeargle, if he's around, the paintings arrived today and I've hung them up in my room
secondly do any of you have any advice for someone starting out as a trainer?
any recommendations for what I should try and catch first and good catching spots in kanto are mainly what I'm looking to find out

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>>8501610
Now is fine? Take some time to make friends with the people there. If you all get along well you can go there more often.

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>>8501624
I would advise getting a starter Pokemon from either a local breeder or the region's professor. As for Kanto, I would strongly suggest sticking to day time adventures only until farther along your journey.

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I have a problem!

>>8501429
>Frankie: laugh at the absurdity of it all.
No kidding. I've had to switch to keeping my gear on belts and bandoliers like an Orrean bandito by way of anime protagonist, though. The cat hates bags. A lot.

>>8501624
Hey, Rob. I'd take the big boss' advice here: >>8501673
Make sure you're doing business with a reputable Breeder, though, if you go that route. There are some shady fly-by-night operations out there.

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>>8501766
whats the problem dude
is there something wrong with a bush
does tobias have something to tell us

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>>8501792
In fact.
I do.

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>>8501805
aw shit
what is it fampai
did i become champion

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>>8501824
I know where Lonk really comes from.

Utah.

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>>8501830
who the fuck is lonk
man that darkrai hit you hard

>Roll to summon mister potato head

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>>8501567
Maybe, he did retutn the kiss, maybe it's just me worrying too much
Maybe he just wants the contact and not the relationship which i'm okay with, we could even tho a little more
...
Also he's a nice kisser
...

>>8501861
>which potato head
>Gladion?

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>>8501792
No! my trainer was talking about dropping me off at a daycare! Why would he do this? I thought we where friends?

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>>8501830

>>8501673
right, thanks a lot for the advice

>>8501791
hey frankie, yeah thanks too. I'll be careful
pretty impressive to have a guy like n as your boss

>>8501891
>all potato heads

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>>8501849
You heard me.
>>8501893
Utah.
I have proof.
Look at my Darkrai.

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>>8501892
aw fuck
dude no
you dont wanna go there
how old are you even
do i gotta beat your trainers ass or something

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>>8501886
He is a really nice kisser....-

>Snaps out

I mean He does not seem like to just stay in one place for long.

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>>8501921
Not as impressive as my Darkrai.

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>>8501921

>>8501915
>you messed up
>you dont even have the right materials
>roll to create the perfect salt pentagram