HG thread
I really shouldn't be awake edition
First for Poker Games WHEN
When longtime age unemployment men boiling carbitch cofe this morning, same time her talk not mother language.
>MFW you really want to ava a character but the character isn't popular enough to have a decent amount of images
Goddamnit Crusty Sean.
So, other than the Hank that showed up for like two minutes last week, have we seriously never had a Venture Bros ava?
>>8494514
>>8494479
Suffer, suffer! Kahahaha!
>>8494518
>Alfred looks both unamused and offended at the same time, taking a deep breath.
Yeah, and you're not the first person to believe me, either. I bet you think I'm crazy, huh? Well, I'm not! Eccentric, yeah, but not crazy!
>>8494543
>hasn't stopped me
>>8494544
>not really, no
>>8494498
>I would say they're might be a case of actually having a Poker Night CJ but that would mean someone would have to pick up GLaDOS and Ash well, and I doubt any of those characters will be played.
>>8494517
>I have a real ava card, I just get bored easily.
>>8494518
>Nope. Won't say. But Sam and Max will fit right at home on my card.
>>8494524
>How the hell would that even work?
>>8494544
No.
Brock Samson would be fun to see, If you are gonna ava one.
Is my Advance Wars bro hanging around/awake still?
>>8494543
>There's a very limited amount of pictures of Ophis and I still play her.
>>8494565
We had a GLaDOS before
And for your second question I have no idea but it must be doable somehow
>>8494543
>mfw official stuff is better than fanart
>I wish Gunvolt were more popular.
>>8494558
You're not just crazy, you're completely and utterly insane! Even more than I! Ah hah hah hah hah!
>Plague Knight throws both hands over the front of his beak in a symbolic attempt to stifle his laughter as he walks away from Alfred, laughing all the way.
>>8494565
>Ah, alrighty then. I will say, though, I would kill for a GLaDOS ava.
>>8494589
>Lenny Games XI
>Jesus, how old is that at this point?
>Anyways, late as a motherfucker here, so g'night HG. Today was a good day for the games.
>>8494565
I'm kinda surprised Glados hasn't been picked up. Ash is kinda obscure (Really any ava that isn't from anime or /v/ is obscure)
>>8494589
Nevermind.
also Here's my ava wall, and I've only been around for a bit (Narancia was mainly in /b/ tho)
>>8494567
Advanced War bro?
>>8494608
>Jesus, how old is that at this point?
22nd of May 2015
Christ I didn't think it was that long ago
>>8494589
>I'm surprised. Well, I guess it's definitely possible then. Just unlikely as hell.
And maybe running out of cash is death?
>>8494608
>Same. Just in general. I'd imagine that she'd be hard to pull off.
>>8494613
>Army of Darkness is obscure? Wow, that's sad.
>I got to head off too. See you.
Alright, who all is here? Lurkers awaken, role call.
>>8494638
Hi.
>>8494613
You'd be so much better if you just distinguished your in-character lines from your out-of-character.
A single arrow at the start of the OOC stuff when you're not posting an image of an ava.
>>8494638
hihi
>>8494608
No, I'm not! You might think I am, but I assure you, I'm not insane! I swear that I'm telling the truth... But you probably don't believe me-- Come back so I can tell you the truth!
>Alfred sighs and rubs his temples, wondering how to tell him he IS a country without sounding crazy.
Man, if only you were listen to my side of the story... I'm not crazy! Ask anyone here!
>Hei kōnā mai!
>>8494638
Hello!
>>8494638
Here.
I made another Ava folder I have no reason to use.
>>8494635
See ya
>Elise/Crusty Sean
>>8494638
>here
>>8494658
DADDY SAKURAI
>>8494638
I'm here, I'm here~.
>>8494638
>end me.
So I take it a 24 would be good.
>>8494668
I still don't know how to pull off Etika either.
>MFW i prefer Late night HG threads to the crowded Afternoon/evening HG
>>8494638
Not really lurking, but hey
>Elise/Crusty Sean
>>8494659
>why does she look like she's been up 3 days straight from uppers?
>>8494688
We've had an Etika before. Oldfag, too.
>>8494646
>gives that succubi a nice warm huggu.
>>8494626
A Silly little gameboy advance game. Sometimes there's a guy who lurks who plays it too.
>>8494697
Oh, Nevermind then.
>>8494696
>I honestly have no idea what that means
First 24.
>>8494711
Cirno
>>8494711
Lenny
>>8494711
Merak
>>8494702
>Is surprised slightly from the sudden hug before letting out a mall giggle and wraps their arms around the girl
Well hello to you too, Sunset~
>>8494711
Maria and Harusame
>>8494711
Cirno
>>8494711
Alfred Jones
>>8494711
Crusty Sean
>>8494711
Kurumi
>>8494705
>I'll ask them if you can do it when they wake back up if you'd like.
>>8494711
Sunset
>>8494711
Shitpost Police Adachi
>>8494733
Nah.
>>8494711
Cumdumpster
>>8494711
Sliver Queen
>>8494708
>like Cirno has been on amphetamines for 3 days straight
>>8494711
Cirno 2
>>8494711
little jimmy
>>8494711
Senshougahara
>>8494711
Cirno 3
>>8494711
Octoling #24567
>>8494711
Guts
>>8494711
Nagisa Kaworu
>>8494711
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>8494711
Cirno 5
>>8494768
>>8494764
>Shines his skull like you would a bowling ball
>>8494711
Mass Murderer Chie
>>8494711
Cirno 6
>>8494746
>it doesn't look like that at all.
>>8494727
>>8494747
>>8494756
>>8494768
>>8494769
>>8494779
>Did I miss something?
>>8494711
Bird Cirno
>>8494789
impostor
>>8494711
Invisible Cirno with Sunglasses
>>8494798
>>8494802
*Shady Cirno
>>8494789
die
>>8494777
Your help is appreciated however unnecessary.
have you ever seen so much bullshit in a single post
>>8494820
Now blind those before you as you strike them down in the name of Ainz Oowl Gown.
6 more.
>>8494833
Pussy
>>8494833
Elise
>>8494833
My Daughter
>>8494833
Cirno
>>8494833
Cirno
>>8494832
We shall see where the chips fall tonight.
2 more.
Why all the fake Cirno's?
>>8494866
Cirno 7
>>8494866
Youmu Konpaku
>>8494866
Suz
>>8494866
Dive Man
Who do you respect, HG?
>>8494888
the law
>>8494888
mah authoritah
Anyone know if Gyro Zeppeli from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure or Team Rocket Grunt are being avafagged?
>>8494888
>Respecting anyone in 2k17
what are you, a cuck?
>>8494888
Numbers. Because unlike people, they do not lie
>>8494897
Gyro, yes
Team Rocket Grunt, no
>>8494897
>Gyro Zeppeli
he's claimed by someone already, but not the other one
>>8494904
>>8494905
I guess I'll make a team rocket grunt folder now.
>>8494897
Gyro yes, Grunts are fine. You could technically have as many Grunt avas as you want since they all look alike.
You didn't need to attach an ava to that.
>>8494900
Those dubs speak truth.
Any swaps? Only one Cirno per game though.
>>8494917
Change my image to this please
>>8494917
>One cirno
end your life
>>8494917
Huurry, huuurrryyy.
>>8494917
Put Maria and Sunset into the same lesbian district
>>8494923
>shitposting Cirno
Kys
>>8494922
Made me laugh. I'll do it.
>>8494931
>Not realizing Cirno shitposts on a daily basis
lmao
>is there any Haltmann ava yet?
>>8494946
yes?
not sure
>>8494946
No, kys
>>8494946
Knuckles dropped him, you're good.
Post picture of girl dropping her bento please
>>8494944
Really? I never see Virno sit there n enter others avas, or talk shit about them. Or spam for someone to an hero.
Or are we going by the incorrect term for shitpost now? Where anything you don't aprove of is shitposting.
>>8494917
Let's go.
Fuck this host for skipping
I'll need 24 for host over games
>>8494964
Kys Yukine!
>>8494955
>>8494964
Don't.
>>8494959
Damn, it's really starting to stick, yuck.
>>8494947
>>8494949 (nice digits)
>>8494952
>sweet, I'll start making a folder then.
>>8494959
>>8494988
Aha!
Man, I wish I knew how to read maps
>>8494988
Come on, come on, hurry up! I want to test this crossbow I was given!
>>8494993
>993
You had one job! And you fuckin blew it!
>>8494988
>>8495005
>
>>8495006
Nice aim, loser. I bet you couldn't even hit a boulder with that thing
>>8495006
But I have no limbs to guard them with.
>>8494988
Awww, the skeleman burns~.
>>8495006
Almost, almost! Wanna try again?
>>8495006
Damn you and that shield, Cirno!
>Mumbles under her breath as they move off and reload their weapon.
>>8495021
>>8495014
Boo hoo, cry me a river.
>>8495006
You don't scare me, runt.
>I just realized the Gunvolt OVA artwork looks terrible.
https://youtu.be/gUqH6Weyr2M
>>8494988
>>8495006
>Axe violence and capturing the person she killed before
>>8495006
Should've killed him while you had the chance, Kurumi. Now he's gonna come back with twice the amount of shitposting.
>>8495027
How about I just make your a river of blood? Those are much better then tears!
>>8495038
...
>Continuously turn the map around as they try and figure out where any land marks are in relation to her.
Damn it, why must maps be so hard!
>>8495038
Kek
>>8495038
>Kurumi pushes him over with a finger and skips away, laughing.
>>8495038
Stop looking at me like that, I can still go on!
>>8495049
I don't think there is enough blood for a big river in a small person like you
>>8495038
Little Jimmy? Are you fucking gay or something?
>>8495057
Deus vult!
tfw my brother forces me to have sex with him
>>8495068
>>8495062
Oh but I can certainly get the required blood~
>>8495068
>Fires off a few of her arrows into the darkness after hearing something rustling around
D-damn this... Show yourself!
>>8495068
I wonder what (Player2) is doing that has his undivided attention.
>>8495083
Oh really? What are you planning?
>>8495068
>It's probably not the best idea to leave a vampire awake and unattended around a group of sleeping people.
>That said, she just stares at them all funny.
>>8495076
The frozen flame?!
>>8495084
How am I supposed to kill you if you keep blocking my attacks?
>>8495091
No, that's just ice.
>>8495084
For a kid you really do hit quite hard~
>>8495089
>Sh begins to let out small cheeky snickers
Oh I'm not planning anything, Cirno!
>>8495084
That's what I am trying to figure out.
>>8495084
I really don't want to die right now.
Might as well play along.
>>8495094
Oh.
Then how are you going to get all that blood, a river is pretty big you know
>>8495084
God dammit work on your aim, Dach.
>When you missed Junko sperging out and playing victim a la Hoshi
I am going to jack off to this so badly.
>>8495110
Awww. You play mean, ghostie~.
>>8495110
>>8495110
LITTLE JIMMY YOU STUPID GAY FUCK! WHY DID YOU FUCK WITH GOD?!
>>8495110
No wonder Cirno loves using fire. It's pretty fun!
>>8495110
Probably just a sick joke from someone.
Either that or the food was spoiled.
>>8495106
I'll let you know when I get it! But is virgin blood okay?
>>8495110
>Picks up pebbles and throws them at full force into the water trying to cause as big a pillar of water as she could.
>>8495119
Fuhuhu, how does it feel to be penetrated by a little girl?~
>>8495120
Wanna see what it's like on the other end of iiiit?
>>8495119
Jesus Christ God. Wait...
Night everyone (For real this time)
Discord is Luci#2471
Feel free to add me.
>>8495129
What kind of blood? Blood is blood, there's nothing special about it
>>8495136
I can't really help you when I don't have arms and legs.
>>8495137
Good night my love.
>>8495119
Was all of that... necessary?
Couldn't you just... have shot me... or something?
>>8495129
>>8495136
I'm avenged.
>>8495133
No thanks. I just left a barbecue.
>>8495136
That was a close shave...
>>8495136
>Him
W-wait God no, I'm a friend of Je-
>The succubus is smited down by the holy figure by his blessed bolt.
>>8495142
Oh that is where you're wrong! There are plenty of different types of blood that are special for their own reason~
>>8495147
... W-worth it...
>>8495136
Feast brings us to the final six.
tfw he wakes me up in the middle of the night to fuck my ass
tfw he wasted this month's government check to buy me women's clothing
>>8495150
Huh, I didn't know that, because I'm not some kinda weirdo obsessed with blood. But tell me, what's so special about virgin blood, I don't even know what a virgin is supposed to be. It has to do with olives, right?
>>8495137
Buh-bye~.
>>8495148
I know, I know~. But you didn't even have any of the food.
>>8495150
That's part of the coding. I put you in as female.
>>8495153
Is he really doing it for the supplies? Or is he doing it just so he can kill people?
tfw it isn't enough so he makes me wear my mom's clothes
>>8495153
You may strike me down now, but I shal return even dorkier than before!
>>8495150
At least I'm not that much of a jerk for God himself to come and get me.
>>8495166
I wonder how much it takes for God to get drunk.
tfw because of this even my dad fucks me
>>8495159
Oh well that just tends to bring the highest amount of magical essence from a human when used in blood magic~
>>8495166
>Ah, stupid game codes.
>>8495176
Just because he thinks I'm a bad influence on JC... Sure I'm a demon of temptation and the embodiment of one of the seven deadly sins but, come on man!
>>8495162
It wasn't that good looking. Cooking it didn't help either.
tfw I took my mom's position as the family cumdump
>>8495179
Oh shit. Arena event declares the winner.
>>8495189
Maybe smoked phantom would be better...kehehehe.
>>8495187
really? Humans aren't really known for being magical you know, they're better known for being annoying
>>8495197
Congrats Adachi.
>>8495202
Can I have my arms and legs back now?
>>8495202
Placements.
Thanks for playing. Wincard soon.
tfw my anus is the size of a football
GIVE ME TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR ALL TWENTY FOUR OF EM WE NEED TWENTY FOUR GIVE ME TWENTY FOUR WE GOTTA GO FAST TWENTY FOUR SPEEDY GAME NO TIME SPEEDERINO SPEEEDY TWENTY FOUR GAME GIVE ME THE TWENTY FOUR I'M HOSTING AND I NEED TWENTY FOUR TRIBUTES GIVE ME THE TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FOUR TO ATTAIN HEAVEN WE HAVE TO ATTAIN HEAVEN BY GOING FAST TWENTY FOUR GIVE TWENTY FOUR NOW WE NEED TWENTY FOUR RIGHT NOW QUICKLY TWENTY FOUR PEOPLE SPIRAL STAIRCASE RHINOCEROS BEETLE RUINS STREET FIG TART RHINOCEROS BEETLE VIA DOLOROSA RHINOCEROS BEETLE SINGULARITY POINT GIOTTO ANGEL HYDRANGEA RHINOCEROS BEETLE SINGULARITY POINT SECRET EMPEROR TWENTY FOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8495206
Congrats, bored man. And thaaanks.
>>8495206
>Thanks for hosting matey
>>8495211
Kurumi
>>8495201
Well humans themselves aren't good for magic unless having blessings or curses, but their bodies do offer some rather useful things... Especially to a succubi~
>>8495202
Oh congratulations to the shit officer and thank you for the tournament!
tfw I can shit easily now
>>8495197
I kind of saw that victory coming. Congrats Adachi!
>>8495199
Can't be as bad as the winged rat served at the barbecue.
>>8495187
The deadly sins, huh? You don't happen to have a crystal on your crotch, do you?
The last guy (girl/whatever) who said to represent a deadly sin had one of those.
Really disturbing crap if you ask me.
>>8495197
>tfw God is dead and He killed himself
>>8495202
Uh, congratulations.
>>8495206
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
tfw so retarded I enter blatant meme entries
>>8495215
IT WASN'T REAL IT WAS A PRANK BECAUSE IT'S APRIL FOOLS I PRANKED YOU YOU GOT PRANKED I WASN'T ACTUALLY HOSTING IT'S APRIL FOOLS YOU GOT
PRANKED
>>8495211
Oper8er Youm7
>>8495227
Filthy prank, bro.
>>8495217
Well, I'm glad you found a use for them besides punching bag, it's pretty much a win-win situation.
>>8495227
Vino please calm down
>>8495222
Let's find out~.
>Kurumi steps closer.
>>8495230
thanks
>>8495234
I waited all year to do this anon stop telling me what to do
tfw my life is an April fool's joke that's been going on since I was born
>>8495205
Yeah. Here they are.
>>8495235
>Youmu enters her fighting stance
Wait till the next match!
>>8495225
Crystal on their crotch? Well that's just silly~ No I don't have a crystal in or around my privates... Though I do have a resonating crystal and I think I know what I'll try to do next with it!
>>8495233
Hey punching bags are still great! And humans also make for such wonderful toys to pass the time~ Until a mob comes after you, but of well, more meat sacks to beat until they're nothing but a gooey pulp of pink!
>>8495211
I...ceecee...yoo...pee..
Wait, shit.
>>8495248
Holy shit. That's actually an awesone pic for Adachi.
tfw the last redeemable person in my family is dead
>>8495249
But who knows when that'll be, huuh?
>>8495256
>tfw your ava won't ever be as cool as Adachi
>>8495235
>Adachi steps in front of the retardedly overpowered vampire, equipped with a cross, some garlic, a wooden stake, a UV lamp and some silver.
Step back, generic vampire touhou!
>>8495248
Thanks fammy, that's one of my favorite pictures too.
>>8495265
I would counter that, but my ava has had nothin but horrible deaths in hg...
>>8495253
I didn't say they weren't. It's a win-win because they get to be useful and you get to use magic and whatnot.
And yeah, they're pretty fun to mess around with, they're easy to prank
What ever happened to that new Neptune avatar we had months ago?
>>8495253
That... doesn't sound good.
I think I'll leave for now.
>for real though, I'll die if I don't catch some sleep. See you later.
tfw I'm a waste of space and should be deported
>>8495255
hahaha, get fucked, get pranked kid, you'll never be as good a villain as me
me,
dino dio
>>8495276
OD'd on eggplants and lost Planeptune
>>8495280
fuck no you can keep aussa
>>8495276
Their house od'd and got evicted from them
>>8495280
You can't deport natives.
>>8495276
>That was Utsutsu, and she lost a bunch of folders recently, Neptune included.
>>8495273
"your" was supposed to refer to mine
i know that feel, bro
>>8495274
Hm... Wanna double prank some lowly humans sometime?
>>8495279
Okay, bye bye and rest well! May your dreams be pure of lust and filled with all your desires~
>>8495286
No, but you can exile natives. Gets the same result.
>>8495281
Oh, did someone finally clean you up from under that train wreck?
new game when?
>>8495291
I work on my own you know, I'm not sharing my glory with someone else. Even if there were 3 of me, I wouldn't do it with them.
>>8495298
UHHHHH...IDK???
diego was a shit jojo villain
prove me wrong, fuckers
>>8495297
f-fuck you
leave
>>8495298
When we get the shrubbery we demanded!
>>8495303
He was a shit villain
You know why
Because he was the real hero of SBR
Prove ME wrong
>>8495303
I thought Diego was more of an antagonist rather than a villian.
>>8495303
>Villain
Kappa
>>8495307
>SBR
>having the concept of Heroes and Villains
Kappa
>>8495298
I'm up for another one unless someone else wants to do it.
>>8495307
>diego
>not motherfucking funny valentine
Guess what everyone? I'm LEFT handed. That's right.
>>8495307
Shut the fuck up and give me money, dad.
>>8495323
That's left*
>>8495323
No, that's left.
tfw best thing to happen to hunger games
are we having a jojo cj start up
because that is something i both want and don't at the same time
>>8495323
>Same.
>>8495310
Do it, do it!
>>8495334
Why not? Been awhile since we had one.
>>8495309
I agree with this
>>8495315
Fuck you, fuck you for thinking Valentine was anything close to a hero, unless you're baiting me, in which case I will GLADLY take this bait to weed out any Valentine lovers reading this
What the fuck do you think the point of the final conflict with the gun was?
That whole scene proved Valentine was just a lying petty cunt that was just after power and didn't care about anything else but himself. His whole "for America" thing was just a front for support and to try to justify his actions.
Valentine was arguably the most petty villain in the series. Most villains were pretty honorable until the end, but Valentine was just a piece of shit that tried to rape a 14 year old and lie his way into power with underhanded tactics and shit.
>>8495324
I gave you a fifty a week ago where the fuck did that go
Did you get jumped again
It's because of your hair, they see you as an easy target
Drink your goddamn milk
I'M CLEEEEEEEAAAAAANNNN
>>8495301
Aww that's too bad. I just wanted to ave fun is all.
>>8495305
NI!
>>8495339
Your manga is shit
>tfw haven't even read Steel Ball Run
Am I missing out?
>>8495336
M'Kay then.
>>8495348
Ni! Ni! Nnni!
>>8495348
The last time someone wanted to do that, it didn't end up very pretty
>>8495334
>Hopefully
>>8495356
>Yes. You're also missing out on JJL which is top tier so far.
>>8495356
Sort of? People praise it like it's a creation of God but it's really overrated and circlejerked over. Just go into it expecting about the same as the other parts and it should be a good read for you. Nothing amazing, but a good part.
Also Jojolion is the best part.
>>8495365
Wjat wss jjl?
>>8495360
...
>Gently pets
This is too cute.
>>8495363
O-oh, how bad did it go if I may intrude on the memory?
First 24.
>>8495370
>JoJolion the current Jojo part
>>8495378
Kurumi
>>8495378
Minako
>>8495378
Maria and Harusame
>>8495378
Misuzu
>>8495377
We declared war on eachother.
>>8495378
Cirno
>>8495378
Diego Brando
>>8495378
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>8495378
Alfred Jones
>>8495378
Suiren Shibazeki
>>8495378
Vampire hunter Youmu
>>8495378
Nonon
>>8495378
Rubick
>>8495378
Funny Valentine
>>8495378
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8495378
Cute Autist
>>8495378
Adachi
>>8495378
Harry
>>8495395
>>8495396
>When the dream is real
>>8495378
Ririchiyo
>>8495386
Oh yeah, now that certainly is something of a bad end.
>>8495378
Chie
>>8495378
Hitler
Goodnight.
Meme you guys later.
>>8495378
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>8495410
Yeah, for them!
Of course I won that war, easily.
>>8495378
Tyber Zann
>>8495416
Sleep well Adachi-san!
>>8495420
The fight is still going on and you've just declared you won without an actual end, that's what's happening isn't it?
>>8495428
No, I actually did beat them, are you even listening?
>>8495388
>>8495391
Holy shit, 2b really does look lile Youmu. What the fuck?
>>8495434
Sorry with what I know about you, I'm just a little suspicious~
>>8495437
I know, if it was anyone else I wouldn't believe it myself, but this is me we're talking about, keep that in mind
>when people like the same things you do
>>8495448
And with it being you is where my suspicion on this being true came in silly.
Image problems will be fixed when we begin.
Also if someone could make a new thread that'd be great.
>>8495460
Looks good Host-sama!
>>8495457
Being a hipster has its own perks f.am
Bloodbath.
>>8495481
Y-Yamero.