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>>8487933
>One of the boats filled with rare candies is wrecked by a fuck huge snake
>It's ship wrecked on a random island near Sinnoh

>>8488052
Serperior wew lad

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>>8488052
Calem is pretty cool

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>>8487851
>>8488025
I can go personally, if you so wish.
>>8488052
I enjoyed Black's company.

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>>8488052
I like gold a lot.

>>8487992
uuuh that sounds extremely dangerous. I I really think if you sat on their face it would smash like an egg.

i want shiny to wreck my butthole

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>>8487953
the true hell will be cleaning all this crap you stupid ghost
>throw salt every where
shoo shoo ghost
>>8487992
oh, well then, i guess be careful and don't go full force, maybe just slowly sit and apply pressure until he says to stop

>>8488110
he cant tho

>>8488052
Ethan is pretty cool

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>>8488066
>implying I'd use the horribly inefficient boats
My product isn't even ready to send out, and I already have a few buyers lined up.

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>>8488105
If you wish to please be careful. If he commands me to fight you I will throw the battle in your favor.

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>>8487788
idk man maybe fucking
collect them
>>8487933
yeah sure there isnt
everyone leaves tracks bitch
and even if there isnt anything i still got to chill on the beach with chicken chan
win win for me bro
>>8488052
me
or red
rubys chill too

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>>8488113
>the ghostly stuff stops
>Footsteps can be heard
>a door opens and closes
>few moments later Stuntanons shower turns on

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>>8488052
I was never very involved in League politics, so I don't have a solid basis to make a judgment on.
>>8488156
I'm passing the info on to some trusted sources. The current police chief may be an insult to decent Snorlaxes, but there's still good people on the force.
I'm sending my deniable asset. Hold on just a little longer.

>>8488142
Yeah
Nah
I'm calling you out on your bluff

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>>8488071
hello, shiny
>waves arm
>sits close to him

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>>8488142
>Oh well that's too bad isn't it, because a boat of rare candies tracing back to you just got wrecked on a random island
>Who wants rare candies?

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>>8488213
.....
>want

>>8488142
holy shit youre worse than chuckles

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To Scolipede,

I heard about your issue and I don't think you should worry. Make sure your partner is appropriately protected, this means using cushioning and lots of it.
Using three memoryfoam mattresses stacked up, I was able to spend an indefinite amount of time under my mudsdale.

Sincerely,
An Anon

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>>8488142
>Bap douchesnek in the snout
why are you such a shitty person senpai

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>>8488052
Dave, I guess.

>>8488156
Any further information on the situation?

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>>8488176
>walks softly so he can't be heard
>starts spying on the ghost taking a shower
>"if i could see ghost it would probably see someone naked right now"

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>>8488156
I appreciate the concern. I'll make sure Zekrom doesn't injure you or your companion.

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>>8488213
All I have is the recipe, and the only ones I ever made were eaten by me. I smell Dialga's cuckery all over this.

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>>8488168
I already have a large collection. I would love to show it it! I'm missing a master ball though among a few other rarities... I get sad because i acquire these and have no use for them... hehe.

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>>8488108
That doesn't sound nice.
He seems durable, though, but you are probably right.

>>8488113
That sounds good.

>>8488230
Where do I get mattresses?
I have a few pillows.

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>>8488192
Thank you.
>>8488250
He has an old Orrean rifle in his bedroom. I'll try to wrest it away from his room.
>Rolling...
>>8488279
Thank you.

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>>8488245
>snek scrunch
Why are you such a ding dong?

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>>8488280
>Or maybe your recipe got leaked.
>Either way, the rare candies are, by all means, identical to the ones you made.
>Better hope you get rid of the evidence before the cops smell your future illegal operation

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>>8488309
I'm just trying to be careful. Look. just be careful okay? You don't want to kill your best friend is all.

>>8488309
Really you could use any sufficiently soft surface. If you're afraid of crushing him, you could always pin him between a wall and your butt.
It's about the same except the load is much lighter.

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>>8488273
>There is lots of steam, looks like the ghost has only the hot water running full blast
>and behind the shower curtain is a shadowy figure doing shower shit
>also it seems to be jerking off in the shower as well

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>>8488325
Nope.
Productions goes ahead as planned, security will be bought and manufacturing will be refined.

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>>8488316
...
i dont know.
why are YOU such a ding dong?

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>>8488315
>A small figure digs,
>Evidence narrows his eyes.
>There is but one path.

>In a killer's yard,
>Off comes his concealing garb,
>Out comes the anger.

>>8488315
>Odd.
>>8488453
>Shitlord Trainer is awake.
>Rolling to see if he can see the froggo.

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>>8488225
>Go get 'em Zorro
>Be warned though, the random island is extremely fucking dangerous
>>8488423
>Nope
>That's another druglord with your recipe famalam
>Should probably go kill him
>He poses a security risk and unwanted competition
>Also you seem like the copycat since he started selling his illegal drug recipe before you
>Rip your business if you let him run around willy nilly

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>>8488315
I'll be there soon.
>>8488486
>Roll for how long it takes N to get there
>In minutes

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>>8488335
I understand your concern.

>>8488383
That could work.
He wants me to he forceful, apparently.
I'll pile up some pillows, and see if that's enough. If not, I'll try the wall thing.

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>>8488516
Gracias dragon. I will sell my product.

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This place has terrible service but the pizza is actually pretty good.

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>>8488486
>Evidence unearthed.
>Defiant gazes connect.
>Calm before the storm.

>He leaps off, with force.
>Smash a window, breach a room.
>Break the line of sight.

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>>8488420
>"fuck not the hot water that costs money"
>"i don' know if i should stop it from, i wouldn't like that someone opened interrupted me while i was jerking off
>evens he opens curtains
>odds he stays quiet letting the ghost finish it's business(ghost is male or female?)

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>>8488315
A gun... that could get dangerous even for N himself.

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>>8488516
I guess I gotta go kill him.
>>8488555
You're good as dead, beaner

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>>8488536
>Noted.
>>8488575
>I'm going to say an odd means Froggo is out of sight but shitlord trainer at least has an idea.
>Escavalier is sent into the room...

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>>8488516
>attempts to read the map from earlier
hmmmm....
I bet i could sell these for at least 10 mony!

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>>8488598
Come find me, puto.

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>>8488549
You can still be forceful with words. Just don't get too rough and crush him.

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>>8488629
I JUST told you it's Poké

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>>8488052
Me! No.... How about Black! Or... Nate! Maybe Ruby...! Orrr Red!
.... aw heck. I know a lot of champions.
>>8488559
I told you! I don't sell bad pizza!
... watch out for the jellyfish though, they're kinda clingy!

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>>8488580
>the ghost is a skeleton of androgynous build as I never thought that far ahead
>also it is surprised at being interrupted
>it vanishes a moment after the curtain is opened
>a towel floats off the rack and wet footprints appear leading out the room

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>>8488636
I hope you don't mind if I bring some of my enforcers with me. A pretty lady like me shouldn't travel alone.
I've heard through one of my buyers some things about you.
See ya soon ;p<

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>>8488618
>Striking to subdue.
I am truly sorry, friend.
>Hydro Pump, then run.

[ L75 Protean Greninja, for calc purposes.]

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>>8488717
>Already knowing everything.
Ai yai yai. You're more omniscient than Arceus himself.
Have fun with los perros.

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>>8488668
Yes! 10 poooooooke!

>>8488636
>>8488717
I will roast both of you.

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>>8488691
Sorry, at least next time don't blow off all of the hot water
That ain't cheap

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All you guys are pretty lame #groanzone but no seriously I'm just here for the Gengar and to talk shit to you guys.
Frick off, already.

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>>8488629
>Island is dangerous as fuck
>But there's good loot
>You sure you wanna go through with this?
>>8488717
>>8488788
>By the way
>We were discussing rare candies and balance aaaand we decided
>Legit rare candies made by medical professionals are expensive as all hell
>But drug tier rare candies?
>A lot cheaper but with side effects
>1/10 chance of actually raising your level
>Heroin tier addictive with the additional side effects
>And a very, very effective carcinogen
>You ate how many of these...?
>Good luck

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>>8488777
>777
>Well hell lets see if I can help you out with that water bill
>Payday: apply directly to the.. helmet?

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>>8488806
I really want to but I need to help frankie! I will buy them later if i see them.

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>N should be at abuse guy's house by now oops

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>>8488806
Oh no the canon police showed up
Well we (me and the squad) were talking and ruled that you are merely a jit and as such you are not to be listened to.

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>>8488831
>get's smacked in the face/helmet
Ow...

8s?

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>>8488647
I'll try to be gentle, I guess.
Forceful with words?
I'm not good at being kinky.

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>>8488750
>Escavalier goes down easily enough.
>He's obviously throwing a show.
>Shitlord trainer says fuck you.
>Accelgor is dragged out.
>LV 60 Accelgor goes out.
>Accelgor uses Bug Buzz.
>Only would hit on a dubs considering Froggo's position is mostly unknown to both.
>Don't calc the dubs as a crit.
>If I get the 8s dont calc it as a murderkill.
252 SpA Life Orb Accelgor Bug Buzz vs. 0 HP / 0- SpD Greninja: 237-281 (109.7 - 130%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8488863
>Loud fighting noises.

>>8488839
>Frankie: sigh.
Zorro, not all Rare Candies are real.
Sometimes people sell not-great stuff and call it that.
Also, even with the real stuff, too many will make you really sick.

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>>8488777
>skeleghost is lounging on Stuntanons couch
>watching woments voleyball and picking its nose

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>>8488909
B-but free getting stronger! are rare candys not liked by the police guys?

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>>8488890
The victim will reel,
The man holding his chain will fall.
May Mew forgive me.

>Kanabo leaps out!
>Dark Pulse, hit the whole damn room.
>Trainer, aim to kill.

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>>8488918
>he goes and sits too and it's with some popcorn
Want some?

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>>8488951
HOLY SHIT JUST STOP

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>>8488951
>LICK THE FLUFFY FUR ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

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>>8488951
Are you drunk or something?
This isn't like you.

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>>8488980
stop what?

>>8488981
Thanks?

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>mfw this whole shitshow of a thread

>>8488951
>Frankie: groan.
Rare Candies have dangerous side effects, and that's if they're legitimate.
The fake stuff will straight up kill you slow.
Did you get into someone's wine, Zorro? You're acting really strange.

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>>8488890
>N sends out Zoroark
>Zoroark is disguised as Nihilego
>Zoroark used Flamethrower!
>Level 100 Zoroark, 252 Sp. Attack EVs

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>>8488977
>skeleghost grabs a handful of popcorn
>but because it is both a ghost and Skeleton it just falls right to the floor when he 'eats' it

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>>8489007
PEW ARE WELCOME
>BAT HIS TAILS
>btw dont respond to johnny test posters man
>theyre shit posters

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>>8489065
>>8489065
>btw
>>8489065
>dont
>>8489065
>respond
>>8489065
>to
>>8489065
>johnny
>>8489065
>test
>>8489065
>posters
>>8489065
>man
>>8489065
>MFWMFWMFWMFWMFEMFWMFWMFW

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>>8488967
>>8489043
>Both miss.
>Trainer fucks off into another room.
>Accelgor rolls for anal c- Bravery!
>Odds and he'll break down into a mess.
>Evens and he gives froggo another Bug Buzz.
252 SpA Life Orb Accelgor Bug Buzz vs. 0 HP / 0- SpD Greninja: 237-281 (109.7 - 130%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8489057
>"i'll clean that later"
so do you like watching female volleyball, it's pretty good
>eats some popcorn
>>8489021
>mfw anon shitposts with a shit show

>>8489135
>Accelgor breaks down into a sobbing mess, terrified.

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>>8489135
NAICE!
NAICE!
NAICE!
NAOCE!

>>8488618
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>>8489158
lol

>>8489204
diaperbeam

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>>8489135
>>8489158
Leave this place, now, please.
You don't need to witness this.
My fight's not with you.

>Kanabo sneaks past, hoping he can flank his foe, catch him by surprise...

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>>8489135
>>8489158
.... Zoroark, get the trainer. Anomalesia and I will take care of the Accelgor.
>Zoroark nods and chases after the trainer
... Are you sure you want to keep battling?

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>>8489271
>Odds.
>Door must be creaky as hell or something.
>Shitty trainer takes a potshot at Froggo, ignoring the jellyark for now.
>Severe damage only on dubs.
>>8489285
>The pokemon sinks into one of the corners.
>Not fighting anymore.

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hey, shiny what do you like in a girl?

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Everybody please remain calm

Barry:
I'm fining you ten bagels for fining people too much.

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>>8489364
>A thick crimson drips,
>Mixed with sanguine, vengeful thoughts.
>Pooling on the floor.

>Kanabo charges,
>Hits and runs with U-Turn, fast,
>Hoping for cover.

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>>8489498
.... oh nooooo there's not a Barry here, try again later!

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>>8489379
Ninja skills

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>>8489364
>Jellyark goes for a Dark Pulse

>N is still trying to deal with the Accelgor
Do you wish to come with us?

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>>8489548
Ten bagels now or twenty tomorrow

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>>8489669
Yes i hello i hear you has bagle?
I must investigiate this

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>>8489546
>Hit!
>Not sure how I should go for this so...
>Odds Shitlord Trainer is stunned and reeling evens he takes another shot?
>Also I realize how shit it is it is for those rolls so if he rolls an even feel free to have Froggo roll to dodge.
>>8489653
>Miss.
>Shitlord trainer throws a blanket at Jellyark.
>Accelgor shudders a bit and nods.
>He keeps his distance from N and goes to get the Escavalier.

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>>8489669
You can't fine me if you don't know my name!

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>>8489720
Pearl "Barry" Rodriguez? Sorry I went off to get some food.
You want some KFC?

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>>8489718
>Jellyark: blanketed
>Zoroark's disguise is broken
>He attempts to remove the blanket

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>>8489718
Taking cover now!
Comrade, break his weapon, fast!
He has me pinned down!

>Froggo rolls to dodge.
>Taking cover, staying low.
>No attack this turn.

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>>8489701
toste>bagle

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>>8489763
Shhhh Diamond don't tell the bird my name! Yes! I love KFC! Do you know how much I've gotten off of fining them? I can't remember, but I'm sure it was a lot

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>>8489805
Beat his asshole, frogger!

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>>8489788
>That blanket is definitely gone.
>Fwoosh.
>Cool fourish probably.
>>8489805
>Odd.
>Since I'm trying to AVOID murdering your character we'll call it a glancing blow.
>Shitlord trainer grabs a pokeball from his closet.
>LV 70 Feraligatr goes out.
>Feraligatr uses Earthquake.
>Second to last number is a backup roll...

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>>8489927
>Even for second number.
>Escavalier joins the battle!
>Escavalier uses Megahorn on Feraligatr!
176+ Atk Escavalier Megahorn vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Feraligatr: 112-133 (50.9 - 60.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>when you see a thing you don't understand

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>>8489815
Lies all alies who puppit you to says these fake news things (toasts is good tho)

>>8489989
same buggo
same

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>>8489927
>FWOOOSH
>Zoroark: king of missing and drama
>Roll to fucking Dark Pulse that thing

>>8489989
>love

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>>8490008
>>8490036
>UNIT ONE: CONFUSED ABOUT ANON BEHAVIOR
>ROLL TO SNEAKY HUG COLRESS

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>>8489989
yeah, i know that feel

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>>8489994
it scare me too bad. no bagle for me thank yuo

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>>8489927
>Bloodied frogge slips off.
>Tries to find a vantage point.
>The fray's taken its toll.

>Only should he run,
>Then he'll risk a fatal blow.
>For now, discretion.

( This isn't my main dude, and I'm saying here that he's one good shot from the ded and backing off. )
( I generally don't throw characters into Serious Combat unless I'm on some level OK with the risk of death )

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>>8490069
>Sneaky hug evolves crotch touching.
...Unit One?

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>>8490069
It just doesn't feel right, Dimitri
>Keep squat, Genisick, is good for you
I'd like to sit
>Do you want snows in your assholes?
No...
>Then you make squats

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>>8489973
What are you doing? Attack them.
>Shitlord takes a shot at his own mon.
>>8490028
>Feraligatr is KOed.
>Shittoaster Trainer takes a potshot at the Zoroark.
>>8490118
(I know. Still trying to avoid too many murders.)
>Shitshoveler isn't paying the pokemon any mind.

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>>8490106
It ok us birds gotta careful and together
I will herosically take the risk of the baggels
You can get toasts I leav them alon for you

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>>8490227
>Clink.
>Escavalier jabs for his leg.

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>>8490160
>UNIT ONE: ABSOLUTELY DO NOT REALIZE THE LEWD IMPLICATIONS
>NOPE
HELLO COLRESS
>PULL HIM CLOSER

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>>8490276
>Smooch the robit.
>Hug the robit.
Hello, Unit One. How have you been today?

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>>8490227
>Zoroark does a dramatic swoon out of the way of the bullet
>Loses a bit of his mane tho
>Focus Blast that fucker right in the gut

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>>8490246
yes thank

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>>8490227
>Kanabo keeps watch,
>Waiting to crash from above,
>Like his namesake's strike...

>>8490261
What are you fucking doing? Don't you fucking touch me.
>Chamberpot Trainer takes a s-
>>8490326
>Chamberpot is thrown onto the floor.
>He tries to reach under the bed.
>Rolling...

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>>8490384
This.
>Attempt to break his fucking arm.

>>8490341
You chirp funny friend???
Did you crack head on radio station windo too???
Rock bird friend says that why I talk liek this???

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>>8490318
CONFUSED
>BOOP THE COLRESS
>GO FOR THE CUDDLES
>MAYBE "ACCIDENTALLY" TOUCH THE BUTT

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>>8490483
I is forgot imaeg? Some humans says "Discord drink" but that confus me. Is Discord like dis corn? and where is it???

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>>8490498
Con-
>Sciencebutt: Touched.
>Gay science noise.
U-unit one? Are you feeling okay?

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Friend fainted.
I piled up pillows, and slowly put weight on him. Tried to be gentle.
He seemed fine, but flailed around after a few seconds, and passed out.
Is this normal, or did I mess up?

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>>8490613
uhh, i think he was suffocating i guess your booty was too much for him to handle

>>8490613
grass is weak to poison bruv

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>>8490613
Hes not dead right?
You didn't mess up too bad unless he's dead
He might not have known what he was asking for
Talk to him about it once he wakes up ok?

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>>8490613
You do know that breathing is an important part of most living beings right?
Also as >>8490647 It could of been the fact that your booty is too strong, and that's saying something.

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>>8490384
>Zoroark grabs chamberpot by the legs and attempts to drag him away from the bed

remi der that pokemon are slaves

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>>8490711
I think it takes a minute to pass out.
And it took him seconds.
So, I don't think it was air.

>>8490647
Should I be proud of that?
I'm not sure.

>>8490652
I didn't sting him, though.
Are the fluids down there toxic or something?

>>8490672
Uh.
Still breathing, I think.
Should be fine, right?

>>8490381
>Now's your chance.
>>8490410
>Arm: Busted.
>Chamberpot screeches in agony.
>Nowhere to go now.
>He backs up against one of the walls.
>>8490726
>Chamberpot is grabbed.
>Rolling for intensity of waterworks.

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>>8490726
>>8490779
>Follow.
>Resist urge to kill him here.

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>>8490544
>UNIT ONE: PHYSICAL STATUS: FUNCTIONAL
>UNIT ONE: ACTIVITY LOG FOR TODAY: MISSING
I AM FINE
>Unit one rests his head against Colress's shoulder, arms wrapped around the waist

>>8490762
Maybe you accidentally poisoned the pillows?

Remember to support prop 89 : putting Kill Chips in humans

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>>8490779
>Kanabo climbs down.
>Listen for the siren's scream.
>Re-enter the house.

We could slay him now.
Yet I feel that doing so...
An unjust mercy.

Leave him for the law?
Let him waste in four brick walls,
With only his thoughts?

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>>8490797
If you say so.
>Mental note to give U1 a checkup soon.
>Wrap arms around robug waist and rub his back.
Anything on your mind?

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>>8490762
you should be proud of the booty game, but it's a downer that your bf can't handle it
maybe it need some getting used to?

>>8490762
>sniffers

>>8490890
>calling him out

>>8490847
Ambrettefag here, Prop 89 is satirical. I still wouldn't sign if I wanted to run for office, though, you know how politicians love to misquote things that can use as rhetorical cudgels.

>>8490890
>(If it was Sniffers he wouldn't have passed out)

>>8490917
its fun
>>8490938
sure

>>8490847
where can i support this

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>>8490829
Well, I did move them with my mouth.
The possibility is there, but unlikely.

>>8490880
In a way, I guess I can be proud.
Maybe he needs to spend more time down there. Get used to it.
Also, less of a bf, and more of a close friend.

>>8490796
>Pained curse word.
>>8490865
Fucking kill me.

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>>8490865
Let him rot.
>>8491091
Keep talking and they will have to put your jaw back on.

>>8491103
Hey you know I think you'd work well with a certain knife...

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>>8491087
well, how is the lucky guy doing right now?
i hope he isn't too bad
you two must be pretty close to do sexual stuff this causally with one anohter

>>8491103
Get the Pokeballs.
Leave the city, cross the bay.
There are friends, not far.

>>8491091
Guess now, why I won't.
Not S.P.A.T. doctrine,
but unfiltered spite.

Let's go, quickly now.
The noise will have drawn concern.
Concern draws police.
- Kanabo the Greninja, out of non-funposting images

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This is Catalyst Radio (YEAH), with MC Seb announcing the winners of the "Your Real Unovan Heroes" contest!
The winners are... [drumroll]
A. N. On at the 332-55XXXX for his call about the masked crime fighting frog!
And...
Anomalesia for his heartfelt list about why all it takes to be a real hero is to help and protect your friends!
As a bonus, everyone who mentioned the former police chief Tom Thorpe gets a coupon for a free bagel and coffee and the West and 6th bakery..
Thank you callers for participating, now back to the music.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s4hlxBH31o
>To do tomorrow: additional bagels for the Birbs Rights Foundation

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>>8491180
>sneezes
huh?

>>8491284
>ring ring
>Call ID has That Lady's last name, but the first name of Francis.
>Answer, y/n?

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>>8491331
?
hey i talked to that guy once, maybe it's related to what happened that day
>pick up
hello?

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>>8491180
Knife?
>>8491295
I will do so. Thank you.
>Stuff pokeballs in a backpack.
>Leave with the Accelgor.
>Turn on dex and post on the board.
I suppose I am a free mon today.

>>8491364
>Frankie: sipp coffee.
Hey there. This is Frankie, I'm guessing you've heard how the, er, incident played out?
While I doubt you and Carmen were close, I feel you deserve to know how how is all ended, at least so you can have some piece of mind.

>>8491323
Adri, you okay?

>>8491295
>Police will come soon and get the Chamberpot Trainer.
>Since Sk- I mean N is in the zone out zone I'll just assume that N and maybe Kanabo give their stories, bodies are dug up and the fourth mon is found.
>Trainer is carted off to jail.
>Fourth mon will appear soon.

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>>8491295
>>8490726
>beep beep
>Message from S.B.
>Police scanner is at full activity, they're sending multiple patrol cars
>Get out of there fast

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>>8491426
yeah we weren't that close, she called me every once in a while asking for wierd stuff
i would always either end saying i'm not good at it or politely denying,
i tried to stop her lots of times
but she was hellbent in getting you
it was crazy
but yeah it's good that she's in jail now

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>>8491442
(Froggo did a vigilantism. He's left the evidence on Chamberpot untouched for the cops, but he's not getting cuffed for assaulting a human.)

>>8491447
>Kanabo bugs out.
>He knows his argument,
>withers in law's light.

>Ethical, perhaps,
>But the letter of the law,
>Looks down on mayhem.

>Up into the trees,
>onto short rooftops and off,
>Far from town, he flees.

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>>8491426
i'm fine just sneezed
but i'm fine

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>>8491442
>Arrive at scene.
>Detective like squinting.
>Check out the scene.
This is an absolute shit show.

>>8491490
>Frankie: chuckle.
Yeah. Her friends are going to be real surprised when they find out the judge is denying bail on grounds of being a flight risk and the probability of a second attempt.
Best case scenario, she has to confront reality for once.
Thanks for trying to talk her out of it, though. If you need anything, give me a ring, alright?

>>8491556
OK, cool. Just checking on you.

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>>8491447
>>8491442
Thank you, Sebastian, but legally I am not at fault here. Staying and giving a story may be necessary to ensure the trainer stays in prison and his Pokemon safe.

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>>8491284
Passed out, but seems happy.
Don't think he got poisoned.
And, yeah, we are pretty close.
Known each other for a while, but things like this are still more casual fun than anything more serious.

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>>8491602
Could I get your story Mr... Natural?

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>>8491511
>Eleven, dubs fail
>There is no escape from this.
>Kanabo goes down.
>>8491592
>A deep crimson stain
>Disturbed by its source, falling
>Splattered, self-soaked, red.

>Kanabo fainted.
>Right there on the goddamned scene.
>This cannot be good.

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>>8490870
>The plating along Unit One's back flares up at the touch
>UNIT ONE: CURRENT MENTAL PROCESS: GAY SCIENCE NOISE?
>CATALOG AND INVESTIGATE?
NOTHING OF RELEVANCE. WHAT IS ONE YOURS?

>>8491670
>Cole thinks Kanabo was either one of N's pokemon or one of the trainers.
Could someone please get this Greninja to a Center? No, Emerson, don't fine the trainer, this is a textbook assault case.
>A pair of the cops grab a stretcher and cart the Froggo off.
-Unnamed Detective, not using images

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>>8491596
yeah i'll keep contact with you
you sound like a cool guy, maybe sometime we can meet up
>>8491615
well as long as both of you are happy
and it's a good relationship you two have, let's just say you two are friends with benefits
also what pokemon is he?

>>8491761
>Pull Kanabo's registration Y/N?
>The frog is out cold.
>He'll probably wake up in a panic...

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>>8491746
>Kiss the robot.
>Rub hand across plating.
Nothing much I suppose. Managing Catalyst units and making progress on Six.
I really need to get back to work on the- heheh- weed drive. Perhaps making a draco and sparkle drive would be a good investment as well.

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>>8491626
I was asked here by the Escavalier to help him get away from his trainer, whom had killed four of his other team members. The place was a wreck when we got here, and the bodies were visible if you entered from the back. The trainer was engaged in a fight with the Greninja when I got here. I worried for it's safety when the trainer pulled out a gun and had Zoroark intervene.

>>8491784
>Frankie: laugh
>Number saved!
Hell yeah! I'll call you after my current field job, I'm tracking a crazy Malamar that gave my coworker the slip the first time around.
Lunch is on me if we get together, I hope you like Kantonese stir-fry.

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>>8491822
>Y.
>Send a note over to the center to not startle the possibly abused pokemon too much.
>>8491888
>Trips.
>Cole writes it down and believes you completely.
You're free to leave. If I have any other questions we'll be in touch. And, I say this in confidence to you, sir. Please don't let my superior intimidate you into self incrimination.
If that Greninja is yours please head off to the Pokemon Center and check on it.
>Investigation time.

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>>8491784
He's a grovyle.

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>>8491839
>The back plating can't flare anymore - the cording and surface wiring is visible in the gaps between plates
>Unit One leans into Colress's hand, nudging his jaw with his head
SUGGESTION: SPOOP DRIVE?

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>>8491903
sounds great, when ever i get on vacation i'll go there
not that i spend that much money with myself anyway,so i always have lot's saved
>>8491993
okay a grovyle cool, tell him that i hope it all goes well with you two

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>>8491955
Hm... That's not my Greninja, but I may go see how it's doing anyway, if I have the time.
>Time for N to head down to the Pokemon Center

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>Escavalier and Accelgor both hitch a ride on different boats.

>>8491955
>The local registry's data on this Greninja has been purged. S
>Someone had to have gone in and erased it manually, and only a high-ranking member of the police or civil service would have that sort of access.

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>>8492065
>Gentle touches of the internal wiring.
>Scratches for the robo chin.
Spoop drive is a good name. I was thinking Phantasm Drive or something... Wraith Drive?

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>>8492148
>(Image forgot, drink)

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>>8492092
Good day, sir.
>>8492148
Now that's a strange thing. N... Hugo... Thorpe...?
>Notes, notes, notes.
I'll have to go make a few calls.
>Quick look over the scene and then heading down to the Pokemon Center.

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>>8492162
>He shivers, chassis plates fluttering and fans starting up with an audible click
GHAST DRIVE? SHADE DRIVE?

>>8492235
>Lots of blood, a probably-illegal Orrean rifle, and a broken back window in the house.
>There was definitely a struggle here, spanning multiple rooms.

>The Greninja is at the PokeCenter, and will regain consciousness soon...

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>>8492416
>He kisses the robug's cheek while gently fiddling with the wires.
>Liberal applications of chin scratches.
Those are both good. I should find a way to have a single drive that can use every type. Something like the RKS System.
Maybe I'll test that with Six.

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>>8492546
>More note taking.
>Take a seat and wait for the next lead to wake up.

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>>8492584
>The Greninja slowly wakes up.
>And proceeds to immediately freak the hell out, looking for the nearest exit.
>Nurse Joy is caught a little off-guard.

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>>8492657
>Rolling to hopefully pacify.
Hey, hey! No one is here to hurt you!

>>8492682
>His big eyes are glancing around from the nurse to the detective to the window.
>The Greninja settles down, still jumpy but at least not panicked enough to leap through a windowpane or knock over the detective or nurse.
- Greninja, out of images.

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>>8492547
>The fans are working very hard right now, creating a purr like rumble that vibrates throughout his chassis. Unit One allows his head to go slack, falling into Colress's hand
NOT ON UNIT ONE?

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>>8492816
Sorry about yelling, friend. I take it you're froggy enough to give me your story?
>Hand over pen and notepad.
Your recount of the events and... Your trainer? If you will, please.

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>>8492821
>More smooches for the robug.
>Plenty more wire fiddling and scratches as well.
I trust you to test it, Unit One. But I'd rather not have it explode and hurt you.
Do you understand?

>>8492886
>The frogge pats his head for a moment, and fumbles with the pen and pad.
>Pokerface as he tries to scribble down notes through what seems like a possible concussion...
"Head hurts. Landed on?"
"Heard a rumor checked it out"
"Trainer isn't here"
- The Greninja

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>>8493016
Went through quite a scuffle, friend. Why don't you get some rest and we can talk the rest of this over tomorrow?
>Read as: I have to head off to bed because I have to deal with family.
>Take down notes and wave the frog goodbye.

>>8493096
>Kanabo: pass out.
>Kanabo's player: same thing
>Tonight, a reprieve.

(I'm going to have stuff in the morning most likely, probably be on tomorrow afternoon PST, late afternoon/evening EST? )

>>8493160
(Can do, friend. Sleep well.)

(Good night)

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>rattling intensifies

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It's a rainy day today.
How is everyone doing?

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>>8492922
>He has been reduced into a completely lax puddle of rumbly bug, his vocalizer glitching out and offering just an affirmative beep for response
....
>Unit One touches the butt again, albeit with the hesitance of one not sure what they're doing

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>>8495902
I'm awesome! ready to adroitly take on today! Did I mention my trainer gave me a name yesterday?

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Good morning everybody
>>8496267
That's great news, what's your name now?

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>>8496497
Fynx! I thought it was a really exemplary name.

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>>8488052
Gold (YES, GOLD, NOT "ETHAN"), Kris, and RBY Red.

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>>8496573
Huh Fynx, that's a neat name. What level are you now?

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>>8496497
Morning sylvie! Are you ready to win?

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>>8496647
Win what?

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>>8496656
To help frankie win against that malalalalamar.

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>>8496729
I have a bad feeling about it, but I guess. If we die at least I died by your side.

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>>8496736
>>8496729
Lets talk about the Real villains of the world
Those blasted mystery Dots

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>>8496736
It will be fine!
>hugs

>>8496759
Mirrors are worse though!

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>>8496994
>hugs back
If you say so hun
>>8496759
What about them.

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>>8496600
Only level six.... I'm starting to figure out more efficient training methods.

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>>8496994
Thats why we must smash all the mirrors we can find
Prevent them from completing whatever they are plotting
>>8497030
They are Evil must be all destroyed
and Zoro is the only one who can stop them

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hissssss...........
hisssss..........
i am snek

>>8497134
>inb4 vore

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>>8497134
>ready to hide
You ain't around Kalos are you?

Hey I'm here just for a bit before I'm gonna have to get back travelling. Travelling on my own isn't as fun as I thought it would be.
I'm heading up to Olivine! So, uh, if anyone wants to hang out we can hang out when I get there in a few hours.
How is everyone?

>>8497134
>no steps on snek

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>>8497134
chirp.
chirp.

i am burb.

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>>8497166
pls no step
i am gud snek
>>8497146
give cinnamon roll pls
>>8497161
am sinnoh thank

>>8497146
>>8497161
>>8497166
>>8497173
Guys that's a shitposter. Please ignore.

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>>8497173
heelo burb
i am snek

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>>8497030
Yeah! how dangerous could it be compared to the other stuff we have did?

>>8497103
Absolutely!

>>8497163
No one will reply to you because they love the shitposters.

>>8497186
( sorry D: )

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>>8497163
Olivine? Like in Johto? Why are you going there for?

>>8497184
Good. stay in Sinnoh.

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>>8497279
but i am happy gras noodel
pls

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>>8497163
I'm in Sinnoh right now, kiddo.
Life's pretty good. Just checking my email and fixing chow for the team right now.
Decent enough way to kick off retirement. I'll probably try to go hiking later, insomuch as my left leg cooperates.

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>>8497292
no
i comin to boop you

>>8496588
Ethan

>>8497292
>Frankie: stretch, get ready for a long day.
>And open a travel-packet of PokeChow.
Heya, Zorro. Got food for everybody.
Not as good as home cooking, but it's fast and nutritious.

>>8497324
(DOH)
(I meant to reply to >>8497266)
(Damn realistic-style pic threw me.)

>>8497292
Oops, sorry. I'm looking for my brother that ran off. How is Kalos by the way?
>>8497309
Oh wow. Sounds nice!
Do you live in the colder part or not?

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erv one i want to say merr chritmas have happy holday pls

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>>8497314
Nooooooo! Do spell tags work on sneks?

>>8497343
I love it here actually. Nothing interesting happening though. Trying to find a Steelix but it's hard because they live like almost a mile underground.
What did you do to your brother such that he ran away?

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>>8497366

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>>8497343
I'm out by Sunyshore right now, but a trip to Mt. Coronet might be in my future.
Venturing out there's been on my bucket list a while, and I'm going to work through that list before anybody gets to play taps for me.
Besides, I retired to enjoy my remaining limbs in peace, and that means not laying in bed all day.

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>>8497324
>excite for pokechow
I am not picky when it comes to food!

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>>8497379
no only cinamon role
>>8497385
yes thank merr shitscrem for you to

>>8497379
Maybe a trainer would have one?
And I didn't do anything! He got a Gengar and I thought it was super cool and then he started acting weird and ran off.
Mom and dad didn't call the police so I went to look for him instead.
>>8497392
Yeah I understand!! I hear the snow there is really soft and nice.
You should say hello to Regigigas or Dialga and Palkia for me I've always wanted to meet legendaries.

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>>8497441
HA!

>>8497396
>Frankie: nod, have Sensible Chuckle.
Alright. Now, I've got to clue if this thing's got friends together to help.
I do know that it's got no problem aiming to kill, and that it'll laugh off any Psychic attacks.
Hmm. I don't think anyone on the team knows Bug moves. Those would just wreck this punk...