Murderous Games 207 Part II
>>8487803
DAY THREE
Remember to kill anything that moves, statistically it increases your odds of survival and decreases your opponent's.
>>8487876
CORRECTION
This is day three.
>>8487903
I don't bloody care if you are my enemy, the pudding bastard took my last treasure and I want to profit from this game.
>>8487870
...I'm not mad. I'm not.
>Sniffle.
>>8487803
>Adachi lays on the ground, coughing as he feels death drawing ever closer. He looks over at his Freebird brethren and holds his arm out, making a fist with his hand and giving them a thumbs up.
I may have died of cancer on the battlefield, but I know you guys can do this.
>Just moments after saying this, his eyes close and his arm falls to the ground, his body finally overtaken by the cancer.
>>8487903
Oh, my! All of that gold...so utterly beautiful!
>>8487803
GIRLS, CUE THE DRAMATIC MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cphNpqKpKc4
>>8487856
Now I'm going to show EVERYONE why I was champ, and will be a champ again this Sunday at KOMania!
>>8487903
This is my gold, I AM THE PRIZEFIGHTER!
>>8487955
>puts pile of coins on crotch
>>8487939
>Grumbles and links back to a post to both Junkrat and Raven, then includes image.
>Why does my internet hate me so?
>>8487665(Ahri)
Ahri? why having even more weird names?
>sorry for late reply, doing some stuff
>>8487951
Be at peace... Eternal cancerchild
>>8487903
Hey Tracksuit, don't try to kill me, I know I'm a boss and you're a MC but.. Ya'know, we're friends.
>>8487903
Hey!
Why did'ya do that!
>>8487878
If it was the one that replaced the old Neptune then that was Vert..
>>8487949
I-It's ok to be mad at me! And don't worry, I messed up, but I'm still gonna win this for us!
>>8487903
I already drew tons of landscapes like this. Let's go someplace else.
>>8487975
...What on earth are you doing?
>>8487903
ARENA EVENT
Looks like the Freebirds and Despair Hounds are really going at it. Everyone dies in the crossfire.
Merge with my faction...or else.....................................
>Junko Enoshima from the Dangan Ronpa series
>>8487958
S-shut up. Don't mock it or I'll kick you out the damn faction.
>>8488020
I...I know you didn't mean it. I just thought after as long as you've been here you'd know how guns work.
>>8487977
Are you alright? You look like a rabbit caught in lights.
>>8488037
When I get the bloody hell back up I'm going to kick your arse.
>>8487884 (Takeshita)
>Alfred, although disheartened, still picks up the pace and just jumps through the door, falling flat on his face straight after.
Ow, I think I hurt my teeth a little bit...
>Alfred stands up, standing straight and walks towards you, offering his hand.
Good race, though! You put up a good fight, even though I personally think I should have won... Get up! It's time to make this our shelter!
>>8487931 (Soviet)
>Alfred then stops eating, looking down at the pot. There is just about... Some stew left, enough to feed three people.
...So, um... How much did you need in the pot, again? I kind of need to know...
>>8488044
I wasn't mocking it!
Jeez, I was just doing aesthetics.
>>8487903
Just give me the gunpowder. I don't need anything else.
>>8487967
Wrestlin' is a real mans sport, mate. Knock out some teeth for me!
>>8488037
Oh, this is not looking good for my faction. No, not at all.
>>8488037
Haha, you know.. Even if we were on different sides.. I was fun fighting with you Satou.. Lets do it again somet-..
>Kaito takes 9999 damage and fades out.
>>8488037
That was really brutal.
>>8488042
These memes get me everytime
>>8487951
>>8487903
>As Marie's about to inject herself with the vaccine against tuberculosis, fate strikes her and she falls down to the floor next to the man. With a different syringe she tries to inject him with the cure against cancer, but unfortunately enough, she's unable to raise her hand due to the coughing rendering her incapacitated.
I-I tried... I can't say that any of this was scheduled or expected... but I shall raise my fist just like you. May the other dogs in this faction actually strife towards victory... Ugh...
>She clenches her fist up in the air, raising it for a brief moment before her muscles cave in and her arms become heavy.
>>8488037
URRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>headshot
>>8488037
N-NO WAIT WE CAN TALK THIS OUT! WE CAN BE GUYS ABOUT THIS! THINK OF ALL THE PEACE WE CAN HAVE!
>>8488023
>kissu
>>8487978
Is there a problem with my name? You can always call me "Fox" if you want. It's... not the first name I'd choose but it's acceptable.
>It's fine, I understand.
>>8488053
>Ahri takes another deep breath, rising back to her feet and shaking her head.
Now now. You haven't even touched yours...
>She points to his glass. The alcohol hasn't gotten to her yet, but she can feel it creeping up on her.
>>8488037
>After she empties the clip, she keeps trying to fire in vain
Why won't any more shots come out of this thing? Oh forget it, I'll just use Terracot- AHHHH
>>8488044
I saw Hubert and Alvin use them, but... I never really asked them how they worked, haha...
>>8488042
Is that what it takes to get some motivation out of you pansies?
Shoulda done this for you miserable sacks of indifference sooner
>>8488097
...
Thank you, dearie.
>>8488116
you're welcome, friend
>>8487951
Wait a second.
Did Adachi just RP?
>>8488094
Can I become the leader if I win?
I won't let you down!
>>8488116
>grabs by legs
>spins in midair
>smashes into the ground
>>8488074
This isn't exactly a play or something, now is it?
>>8488109
Ugh, you idiot....
>She shifts in place awkwardly, before throwing her arms open.
>>8488037
9 tributes remain.
An astounding 31 tributes were killed.
Dudes: 6 -> 2
Unaffiliated/Other: 8 -> 2
Freebirds: 12 -> 1
DESPAIRHOUND: 6 -> 1
Muricans: 2 -> ELIMINATED
HIVE: 1
Soul Warriors: 1
Tiny Terrors: 2 -> ELIMINATED
Nazarick's: 2 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
NIGHT THREE
>>8488098
Can I call you "zorra"? it means female fox in spanish
>she thinks "oh god, I hope she believes it"
>>8488042
When you suddenly start sucking me off I will join you. Which will never happen.
>>8488073
Me and my child have already eaten so eat as much as you want.
>>8488098
Alright you caught me fair, I'l drink.
>He swiftly downs the rum, so used to the taste it's like water to him and his ilk.
>>8488133
>Is to busy getting riddled with bullets to answer her question
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>>8488023
>Cums inside bag filled with coins
>Pours the cum-covered money all over crotch
You like
>>8488037
>being used as a shield, Agrias soaks up all the rounds.
I should get... some better... arm... or.
>She collapses, blood pooling out
>>8488152
>Muffet places a singular gold coin at its base.
For good luck. I can afford to spare one from that heist.
>>8488140
>Devours your head.
>>8488185
I hate it, dearie. Absolutely hate it.
>>8488073
>She takes your hand and pulls herself back up with a smile.
Thanks. That got a bit intense at the end, didn't it? Let's get to work now!
>She slides the bag off of her back, and unzips it to reveal two sleeping bags, one of them with a giant white stain in the middle.
Here's yours...
>She pulls out another that looks brand new and sets them both down on the floor.
...and here's mine. I've got some food in another side if you're hungry.
>>8488152
Muricans: 2 -> 1***
Skipped some peace.
DAY FIVE
>>8488152
>Junkrat begins choking on the dart and starts hammering his chest, trying to force it out.
Grrrgh! Ack! Ack!
(Well ain't this a fine how-do-you-do?)
>>8488177
I heard a Yah in there, So I think that's a Yes!
>>8488158
Zorra? Interesting. Like that little black and gray pocket creature?
>Ahri considers this more than she should.
>>8488171
>She watches him before calmly taking her glass and then handing the bottle his way.
Is it your turn to pour, or still mine? I've not played this type of game before.
>>8488199
oh
>Aims gun at head and kills self
>>8488145
...
>Beryl sees what you're going for, but declines with a sigh
Thanks... But I'm really not in the mood right now, Rika.
I think I'll just head out here. See you later, and feel free to stop by for some pie or something later.
>>8488152
>Thanks for hosting, Yuno.
If you're legit mad right now I have a message for you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=urcqQC02YbY
>>8488252
Did Junko ask you to post this?
>>8488220
>>8488231
>he looks over to see her readying to kill herself
NO DON'T DO IT! WE GOTTA WIN DAMMIT!
>>8488252
No one is really mad at this, right?
>>8488251
yeh
>>8488220
Skipped some peace.
DAY SIX
>>8488248
>Muffet calmly wipes the blood droplets off her face.
I'm certainly glad I don't have to deal with that anymore. Ahuhuhu~...
>>8488252
I play that in my head very often. I am never really mad at all comrade. Anyway how are you Sunset? Is your evening going very well?
G'day cunts, how the fuck are ya?
>>8488252
Ok this rivals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPKQwfIe5YQ
For being my go to "I need to laugh" video.
>>8488260
No, the rampant assdamage happening with the in circle of HG did t b h
>>8488283
Friendslists are dwindling by the second.
>>8488252
>mfw this is me giving a fuck about the winner.
>>8488242
Don't know what that is, but yes
>>8488242
Still yours. You are the one being challenged after all.
>>8488164
>Alfred takes this as incentive to eat as much as he pleases, this amount basically being the whole pot.
...Thank you! It was actually really good, and I'd eat some more if I could, but I don't want to make you go through the trouble of making more!
>>8488219
It did, but events like that are a common occurrence around me! Still, it was really fun!
>Alfred looks kind of disgusted at the stain, but he shrugs it off since he can just wash it off later... If he can, that is. He smiles.
Hungry? No, no, I'm totally fine! I'm not hungry, I already have some food on me. I'd be willing to share some, but here's a more serious question.
>Alfred drops the smile, looking around the shelter.
Do we have any water? That's something we need around here if we want to get comfortable.
>>8488314
Well that's a damn shame.
>>8488283
God I hope not. That'd just be stupid.
That'd be like threatening to kill someone over a game of UNO.
>I've played games of UNO that devolved into threats of killing other people.
>No one was drunk at the time.
Maybe that's not the proper analogy to use.
>>8488314
Thank you for reminding me why I left.
Jesus, guys.
>>8488283
Of course I'm mad, I didn't even blow anything up? What's the point of this all?
>>8488304
Feelin' fine and dandy mate!
>>8488290
C'mon c'mon c'mon, I hate waiting!
>>8488314
Still stroking Maria's lesbian ego?
>>8488283
>>8488252
I really, really hope not.
>>8488290
6 tributes remain.
NIGHT SIX
IT ALL ENDS NEXT SLIDE, CHANNEL YOUR RIGS FOR YOUR FACTION NOW
>>8488340
Have you taken your insulin today?
>>8488340
o-oh...
bye
>>8488341
Bloody tops mate. Just bloody tops.
>>8488304
Feeling wonderful.
And it's only about to get better.
>>8488340
No! We miss you! Please stay!
>>8488334
Oh well, people will calm down.
>>8488341
I'm sure you can blow stuff outside of the Arena, Mister.
>>8488368
I hope not too.
also none of us even won on both sides now.
>>8488368
FREEKEKS AND WARKEKS ON KEKWATCH
>>8488368
Ah, so how the tables have turned! You tried your hardest, dearie. But, it was not enough! Ahuhuhu~!
>>8488376
You know it cobber!
>>8488390
That's true. There's always just somethin' out there waiting to be blown up.
>>8488368
Rooting Pepper.
>>8488398
AFTER ALL THEY BOTH OF THEM WERE KEKED KEK
>>8488368
HIVE vs MURICANS vs DUDES vs PEPPER
ITS
OVER
>>8488327
It's fine. My troubles aren't as bad as you say as it happens. I'm very happy that you enjoy it, and I am trying to make my cooking for my future wife and my growing kid.
>>8488413
>nobody wins
POTTERY
>>8488408
*Dr. Pepper
>>8488368
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A4CofbOiKj0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A4CofbOiKj0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A4CofbOiKj0
SHIT
SHIT
FUCK
SHIT
>>8488322
Then sure, I guess...
>She shrugs.
>>8488323
>With a nod, she carefully takes the glass and bottle again, starting to pour out the drink once more.
I've never had this before... What did you say it was again?
>She pauses, quickly lifting the bottle as she nearly overflows her own glass.
OH! That.. that was close...
>Ahri blinks as the rum begins to work it's magic on someone who isn't used to drinking it.
>>8488413
lol
>>8488374
I have to, Anon.
Or else I might die.
That's how type 1 works.
>>8488381
>>8488375
Relax, I'm not leaving right now.
I did leave for a while, though.
>>8488406
That's the spirit!
>>8488413
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting!
>>8488413
Noo!
I was so close to becoming a dude bro!
>>8488413
>Junkrat offers a flower to the anthropomorphic animal.
Hey beautiful, you mind sharin' some of those points with yours truly?
>>8488408
Thank you
>>8488413
...Hahahahahahaha!
>>8488432
I'll never forget the flutejob you gave me.
>>8488413
CONGRATULATIONS... Pepper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlotdBbCSwU
>>8488334
Kek, I had my classmates fighting over paper rock scissors game when I was middle schooler. No kidding.
>>8488413
So close, yet...so very far...ahuhuhu~...
>>8488327
Yeah, just give me a second...
>She digs around in one of the backpack's pockets before pulling out a couple of bottled waters.
This should be enough until we move out, and I've got one or two more inside. I doubt that we'll find anything in this building, but I'm pretty sure we passed a freshwater spring during our little race, so if we ever run out that can be our last resort.
>>8488413
NO
WE
ALMOST
HAD
IT
>>8488413
HAHA GET FUCKED, EVERYONE.
>>8488368
IS THIS BLOODY BASTARD FOR REAL!? DYING TO COYOTES?!
>>8488450
Whoever entered pepper pls tell me you're still here.
Point distribution in a sec.
Does anyone have that SSB pic?
>>8488450
Congrats whoever you are, and thanks for hosting
>>8488450
Ugh..congrats I guess. Thanks for doin' this thing.
>>8488450
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
LITERAL WHO?!
Jesus christ how did it come to this?
>>8488413
>Wew
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>8488475
Yeah...just guys bein' dudes...
>>8488450
My sides are obliterated.
Congratulations Pepper. That was incredible.
Thanks for the game Yuno, you're fucking great
>>8488480
Nice 'punch my stupid face' face
>>8488450
FIRE UP THE GULAGS! I HAVE A NEW TARGET! REMOVE ALL FUR!
>>8488474
Thanks for hosting comrade.
>>8488450
I'm not even mad! Thanks for the show.
>>8488251
That was mostly for me...could really go for one...sorry, Beryl. Have a good one.
>>8488450
Congratulations, miss.
And thank you for the match, host.
>>8488474
i'm still here, duh! always lurking, because rats do that kind of things
>>8488495
REMOVE
KE-
I MEAN
FUR
>>8488489
That's a cute Teto
>>8488450
Well, congratulations, dearie.
>>8488474
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>8488474
Yeah, cheers for the game mate. Congratulations to good-lookin' over there.
>>8488493
Come now mate, it ain't in a dude to be a sad sack. Ya gotta look on the bright side of life.
>>8488448
I don't recall that at all.
Was this... in the other place?
>>8488450
Pfftsh.
>>8488441
In time, sweetie.
>Ahri offers a warm smile.
You'll make it, I'm sure of it!
>>8488474
Thank you for hosting, and Congratulations to the winner!
>>8488495
>Ahri eyes him warily.
>>8488512
If it has more than 5% fur on body, we kill them and remove them.
>>8488506
How do you want to use your victory?
You can either give your points to an existing faction or start your own.
>>8488413
Aw... Well, at least 'Murica placed fourth, and hermosa placed second! Congratulations, and thanks for hosting!
>>8488416
I'm telling you, keep making cooking like this and your wife will be a happy woman! You should give me some samples so I can try some if you want critique! How does that sound?
>>8488461
>The smile's back up in full force, Alfred taking one and taking a small sip of it. He's kind of thirsty.
Sweet! This will be enough for us for the next few days, maybe even a week! I'm hoping the both of us can get back to civilisation soon, but we can wait, right?
>Alfred looks outside.
Hey, do you have the time? I don't know if my watch is accurate at all.
>I called it.
Das right bitches. Thanks for the game.
>>8488527
>Does THIS answer your question?
>>8488531
NOT YOU! I AM NOT THAT STUPID!
>>8488517
Teto is almost always cute.
>>8488474
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8488550
>Oh. Right.
>Mikiboy.
https://pastebin.com/ZtK0xWUY
I need to list 100 avafags, help name as many as possible I missed.
>>8488537
Yes!
Kill n' Remove fur!
Wait...
But i have alotta hair..
>>8488571
THE NEW LOVE LIVE....
LOOKIN GREAT
>>8488537
>it's over 10% to be considered slightly furry.
>>8488495
>Remove all fur
Are you saying you wish to remove me? Remove yourself.
>>8488525
The bright side? What bright side!? We lost!
>>8488579
>Sweet peach mikicinammonbuntaka
>>8488585
https://68.media.tumblr.com/ea345289f7ab4fae4557913854789fd6/tumblr_onmx0te35a1w8z45xo1_540.png
>>8488583
>https://pastebin.com/ZtK0xWUY
Yuno
>>8488587
Still better than the entire S1
>>8488551
Good. I would hate to be attacked in such a manner... I'd have no where to go then...
>She pouts, her tails swishing behind her.
>>8488630
Love Live is cancer but that puppet show was keks.
>>8488583
Clawdia
>>8488474
It's nice how each factions follow each others in the placements.
Guess hope vs despair really was too much of a cliche story, even for these generic games.
Hehe, I can't wait for the future games.
>>8488583
Vert
Maria
Yuubari
>>8488583
>100 avafags
We don't even have that many, Jesus.
>>8488474
1 point to Great Tomb of Nazarick for being first eliminated.
1 point to Freebirds for most kills.
3 points to Pepper, however she decides to use them.
>Pins on stars cost 3 points
>Eggman-kun pins cost 2 points
>Claimed pins must be adjacentish
>>8488602
Yeah ya might've lost this one, but you're still a dude ain't ya? Ain't no amount of losses gonna take that away from you.
If you're still feelin' down though, you could always blow something up! Always puts me back in the right mood!
>Junkrat begins laughing maniacally, tilting his head back and projecting his voice as far as it can go.
>>8488540
Perfect comrade. I will do some food ready for you and I hope you will have a great time with that.
>>8488585
That doesn't count. You are safe
>>8488588
Ok then, that will work. Now to report it to my superiors.
>>8488595
Not like you will get influenced, you aren't even here at all.
>>8488632
Don't worry, I am not a heartless man
>>8488506
How big are your tits?
>>8488540
Yeah, I wasn't exactly expecting to be out here as long as we have been. I think we'll be fine living on what we've got, just like you said.
>She pulls out her phone to check the time.
Looking like...10:25 PM. Good thing I don't need cell service for a cock, right ?
>>8488583
>Martin, my dude
>>8488583
Ichigo
Ahri
Lana
Baron
>>8488583
Reimu
>>8488692
>T-That, uh, that should be clock, not cock...
>>8488583
What's even the point?
>>8488583
>Here
>>8488699
Who's Lana?
>>8488682
That... you have a point there.
>>8488672
On behalf of Nazarick we would like to take back that pin the freebirds took the other day. That one star pin looks so lonely, let's bring back it's company.
>>8488709
taking pointers from Eila I see
>>8488709
>cock
Nice.
>>8488583
You can put me in if you want.
>>8488729
>Eila has a stub, not a cock
>>8488692
>Good thing I don't need cell service for a cock, right ?
>>8488720
Newfag from /vp/
>>8488672
Take a pin from the Hopeless Puppies.
Thank you very much.
>>8488720
Acerola. The newfag.
>>8488726
Remove yourself from this plane of existence, Parsee.
And play OJ while you're at it, faggo.
>>8488682
What about Ahri?
We should change the name..
Remove Peper!
>>8488583
uhhh
Me? I dunno.
>>8488720
Just a visitor really
>>8488763
>Parsee
Fucking nasty.
>>8488740
I got something I can put in you instead baby
>>8488677
>Ahri jumps at the sudden cackle, looking rather startled.
My word. Are you alright? ... I didn't know humans could hit a pitch like that...
>>8488682
Good, I'm glad.
>>8488724
So, you should just go back to being inactive again. Already have a free pass set up.
>>8488764
NYET! She isn't furry enough. She gets a pass.
>>8488583
Mion Shion Jesus Kuga Archer Meduse Gumball Scorpion Taurus Chen
Didn't double check with the list, may have repeats
>>8488539
>>8488726
I guess I should use them to eliminate them, if the anon wants it, ann gets it!
>>8488684
They are perfectly big
>>8488682
Thank goodness! Man, I bet no one would have expected a friendship like this between an American and a Russian! If it doesn't show how influential I am, I don't know what will!
>>8488692
>>8488709
I hope you don't mind waiting for a while, then. Good thing I don't bother you, or else it'd be a long few days!
>Alfred laughs at the girl's spoonerism, looking at the window in wonder.
Don't worry, it's okay to mess up every once in a while. Anyway, I'm guess that means you're tired? What do you say we close up shop and go to bed if you're up for it?
>>8488583
Froze
>>8488802
WE'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG
JUST LEAVE US IN PEACE
>>8488802
TINY TERRORS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>8488758
>>8488727
get fuckt seff
>teeheehee
>>8488791
I will come back one day. Expect a fight to break out. It /will/ happen.
This is autistic as fuck
>>8488802
FUCKING DO IT
PLEASE
>>8488826
Ichigo! <3
>>8488781
Ears and tails are all fine, but anymore is worrying. So it will be a case by case.
>>8488807
Yes, very unexpected. Not like this has happened already
>>8488583
>Red
>>8488802
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PEPPER IS
B
A
S
E
D
>>8488835
Yo. What's up?
>>8488802
WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS!
>>8488801
Hoshi
Nonon
Guts
Youmu
Littlefinger
Adachi
Rance
Rika
Weiss
Dio
Izaya
Mokou
Ta
Baron
Agrias
Alice
Deadpool
Junko
Soviet
The Emperor
And hundreds more I can't remember atm
>>8488727
>>8488672
This is exactly what we'll do. They've poked the nest, now they must pay the price.
>All this salt
>>8488802
Strike us down, and we will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
And seriously, why the hell? It's been me against everyone, cut me some slack.
>>8488867
Avafags not avas.
>>8488825
I only did as instructed, sorry about your pin, hound.
>>8488812
who's even playing her??
>>8488583
>>8488778
You can donate to the club funds if you wish!
>>8488818
I concur. Strip the enemy of their territory and leave them with nothing. A tactic that even I find... great.
>>8488865
You deserve better than them.
>>8488874
>guys look how different I am!!
(You)
>>8488816
I'm sorry...?
>>8488818
>>8488832
>>8488843
>>8488865
>>8488880
is just a faction, is really that important?
>>8488836
It hasn't? Well, at least I'm one of them, right? It's amazing how we put aside our differences just to be friends.
>>8488888
Beautiful!
>>8488906
Luci I guess.
>>8488888
Holy heck!
>>8488894
Youre alright Kaito. Don't worry about it.
>>8488906
Tejina-senpai will suffice well enough.
>>8488907
Screw you too, lady.
>>8488914
AS THE LEADER, IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.
>>8488914
YES
SWEET BABY JESUS YES IT IS PLEASE DO IT
>>8488888
Oh, well my mistake got you that get. So it works out. not sure how many I listed are one person.
>>8488913
Much obliged, anon.
>>8488914
Please just take Tiny Terrors out.
>>8488807
Haha, y-yeah sometimes that stuff can slip out of me. No pun intended.
>She gives off an awkward laugh, then puts her water back into the backpack.
I'm just making things worse for myself, aren't I? I think you're right, I should probably just go to sleep. If it's alright with you, of course. You're the hero, after all.
>>8488897
(Only myself. I don't play other avas atm. I'm new.)
>tfw missed another game
>My timing is terrible and my schedule is a bitch.
>>8488583
Do I count?
So... I've been thinking about the faction thing, and I've decided that either Warhound or the Freebirds are the best options.
Which should I join?
>>8488965
Freebirds desu.
>>8488944
Those incompetent sacks of crap couldn't teach me a thing to save their life.
>>8488906
Rubick
>>8488914
I say obliterate them. They deserve it, considering they can't even win a proper battle with their resources.
Pathetic.
>>8488965
Dudes being bros!
>>8488781
Woah woah woah, never mind me, what's going on with all that fluff behind ya? You got some kinda crazy fox kink?
>>8488965
Freebirds
>>8488974
How about manners? Ever learn manners?
>>8488957
oh, ok, hope you enjoy yourself here!
>>8488919
True... Anyway, is Natalya doing?
>>8488965
Warhounds! JOIN US AND KILL!
>>8488931
I know that you are a total asshole so..
>>8488941
>>8488944
>>8488955
and 2 of them got dubs , sooooo, TAKE THEM OUT!
>>8488727
DONE
>>8488758
DONE
TINY TERRORS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>8488992
Manners aren't important.
>>8488983
Haven't you heard of grit? Raw resources aren't everything.
>>8488965
Neither, they're cannibalizing each other. Be smart. Pick one of the smaller, but still formidable factions.
What is this thing about factions?
>>8489008
P E P P E R
>>8488869
Where were up until now?! You can't leave a tutorial boss to try and take out this many players..
>>8488928
Just work on wiping out your side of the map and we'll work on ours, once that's done though..
>>8488989
>Ahri turns and looks back to her tails, then back to the man.
I am a fox... They're my tails.
>She scoops a couple up and holds them before her, they seem to wave 'hello' to him.
>>8488965
The Americans. We are just waiting for the big idiots to kill each other and we win because they have been weakened
>>8489015
I wouldn't worry about it. Want to go collect firewood in the forest?
I want to fuck Souda's ass.
>>8488956
It's okay, it's water under the bridge now! If you don't learn from your mistakes, you're doing something wrong!
>Alfred looks at the girl, a smile on his face like always. He motions to the beds.
Of course it's okay with me, we've been walk for, like, three hours, maybe even more. The hero votes that you get some sleep! What do you think, miss...?
>>8488997
Natalya... SHOULD be doing fine. I haven't seen her in a long while since I go to sleep relatively early now. I seriously hope she's okay. Then again, she might be mad I was gone for such a long time... Hm...
Well, I never even go to participate in a game with these guys.
Meh.
So it goes.
>>8488906
Accelerator
>>8488583
Mokou
Kaguya
>>8488994
(Thank you!)
>>8488906
What is this for?
>>8489041
Uh… Sure?
>>8488727
That's not a nice way to repay one of the very, very few guys that bought your journal.
But it's alright, I understand you're just being manipulated by these hoes and their slutty attributes.
>>8488825
Don't claim victory too quickly, or it'll come biting your ass sooner than later.
>>8489008
In the end, we haven't advanced nor regressed.
This is going to take a long while before this map is covered by nothing but blue pins and freedom.
>>8489047
Can I have your avas?
>>8488957
>more new people
>is getting better every day!
>>8489006
I'm an asshole to people that don't deserve respect. Like you, apparently.
Even when I don't lash out at people and piss them off, this is what I get.
>>8489047
WE'RE NOT OUT OF THE RUNNING YET, LADY! This just means we have to claw ourselves in to a foothold again.
>>8489062
You fool! He's obviously a skinwalker!
>>8489042
No you don't.
>>8488583
Penguin
>>8489091
Yes I do.
who saved the games?
>>8489088
W-WHAT?! YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
>>8489044
When you see her tell her I said hi, and I have a small gift for her if you want to deliver it.
>>8489106
No one.
>>8489026
Of course I can. Even the battle maids are capable of protecting entire floors from hundreds of enemies. If you can't handle a few then you've still got a lot of training to do.
>>8489063
Lord Ainz isn't a hoe or a slut. He's the one who gave the machine his orders.
>>8489102
Zombina?
>>8489107
Yes! As an avid hunter of them, I am posative!
>>8489106
Junko ofc
>>8489083
Everyone reserves respect! even me, so deal with it!
>>8489125
Zombina is a girl she can't fuck your ass.
>>8489131
THEN HELP ME OUT WITH THAT FREAKING WEIRDO, YOU DOLT!
>>8489063
I'm gonna do everything it takes to get you to face me down mano y mano. Then you'll see who the real reigning champ is
>>8489044
Well, it's not like I'm going to complain about getting *more* sleep! Good night, Alfred - let's hope we can find our way back to civilization tomorrow.
>Takeshita begins to tuck herself into her sleeping bag as she starts mumbling to herself.
Oh, she's going to be so mad once she figures out I'm not home...
>>8489133
Where did you learn to spell and type?
>>8489036
I'll tell ya what lady, I don't think I've ever seen anything like this before. It's a bit freaky, and I love it!
>Junkrat waves back to the tails, a large grin stretching out across his face.
This place is lookin' better and better.
>>8489079
I want to fuck Rawberry's ass raw.
>>8489143
Who are you?
>>8489133
Why the FUCK should I give any respect to someone that never gave me any in the first place AND wen out of their way to spite me?
>>8489083
Your faction dead. Give up.
Is there a list of games?
>>8489169
But anon.
It's raw! FUCKING RAW!
>>8489106
Yuno, Mokou, Seth and Asgore
>>8489106
Everyone. We all contributed to the cause! Cept for (you)kine. He just bitched n took credit.
>>8489175
Let's just say I'm a midfag.
>>8489079
Thanks.
>Rawberry
(Oh wow I didn't notice. Sorry senpai)
>>8488971
>>8488991
>>8489004
Freebirds seems more vocal. Let me think about it.
>>8488986
Aren't you a girl?
>>8489037
But you're Russian.
And I'm not American.
>actually I am, but Merak is Japanese or something like that.
>>8489148
Can't. I'm waiting for my shipment of white ash packed silver buckshot... Hunting spoops is spensive, yo!
>>8489198
Ocelot?
Rin?
Kamina?
>>8489184
I never give up. Ever.
>>8489217
Mokou?
>>8489063
I was doing as Ainz instructed me to do, besides, one single pin shouldn't matter to such a big faction.. Right? Plus my newspaper article was well written and factual!
>>8489123
Well technically I took out my enemy with me, but I understand. I'll ask Ainz for more training. Though that might not effect anything..
>>8489167
You haven't? I've never met a man as interesting as you... Did you know your hair is on fire?
>She giggles.
It's a pretty nice place, that's for sure. All kinds of interesting people show up.
>The kitsune places her chin in her palm, keeping her eyes on him.
>>8489217
I'm not going to give you my name.
>>8489079
>>8489199
>we /deepseaprisoner/ now?
>>8489216
T-Then… Do I have to confront it by myself?
Geez…
>>8489183
Sorry, I just wanted to make anon's wish true
>>8489187
Unironically this
>>8489206
Freebirds are the bandwagon faction.
We've got countless wins and even destroyed another faction earlier today.
If you enjoy victory, join us.
>>8489072
>I've been meaning to get rid of Gamagoori for a while now.
>You can have hiiim.
>>8489083
What made you think you had a chance in the first place?
>Nonon, in a shocking twist, reveals she was part of the Hounds of Despair the WHOLE time.
Hail to the queen, baby.
>>8489206
Yes!
I just like this team..
>>8489206
But we have democracy, and shitty capitalism... Still we are a good team. We will win in the future!
>>8489117
Of course I will! I'm very sure she misses you, but it HAS been a while since I've seen her.
Yeah? What's the gift, dude? Feel free to give it to me so I can pass it to her!
>>8489156
Good night to you as well, miss.. Takeshita? I might have meet you before, but I'm unsure... Looks to me I'm getting old! Trust me, we'll be able to get there with hard work and determination! Good night.
>Alfred just stays up and looks out the window, thinking about how to get back to somewhere safe. He's going to stay up and keep watch just in case someone comes out and sneak attacks the both of them.
...Man, this'll be tough...
I SUMMON ______________
>>8489220
You gave up when the shrine maiden bullied you once.
Freebirds, withdraw from the games immediately.............or else............
>Junko Enoshima
>>8489228
>>8489237
That one?
Uh...Kano?
I remember when people said I saved the games.
Good times.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>8489276
No
>>8489220
Pffft... this is absolutely hilarious.
>>8489243
Lock your doors, and trust no one! Find some silver to use as a weapon. White ash from a fire works too.
I'm glad there are guys like Seth around.
How often is it that you get a motivated and competent opponent around here?
>>8489169
My ass is only for macarona, or any female similiar to her ~
>>8489199
>I use her rarely, is not your fault
>>8489242
(Nice. Do we have Wadanohara avas here?)
>>8489308
Fine.
>>8489247
They are now no longer in the game. You did the right thing.
>>8489185
There's this
Post ava wallpapers and tell each other who their cutest characters is
>>8489235
>Junkrat looks up at the top of his head and pinches a strand of hair, smothering the flame.
Ah don't worry about that, there isn't a moment where I'm not on fire! You ever get any...robot lookin' fellas coming around here?
>>8489247
They don't like me. Genius. Of COURSE they'd do it just to spite me, nevermind any of the other people in the group.
>>8489250
And you think that I care you're not part of us? I did well when I was just by myself, what makes you think that this is anything more than a setback?
>>8489275
I feigned defeat and retreated to a better position with a better machine. After that I focused on improving my tanks and honing my skills.
So nah. I never give up.
>>8489293
And I'll kick your pretentious ass, too. Shove that goddamn tiara so far up your ass you'll be coughing up gold.
>>8489327
>We've had the girl herself, the seagull, and the shrimp/lobster/whatever she was. Maybe one other.
>But they don't get used any more.
>>8489337
>NOD
fuck you for reminding me he existed
>>8489342
All of them
>>8489337
>Fyxe and Augmented games that high
>Board games and murderous games that low
shit list
>>8489342
>>8489337
add CHANGED tier
How does a 24 sound? Give me 24.
>>8489349
Same
>>8489332
>no longer in the game
>implications
>>8489327
>For a bit.
>We had a Lord prosciutto, lobco, memoca, sal, mikotsu in my recent memory.
>>8489368
Kurumi
>>8489342
>>8489368
Reigen Arataka
>>8489316
Plus, his loud mouth makes him easy to find on the battlefield.
>btw, judging by the lack of acucksuki, I take it they fell?
>>8489368
Nagisa Kaworu
>>8489368
Ushiwakamaru
>>8489357
Even if its made by a furfag, its a good code senpai
>>8489368
Penguin
>>8489368
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8489342
>>8489355
Soda
>>8489359
Alfred
>>8489378
Ophis, Ruby a second.
>>8489368
Plague Knight
>>8489368
Cinnamon Roll
>>8489368
Gabriel
>>8489344
Robot men? I don't believe so.
>Ahri turns her hand, scratching at her chin as she looks up in thought.
I certainly haven't met any men who are constantly on fire either. Why do you ask?
>>8489342
Already know people are gonna Say Elise, but let's try anyway.
>>8489368
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8489367
>puts it below F
>>8489368
Kaito
>>8489368
Ophis
>>8489388
Of course. You doubted our strength?
>>8489368
Alfred Jones
>>8489368
Ronaldo
>>8489368
Ruby Gloom
>>8489368
Rokurou Rangetsu
>>8489348
Mmm, more about the fact that your little group got nuked outta the games.
But, eh.
As Auntie Ragyo would say..
La vie est drole!~
>>8489357
>Implying the Augmented Games weren't rad as shit
>Le hating Aali for being oc scum maymay
>>8489342
>>8489368
Cute Puppet
>>8489368
Yukine
>>8489407
*dies*
>>8489368
Elise
(Probably bait but who cares)
>>8489348
Hahahahahahahaha!! Yes, yes... oh my lord, you're one fine jester. Such a she that your reasons for fighting and everything else, is just pathetic.
>>8489368
Syria
>>8489368
Pepper.
swap if needed
>>8489368
Soldier
>>8489368
Suz
>>8489388
Killed em
Killed the shit out of em.
>>8489368
Mass Murderer Chie
>>8489368
Lum!
>>8489368
Junpei Iori
I can't help but feel like this is bait
>>8489425
Pig nose pls.
>>8489402
>>8489368
>>8489368
Maria and Harusame
>>8489248
Well, it's certainly true that you guys have a better track record.
Besides, someone seems to have something against the Freebirds today.
>>8489251
But how did you manage to even get in?
>>8489255
Capitalism gets me my vidya, but does it guarantee victory?
>>8489406
Narancia
>>8489461
I...
Uhh...
Become their mascot!
>>8489451
>>8489322
(Ah, okay.)
>tfw considered to use Macarona before
>>8489348
>>8489374
(I see. Too bad I've never seen them.)
>>8489342
>posts my ava wallpaper
>>8489406
Narancia cutest Jojo girl!
>Nonon
>image limit
Dank.
>>8489495
;_;
>>8489495
>it's still march 31
>>8489495
Aw heck!
I've been riddled.
>>8489495
You're a minute early.
>Parsee
>>8489495
SON OF A BITCH
>>8489495
57 minutes left to begin you asshole
>>8489495
Oh wow, it's just like... Everyday.
0/10
>>8489355
>>8489359
>>8489378
>>8489400
>>8489406
>>8489424
>>8489481
You're literally the most ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. Every time I see you submit this abomination of a avatar, I want to pluck out my fingernails from my finger tips just to liquidate the anger I see whenever you post your autistic fucking touhou head.
I thought the 2who circlejerk was already fucking cancerous enough with the deviant art tier copy and paste characters, but then you come along as post this shit. This shit is literally the embodiment of cancer thats a sore in my eye every time you fucking post it. Its literally the most fucking stupid thing that has happened in a long time in these threads. I'd rather take more furries and MLP shit than seeing this fucking abomination posted everyday.
Kill yourself
>>8489495
Not really, I called it
>besides, it's still 11 PM in the correct part of the world :^)
-Junpei
>>8489511
>hugs the Parsee
>>8489404
It's good to stay supplied, and blowing up some bots is the best way to get resources! They're also an unruly lot, so gettin' rid of a couple of them here and there is doin' the world some favour.
>Junkrat
>>8489515
Yes, I believe so. As for me, threats are absolutely pointless.
>>8489560
That is a copypasta dumpass.
Ha, I love you HG.
Don't change a single thing.
>>8489514
Goodnight.
>>8489560
Because it's a copypasta you fucking autist.
new thread when
>>8489560
Then how else does a girl become the mascot of a group of men?
Unless you mean a cheerleader, in which case, you probably wouldn't be participating in the games.
>Merak