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Alfred gets another hamburger, probably. That's really it.
The faggot update.
New shitposting material.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkPJ6gzsmsI
>>8486661
I'll make you EAT THOSE WORDS!
Bring. It. ON.
>>8486649
Capra is going to win again.
>>8486693
How am I not #1
I am the greatest cancer poster
no one else
fuck you all
>>8486642(Ahri)
Kitsu-what?
>apparently she doesn't know what a kitsune is
and how do you pronounce it?
>>8486646
B-but Anooonnn, I don't wanna...
>>8486597
And hello to you.
>>8486591
Christ, it's like the Augmented Games got drunk, and had a mentally retarded baby with Risk.
>>8486621
That all depends on what your goal is.
People focus on the Warhounds and Freebirds, meanwhile the American faction is building up strength quietly as the larger two destroy each other.>>8486642
It is made out of rye bread.
>>8486664
Really? This the best you can do? Because I know that Russia and the filthy roaches are enemies. Those same roaches shot down one of our jets
>>8486610
Sorrow is what I'm here for, pally. I've been sitting on my laurels for waaaaaay toooooooo long. now it's time for me to be the villain I'm meant to be. You can join us, get out of the way or get slaughtered. Your choice.
...
Alright, so either my rival wins fucking AGAIN, or a furfag does.
...God help me.
>>8486693
He did it, lol. That's awesome.
>>8486699
Nay to you.
>>8486693
>not even on the list
shit list goyim
>>8486693
lol where is hoshi?
>junkodog
>>8486693
What song is this again?
>>8486693
>I didn't make the list
And I tried so hard
What the fuck
>>8486642
I-it's fine.
I can tell you if you are interested. I think you are someone who I can trust.
>>8486717
>Ahri smiles again, settling herself down next to the girl.
Kit-Sue-Nay.
Or Nee for the last syllable. I'm not picky.
I'm a nine tailed Fox.
>>8486727
Rye bread? How strong is this stuff? How drunk am I going to get?
>She leans over, keeping eye contact as she takes a long drink.
...
>>8486720
True, having a faction sounds boring
>>8486664 (Alfred)
>Takeshita smiles, then dashes ahead, turning her head back to call out to you.
Last one there gets the bag with the really weird stain that I have no idea where it came from!
>>8486752
And you got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
>>8486771
Good Job.
>>8486771
Called it.
>>8486771
lol
>>8486771
lmao.
....
>>8486771
lmfao
>>8486805
And thanks for hosting.
i am so fucking mad right now
>>8486805
Goat is dead.
>>8486805
Congratulations Len!
Thank you very much for hosting Smol!
>>8486610
(So sorry I missed this.)
My will is like Iron... Much like Iron, if you know what you're doing...
>She trails off with a smirk.
>>8486764
Only if you wish. I don't hand out secrets. If I did, no one would come back to me.
>>8486824
Thanks for the game mate. And thanks for hosting.
>>8486693
9. Not bad. Good job on your honesty anon. Appreciate it.
>>8486768
It is very hard to get drunk of that because there is little bit of alcohol, but you can still try to get shitfaced.
>>8486824
Why are you so mad?
>>8486824
I can't believe two buff furries got the most kills.
>>8486824
Thanks for hosting dude
>>8486824
Gg. Thank4gaem.
>>8486727
I have a lot more pictures, but to save me from the horrible mental scars, I'll just not show them. Hey, what do you say we just call a truce? I have a lot more insults, but I can't hate you.
>>8486777
Oh, HELL NO--
>Alfred books it towards you, looking horrified at the prospect of having to sleep in a bag like that.
H-Hey, can we come to a compromise?! I'm not good at running too much, so this is unfair!
>>8486824
...Thanks for hosting?
Make sure to put Guys Being Dudes as your faction thing. You get one free kiss from Ringabel if you do it.
Oh yeah and thanks for hosting Aaagore or whoever you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF-bW9QctG4
>>8486805
>>8486824
:^)
>>8486784
>>8486834
c :
>>8486870
What about Grimes? Can I get a kiss from Grimes?
>>8486693
>update
>adds some people who don't even come here anymore
Somethin's fucky
>adds Lenny
Ok now I know this list a shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DUqjNMZ60
>>8486821
>>8486834
>>8486837
>>8486848
>>8486858
>>8486869
>>8486870
Thanks, I'll put you all in my suicide note.
>>8486844
Len/Chaos/Capra has been my rival for months, stemming from neo-/b/. This is the second time he's won within THREE games.
>>8486768
But foxes are not humans with cosplay
>>8486731
I will do neither, schoolclad shedevil. In fact my resolution is to show thee the error of your ways and by force if needs be.
It seems that the only way I shall keep the peace is to win one of the guardian's battles and propose a new faction, fit to safeguard all that is good natured.
As long as I live, this world will never give into despair, Junko Enoshima!
>>8486844
How much would I have to drink to get drunk?
>She looks a little uncertain about having too much more, but still takes another drink.
>>8486824
Thank you host... But why are you so mad?
>>8486601
Each time you take one of my boys down, the stronger the crew gets.
That's called comradeship, a concept you hopeless idiots are unable to comprehend or use effectively.
If you honestly think a 1v1 situation with me will favor you in any ways, then boy you're already a corpse riddled of bullets in a no man's land.
I carry on the burden of my companions, each time one fall I buckle up and double my efforts.
Push a little too far, and see what happens.
>>8486611
Hope ? Don't fucking make me laugh.
Keep that childish concept of good vs evil for your own shitty series please.
This isn't about nice guys vs bad guys here.
This is simply about a man who's going to turn a bitch into his own.
>>8486824
Take a snickers, you're angry when you're hungry.
>>8486886
It says in HG history, not 2017.
>>8486885
If that's what you want, but I can't imagine why someone would want to kiss that guy. He's slimy.
Faction game in 5 minutes.
>>8486869
Me too, you have always been a nice guy to even though I am supposed to be your greatest threat. You might even defend me if things get very bad for me
>>8486888
>communist laughter ensues
>>8486898
That giant glass is not enough, I will tell you that.
>>8486916
Thanks sis~
>>8486621
If you don't join Freebirds I'm raping you.
>>8486721
I....
Uhh...
Wanna win..
>>8486894
We'll see, Mr. Fancy. Time will tell.
>>8486902
Keep talking. We'll see what you say through a mouth of broken teeth. Talk is cheap, Seffer. You gotta act... So bring it.
>>8486898
See:
>>8486888
>>8486902
I would if the fuCKING VENDING MACHINE WASN'T BUSTED FOR A MONTH NOW
>>8486917
S-Shut up.
>>8486929
fuck off kamina
>>8486929
>>8486891
No. They usually aren't human shaped...
>She leans back, folding her arms over her stomach.
We all have things we keep secret. How I came to be this way is my own.
>>8486917
I will have to find a way to supply my own drink tonight it seems... I take it you enjoy this because you can take your time with it?
>>8486933
Don't listen to what others tell you, Sweetie. Do what you think is right. If anyone threatens you over your choice, They're only upset they don't have someone with strong magic on their side.
>>8486835
>she exhales a deep breath
When I was in elementary school, I was harassed by the boys everytime I talked or smile. It continues until now, even though I'm a highschooler now.
That's why I hide my smile and rarely talk. Also I always wear cap and glasses when I'm outside.. to avoid them...
>>8486902
Your devotion to your comrades is impressive. So impressed that I've decided that you're welcome to join the rest of them in the molten pyre that will inevitably be the resting place of your tattered remains.
Send then forth into my rifle-sight and build then a grave that will burn forever, worthy of your remembrance.
>>8486933
Join the Tiny Terrors, they're all strong short people.
>>8486945
>hugs
>>8486902
holy fucking shit Seth
>>8486916
Yuno. Should I ever find the means to, I will bring your beloved back into your arms. No girl should grieve for so long.
>>8486835
Aye, though remember, even Iron can bend with a tool hot enough.
>>8486917
No one deserves to be hated, no matter what the nationality! I want to protect everyone that needs my help!
All my friends, if they need my help, will get it. That's what being the hero is all about, right?
>>8486888
i'm burning those tears as fuel for my journey to SSSS
>takes and drives away at 320 KM/H
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6J9V7N9BZs
>>8486933
That's what I wanna hear!
Y'got guts, spunk, and nice blonde hair that I wanna touch all night long. As long as you don't die then you'll be allowed to join!
>>8486945
Get the HELL away from my potential teammate, worm! I'll smack you so hard your head'll unscrew!
>>8486945
>she looks at your stomach
so kitsunes hide their weight?
My friends, it has often been said that I like war.
My friends, I like war... No, friends, I love war! I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.
Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.
I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle. My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling.
Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.
The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing schmeissers!
When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, I'm in ecstasy.
Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!?
>>8486981
give me the td;dr
>>8486869
>Takeshita finds you right at her side in an even matchup. It's anybody's race at this point in the game...
Oh, you'll be fine! It's just some good old-fashioned sport, nothing to get...huff...worked up about!
>She starts to slow down. That sprint right at the start isn't looking to have been such a smart idea.
>>8486959
>Strong short people
I've found my kin.
>>8486981
type less
MURDEROUS GAMES 207
>>>FIRST 48
>NAME
>IMAGE
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)
YOU CAN STILL FIGHT FOR ELIMINATED FACTIONS, for now...
>>8486933
>Holds up a cute, well-painted sign that reads: "Join the Tiny Terrors today!"
>>8486994
Marie Bell Breguet
Freebirds
Am I a bad guy now? I'm very lost.
>>8486994
Reigen Arataka
Guys Being Dudes
>>8486994
Tutorial boss Kaito
Nazarick
>>8486994
Nagisa Kaworu
Freebirds
>>8486981
Team of nerds is all I heard from that crap.
>>8486994
Kazuichi Souda
Guys being Dudes!
>>8486994
Yozora Mikazuki
Freebirds
>>8486994
Gandalf the Pug
Freebirds
>>8486994
Adachi
FABULOUS FREEBIRDS
>>8486973
Yeah! I won't let you down!
>>8486994
Elise
Guys Being Dudes
>>8486994
Tensa Zangetsu
Warhounds of Despair
>>8486994
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
Freebirds
>>8486994
Arthur Pendragon
Guys being Dudes
>>8486994
Beryl Benito
Tiny Terrors
>>8486994
Selkie
Warhounds
>>8486990
You bet you did!
>>8486994
Rika
The Tiny Terrors
>>8486994
Suiren Shibazeki
>>8486994
Kyousuke
Tomomomomomomomo gapping abyss hole.
>>8486994
A hamburger
>>8486994
Cinnamon Roll
Freebirds
>>8486994
Alipheese
Freebirds
>>8486994
Kazuma Kiryu
Guys Being Dudes
>>8486994
Rokurou Rangetsu
No faction, Warhounds no longer exists so he's solo again.
>>8486994
Suz
DESPAIRHOUND
>>8486994
Bad News Barrett
Freebirds
Because I have no sympathy for what those warhounds did.
>>8486994
Gabriel
>>8486994
Ronaldo
>>8486945
Yes, and is very smooth for me. However I have something stronger if you want. i have a few Russian beers or vodka bottles in fridge.
>>8486968
Explains why people love you so much. Comrade, you hungry tonight?
>>8486981
I wish I can type this good all the time...
>>8486994
YoRHa No.9 Type S
>>8486994
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8486994
Tit dragon
Freebirds
>>8487022
Changing sides, huh?
Fucking traitor.
>>8486994
Deadpool
Freebirds
>>8486994
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>'Murica
>>8486994
HOD Junko Enoshima
>>8486994
Junpei Iori
>>8486994
QP
Tomomo's Abyss
>>8486994
Aura Bella Fiora
>>8486994
Eggman-kun
>>8486994
Tanya Degurechaff
>>8487050
>>8486994
Freebirds
>>8486994
Agriaz Oaks
Warhounds
>>8486994
Pepper
>>8486994
Kevin Owens
Freebirds
>>8486994
Comrade Soviet
Murica
>>8486994
Buff Dragon
Warriors
>>8486994
Natsuki Subaru
Guys Being Dudes
>>8486994
HOD Shinobu
>>8486994
Suicidal Muffet
HIVE
>>8486994
Junkrat
Guys Being Dudes
>>8486994
Satou the absolute Madman
Despairhound
>>8486987
>And it would have been Alfred in the lead if it weren't for one key factor; he's American, and they aren't usually good at running.
C-Come on, give me a little bit of a chance! You're going way too fast for me to catch up!
>>8486994
Alfred Jones
'Murica
>>8486994
Adam and Eve
Freebirds
>>8486994
Chiaki Nanami
Freebirds
>>8486994
Tatara Kogasa
Freebirds
>>8486994
The end.
>>8486994
Minako
>>8486994
Syria
The Braves.
To represent my guild, I shall wave of the flag of The Braves.
>>8486994
ONE HALF OF THE CO-CAPTAINSHIP OF THE FABULOUS FREEBIRDS
SETH FREAKIN' ROLLINS
>>8487063
>Fuck my life, this is what I get for grabbing a drink
>>8486994
Nonon Jakuzure
Tiny Terrors
>>8486994
Haru
Freebirds
>>8486994
Konan
Freebirds
>>8486994
Widdly 2 Diddly
Guys Being Dudes
>>8486994
Starbreaker
Tomomo's Abyss
>>8486994
Raven
(If i win, a new faction called Band of the Raven be made in the smallest territory)
>>8486994
Shark feet
Freebirds
>>8487007
Yes. Yes you are.
>>8486994
Web footed gecko
Tomomo's Abyss
>>8486994
Ahri, HOD
BUMP THE GAME
>>8486994
Flute Bitch
>>8486950
>Ahri frowns, shaking her head.
Oh... No no no... That's horrible.
>She slowly places a hand on the girl's shoulder, looking her in the eyes.
I'll tell you a secret, just this once... They're jealous of you. You have something they don't. Beauty.
>>8486963
>Accepts hug. Hugs back.
>>8486966
>The kitsune puts a hand over her mouth as she giggles.
If you wanted to finish my sentence, of course.
>>8486973
She's allowed to do whatever she wants. If she wants to join us, let her.
>>8486980
>Ahri's smile falters as her grip on the fabric of her dress tightens.
>She seems very uncomfortable, not about the topic of weight, but the eyes on her stomach.
I assure you, it's not that...
>>8487126
Nice meme
>>8487049
Please, I wish! It seems that 47% of people I talk to like me! Still, I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. I'd be better off with the friends I have now!
Hungry? If you give me any food, then I'll be sure to repay you! What do you have to give me, Soviet?
>>8487041
Wait, ddidyour faction change their name?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TWJPTnNzG_Q
It's about time a real fight showed up.
>>8487122
I want to shoot a load of sticky cum into your hot body
Have another UID you glorious bastards
Never die
Booker was wrong
>>8487171
We merged our guys with MWO today.
>>8487019
You better not. I've got high hopes for everyone in this faction. If we fail despite having...
>he counts each and every GBD member
Roughly eight and a half people I'll me seething mad.
>>8487140
Yeah? And what if I say no? What if she ain't allowed to do that? You're treading on dangerous territory, furball.
>>8487049
Something stronger is more my style. You don't have to get up and get it on account of me. I'll manage.
TINY TERRORS, ASSEMBLE!
LET'S SHOW THESE FUCKERS THAT SIZE AIN'T EVERYTHING!
>>8487085
Aw, c'mon! I'm getting tired and you're still behind me! You'll have to step your game up if you don't want the nasty bed!
>She keeps her slower pace in order to not exhaust herself, passing by a halfway marker on top of a nearby rock.
See that? We're about halfway there! It won't be much longer until I'll have this race tied up...
>>8487140
Oh..
>then she takes a look at her chest
then THOSE are fake
>>8487190
Yeah. That's the essence of life.
>>8487188
Hopefully that gets corrected when I'm entered...
>>8487190
>>8487140
>she's startled by the other girl's words, almost not believing it
Beauty? Am I?
I consider myself as a normal being... And what should I do..?
>>8486994
Maria and Harusame
>>8487161
I have some reheated Russian pork stew. I will gurantee that after a few helpings, you will be as stuffed as your Turkeys on you holidays.
>>8487191
Da... How have you and Suz been getting along? Have you made it farther or still at the close friend stage?
>>8487194
lol kys kid
>>8487184
Booker was a bitch.
>>8487242
where's the bulge?
>>8487194
It's you, me, and Beryl. Bah, numbers aren't important, either! We're gonna kick some ass, now aren't we?
HG
IS
ROLLINS
>>8487194
The odds may not look good for us... But that won't stop me and Rika! Glad to have you on our side!
>>8487232
I want to be thaaat Harusaame.
>>8487054
What side was she on before?
Tiny Terrors is the Spec. Ed class.
>>8487242
>no bulge
I keep getting mixed signals. Are you a boy or a girl? God, I hate kankolle...
CHECK IT
>>8487190
Words to live by!
Reminder that guys being dudes is the gay pride faction and if you join it you need the chair
>>8486994
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8487261
Guys being dudes
>>8487269
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>8487269
Fine, dearie, fine. Perhaps I may forget what just transpired.
>>8487269
It's an I in my name, not an L
>>8487278
Pretty sure that's Nazarick aka the 2 fags who ava from overlord
>>8487269
Nagisa's name isn't capped
>>8487280
Join the late club, we have drinks and merry music.
>>8487269
Guys like you and the people that follow are the reason fully automatic weapons were invented.
>>8487299
Thanks Lori.
>>8487201
>The fox's hair bristles.
EXCUSE ME! They are not!
>She bares her teeth for a moment before regaining her composure and running her fingers through her hair to calm it down.
>>8487226
>Ahri smiles once more.
Keep being you. Don't let them get you down and make you hide who you are. You don't have to do anything drastic, just don't hide yourself. Don't be afraid to laugh at something, or smile when you're happy.
>>8487233
We're getting along great!
>She finishes the glass finally and hands it back.
I think I'll be getting a drink of my own next...
>>8487269
Ready!
Anyone hosting after this?
>>8487195
I swear, I'll get past you! By the name of the United States of America, I swear that I'll be first place!
>Alfred starts to pick up the pace a little bit, slowly getting to the halfway mark. Anything can be done with hard-work and determination, and that includes winning!
Hey, where IS the end of this race, anyway? Is it the shelter we had planned, or after this rock?!
>>8487233
>Alfred puts his thumbs up, one of his trademark smiles appearing on his face.
Then I don't see why not! I'd like to try a small bit of the stew, if you have any on you! How much do you have?
>>8487269
Aw. Bah! Soviet, I believe you can do it! In the name of the U.S.A.!
>>8487269
Put me in coach.
>>8487317
I dunno. Ask me after this.
>>8487269
I'm ready, let's play!
>>8487269
Tch. Another time then...
>tfw late
lads...
>>8487269
We got this, Dudes!
>>8487269
This place again. I've got to stop watching TV before bed.
>>8487278
I don't see anything wrong with liking dudes, just keep it away from me.
>>8487269
Looks likes the odds against the tiny terrors is even worse than we thought...
But I've got faith in you guys! Kick some ass!
>>8487269
Beautiful.
>>8487278
Got proof to back that up, buddy?
>>8487278
>t. a guy who isn't a dude
>>8487269
Will I get pudding if I win THESE games?
>>8487269
If those bloody tosser known as the pathetic "WAERHOOD OF DIS PEAR" think that even for a second that they can win, WELL I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS! For the Freebirds might of been a fairly mediocre faction, but with me added to the equation, the Freebirds are gonna become and unstoppable force, and the Warhounds won't know what hit em.
>>8487306
>Ahri sighs and looks over.
Drinks and music? I do enjoy both of those...
Don't worry, I won't get out of hand.
>>8487253
>>8487334
I don't mind betting on tough odds! They can't keep us down for long.
>>8487317
>Maybe I'll go again.
God Tier:
Murica
Good Tier:
Freebirds
Wardog
OK tier:
Nazarick
Gays being dudes
i think that's it
>>8487299
>Lori
>>8487358
how about you let someone else have a turn you self-absorbed cunt?
>>8487313
Then I have no idea what could be your se-...
>she thinks for a moment
you are half fox, right?
>>8487269
Freebirds who actually managed to get in in time, go out there and give us the best win we've ever won! I'll have to be on the sidelines, but I'll be rooting you guys every step of the way!
>>8487359
That's one of those backwards memes, right?
>>8487359
>Murica
>God tier
I honestly laughed, good one
>>8487269
It's in these situations that 60 man games would be handy.
But eh, done enough for today anyway. Let's see what these new recruits are capable of.
Upupupu~.
>>8487347
Your unstoppable force is about to hit a much larger, much stronger immovable wall. Once you look up at us from below you'll understand the gravity of the situation you thrusted yourself into.
Prepare for the blitzkrieg, because it's going right through you.
>>8487313
Is that so?
Then I'll take my time here to practice and come back to my world when I'm ready....
>>8487359
Shit tier:
HIVE
Akatsuki
Immortal underpants faggots
>>8487357
That's right! If we combine our magic, we can blow them all away easy!
>>8487321
Laaate.
>>8487341
Maybe.
>>8487299
>>8487301
Done.
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>8487373
>If someone else wants to go, then yeah of course.
>>8487313
Ok, have a fun night.
>collects the glass and waves his arm at her farewell
>>8487318
About half a pot left, but it is a big pot so you might not make a change in the amount inside.
>>8487318
At the shelter, duh! You were the one who wanted to run all the way there! Now it's coming back to you bite you!
>She's trying her damndest to keep her first place position, even if her body probably won't be able to hold her up for much longer without getting terribly fatigued.
>>8487389
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hPDZGhJWC2w
>>8487413
...I didn't like that guy anyway, he's so weird...
>>8487413
C-Can we get off? We're a-already inside the arena and I th-think I'm about to puke...
>>8487413
Yeah, she seems like the type.. But I'm not an easy boss!
>>8487413
You can't escape the long arm of the law, Cowboy.
>>8487376
I am... But dear, please don't try to guess. No offense, but no one knows what it is. Not even...
>She glances in Suz' direction before turning back to her.
What is your name, by the way?
>>8487399
That's the spirit! And when you're ready to go back, they'll be so blown away, you'll have them begging to apologize to you.
>>8487426
>Reaching into her sleeve, she withdraws a bottle.
>There is no way that bottle was being kept there without some sort of magic.
I never said I was leaving...
>>8487347
You talk too much. A clear sign of a bad warrior.
>>8487413
Heh, heh... Maybe I'll ride some of our competition with this...
>>8487404
All we need is a chance to do it, huh? I really need to cut loose in these games, too.
>>8487413
Nope~.
>>8487413
Late? I think you just mean early for the next one.
>>8487389
Oh yes, this larger, much stronger immovable wall that felt so frightened that it needed to join up with some deranged woman club, and now only should that show you military-wannabe that you aren't truly prepared for a war, it should be a sign of stopping at your heels and marching back to your home, BECAUSE THE MOMENT I HIT YOU WITH MY BULLHAMMER, YOU'LL BE AS DERANGED AS YOUR FACTION BUDDY.
>>8487413
FREEBIRDS!
>>8487461
Piss off wanker.
>>8487267
That's a girl. Trap shimakaze is a meme made by some faggots
>>8487413
>Kiryu's back arches as he falls to one knee, his arm grabbing at his wound. He then falls to the ground and flounders around for a while, before picking himself back up like nothing happened.
Eh? Does this mean I'm eliminated?
>>8487413
DAY ONE
Here's the numbers btw.
Freebirds: 14
Unaffiliated/Other: 10
Dudes: 7
DESPAIRHOUND: 7
Tiny Terrors: 2
Nazarick's: 2
Muricans: 2
Tomomo's: 2
HIVE: 1
Soul Warriors: 1
>>8487478
I said that's what you think when he told me he wasn't a boy. Now he does this.
>>8487426
Well? What are you waiting for, Soviet?
>Alfred pats Soviet's back, laughing heartily.
If you have any, feel free to give me some! I'm absolutely STARVING, dude! Can't be the hero on an empty stomach, right?
>>8487433
I mean, of course, but I didn't think you would take it so seriously! Come on, man, slow down so I can at least have a sliver of a chance!
>For someone as "young" and heroic as Alfred, it's kind of sad to see him struggling in a race. granted, it's in the middle of a wasteland, but still! It's sad.
...Are we there yet?!
>>8487352
Good, for I have a challenge for you.
Pour the contents of this bottle of morgan's prize into both our draining glasses of containment, without spilling a single drop. Are you ready Ahri?
THEN LET THE CHALLENGE, BEGIN!
>>8487466
I don't even know what a wanker is. I do, however, know a pile of garbage when I see one
>>8487503
Man, I hate being old.
>>8487495
>Selkie is confused how chewing on cards got so popular.
>>8487456
>she giggles for a little bit
Oh god, I can think about a lot of messed up secrets. my name is gabriel by the way
>>8487500
The actual character from the source is a girl.
The ava is a trap that's just cosplaying as Shimakaze.
>>8487495
You didn't have to be so brutal you know
>>8487466
You know what they say about birds of a feather. We're advancing outwards and in all directions. While you and others like you offer yourselves up for a firefight me and my boys will be getting ready for the turkey shoot courtesy of you.
We appreciate it.
>>8487434
SEMPER FI. DO OR DIE
GUNGHO
GUNGHO
GUNGHO
>>8487495
Give me the bloody gold, I am much larger and much more in need of that much pound in my side, than you are.
>>8487518
I said piss off wanker, I don't have time to deal with you tiny terrors.
Why isn't Junko RPing to the slides?
She was all talk before the game started, but now she's been keeping quiet.
>>8487495
Thanks for the help, but I'm still gonna mash you guys into paint~
>>8487495
>>8487533
Apologies, dearie. It is just that I have some steam to blow off, so to speak.
>>8487495
Huh? You wanted to know something..? You really didn't need to knock me out and tie me up you know..
>>8487495
Y'tellin' me the rain could've have waited until I was on the train...?
>>8487529
>Somebody actually understands the character I'm going for
I love you.
>>8487549
Shut the fuck up, kamina
>>8487495
>>8487540
But with this, I could get all the pudding I want! I'm not gonna give this up that easy!
>>8487529
>we have avas that are Rp within rp now
>>8487495
Samurai, allow me to stop you there. I know how to use a gun.
>>8487495
You can keep staring at me like that, but the point is that I won't care if you keep staring nor will I care about you pointing a gun at my face. I've dealt with people who are far worse than anything you could possibly resemble. Besides that, your grip on the gun is completely wrong, it's almost as if nobody taught you gunhandling.
>Marie raises two fingers up in the air, waving them left and right, signalling the barman to get her another drink.
>>8487495
This performance absolutely sucks
Why did you bring me here?
How about, never try taking me anywhere again?
>>8487456
>she hugs the girl tightly, and lets out a little smile, almost teared up.
Thank you, Ahri. I'm still traumatized, but you are really helping.
I'm sure it will take some time for me to recover.
>>8487540
Tiny Terrors?
>she just stands there, pondering how vast the stupidity of the loudmouth must be
>>8487495
45 tributes remain.
Freebirds: 14
Unaffiliated/Other: 10 -> 9
DESPAIRHOUND: 7
Dudes: 7 -> 6
Tiny Terrors: 2
Nazarick's: 2
Muricans: 2
Tomomo's: 2 -> 1
HIVE: 1
Soul Warriors: 1
NIGHT ONE
>>8487495
Thank you for providing this show for us.
>>8487503
Nope! But we're getting closer, I can just feel it! That also means I'll have this wrapped up soon enough, and you'll be left with that muck on your bed!
...Is that the shelter over there in the distance? Just don't want to take a wrong turn and have us get separated.
>>8487557
Could you at least have killed me in a way that didn't make me look like the top of my head disappeared?
>>8487606
Here's how I'll do it: I'll BLOW HIM UP!
Zetsubou~
>>8487606
The train station said it was makin' a late round...
>>8487503
Da Da Da, don't rush me...
>goes into his kitchen and brings out a large red pot, filling the room with a hypnotizing mixed aroma of potatoes, pork, and a dozen of other ingredients and places it down on the table in front of you
>>8487495
They really don't know the whole premise behind this game, huh? Alright.
>>8487540
She's not with us.
>>8487606
...Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty bad.
>>8487549
She thought she was on top with her joint faction which she obtained through DMs, so she didn't expect to be outnumbered when the time came.
>>8487539
I'll appreciate when you fall down and beg for mercy, but for now let's prove our words in the Ring.
>>8487576
The bloody hell do you need that much pudding for?!
>>8487604
Yes, your attempts at being a bloody bitch is tiny and futile.
>>8487606
Just gonna pocket this for future use.
>>8487630
Fukou da~
>>8487504
>Ahri pauses, looking between him and the glasses.
This isn't what I meant but... The whole thing? I don't... Alright.
>She pours out as much as will fit in his glass, then her own. Upon realizing that there's still quite a bit left, it dawns on her, and she grins.
I like this game already.
>>8487601
>Ahri giggles and pats her on the head.
All trauma takes time to go away... Don't try to rush it. You'll know when you're ready.
>>8487527
Pleasure to meet you Gabriel. Ahri, unless you knew that already.
>>8487606
>Beryl passes out; muttering something to the effect of "Tiny Terrors will dominate the rest of these jerks."
>>8487642
Well she bloody should be, she'd fit right in with your useless faction.
>>8487606
Seeing as how everyone else I've known has given up...
>>8487624
It was certainly the fastest way. Would you rather have suffered?
>>8487653
I couldn't agree more. Rehearse your apology in the meantime, I'm looking forward to it.
>>8487606
D-Does the doggy wanna play too?
>>8487606
You should have only allowed a maximum of 7 entries per faction sis.......~
>>8487606
Thanks, mister armor man!
>>8487653
To eat it, of course!
>>8487615
welcome
>>8487606
DAY TWO
>>8487646
>implying we wouldn't have hashed it out in the threads if the updated map hadn't been posted first
>>8487606
I really don't like dogs. They remind me of the majority of all these people, they're annoying, smell and above all; their intelligence is beyond questionable.
>She stares the mutt down, looking at the dumb hat he's donning.
Whatever, I don't get why I'm even bothering to look at a dog with a hat. I'm just wasting time that I could be spending on making an automata that actually kills all the dogs around me.
>>8487704
Oh for the love of... you can't eat that much, you bloody idiot!
>>8487709
Oh well, horse riding isn't what's gonna win you this match.
>>8487709
That's it?
>She swallows the scorpion in one bite.
>>8487709
Normally I would be against such animal abuse, but I've got nothing to lose anymore, no? Why should I mind?
>>8487606
Ugh.. Why am I such a lightweight..?
>>8487709
No one ever said I was a good guy, now it over.
>>8487617
No, no, no, no, no! I'm not sleeping in that bad, that's a damn guarantee! Then again, ladies first, but I don't want to sleep in that bed...
>Alfred looks up, a smile on his face. He begins running faster than ever before.
There it is! Don't you dare give up now, because I'm not gonna!
>>8487638
>Alfred grabs a spoon and begins eating the stew, not realising that it's the pot and not actually a bowl. Either way, he begins eating it with fervor.
This tastes good! What's in it?
>>8487709
Fucking stormtrooper armor
>>8487709
Hm, hm... Hey, wait! Why am I doing things for you!?
>>8487665
>he just stands there smug as he watches
Aha, now you see the problem, how will you handle it, I wonder?
>>8487715
Why aren't you RPing?
>>8487709
>>8487751
>After they finish robbing the girl, Junkrat turns and points his gun at Kaito.
And no one ever said I was going to stick to our partnership! Hand it over, or get blown away! Personally, I'm hoping you refuse.
>>8487709
40 tributes remain.
Freebirds: 14 -> 12
Unaffiliated/Other: 9 -> 8
DESPAIRHOUND: 7 -> 6
Dudes: 6
Tiny Terrors: 2
Nazarick's: 2
Muricans: 2
HIVE: 1
Soul Warriors: 1
Tomomo's: 1 -> 0
NIGHT TWO
TINY TERROR BETRAYAL
>>8487730
Yes I can! I just have to believe in myself and ignore the tummy aches!
>>8487760
Uh... onion, garlic, potatoes, pork, and a mix of honey, lemon, and pickle juice and spices.
>Walks into thread
>>8487811
>Stabs
>>8487803
I AM THE GUITAR MASTER
>>8487675
Yeah, yeah, think what you want.
>>8487709
Oh, screw you, I made that thing perfectly!
>>8487803
...B-Beryl? Why...?
>>8487772
Because you are too weak to defy me.
>>8487803
A-A coyote? W-Who gets a pet coyote!
>>8487821
>gets stabbed in the gut and falls over accepting his fate
>>8487803
Alright then you little member of ours, I need you to go out there and stab someone.
>>8487807
You know what, take the bloody thing, I don't want to talk with some delusional girl who's gonna die of diabetes.
>>8487803
>>8487823
Nothin' like a good banger before goin' out and committing some violence!
>>8487715
https://68.media.tumblr.com/806096e924ae4a079c53407696462059/tumblr_o9k6vlhdgW1u8fdono3_1280.png
>>8487803
Ah! Merci beaucoup, dearie! What is the occasion?
>>8487803
Huh..? Who is it boy? Oh? You chased them off? Aww, who's a big tough guy? You are!
>>8487803
>>8487832
So this device is a "gun"? What's this lever do-
R-Rika!
What ever happened to that new Neptune avatar we had months ago
I miss Hoshi
>>8487878
She's in my basement
>>8487760
>Takeshita notices you speeding up, and starts picking up her own pace.
Are you sure about that? I've got this locked down, just watch me!
>She begins sprinting towards the shelter, and once she nears the door, slides right into it to open it before falling onto the ground.
Told you so! Guess who's getting the ugly bed? Not this girl!
>>8487811
>Alfred looks on in interest as he keeps eating the stew. It's not really noticeable, but he's eating quite a bit.
I see, I see! So, can I ask how much I'm allowed to eat? I just need to ask for reasons! You know, humbleness and all, can't eat too much or else that's rude!
>>8487861
Oh neat. Thanks!
>>8487881
HOSHI!?!?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DON'T TOUCH MY JUNKOO-SAMA
>>8487900
Shh! The game is on, shitpost later!
>>8487886
T H I C C
>>8487916
Sir!
>>8487885
Just don't eat it all if you have the appetite. I don't want whole pot empty in a few seconds..
-Soviet
>>8487783
>Ahri takes a deep breath, leaning back and downing a good half of her glass before managing to lean forward and not spill any.
>With a hard coughing fit, she's barely able to set the glass and the bottle down on the table next to her.
OH! Oh I should have-- Should have asked what it was...
>She falls to her knees, technically not failing the challenge yet, but suffering for it.
>>8487856
>I like you for playing Junkrat. You're a good person.
>Ahri (Damn image limit)
>>8487878
If it was the one that replaced the old Neptune then that was Vert.