Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XIV
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Now: First 48 for the Gorey Gauntlet XIV.
>>8484928
Fujiwara no Mokou
Reigen Arataka
Takeshita
Len
Junko Enoshima
Takane
>>8484928
Gascoigne
>>8484928
Monosuke
Tits
>>8484928
Comrade Soviet
Elise
Alfred Jones
>>8484925
Very-- Very mature, Anon. Come on!
>>8484928
Gabriel
Hikage
Puking goose
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
Popuko and Pipimi
Froze
Eggman-kun
Suz
YoRHa No.9 Type S
>>8484928
Steven
The Player
>>8484971
YoRHa No.2 Type B
Eggman-kun 2.0
make panera bread great again
My Daughter
>>8484928
Ronaldo
>>8484928
edgy shibe
Good King Moggle Mog the XIIIth
>>8484928
Pepper
>>8484889
Already on it. I have about a few years to plan on what to do when I fail.
Bliiiin, you haven't seen what I have dealt with in the past. Don't worry about me, I can take the hits unlike a few people I know, and rumors are only that, rumors, which will only like for a few weeks until some other guy makes a new one or it just dies out.
Aku
>>8484966
snek
Widdly 2 Diddly
Buff Fox and Wolf
WHITE NEGRO
True Heroes
>>8484995
>gropes
>>8484968
delete this
Enrico Pucchi
>>8484928
SentryBot
>>8484928
Bunnie D'Coolette
Sigmario
Gabriel's ass
Mazda Cosmo 110s
>>8484928
Purest form of love.
Mirage
Merak
Lenny
>>8485002
>>8485009
>Puts hands away
This is not the place for that, you know?
>>8485015
Are you taking confessions?
Lum!
>>8485024
I love her so much
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>8485024
When did you take that pic?!
Mukuro Ikusaba
>>8485012
no
>>8485076
with a camera
>>8485066
>>8485073
Please.
>>8484889 (Alfred)
Right you are! I guess all that hard work you love so much has paid off, because I'm 99% sure that's where we started up ahead. From the looks of things, we're going to be perfect on time so we should just keep pushing on. No time to take breaks when we're on a journey like this. We've got to put in as much effort as we can if we're to go through practically uncharted territory.
>>8485050
Oh ok sorry Fyxe
>>8485073
I accept this challenge.
>>8485073
Will I get pudding if I win this game?
>>8485057
What is it that you want to confess, my child?
>>8485069
And you, stop looking at it or i'm gonna destroy this pervert humanity!
>>8485086
I say when not how!
>>8485107
Help yourself.
Raven
>>8485095
>Fyxe
I wish
>>8485073
I got this!
>>8485073
Looks good.
I will probably lose though.
>>8484996
Years? Year-- YEARS? What kind of bet requires you to need YEARS for a back up plan? Soviet, what the Hell have you gotten yourself into?!
Unless they carry it on and on... But that's only in, like, once a blue moon! Still, it doesn't hurt to be safe and cautious, right? Maybe I'm saying this because of the aftermath of the election...
>>8485073
None for me! I'm ready!
>>8485091
What can I say? I'm a man of opportunities! I don't think we'll need to worry if we just keep moving forward. Gosh, it seems like it's going to take quite a bit of time before we get to the end, though. Does the map say anything else on where to go? I want to know just in case I miss the point where we go to the next path!
>>8485121
>QP takes a sniff
...I don't think this is pudding. Are you trying to trick me, mister?
>>8485135
>hugs back
>>8485135
Kill yourself.
>>8485135
>>8485135
>secretly hugs back
>>8485135
>steals wallet
Yukine
>>8485088
Will do.
>>8485098
Aight.
>>8485107
Yeah, sure, why not.
>>8485114
I'd like to say the UID went up with Mukuro but I wasn't really paying attention. Doesn't matter to me either way.
Starting ASAP.
>>8485180
An act of compassion will always be noticed warrior. No need to hide what you have done with that man.
>>8485135
Aww, Thanks anon!
I can always count on you for support!
>>8485135
Oh.
>she stays calm
>>8485208
You know what, I'm in a good mood today. I'll do this, too.
NOW starting ASAP.
>>8485135
>>8485186
>Pulls open mouth and tongue kisses
>>8485113
I have a friend and He's the coolest guy ever. He's also dealing drugs as I recently find otu and I know he'll get himself kileld soon since we are talking about serious stuff. Should I report him to the police and hope he'll turn away or let it slide? He'll know it was me who ratted him out..
>>8485073
Let's begin.
>>8485199
I can sense that you're beyond the living world, outside the mortal coil?
>>8485199
Yay! I'm definitely gonna win then!
>>8485213
Don't give me that shit. I can't have the idea going around that I'm getting soft.
>>8485158
>She looks down at the map in hopes of answering your question.
Well...if we keep heading the way we're heading, then take a left, there should be a sign before long. It'll tell us how long the path is, and some other information we'll need. The map cuts off in the middle of the trail, so we can only hope it won't be too bad of a distance.
>>8485240
kys
>>8485230
neato https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491007687074.webm
>>8485208
thanks
>>8485272
>gets the idea in my head that you're going soft
>>8485158
Shhh, let us not get entangled into the specifics comrade. However I appreciate that you care about me in this bet, and we are supposed to be hostile towards each other.
What happened after the election only makes me stand more firm. They use classic terrorist tactics to make their ends meet, but that doesn't scare me at all.
>>8485073
Rooting for muh girl Hikage.
>>8485088
You're the best!
Autocropper being a shit, give me a minute.
>>8485249
Man, I'm just a bored college kid behind a computer.
>>8485286
Ay thanks homeslice.
>>8485301
Thank you...
>>8485289
>C&D's you so fucking hard
>>8485308
I know. Good luck!
>Enters thread
>>8485332
>Socks Suz in the cheek
>>8485309
tricky?
>>8485285
Alright! It seems easy enough when you put it like that, but, uh...
>Alfred looks around while walking, occasionally looking back to see if you've caught up.
Does it say what's on the sign? It looks the the signs aren't in English, but that might just be my glasses failing me again. I don't want to miss the point where we go to the new path because I can't read the signs.
>>8485290
Oh, yeah, that's right, I have to be mean towards you. I wish you well anyway, uh... Soviet? More like Soblyat!
Man, I'm just kind of unsure on everything! America hasn't been in a state like this since, what, the Civil War? I'm telling you, it'll spiral out of control!
>>8485309
But you would no longer be what you are today if you put your trust in the hands of DI-ah I mean God.
>>8485332
Hey! What did that anon do to you?
>>8485379
That's Gorey you dumb cunt.
>>8485379
>tricky
>college
Psure trick is a Sophomore.
Had to turn off the Style for now. I'm 99% certain that stupid fucking Popuko gif is to blame.
BLOODBATH
THIS tough ANIME GIRL is lifting 500 LBS and FUCKING Chads. Find out how YOU can TOO, TODAY!
Ah, yes. Those...those speedy tits. Good call, everyone.
Wolf in sheep's clothing, cat in salamander's clothing...?
Consider that symbolism, Yukine.
Lenny, the ultimate assassin.
Thank you so much, Soviet. I'll rig it for you again.
D E S P A I R
Really, Mukuro? We'll see.
>>8485379
I'm not Tricky, what the fuck?
>>8485398
R.I.P. Dio
>>8485398
(Shit, forgot the image.)
>>8485329
You're welcome. Make them walk on the brimstone of hell itself, snake.
>>8485433
No. Gorey is a metalhead. He has long hair.
>>8485272
That would require you being hard in the first place.
>>8485397
Good pun Americanski pig. Now ready yourself for the game.
>>8485410
DAVAI DAVAI! DO IT COMRADE!
>>8485410
Heh heh, with this, I can make coconut puddin-
>QP's butter fingers lose their grip on the hard fruit
>QP hears a sound bonk below
Oh... Whoops!
>>8485410
Ready to begin this mission...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bxTrBSDMWA
>>8485463
This is a character you actually do justice. Good job Baron.
>>8485352
>Endures it square on the side of the face and spirals from the sheer amount of force behind it as she tumbles to the ground
FUCK
WHY
>>8485400
He had an opinion and is WRONG
>>8485463
Stop while you're ahead bro. Literally the hardest.
>>8485449
my cum was spilt for nothing. i'm leaving and never coming back
>>8485410
I think we'll be fine getting to the new path, it's just the information we'll need that might be hard to understand. I'd assume that the length will be in numbers, but anything else like danger warnings or something along those lines will probably be Greek to us. Now, if the map's right, this is where we'll be taking a left...
>>8485410
I'm sorry.
I have no time to do it.
I mean, I just kinda assumed he was popular elsewhere, too.
Elise is into some kinky shit.
I think you made the wrong call about Tits. She's not speedy, she's sneaky. And sadistic.
Type B and Kurumizawa eliminating 7 tributes in one day among the two of them. I've got my eyes on them; one on each to be precise.
>>8485433
...I'm a metalhead, not a girl.
>>8485501
Hah hah, you're gay now!
>>8485501
You work fast, anon.
>>8485526
But... I wanted to win...
>>8485526
I didn't expect to run into so much trouble this fast...
>>8485410
I, uh... Yep, those sure are speedy... But it's nothing compared to my agility! R-Right?
>>8485465
Ow, that really hurt. Either way, I can beat you any day! Get ready, because I, Alfred Jones, am gonna show ya why America's the best country!
>>8485491
FIRST PERSON I SEE GETS PUNCHED
THATS HOW IT IS
>glances down at his hand to see that he broke a couple of his knuckles on her face
FUCK
>>8485491
I see what lies in your heart and thought, O flustered warrior, and it does not cast a shadow of evil.
>>8485563
is it bad i thought your filename was going to say something about the world trade center
>>8485410
A fly-by.
>>8485526
I should of killed you first, but you'll die like your predecessor.
>>8485526
Where did that come from?
>>8485526
That hardly took any time at all.
No, I don't know why he's here. Please don't ask.
Run, Yukine. Run.
Must be the agility. Somehow.
Oh. Uhh...I guess I forgot to make that gasoline event fatal. Shit. Just pretend she's inflammable.
Cancer trying to kill cancer.
But geese can't jump...and cars don't have arms...oi.
>>8485491
B-But why did you do that?
He didn't deserve it!
>>8485526
I-I don't understand that event!
>>8485632
NBA Jam...?
>>8485632
Oh it's you, the boy who fell down well. well a hole.
>>8485632
I don't mind if you wouldn't listen.
>>8485506
>Alfred turns forty-five degrees left, looking for where the path is.
And if those numbers are also in another language, we're basically screwed... Hey, hey, hey! Where did it say the sign was? Maybe it might just be an illusion to me, but I think I might see one in the distance! We may or may not be getting close!
>>8485593
No, not really. It's just your brain filling in the sentence before you read it. Besides, saying something about the World Trade Center would be kind of tasteless...
>>8485632
IT'S A PART OF MY HEROISM! I'M QUICKER THAN ALL OF YOU GUYS COMBINED! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN~!
>>8485672
>No, you're just tired, probably.
Of all the tributes you could invite to critique your art...
Russian torture techniques are cool and good.
What a way to go.
Holy shit, that's fucked up. Someone call the cops. I don't care if she's my daughter or not.
Oh shit, /trash/ got Mirage's number.
Ignore the typo and just talk with the ghost.
>>8485660
...Yes...
>>8485714
Is it working? Are you getting sleepy?
>>8485714
Hey, Whaddya ya guys playing here?
>Elise rolls over the table, and falls off the other side
Ow..
>>8485714
Ow...
Am I going to die?
>>8485714
Hello, who is this?
>Mirage just hears the sound of heavy breathing
Whoever this is you're wasting my tine!
>>8485714
You see comrade, when point gun on teeth, with barrel facing behind mouth.
*fires his Makarov pistol, destroying and shattering the tooth into tiny fragments*
It make enemy scared since teeth is fucked and scared that you might shoot off their jaw.
>>8485714
What are you two do-
Good evening, HG. How is everyone tonight?
>>8485783
I want to fuck you
>>8485686
>True.
How would numb - nevermind. I think you're right, that's probably the trail up ahead...
>She looks and spots the sign - but to its side is a massive clump of fallen trees and other assorted debris blocking the way north. It doesn't look like it'd be able to be cleared in one evening.
...Well, hell. What do we do now? The other trails are too far off and too dangerous. We may have to just head back home.
Classy Lenny
This proves pure love always wins over furfaggotry in the end!
Stop torturing the poor girl, Soviet.
Furfags are fucked up, man. And proving my point.
I didn't raise no psychopath!
I think she died for good, thankfully.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
Reminder to prepare your immortals.
Yuno, could you post the map again?
>>8485783
Pretty good, you just missed one of Gorey's games.
>>8485783
Waiting for stuff, is boring
>>8485737
Hello there girl, do you happen to keep one of those two muscle heads' underwear?
yuno please host after
>>8485827
>not me
o-oh
>>8485827
Yuno already hosted today dude
>>8485783
The moonlight awakens and the air be as calm as peace shall always be, Kitsune of the east.
>>8485783
I lost... Now I'll never get that pudding...
>>8485811
Go ahead and open it. It's safe...
>>8485783
Hello.
>>8485783
Hiya Ahri! How'ya doin'?
>>8485811
No more holding back!
>>8485826
W-Whaddya mean?
>>8485811
Idi nahui, I do what I want, and I am venting out all my frustrations on this one.
>>8485827
Didn't Yuno do a batbreaker on his laptop?
I saw it happen. All he did was throw it over his shoulder, and that was enough to take out three of them. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Well, considering he can't even hold the paddle...
Shouldn't he be on your team, Alfred?
>>8485815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM8wWKS2hF0
>>8485870
He dropped it down some stairs.
Hunter S Thompson
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491009460660.webm
>>8485811
This should be good.
I have already done several disguises before.
>>8485783
Hello.
>she hides her face with a book
>>8485851
>gives consolation pudding
>>8485793
>Ahri chortles, her tails sliding around to partially mask her face as she grins.
Cute... You should take a number anon... Plenty of men do...
>She leans forward, reaching out to run a finger under his chin, attempting to draw his head up and himself towards her slowly.
Maybe you'd get a chance if you did something more than make bold claims behind a mask...
>She bats her eyes.
Maybe...
>>8485817
I did? Darn.
>>8485846
I'm glad to hear that, Kind Sir.
>>8485857
Good evening! I'm doing -great-.
>>8485878
It's wonderful art
you all better appreciate it
>>8485878
You should have just rolled around in the paint. It would have been more interesting than this...
>>8485857
Well, those two were on a date with you, and they probably did the act too, I'm asking because i'm...curious.
>Mirage starts to blush a little
>>8485878
Ummm..
It's... Unique..
>>8485794
You would be surprised! Not everyone uses the same numbers we do, you know!
>Alfred takes one look at the trees, before bursting out into laughing, walking up to the debris slowly.
No, we're not giving up now! We came way too far to give up now!
>Alfred looks back, giving a thumbs up.
Miss, can you please sit somewhere safe and close your eyes? You're gonna see magic happen in just a few seconds!
>>8485878
>Alfred looks utterly confused at Bill's appearance... But also utterly betrayed, not knowing what to do now.
B-Bill? What-- I can't beat one of my bosses, that's just not right! I forfeit!
Hey Yuno, you there?
>>8485878
Damn, buff furries are scary!
>>8485890
>She perks right up and eagerly accepts the treat
Wow, thank you, mister! Does this make us friends now?
>>8485878
My mortal enemy has taken me down. What a cruel way to go.
>>8485892
Da comrade, and save that flirting with Suz. Unless you swing both ways for some reason.
>>8485892
>ignored
For the love of god, why I always waste my time
>>8485816
k
>>8485878
>>8485870
Yup but I hosted on a library computer earlier.
Elise. Elise no. Stop that.
Sin wins after all in the end.
I guess we've proved ho's the superior furfag...? I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Lame. That's not how Columbine ended.
>>8485932
No...
>he pauses and smiles
We were always friends. We just never knew it.
>>8485915
YOU GOING TO PUSSY OUT THAT FAST? NOT SURPRISED FROM WHAT I SAW IN VIETNAM!
>>8485816
?
>>8485915
>She sighs and takes a seat on the ground, her eyes closed and a respectable distance away.
If you say so...let's see this magic happen.
>>8485909
Hey, My siblings won't like it if I was talking to someone like you..
>>8485966
I-I still don't know what's happening..
>>8485966
I even found some office clothes...
>>8485892
As am I. How were your travels? Safe and sound or was there danger lurking in the corners of this world?
>>8485993
>gropes
>>8485966
I'm fine with anything.
>>8485885
Ahh~ What's wrong?
>The kitsune's ears twitch
Are you just really interested in your book or..?
>>8485935
>She feigns a gasp, looking appalled.
My good sir... I don't swing.. That's what fancy doors are for.
>The kitsune smirks.
>>8485854
Good evening to you.
>She bows.
>>8485944
(I'm not trying to ignore you, I swear.)
It's probably a burger.
Poor, pitiful Me. Nothing but torture and embarrassment seemingly the whole game.
OH SHIT, NIGGA GOT A GUN.
Well, she's not really wrong, in the broad sense.
>>8485993
Ho ho holy moly.
>>8485965
>NOTICES BULGE
OWO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>8485968
R-Really? That's great!
>QP practically inhales the pudding, then contently rubs her stomach
Wait... If we were always friends, how come I don't know your name? Or what you look like?
>>8485966
I never knew Elise was madly in love with muscular furries? Someone needs to screencap these.
>>8485965
I'd like to make a change to my team.
>>8486028
What team is that and how do you wanna change it?
>>8485901
It was art that I worked hard on! Don't be rude!
>>8485912
See here, you understand, this art was hard work!
>>8485944
Don't get your panties in a twist. You're gonna be fine.
>>8486016
Oops! I'm sorry!
>>8486016
Yes... This arena belongs to the Crimson Squad.
>>8486015
>That explains it, I guess..
>>8486016
I swear to god that Fox and Wolf are going to win.
>>8485987
What, I'm not trying to do anything, I'm just noticing that you're always with those two meatheads.
>>8485994
>She raises her eyebrows once at his words.
There's plenty of danger, but they were safe.
For me.
>>8486048
(Did I respond to you yet? I'm really sorry if I haven't!)
White Negro now black again.
Thank you, Eggman-kun, for your service.
Congratulations, you convinced a car.
Please burn them at the stake.
MUCH FABULOUS. SUCH POSTURE.
>>8486024
I'll probably do it post-wincard.
>>8486052
If they do, I'll...I dunno. Probably sigh.
>>8485965
So this is what I have to witness? Backwater policies trying to form a stipulation?
Pitiful, disgraceful... but that's fine. You see? I've always been playing this chess game. I've always been one step ahead of their game. And I've always been the one on the winning end. And today, you're here, but you're here to witness something special.
Yuno... Host... You see the Thot Patrol? It's mine... but you know, it's never really been mine. It was always part of something bigger. And now we're going to watch as the chess game continues. The stipulation behind the scenes it's now going to get on the fucking scene.
>Randy grabs a zippo from his pocket. He looks down at the puddle below him, connecting all three flags of the thot patrol. With a smile on his face, he turns around, dropping the zippo into the puddle. As the puddle lights up and the flames engulf the flags of the thot patrol, Randy lifts up a little banner.
Can you read for me what this says? I think it spells Fabulous Freebirds...
...I think these three flags I stole from them, will fit just fine in my little fireplace.
>Randy holds his pose over the territory he had just lit up.
>>8486066
So everyone can just give their land to one faction and they instantly win?
Neat.
>>8486015
I'm shy.
>she lowers the book, revealing her face
Please don't make fun of me.
>>8486100
I know that feel.
Please keep strong.
>>8486100
This isn't the bowling ball's natural habitat...
>>8486109
>>8486118
Don't worry. We're knocking them down an inch or two. It's one way or another, they just chose the wrong way to take.
>>8486075
I-I gotta go..
>>8486100
What's a nuke?
>>8486017
Hey, I wanna join a team!
Can I?
>>8485969
WHAT THE F--K DID YOU JUST SAY, SOVIET? VIETNAM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME PLAYING A BASKETBALL MATCH AGAINST A FORMER PRESIDENT!
>Alfred wipes his eyes.
I just... Haven't seen him in a while, that's all!
>>8485981
>A few sounds of crashing and breaking wood ensues, with a few "ow"s being yelled every once in a while. Alfred walks back, a smile on his face.
Open your eyes now, miss! If you're up for it, I think we can keep going!
>If she were to open her eyes, all the debris would be cleared, the path being barren. On a completely unrelated note, Alfred's gloves are all dusty.
>>8486100
>Alfred nervously laughs.
>>8486122
>Taken aback, the Kitsune places a hand to her chest.
I wouldn't dream of making fun of you. Everyone handles things differently...
>She offers a kind smile to the girl.
What are you reading?
>>8486052
You could almost say the world has gone to the dogs.
>>8486093
>he raises his own at her answer.
Do not tell me you were thinking of taking those misguided men. I know your kind were plagued with a never ending thirst, but does not mean you drink at every opportunity.
>>8486015
All doors swing debil. So how has your evening been doing? Any news?
>>8486159
Maybe because he is too busy raping some girl that Hillary gave him, heh.
>>8486170
>laugh track intensifies
>>8486182
Thanks mate.
>>8486130
Hey, don't ignore me, you love those too, you even mind controlled them, what do you say about that?
>>8486109
Are you going to merge with us?
No?
Oh, okay I guess the war's still on then
>>8486202
If this shit goes through I might as well.
I had to piss, sorry.
He probably just motorboated them.
Hikage much, much, much more refined than Elise.
Women are distracted by shiny objects. Who knew?
>>8486185
>On that note, Raven addresses the reader and recalls the previous events as we go to a commercial break.
>Junko ruining the faction game so she doesn't lose
how unexpected.
>>8486215
Aah... The sweet song of despair.
>>8486179
soviet is woke holy shit
>>8486226
You keep causing trouble. Stop it...
>>8486200
>Elise starts running away, Startled and creeped out by the catwoman
>>8486226
Oo, A penny!
>Elise picks it up for good luck
>>8486179
>The kitsune chortles.
It's been fine. I've finally managed to come by to spend the night away...
>>8486170
You know more about me than expected. Don't worry about them. I didn't do anything to them. Not like that.
>She waves a hand dismissively.
>>8486251
Hmm? I thought it was already common knowledge. Has the media of the Americans really gotten that bad?
>>8485827
Is anyone hosting next? If not I'll go.
>>8486107
RANDY ORTON CHANGES THE GAME
THOT PATROL SURRENDERS TO FREEBIRDS
>>8486215
I'll push your application through ASAP amigo
>>8486179
>Alfred looks at Soviet with a stare rivaling that of a man who looks sincerely fed up with the world.
You wanna run that by me again, Soviet? I'm, uh, I'm pretty sure you said something that I really don't want to hear again. You don't say stuff like that about my former bosses.
>>8486226
>Alfred lets one tear fall down.
Dude, that was... That hurt. How could you do this to me?
So...a non-edgy border collie? And a penis?
These legs were made for kicking, and that's just what they'll do.
Holy shit, someone stop that car.
Who needs pure love, am I right?
...Okay, look that doesn't mean I'm biased or anything. It just means I am impressed Leave me alone.
>>8486276
Not as far as I'm aware.
>>8486241
Then do something about it. Fight us... You'll lose anyway, but at least you tried, right?
>>8486267
Now the big question is who you will spend it with. Want a drink?
>he extends his arm and offers you a large wine glass filled with kvass
>>8486162
>she's startled by the sudden touch, but it doesn't change her face reaction.
It's just a.. textbook.
It contains my schoolwork.
>>8486226
That was very close.
Can I give my land to the Akatsuki?
>>8486017
Junko DMd Ahri
Yet another victim has fallen
>>8486292
>>8486292
That sporty little convertible meant business...
>>8486292
Oops. I'm.. so.. sorry...
>>8486159
>Takeshita laughs awkwardly as she opens her eyes and picks herself back up off the ground. She notices the dust and grime all over you, and gives a slight indicator with her thumb.
That's one way to get the job done, I suppose. Hope that wasn't too much for you too handle. That crap's all over you now.
At any rate, I guess we should head onwards thanks to your handiwork. If I may ask, what exactly will we be looking for at the end of this road? Like I said, the map isn't going to be very helpful anymore.
>>8486276
Smartest thing thot patrol has done all season
>>8486311
>implying you have land
>>8486312
Yes, that's it! Sing louder for my coming glory!
>>8486276
>RANDY ORTON CHANGES THE GAME
I'M SUING YOU FOR CATCHPHRASE INFRINGEMENT
>>8486290
>his face gradually makes a with a very evil and taunting smirk before opening his mouth
Bill. is. raping. with. the. help. of. Hil-la-rrrrry.
>>8486309
>Ahri draws her hand back.
Really? Well, as long as you're studying hard, it's important to.
>>8486302
>Ahri reaches out to take the glass. She smiles and bows.
Thank you kindly for this. I'm not sure who I plan to spend it with just yet.
F E A S T B O Y S
Further perpetuating the "sports guys are stupid" stereotype.
He ran outta gas.
Holy shit, that's almost too brutal, even for me.
>>8486345
Nigga what.
How quickly the faction games went from something fun to something cancer.
If that's the game they're gonna play, we may as well force the rules a bit too.
I'd rather never wrestle again then let these bitches in heat get away with this.
>>8486107
>>8486129
Never thought I'd say this, but it's been a pleasure making business with you.
>>8486276
Dumb motherfuckers made the biggest of their lives.
It's on.
>>8486358
You make me hard
>>8486364
Blame Junko and her desire for ships
>>8486267
>He's clearly not convinced by Ahri's attempts to dismiss the subject
Then like what? A warrior must learn all creatures and people of the world, even those from strange lands. What I also know is that with no harmful intent owards you, your kind have a bad habit of trickery and honeypotted deceit. So I ask, just what did you do as they crossed your path?
If you're against this Warcuck + Monokuma shit just give your faction to Seth.
>>8486359
>it's just rp m8
>>8486359
Do it.
You will do anything for win, right?
>>8486378
T. Buttblasted Acuckski fag
Someone, somewhere, is fapping to that event.
Good night, sweet prince.
Maybe because you're nagging a dog?
Hey, you're not Britain!
>>8486390
Y-Yes?
>>8486358
You're welcome, and I am sure you'll find someone soon. Very easy for you.
>brings the glass up to his mouth and takes a few sips of kvass
>>8486365
Don't act like you were going to play nice with us Seth. It was going to come down to this one way or another.
You wanted a rivalry and now you've got one. Ive finished wiping my blade clean of Akatsuki's blood anyways.
>>8486359
It's just one step closer!
I want to get out of here!
I don't care if I have to hurt someone!
>>8486351
>receives subpoena
>appears in court
>is sued
>files bankruptcy
>debt is discharged
>>8486400
Can I just put my name down for Guys Being Dudes when the next game comes or do I have to recruit officially?
>>8486378
Seth you are a good man. But if you think that scheme would work, you are not exactly the brightest of stars.
>>8486423
yes
>>8486358
Ah...
May I ask who are you? It's fine if you don't want to...
>>8486418
Dammit! It was mine! You can't just say my thing and get away with it!
Problem?
So not only are you again going against Bill, you're also teaming up with someone not even American. Who...Who are you?
>>8486423
You can put your name down for whoever. No need for official membership.
>Being so bad at the game you need to fuse with another faction to claim victory.
Lmaoing at you plebs.
Yuno please just put things back to the way they were.
>>8486456
I should've put more points into luck, huh?
>>8486423
I see you're a man of taste. You don't have to formally join. Just jot your name down and hope we win big.
>>8486292
Love? Yeah, right! I don't think that kind of love is gonna go past me unscathed, I'll tell you that much--
>Alfred's eyes widen in fear.
I... I take it back. I take it all back. I'm just gonna leave.
>>8486326
All in a day's work! Let's just say it wasn't too incredibly taxing for me and leave it at that, okay? It's nothing a bit of rest can't fix!
>Alfred turns around, motioning for you to come. A small smile is on his face, and he almost looks cheerful about the situation.
I, uh... Almost assumed we would just make out own shelter at the end of this road. There's heaps of buildings around, so we won't need to worry about that, right? Did you have any ideas?
>>8486353
...
>Alfred takes a deep breath, and tilts his head back, before yelling something very loudly.
IVAN IS HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH SADIK, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO PROVE ME WRONG.
>>8486400
But I WAS British once, so this kind of counts!
>In reality, it was just boiled Gatorade that Alfred offered to the person. He's not British.
>>8486445
>Alfred looks down, before looking back up.
A-Alfred F. Jones. The American Hero.
>>8486444
When are you going to cuck the mercenary out of her ship with Ahri?
>>8486377
>She looks a little upset for a moment.
That we do... But I spoke my way out of it. If I faced them at all. I know my way around these parts.
They aren't hard to avoid.
>>8486405
>She raises the glass handed to her before taking a sip from it.
>>8486407
>(Gah! I'm so sorry! I thought I did!)
Waiting for stuff? Like what? Is it another game?
I could wait with you. It'd be less boring that way.
>>8486433
My name is Ahri, it's a pleasure to meet you. And you are?
>She casually extends a hand towards the girl.
>>8486474
When are you going to stop being mad at games?
I realize you're all having fun and that's nice, but hurry the fuck up. Aight?
>>8486468
>Kissu.
>>8486472
Mmmhmm.
>Adachi walks into the thread, curious as to what is going on at the current moment. He looks around at all the posts, letting out a heavy sigh as he sees nothing but shit. As he turns to leave, he notices a certain post involving a map, finding out his faction had merged with some furries.
You know, it's nothing personal, but I'm not really a fan of being a furfag. I do have some standards, as much of a shock that may seem to be.
I hereby abandon my post as part of the merged faction of the furries and Monokuma and join the Freebirds.
Part of why this is happening is because you still haven't given me that blowjob I earned with my good boy points.
>>8486501
>leaves a joint faction
>joins a joint faction
It's about time some of you started recognizing who the biggest and baddest was.
I can hear you shaking in your boots from here.
>>8486497
Hey buddy! What's your problem!? Who have you the right to kiss me?
>>8486418
Carrying a team all on my own is fun and all, but, I want to give my lands to freebirds. It's just what's best for me. Screw everyone else.
Is it really superhuman strength if they're buff as fuck and it's a dog?
>>8486501
tl;dr
>>8486519
Me, myself, and I.
>>8486497
Sorry this had to have happened during your games mate.
>>8486465
I don't see the point.
People are going to shitpost either way.
Besides I like what's happened. Makes for an interesting development.
>>8486521
O-Oh shit, all right.
>>8486478
Fine. I'm gonna wait with.. what are you?
>>8486472
>he immediately bellowing in hysterical communist laughter upon hearing that, even gets into a small coughing fit from how hard he is laughing
W-Where you get this? From a fucking fanfiction website? Poshalyushta, don't be serious about this... I can only laugh so hard...
>>8486390
Is being a shit person part of your "arpee" too ? Because damn you're pretty good at that, even though it's the only thing you remotely do right.
>>8486410
Yeah, and congratulations on making yourselves the number #1 public enemy.
But hey, have fun drowning in the flood you caused. I'll be on the coast enjoying my beer with my pals, as the waves leave traces of your filthy blood on the sand.
>>8486424
Not me my dude. I don't need anyone else than the team I have right now to banish these dogs to the slaughterhouse.
>>8486474
We will kill Junko before that ever happens.
>>8486501
>the furries
Only one of them is a furry.
What the actual fuck is this faction stuff even?
>people wanting to join the waifubait and shitpost faction
>not wanting to join a faction where guys can be dudes
I can't think anything better than the faction Dudes Being Guys.
>>8486559
Which one?
>>8486478
I'm Suiren Shibazeki. Nice to meet you too.
>she extends her hand and accepts the handshake
I'm sorry for thinking you're a bad person earlier. I just... have a sort of trauma.
>>8486472
>Takeshita returns the smile, and follows behind you as she puts away the map and has a sip of her bottled water.
That's pretty much what I was thinking, so let's just get to the end as quick as time'll allow. I get the feeling that the sleeping bags in my backpack here are itching to be used.
>>8486478
Do you know what components are in this drink?
>>8486570
Ahri.
>>8486562
I want an explanation too
Oh thank Christ. Bless your soul, Pepper.
>>8486547
Nah, s'cool. If anything, it's keeping the thread incredibly active.
>>8486562
Oh.
Hello.
>>8486514
Eggman-Kun has always had that effect on me
>>8486557
Send wave after wave of all the peons you can find after me Seth.
Enjoy that drink too, because like all your lackeys it will run out. And then I'll deal with you personally.
>>8486581
Don't talk shit about Ahri.
She's hot as fuck.
>>8486444
>>8486514
This calling to war will bring nothing but sorrow and I don't need the Raven's Eye to see your mind has succumbed to the darkness. Young warriors, I speak the truth no matter how little ye want to hear it. The truth is that this war has made you corrupt and mad!
As for you soldier, do not fall back into the bloodlust. You are more than a wolf Suzumi!
>>8486478
Then I am glad to know the people of the east are as strong willed as they claim to be.
>>8486557
And the only thing you can do is talk talk talk.
I'm going to look forward to this. You've become a symbol of hope around here, Seth. I'm going to grind that hope into dust and no amount of words or grandstanding is going to save you this time. Look forward to it, spandex boy.
Yuno's games went from fun to shitpost in a snap.
>>8486568
Can i join?
A-Are girls allowed?
>>8486607
T. Furfag
>>8486618
More like fun to butthurt but still fun
>>8486611
Junko x Seth erp when?
>>8486621
>logo literally says no girls
>>8486629
t. Warcuck/Freefuck
>>8486550
I'm a Kitsune. Pleasure.
>She bows.
>>8486571
Suiren? That's a pretty name.
>She blinks, her smile fading.
A-are you alright? I'm so sorry. You don't need to speak of it if you don't want to.
>>8486580
>Ahri, tasting the drink, looks it over.
No. What is there?
>>8486581
Yes?
>>8486562
Join the fun Nonon, this ain't Aali's augmented games but this whole faction drama is great comedy.
>>8486633
It says No Ma'am, actually
>>8486618
>shitpost
It's rp you retard
>>8486618
I don't see that at all.
It's just leading to one final point in the end.
Even if I don't own the group, I'm still winning.
>>8486618
>shitpost
THIS IS HYPE AS FUCK, CAN'T YOU SEE?
THIS AUTISTIC SIMULATOR FACTION BULLSHIT HAS CREATED RIVALRY BETWEEN PEOPLE
TEAM FREEBIRD FOR LIFE, FUCK THE HOUNDS
>>8486497
I swear I am! It's just not my luck that Bill's on every team I'm against! And I can't control who I'm teamed with...
>>8486556
I wish I was, Soviet, I wish I was.
>Alfred pulls out a photo of Russia and Turkey together, Russia looking... Flirty. Pic related. It's probably photoshopped, but it looks too real to tell.
>>8486575
Man, I could go for a bit of rest, myself. We've been walking for way too long, but it's all for a good cause, right? I wonder how long it'll take for us to get there.
>Alfred looks back with a wide grin.
What do you say we run there so we don't take too long getting there?
>Alfred
>>8486621
>Can I join?
Weren't you already a part of Warhounds?
>>8486622
9 tailed foxes are not fur... This is bait. God damn it!
>>8486621
If you join anything other than the shitpost faction, I'm raping you.
>Your wife
>>8486661
t. left out literally who
>>8486597
A furry got killed by another furry, who would've thought of that?