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Previous thread: >>8472988
>>8482789
Sylvie!
>>8482652
yeah i really do...
>>8482789
my dsd
>>8482789
Baggel
Always best
>>8482790
Yes, I will talk to this other human.
>>8482727
Hello?
>>8482765
I'm getting a Fennekin and a Bulbasaur.
>>8482789
All of them, but I'm trying to lose weight.
>>8482835
Hello? who is this and what have you done with my trash compactor?
tm
>>8482835
>>8482859
>Judging.
>>8482884
lewd trashbot
>>8482789
Salac Berries!
>>8482847
They had Kanto starters?! WHAT?
>>8482799
you two are a cute couple, i'm jealous
>giggle
>>8482884
Pssst. Dance battle while the rock is on the phone?
>>8482859
I am Regirock.
I have not done anything with any trash compactors.
>>8482919
That's what you get for running off too fast. Should I go get you one...?
>>8482940
Okay.
>Steel: Do the robot.
>>8482960
>facepalm
wait, regirock!? Regirock!
Have you seen Registeel?
>>8483009
>Regirock slowly turns around and stares at >>8482990
No.
>>8482922
Why are you jealouse?
John, if you're still on the phone...
I don't believe the higher ups would care if you eliminated the problem Pokemon, but I would catch or otherwise contain it until receiving permission from them. I don't know about you, but I don't want to see N angry.
>>8483009
>Beep beep beep beep
I AM RIGHT HERE. PUT YOUR TRASH IN ME.
I LOVE TRASH.
>>8482974
Yeah, think you can grab a Charmander for me? Thanks Diamond!
First thing I found on Route 2 was a Scatterbug, quick balls are the best thing ever!
>>8482990
That's pretty funny!
>Sun dances "Hips Don't Lie" in return
>>8483130
Got it. I'm heading up there. You wanna do this as a team or no?
It'd be kinda fun to double battle people.
>>8483079
I'm sending this to our Kalos contact. We have the Pokeball for the Malamar, assuming our guy can get close enough safely.
Standing orders are to take the fucker alive if possible, dead if not.
I also sent the evidence our last field guy got back to Couriway's cops.
Oh, and I'm with you on N being angry - guy's got a death-glare no mortal gaze can match. It's uncanny, to be honest.
Thanks for the assist.
>Send an email to Frankie, and try to get the Pokeball express-shipped...
Pecha best berry
>>8482799
Oh Zorro I may be sweet but I'm not a berry~
>>8483218
To be fair you do look like one.
>>8483066
You and sylvie are such a cute couple, i feel that i won't have such luck in finding someone like that, that me and him would be a couple like that
>>8483156
Sounds cool Diamond lets do it! You got five minutes to get your butt to Route 3!
>>8483064
>Thumbs up.
>>8483146
Very good.
>Steel does the macarena.
where the fuck did this random pizza come from
did wally order more pizza
>>8483293
You also look like a berry
But you have nice legs while berries do not
>>8483313
I'm hurrying up. I'm definitely getting a Honedge when we come up on those.
>Roll for how many minutes Diamond is going to take.
>>8483174
No problem. You'll have to excuse me, Sliggoo is trying to bully Guzzlord for last night's Hoennese takeout.
>>8483302
I bet you will! it is awesome!
>>8483368
Wha? I did not do it.
>>8483064
well if you seen him let me now.
>>8483126
>squints....
hmmmmm
>>8483368
What is it?
>>8483399
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
I LOVE TRASH. PUT YOUR TRASH IN ME, RUBY.
>>8483320
Try this!
>Sun dances "Talk Dirty to Me" by Jason Derulo
>>8483368
What os going on?
>>8483399
Yes, of course.
>Hang up and give the phone back to Sun
>>8483320
>Continue to stare at
Steel, did you get captured by a human?
>>8483358
If a Goomy isn't the first Pokemon I see on Route 14 I'm gonna.... I don't know, fine Kalos? Hell if I know, but I'm not gonna be happy!
Coooooooome ooooooon Diamond your five minutes have been up for a while!
>>8483421
HMMMMMM
>put paper plate in
>>8483389
>Frankie chuckles.
You didn't do anything wrong, Zorro, you're fine.
>>8483418
>>8483471
>Frankie: deep breath.
I just got a high-priority assignment from work, and I need you guys to come with me.
There's a Malamar running around northern Kalos that my bosses want tracked down and stopped.
This is not an easy job. I've been told to expect that this thing will attack on sight and fight to kill.
If you want out, I understand, but this isn't a job I can take on alone.
>>8483435
>Do the-
>>8483487
...Yes? I don't remember how... I think something with aluminum cans was involved.
>>8483510
>If evens the plush has a disposal function otherwise it squeaks and beeps.
>>8483512
pffff like I would let you go by yourself.
>>8483418
Sylvie! I found a thing while digging today!
>gives a dirty silver bracelet
>>8483512
I can help you with it
>>8483503
>He walks up huffing.
S-sorry. I think I've been hanging out with Palkia and Dialga too much.
I got a Fletchling.
>>8483541
wait a sec.
>>8483487
>Sun takes back the phone
Hey Rock, you wanna try?
>Toxic by Britney Spears
>>8483541
...Does your trainer know about this place?
>>8483593
NONSENSE
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HANGING AROUND US TOO MUCH
>>8483604
>Hopefully convincing plush squeaks.
>>8483643
He shouldn't.
>>8483654
Maybe not dialga. But palkia.... well he cheats at Galaga.
>>8483667
fampai just cause you suck at it doesnt mean im a cheater
>>8483593
Geeez Diamond, come on! The sun's not gonna be up forever!
>Pearl dashes off into Route 3
>Rolling to see what the first Pokemon he finds is
>>8483654
>>8483681
Whoa! I have a question for you two while you're around. Is there anyway I don't get butchered by that gengar?
>>8483735
No.
>>8483512
>she gingerly grabs the mud encrusted bracelet, how would anybody know it was silver is beyond me
Uh thanks hun
>>8483512
I suppose I'll help
>>8483626
Sorry human, not right now.
I was never any good at dancing anyway.
>>8483659
That is not the answer I was hoping for.
>Sigh
>Regirock stomps on the ground a couple of times
>A Pokemon runs by outside the room and up the stairs leading outside
>>8483654
I mean there isn't but... I'm getting a bit fat from hanging out with you guys.
>>8483681
Hey Palkia you like arcade machines, right?
>>8483710
Wait up!
>Follow after him.
>Rolling for a pokemon encounter.
>>8483735
wear a dress made of spell tags famalasada
>>8483735
Get to level 65 then psyshock him and hope it hits
>>8483659
THIS ISNT REGISTEEL
>>8483749
>Steel sweat.
>>8483804
>Plush sweating.
>>8483688
No problem and it's even better that my shoulder is almost fully healed, it should be better by tomorrow
>>8483681
You definitely cheat.
>>8483710
>Azurill
Alright, I can work with this!
>Pearl sends out Froakie (Level 8)
>Rolling to Quick Ball the Azurill
>>8483778
Hey Diamond, you find anything yet?
>>8483779
but... that seems unpractical.
>>8483792
Yeah this seems more logical! I gained two more levels today I actually earned a name from my trainer.
>>8483749
Aww.... Okay!
>>8483804
Hey Ruby, wanna grab some pizza?
>>8483832
What's your name now?
>>8483742
Maybe if we get it cleaned it could be worth at least 5!
>>8483688
>excite
>>8483735
I WOULD SUGGEST PUTTING SPELL TAGS AROUND YOUR HOUSE, RATHER THEN YOUR BODY.
>>8483778
FAIR ENOUGH. I CAN ACQUIRE A GYM FOR THE NEXT TIME YOU SHOW UP.
>>8483749
>>8483823
>Slate stands on top of the Desert Ruins, looking out into the desert
>Sandstorm
>>8483832
thats what makes it funny
>>8483830
nah bro you just suck at games
>>8483778
ye fampai theyre the jam
>>8483778
>Bunnelby LV8.
>Send out LV7 Bulbasaur.
>Roll to ball it.
>>8483830
Found a rabbit.
>>8483861
Haha. Thank you. Maybe you can tell me stories while I exercise.
>>8483883
Cynthia gave me one she got from Unova. Uh, it's at my Villa in Sinnoh. You can have it if you want?
It was Pac Man, you probably have one already.
>>8483823
It is alright, one of the ground types will create a sandstorm to hide us.
>>8483844
Please do not tell him where we are.
>>8483861
That doesn't sound very assuring. Am I going to die horribly?
>>8483883
>giggle
That does sound funny when i picture it.
>>8483844
Please don't tell him we're here.
>>8483995
Thank you. What are we going to do?
>>8483823
>grabs plush
If i where a badass super trash compactor, where would i go?
>>8483844
(i didnt see it sorry)
Yeah! where you at?
-ruby
>>8484033
>Plush noises.
-Definitely Registeel, do not worry, Ruby.
>>8483883
Just you wait Palkia, I'll prove you're a cheater one of these days!
>>8483958
I got an Azurill, is that the rabbit you have?
>Scope out some trainers
>NEBBY: SNEAK AFTER FRANKIE AND CO
>ROLL FOR SNEAKINESS
>>8483853
Five what?
>>8484086
>that cat is way to sneaky while being so big
>>8484013
bro
here
>a bunch of spell tag fall out of a portal and onto fennekin
>>8484072
good luck ho
>>8483958
sheeit
im off to steal your pacman
brb senpai
>>8484013
.....
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LITWICK
>>8483958
IF YOU SO WISH. I HAVE BEEN TOLD I ALSO HAVE "BOMB ASS WORKOUT MUSIC"
>>8484110
Five moneys!
>does not notice nebby
>>8483995
>>8484023
But whyyyy? Ruby is cool!
>>8484050
Uhhh hold on Ruby, arguing with a rock! I think it's Hoenn though!
>>8484165
Ah okay, well regardless of how much it's worth I bet it'd be nice to wear
>smooch that fox
>>8484110
>SNEAKY CAT: CONTINUE BEING SNEKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8
>>8484127
Ah-!
>covered in a mountain of spell tags
th-thanks?
>starts pasting them on everything
>>8484144
Well at least it's a fire type
>pasting spell tags intensify
>heavy breathing.
>>8484165
five moneys i guess, sounds good
>>8484110
whispers: he has no idea what he is talking about
>>8484173
At least don't tell him Registeel is here.
>>8484023
We are going to hope he doesn't find us.
That is all we can really do at this point. If this Ruby human comes here make sure to hide, I do not want you captured again.
I grow weary, I must rest for now.
>Regirock goes into low power mode
>Still standing up facing the doorway
>>8484199
>suddenly music being blared in the direction Nebby is
Whassat?
>>8484072
Yep.
You wanna fight those twins?
>>8484127
Take care!
>>8484144
Haha. This I have to see. After I'm done helping Pearl, okay?
>>8484194
so you like it?
>jello legs
>>8484199
ah-!
what?
>>8484206
(Did not see post sorry. im juggling a ton of chars lol)
It is a bunch!
-zorro
>>8484165
You mean poké?
>>8484206
What are you doing here?
I thought you lived at Unova?
>>8484248
Of course I love it since you gave it to me!
>>8484173
>Snatch phone.
>End call.
Sun. We are going to play a game. I will give you... As much money as you could possibly want.
But you cannot tell Ruby we are here. If you want to win the game you should be trying to get him to go anywhere but here.
>>8484215
Sleep well, brother.
>>8484253
(Welcome to the club, I'm juggling three, but it was four before Palkia fugged off. )
>>8484221
>>8484248
>NEBBY: ATTEMPT TO HIDE BEHIND A BUSH
>>8484199
>Frankie and Vapey: look over
>>8484295
>Giant catte
>even Frankie would struggle to fit behind that bush
sssh
lets humor him
>>8484053
No! you didn't compact that plate.
>hops on fug and flies towards a large sandstorm
>mega fug: delta stream
>>8484236
I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. IT SHALL BE SET UP BY THE TIME YOU GET HERE.
>>8484203
IF IT IS ANY CONDOLENCES LITWICK IS NOT A VIOLENT DEATH
>>8484257
you didn't notice me?
i was here helping frankie for a while now, i'm adri who are you
>waves to her
>>8484236
Definitely! Let's do it!
>Time to rush off in the direction of those twins
>>8484257
Yes! that is a lot.
>>8484264
>hugs sylvie.
thanks for being here!
>>8484295
>das a small bush
>squint
>>8484266
Okay!! I need 50127750000 P!!!
>>8484337
Hey Ruby!! How about that pizza? I've got tons of it if you wanna feed your dragon thingy too!
>>8484341
Thank you, Dia! Don't tell Palkia but you're way cooler than him.
Haha.
>>8484366
Stop runniiing!
>Run off after him.
>>8484311
>SLOWLY SNEAK UP CLOSER
>>8484373
>THE BUSH COMES WITH HIM
>SNEAKY BUSH MOVEMENTS
>>8484341
>phew
Thanks dialga! I'll sleep better tonight now. un-plagued but imminent thoughts of having my heart ripped out.
One more question. Do I become as strong as Zorro?
>>8484337
>Scared.
>>8484413
We can... Arrange that.
Please get him away from here, okay? Tell him Registeel is somewhere else and I'll get you that money.
>Head off to check the map for somewhere to get money at.
>>8484373
5 Poké is actually very little, to compare a can on lemonade costs 350.
>>8484355
I'm Mayday, I've been with Sylvie for a few weeks now.
Also weren't you the guy working at the milkshake place we went to some days ago?
>>8484434
I thought you said you wanted to lose weight!
>Preschooler 1 sends out Caterpie (Level 2), Preschooler 2 sends out Pichu (Level 5)
>Pearl sends out Scatterbug (Level 3)
>>8484434
would you fug dialga
>>8484501
Well lots of things happened and now i'm staying with you guys, i hope i'm not bothering you
>>8484471
THAT DEPENDS... WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER STRENGTH?
>>8484434
THANK YOU, DIAMOND. I WILL BE SURE TO KEEP THIS AS OUR LITTLE SECRET.
>>8484549
yes
>>8484549
>>8484581
I'd paint you fugging Dialga.
>>8484549
Hey, if a phenomenal cosmic power asks 'chu to, like, polish their spear pillar, 'chu don't just turn that down, bro.
>>8484440
>rustle rustle
Man i sure do wish NEBBY was here!
>>8484501
350?! that is HUUUGE
>>8484609
do it paintdoggo, I'll even pay you for it
how much would you charge?
>>8484546
Shush! We are so gonna have to grind...
>Diamond sends out LV 6 Fletchling.
>Who goes for a Quick Attack on Caterpie!
>>8484549
I mean I'd rather like date him or something before sex. I guess if he was interested in a date???
>>8484579
Haha. Thank you.
>>8484640
I dunno, depends on how big you want it to be.
I'd charge about 5k poké for a small painting.
>>8484579
Strong as in... I don't know.
Like I really want to impress my trainer by winning. So I guess at fighting?
>>8484373
>hugs the phox back
Where else would I be?
>>8484642
fuck marry kill
dialga palkia pearl
you can replace kill with kiss if you want
>>8484413
>>8484476
Yeah for sure! Rayquaza is getting frickin hungry again...
>>8484549
...
yes
...
>>8484704
KNIFE FUG
>>8484658
small sounds good
how am I going to pay for this then, do you have a website or something?
>>8484720
Just put it on my bank account.
>Passes Johns bank account.
>>8484549
>>8484691
WHY
>>8484667
I AM SURE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT TIMELINES ARE VERY COMPLEX
THERE ARE SOME WHERE YOU BECOME STRONG AND SOME WHERE YOU DONT
I SHALL TELL YOU ONLY THAT IT IS COMMON FOR YOU TO HIT LEVEL 100.
>>8484642
PERHAPS. I DON'T KNOW. IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'VE CONSIDERED. WE'LL SEE.....
>>8484754
Yeah he does....
heehheeee
>>8484754
Your alright with a bit of ... fictional painting right, big D?
>>8484642
Level grinding? Ew.
>It hits!
>0 Atk Fletchling Quick Attack vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Caterpie: 7-10 (50 - 71.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Caterpie uses Tackle! Last number!
>Pearl's Scatterbug uses Tackle on the on the Pichu, second to last number!
>Pichu uses Tackle on Scatterbug! Last number
>>8484476
Okay!
>>8484696
Uh... Where do you wanna meet at? I can bring pizza wherever!
>>8484754
>"gulps, dialga is here"
>"i hope he didn't see what i posted
yeah...
why...
>roll to poker face
>>8484627
>NEBBY STARTS TO GET EXCITED
>THE BUSH IS SHAKING
>>8484891
>Frankie: sigh.
We all know you're there. Come and join the party.
>Adjust bandolier, vest, and belt, because no bags on person anymore.
>>8484805
I'l get on with it right now.
>Puts a fresh canvas on an ezel and starts painting.
>>8484704
Aren't you still a virgin
>>8484691
Decline to answer.
>>8484754
Right! If you'd just wanna go as friends we could.
>>8484850
Well we aren't gonna get anywhere if our pokemon get KOed. Or if honhons kick our butts.
>Hit!
>Quick attack on Caterpie again!
>>8484754
What? really? This is awesome!
>>8484862
Hmmm...
How about Mauville? near that large sandstorm?
>>8484924
thanks again
now that I think about it, I kind of want a painting of me and dialga just having dinner together too
y'know, all romantic and shit
would that be another 5k for another small painting or do you have different pricing for non-lewd stuff?
>>8484927
No' i'm not...
But that's something pretty rude to ask about
Especially if you ask that to a lady like me
>>8484876
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW AS WELL
>>8484789
I DO NOT MIND
>>8484768
WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT, DEAD SEA?
>>8484805
PERHAPS? I CANT SAY WITHOUT KNOWING WHO YOU ARE.
>>8484963
IN SOME OF THOSE TIMELINES YOU ARE STILL A FENNEKIN, HOWEVER, SO CHOOSE YOUR ROUTE CAREFULLY.
>>8484941
ILL THINK ON IT. I HAVE YET TO INSPECT THOSE TIMELINES, SO IT IS AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY TO ME.
>>8485085
shoot dialga go away
>>8485070
knife cuck
>>8485059
Sure, white and red blocked tablecloth, candlelight and Italian food?
>>8485085
Thanks big D, your always a chill guy.
>>8484941
>Quick Attack missed, Pearl's Scatterbug missed its tackle
Diamond, are you sure you don't have that champ's curse?
>Caterpie uses Tackle! Last number!
>Pearl's Scatterbug uses Tackle on the on the Pichu, second to last number!
>Pichu uses Tackle on Scatterbug! Last number
>>8485013
Sandstorm?? Isn't that dangerous?
>>8484918
BUT
I WAS SNEAKING
HOW DID PEW KNOW
>>8485187
They should be done in a few hours.
Add in another hour to get the paint all dry and you can pick them up.
Or would you like me to send them through the mail?
Would cost you 500 poké extra though.
>>8485085
What? I am? this is going to be an interesting experience....
>>8485252
Shut up you little...
I did a lot of training on my own. It's been a long time...
>>8485381
oh really? enough to not die?
>>8485381
its been a few hours you shitheel
>>8485372
thank you
>blushes
>>8485385
shit man it's been too long
how's vapey doing?
>>8485490
U r a slut
I on the other hand am I certified man whore
>>8485187
PERHAPS? TIMELINES DIVERGE EASILY.
>>8485252
OKAY?
>>8485261
POTENTIALLY. IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR CHOICES.
>>8485183
Nothing is dangerous.
>>8485372
It looks like you liek steel tpyes
Nice tastes my fiernd
>>8485372
I'l have them delivered tomorrow.
I hope you'l enjoy them.
>Finishes the last painting, where a handsome human and Dialga are staring into each others eyes over a candle lit pasta dinner.
>>8485490
SHOW US SOME LEWD PICTURES
>>8485494
>Frankie: cross-Internet grin.
Aw, she's doing great, loving the new digs. We've got some friends over, too, so it's a lot less lonely here now for both of us.
I'm living in Kalos, got a new job. It's a little higher-risk than a Pokemart, but it's so worth it.
Mind if I ask what people are saying around town about me and my sister both up and vanishing?
>>8485553
Are you suuuuuuuure about that, Ruby? Are you reeeeeally sure?
>>8485385
I AM A SMALL CLOUD PUFF
>NEBBY CEASES HIDING AND FOLLOWS AFTER FRANKIE
>>8485598
500P says she has no lewd pics saved.
If you want Bisharp lewd in general, go to pokephilia.net or something and stop demanding people spoonfeed it to you.
>>8485644
>Frankie: Confusionâ„¢
Umm...
>Vapey: giggle
When was the last time you saw a mirror?
I mean you're good looking
But I wouldn't call you a cloudpuff
>Porybeep.
Greetings, everyone. How are you all doing on this fine evening?
>>8485679
doing plot that you need to stay out of
>>8485692
this
>>8485510
>U r a slut
i'm not a slut
>>8485598
no way i won't give you anything
>>8485692
(This.)
>>8485625
Are you questioning me? I'm never not sure about anything.
>>8485490
anytime
do you have a trainer, by the way?
>>8485540
nice
I'd love to hear more about how timelines work but most of it would probably just fly over my head
>>8485569
steel types are in fact the best, there are many really cool pokemon types though
>>8485591
I cannot thank you enough
>>8485612
wow, sounds like leaving fuchsia turned out much better for you than everyone thought
honestly when you disappeared everyone except your sister and her friends were really worried
luckily she also fucked off recently so things have got much more relaxed around here
once I let everyone know you're alright I'm sure they'll all feel great
>>8485723
(Nah. I was gonna wait for the other anon to reply so I could post at the same time but I'm shitposting in discord so fuck off.))
>>8485692
>>8485702
>>8485716
(the just asked a question? quit being a faggot.)
>>8485678
>follows confidently.
>>8485644
Nebby!
>>8485723
>one (You)
you tried
>>8485459
Maaaybe~
>>8485467
I trained very hard, maybe you've never heard of it but it's called going out and stabbing everything you see to earn EXP.
>>8485733
Haha okay Ruby! Wait until you see where I keep the pizza!
>Use the whistle of Nebby taxi service
>Go to Mauville
>>8485743
well kinda, i'm staying i a friends house, and i'm going to help him with a battle tomorrow but i'm not with a trainer
>>8485692
Holy shit that burn. You just toasted my laptop with that
>>8485679
>Vapey borks.
Chasing down a scary person!
>>8485743
>Frankie: chuckle.
I'm alright. Working for these guys called Catalyst now, based mostly out of Unova. I do odd jobs in between the high-risk stuff, I'm chasing down a Malamar that's aggro on humans right now.
Carmen, well, she went a little crazy. She's in jail with a whole raft of charges against her.
>>8485753
Alright, it looks like we're heading to Couriway Town. Be ready for anything, alright? This punk could have friends.
>>8485799
I'm already there. slowpoke.
>>8485849
Holy shit that burn. You just toasted my laptop with that
>>8485761
What did you stab? Describe in detail for me please.
>>8485761
boring
actual battles are where its at bro
>>8485743
this guy gets it
steel types a best
>>8485926
Holy shit that burn. You just toasted my laptop with that!
>>8485679
....
How do you eat?
>>8485907
I am always ready for everything!
(Why does the porygon guy get shitposted out of thread all the time?)
>>8485952
>bap
pew
>>8485753
HELLO
>BAT THE FOX WITH A PAW
>>8485678
I DONT LIKE MIRRORS
THEY HAVE A SCARY CAT THING IN THEM
>>8485986
( One or more of the locals has an obsessive grudge against Pory's RPer and pukes bile on them the minute they threadpost )
>>8485992
That cat thing is you Nebby
>>8485986
(He has a tendency to jump into every plot and it's caused a few plots to be dropped. )
>>8485918
What? No, silly! I don't keep the pizza in Mauville, it's in...
>Sun gestures to the UB portal Nebby just came out of
Here!
>>8485986
Because he has a habit of shitting up plots and shoving his nose in everyones business
>>8485992
Ha!
>pounce nebby
Mirrors are pretty scary. they always have some scary pokemon in them!
>>8486032
Sylvie did you gain a level today?
>>8485929
It was a lot, it's kind of a blur but there were a lot of shinx and bidoof, they were easy pickings if I could get the drop on them. Starly and Abra would run off as soon as they saw me. I broke a geodude open, it was very pretty. Graveller, not so much. Zubats are kind of annoying.
But it was all worth it in the end.
>>8485952
That's like, your opinion man.
>>8485963
Simple. I don't. My energy comes from electricity, and maintenance is not one of my bodily functions, so I do not need food for materials for such.
>>8485907
Ah, interesting.
>>8485986
>>8486030
(That or they're just fishing for reactions and like to watch people squirm. And they have ammo for it, as well.)
>>8486078
I did! I'm uhhh 67 now!
>>8486090
all right, i'm in kalos, sorry that i won't be able to meet you
>>8486080
pretty sure the opinion of a champion on battling holds more weight than a random sneke
>>8485986
ho shit
its a puffcloud
>Pet the pew's little hand thing
>>8486032
BUT THE CAT THING CANT BE ME
IM A SPACE DUST
>>8486078
DONT TELL ANYONE
BUT I THINK THE MIRRORS MIGHT BE WORKING WITH THE DOTS
>>8486248
>Forbidden technique: Thousand Dots.
>Points a laser at a disco ball
>>8486087
What? Could i do that? that sounds cool!
>>8486104
You are catching up to me. I should train some more.
>>8486248
Yeah They would do that! they are always scheming.
>>8486173
maybe not right now, you're free to visit if you're ever in the area
Does anyone know where I can get some...
>Looks at smudged writing on hand.
Wheat?
>>8486421
A farm
>>8486056
That portal? portal pizza?
Sure i'm down for new things.
>>8486421
>Squint
Hello, sister. I believe the local grocery store should sell wheat.
>>8486436
Alright! Come on Ruby, into the Ultra Dimension! Don't touch the jellies!
>Sun climbs through the portal
>>8486421
I got some wheat, yo.
>>8486435
Okay!
>>8486439
Thanks dad! I'm still on the run from the law so, bye bye!
>>8486485
>Dad
... Uh. No? Not unless Gladion is your dad. Lillie, what drugs are you on?
>>8486485
>I'm still on the run from the law so
Use a disguise
>>8486387
yeah, when i get the chance i'll see you
>>8486483
Get a job, dude!
>>8486510
None!
Do you know if it's weird to smoke a ghost of yourself?
>>8486529
Will do!
>>8486477
>follows through portal.
Portal suck. the pizza better be good.
>>8486543
Lemme suck yo dick
>>8486554
>>8486477
>FLEX
>>8486080
Sounded like fun.
>>8486543
You smoked a what.
>>8486554
Yes! I don't sell bad piz-
>>8486584
HEY!!! GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY PIZZA!!
>>8486543
.... yes. That is considered weird, Lillie. Where did you even find a ghost of yourself...?
>>8486543
..But I already have a job though?
Also that's like, real weird.
>>8486543
excuse me what the fuck
>>8486543
>not fucking yourself
thats the weird part sis
>>8486620
>FLEX
I HAVE
>FLEX
NO INTEREST
>DOUBLE FLEX
IN YOUR
>FLEX
HIGH FAT FOOD
>>8486335
NOTICE PEW NEVER SEE A DOT IN
>>8486286
AAAAAAAAAA
>HIDE BEHIND A TREE
>>8486600
yep
>>8486648
Uhhh... Ultra Space.
>>8486651
It is?
>>8486655
Hi Uncle SB.
>>8486676
Also brother Dave.
Wow brother Dave makes you sound like a monk. I'm gonna take a nap. Might do some bag shenanigans in a bit,
>>8486585
Maybe we could do something like that together sometime?
Everything's better with friends.
>>8486744
>Bag shenanigans
.... oh no.
>FEAR
>Hug the unconscious husband
>>8486755
what level are you?
>>8486755
ye totes
i love taking my friends for a group bathroom trip
>>8486871
48, ya cuck
>>8486744
>Uncle
>"Not good"
>bag shenanigans
>"Extremely not good"
i wonder if we have something to drink here?
>roll to find some alcohol
>>8485540
I guess I'll have to make the correct decisions now.
What would happen if you got caught by a human?
>Roll to summon Jacket
>>8486938
>>8486938
level 48
off of stabbing shitmons for a few hours
yeah fuck no wheres your rare candy hoard douchenozzle
>>8487111
sup jacket
>>8487111
>trips 1s
>mask is on backwards
>>8487128
...?
>>8487160
i stg this serperior runs a fucking rare candy cartel
wanna raid that shit
powerlevel your mons to level 100 off of the powers of drugs?
>i stg this sneke is making me remember why i stopped roleplaying
>>8487185
>shrug
...? ...
>>8487185
>rare candy cartel
>Mexicans
>serperior
>grass types
>turts is Mexican
All grass types are drug dealers
This proves it
>>8487310
Intriguing theory my man
>>8487310
the fuck are you babbling about dude
>Roll to revive thread
>>8487285
haha alright dude
im not sure if thats a yes or not but like
ill see if i can find out where this serperior lives
i think it said fucking
sinnoh or some shit
idk
anons help me out here
>>8487310
Yeah grass types are all druggies.
>>8487391
>I failed to revive thread
>Fucking hell
>I'm the worst god damned necromancer
>Rip guess it'll just be me
>Maybe I should just fucking
>Start samefagging with Dialga
>Have Dialga burn the shit out of Palkia again
>>8487391
...
>grab notebook
>"well he fought cripple detective"
>"where is he exactly"
...?
>>8487128
I ain't telling ya
What is the main differnce between a regular pokeball and an Ultraball? I read a book today and it said it was basically the parts...
>rattling noises
>pours a cup of coffee
>>8487451
>spooks the spook
>>8487403
huh
shit
youre right
>>8487438
idk man im not a nerd but like
i think current ones have a sturdier chip or some shit
>>8487432
cant hide forever drugsneke
>>8487417
shit
i think cripple detective is in kaijuland, sinnoh
sunnyside?
i cant fucking remember the places name man
>>8487417
Sinnoh, near Sunnyshore beach.
Bastard knocked me out and stole money out of my wallet, then somehow avoided getting mauled to death by my team.
Quick question.
How many pounds of weight will break bone? On a relatively small Pokemon. 2 feet, about.
No, before you ask, I'm not murdering anyone.
>>8487486
>skeleton vanishes in an instant
>coffee cup falls on the floor and smashes spilling coffee everywhere
>>8487515
>cross internet thanks
>>8487489
>"sunnyshore"
>"you wanna go get some snake dinner then?"
>>8487522
A sudoku grid,
Only sixteen digits placed.
Too much blank to solve.
>>8487489
Huh... so that's it. Wonder If i could manufacture a Chip from steelix molting.....
>>8487522
Not a whole lot. You're big enough to accidentally kill a small pokemon.
>>8487528
The smartest type! Psychics have nothing. overrated egotistical losers.
(Fug. Am I allowed to rp a double char? As in a double of a pokemon not a legendary.)
>>8487522
fuck man, i remember i read about that before, comes, with work and all, but i forgot, i mean i broke my share of bones but i it needs a pretty good amount to break
>>8487564
i'm stronger than the spook, i'm truly victorious
HAHAHAHA
>>8487631
yes
>>8487595
uhhh idk maybe man
do you got the electronics to make a chip
>>8487631
(It's perfectly fine. I have three Zoroarks.)
>>8487570
aight man roast snake leaf it is
where you at man
still chilling in alola?
>>8487629
ye but you might not have brought all your drugs
>>8487631
(Totally yes. I'd advise developing a Particular Avatar though, to prevent being confused for the other character. That or be shiny, like the second Sylveon in thread )
>>8487629
>ROLL TO TRACK LOCATION VIA GPS
>>8487573
Skull and hips, to be precise.
500 pounds.
>>8487595
Just by sitting on them?
>>8487639
In weight, or effort?
Question.
If pokemon were to kill their trainer how much trouble would they get in.
>>8487717
You would be put down the moment the government got a hold of you.
>>8487595
Fire types are dumb
But not zorro he's a genius
>>8487639
> the feeling of ice cold hands place themselves on stunanons shoulders
>start massaging while loud breathing on his neck
>>8487717
Almost surely euthanized, but.
>Getting caught
Hydrochloric acid or Grumpig to dispose of the body.
>>8487685
I could procure the necessary equipment to make said chip. funny thing is I donno what i'd do with such a powerful pokeball. I just think it's pretty rad.
>>8487707
If you drop 500 pounds onto a 20 pound pokemon you would have a mess.
>>8487717
You would be euthanized most likely.
>>8487740
Yeah I know Zorro is a genius. he's a fire type after all. You sound upset that we are superior to you.
>>8487740
Yeah I am super smart!
>>8487705
>PROVIDE PROCESSING POWER
>>8487771
Ex-cop here.
Call Catalyst, the group N's Plasma sect put together, instead. they can get you out and/or drop a tip to your local authorities about anything illegal your Trainer might be doing.
>>8487738
T'will be worth it.
>>8487771
Noted.
>>8487837
How badly will they make him hurt.
>>8487759
ha, you can't spook anymore ghost
go more to the left please
>>8487707
well i'm using human bones but i don't really know, if you plan on doing that, shouldn't who ever you are thinking of doing that be the one on top?
>>8487837
Maybe he wants to kill the trainer though! Why is that wrong?
>>8487685
There's nothing in Sunyshore for you.
Right now I'm procuring deals to begin shipping out and producing more.
>>8487862
>the ghost skelly stops doing anything for several moments
...
...
...
>the walls start bleeding
>Furniture shaking and maybe a few small things flying about the room
ooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOO
>>8487788
Cushioning?
>>8487862
It's a kink he has. Called face sitting, I think. He wants to try it for some reason.
>>8487851
The last incident rumored to be a Plasma black op ended with the offending Trainer's death. It was a mess.
>>8487868
There's something called due process, kid. Look it up.
>>8488005
45th street Castelia.
Dig up the back yard. You'll find what happened to the rest of his team.
Only I and two others remain.
>>8488005
I do not like long winded stuff like that though. It is boring!