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Official pony thread.

If you see another one, redirect them here.
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>>8467373
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Taco meat is disgusting.
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>>8467393
Holy shit this is the best one yet.
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>>8467395
FUCK YOU!
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>>8467407
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thanks for baking btw
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>>8467419
No u.
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>>8467356
fucking lol. get a load of this butthurt faggot.
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>>8467446
looks like both of us will just have to fuck.
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>>8467443
Tacos r outlaws! No hiding illegal pussy!
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>>8467395
I will kill your whole family. your seed must be purged from the earth

>>8467252
Fuck yeah

>>8467253
Power went out, there were tornadoes south of here. You have no idea how many things use electricity. Like, fucking everything. Even the water pumps. It sucked big time. How have you been? Hows your arm?

>>8467356
Hahahahahahahahaha. Yeah good luck finding me if you cant even link the right post.
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>>8467488
You can fuck yourself with yourself, while I fuck myself with myself, and then we can film it for ourselves and make a narcissistic porno!
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>>8467465
you gotta step it up Smokes, I'm getting way more death threats than you lately.
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>>8467564
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>>8467507
my main chica got raped by a coyote my man. she's a bad hombre.

>>8467540
she's not mexican if she doesn't beat her kids with a flip flop. :^)

>>8467558
mass distribute that shit.
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>>8467564
You're equally worthless pieces of fucking shit.
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>>8467619
Someone sounds mad
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>>8467619
What about me? How worthless am I?
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>>8467633
I was born mad.
you fucking maggot.
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>>8467564
what did you do to disco, anyway?
he's got a serious mad boner for you. i couldn't imagine giving that much of a shit about anyone, let alone some internet stranger.
if he's seriously mentally ill we probably shouldn't make fun of him.
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>>8467601
We're gonna need a cloning machine, or at least some bitches willing to participate in the cloning process, leave the clone sons somewhere for ten years, then hop right back into their lives like:
>I'm you from the future!
Freak the fuck out of the clone and then just rape the shit out of it because it has no legal rights.
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>>8467657
being a 500 lbs mexican shutin who hasn't seen his peepee in a decade or more probably weighs heavily on your mood.
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>>8467592
is that the human that evolved to survive a car crash?

>>8467601
si si!

>>8467619
>TFW you think im equal to Leader

>>8467659
I must have gone back in time and child molested his mom or something. Sounds like something I'd do. Then she raised her son to take vengeance on me when he grew up. Bruce Willis is in talks for the movie. He's going to play the part of Dissy's mom.
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>>8467664
nah babe.
wait 10 years, kill their adoptive parents, and keep them as a hostage.

only if you're caught do you drop the "I'm just you from the future" line.
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>>8467710
TOP KEK!
the White knight of the shit eating faggot makes me laugh with his immature "insults" once again.
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Holy fuck.

Ok, so after an hour of fucking this clone over and convincing bystanders you're from the future, you tell the clone the truth.
Then tell him how he's slowly going to die much faster than everybody else.
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>>8467773
post of the month.
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>>8467744
Yes. Yes it is. How goes it, Jarret?
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>>8467744
yuck, i couldn't imagine sliding out of a filthy mexicunt. no wonder he's such a hate filled pissant.
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>>8467786
pass them around your friends like a child at one of podesta's meetings.
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>>8467795
Pretty good, I live in a firstworld country in a state known for crabs and apples, I have access to fresh drinking water, and my government isnt a narcostate. It's good times over here. Howabout you?

>>8467813
Its kinda nice having someone around to shriek at us again though.
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>>8467793
I used to love that movie, but, it's dated now
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>>8467826
What? No that's legally you getting fucked, you raping your clone is like mastrubation.
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I still love that movie.
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>>8467873
a classic never gets dated, its always a classic. It'll go up there on the shelf next to The Big Lebowski.
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>>8467842
even if it is in broken english
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>>8467842
I'm alright. I have all that too except for crabs. I don't live close enough to the ocean. I prefer shrimp anyway.
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>>8467878
the government should stop regulating my reproductive organs! technically my body technically my choice!
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>>8467842
you insult attempt falls so fucking short.
like couldn't you come up with something personal?
I couldn't careless about the narco state or the government or fresh drinking water.
you are so fucking lame you shit eating pedo.
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>>8467954
>you insult attempt falls so fucking short.
>like couldn't you come up with something personal?

>shit eating pedo
>shit eating faggot

You're doing this ironically, I trust.
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>>8467503
Oh, that's lame. Well at least you lived.
I'm still the same..
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>>8467954
I love you.
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>>8467909
shrimp are pretty good, have you ever had wild caught gulf shrimp?

>>8467903
that just makes it even more special <3

>>8467935
NO YOUR STUPID~!!!111111

>>8467954
What insult? I just like living here, its nice. I mean, you kind of vaguely know where I live, sort of, so I'm sure you did your research.

>I couldn't careless about the narco state or the government or fresh drinking water.

Yeah fresh drinking water is overrated anyhow, cholera 4 life yo!

>>8467991
need to help some neighbors clean up some downed trees though, we didnt have any come down near our place so thats good. Is the same good or bad for you?
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>>8467954
it's not a lame insult if you're getting this upset over it, honcho.
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>>8468032
No. But I love fried shrimp, scampi and shrimp cocktail. I've never had lobster.
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>>8467976
>ironically

>people overusing the word ironic like its a meme.

just kill yourself you fucking maggot.
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>>8467954
you're a clown.
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>>8468129
>not overusing the word "ironic" ironically

weakling
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>>8468081
If you can get ahold of some wild caught shrimp sometime, they're pricier, but they taste amazing, its a big difference. Storebought is mostly farmed in Vietnam and they live in shit and dead shrimp.

Lobster is pretty good but its hardly worth the price. If I'm getting a really premium seafood its those crazy king crab legs. Oh man those are good.

>>8468129
If youre being ironic, it isnt funny, but if you're serious, you're fucking hilarious.
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>>8468129
How does a man become so utterly devoid of self-awareness?
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>>8468138
Your mom wasn't laughing last night when she was getting rammed up with my cock.
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>>8468149
I was being ironic ironically before it was cool.
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>>8468157
stop projecting.
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>>8468169
there are a lot of colloquialisms for sex. "Rammed up" isnt one of them. Was she getting rammed, or was she getting knocked up?
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>people overusing the word projecting like it's a meme
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>>8468169
>rammed up
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>>8468172
I jumped on the bandwagon with everyone else.
...ironically of course
>>8468193
She's not projecting, you're thinking of Northern Wind :^)
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>>8468225
sounds like something an 8th grader says when hes telling all his friends about all the sex he hasnt really had. "yeah dude I totally rammed her up. She loved it. I stuck my dick right in her womb.... You wouldnt know her, shes from Canada"

>>8468228
bandwagons are fun!
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>>8468152
I usually only have seafood at restaurants.

Storebought is mostly farmed in Vietnam and they live in shit and dead shrimp.

I'll remember that.
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I died to the pinwheel boss once.
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>>8468436
LMAO JUST LMAO @ YOUR LIFE
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hey do you guys remember the time we made that one dude mad?
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>>8468474
I remember it like it was yesterday.
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>>8468448
you laugh, but I've never fucking died to a capra demon! the fuckin newbie slayer.
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>>8468484
ah, memories.
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>>8468515
I feel there's a decent chance of dying to Capra every time I fight it.
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But, again
Taco meat = disgusting
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>>8468549
it's the dogs mang. they're reall cunts.

>>8468573
you're disgusting.
and you have a dumb hat.
fku.
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>>8468228
>She
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>>8468615
DOG AINT BAD SHUP
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>>8468660
socks please.
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>>8468684
n y e t
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>>8468646
I'm sorry, Eris is a girl's name ;-;
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>>8468700
I let sif run around at low health, prolonging his humiliating defeat.
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>>8468615
One day you'll know why I'm best horse!
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>>8468786
you are actually a monster.
Very Cruel
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>>8468796
it definitely isn't cause of most of your opinions. cause they're shit. especially the one about sweet mexican meats.

>>8468824
GOOD.
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>>8468796
You are a good horse and you have a nice hat.
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>>8468859
I hate you and you are the reason why I drink
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>>8468796
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>>8468705
So are Ruby, Azzy, Lora, M1ra, Rose, and others. There are obviously quite a few women in these threads. ;)
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>>8468897
wow.

>>8468912
oy mate.
I'm a very pretty girl I'll have you know.
I have socks, and a skirt, and everything.
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>>8468912
yeaaaaaaaaaaa i guess
>>8468935
do you have a penis tho?
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>>8468032
meh.. my arm hurts still yeah
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>>8468947
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>>8468859
It's not even the meat, you tacorini pasta fags take good ground beef and shove abominable spices way up inside of it like the curryniggers were cramping your style!
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>>8468979
but that's gaaaaaaaay
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>>8468957
im sorry Skitty.
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>>8468979
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>>8468998
>chili powder
>garlic
>cumin
>coriander
>oregano
>abominable spices

Sir, your palette is that of a nigger
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>>8468998
>not seasoning your meat
0 taste. I bet you're black. lmao.

>>8468999
not if I'm wearing a skirt.

>>8469018
that mustache is the kind that gives people herpes just by looking at it. .
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I'm a girl too~
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>>8469086
Me too, thanks.
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the niggers decided to store a bunch of industrial crap under the interstate and it caught on fire. that's why the bridge collapsed. why am i not surprised that at the heart of this catastrofuck, there's a nigger nigging it up.
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>>8468935
lol jk thats just emma
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>>8469079
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>>8469100
right. that's what I figured.

>>8469155
much better.
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>>8469165
quick look at the cates
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>>8469165
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>>8469188


>>8469204
now THAT is a mustache.
mind if I take it for a ride?
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>>8469092
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>>8469289
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>>8469243
dog
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does anyone else sing along to the farmers only dot com commercial theme song when it plays on the tv? it's like an uncontrollable instinct i don't even think about it anymore
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>>8469307
it's clearly day
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But if it were night, she would still be wearing them.
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>>8469243
>mind if I take it for a ride?
Only if I can pretend that you're Pinke Pie (female)
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>>8469059
>>8469079
the council has spoken.

>>8469098
wait what? how do you just.... you can just pile flammable shit under the interstate? Holy shit. Al Qaeda is out there like "why didnt we think of that????" Nig stupidity can cause more damage than their actively trying.
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>>8469324
J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW.
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>>8469311
that dug looks an awful like a fux.

>>8469364
horse pussy is better than ass.
confirmed.
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>>8469399
I read it in their theme...
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>>8469059
>chili
>powder
>in your meat
What r u doin?
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>>8469396
it was a load of PVC pipe, from what i hear.
static charges will build rapidly around such a mass in the right weather. even i could have told you that.
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>>8469399
worst one I ever heard was

>at easterns motors
>your jobs your credit
>at easterns motors
>your jobs your credit
>let easterns motors
>put you in a car today
>let easterns motors
>finance it all the way

fuckin 15 years ago and I still remember that shit. FUCK EASTERNS MOTORS

>>8469442
if u put chili powder under your foreskin it gets you high.

>>8469462
huh, interesting.
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>>8469399
no, I'm not a farmer. that's cultural appropriation.
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>>8469442
Blewberries special talent is getting people to literally turn his work into shit. Careful with him.
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>>8469418
i dunno bout that but im p sure this a woof
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>>8469399
>>8469432

>"It's my money, and I want it now!"
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>>8469492
so that temporary storage to save a few bucks cost the state millions. even more when you factor in fuel costs to the commuters. i hope they find the fuck who was responsible and drag him down peachtree street behind a pickup truck.
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kiss me!
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if you wanna be happy when you buy a car
come over to redfern, it's not far.
where they are as nice as they can be
and you're treated with in-teg-rity.

tell your friends that you got a good deal.
tell them how it really made you feel.
to buy from people who are family
redfern ford lincoln mercury!


fucking 20 years and i still have that jingle in my head. sung to the tune of "if you want to be happy" by jimmy soul.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk
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>>8469528
are trees dogs?
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>>8469721
yes
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>>8469777
get it?
cause they're made of bark.
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>>8469492
I'm an American I don't have a foreskin.
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>>8469801
;l
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>>8469817
I'm desperately trying not to laugh my ass off rn.
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>>8469850
cunt
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>>8469572
thats pretty fucked, hope you dont have to deal with too much of that traffic

>>8469810
jewcucked
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>>8469868
what kind of animal can write underwater?
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>>8469905
fich?
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>>8469943
a ballpoint PENguine!
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>>8469903
oh i will. i drive on that road like every day.
this has fucked the whole city over.
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>>8469966
cunt
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>>8470051
wow.
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>>8470101
Don't do it. ;_;
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>>8469966
>.gif
>still image
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>>8470101
hang in there skitty!

>>8470138
yes
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>>8470099
I want to hit you
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>>8470101
fixed

>>8470043
shiiiiiiiiit
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>>8470101
>>8470177
Skitty nooo!

>>8470179
kek
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>>8470157
I get that a lot.
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>>8470215
good.
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>>8470101
Do it! do it pussy!
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>>8470236
there are dogs in space?
what about space kitties?!
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>>8470272
I know of only one space cat, and he goes by Dandy, Space Dandy.
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>>8470272
the astronauts just kept opening the door and the spacekitties could never decide whether to go in or out.
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>>8470305


>>8470310
kek.
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>>8470179
i might be getting my truck's a/c fixed if i'm going to be doing that much traffic sitting.
shit was already bad enough here.
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>>8470354
its an anime joke
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>>8470327

""""""""""No.""""""""""
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>>8470399
I got that.
and a very speciesist one at that.
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>>8470477
I still want to kick you
Cause violence is the best way to deal with feelings!!
>>
i wonder if there are any good sci fi television series i can pirate off tbp..
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>>8470509
nah, the best way to deal with feelings is to make a lot of jokes and pretend there's nothing wrong.
works for me.
:^)
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>>8470540
FRINGE

Actually, I think it's on Netflix.
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>>8470546
haha suicide is funny.
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>>8470584
nah man.
like this.

why did the queen go to the dentist?
to get her teeth crowned!
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>>8470624
:/
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>>8470540
the expanse, dark matter and killjoys are all good.
if you miss out on the expanse you're insane, fucking best show on tv right now.
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>>8470540
You could always rewatch star trek.
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>>8470624
>>8470584
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>>8470715
what do you want
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>>8470714
I'd have to have previously watched star trek to re-watch it.

>>8470642
>>8470576
I'll look into this
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>>8470724
you and rose to get a room already
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>>8470634
er, look at cute things?

>>8470715
what do you want?
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>>8470752
>>8470746
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>>8470752
not helpin
>>8470746
heck off
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>>8470763
you can slip 'n' slide off my taint, my good nigga.

>>8470800
not good!
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>>8470642
>if you miss out on the expanse you're insane, fucking best show on tv right now.
>Season 1 included with your Prime Subscription
Neat.
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>>8470837
>you can slip 'n' slide off my taint, my good nigga.
jfc that's the gayest chit i ever heard since drunk cupcakes in 2011 era /b/read
btw aku said you have a king of the hill brand flat ass and that it would likely be a painful experience
how do you respond to these accusations?
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>>8470866
sorry my man.

>>8470888
>how do you respond to these accusations?
I say you're getting your information from a man who claimed to have fucked a dolphin off the florida coast. and everything he claims should be taken with a grain of salt.
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>>8470837
>>8470930
I recognize that cat! Rose?
>>
ni
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>>8470930
aku boned a dolphin? the fuggin madman
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>>8470971
I am rose.
yes?
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>>8470991
sleep well.

>>8470995
yeah.
he also doesn't like taco meat, apparently.
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>>8470995
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>>8470840
sweet deal. and season two is heating up.
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>>8471003
The last time I remember talking to you was when you said you were a furfag, I believe. Or maybe that was someone else?
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>>8471060
it was.
I have many avatars though.
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>>8471028
He looks like quite the... uhh.. person eh
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>>8471139
Crazy. Shows how much of an idiot I am. I was just like, "Well, Rose is the cat creature and Roseluck."

How are you?
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>>8471234
cats. yes.
I am good. and yourself?
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>>8471207
Yeah. This one too.
>>
I still have this pic of Aku saved.
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>>8471293
I'm okay. What is http://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/ about?
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>>8471347
it's about a khajiit who just wants to start fresh in a new province. she's lead the life of a dunk catto for 19 years.

she fails miserably time and time again, but she stays resiliant.

fucking thing hasn't updated in over a year, and it's still very short, so now is probably the best time to read it, cause it's probably never going to update again.
>>
giving it a try, don't know if it'll work.

'post'
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>>8471388
>so now is probably the best time to read it
I'll try. Seems interesting. The only other story I've been reading in a similar format is the infamous Homestuck.
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>>8467395

Al Pastor pork is not exactly easy to prepare. How can you call it disgusting?
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>>8471477
hihi.

>>8471479
the style was inspired my homo suck.

prequel is much better, I assure you.
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>>8471479
... why do I get the sudden urge to kill myself at the sound of that name 'homestuck' ?
Why is it so dreadfully familiar?
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Hello /b/read
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>>8471502
How's it going Rosey?

>>8471479
>>8471515
I'm probably conflating it with Gone 'ten out of ten has gays' home.
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>>8471295
Not as much desu, sky looks more like an omega twink
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>>8471515
It's a webcomic that everybody hates for some reason. Commonly referred to as "Homosuck"

>>8471523
Hello!
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>>8471523
hihihi mira.

>>8471537
good.
how's it going with you?
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>>8471567
Hmm... still only vague sense of contempt desu, but there's probably a reason for that.
What's it about?

>>8471576
Just home from work, having chicken for lunch.
I'm ok overall but I don't like the atmosphere currently.
Can global warming hurry up and get here please?
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>>8471023
What's wrong with taco meat?
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>>8471625
>>8468998
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>>8471600
you can speed up the process by using hair sprray I hear.

>>8471625
nothing.
I guess he just doesn't have a tongue for dark skin girls.
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>>8471549
KEK. Where have him and NutSack been?
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>>8471600
>What's it about?
The basic plot synopsis is that a kid named John Egbert picks up a beta copy of a computer game called "Sburb". He installs it and unwittingly brings about the apocalypse on Earth. There's way more to it than that, but that's how it starts.

From Wikipedia:
>The comic consists of a combination of static images, animated GIFs and instant message logs, as well as animations and games made with Adobe Flash. It has been noted for its complex plot and considerable length; over 8,000 pages and 800,000 words

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6
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>>8471761
I've mostly heard complaints about the ending.
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>>8471782
Hmm, okay. I'm not even halfway through it, so I dunno. I've heard complaints about the fanbase.
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there is no justice. just me!
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>>8471684
>>8471636
these are two very different things im reading
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>>8471940
Only one of them was said by the person in question.
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what should i eat... kind of hungry
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>>8471940
I referred to dark skinned individuals as taco meat being an edgy fuck, and he took it literally!
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>>8472021
Regular Cheerios.
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>>8472021
cold slices of swiss cheese
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>>8472021
a spoonful of horseradish.
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>>8472021
Tacos.
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I don't need you to tell my my coffee's good okay? I'm the one who buys it.
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>>8472033
so you say that cause im mexican or what, im not even that dark, at least i don't think so idunno

>>8472045
tfw i haven't had any kind of cereal in months.. i think i had a bowl of lucky charms like 2 months ago.. i never buy those..

>>8472062
>>8472088
>>8472091
this makes me realize how small my options are, i have none of this..
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>>8472021
>>8472137
Your self-worth.
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>>8472099
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>>8472099
>I'm the one who buys it.
What type of coffee do you buy?
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>>8472099
I have a sign for you, sir.
made it myself.

>>8472137
I was alluding to a previous conversation I had with aku.

nothing more, nothing less.
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>>8472137
What do you have?
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>>8472185
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>>8472217
I actually found some Cinnamon Toast Crunch I can't believe it
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>>8472281
Is there a best by date on the box?
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>>8472147
wdhmbt?
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>>8472333
You have an undeserving sense of self worth and it's a terrible personality flaw. Your vocabulary will never make up for being an overall inept human being.

I don't know why I'm wasting my time, you will continue living in your delusions. Thinking that somehow your opinion of anybody should matter, as if you don't have serious issues yourself that need to be sorted before you start judging anybody.
Keep dismissing the sad truth and pretending you're not pathetic trash, it's cute
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>>8472323
yeah it's like 4/19/17 or something
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>>8472333
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>>8472333
Ignore >>8472363

What >>8472365 said.
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>>8472373
Cool. It's still fresh then.
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>>8472365
>>
*sweats nervously*
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>>8472474
I am sure that one was originally directed at me.
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Just cracked another trip motherfuckers!
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>>8472365
Saved for future pasta
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>>8472565
which'st?
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>>8472365
>>8472486

Holy shit.

This, right here? This is autism. Not 4chan "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical-grade autism. This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant. This is what gets put up for adoption because parents "aren't ready for this type of responsibility". This is what Midwest American idiots think comes as a result of vaccination. This is what kills families. This is what kids think of when they hear "slow". This is fucking autism. You are so fucking retarded.

I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. You listen here you underaged, shit-dicked little cum-guzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really worry about the state of my generation, where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL? You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass, my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, and give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it.
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>>8472588
Hmm?
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>>8472643
Maybe if you really gave your fingers a real good deep tissue third degree burn, you would be cured of your useless typing quirks, and we would be cured of your existence. I prefer you when you are a hardly recalled memory, distant, often overlooked, gone.
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>>8472667
an endless supply of regret.
broccoli I imagine.
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>>8472698
That’s it, I’m done. Fuck this thread. It’s devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and spam. The quality of [insert bread here] has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That’s it. I’m done. I’m uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to fucking Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be fucking smarter discourse.
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>>8472778
>Everything I said is true
See, this is why I can’t stand having a discussion with you on anything we disagree on. You have your head so far up your own ass about how you're 'right", but you don't understand the difference between being right and having an opinion. Either present evidence backing up what you have to say, or come to terms that the uneducated nonsense you're spouting is merely your opinion.

I'm not even reading the rest.
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>>8472778
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>>8472839
OMG just shut the fuck up you stupid bitch. im sick of your shit. stop bugging my with your stupid shit its pissing me off. fucking die you stupid whore. if i ever see your stupid whore face again ill kill my self you fat ass BIIIIIIITCH
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>>8472891
Fucking dipwad.
How giant was the wall you were typing at me before you realized you were horribly wrong and deleted it all to type up that sorry shit there?
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>>8472952
I am the Bel of my Air.
CTRL+C is my body, and CTRL+V is my blood.
I have reposted over a thousand posts.
Unaware of post limits. Nor aware of flood protection.
Withstood bans to ruin many threads.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life is Unlimited Copy-Pasta Works.

...

You sound serious. You know I'm just re-purposing copy-pastas, right? I'm joking.
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>>8473036
I don't mind her rewards or praise, and you just clearly saw her acknowledge that she would listen to me. I'm neither her sycophant nor anyone's for the most part, and I don't appreciate you calling her, or anyone in this thread that, whether it be true or not, alice. If you are infact the actual alice that was posting threads last year and half ago, than I know that you aren't as much of a prick as you are acting right now. Now if you won't calm right the fuck down and let this shit go, then I'm going to have to ask you to leave these threads, permanently.
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>>8472952
You don't actually believe that I'd be capable of typing any of that shit up, right?
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>>8473146
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive. We are void of human restraints, such as pity and mercy. All those who break this pact will be eliminated without hesitation. Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be eliminated without hesitation. Failure is not tolerated. Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who is not an Anonymous. Our enemies are to be eliminated swiftly and without incident. Anonymous must work as one. No Anonymous knows everything. Betrayal of Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted. Manipulation of the weak and innocent is an Anonymous specialty. Once a victim is no longer commodious, they are to be eliminated. REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE. No man-made or natural occurrence can harm the Anonymous. Under no circumstances are Anonymous human. We are above humans and mortality. Anonymous are not to partake in meaningless tasks. Those who do are to be either reformed or eliminated. We are legion, for we are many. Anonymous is everywhere at all times. All have the potential to be Anonymous until they choose not to. Anonymous has no weakness or flaw(except dogs and counting to 10) Laws of Nature and Man cannot restrain the Anonymous. Anonymous is one. Feuding and argument amongst the Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted. Anonymous is in control at all times. Anonymous has no identity. Anonymous cannot be contained by mere restraints. Anonymous are all equal. No one is more or less important than Anonymous. Anonymous must obey the Code. Those who do not are to be reformed or eliminated. Anonymous worships nothing. Anonymous cares for nothing but Anonymous. (Note: although part of the Code, Anonymous has occasionally disregarded this rule) Humanity is the virus; Anonymous is the cure. We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.
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>>8473055
>en I'm going to have to ask you to leave these threads, permanently.
Sorry bud, no one has that authority.
Everyone welcome, everyone loved, etc.
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>>8473243
I AM THE GOD DAMN GOD AND OWNER OF CAPITAL LETTERS FORMED BY THE SHIFT KEY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

DON'T EVEN TRY TO CLAIM MY SHIT

AND I DO NOT WORSHIP A FUCKING KIDS SHOW BECAUSE I AM NOT PATHETIC

I DON'T EVEN FUCKING WATCH IT

HOLY FUCK

I DON'T CARE FOR THESE FUCKS EITHER

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I JUST SIT ON THE FUCKING INTERNET

AND POST IN RANDOM FUCKING THREADS ALL OVER THE FUCKING INTERNET ON DIFFERENT SITES WITH DIFFERENT ALIASES AND PERSONALITIES

AND I

DO

WHAT

THE

FUCK

I

WANT

YOU

GOD
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>>8473253
Just read up, seems everything posted is old memes.I've not been paying attention
I'll go back to xcom now
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Wew lad.
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>>8473243
Paraphilia Focus of erotic interest
Abasiophilia People with impaired mobility[3]
Acrotomophilia People with amputations[4][5]
Agalmatophilia Statues, mannequins and immobility[6]
Algolagnia Pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone; differs from masochism as there is a biologically different interpretation of the sensation rather than a subjective interpretation[7]
Andromimetophilia Trans men[3][8]
Anililagnia Attraction by young men to older women[9]
Anthropophagolagnia Raping and then cannibalizing another person.[10]
Anthropophagy Ingesting human flesh[10]
Apotemnophilia Being an amputee[4][11]
Asphyxiophilia Being asphyxiated or strangled[4]
Attraction to disability People with one or more physical disabilities.[12]
Autagonistophilia Being on stage or on camera[13][14]
Autassassinophilia Being in life-threatening situations[4]
Autoandrophilia A biological female imagining herself as a male[15][16]
Autoerotic asphyxiation Self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness[14]
Autogynephilia A biological male imagining himself as a female[17]
Auto-haemofetishism Bleeding oneself (does not involve ingestion of blood). Type of autovampirism.[18]
Autonepiophilia The image of one's self in the form of an infant.[13]
Autopedophilia The image of one's self in the form of a child.[19]
Autoplushophilia The image of one's self in the form of a plush or anthropomorphized animal.[19]
Autovampirism The image of one's self in the form of a vampire.[20] Involves ingesting or seeing one's own blood.[18]
Autozoophilia The image of one's self in the form of an animal or anthropomorphized animal.[19]
Biastophilia Raping a person.[4]
Capnolagnia Smoking.[21]
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>Wikipedia
We've entered the upper echelon on copypasta.
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>>8473300
Chremastistophilia Being robbed or held up[13]
Chronophilia Partners of a widely differing chronological age[13]
Coprophilia Feces; also known as scat, scatophilia or fecophilia[2][22]
Dacryphilia Tears or crying[23]
Diaper fetishism Diapers; considerable overlap with paraphilic infantilism[24]
Dendrophilia Trees[4]
Emetophilia Vomit[3]
Eproctophilia Flatulence[25]
Erotic asphyxiation Asphyxia of oneself or others[26]
Erotophonophilia Murder, often of strangers (also known as dacnolagnomania).[10]
Exhibitionism Exposing one's genitals to unsuspecting and nonconsenting others[2]
Feederism Eating, feeding, and weight gain.[27]
Formicophilia Being crawled on by insects[13][28]
Forniphilia Turning a human being into a piece of furniture
Frotteurism Rubbing against a non-consenting person[2]
Gerontophilia Elderly people[29]
Gynandromorphophilia/Gynemimetophilia Transsexual or transgender women[3][30]
Hematolagnia Drinking or looking at blood[31]
Heterophilia Idealization of heterosexuality and/or people who are "straight-acting," especially by non-heterosexual people.[32][33][34]
Homeovestism Wearing clothing emblematic of one's own sex[35][36]
Hoplophilia Firearms, guns [37]
Hybristophilia Criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes[13][38]
Infantophilia Pedophilia with a focus on children five years old or younger, a recently suggested term that is not in general use[39]
Kleptophilia Stealing; also known as kleptolagnia[3]
Klismaphilia Enemas, arousal and enjoyment in receiving, administering, or both[3]
Lactophilia Breast milk[40]
Liquidophilia Immersing genitals in liquids[40]
Macrophilia Giants, giantesses.[40]
Maschalagnia Armpits[41]
Mazophilia Highly atypical sexual interest focused on female breasts.
Masochism Suffering or humiliation; being beaten, bound or otherwise abused[2]
Mechanophilia Cars or other machines; also "mechaphilia."[42][43][44]
Melolagnia Music[45]
Menophilia Menstruation[40]
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good job you scared everyone off with your copy paste rants now what am I suppose to read
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>>8473337
Metrophilia Poetry[45]
Microphilia Tiny beings.[citation needed]
Morphophilia Particular body shapes or sizes[14]
Mucophilia Mucus[40]
Mysophilia Dirtiness, soiled or decaying things[3]
Narratophilia Obscene words[3]
Nasophilia Noses[40]
Necrophilia Corpses[2][3][46]
Objectophilia Specific inanimate objects[2]
Oculolinctus Licking the eyeballs[47]
Oculophilia Eyes and activities directly relating to and/or involving the eyes. Voyeurism does not meet classification for this term.
Olfactophilia Smells[3][13]
Paraphilic infantilism Dressing or being treated like a baby, also known as autonepiophilia[13] or "adult baby syndrome";[48] considerable overlap with diaper fetishism[24]
Partialism Specific, non-genital body parts[2][3]
Pedophilia Prepubescent children, also spelled paedophilia; often confused with hebephilia, ephebophilia, and pederasty[2][49]
Peodeiktophilia Exposing one's penis[4]
Pedovestism Dressing like a child[50]
Podophilia Feet[51]
Pictophilia Pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures[3][13]
Piquerism Piercing the flesh of another person, most commonly by stabbing or cutting the body with sharp objects[52]
Plushophilia Stuffed toy animals (Plushies).[53]
Pygophilia Buttocks,[54] as in a highly atypical sexual interest focused on the buttocks.
Pyrophilia Fire[55]
Raptophilia Committing rape, possibly consensual rape fantasy[13]
Sadism Inflicting pain on others[2]
Salirophilia Soiling or dirtying others[3]
Schediaphilia Cartoon characters or situations[41]
Sexual fetishism Nonliving objects[2]
Somnophilia Sleeping or unconscious people[3][13]
Sophophilia Learning[56]
Sthenolagnia Muscles and displays of strength[40]
Stigmatophilia Body piercings and tattoos[4][40]
Symphorophilia Witnessing or staging disasters such as car accidents[4]
Telephone scatologia Obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia[2][13] and scatophilia[57]
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>>8473337
Read this. http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-247965078
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>>8473370
Teratophilia Deformed or monstrous people[58]
Toucherism Touching an unsuspecting, non-consenting person with the hand[59]
Toxophilia Archery[45]
Transvestic fetishism Wearing clothes associated with the opposite sex; also known as transvestism[2]
Transvestophilia A transvestite sexual partner[13]
Trichophilia Hair[40]
Troilism Cuckoldism, watching one's partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party's knowledge[14][60]
Urolagnia Urination, particularly in public, on others, and/or being urinated on. Also referred to as "water sports"[2][3][13][14]
Vampirism Blood[61][62]
Vorarephilia The idea of one person or creature eating or being eaten by another; usually swallowed whole, in one piece[63]
Voyeurism Watching others while naked or having sex, generally without their knowledge; also known as scopophilia or scoptophilia[2][14]
Zoophilia Animals[2][3][13]
Wet and messy fetishism Messy situations, including, but not limited to, being pied, gunged or covered in mud
Zoosadism Inflicting pain on or seeing animals in pain[64]
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>>8473377
Previously known only as moot, Poole's name was revealed on July 9, 2008, in The Wall Street Journal.[30] The same day, Lev Grossman of Time published an interview describing the influence of Poole as a non-visible administrator, as "one of the most [significant]" on the evolution of content collaboration. Although Grossman's article began with the confession that "I don't even know his real name," he claimed to identify moot as Christopher Poole.[31] Later, on July 10, Grossman admitted that there was an outside chance that Christopher Poole was not the real name of moot, rather an obscure reference to a 4chan inside joke.[32] The Washington Post concurred that "Christopher Poole" could be "a big hoax, a 'gotcha.' It would be just what you'd expect from the creator of 4chan."[33] In March 2009, Time backpedaled somewhat on the identity issue by placing the moot persona on the 2009 Time 100 finalists list.[34] Prior to the Wall Street Journal and Time interviews, moot deliberately kept his real identity separate from 4chan. He told Grossman, "my personal private life is very separate from my Internet life ... There's a firewall in between."[31] As moot, he has spoken at conferences at Yale University and Massachusetts Institute of Technology.[31] A 2008 article in The Observer had him down as "the most influential web entrepreneur you've never heard of," although he has been described since that time in more limited terms such as a "benefactor."[35][36]

In February 2009, The Washington Post reported that Poole had attended Virginia Commonwealth University for a few semesters before dropping out. It reported that Poole was living with his mother while looking for a way to make money from owning 4chan.[33]
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>>8473386
Erotic target location error (ETLE) is having a sexual preference or strong sexual interest in features that are somewhere other than on one's sexual partners.[1]

When one's sexual arousal is based on imagining oneself in another physical form (such as an animal, an infant, or an amputee) the erotic target is said to be one's self, or erotic target identity inversion.[2]
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>>8473255

lets face it, memes are the last legitimate form of artistic expression there is. when you want to convey a thought, opinion, story, joke, or what ever, the meme is the way to do it. you can never go wrong with a meme. it is pretty much perfect for any situation. i get hated on a lot for my use of memes to distribute my idea to reddit but i feel that hate is unjust. just because kids these days only care about movies and video games and music doesnt mean they can spew hatred for real art like memes. i think meme ignorance is one of the main issues facing reddit today and i think the problem needs to be addressed directly by the reddit mods/staff. i love what this subreddit is doing and i fully support everything you guys do
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>>8473422
The best known examples of erotic target identity inversions are biological males who experience sexual arousal in response to imagining themselves as women (called autogynephilia), but at least one case of anatomic autoandrophilia has also been reported.[3] In The Beauty Myth (1990) by Naomi Wolf, Wolf writes, "Women tell me they're jealous of the men who get so much pleasure from the female body; that they imagine being inside the male body that is inside their own so that they can vicariously experience desire."[4]

Whereas gynephilia refers to the sexual preference for women, autogynephilia refers to a male's sexual interest in being a woman. Autogynephilia can be associated with gender dysphoria and gender identity disorder, discontent with one's biological sex and the desire to undergo surgery for sex reassignment and permanently take on a role and life of the other sex.[5][6] A male with sexual arousal based on temporarily taking on the appearance or role of a woman is transvestic fetishism.

Several other sexual interests also exist in ETLE forms:
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>>8473441
Whereas acrotomophilia refers to the sexual preference for amputees, apotemnophilia refers to sexual arousal in association with having an amputation,[7] although both can be experienced at the same time.[8] Apotemnophilia can be associated with the strong belief or desire that one's external body is mismatched to one's true nature,[9] a phenomenon called body integrity identity disorder,[10] and the desire to undergo surgery to remove a limb. People who temporarily adopt the role or identity of an amputee have been called disability pretenders.[10]

Whereas zoophilia refers to the sexual preference for animals, autozoophilia refers to sexual arousal in association with being an animal. Autozoophilia can be associated with the feeling or belief that one is less than 100% human or that one is an animal trapped in a human body, a phenomenon called species dysphoria.[11][12]
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>>8473442
>>8473460
Could we be friends? I am a great person, and love to make new friends and enjoy spending time with them. Some of my hobbies include playing video games on my various Nintendo consoles, listening to the Beatles, and petting my dog (warning: he is quite cute xD)! I think we would get along very smoothly, since I very much enjoy memes as well! My favorite memes are "my nama Jeff" and "damn daniel" LOL very funny. Well, my fingers are starting to get tired and I still need my mom to proofread this comment before I post it. Cheers, mate!
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>>8473515
The sexual attraction to plush animals is termed plushophilia.[13] Anne Lawrence has proposed the terms autoplushophilia for the sexual attraction to being or changing one's body to have plush features, and fursuitism for sexual arousal from wearing a fursuit to temporarily resemble an anthropomorphic animal.[1]

Whereas pedophilia refers to the sexual preference for children, paraphilic infantilism refers to the sexual interest in being a child.[14]

The parallels between gender identity disorder and apotemnophilia have been noted,[10][15] as have the similarities between gender identity disorder and species identity disorder.[12]
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>>8473542
Legend has it that if you travel east to Japan, you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo. If you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. This island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at this island the first thing you will see is a swimming pool that is never open. Just beyond the pool you will find a town that is filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask the cat how to get to Mexico, he will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him, your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire, but you can never leave the island. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and ask for a young child. The next day a van will pull up in front your house. You will hear a knock at the door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens if you answer the door.
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>>8473370
That was sad
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>>8473571
How much did you read?
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i wonder if there's a list somewhere of good movies for deaf people..
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>>8473570
>>8473571
There are many subcultures of people who are interested in transforming themselves to various degrees and interacting in their new role or identity. Such interactions can include sexual interactions with other members of the community. There is debate in these communities regarding whether their desire to transform is based on their sexual interests in the new form or based on feeling like they are part animal.[16]

>>8473583
In a letter to the editor of The Journal of Sex Research, San Francisco-based physician and activist Charles Allen Moser criticized Lawrence' endorsement of the concept of ETLEs.[17] He noted that "there is nothing wrong with creating or expanding a classification system of sexual interests" but believed that Lawrence "pathologizes nonstandard sexual expression" and that "ETLEs are a slippery slope," whereas Moser's view is that all sexual phenomena should be removed from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM). Lawrence responded that "Moser's critiques of the paraphilias rely on fallacious reasoning" and that "most of his other criticism...results from his having ignored or misinterpreted my statements, either inadvertently or for rhetorical purposes." She indicated that "Moser correctly observed that such an unwarranted generalization would lead to ludicrous conclusions; but these would be wholly attributable to Moser's ludicrous misinterpretation of what I actually wrote."[18]
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>>8473585
Or a list of movies to help you murder your epileptic friends
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>>8473585
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls051686144/
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>>8473610
>musicals
this is the opposite of what i asked
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>>8473594
>/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
>/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
>/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
>/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
>/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
>/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
>/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
>/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
>/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
>/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
>/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
>/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
>/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser
>/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
>/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
>/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
>/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
>/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
>/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
>/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
>/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
>/b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
>/b/ is watching a dog having sex with a chick.
>/b/ is wonderful.
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>>8473585
they're called silent movies stooge.
they were popular back in the day where you had plasma screens. all we had was a midget in a box with a paintbrush.
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>>8473604
http://961theeagle.com/the-5-best-disco-movies-of-all-time/
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>>8473632
Androphilia and gynephilia are terms used in behavioral science to describe sexual orientation, as an alternative to a gender binary homosexual and heterosexual conceptualization. Androphilia describes sexual attraction to men or masculinity; gynephilia describes the sexual attraction to women or femininity.[1] Ambiphilia describes the combination of both androphilia and gynephilia in a given individual, or bisexuality.[2]

The terms are objectively used for identifying a person's object of attraction without attributing a sex assignment or gender identity to the person. This can avoid bias inherent in Western conceptualizations of human sexuality, avoid confusion and offense when describing people in non-western cultures, as well as when describing intersex and transgender people, especially those who are nonbinary or otherwise falling outside the gender binary.
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>>8473583
about 2/3 I skimmed the middle
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>>8473655
Some of you, of course, have asked me how to defeat the furries, claiming it impossible or ultimately futile. The /b/tards who claim the former are uninformed, the latter are the worst kind of 'tard, the kind who let furfaggots yiff all over the place to begin with. Fortunately, the cleanup methods are relatively simple and easy, and though they're not always clean, they ruin a thread, at the very least.

The first lesson we can take is from the desu spammers. Spam ultimately works. Flaming and spam saw the destruction of the tripfags, and with time it may see the destruction of furfilth. When you see a furry thread, simply pull up a massive, repetitive spam copypasta, consisting of things such as "kill all furries," "furries gtfo," or similar such content. When applied following the first tactic, the spam can become more effective; furries making whiny original posts will ultimately be drowned out. Even if they try to counterspam with images, they can easily be outpaced by hitting "back" so that you get your already-filled spam window. Once you have this window back, simply add one character and resubmit, doing it as much as you feel necessary. The thread is ultimately ruined, as superlong spam messages in multiple succession make scrolling to read posts by furries next to impossible.

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>>8473685

The most important thing to remember is to sage furry threads. Many so-called "furries" are merely our /b/rothers posting furry porn to rile up other /b/tards. These "furries" BENEFIT from bumped threads, as such threads satisfy their desire for drama and anger, clogging the board in a way that amuses them. These trolls are ultimately defeated when they realize that the spam they receive was done with drone- like disinterest and no originality, thus denying them the pleasure to see people get pissed. It is quite simple to find the thread again after saging; merely hit back until you get the window with your spam message in it, ready to go. Conveniently, the "sage" will still be in the email field, saving you even more time as you spam the thread into its grave. This can be repeated multiple times, allowing you to attack a thread even as furfags search /b/ to post more of their disgusting porn.

Many of my /b/rothers tell me that furry is a part of /b/, just as much as Caturday or cockmongler or more recent memes such as the pool's closed nigra and shoop da whoop. These /b/rothers ARE YOUR ENEMY. Their ignorance and inaction helped lead to the yiff-filled /b/ we see today. When 4chan was founded, furry was something that was banned. Many besides myself recall the epic win that was April's Fursday, which saw the mass banning of tons of furfags from 4chan. Still others will recall the time of W.T. Snacks, when furfags had more to worry about than under the current mods. Know this, /b/rothers, the furry is not a part of /b/. He is not a meme. He is not a /b/rother. He is scum, he is the enemy, he is an unwelcome guest at the banquet of faggotry at the table of /b/.

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>>8473685
Androphilia

In a discussion of homosexuality, sexologist Magnus Hirschfeld divided men into four groups: paedophiles, who are most attracted to prepubescent youth, ephebophiles, who are most attracted to youths from puberty up to the early twenties; androphiles, who are most attracted to persons between the early twenties and fifty; and gerontophiles, who are most attracted to older men, up to senile old age.[3][4] According to Karen Franklin, Hirschfeld considered ephebophilia "common and nonpathological, with ephebophiles and androphiles each making up about 45% of the homosexual population."[5]

In his book Androphilia, A Manifesto: Rejecting the Gay Identity, Reclaiming Masculinity, Jack Malebranche uses the term to emphasize masculinity in both the object and the subject of male homosexual desire and to reject the sexual nonconformity that he sees in some segments of the homosexual identity.[6][7]

The term androsexuality is occasionally used as a synonym for androphilia.[8]

Alternate uses in biology and medicine

In biology, androphilic is sometimes used as a synonym for anthropophilic, describing parasites who have a host preference for humans versus non-human animals.[9] Androphilic is also sometimes used to describe certain proteins and androgen receptors.[10]
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>>8473694
Gynephilia

The word appeared in ancient Greek. In Idyll 8, line 60, Theocritus uses γυναιkοφίλιας as a euphemistic adjective to describe Zeus' lust for women.[11][12][13]

Sigmund Freud used the term gynecophilic to describe his case study Dora.[14] He also used the term in correspondence.[15][16] The variant spelling gynophilia is also sometimes used.[17]

Rarely, the term gynesexuality has also been used as a synonym. Psychologist Nancy Chodorow proposed that the preoedipal moment of psychological and libidinal focus on the mother, which both boys and girls experience, should be called gynesexuality or matrisexuality for its exclusive focus on the mother.[18]
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>>8473695
>>8473708
One day on Halloween, someone decided to fuck with me when I came out of science for break. He was completely normal, other than holding a Mudkip doll. Knowing this was going to happen, he brought a Mudkips doll. He started the conversation, making sure no one saw him. "So I heard you like Mudkips..." I replied, "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." What? Is he questioning my faith in the Great and Holy Mudkip? "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkip here, and." Before he finished the sentence, which would have resulted in him hitting me across the face with the doll, I grabbed it. In one swift motion my pants were down and I was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, he started to walk away, because there is no way he'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips. Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw me and started screaming. I cooly kept on fuckin', pretending nothing had ever happened. He came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round me. I was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out by me, meaning I probably did something stupid. He asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get me to stop, but I bit her (of course) for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of me. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation. The last thing I remember before I passed out was the ecstasy of finally, indeed, fucking a Mudkip. So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips? FUCK YEAH.
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>>8473637
Oh.. i need to look into my options for late night movie watching because i'm really peeved by how the audio in all these movies is hardly audible during talking and then suddenly shaking your room and windows suddenly on certain scenes.
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>>8473727
Following Hirschfeld, androphilia and gynephilia are sometimes used in taxonomies which specify sexual interests based on age ranges, which John Money called chronophilia. In such schemes, sexual attraction to adults is called teleiophilia[19] or adultophilia.[20] In this context, androphilia and gynephilia are gendered variants meaning "attraction to adult males" and "attraction to adult females," respectively. Psychologist Dennis Howitt writes:

Definition is primarily an issue of theory, not merely classification, since classification implies a theory, no matter how rudimentary. Freund et al. (1984) used Latinesque words to classify sexual attraction along the dimensions of sex and age:

Gynephilia. Sexual interest in physically adult women
Androphilia. Sexual interest in physically adult males[21]
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>>8473742
You could try messing with your low pass filter
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>>"Oh Anon, you look so flustered!" Fluttershy whispered. "Let me take care of that for you."
>>Fluttershy slid off Anon's pants, revealing her vagina
>>Carefully Fluttershy opened the clitoris, revealing Anon's testicles
>>"Your vagina is so ready and waiting," Fluttershy said. "Let me explore your body."
>>They writhed sweatily on top of one another, moaning as hot spurts of vagina juice blanketed the walls of Fluttershy's cabbage
>>"Are you going to cum?" Fluttershy asked, as she licked Anon's erect and sensitive g-spot. "Shoot your cum on my face!"
>>Anon's thighs squeezed together and her anus clenched as a torrent of cum erupted from her spasming clitoris
>>Fluttershy lapped up the fragrant sludge with her pink tongue
>>"Ready for tribadism?" she asked sensually, spreading her legs to reveal her aroused vagina
>>They scissored passionately for many hours, having hundreds of orgasms, before collapsing in a sweaty pile of sheets
>>"I love you, Anon"
>>"I love you too, Fluttershy..."
>>The end
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>>8473768
I tried normalizing with vlc and some other tricks but it hardly fixes anything..
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>>8473742
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042530/
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>>8473769
Magnus Hirschfeld distinguished between gynephilic, bisexual, androphilic, asexual, and narcissistic or automonosexual gender-variant persons.[24] Since then, some psychologists have proposed using homosexual transsexual and heterosexual transsexual or non-homosexual transsexual. Psychobiologist James D. Weinrich has described this split among psychologists: "The mf transsexuals who are attracted to men (whom some call 'homosexual' and others call 'androphilic') are in the lower left-hand corner of the XY table, in order to line them up with the ordinary homosexual (androphilic) men in the lower right. Finally, there are the mf transsexuals who are attracted to women (whom some call heterosexual and others call gynephilic or lesbian)."[25]
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New.

>>8473791
>>8473791
>>8473791
>>8473791
>>8473791
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>>8473742
Try old movies made before they had all the fancy surround sound options. Black and white moves should give you the best level sound.
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>>8473782
I was assuming you're using a 5.1 sound system if not you should consider it.
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>>8473837
No... i have that in another room, in this one i just have my computer's speakers hooked up to a 48" monitor on the wall i use to watch from my sofa..
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>>8473863
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0017136/

Watch this
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>>8473863
Watch anything you can set to run as basic stereo even mono. All those extra channels confuse things if you don't have the setup to use them.
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