Official pony thread.
If you see another one, redirect them here.
>>8458431
Most of my game decisions were made by friends
I have fucking trove on my computer
>>8458422
I can't upgrade my arm from broken to fixed and you want me to upgrade my PC?
that game looks really dope tho, I would like to play something like that but oh well.
>>8458440
I don't think I've heard of trove, or were you saying a trove of games? I'm sleepy..
help
>>8458447
Imagine minecraft but an mmo
Recommend me some actually good games, preferrably free to play, maybe multiplayer too, and I might check them out
>>8458458
Avatarfagging and circlejerking is not allowed on /mlp/
>>8458441
>that game looks really dope tho, I would like to play something like that but oh well.
I'm glad to hear that. Maybe one day.
>>8458463
I love minecraft. I wana play it with nick, he said he'd play it with me even though he hates autism games like that but I love them lol
>playerunknown's battleground
Looks fun
>>8458495
I've played minecraft a bit too, but pirated it every time
I do own terraria tho, its sort of similar, picked it up for like 2 bucks on steam sale
>>8458507
He likes Terraria. We've played it before.
>forgot pic
>>8458507
I pirated mine too. I only ever bought minecraft for andoid, minecraft pocket edition or something, I can't play it now because I use an iphone, lame
>>8458523
Well if you want someone to play with, I'm willing to redownload it
>>8458558
When nick got a new laptop that could play it he left to return a month later, I think he'll be gone for a bit longer so when he comes back I'll try and create another server and see if people here would like to join :P
>>8458513
yes ma'am
>>8458674
Sounds like fun
I hate Minecraft desu.
>>8458714
Discord?
>>8458733
Shiny.
>>8458741
Sorry to disappoint.
need help...
chick that likes me texted me she's in the hospital and is basically fucked and tours over
no idea how to respond srs what do
not even into them they just text me to vent a lot and i dunno how to respond
>>8458804
new phone who dis
>>8458759
Nah, you're cool. Cuppers has changed, he was a bit tart, last time he visited. I miss his text walls of fluff.
>>8458812
That's skitty
>>8458804
Tours over?
>>8458840
Is this ironic shitposting right here?
>>8458847
I thought you were asking who that was. You said who dis?
>>8458855
That was my suggestion for his reply.
>>8458860
Oh, sneaky
>>8458844
Imagine you just purchased a VR headset and your mom wants to try it out cause it looks like you're really having fun so you put on a cool game for her but then your 3d bat pony porn started playing and she's like "what is this?" and you hear the ponies squeaking in her headset so you freak out and rip the VR off of her head, the tours over. It's just an expression used to say the fun ends now.
>>8458812
lol, imagine.. no.. I just started talking to them, i just don't know what to fuggin say, im not good at improvising
>>8458927
Nice example, I wish I had a vr set with 3d bat pony porn now
Another early morning beb session
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_mtifihupun1rfbp0oo1.mp3#_=_
>>8459012
Oldie but another goodie
>>8459012
Pfft
>>8459012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6lDkTO0Nw
>>8459230
>Cropped dimwitdog
I wonder what's going on outside of the frame.
>>8459073
>>8459269
Yes?
>>8459274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVKQpr1pPjM
>>8459293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wN43RaaYhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqd9S06lvH0
yo
>>8459256
Naughty things
>>8459382
Hi
>>8459389
How terrifying.
>>8459382
Heya khan
>>8459422
Checked. I'm doing well
>>8459422
I'm alright, just a bit bored
Well.. I'm too sleepy and my arm is killing me... I'm going to bed. P.S. I love you ;-;
>>8459648
Farewell.
>>8459648
Night skitty, love you too
>>8459648
That's a fake skitty
I don't think so.
>>8459706
No trip, no pass, iPhone image name...it doesn't pass the sniff test
>>8459729
Alright maybe it is legit
You should never have doubted me.
>>8459764
Hush you socket puppet for Darwin
>>8459760
Could always ask him when he wakes up
Trip test
>>8459784
This is where I say "excuse me".
>>8459791
I probably will forget or be asleep
>>8459824
And here I say "pls, pls"
>>8459825
Its not likely anyway, who would pretend to be someone else just to tell people you're going to bed
Haha time for ponies!
>>8459850
This isn't on my script. Let me see yours.
>>8459876
I will show you mine, if you show me yours first.
>>8459853
Anons are weird like that
Haha time for ponies!
Test 2
>>8459900
and dubdubs!
>checked
>>8459909
Hiya Urshula!
>>8459913
Hi CaNoN!
How's u?
>>8459941
Doin' good, got back from uni a while ago, ate dinner, had coffee, chillin' atm
how bout u?
>>8459941
Unf, fangs
>>8459983
Hiya Shinywubs!
>>8459962
Good. Ran tripcode explorer all night last night and garnered a handful of new trips, but they're not exactly what I want. It's supposed to be "Kizilian", which is sorta hard to read. Oh Well!
>>8459983
>>8460037
How many Mtrips/s you get? Also if I'm not mistaken, using a GPU-based tripcode search program is alot faster than tripcode explorer
also I remember you posted your specs yesterday, sorry I must have dazzled away at that moment, but you got a pretty nice build, miles ahead of what I have :P
>>8460141
I think my average went up to 15-16MTrips/sec last night. It's dropped down to 13MTrips/sec right now probably because I added another substring.
>>8460233
>checked
>saved
Have you ever tried searching using this? https://github.com/meriken/merikens-tripcode-engine-v3#downloads
Though I think Nvidia cards prior to 900 series aren't so fast using them
or you could ask Azuriah if they could search one for you, take a guess how many MTrip/s they get on their system with a R9 295x2
>>8460322
>https://github.com/meriken/merikens-tripcode-engine-v3#downloads
Thanks! I'll give it a try!
>>saved
You're gonna want the source on that. I shrunk it a tiny amount for faster upload: https://rariedash.deviantart.com/art/Celestula-556700910
>Azuriah if they could search one for you
Pretty sure he offered already. I don't want him to go through the trouble for me. My system is capable of finding trips for me, and then I can feel like I "earned" them plus nobody else will know the passwords. They'll be all mine! Mwah hah hah hah!
>>8460451
Haha trust me, with my potato nets I too tend to save the smaller resolutions of images to upload faster
Yeah, I know what you mean, but they cracked my trip with just shear brute force...and some luck
>pic related, their tripcode searching speed
>>8460541
>1174.47M tripcode/s (average)
>>8460641
>>8460692
>saved
poni poni~
>>8460658
Yea, those high end AMD cards are quite the beasts when it comes to tripcodes, I think the only card that can match it in that program is maybe a Titan x.. or a gtx 1080Ti
>>8460707
Glad you liked them!
Also, helloes! How are we today?
>>8460707
The secure trips are for those who know the Name-Sync creator(s), right?
>maybe a Titan x.. or a gtx 1080Ti
According to PC Gamer the 1080Ti actually surpasses the Titan X in everything except amount of VRAM (12GB vs 11GB)
http://www.pcgamer.com/geforce-gtx-1080-ti-review/
Got a busy day a head so i should get going. See you all laters
>>8460864
Cya!
>>8460864
Farewell poni poni!
>>8460848
Yeah, the ones who helped with development of it or donated back then
Yeah, it's quite the crazy card, thinking of getting one for my first build later on, unless AMD's vega has some super magic that can compete against it for a lower price
>>8460933
https://pcpartpicker.com/ is a good site for putting together your parts list. I learned a ton from reading the build guides in the magazine Maximum PC.
>>8461065
>>8461364
>filename
>filesize
No.
>>8461400
Can't say I didn't try
>>8461416
>>8461474
>>8461474
Nice
you guys need jesus.
>>8461547
>>8461551
>>8461611
every day we move further from god's light.
>>8461629
soup?
>>8461646
and yet, we're still no closer to bioengineering catgirls.
>>8461681
we've developed the technology to draw a pony wiping its butt with a cat. can catgirls be far behind?
>>8461646
>>8461733
this picture has inspired me to go outside.
I probably won't come back.
>>8461811
Be careful out there.
>>8461811
If you do come back, let me know what it was like.
dinosaurs ate skittys arm
>>8461939
dinosaurs did nothing wrong
>>8461611
Jesus was a faggot.
>>8462110
>>8462124
>>8462157
>>8462328
Hey Jarret. How goes it?
>>8462754
holy crap are these tweets from a schizophrenic? awesome! My day just got a lot better. Howabout you?
>>8462894
I'm alright. This guy is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbBkAdNc88w
>>8462930
Glad to hear it! Ima follow him on twitter!
>>8462979
Kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVd0rlTeQtM
lewd fillies?
>>8459012
>tumblr
>>8463020
>>8463007
hahaa this is amazing!
>>8463020
mmmmmmm no
>>8463073
>>8463100
I'd open that up
>>8463102
says you
>>8463102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjFS8udI_c8
>>8463103
I want to post live to Barniefag and Takahiro.
>>8463126
>>8463144
>this is your brain on /pol/
>>8463162
you know that it does not
embarrass me
>>8463151
Barniefag got banned. And Takahiro hasn't been seen in months.
>>8463144
does this guy even know what the IRA is?
>>8463189
>>8463184
KeK He's also schizophrenic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5YokNW7tIs
>>8463238
>KeK He's also schizophrenic
YOU DONT SAY
>According to the TempleOS charter, it is "God's official temple. Just like Solomon's temple, this is a community focal point where offerings are made and God's oracle is consulted." God also told Davis that 640x480, 16-color graphics "is a covenant like circumcision," making it easier for children to make drawings for God. God demands a perfect temple
>>8463224
scoots is a quality lay
>>8463217
>>8463254
>>8463209
>Barniefag got banned
>Takahiro hasn't been seen in months
why live then.
I hope Takahiro is alive.
>>8463238
>KeK He's also schizophrenic
oh that explains it.
you're a nigger.
you're a fucking nigger.
KEK.
but that is all of those weird letters on the screen is that some kind of script or code what is that?
>>8463268
I've got a few Scoots. They're more explicit than lewd, though.
>>8463324
Takahiro has been homeless before. But he had a job baking bread. Maybe he lost it and is on the streets again.
>>8463351
by lewd I mean explicit
I challenge you to show me something I haven't seen before, you know, that's good
>>8463324
>but that is all of those weird letters on the screen is that some kind of script or code what is that?
It's code for TempleOS, I think. http://templeos.org/
>>8463405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozTndb7DaFg&t=494s
>>8463390
>I haven't seen before, you know, that's good
Dunno if I can, as you've probably already seen all the pics that I've got currently.
you're all a bunch of thugs.
>>8463358
mah nigga?
Takahiro homless.
oh... many of my chan heroes are homeless.
Van bro from /o/ was homeless.
the guy that lived in ventilation ducts of a university with pigeons inside it.
>>8463405
Ah I know none of that shit but thanks for that.
>TempleOS (formerly J Operating System,[1] SparrowOS and LoseThos)[2] is a biblical themed lightweight operating system created over the span of a decade by the American programmer Terry A. Davis.
WTF! KEK!
>>8463543
I hope he comes back someday. Sucks that my old laptop died. I lost my Takahiro folder.
>Terry Davis asks God about war ("Servicemen competing") and death ("awful"), about dinosaurs ("Brontosaurs' feet hurt when stepped") and His favorite video game ("Donkey Kong"). God's favorite car is a "Beamer," and His favorite singer is Mick Jagger, though if He could sing He'd want to sound like Christopher Hall from Stabbing Westward. His favorite national anthem is Latvia's. His favorite band is, no surprise, The Beatles, but Rush and Triumph are pretty good, too. Classical music is poison. The best thing Bill Gates could do to save lives, God says, is work on earthquake prediction. The Eleventh Commandment is "Thou shall not litter." Terry Davis tells God everything seems bad. God replies: "Plant trees."
>>8463482
That is probably the case, yes
>>8463701
>>8463587
Van bro from /o/ Takahiro and Twilihaze must come back.
supposedly Necromancers use amethyst for invoking.
>>8463670
wow he is a really interesting character.
>>8463670
>>8463576
>>8463795
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/gods-lonely-programmer
>>8463747
who doesn't want to nail a slutty little tomboy filly
nobody, that's who
>>8463754
>>8463754
Twilight haze will have no idea that the bread moved here though if he comes back.
>>8463817
hahahaha this is awesome.
>>8463839
You're damn right!
>dat gif
>>8463888
>>8463103
Rolling
>>8463351
>Scootaloo
>parents
Uhm?
>>8463817
wow.
I love reading this kind of stuff.
Could you imagine if we got him to post in here and live stream?
that would be golden.
>>8463870
IKR...
>>8463913
ecmajor does some of the best body shapes
>>8463982
KEK. That would be great
>>8463965
They're her adoptive parents. Don't question it :3
>>8463989
I bathe in glitter, and use neosporin as body wash.
>>8464114
...
I believe in you?
>>8464107
You know I have that set framed
>>8464176
Proofs?
>>8464154
ok, now you grit your teef.
I'm going to punch you now.
>>8464154
well it's kind of a known fact
I changed the ones on the wall to a set of ct fillies and put the ecmajor ones on my desk.
When I started dating my (really hot, flat chested) girlfriend last year I left them out anyway, and we still fucked.
I like telling that story.
>>8464223
B-But that's mean! Pic related.
>>8464251
>well it's kind of a known fact
I didn't know. Really cool, dude. Wish I could hang up pictures of lewd fillies.
>>8464403
I care about the accuracy of the references I make!
>>8464403
what's stopping you? Lack of nails?
>>8464513
Oh, gotcha! Haven't seen TTGL in forever. Do you think a punch from Marble would be painful or adorable?
>>8464514
Social stigma? Hiding my power level and all that shit?
>>8464613
considering her sister can punch through rock... painful.
>>8464613
ha ha ha
oh wow
I feel so bad for those of you without the charisma and good looks to be a likable lunatic.
Take it and own it. People can smell fear so don't have any.
>>8464669
She has the capability sure, being a Pie sister and all, but you don't think she'd hold back?
>>8464671
>charisma and good looks
Yeah, no. Not applicable.
>Take it and own it. People can smell fear so don't have any.
Unnecessary. Internet autism is sufficient.
>>8464801
Too bad for you. Those fillies are gonna be proudly in my place of residence forever.
>>8464801
you're right.
she'd probably apologize profusely after too.
>>8464854
>Too bad for you.
Nope! Doesn't matter! I'm happy for you and that's what matters ;)
>>8464947
Does that mean you want to see pictures of me doing my hot ex?
>>8464856
Or she could secretly be a master psychopath and just waiting for the right moment to strike.
>>8464996
Are you being sarcastic?
>>8465048
that's pretty hot.
>posting a picture I edited
people are actually saving these?
>>8465048
I haven't decided.
>>8465076
You made that? Nice! Yes, I saved it at least.
>>8465082
Uhhh, if you want to. I don't care.
>>8465154
That's uninspired.
It's probably in my better interest not to spread this stuff around now considering my present circumstances.
>>8465168
Also,
>having a gf
Are the fillies not enough for you?
>>8465154
I blacked out some speach bubbles and her eyes for some reason. I can't remember.
>>8465245
You basically zalgofied her. Could you make a version where she has tiny red dots in her eyes for extra edge-factor?
>>8465331
low functioning autistic horse. why is she examining hoof? if she counting her fingers? I bet she doesn't even know she doesn't have any.
>>8465374
i can relate to that
>>8465392
low-functioning autistic skitty.
masturbating to pictures of amy schumer, from the sonic the hedgehog series.
baka desu senpai.
>>8465236
I'll show you her face at least, if not body because boring discretion.
Well, I could sort a list of reasons why. It actually gets pretty complicated. A real, normal, heterosexual life has been my gold standard for a long time. Or had been. She has a young son, and we got a german shepherd puppy when we were together. Or at least she did. It represented kind of a personal test on the one hand. You know, can I handle trips to the beach and ice cream, and cooking together, and walking the dogs, and that sort of thing.
Turns out, I actually wasn't so great at it. I think I'm pretty good at handling adults but ironic, or maybe not, idk what to do with kids. I was maybe getting a little better towards the end. I'm a bit sorry I didn't have more time.
The whole thing was quite a handful. But like, these were opportunities that presented themselves. When I asked her out, as much as anything, I was capricious and bored. I hadn't done anything ridiculous by my standards in a while.
I like telling the filly pictures and sex story irreverently but sex isn't of much importance to me really really. I certainly don't pursue it as a fairly strong general rule. It's just a good story, and I like having those to tell.
I figured it was all kinda doomed from the beginning though and the goal was just to hang on as long as possible. Lots of my past relationships since I originally left my fiancee have been like that. Purposefully poor matches with odd characters for the sake of experience.
>>8465236
>>8465455
The thing is though that I'm principally asexual, or at least a very very very dark grey. Sex to me is an instrument to intimacy, not just something to be done for it's own sake, though others see it that way which makes my stories good. Living in the eyes of others. It's kind of sick but eh. The asexuality ties in with my psychology, I'm schizoid. That's really the reason why sex doesn't click with me the way it does with others.
Romantically I'm I guess bisexual, but I like guys more than girls desu, which is ...... probably why I set my past relationships up for guaranteed ends? If I had to guess at myself.
This is all kind of a mess though, and it's getting to be apparent that if I'm going to find love it's not going to be that way. There's a prospect, which is going to be practically difficult, but worth it in the end I believe. It's a change from the usual. And on top of that, there would be eventually having to explain all this to the relevant people in my life, despite my very overt and unapologetic disdain for any and every other person who would describe themselves as an asexual homo-romantic.
I've spent a long time being mostly appalled at myself, but I keep it all under wraps for periods long enough to crank out some functional cover stories.
The fillies, well, that's even more difficult to convincingly explain.
who the fuck besides japanese kids actually fucking wear bucket hats?
>>8465331
Sup babe
>>8465417
>>8465534
I got the reply notification and thought it was nick since he's the only one that ever calls me that lol
i'm just at home trying to figure out some stuff before 7. i have a friend who wants to set up a little thing here at my place so we can do things... waiting on them now..
>>8465534
how about u?
>>8465543
peanut butter.
>>8465572
Ah I see
Do you want me to not call you that again?
>>8465580
Sleepy
>>8465606
lol i don't care
you haven't slept since yesterday or what?
>>8465586
yes pls
>>8465630
Yeah, I haven't slept
>>8465630
well, now. I've got plans for you~
>>8465572
Also what kinda things, unless its personal
>>8465455
>>8465463
Th-that's cool, man. Wasn't expecting the life story there. Hope everything works out for you.
My level of sexuality is that of a horny teenager (hetero), and I've been trying to wean myself off of normal porn and onto clop, furry, hentai, etc.
>>8465717
Oh?
>>8465755
we need a canon.
a highway bridge collapsed today in atlanta.
i was driving on it about 4 hours ago.
my family is frantically calling me to make sure i'm not in the rubble.
>>8465735
We're going to set up a WISP on my property, it's being relocated from another place where it hardly had any decent coverage but my property is right at the center of town and on higher ground than most peoples who live around us, so it's' the best place for the device to be erected. I told them to put it there and it was fine by me as long as they took over some of my house bills.
>>8465794
w-what for?
>>8465630
you're a fucking faggot., kill yourself fuck face
>>8465743
Why do you want to get into foalcon?
I mean, I'm always happy to have new passengers. Sweetie Belle's sweet, velvety virgin filly snatch offers a lot of benefits that are unknown to the majority but I can help you with that. Have you heard my song about it?
>>8465818
are you?
>>8465840
how am I going to get you across the atlantic ocean?
>>8465818
Damn, well at least they're concerned for you
>>8465840
Better internet and reduced bills? Sounds amazing
>>8465864
You're European? Why would you want to cross that dirty water, sounds nice where you are already.
>>8465818
>BREAKING: INFRASTRUCTURE LITERALLY FALLING APART UNDER TRUMP PRESIDENCY - NOT MY PRESIDENT!
>>8465864
no. i don't think anyone was hurt.
>>8465897
yeah. that's always nice i guess.
>>8465914
the roads here are pretty shitty, but i don't blame our republican governor for getting rid of the toll on highway 400. i'm willing to put up with the occasional bridge collapse if it means saving $.75 on my commute.
>>8465914
no, I'm a potato-american.
what makes you think I want to see you? I'm sending you to back to africa.
>>8465960
oh. that's good, I guess.
>>8465976
pretty much everyone in town who has to make that commute every day is wishing they were under that rubble. it's going to take weeks to get it fixed. this is a major artery.
>>8465976
What makes you think I thought you wanted to see me? You did mention a canon, for all we know the accuracy and range on those is not great which is why I warned you about the water.
>>8466006
>weeks
whoa, slow down turbo
for a bridge? There are bridges on minor roads around here I swear they've been working on for six months already.
>>8466006
yes! they will all suffer anyways!
this is good news for me!
>>8466015
I'm not going over the water, brother.
:^) have fun in africa, where the water is brown and the locals are blonde cause they wash their hair in cow piss.
>>8465858
>Why do you want to get into foalcon?
No particular reason.
>I mean, I'm always happy to have new passengers.
Sure, let's pursue foalcon together. Sound like a perfectly normal bonding experience. :P
>Have you heard my song about it?
Nope! Go for it!
>>8466041
this isn't your average normal priority build project. people literally can't get downtown because of this.
>>8466090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKYzm7JbgHc
I posted the lyrics anonymously to /mlp/ a few years ago and then someone did the recording on it, so it's not my voice. Also the working title was "foal star" not "all sweetie belle" but they wouldn't have known that.
Don't know if anyone could confirm I wrote it except Darwin since he saw it before the original post date. But take my word on this one.
>my iPhone text messages are 300 MB on storage
hmm..
>>8466123
Well I'll be interested to see how long it takes regardless. Feel like it's just as likely they'll carve out a ground level bypass for the time being or some shit.
>>8465794
>>8466015
>canon
>An ecclesiastical law or code of laws established by a church council.
>A secular law, rule, or code of law.
>An established principle: the canons of polite society.
>>8466160
atlanta drivers don't give a fuck. just put up some evil kneival ramps and we're good.
>>8466187
not that kind of canon. the one they launch midgets out of, dummy.
>>8466193
since the bridge is collapsed, don't you kind of have that already
time for scootin
>>8466205
it will be just like the scene in speed, except over and over several hundred thousand times per day.
>>8466201
>Definition of cannon
>plural cannons or cannon
>1 plural usually cannon
> a : a large heavy gun usually mounted on a carriage
> b : a heavy-caliber automatic aircraft gun firing explosive shells
>2 or canon : the projecting part of a bell by which it is hung : ear
>3 : the part of the leg in which the cannon bone is found
>>8466243
yeah I barely remember that shit movie but sure
>>8466259
yeah, the kind they used to launch midgets out of. what's so hard to understand about wanting to launch skitty back to africa?
>press conference
>cut to governor
>reporter's first question
>"will you sign the medical marijuana bill?"
ASK ABOUT THE BRIDGE YOU IDIOTS
>>8466261
that movie was a classic, you philistine.
>>8466300
feh
alright
>>8466296
You know what? Nevermind. Skitty can be lauched to Africa in a canon (cannon).
>>8466352
i mean speed 2? yeah that was shite.
but dennis hopper in speed was amazing.
i could watch him jam that screwdriver in the guy's ear all day long.
>>8466377
those movies just aren't my thing really
>>8466366
nice.
they used to do this all the time back when I was young.
>>8466377
mmmmmm dennis hopper screwdrive ear porn.... if it had a pony pissing on him while he did it thatd work great for me too.
>>8466144
Reminds me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN1oygfaHVs
>>8466412
on dennis or on the guy he stabbed?
>>8466460
I uh
I wish the singing wasn't quite so horrid but yeah.
CRAKA KILLA!
it's up to you fuck you faggot.
>>8466531
saved with original file name I don't give a shit, that filly was dressed like a slut
>>8466508
>he doesn't enjoy the ear-rape of grown men screaming about raping small, pastel colored cartoon fillies
>>8466607
the lyrics are good, that's what matters
>>8466588
she wasn't WEARing anything at all.
>>8466630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
>>8466489
Just on Dennis, definitely not the guy who's getting stabbed. What the fuck do you think I am, some kind of pervert?
>>8466630
Nothing at all, nothing at all...
>>8466650
I masturbate ONLY to mexican humanized twilight sparkle. so I wouldn't know.
>>8466628
>WHY SO HORNY, WHY SO CRUDE? WHY NO FOREPLAY, WHY NO LUBE? DO YOU SMOKE DOPE? CAN WE HAVE SOME? THIS WOULD HURT LESS IF WE WERE A BIT NUMB!
Yep, pure genius.
>>8466711
kay well you don't have to leave but please don't touch me or anything I can reasonable be expected to touch in the future
>>8466750
those were the best lines
>>8466710
I only jerk it to dark skin women, ese.
>>8466771
/licks you
>>8466789
>I only jerk it to dark skin women, ese.
>>8466789
Gross
>>8466838
muy bueno.
>>8466864
>
>>8466927
>muy bueno.
>>8466941
fiiine.
I just noticed she's too dark.
nzuri sana
Thinking about sleeping
>>8466984
And how's that going for you?
>>8466984
good luck.
>>8467045
Good luck with sleeping, Pasta! :P
you laugh about it now.
but the next time you have trouble sleeping, you're going to wish I had wished you luck.
Why did semen cross the road?
>>8467163
dunno, why did semen cross the road?
>>8466711
I support this
>>8467198
You put on the wrong sock.
>>8467214
hello tiny friend!
>>8467202
mexican house keeper twilight sparkle using chancla on my kids.
I like this idea.
>>8467214
wow.
nice.
I don't cum in socks though.
>>8467238
pshhh
why were you gone for a long time? i thought travis and disco killed you
>>8467252
>>8467214
kek, nice
But why do people cum on socks? Why not use a paper towel or something
>>8467160
I suppose you have a point
Going to sleep
New bread soon!
>>8467299
Goodnight
>>8467266
slime girls don't count.
if she's not made out of taco meat, I don't want it.
>>8467299
sleep well.
>>8467323
whomst will make a new one?
>>8467253
>>8467338
i'll make it
>>8466973
>i disco killed you
I would keep him alive as long as I possibly can to maximize the suffering that fucking stupid bitch.
>>8467344
thanks smokey!
Oh. Sorry, Smokey.
>>8467389
meh, whatever.
i already deleted mine, we'll use yours.
>>8467252
Fuck yeah
>>8467253
Power went out, there were tornadoes south of here. You have no idea how many things use electricity. Like, fucking everything. Even the water pumps. It sucked big time. How have you been? Hows your arm?
>>8467356
Hahahahahahahahaha. Yeah good luck finding me if you cant even link the right post.