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Official pony thread.
If you see another one, redirect them here.
I still want to fuck nicole watterson.
>>8452315
Toss the soda in, what else ya got?
>>8452315
Whys that?
pinoy!
>>8452360
>>8452341
hershy syrup, soy milk, and some of that vinalla flavored syrup.
>>8452355
hips.
I'm a thigh guy.
fuck tits, she's gotta have that bottom half.
>>8452390
True, Iv'e seen a lot of asians with that thigh hip knee thing going lately on my way in and out of work.
aagh. I'm back to getting the whips.
so much for chugging entire handles of whiskey.
>>8452408
>minnistry of love
sounds like some next level george orwell shit to me matey
>>8452410
lucky.
the only eye candy I get these days are when I go into the city... or qt anime girls online!
>>8452240
I want one of those! Harley Pie would be pretty ok by me. Pretty much anyway.
>>8452390
Dump it.
>>8452493
a- all of it?
in one cup?
that's going to taste like hell.
>>8452459
If you ever come to aus you'll get to see all the hotties with the million dollar bodies.
>>8452461
You remind me of someone of who I once knew.
>>8452521
Then water it down with more rum?
>>8452533
aaaahaha.
holy shit.
if only.
>>8452534
genius. what do I do with this tiny ass bottle of jager I got just to try it?
>>8452550
Take a shot straight, dump the rest in I guess. Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
>>8452568
I've been nursing it.
I'm just barely on the cusp of being able to type correctly.
down the rest of the bottle?:
>yes
>no
>>8452550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjaMtp2FXs4
Don't sell yourself short mate~
for a month here you'd need, what, 7 grand tops?
>>8452588
Yes.
>>8452589
>nickleback.
hey, aren't they the new nirvana?
>could barely save 800$ on min wage before I needed a new compute
>expecting me to save 7k
damn son.
I think I'm just happy where I am. lol. :^)
>>8452598
HERE WE GO!
>>8452453
Aye
holy shit that was a bad idea.
>>8452615
Can you hold it down or are you going to spit it out?
>>8452588
Man I hate the nose rings but currently I'd use her anyway desu senpai
>>8452678
>>8452533
Is that why you talk to me here? I remind you of someone.
>>8452653
She looks much more usable
>>8452661
easily held.
but insides burned for a minute.
holy fuck that black licorice flavor takes some getting used to. it'll be a craveable flavor though, I can tell.
>>8452678
skitty.
>>8452683
dude. I know right?
just, trashy, but not too trashy.
you can see her humanity, if that makes sense.
>>8452533
Someone said pretty much the same thing yesterday.
I see it too.
like a certain girlie.
>>8452733
I would that succ
>>8452688
Not at all~
it's not all the time that you remind me of them, just... fleeting moments of similarity.
It doesn't matter.
I enjoy talking to you as an individual, it just felt like it was worth mentioning... They were important to me, to us, rather.
>>8452713
yeah :P
She seems like a no strings attached kinda deal too.
>>8452733
I'm not surprised, really.
>>8452757
I'm sure we've all noticed it on occasion.
>>8452764
wouldn't she do the sucknig?
>>8452764
I do kind of want to know how she does perverthings.
>>8452777
hensa is the kind og girl I'd keep around specifically for eye candy only. she seems like she has a new interest at least once a month.
>>8452777
it's the pictures. they're just obscure furry enough.
>>8452270
Well I got
Eevee (going to become a sylveon)
Porygon (Z-Conversion +psybeam at top basically makes me have a psychic type with +1 in all stats)
Gastly
Larvesta (chickun)
And alolan Meowth which will evolve into garfielf
Thats the team so far all but like 2 or 3 members are subject to change.
>>8452777
Nice trips, and no. I do the clit sucking, like a boss
>>8452819
niiiiiice.
dude. good fuckin team. if you need to evolve a haunter, just hmu. I'm not doing shit with my sun profile.
>>8452687
>bum driller
just lmfao
>>8452713
roz
>>8452822
>>8452778
Here's my succubus contribution
>>8452807
I'd keep for release on occasion desu senpai
though never without protection kek
I think sometimes the way they word things as well... though the images definitely help.
>>8452849
Yeah ill let you know if i need a trade evolution :3 also if you have an UP-Grade lying around but its likely you don't have one kek and I don't want you to go through too much trouble
>>8452900
how's the arm?
good person?
>>8452903
true, lol. but that might be thinking with you lower head. tbqfh familia.
sorry my man.
>>8452948
nah, don't think so.
don't care much for post-game or the pokedex.
>>8452948
I can give you one.
>>8452949
Meh, could be better.. Still hurts desu
hbu?
>>8453009
Its fine But Ill let you know when gastly becomes haunter :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>>8453041
I mean if you want but it seems like alot of trouble but sure only if you're alright with it if you don't want to i understand
>>8452949
Yus
>sorry
Why so?
>>8453055
No trouble at all.
Just bought one from the Battle Tree.
>>8453046
amazing!
got a raise, got put on more hours, and got a 20$ bonus today.
I hope you heal well, skittles.
>>8453055
it's fine. :3
I do it for anyone.
>>8453062
just, I dunno.
probabably just politeness getting the best of me again.
>>8453100
Okay gotta use chickun to beat this trainer then ill be there soon :3 (this is also a chickun i made today)
>>8453127
Kek, you should stop that hon~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHlf08yTPiU
>>8453127
nice, keep up the good work
>>8453148
noted.
I probably won't though.
>>8453181
t- thanks skitty!
>>8453181
>>8453193
Thats ok :3
>>8453204
It's like travis pics are the adult equivalent to pokemon cards
>>8453273
Understood.
>>8453227
f- feel free to ignore.
but how is rappy?
>>8453273
yep. don't get offended when you recieve a midnight lycanroc for tradeback though
>>8453316
Actually, you could help me evolve something.
>>8453313
Its fine I can give you a daytime lycanrock I mean because i have sun and rockruff evolves into midnight at night at level 25 or something like that
>>8453384
Okay I could just hand you the porygon 2 for the sake of giving you the pokedex entry too.
>>8453412
it's moon exclusive until post-game iirc.
I don't need any more pokeman.
I'm just a tool at this point.
if anyone wants to evolve a mon.
>>8453239
Kek. Here's that suicidal faggot, Cheeto
>>8453313
Why would I ignore you :s?
I'm ok, looking at this new game dominus, it's about managing gladiators.
It looks pretty fun
How're you?
>>8453439
I don't really like using people as tools it makes me feel guilty and ashamed
/hug
>>8453478
no reply.
is it like an rts game? sounds interesting.
good. lots of things happening at work. atm I'm just shitposting, really.
>>8453493
:>
issok in this very specific case!
>>8453412
Thank you kindly.
>>8453541
No reply?
I'm lost, when didn't I reply to you?
>>8453541
No, definitely not an rts.
I'd link a video but I'm watching on my phone, I'm capped otherwise I would.
>>8453541
:3 I don't need anything evolved atm Because DESU I like porygon2 more than PorygonZ and gastly is still a gastly :3 I mean If i need anything special ill ask either you or eris :3
>>8453552
NP ^_^
>>8453584
never, actually.
as far as I can recall.
>>8453584
right, right.
looks very complicated. like a more complicated clash of clans. from a first glance at least.
>>8453632
I've never plaed clash of clans desu
>>8453677
me neither.
but I just assume from a glance it's at least vaguely like this.
>>8453702
I wonder what happened to that guy we were tlaking to just before, seems he disappeared.
so did shiny
>>8453776
dunno.
maybe they've gotten weirded out.
>>8453809
Doshi moshi
>>8453987
begone. thot!
>>8453809
I'd say shiny is just doing shiny things, but the other guy I don't think is easily weirded out honestly.
At least I hope not, cause damn it if he hasn't even begun to see our autism yet kek.
this is a great story you may like.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHyPklaLgSnAL-nZNnlVJdQ/discussion?lc=z12tdzfh4vfhghakj22xwngatyf2yhime
5 months ago I got this guy to start making videos again by shitposting on his profile when I noticed he stopped making his cool videos. He had gone off youtube for 2 years, since I made that comment he started uploading more stuff and one of his videos went viral lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz4igVjNGq4
>>8454065
Shiny as in me?
>>8454011
What is that even? Kenysian shitposting?
>>8454147
yus
>>8454065
lmao jesus fuckin.
that story.
>>8454214
kekistani*
don't oppress my people, anon.
>>8454243
Bix quick muh diq and check my triple nips fgt qq.
>>8454243
I know right?
Have you guys heard of the Anon works in IT story?
>>8454328
checked?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
and someone is fucking honking like a mad cunt outside.
>>8454400
http://ultronbrowser.io/?
>>8454400
Yes. Makes me want to get a job in IT.
>>8454476
We'll go and honk back numbnuts! Grab them honkers by the horn! Don't be too aggressive though, be gentle, it may be their first time.
>>8454478
>>8454483
Okay.
>>8454065
That was a great read, thanks
>>8454516
I'm scurred. what if I don't last as long as the other honkrs?
>>8454400
Yeah, I've got it saved somewhere in fact.
How're you Urshula?
>>8454549
kek, no worries~
>>8454549
I'll post one more after this one cause these two are my favourite.
>>8454560
Just honk your best. And if you really hate the other person you're honking at it will sound so much louder!
>>8454618
this has been very insightful.
they've stopped. for now, though.
as soon as the sirens lit up.
>>8454655
same
>>8454655
Nice trip desu
>>8454681
what
>>8454601
Oldie but a goodie, I've read that one b4
>>8454654
Then now would be a great time for a cigarette.
>>8454728
Grand Theft Auto?
Green Text Anon.
that text wasn't in the thumbnail
>>8454772
>you mean the guy that used to talk to everyone like this
>as if he was quoting his own conversation with people in real time?
>>8454628
10/10
>>8454821
What do you want burr?
What do you want burr?
If you stand for nothing burr, what do you fall for?
>>8454772
I remember him, didn't he turn out to be a troll. And was sock puppeting?
Notice I didn't say socket puppet this time.
>>8454878
>tfw not going to heaven cause you like dudes
>>8454841
Maybe. There was another unrelated guy who did that as well.
>>8454910
Lmiaf was revealed to be GTA-- or at least one incarnation of him.
That must be what you are thinking of.
>>8454854
I'm glad you liked it :3
>>8454919
Still a win, but, a bit violent
>>8454939
You can pay the ferryman and get into Greek underworld, or die honorably and chill with Vikings in Valhalla.
>>8454949
Yea, now I remember. Damn this community is old.
>>8454984
romans fuck dudes and have rooms dedicated to vomiting.
what do I do to go to roman heaven?
>>8454977
Someone needed to beat some sense into her.
her father clearly never did :3
>>8455021
I assume the same shit to get into Greek heaven.
All religions just sort of tell you to be a good person that people can count on in a few too many words, and that those who can't will have their shit kicked in one day.
>>8455060
I love these stories
>>8455071
moral codes and that shit.
kinda why I like the idea of hermeticism desu.
>>8455106
People live such vibrant lives
>>8455120
Hermits usually go mad.
>>8455174
>>8455172
nah man.
all religion is correct, but only through common themes. I recommend reading about it, if you care at all about religion. it's kinda like an in-between sort of belief system.
I'm drunk, but if iirc that's the gyst. it's been a long time since I've talked about it.
>>8455174
sir.
>>8455215
Oh I've noticed that trend, don't kill, steal, or fuck another man's woman etc. there'll come a day mark my words!
Yes you're cute when you're drunk~
>>8455254
if you say so.
>>8455314
You say more really.
>>8455385
I have an excuse to speak my mind.
I can just blame it on the drink.
>>8455440
Why not speak your mind anyway? I usually go for if I do x it's ok because I can blame it on the drink.
Much more fun.
>>8455475
insecurity?
I dunno really.
>>8455528
I overdo it a lot though, to the point where some find me just plain rude, but it's no skin off my bones.
I wonder how casper is doing
bored...
>>8455592
Maybe he's dead like the others?
>>8455577
it comes off more interesting than the standard poster imo. either way.
>>8455592
he hasn't been on steam for a long while.
Barneyfag get a public ban:
>>>/s4s/5266882
>>8455602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbBkAdNc88w
>>8455676
>>8455686
DELETE
THIS
this is now an appledash thread
>>8455710
but why
>>8455700
the heck lol
raptor won't be on until later.
he can't load captcha.
>>8455959
This guy is great
>>8455959
>>8456003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVd0rlTeQtM
anyone wana test >>>/qa/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ&t=1m7s
>>8456021
lol so he's like a genius racist livestreaming as he dabbles in assembler and talking loads of mad chit? lol
What came before the original Official Pony Threads on /b/ or is that actually where everything started?
>>8456297
no idea
i think it all started on /co/ and when those thread span out of control, i think they got banned and they moved to /b/ in 2010 and that's where a lot of us came from, /b/.. thought it's been a long time and since 2014 we had moved to 8ch and a few posters joined while we were there
>>8456297
It was our beginning
>>8456327
So it's not banned anymore, I wonder if wumas is, I wouldn't test that one though.
>>8456394
This one?
>>8456263
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjFS8udI_c8
>>8456407
ye
>>8456510
ERROR: Upload failed.
>>8456517
lol yeah i wouldn't try it cause wuma literally kept shitposting there even through 2015
>>8456531
I already tried it several times.
Who's up and kickin'?
>>8456563
my dog woke up to puke
>>8456779
>He changed the filename
Wonderful.
>>8456790
I decided to make a copy of the image
https://youtu.be/XPd9be8R5bA?t=31s
i was reading archives from /b/reads from 2013-2014 and I forgot how many ppl i had convinced i was 40 years old.. didn't know people would talk about that like i was srs back then lol
>>8456956
Are you searching your own name in the archives?
So where's blewbury been? He's like not been around for a while.
>>8456968
no, this particular archive doesn't let me unless i log in but it does let me follow links so i'm just scrolling threads to remember the past.. and i just can't help but spot when i'm talked about..
>>8456980
Tell me if you find anything amusing.
I was digging through some all social media accounts and found my ex girlfriend's tumblr
Turns out shes now a transgender male or something
That kind of explains why she completely vanished off of my steam friends list sometime after she got a college dorm
>>8457007
>some all
some old*
I found this funny.
>>8452381
How cute. A brainless, butthurt Trumpanzee brony.
Oh the irony.
>>8457059
how is that ironic?
>>8457007
yikes. and on tumblr too.
you picked a real winner with that one.
>>8457054
haha i remember seeing that.
>>8457121
She was a bit of a childhood friend, if that means anything
So how have you been
Guess the most interesting things to me that i found was that thread on 4th of july when i got shot and posted about it
first post was when i was on the floor waiting for the ambulance, second one was while i was on the ambulance getting loaded on a helicopter iirc
https://archive.b-stats.org/b/thread/491200372#p491235309
https://archive.b-stats.org/b/thread/491200372#p491237696
https://archive.b-stats.org/b/thread/491200372#p491244514
>>8457144
>second one
i mean 3rd*
>>8457144
Neat.
>>8457183
Tired, no energy, lack of motivation to do anything
Sorry for always being a downer in the bread, I really don't mean to be
>>8457185
Wasn't that neat, it was like 3 inches from my dink
>>8457194
I'm glad it didn't hit your dink.
>>8457144
It's like going back and rewatching an old episode of something you vaguely remember.
seeing freeman in that old thread made me realize freeman doesn't post with us any more, and hasn't in some years.
he was fun.
>>8457191
don't worry about it.
maybe you should get a more regular sleep schedule. i know that helped me a lot. now i'm wide awake with tons of energy during the normie hours of the day.
>>8457236
I'll see what I can do
I think I'm gonna lay back down
>>8457257
another thing that can perk you up is vitamin b12.
most people have a b12 deficiency, which is why it is used as the active ingredient in a lot of energy drinks.
anyway rest well.
>>8457235
You were there? Interesting. I wonder which one you were. I can relate, in my case I remember how it all played out irl but I didn't remember making these posts until I saw that picture and followed it up to the first post.. I had forgotten that particular memory until I saw them.. Now I can remember being on the grass surrounded by people and me trying to keep the thread out of people's view when I made those two posts for like 5 minutes. Jeez..
>>8457257
solong
>>8457204
lol
>>8457297
I wasn't "there" I've always been a long time lurker, hope that doesn't creep you out.
Unless you thought I meant I was in the crowd or something then no.
God damn I wish I could sleep at night like normal people do.
>>8457326
Why would that creep me out, it just makes you more interesting.
lol ofc that's not what i mean, that would be legit creepy though
ヤムチャの声が頭に浮かんでくるー
>>8457336
>>8457355
got more?
>>8457363
>>8457365
keep posting those.
>>8457371
>>8457416
I already Travised that one.
>>8457429
>>8457431
keep going.
>>8457439
>>8457441
>>8457447
>>8457451
some day I will end up with an eye tumour for watching these.
>>8457461
yeeeeeeeeep.
Last one i have here. Santa claus convention.
>>8457462
Travis senpai when will you notice me?
>>8457465
If I suddenly die my best friend will watch all of this when he sanitizes my HDD.
>>8457496
somewhere up there in the stars Travis is smiling at me.
>>8457540
>>8457545
>>8457548
chad machine.
walk in public restroom.
see this.
wat do?
>>8457573
Sit on it
im really bored and not even sleepy...
>>8457596
sir you are a fucking savage.
>>8457596
what a homo
Skitty hi
I'm back but willing to bet no one is left
>>8457665
hi~
>>8457675
wow k
>>8457716
Hey skitty, how're you?
>>8457766
just watching Rogue One and skimming through old bread archives from 2013
how about you?
>>8457804
Why the archives?
I'm ok, just, writing.
I'll be heading to bed soonish, though I may not be able to work tomorrow.
It depends on if the buses are operating or not.
>>8457833
So the cyclone is gone now? Your internet is back to normal?
archives cause im bored and it's interesting to see how much of an idiot i was back before we moved to 8ch
>>8457842
My internet won't be back to normal till Saturday my time, so like, 27 hours time.
but I won't be back on till 45 hours or so.
cause work.
>idiot
You're not a yubbo Skits
hell is an open door come on everybody get in.
Sometimes I wish I could become a pone. Just left with massive flanks and hips as a mare and just finding ways to go big and lewd around stallions as I have fun with it.
>>8457909
Nigga you gay.
>>8457870
You're right. Idiot is probably an understatement.
I think I should go take a bath now..
>>8457942
You're better than you know Skits.
Have fun~
>>8457951
get a room.
>>8457961
>>8457970
there is not enough room for me tho.
birds are starting to chirp dem niggas waking up too fucking early.
>>8457921
Maybe, but no harm in dreaming of becoming the curvy mare, right m8?
>>8457987
>but no harm in dreaming of becoming the curvy mare, right m8?
nah.
but at least do a green text if you ever dream such thing.
heading to bed, have a good one.
I cant get to sleep
>>8458103
I can keep you company~
>>8458063
goodnight
>>8458106
Sounds lovely
How are you, is your arm feeling any better?
>>8458112
I'm fine, just looking into stuff I probably shouldn't.. but it feels so interesting to me that i can't help it.. my arms not all that great, random spots hurt and i have to position it awkwardly on my desk so it doesn't hurt that much...
how about you?
>>8458125
Are you still reading the archives?
>>8458125
I managed to get an hour or so of rest, so I feel a little better
Maybe still a little bummed out over losing both a close friend and girlfriend over this stupid transgender thing
>>8458134
Yeah. tl;dr didn't really know squirrel at any point cause im anti social but i saw a post of theirs in it and they said that the poni thread caught them when they were at rock bottom in 2011 or something, and they explained they were homeless when they posted here and were living in a jeep at wall mart parking lots for a while and basically leached off wifi they'd find where they went to post here. that's pretty crazy
>>8458141
internet friend or irl friend?
either way, just lmao
if they were one of those people that are the human equivalent of an emotional landmine with a detonation surface area on par to an NFL playing field, you should be glad you got rid of them
>>8458184
If you find any posts from me, don't read them.
>>8458184
internet, she actually was pretty normal, she was the last person I'd expect to put "My pronouns are he/him" on her blog
She probably nuked all of her friend lists, too
>>8458201
common problem with people faced to cope with the natural order of things, born on once side of the fence they have a desire to jump to the other but they can only do so much, so they wanted it so much, and after their attempt to make the jump and got so far, pronouns turn into insults to your struggle to cope with this natural order they picked a fight with. it's unpleasant treading the lines with them because you will easily find yourself stepping out of bounds with your words when dealing with people like that. there were two trans ppl in this community I was friends with, plaze2 and fey, they're pretty cool people because unlike most trans they don't carry around ready to blow up in peoples faces over negligible stuff, i think they just accept things are how they are and move on.
i should go full blown trans and huff estrogen so i can set an example for how to be a trans like a fuckin man to these people
>>8458197
your request to not read your posts makes me want to read them now, i pmuch kept scrolling when i see your posts cause they're still really short less than 10 word posts and i find there's never much revelation in them.. make more interesting posts
>>8458289
I don't really have a problem with it, to each their own
If she told me the truth I probably would just accept it, I guess thats why I'm bummed out about it, she was a friend for well over 5 years and couldn't trust me with that information
I'll leave her, well, him, alone about it, its very clear that he doesn't want to talk to me
>>8458323
MY POSTS ARE FOR IMMEDIATE COMEDIC VALUE ONLY
ANYTHING ELSE IS UNNECESSARY
>>8458341
Do you have the superior organ? Or are you an inferior subhuman with an axe wound in the groin?
But what's done is done, and with all that said, I'm bored out of my mind
>>8458361
Me too. You should play ark with me.
You're well enough to return to your obsession?
I'm so happy for you.
>>8458366
I'll consider it, but right now I only have 10$ on my steam account, I might be able to get it in a day or 2 though, depending on when the autismbux come in
>>8458372
You ignored my question so i guess ill just assume the worst
also not really. i can't have my arm on this stupid mouse for more than 5 minutes or it feels like it's going to twist into a mobius strip
>>8458380
don't get it you probably wont like it, plus it's all unoptimized
what games do you play?
>>8458399
In that case, I retract my happiness.
>>8458399
Binding of isaac, enter the gungeon, Warframe, I've played through terraria like 3 times, starbound, used to play various mmos in the past but those arent worth talking about
Generally I'm not way too picky with the games I play though
Skitty, you should upgrade your computer, so we can play PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS, if I decide to buy it.
>>8458418
Goodness you have terrible taste. I almost regret asking, but I still like you.